We Debated the 5 Worst Ways to Die Ft. Ian from Smosh • Top 5 Beatdown

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  • @watcher
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    • @ICEV3N0M
      @ICEV3N0M ปีที่แล้ว

      I wanna die turning ghost hunt by the ghost while Ryan is witnessing and freaking out and Shane would laugh next to him and holding him there and making him watch it :D

    • @kayanoelani9320
      @kayanoelani9320 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shane's list 🎉 I like zest

    • @kayanoelani9320
      @kayanoelani9320 ปีที่แล้ว

      Strangled by my own child, though.. 🤷‍♀️

  • @briannagomez6034
    @briannagomez6034 ปีที่แล้ว +4513

    Episode: *worst ways to die*
    Ian: “I’d love it if….”
    Ryan: “Ideally….”
    Shane: “Wouldn’t it be great if…”
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @what5475
      @what5475 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      I was really confused watching this episode. They probably changed title.

    • @TheThem81
      @TheThem81 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Right. I’m 4 minutes in and quite confused.

    • @Kelly-uw1xr
      @Kelly-uw1xr ปีที่แล้ว +171

      TH-cam probably didn’t allow “best way to die” as it could support self harm and so they changed

    • @dis8791
      @dis8791 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      They introduce it as "top five ways to die" at the start, so yeah probably changed

    • @Rose-hh7mk
      @Rose-hh7mk ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It's so funny to me that "dying of old age surrounded by loved ones" is apparently one of the worst ways to die haha

  • @bunnyb1599
    @bunnyb1599 ปีที่แล้ว +2543

    Shane: It's embarrassing to die, I don't want anybody to see me.
    Also Shane: I wanna get my neck snapped at the mall in front of everyone.

    • @Shesana
      @Shesana ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I think the difference is that the old age one is his body failing him and the mall one is someone killing him in a dramatic way.

    • @dotdotdot...176
      @dotdotdot...176 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Also he said in unsolved (many times) that he would love his body to be left in the street to be pecked by vultures/dogs, or be thrown out the sky 💀

    • @EastmanEditing
      @EastmanEditing ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dotdotdot...176 Also being "boated" would be people watching your body slowly be destroyed as you eventually die for entertainment...lol

  • @mandimartin5521
    @mandimartin5521 ปีที่แล้ว +3335

    I'm furious that Shane's #1 wasn't an avocado pit full of heroin.

    • @tklondon2818
      @tklondon2818 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Thank you!!! I was JUST thinking that Shane's list better contain "an avocado pit".

    • @beardiedragling9803
      @beardiedragling9803 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah me too

    • @ariadventures2289
      @ariadventures2289 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alesmonggo2112
      @alesmonggo2112 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      This is Shane's clone.....that's why he's not scared of avocados....he's scared another clone is coming for him

    • @kactus1889
      @kactus1889 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was drinking my tea while reading this and it came out of my nose when I laughed 🥲😂

  • @Artsy_Insomniac
    @Artsy_Insomniac ปีที่แล้ว +2336

    Very surprised “choking on an avocado pit” or “being injected with a lethal substance” weren’t on Shane’s list. The man is unpredictable.

  • @yazminmercado5075
    @yazminmercado5075 ปีที่แล้ว +6170

    This doesn’t seem like worst ways to die, it seems like favorite ways to die lmao

    • @Ddalgiichigo
      @Ddalgiichigo ปีที่แล้ว +507

      I think it was titled wrong 🤣

    • @sethharris813
      @sethharris813 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      I was calling it "Most Metal Ways to Die."

    • @Ddalgiichigo
      @Ddalgiichigo ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I think Shane was doing the worst ways though 😂

    • @LadySKizo
      @LadySKizo ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@Ddalgiichigo but he wants all of them to happen to him lol

    • @fantastnicole
      @fantastnicole ปีที่แล้ว +172

      It's kinda like they forgot mid- way what kind of they were supposed to be making Lol

  • @Greg_Was_Taken
    @Greg_Was_Taken ปีที่แล้ว +930

    The fact that Ian himself was disgusted when Shane described the medieval boat torture method really says it all

  • @marmiteghost
    @marmiteghost ปีที่แล้ว +3110

    *how this series started:* "no, this movie/cereal is better than this one!"
    *how this series is going:* shane describes being eaten alive by bugs in a shit filled boat sandwich

    • @CyberUK
      @CyberUK ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😆

    • @sethharris813
      @sethharris813 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The sweet march of progress. Lol

    • @waywardmind
      @waywardmind ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The natural, organic evolution of a series. 😆

    • @slicedfruitgirl
      @slicedfruitgirl ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I had to skip through the boat talk 😅 I'm a little squeamish and I hate bugs

    • @OfficialSparklyPig
      @OfficialSparklyPig ปีที่แล้ว

      If it were any other way, it wouldn't be S&R.

  • @TheOwlQueen
    @TheOwlQueen ปีที่แล้ว +986

    Shane reads every entry in his list like it's the first time he's seen it

    • @irenerichmond6725
      @irenerichmond6725 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is so true and so funny 😂

    • @tiahere8499
      @tiahere8499 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      its like a dad when you open the gift he got for you

    • @dotdotdot...176
      @dotdotdot...176 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is so true, deserves more likes 😂

  • @PoopSquares
    @PoopSquares ปีที่แล้ว +4229

    I was 99% sure that Ryan or Shane would have “Playing the piano at a benefit in LA and pooping my pants while everyone applauds” somewhere in their top 5

    • @BanaBerri
      @BanaBerri ปีที่แล้ว +96

      that was certainly one of the first things I thought of

    • @Ruby-jb6en
      @Ruby-jb6en ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Oh my god that would have been such a great callback!

    • @munginosal2135
      @munginosal2135 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      At least we got a DB cooper one (skydiving)

    • @madhatter5241
      @madhatter5241 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      my memory’s horrible, where is it from?

    • @Lefty_loosey
      @Lefty_loosey ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@madhatter5241 it’s from the unsolved episode “ the villa montezuma mansion”

  • @viiviviviiv
    @viiviviviiv ปีที่แล้ว +308

    ryan: my best reference to being electrocuted is home alone.
    ryan: *tells a story about being personally electrocuted*

  • @mauracataldo1381
    @mauracataldo1381 ปีที่แล้ว +3344

    Shane: we're three deeply religious guys
    also Shane: yeah the first time I went to church my nose started gushing blood

    • @Th_Ghst_Kds1183
      @Th_Ghst_Kds1183 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      And for this reason, I DO believe that Shane is part demon and part human.

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I had a sore throat, yet was forced to go to church with a friend's family. When I took communion I choked on the wafer and the grape juice. 😂
      When it came time for everyone to walk around and greet each, no one talked to me. 😂🤷
      This is why I became a supervillain.

    • @tylercoburn6833
      @tylercoburn6833 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i'm glad im the 666th like to this comment

    • @victor_spade
      @victor_spade ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Th_Ghst_Kds1183 demon truther shaniacs are gonna LOVE this one- (including me)

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tylercoburn6833 Your Church of Satan certificate is in the mail. 🤗🥰

  • @aerocarnie
    @aerocarnie ปีที่แล้ว +866

    It's so strangely touching--in typical ghoulboy fashion--that Shane can't imagine Ryan being a bad father even in an alternate strangled-by-child universe. It's the kid who would have to be evil, not Ryan!

  • @raediation3016
    @raediation3016 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    ryan saying he wanted to fall at terminal velocity into a crowded area made me mad because my number 1 worst way to die is being crushed by a falling body.

    • @6nomemory6
      @6nomemory6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      chances are slim to none as long as you're not standing close to the high building with someone who is about to unalive themselves (it did make the news)

    • @TheMedicatedArtist
      @TheMedicatedArtist ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@6nomemory6Basically, avoid urban areas or buildings taller than like, three stories.

    • @ZannaZatanna1
      @ZannaZatanna1 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *Ryan reading this and aiming straight for you next time he goes sky-diving*

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar ปีที่แล้ว +857

    Ryan: I'm a sentimental guy, I would like to be surrounded by loved ones when I pass
    Shane: I want people to witness my neck breaking in front of the mall pretzels

  • @UncannyXander
    @UncannyXander ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    Best part of this episode is Shane acting his heart out pretending to care about Raid lol

    • @ferisera
      @ferisera ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I had to rewatch this and pay extra attention to the Raid ad. Shane got SO into the Sylvan Watchers.

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Everyone who has to play out a Raid sponsor deserves an oscar

    • @ONKVP
      @ONKVP ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I thought you were talking about the anti-cockroach spray....

    • @dylanmahaffey8920
      @dylanmahaffey8920 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I hope some day a girl can pretend to love me as much as Shane pretended to love Raid Shadow Legends.

    • @roguetheotter
      @roguetheotter ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i had that thought lmao. honestly hilarious

  • @rockandrollcowboys
    @rockandrollcowboys ปีที่แล้ว +441

    shane leaving ian speechless with the boat thing is so funny to me

  • @peanutbutter4741
    @peanutbutter4741 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    "Mine is just things I've thought about a lot." THE SILENCE 😭

  • @ashwilkins5947
    @ashwilkins5947 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Ian being shocked and horrified by ‘Boats’ really proves that the Ghoul Boys (specifically Shane) knew who was coming in and prepped properly, because I was pretty convinced he would bring in the worst stuff.

  • @sethharris813
    @sethharris813 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    I love how Shane started channeling the Professor while describing "boats."

    • @therealJamieJoy
      @therealJamieJoy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I still don't understand "Boats." We need a diagram.

    • @sethharris813
      @sethharris813 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@therealJamieJoy I got you. Give this a watch. It's short and entertaining. The "boats" torture is known as scaphism and was practiced by the Persians. And holy crap were they top notch torturers.
      th-cam.com/video/2IDQZXRM3WI/w-d-xo.html

    • @DJ-iu5bb
      @DJ-iu5bb ปีที่แล้ว +11

      im pretty sure he missed out like dont Hornets also start getting attracted to you and start stinging you as well also you start throwing up Poop too I think

    • @shannonstibor6967
      @shannonstibor6967 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I just want some sort of boat merchandise with "but, uh, I love milk". And only those of us who have seen this episode know the reference 😆

    • @sethharris813
      @sethharris813 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DJ-iu5bb I hadn't heard about the fecal vomiting thing but it wouldn't surprise me. For sure on the hornets though.

  • @beardiedragling9803
    @beardiedragling9803 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I love how Shane is always so suprised by reading his own list, like he didn't even know what he wrote

  • @ladyoriza9327
    @ladyoriza9327 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    Oh now you gotta get Ask A Mortician for top 5 worst ways to be buried after the top 5 worst ways to die

    • @worlddictionary9954
      @worlddictionary9954 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yes !!!!! she did a video on the worst ways to die too. i want this crossover so bad lol

    • @lilykep
      @lilykep ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ask A Mortician's story about the guy who fell into the manhole and steamed to death slowly over hours haunts my nightmares.

    • @callingallcryptids2661
      @callingallcryptids2661 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I’d LOVE to see Caitlin on this show

    • @KatStrega
      @KatStrega ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THIS IS THE BEST IDEA

    • @clairvaux8459
      @clairvaux8459 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That would be the most unexpected youtube crossover for me lmao

  • @missalii4792
    @missalii4792 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    You know who would be good for this: Ask a Mortician. She would even be able to tell us stories of what she has seen or learned in mortuary school

  • @woschaebedip
    @woschaebedip ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Shane is the only one who did the assignment, the others are doing "BEST Ways to Die" and this bothers me more than it should

    • @therealJamieJoy
      @therealJamieJoy ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Seriously, yes. Then Shane veered off into "Clones" and it seemed as if his list became "best."

    • @user-kd6vg1vi9u
      @user-kd6vg1vi9u ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I think they were going for just 'top ways to die' or 'most spectacular ways to die' and the video got mistitled

    • @JMP-s2p
      @JMP-s2p ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Ryan says the correct topic at the beginning of the video, it was apparently mistitled

    • @robinnn777
      @robinnn777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      seriously, i've barely started and i'm already annoyed lol

    • @danielledavis9335
      @danielledavis9335 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real! Surrounded by your loved ones??? Oooh what a nightmarish way to die

  • @zzing8496
    @zzing8496 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Watching Shane make Ian cringe in horror when describing his boat death method was so satisfying... Ian finally got a taste of his own medicine lol

  • @sdrawkcabemdaer5
    @sdrawkcabemdaer5 ปีที่แล้ว +2099

    You know it's going to be a good episode when it starts with a content warning 😂

    • @CGZollars
      @CGZollars ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It’s probably Shane’s fault they needed a content warning cause of his boat torture death rant lol

    • @SunnyBJ
      @SunnyBJ ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Of course it's the episode with Ian in it 🤣

  • @xiumilk
    @xiumilk ปีที่แล้ว +64

    i think it says so much that we're all like "they're definitely doing BEST ways to die" but there's like a 50/50 split on whether 1) shane didn't get the memo and is doing the worst or 2) shane IS doing his best ways to die. what an enigma this man is

    • @mekaylaowo1928
      @mekaylaowo1928 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      i think he’s absolutely doing his best, he wants people to be horrified

  • @NashtyNation
    @NashtyNation ปีที่แล้ว +297

    See, the problem with Shane telling Ian about the Boats thing is that now Ian is going to find all the information possible on this and start talking about it in his day to day life, dooming all his friends.
    I love it.

  • @jessicalewis5406
    @jessicalewis5406 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I think Shane is the only one who fully understood the "worst" part of the assignment

  • @Emma-yn9op
    @Emma-yn9op ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Personally I like the idea of being the first person to discover a monster and it taking me out brutally quickly, but leaving behind my remains and some kind of clue that all is not what it seems, essentially starting the plot of a horror movie/monster-slaying show

    • @_Moe
      @_Moe ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Okay this is the winner for me for sure. I'd love to die like this.

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd like a meteor to bring about the second dino wipe out. Ever since I read how quick and brutal and not-hollywood it would be I've been fascinated.

    • @ThinlyCut90
      @ThinlyCut90 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn, that is a great way to die.

    • @Red_Ghost85
      @Red_Ghost85 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had a similar idea to this one. Mine was being eaten by a rediscovered/reemerging Megaladon. Also, I’m both fascinated and terrified of sharks and the ocean.

  • @briellebrubacher7093
    @briellebrubacher7093 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This has to be the most iconic old gen/new gen youtube collaboration ever; Shayne and Ryan talking about death with the dead-talk man himself, Ian Hecox.

  • @kidsmagginni1679
    @kidsmagginni1679 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    This is the perfect video to do with Ian, he loves talking about bummers, perfect guest choice.

    • @bratprica6383
      @bratprica6383 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      ''Another bummer, another bummer by Ian Hecox from Smosh.''

    • @Liv_buggy
      @Liv_buggy ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@bratprica6383 I was so hoping someone would comment this

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm even more impressed that Shane shocked Ian abouut the boats thing, Ian's definitely going to be talking about it to someone at the Smosh office lol

  • @17cryptic17
    @17cryptic17 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    First of all, Ian is the perfect guest for this lmoa
    Secondly Ryan talking about dying naturally surrounded by loved ones and he says "I am... D.B... Cooper." That fucking got me lmao

  • @moiranewman6714
    @moiranewman6714 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    ryan instinctively knowing that gemini shane isn’t who he seems simply because he believes in ghosts is so 💀

  • @chestersnap
    @chestersnap ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Ian's "did it cure your depression" was such a good question. Love the subtle dig at electrotherapy. I know it works for some people but it was way overused to the point of being abusive more than anything

    • @boybutch
      @boybutch 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      it’s not actual electrocutions. it’s way different, u don’t feel any pain. and i’ve met more people it’s help than it hasn’t, plus how it is a abusive? i’m talking about modern day, not what they used to do. i’m genuinely curious if there’s a way it has been abusive (again, in current times) that i’m just not aware of.

  • @megantholin8705
    @megantholin8705 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I’ll never remember the day when I was working at the county shelter giving the quarantine dogs their meds and another tech all nonchalantly said “oh, those are the two dogs that ate their owner”. Two cute as hell tiny chihuahuas.

    • @6nomemory6
      @6nomemory6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      it's always the damn chihuahuas

    • @medea__witchhh
      @medea__witchhh ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NOO WHATTT

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ok but was the owner dead first tho? if so understandable

  • @AgeOfSynn
    @AgeOfSynn ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I can't believe more people aren't bringing up Shane doing a perfect recreation of the Marv scream at 8:34.

  • @Fuchswinter
    @Fuchswinter ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Why do I feel like these lists were each done on completely different premises?😂

    • @NataliaLidia_06
      @NataliaLidia_06 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like this isn't top anything, it's just ways to die lmao
      Edit: typo

  • @gilly_axolotl
    @gilly_axolotl ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Can't wait for Ian to inform the rest of the Smosh crew about the boat torturing at the most inopportune time now

  • @myfavoritedemons
    @myfavoritedemons ปีที่แล้ว +290

    genuinely surprised that being cannibalized wasn’t on shane’s list

  • @BryerArtStudios
    @BryerArtStudios ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love how this turned into their ideal ways to die lmfao

  • @ImNotCrazy829
    @ImNotCrazy829 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    5. Explosion. I mean come on, it's a classic. The spectacle, the pizzazz, the drama. So many ways it could have occurred. Was it a bomb? Was it an accident? Was I targeted? The stories that spectators would be able to tell.
    4. Guillotine/beheading. What a unique experience. There's been experiments done to show that the head is still aware to some extent after removal. Would I be able to see the parts of my body I've never seen without a mirror or camera?
    3. Spontaneous human combustion. Another unique experience. The mystery of it all. Leaving behind nothing but ashes alongside a foot or an arm that was untouched by the flames. People questioning if anyone was behind it, or how it happened in the first place.
    2. Volcanic eruption. I'm talking Vesuvius, I'm talking Pompeii. To be surrounded by my friends or family as we accept our impending deaths. To be entombed in a lover's embrace. To be uncovered thousands of years later by a future civilization.
    1. Apocalypse. We get to live in an incredible time seeing things humanity has never seen: the internet, space travel, etc. I would love to be alive to see humanity's definitive last moment. Doesn't matter if it's an asteroid or a solar flare or something we did to ourselves. To die at the finale of the human race would be the ultimate way to die.

    • @medea__witchhh
      @medea__witchhh ปีที่แล้ว +6

      based list

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      absolutely heartbroken that falling into a volcano was not on anyone’s list

    • @Amazinglexi3
      @Amazinglexi3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love your list! I also have spontaneous combustion on mine

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sunsun5005 try living in islands country that one of it's volcano almost made the earth's 2nd ice age.

    • @tbarnes4403
      @tbarnes4403 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love this XD

  • @icimsn
    @icimsn ปีที่แล้ว +15

    putting ian on this particular episode is perfect. only thing better would be like "top five biggest natural disasters ever" or "top five reasons your plane will crash"

  • @reloreo2899
    @reloreo2899 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Shane's medieval 2 boats, milk and honey torture one is going to haunt my thoughts for a while. I physically recoiled while he was describing it.

    • @professionalvampire1
      @professionalvampire1 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      According to an ancient Greek historian, a man named Mithradates, who was sentenced to the boats, suffered for 17 days before finally dying. He said that for the last 3 days the man's face was completely covered by wasps.

  • @mariharrison1332
    @mariharrison1332 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Shane's absolutely CHAOTIC vocal inflections during the ads always kills me lol

  • @calliope720
    @calliope720 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    The different vibes in each list are so confusing that I can only guess that the prompt was just a vague "how would you want to die" and it ended up being a split between "I want to die in the best way possible" and "I want to die in the gnarliest but most memorable way possible"

  • @emilymorgan1994
    @emilymorgan1994 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    this is the BEST episode Ian could've possibly been on👏🏼

  • @kitcat2264
    @kitcat2264 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    shane's #5 following up ryan's is the funniest thing ever it was so wholesome then BOOM neck snap iconic

  • @wiets90
    @wiets90 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Choosing Ian 'The King of Bummers' Hecox for this episode is just perfect

  • @heleno-b1567
    @heleno-b1567 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My aunt actually did die skydiving - her chute got tangled with someone else and they both unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your perspective) died on impact - and honestly what Ryan said about coming to terms with it in that brief moment before impact - around 15-30 seconds from memory for her - is a nice thought.

  • @normalstories8540
    @normalstories8540 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Of course Ian would join this episode

    • @TheRandomSandwiches
      @TheRandomSandwiches ปีที่แล้ว

      @I'll say when it's time It's a spam link, I guess, but it's not a damn food video for once. The video they linked is about feeding cats.

  • @Andrew-ez9gm
    @Andrew-ez9gm 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I thought there was a deeper irony in 'rescue dogs' - like you'd gotten lost and they use the dogs to find you...only when they DO find you, the dogs eat you instead.

  • @QilleWolf
    @QilleWolf ปีที่แล้ว +318

    For a second I thought Ryan’s number one pick was gonna turn into a pregnancy announcement 😂

    • @jasminvalerie
      @jasminvalerie ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ok the amount of times he brought up family and kids, I was totally expecting a pregnancy announcement 😂😂

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had this moment but with the lower thirds bio

  • @kgoofy3297
    @kgoofy3297 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Love the callback to Ryan not knowing humans can clone things in 2017, one of the iconic Ryan moments I think

  • @Miranda50709
    @Miranda50709 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Why do I get the impression Ian thought it was 'the best ways to die'? He sounds so excited about some of these.

    • @plontulublalulu
      @plontulublalulu ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It is "top 5 ways to die" which can interpreted a number of ways

    • @therealJamieJoy
      @therealJamieJoy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They all do!! Except "Boats" which I don't actually understand and am hoping for a diagram.

    • @worlddictionary9954
      @worlddictionary9954 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ask a mortician did a video on this called worst way to die, she even drew a diagram

  • @jessw391
    @jessw391 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Shane acting out all the scenarios is making me crack up🤣🤣

  • @RillaGorilla420
    @RillaGorilla420 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Ryan: “What makes you interested in dying?”
    Me: “Life”

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hear hear! (With gLass of straight whisky...needed to be drunk lest i'll stab someone)

  • @jaws8621
    @jaws8621 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is Shane the only one who got that it was supposed to be worst ways to die... Then just improvise it like these are his preferred ways of dying? I'm impressed.

  • @BunchaNothin
    @BunchaNothin ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I'm so confused for the logic of many of these choices. Some are honestly the worst way to die, others are reasonable or good ways.

    • @uni8514
      @uni8514 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      P sure it got mistitled and is just “top ways to die”

    • @emilybaker3703
      @emilybaker3703 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I was feeling confused too, was scrolling the comments to see if anyone felt the same way.

  • @lillykeim6741
    @lillykeim6741 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Oh my gods. They got sponsored by raid AND collared with smosh. They finally did it. They have become too powerful.
    Also, is Ryan’s necklace an ancient Egyptian talisman-

  • @spectershadow05
    @spectershadow05 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    once on space mountain the guy in front of me lost his hat to the wind and i caught it in the dark soley on touch
    i returned it to him at the end of the ride
    one of the greatest moments i'll never live up to

  • @roguetheotter
    @roguetheotter ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "i think it would be lovely if we all got incinerated together" is such a shane quote and im so very here for it.

  • @sydneywilliamss14
    @sydneywilliamss14 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Ian really does know how to bring down the mood, especially with the ravages of time. love him

  • @alexeifiore8573
    @alexeifiore8573 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a long time fan of smosh, I really shouldn't expected anything else from ian putting that as his number 5 right out the gate, but somehow I did.

  • @taprobanna
    @taprobanna ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Kinda surprised Ryan didn't include "getting torn apart by trees" since in the St. Olga Puppet History episode he said it would've been a cool way to go

    • @kuroinokitsune
      @kuroinokitsune ปีที่แล้ว

      Also can be (and was) done with horses by the way

    • @taprobanna
      @taprobanna ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kuroinokitsune I would have expected Shane to pick that instead of boats lmao

  • @MellSayzHi
    @MellSayzHi ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The image of a blood covered Shane asking for a magnet showing Ryan's grisly death is so funny to me and idk why

  • @gigicilla7
    @gigicilla7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Love when Shane started listing dead people and couldn't make anymore than Bob ross and Betty white. Truly those are the only ones that matter

  • @hollyward1838
    @hollyward1838 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Shane’s boat one made me think of that puppet history episode where the propeller sings about chopping people up. That one both traumatized me and made me laugh my ass off

  • @AshleWilkerson
    @AshleWilkerson ปีที่แล้ว +98

    FUN FACT: when you fall at a fast enough speed, hitting water is the same as hitting concrete.

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Imagine a pool with just kids having a good time and then something smashes into the water at mach speed and the water immediately turns into a red flood like the elevator scene from The Shinning 🤣

    • @insertclevername07
      @insertclevername07 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I believe Mythbusters tested it and found that even at terminal velocity, there is a difference-- but you're very dead either way.

  • @sexlovepistols
    @sexlovepistols ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ian Hecox IS the bummer expert! nobody could do this top 5 better than him. ❤

  • @jordanpruitt5497
    @jordanpruitt5497 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    the guests this season have been so superior

  • @camloch
    @camloch ปีที่แล้ว +8

    God, that boat torture fact is definitely going to make an appearance on Smosh as a random depressing factoid

  • @brookeb4563
    @brookeb4563 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    the fact that there's a content warning at the beginning of the episode and the fact that Ian Hecox is the guest makes a lot of sense

  • @raychaelgiesbrecht4570
    @raychaelgiesbrecht4570 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When Ian said rescue dogs I thought for sure he meant dogs that are coming to rescue you (like search and rescue) and the dog just said “nah not this one”

  • @allie6758
    @allie6758 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I had to recheck the title wasn’t best ways to die after I saw a few of their answers they seemed too happy about them 😂

  • @cscha101
    @cscha101 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Why is this my favorite episode? The moment the boats came out, I couldn’t stop smiling 😂😂

  • @louisatrey5725
    @louisatrey5725 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I feel like no one is giving Shane's brilliant instinctual Daniel Day Lewis impression at 05:50 nearly the hype it deserves.

    • @heatweve
      @heatweve ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh my god you're right i didn't notice

  • @hyvnglvrd
    @hyvnglvrd ปีที่แล้ว +10

    never thought id see ian so shocked by a type of death he chooses not to ask anymore questions. gg shane

  • @peachy-frog
    @peachy-frog ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Ian was the perfect guest! LETSGO BUMMER KING!!!

  • @EmilyB48
    @EmilyB48 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5. Individual theme park accident
    4. Being frozen in ice and then rediscovered in 1000s of years
    3. Eating something I’m allergic to that is also delicious
    2. Fighting off an evil person and biting their ear off Mike-Tyson style
    1. Bridge to Teribithia style

  • @electriccc.glypphh.arttttttttt
    @electriccc.glypphh.arttttttttt ปีที่แล้ว +54

    never thought this would be a top 5 beatdown ep but im here for it, it’s also the perfect one for ian to be on

  • @cif.2016
    @cif.2016 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was trapped on space mountain for a solid 2 hours as a kid, and we were at a horrible angle mid-drop. I remember being small enough to be able to wiggle around in my seat which made my mom think I might fall.

  • @Alismeee
    @Alismeee ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It feels so weird to see your favorite youtuber when you were 7 and your current favorite youtuber in the same video, its kinda like when your ex and your new significant other are in the same room together.😭

  • @chronorogue
    @chronorogue ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Was anyone else really hoping Ryan's #1 would be "Death by a ghost" so he could finally have some ACTUAL evidence? ;) #shaniac

  • @pythonkatie1985
    @pythonkatie1985 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm actually shocked that Ian didn't know about that boat torture method.

    • @SamRabbitx
      @SamRabbitx ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know he's gonna research the hell out of it later.

  • @exhaustedeloise
    @exhaustedeloise ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i thought ian’s ‘pack of rescue dogs’ meant that he was stranded on a mountain or something and a pack of search and rescue dogs were looking for him, found him, and then ate him lmao

  • @kleppers3636
    @kleppers3636 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Of course Ian’s on the episode with a content warning LOL

  • @Sharpe1502
    @Sharpe1502 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here’s my top 5 list of worst ways to die:
    5. Being bitten and then consumed alive by a Komodo dragon.
    4. Keelhauling
    3. Getting stuck upside down in a tight area
    2. Being too close to an exploding geyser or accidentally falling into a Hot Springs
    1. Being dragged down into the depths of the ocean and dying via crushing pressure.
    1 (tie). Alzheimer’s

  • @captainblacksand8484
    @captainblacksand8484 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'll feel cheated if Shane's #1 isn't drowning in a lazy river

  • @happydanagirl
    @happydanagirl ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i can’t believe boats only made 3 on shane’s list. when i learned about it the first time i couldn’t stop thinking about it for a week

  • @SableyeCJ
    @SableyeCJ ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Anyone remember Shane talking about how he didn’t want to get squished to death…probably my favorite idea, that’s definitely be one of my top five to watch happen

  • @clairvaux8459
    @clairvaux8459 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One time, I did a google research about medieval torture tactics (idk, I write), so thanks Shane for reviving that particular memory 😩 Suppressed for years but all for naught

  • @siiri8902
    @siiri8902 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I've been watching so much Smosh content lately and the Watcher boys are long time favs, this collab came at a perfect time! What a good topic choice for an Ian appearance too lmao

    • @kalyguti24
      @kalyguti24 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right! I have as well this is exciting

  • @MostlyAnimatedSketches
    @MostlyAnimatedSketches 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Abandoning a ship full of people who are going crazy on their way to mars, and making sure to remove any trace of your presence so they'll be convinced that you were never even there, does sound like a pretty epic prank

    • @samg6940
      @samg6940 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Sounds like a Ray Bradbury story lmao

  • @adv4287
    @adv4287 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I’m so glad they keep talking about that space scene in magic school bus it scarred me too and no one ever talks about it 😂😂😂I feel validated

  • @Cuddlefeeesh
    @Cuddlefeeesh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Shane's face at Ryan saying "my seed" killed me lol

  • @FinneganTheCaptain
    @FinneganTheCaptain ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Yeah the Bummer King!!! Ian is the best choice for this episode. He is amazing at sharing all the bummers of the world.

  • @garbagelady4816
    @garbagelady4816 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I immediately pictured a tiny baby with super human strength with its tiny hands around Ryan's neck

  • @yourneighborlypsycho
    @yourneighborlypsycho ปีที่แล้ว +26

    shocker that Ryan didn't put being eaten by a bear smh

  • @geordieghoulette7142
    @geordieghoulette7142 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There was a case in the UK a few years ago where a frozen stowaway fell from underneath a plane, into someone's back garden. Apparently they exploded on impact. Pretty grim