joyce diagnosing shane with bottom twice in this video is something i sure never expected to see in a watcher video i hope she's having the best day ever and i hope you invite her on the channel again
i hope you are happy to know that i am only five minutes into the video and my jaw dropped at this revelation. also i started tearing up because holy shit no way. i also hope that she is having the most wonderful day of her life because she deserves it
The fact that Ryan had the audacity to act shocked at Shane having Ursula on his list, mere moments after admitting that he was attracted to a fox as a child 😂😂
Kida and Megara both deserved to get at least a shoutout in this, but the ones they put on their lists (aside from all Ryan’s basic picks) were too good, so I guess I’ll let them slide 😅
I think Shane adding in “or bottom-s’y turvey” after Ryan says something about things being “topsy turvey” really just reinforces Joyce’s comments on his energy lol
@@STSGuitar16 It's a typical straight white guy pick and that's perfectly fine, you do you but there's no point in disbelief. Everything in cinema up to this point catered towards straight white guys, so I'm not that surprised that you thought more people like her if you indeed are one. I'm actually very much repulsed by her. I don't even know why - maybe it's the fact that there was clearly more attention to the body in the drawing process and her face looked like an afterthought? Maybe that her sexuality was basically the only thing that the character was equipped with? Just my opinion, don't come for me😉- every animated character has it's target audience and that's absolutely normal. What I really don't understand is that you wanted her on the list where rules were clear - they've listed only characters from the fully animated Disney movies so Roger Rabbit was out. You must reallyyy like her since you blanked that fact out but that's actually kinda sweet😅.
Shane Madej on wanting to be topped by Ursula the Sea Witch: "She can wring me out like an old dish cloth." .......................AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS!!
Okay, hear me out - Thomas O'Malley. A true gentleman with just the right amount of "rough", helped Duchesse without expecting anything, accepted her kids immediately. 10/10.
I love how Joyce's list is the thirsty but socially acceptable one, all her picks are unquestionably the best picks and also all respectable. Ryan's is the emotional and understandable list, very much infused with the childhood affection of the moment he came in contact with these characters and then there's Shane. Shane is the bare truth, the visceral drive, the one you don't want to hear but BY GOD is he gonna tell the truth. He's the list we want to have the courage to say out loud and the only thing keeping us back is shame. I tip my hat to you Shane Madej, your honesty liberates us (and kinda grosses us out).
i don't like to speculate about real people's sexuality. i will say, however, that as an aesexual person, i feel very seen by shane's list. when he says "this isn't a list of characters i would like to fuck, this is a list of character i think could get it"....i felt that deep in my soul
They totally had the ability to list princesses and more human characters (shout out to Joyce for seizing that opportunity!) but noooo Shane and Ryan went with animals and a feather duster 😭
Somehow I find Shane's list as very endearing. It seems like it's all over the place but once you give it a thought, he actually finds beauty in almost everything and anything. I like that.
Just kind of realized it when he purred: Shane is like a juvenile Jeff Goldblum. Like whatever entity or specimen Jeff Goldblum is, Shane Madej is the young/juvenile form of that.
This episode was god tier in every way, Joyce, Joyce’s picks, the realization that Shane has bottom energy with a side of mommy issues, Ryan’s noises and laughter and watching Goofy on “performance enhancers”, Ryan discovering the aunt from Big Hero 6, the discussions. Everything was just perfection.
Loved this. Joyce is probably the only expert yet to have not felt like a third wheel to Shane and Ryan's dynamic duo energy. She a baddie and she stole the show. Also Shane, wtf 😂
Shane having the old "do i want to fuck him or do i want to become him" struggle over Rattigan is so funny and on brand oh my god edit: hi lgbt community 💕
I actually could've watched a top 20 or top 30 beat down here, I never wanted this to end, please bring Joyce back for a bonus beatdown for non-disney sexy characters and have about 10 each please and thank you
Can I recommend a podcast? It's called Hard Choices and is literally just a group of goofs chiming off about the 20 sexiest characters on a theme (Tolkien characters, Sexiest Dracula, Sexiest MCU character, Sexiest Disney Villain). It's a hoot, and exactly what you're looking for :)
I feel like watcher should have a whole series called "boink corner" where they just talk about sexy/hot characters from films or shows 😂 this is hilarious i would 100% watch it
The thing everyone on Ryan's list has in common is pretty eyes, which, so does Mari. His list is basically Mari-as-fox, Mari-as-dog, Mari-as-lioness, etc. ... Except for Powerline. That's just a whole 'nother thing.
I loved the bisexual energy. I find most bi content I see is from women so it was really nice seeing Ryan and Shane being so open and secure in their sexuality. The energy in this video was incredible 👌
@@aleks-33 I was never really sure why other men couldn't do that. I have a best friend, and as a guy, let me tell you he's HAND SOME. If people were to ask if I was gay, I would say no, BUT if they asked if I could kiss him without hesitation, I would. People are attractive, it doesn't make you less of a man to admit that another dude is fine as hell.
Shane's list was a wild ride back and forth between VERY aggressive domination and milk-mommy aftercare. And for the record, Nani could crush all of their heads between her thighs without a second thought.
@@carolinewheeler77 Even with the trailer SPOILING HIS DEATH I was like "naaaaaaaaaaaaah not gonna happe-OH MY GOD FCKING DAMMIT." and of course it's after they build up the character to be best bro "I'm not gonna give up on you." *sobs* TADASHI WHY. I need a sequel with him returning as Sunfire DAMMIT DISNEY.
I literally stopped working cuz this was too funny and couldn't concentrate till the video was over. HYSTERICAL episode. This show truly brings out hilarious discussions and Joyce as a guest is always *chefs kiss*. Also LOL at the "we had a little blue guy" comment...
1. Meg from Hercules 2. Shan yu from Mulan 3. Flynn Ryder from Tangled 4. Milo Thatch from Atlantis 5. Tom O'Malley from the Aristocats Honourable mention for Dimitri from Anastasia (the real #3) since it wasn't originally Disney when released.
no because have we not acknowledged that Ryan had a childhood crush on Esmeralda and his now fiancé is literally the real life Esmeralda she’s so beautiful
Ryan calling weed a performance enhancer confirms my suspicion that he's been high as balls for most episodes of Are You Scared. Maybe if you'd smoked during Puppet History you wouldn't have killed the professor 😔💔
What a Freudian slip on Shane's part. Shane: "I don't like her cuz she's a mommy!" Ryan: "why do you like her?" Shane: "Because she gives milk." 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
MORE LIKE THIS. MORE LIKE THIS. I love this sort of "at a party, buzzed or stoned, things you might just talk about, but then discussion gets hilariously heated" vibe. This is by far a topic that would come up years later, "Hey, remember when we got trashed and started arguing over who was the hottest animated Disney character? That was fun."
I love that Shane's list contained Ursula and that his fantasy about Fifi concluded with "I'm a little dusty"! Also: "To be a ho, you have to be wholesome" Not sure that's true, but I love it just the same
Same, I wanted to see who'd have Kovu on their list, and was surprised they didn't even mention the Lion King sequel. Like seriously, Kovu had no business being that charming
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Shane: "I don't have mommy issues."
Also Shane: "I love that she gives M I L K"
And how he wanted Mrs. Potts originally for his number 1. ULTIMATE mommy vibes 🤣
@@Nikkitty09 IKR?!
My boi needs to start accepting himself...
It's like Joyce said: "You wanna get roughed up and coddled".
She knows what's up 😏
@@yumisayama4110 She can read them easily!!!
I love how Shane makes M I L K into a three syllable word
literally not even a breath between those two sentences
Love that Shane's list is basically "Women I respect and a rat I want to RUIN me"
honestly mood
I gotta tell you this video hits a lot differently after watching the top Pixar vid...
yes and we respect that wholly lmao
The bisexual agenda
@@fricketyfracktraintrack where can I find that?
Us: "Separating from Buzzfeed has let these three guys thrive in their natural wacky environment!"
Us after this video: "They have too much freedom"
The shall not be contained
It’s turning into a fever dream and I love it
Years from now I will relish these videos and the memories of them getting me through these dark pandemic times 🥺😌
The fact they liked this comment just shows the pure chaos they intend to feed us
not the like by watcher 🤣
Shane's "I don't have mommy issues" is about as believable as every time markiplier has said "I'm not a masochist"
LITERALLY
Or Dan Avidan’s “I’m not a furry”
Especially when you consider he says that his first thought went to Mrs Potts 22:47
I was waiting for some one to say it lol
joyce's list: perfectly reasonable
shane's list: respecting women
ryan's list: bisexual furry
The lesbianest episode to ever exist. Especially with the Rattigan pick
This is the best one yet
Shanes is hella furry too lol
Shane’s fursona is a mouse
I really thought Shane was gonna have the bisexual furry list, boy was I wrong…..
shane read that "he's sexy in a rat kinda way" post and made it his whole personality
HELP
My very first thought when his number 5 was revealed😂😭😭
it was made about him
@@ghostmemeboi yeah... Everyone knows that, pal.
I thought that comment was kinda mean but now I know Shane was like YESSSS
A summary of today's episode:
Shane's list: miscellaneous chaos
Ryan list: oops all furries
Joyce's list: beefy baddies
shane's list is mostly doms
Shane’s list: I’m afraid
@@carolinewheeler77 and horny
@Abby Payne unless they’re demons
Captain Crunch. Oops all furries
😺🐯🐻🐸🐵
Joyce: a reasonable and understandable list
Ryan: a bisexual and understandable list
Shane: it’s giving bottom
PLS LMAOSOSOSOSODOS
Shane: I don't have mommy issues
Also Shane: She gives milk
Reminds me of the Wikipedia mod who made 500 articles about ,, big mommy milkers''
Shane has cousin issues, aunt/uncle issues, grandpa issues, he's got 'em all hahaha
In the next fucking breath
He has mommy issues because his mom didn't take him to watch Toy Story lol
@@bruhsset this made me wheeze
things we learned today:
Ryan is probably a furry
Shane is a sick, sick man
Joyce is 100% correct, especially about Mulan
i read this to the tone of roses are red, violets are blue
@@ehthatsmineh the only right way to read it tbh
Correct
Also that Ryan has a thing for green eyes apparently. 😂 he brought it up so many times
My only gripe with Joyce’s picks is that Kida isn’t on it.
1 minute in and shane is purring. this is going to be a lot.
Lmao
Update: it WAS a lot😂
That warning did not prepare me.
The “thirsty baddie” in the tittle should’ve given it away
i had to take a moment when Shane started purring i was NOT ready 😭
"Performance enhancers."
Ryan: weed
Shane: cocaine
Joyce (and me): viagra???
That part had me howling
Same!
Me tooooo aha
i was thinking steroids 😭
My immediate thought😂
Joyce: *in depth description about Nani's attractiveness based on responsibility*
Shane and Ryan: 🌘👅🌒 O H A N A 🌘👅🌒
joyce diagnosing shane with bottom twice in this video is something i sure never expected to see in a watcher video i hope she's having the best day ever and i hope you invite her on the channel again
Yeah
i hope you are happy to know that i am only five minutes into the video and my jaw dropped at this revelation. also i started tearing up because holy shit no way. i also hope that she is having the most wonderful day of her life because she deserves it
But did she lieee. She literally said what I was thinking
Mann's an undeniable bottom 😂
DIAGNOSING- I'M HONESTLY SOBBING
Shane only has one fear and that fear isn't getting pegged.
Shane's really tapping into his "sexy in a rat sort of way" vibe
Okay wait ur not WRONG
he always had it, he just finally noticed, the character progress in this house is 👌
And I'm falling hard for that.
Everytime I think I'm beginning to grasp Shane as a person, he does shit like this. Fantastic. Never change my man.
Like how he casually mentions he used to eat bugs as a kid in one of the too many spirits episode... We love him but goddamn he is a fucking weirdo
It’s all about the bit
PLSLSLMAOSOOS
Joyce to Shane: "You're really giving me bottom energy." that made me lol
I mean, she's not lying...
All Tauruses have bottom energy xD
Joyce: “She saved the country of COURSE she can clap my cheeks”
Ryan: *noise of a soul leaving a body*
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
I think we need a time stamp, lol
@@deprofundis3293 18:38 !
@@emilyr7888 thank you for your service XD
The fact that Ryan had the audacity to act shocked at Shane having Ursula on his list, mere moments after admitting that he was attracted to a fox as a child 😂😂
I’m just shocked that fox wasn’t Maid Marion or Robin Hood honestly. I don’t think Vixey even speaks. She is hot as hell though.
@@rgoodfellow Vixey and Todd are basically non anthropomorphic Robin Hood and Maid Marion
@@jolenemorris6863 very true.
To be fair, it is a very sexy fox
I've never felt more seen than when Ryan said vixie was his sexual awakening
"Squeeze me like a tube of toothpaste."
"Wring me out like an old dish cloth."
- Shane Alexander Madej, 2022
Fact it’s genuinely meant violently & not sexually😭
Damn it's like 'I wanna be yours' pt. 2
Periodtt
I am offended at the lack of ATLANTIS characters because HOT DAMN, but overall I loved Shane’s list, he wants to be secure and honestly we stan.
Kida and Megara both deserved to get at least a shoutout in this, but the ones they put on their lists (aside from all Ryan’s basic picks) were too good, so I guess I’ll let them slide 😅
You are absolutely right cuz I've been saying since 2019 that idk why but almost every Atlantis character could get it 😂
Literally could have made a list with NOBODY but Atlantis characters, and I’d 💯 agree.
Was just about to comment this! Honestly it’s sacrilegious that they didn’t at least mention Kida (and Zootopia)
Kida and Audrey were my bi awakening tbh
I think Shane adding in “or bottom-s’y turvey” after Ryan says something about things being “topsy turvey” really just reinforces Joyce’s comments on his energy lol
Ryan really had the AUDACITY to bash Shane for picking Ursula, when he just talked about how hot a whole ass fox was 😭😭
Had me in tears
Tbf it was a coquettish animal
I don't think Ryan had a baddie on his list so that's what shocked him 🤣🤣🤣
But in his defence fox Robin and Nick Wilde are two of the sexiest characters ever so this checks out 😄
@@katej2284 I was so disappointed there was no Robin!!
Surprised I'm not seeing anyone commenting on how very clearly Ryan has a strong thing for green eyes, as he repeatedly brings up "nice green eyes."
And like, look at his wife. This man is really living out his dreams
@@kitchywitchygirl He had me wondering if Mari's eyes were green (I never notice eye color lol), and sure enough!
Honestly, do a sequel to this episode. Please, for the love of god. THE PEOPLE NEED MORE OF THIS WEIRDNESS.
I know! I was waiting for the honourable mentions!
I still can’t believe no one had Jessica Rabbit on their list
Dreamworks characters!
This was my favorite ranking they did by FAR.
@@STSGuitar16 It's a typical straight white guy pick and that's perfectly fine, you do you but there's no point in disbelief. Everything in cinema up to this point catered towards straight white guys, so I'm not that surprised that you thought more people like her if you indeed are one. I'm actually very much repulsed by her. I don't even know why - maybe it's the fact that there was clearly more attention to the body in the drawing process and her face looked like an afterthought? Maybe that her sexuality was basically the only thing that the character was equipped with? Just my opinion, don't come for me😉- every animated character has it's target audience and that's absolutely normal. What I really don't understand is that you wanted her on the list where rules were clear - they've listed only characters from the fully animated Disney movies so Roger Rabbit was out. You must reallyyy like her since you blanked that fact out but that's actually kinda sweet😅.
Shane: Bottom Energy
Ryan: Child/Nostalgic Energy
Joyce: Wants to have her back broken.
The best trio.
and also very into being the third for already established couples 😂
Don't forget: Ryan also comes with full blown furry energy. Skipping all the more anthro foxes for the Fox & Hound one?
@@merchantarthurn An excellent point at least my fox choice (Robin Hood) is anthropomorphic 😂
Similar to the witches in hocus pocus😂
Shane: aesthetic
Shane Madej on wanting to be topped by Ursula the Sea Witch: "She can wring me out like an old dish cloth." .......................AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS!!
Them thirsting over Ursula for like 5 min was hilarious
No truer words have been spoken
*cuts to Shamwow advertisement
did nord vpn know this is what they were signing up for?
its giving dylan is in trouble
Okay, hear me out - Thomas O'Malley. A true gentleman with just the right amount of "rough", helped Duchesse without expecting anything, accepted her kids immediately. 10/10.
I respect that pick and you opened a mind police.
You're right and you should say it.
Hear me out, Duchess.
You made me remember how hot I found that fictional cat dang it
Yes, thank you! This is Abraham deLacey Guiseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley erasure!
this is more disturbing than anything shane has ever said on unsolved. i love it
I love how Joyce's list is the thirsty but socially acceptable one, all her picks are unquestionably the best picks and also all respectable. Ryan's is the emotional and understandable list, very much infused with the childhood affection of the moment he came in contact with these characters and then there's Shane. Shane is the bare truth, the visceral drive, the one you don't want to hear but BY GOD is he gonna tell the truth. He's the list we want to have the courage to say out loud and the only thing keeping us back is shame. I tip my hat to you Shane Madej, your honesty liberates us (and kinda grosses us out).
@@moonriverinc7896 oh shoot you're absolutely right!!!
Shane is the id, Ryan is the ego and Joyce is the super ego
Shame ... Shane ... only one letter apart!
@@Trickpants oh my god the answer has always been right in front of us!
is scar socially acceptable??? it’s the same as vixey
So to summarise: Shane wants to be crushed by big mommy issues and Ryan likes green-eyed dancers with lots of hair XD
he really does love those green eyes huh
Curly hair, tanned and green eyes… I mean talk about wifeying your crush
i don't like to speculate about real people's sexuality. i will say, however, that as an aesexual person, i feel very seen by shane's list. when he says "this isn't a list of characters i would like to fuck, this is a list of character i think could get it"....i felt that deep in my soul
Same. Good analysis. I feel the same way
I do love that about Shane. It feels like Demi/Ace representation. 😅
no same! it really resonated with me for some reason and it reminded me of when jaiden animations played dating sims
Oh my God, I thought about it the whole time!..
"with all due respect, as a feather duster, she does have a dump truck ass" absolutely wheezing
Shane: I don't have mommy issues!
also Shane: so at first I thought of Mrs. Potts
Jajaj i know he is sooo funny
I played Mrs. Potts when I was in high school and was weirdly flattered by that comment 😂
They totally had the ability to list princesses and more human characters (shout out to Joyce for seizing that opportunity!) but noooo Shane and Ryan went with animals and a feather duster 😭
@@CrazeeAdam she's in ryan's list...
@@XblasertX oh I know. Kind of thought she'd be on our guests list too xD I deleted based more on confusion. But she's not everyone's cup of T
That's what made this so good, though! XD
The feather duster do be a baddie though
🤣🤣🤣
Ryan saying “I watched the goofy movie rock hard on Viagra” is definitely gonna be taken out of context
I am shocked that Meg from Hercules didn’t make a list. She’s the archetype!
Oh my God I'm so glad someone else chimed in with her. She had that grown woman hotness.
Most underrated disney princess
Her sass/attitude alone was enough to put her on this list! And then she was also confident and actively flirty? Chef's kiss!
Or Jasmine!
EXACTLY
Ryan being offended that “performance enhancers “ was interpreted as viagra 😂
I'm with Joyce my first thought was viagra as well!
I mean he did say he was watching videos while on performance enhancers and he thought we were supposed to interpret it as anything other than Viagra?
Who pops Viagra to just watch a cartoon movie, lol Getting high and watching old movies is a regular thing, popping a boner and doing so is not
@@KS-xk2so CHIILL
@@KS-xk2so who? Ryan allegedly! and I did that idk maybe twice in my whole life? yea, was real fun!
Shane: I don't have mommy issues
Also Shane: almost puts Ms.Potts as his #1
Joyce: "You have mommy issues."
Shane: "I DON'T! But --"
Don't worry Shane. You don't need to justify it.
Somehow I find Shane's list as very endearing. It seems like it's all over the place but once you give it a thought, he actually finds beauty in almost everything and anything. I like that.
I agree. It’s the best.
Yeah he’s definitely going for personality & attitude
agreed and i love him even more after this episode
Just kind of realized it when he purred: Shane is like a juvenile Jeff Goldblum. Like whatever entity or specimen Jeff Goldblum is, Shane Madej is the young/juvenile form of that.
stopppp you're so correct
underrated comment
That's not an incorrect statement, if Shane had Goldblum's sense of style, then it would be dead on
I had this exact same realization
oh my god i never thought of it like that, i can totally see it now
This episode was god tier in every way, Joyce, Joyce’s picks, the realization that Shane has bottom energy with a side of mommy issues, Ryan’s noises and laughter and watching Goofy on “performance enhancers”, Ryan discovering the aunt from Big Hero 6, the discussions. Everything was just perfection.
I’m sorry but the thought of Ryan watching goofy movie totally bricked up has me in fucking tears
@@Kat-qr7hv absolutely 😭 just hard as a rock watching this Disney movie
Even Shane’s build up to his #5 in response to Ryan
I was dead 🤣
We need more of these horny list. These discussions are top tier
I feel like it was the most respect/least fighting over lists of all the top 5 eps
Hopefully we’ll get a sexiest Pixar characters ep in the future 😂
@@rosea1505 Elastigirl/Mrs. Incredible hands down
Joyce's list: understandable
Ryan's list: closeted furry
Shane's list: bottom with a mommy mouse kink
Joyce is incredible. The energy she brings to the studio is sooo correct ('you just need to be roughed up and coddled' read him Joyce)
Loved this. Joyce is probably the only expert yet to have not felt like a third wheel to Shane and Ryan's dynamic duo energy. She a baddie and she stole the show. Also Shane, wtf 😂
she kind of queud ryan to start his list as if she's hosting lol love herrr
Agreed! Love her energy
A baddie with a fattie don't forget(but agreed)
The fact that Thomas O’Malley the alley cat didn’t make it on anyones list is an atrocity of monstrous proportions
Shane prolly would've gone for Duchess, the Horse, one of the geese, or the rat that dips the cracker in the milk.
@@michaelraun4459 😂😂😂
@@michaelraun4459 bro I laughed out loud to this
@@michaelraun4459 one of the geese 🤣😭🤚🏽💀
And it's uncle waldo
@@fricketyfracktraintrack it's Uncle Waldo. Boris is the goose in Balto and gets called uncle Boris by the two polar bears
shane: i don't have mommy issues
also shane: "she gives milk", motherly characters, "at first i thought mrs potts--"
Joyce - attracted to responsible people
Ryan - loves green eyes
Shane - loves a mama and/or daddy
Here for this content 👏🏻
We need Top Five Sexiest with Joyce every season, at least one.
Pixar, marvel, dc, Nickelodeon, etc
Shane having the old "do i want to fuck him or do i want to become him" struggle over Rattigan is so funny and on brand oh my god
edit: hi lgbt community 💕
and im screaming because the first thirst comment i ever read for shane was “he’s kinda sexy in a rat way” so him saying rattagan 😭
after he described that I REALLY expected his top choice to be Basil since that would be the easier character for him to become
he is bisexual and no one can change my mind
@@sweatergoof3200 i totally can see it, i loved Basil when i was a little girl, saw that movie hundreds of times just for that sexy mouse
Shane being a secret freak is everything I needed in my life
What I'm getting is that Joyce likes nerdy men, and women who could crush her head with their thighs, which is fair.
🤣
Same
same tbh
mulan also counts as a nerdy man, n she likes asians
Same.
I actually could've watched a top 20 or top 30 beat down here, I never wanted this to end, please bring Joyce back for a bonus beatdown for non-disney sexy characters and have about 10 each please and thank you
oh my god. a dreamworks sexy characters one!! fuckin megamind for sure
hard agree, i loved every minute of this
Can I recommend a podcast? It's called Hard Choices and is literally just a group of goofs chiming off about the 20 sexiest characters on a theme (Tolkien characters, Sexiest Dracula, Sexiest MCU character, Sexiest Disney Villain). It's a hoot, and exactly what you're looking for :)
@@katrinaehrnman-newton6698 Ohh where can I find this podcast?
Yes!
I feel like watcher should have a whole series called "boink corner" where they just talk about sexy/hot characters from films or shows 😂 this is hilarious i would 100% watch it
Omg I would *so* watch that. 😊😄
The Boink Booth
@@greatvalue_ethelcain for sure down with that 😂 I like the way you think 🤔.
@@greatvalue_ethelcain YES!! 👏🏻👏🏻
only if joyce is on it haha thirsty baddie deserves her moment
The thing everyone on Ryan's list has in common is pretty eyes, which, so does Mari. His list is basically Mari-as-fox, Mari-as-dog, Mari-as-lioness, etc. ... Except for Powerline. That's just a whole 'nother thing.
Aww ❤❤❤❤
Shane really took “hes sexy in a rat way” to heart
Nooo 💀💀💀💀
Ryan has the gall to throw shade at Shane picking Ursula, one of the best Disney villains, after admitting his sexual awakening over a literal fox
I loved the bisexual energy. I find most bi content I see is from women so it was really nice seeing Ryan and Shane being so open and secure in their sexuality. The energy in this video was incredible 👌
Are they really bi?
@@calyyygrazie8 they're not but it's nice they can still acknowledge when guys are hot for a funny video.
Thid video pulsates Horny bi thot energy and I loved it
It totally agree!
@@aleks-33 I was never really sure why other men couldn't do that. I have a best friend, and as a guy, let me tell you he's HAND SOME. If people were to ask if I was gay, I would say no, BUT if they asked if I could kiss him without hesitation, I would. People are attractive, it doesn't make you less of a man to admit that another dude is fine as hell.
joyce's : everybody understands
ryan's : every bi kids crush
shane's : mommies lowkey kinky
so shane's into freaky stuff, ryan's into furry, and joyce digs a sugar parent.....checks out lmao
Shocked and happy about Ryan’s gender inclusive list, Shane’s list scares me, and Joyce is still an absolute mood!
They're all gender inclusive!
@@rebeccah4177 I know they all are. I was just surprised to see it from Ryan.
@@cable7763 My apologies.
@@cable7763 wdym rude ryan is a known “straight guy”
@@GOOM that’s very true, but Ryan is a guy who knows an attractive man when he sees one 😂 you can be straight and not be blind too
Shane's list was a wild ride back and forth between VERY aggressive domination and milk-mommy aftercare.
And for the record, Nani could crush all of their heads between her thighs without a second thought.
It's honestly amazing that out of 5, Shane put a mouse AND a rat on his list and was somehow correct both times
"You wanna get roughed up and coddled." I'm learning so much about Shane today.
This explains a *lot* about how he talks to ghosts and demons.
@@josepholiveira2873 omg you're right and I hate knowing this
PLEASE invite Joyce in again. The chemistry with Ryan and Shane was amazing
This
Any episode of anything with Joyce as the special guest is always going to be good
you know i usually take shane’s top 5 picks with a grain of salt but i wholeheartedly believe he’s got it for ratigan
Ryan describing Esmeralda, is just him low-key describing Marielle
I had to google her but YES
Straight up I was thinking about his fiancé when esmeralda popped up
AWWWWWWWWW! 🥰
so cute omgosh
I literally said the same thing out loud
Shane: “Cocaine?”
Ryan: “No, weed you fucking weirdo” 😭
Viagra 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@assleypenn9309 Tbh I was also assuming Viagra lol
My first thought was mushies or acid and I was like that would be dope but yeah weed makes sense lol
I think we all thought he was t a talking about Viagra
@@the_one_jess_travelled2600 nah I was thinkin weed
Shane is like "OK, BUT THIS MEANS NOTHING ABOUT ME". joyce and ryan: "...how?"
Petition for Joyce to be a permanent fixture on the show. She was hysterical. 😅
Shane is bringing… um… some type of energy this episode
Learning a different side of him for sure 💀
I think the word you’re looking for is bottom
Mouse bottom energy
Shane? What about Ryan?! The only redeming point was including Esmeralda 💀
I don't know, he'd top that duster...
THANK GOD someone mentioned Tadashi.
Top tier boyfriend material. No ifs ands or butts about it.
Yes!!
I literally have avoided that movie because I KNOW I’m gonna fall in love with him
@@carolinewheeler77 Even with the trailer SPOILING HIS DEATH I was like "naaaaaaaaaaaaah not gonna happe-OH MY GOD FCKING DAMMIT." and of course it's after they build up the character to be best bro "I'm not gonna give up on you." *sobs* TADASHI WHY. I need a sequel with him returning as Sunfire DAMMIT DISNEY.
That’s cause he’s dead…if he lived and kept dating Honey Lemon, we’d see he’s flawed like the rest of us. We only see him from Hiro’s perspective
But yeah, Tadashi was perfect
I literally stopped working cuz this was too funny and couldn't concentrate till the video was over. HYSTERICAL episode. This show truly brings out hilarious discussions and Joyce as a guest is always *chefs kiss*. Also LOL at the "we had a little blue guy" comment...
I was so sad about the blue guy comment, I shouted, "too soon!"
1. Meg from Hercules
2. Shan yu from Mulan
3. Flynn Ryder from Tangled
4. Milo Thatch from Atlantis
5. Tom O'Malley from the Aristocats
Honourable mention for Dimitri from Anastasia (the real #3) since it wasn't originally Disney when released.
Thoughts and prayers to the Nord VPN marketing guy trying to explain to his boss why they sponsored this video
I was thinking the same thing! 💀
well, theyre the same company who sponsors critical role, and sam riegal has done a lot of unhinged ads so i think theyre used to it by now 😅
🤣
no because have we not acknowledged that Ryan had a childhood crush on Esmeralda and his now fiancé is literally the real life Esmeralda she’s so beautiful
And his #5 is basically Shane
@@erinbennett2873 💀
@@erinbennett2873 YO-
damn, you're right. they look identical.
Ryan has never told a bigger lie than “Shane Madej is not sexual” have you SEEN that man
💯 💯
SERIOUSLY. I was offended
he’s /sexy/ not sexual
respect the difference 😔✋
we no know he is sexual in a bottom kind of way
Agreed!🖤🖤
To be honest, when Ryan said "performance enhancers" I also immediately thought of viagra
After "my poor little meow meow" we now have Ryan saying "a baddie with a fatty", what a time to be alive
This is already the best content they have ever produced, the bisexual energy, the horniness, JOYCE
Exactly what I was gonna say! And I feel not knowing whether you wanna be someone or be on them is *very * bisexual.
Right? One of their best episodes of beat down. XD
100%
the bi representation that we deserve 😌✨
i can’t believe we got 24 mins of shane basically giving off bottom vibes but here we are
I cant stop cackling over “that’s a coquettish animal!” It caught me so off guard!!🤣🤣
I feel like we learned way too much about Shane this episode and I don't regret it
Don't we every episode ☺️
@@ashleyduong9108 You're not wrong 😅 this man has been baring his soul to us little by little. This episode may have been the jackpot
“Ooh I forgot about the tentacles, but you’re *right*.” Shane is me 😅
I usually think everything you guys put out is gold, but hunny. This. Is. Gold
Ryan calling weed a performance enhancer confirms my suspicion that he's been high as balls for most episodes of Are You Scared. Maybe if you'd smoked during Puppet History you wouldn't have killed the professor 😔💔
What a Freudian slip on Shane's part.
Shane: "I don't like her cuz she's a mommy!"
Ryan: "why do you like her?"
Shane: "Because she gives milk."
🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
"Because my first thought went to Mrs. Pots"
Mrs. Pots...the mom
@@jessicat2149 lol I seriously think this revealed somthing about Shane that even Shane doesn't understand about himself
"i dont remember writing oedipal" psycoanalists have to love him
LMFAO 😹
the sheer number of quotable moments in this episode is UNCOUNTABLE
“i dont have mommy issues, i love that she gives milk to the 101 Dalmatians”
14:26
MORE LIKE THIS. MORE LIKE THIS. I love this sort of "at a party, buzzed or stoned, things you might just talk about, but then discussion gets hilariously heated" vibe. This is by far a topic that would come up years later, "Hey, remember when we got trashed and started arguing over who was the hottest animated Disney character? That was fun."
I second this plea for more!
"ring me out like an old dish cloth"
"period"
I love these 3 together so much, you just don't even know
“Lovely green eyes” for every single person Ryan really has a type
His fiancée has green eyes so type confirmed I suppose
Is NO ONE going to acknowledge the fact that Esmeralda is on Ryan’s list and she looks like a cartoon version of his fiancée Mari ??
The moment he started describing her I’m like oh my god he’s marrying Esmeralda 😂😭🥲
I literally thought the same thing!
the number of times he said the phrase "beautiful green eyes" makes me SOB because Mari has beautiful green eyes
I mean sides the dark complexion of Esmeralda completely agree
THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I SAID TO MYSELF
only joyce could be the featured guest for this listing, honestly her banter with the goul boys is everything i needed today
agreed, she's so perfect, the only other person who could possibly come close is kate peterman.
I love that Shane's list contained Ursula and that his fantasy about Fifi concluded with "I'm a little dusty"! Also: "To be a ho, you have to be wholesome" Not sure that's true, but I love it just the same
I'm honestly shocked Kovu was not on this list, he was designed the way Roxanne was, he's a bad boy with a soft heart, they had a TYPE in mind
I came here looking for this.
Kovu should not have had to be that sexy but he was. The crush is real.
Same, I wanted to see who'd have Kovu on their list, and was surprised they didn't even mention the Lion King sequel. Like seriously, Kovu had no business being that charming
dude kovu was unnecessarily hot
Don't forget the line where he tells Kiara "We can start a new pride, all on our own" while shaking his ass lmao
They really didn't have to make his voice as sexy as it was.
I am equal parts uncomfortable and overjoyed with the energy we’ve created in the Beat Zone today 😅
can’t believe watcher is still underrated despite putting out BANGER content like this
I see that pun 🤣
Honestly, as an asexual person, I'm getting "confusing flowing style with sex appeal" vibes from Shane's list.