I mean the real Hercules (his name is actually Heracles but Disney confused his name with a Roman warrior dude named Hercules) is technically bi because he had a ton of relationships with dudes and girls. When he died, he became the Greek god of masculinity and had a whole male-only temple dedicated to orgies and prayers for him.
This gave me flashbacks to a friend of mine recalling how one of their friends showed them a hentai once and how hilarious they thought it was. The bad thing? The brief 4 sentence summary of the "plot" let me know what movie it was.
I’m mexican and I can tell you americans care more for cinco de mayo than mexicans. I don’t really care if they do to be honest. I got angrier at the lady for saying cinco de mayo was our independence than I will ever be with some guy with a sombrero taking tequila shots.
Most Americans don't actually know what it's about, though. We don't learn about the Franco-Mexican War because our Civil War was going on at the same time. Unless they've taken Spanish, that is.
Its like.. i absolutly dont care if anyone does shit with German culture. Okay, granted, i do get overly defensive/angry with what some countrys get to call Beer, but thats about it. thinking about it: German culture is either "Get Drunk and dress to show boobs", "Take france" or "Fishing"
@@Drunkendzombie Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden doesn't sound evil and isn't a "clean love song/i miss you". And also doesn't sound evil but isn't a love song: Warlord - Deliver Us from Evil Judas Priest - Angel Blind Guardian - The Bard's Song Stryper - The Valley Angra - Late Redemption Angra - Nova Era Helloween - Eagle Fly Free Helloween - I want out Gamma Ray - Send me a sign Pretty much any song by Affector Theocracy - I am Battle Beast - No more Hollywood Endings Most of Sonata Artica's songs like I have a Right Stratovarius - Unbreakable (specially the new orchestrated version) I like to make song lists Epica - Cry for the Moon A lot more Iron Maiden songs now that I think about it, like Wasted Years, Afraid to Shoot Strangers, Fear of the Dark and Powerslave. Queensryche - Eyes of a Stranger I really like to make these lists Tarja - Silent Masquerade One Eyed Doll - Prayer The Hu - Yuve Yuve Yu The Hu - The Gereg Battle Beast - Far Far Away Stratovarius - Enigma Dream Theater - Pull me Under Dream Theater - Innocence Faded Nightwish - Over the Hills Metal is a wide spectrum of endless discoveries. If you dislike both the edgy stuff and the lovey stuff, there's a lot more in between. Now you are morally obligated to hear every single one of them. Have fun 👍
Guys, I ate a bat while on vacation in China and now I'm not feeling too good. They told me it was chicken. I think I'm still going on the cruise ship I booked, though. Any advice?
8:10 Hi, I'm Mexican, and I didn't knew that other people celebrated cinco the mayo, I feel quite happy to know it. But seems like some people don't know what is about so here you go a history lesson: Cinco de Mayo marks the date that Mexico’s army defeated France at the "Battle of Puebla" on May 5, 1862, during the Franco-Mexican War. Though far outnumbered, Mexicans led by General Ignacio Zaragoza fortified the small town of Puebla de Los Angeles and forced the French to retreat after losing close to 500 soldiers. The victory, though small in the grander scheme of the war, became a symbol of resistance for Mexicans. But it's not our independece day, that would be the 16 of September. Now you got a History Lesson Kids. :D
As an American I think I knoe the answer. In school, they tell us that this is an important holiday, which is true, but my teachers never told me why it was important. No info about how its important to the cultrue or why it's a day to be celebrated. Just that its the day of the dead. "Here's some chips from the "ethnic" section of the local walmart and some queso. Now come over here so i can put a Sugar skull on your face... Enjoy." Is literally what my 6th grade teacher told me. One kid just thought of it as "Free Taco Day". I had to do personal research because i knew nothing about it. So that is maybe why? Also capitalism.
Djiogo the wiki is not wrong. Cinco the mayo just isn’t as important as school makes you think. My parents have lived in Mexico their whole lives and it’s simply not important enough to be widely celebrated. puebla May have won the singular battle but it’s a tiny slice of the whole picture. Hence, why it’s mostly only celebrated in Puebla
Some fax from a Mexican guy: the day of independence was September 15, 5 de mayo is not really important we just don't have class that day and it's supposed to represent la batalla de Puebla or the battle of Puebla.
My dude is so good at singing that he's forced to mute clips of him singing in years old videos because of copyright. This is the equivalent of getting copyrighted claimed for making the same joke as a comedian.
in my city its basically just an excuse to drink..all bars are full. not kidding haha. the Mexican restaurant down the road does a st Patrick's day party! i mean by party all day happy hour but whatever. lol
Alp I don’t think thats true In my own subjective experience , bars host the majority of “drinking holidays “ And if its a good bar their regulars and newbies will attend both in comparable volumes Unless you live in a heavily segregated town ?
apparently I've been culturally appropriating for fifteen years because I've thrown a party every year on cinco de mayo... because that's my birthday..
Vincent Ghostly there do seem to be a rather tragic amount of plebians accumulating in the comments. Sigh...how droll. It is rather humorous that these Neanderthals remain clueless about being the subject of our sharp wit and comedy.
Jonathan Campbell Indeed, the sheer amount of these bumbling idiots is rather annoying. Calling Rick and Morty a series of fart jokes is akin to calling Nietzsche's work a mess of emo scribbles.
5:25 Lets do the simple math shall we. 1 hour (h) = 60 minutes (mins) Which, in turn, means 60 mins = 100% of 1h And 100% can also be 1.00 So that means 0.10 = 10% So (Divide = /) 60 x 10 / 100 OR 60 x 0.1 = 6 mins He played for six minutes.
@@sayaksen8296This "r/woosh" doesn't make sense at all. He's just saying that the equation is excessive. There's not even a joke here, it's just some person doing math on playtime. People these days throwing around r/woooosh for fun.
As a Mexican I'm not insulted that Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo, its that they confuse our day of independence and cdm that's a bit insulting. Anyways keep partying my pasty friends.
Thel 'Vadam a fellow Sangheili, an honor. We Americans will..... "Drinkify" Any holiday from other. Countries. I'm really surprised to see one of my own here. Although there are hundreds that hold the title. I am an arbiter of despair, and wish to extend a personal greetings. (Really rare to see another sangheili, let alone a thel) My name is zoro Kai voroma *bows*
Thel 'Vadam i just find it funny that we celebrate Cinco de Mayo here in America... and yet americans generally know very little about Mexico and typically "hate" learning spanish in school lol
c That's because most Spanish teachers aren't great at explaining certain things and they generally don't offer second language classes until high school, when _everything sucks because you're a teenager and you know everything_
Im mexican and the first time i heard about a 5 de mayo celebration was in despicable me 2, haha at least in the north is not popular at all(i knew about the day but never once met anyone who celebrated the ocasion)
Cinco de mayo isn't even a national holiday in Mexico. Cinco de mayo is like St. Patrick's Day in America. An excuse to drink alcohol. Only cinco de mayo is an excuse to drink margaritas as opposed to beer.
every celebration ever is an excuse to drink alcohol. Christmass = fuck jesus, its presents and alcohol Cinco de Mayo = Mexican food and alcohol St. Patricks Day = green things and alcohol Halloween = sluts in skanky clothes and alcohol (my personal favourite) easter = technically for kids, but fuck it, chocolate and alcohol Or thats just me and i have a serious problem.
Metal heads are generally some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. Seriously, go to a festival like Download in the UK and every camp you see, every person will be welcoming. It's actually quite unreal how nice those people are and are the nicest crowd i've been around at any festival.
LittleMaliceManny but your also right about that most people are on a small amount of mdma when you take too much usually you’ll just sit down for a good hour and try to sober up
Well I usually go to those types of festivals (raves/dance/not metal) because of my mates love them, They mostly conisted of ravers and the type that just love taking shit loads of drugs and dancing all night, they are all real nice but it's brought down a bit for me as you do get "chavs" interlaced with that type of crowd. Most people are fine with drugs too but you do get the odd group who rely on it a bit much and become reclusive and weary of outsiders. That's why metal festivals usually top the board for most friendly for me
@Null I honestly couldn't see the satire in your comment. Some people put a "/s" in a comment when they're being sarcastic just to clear up any misconception because tone can't very well be translated over text. I hope this doesn't come across as condescending. I promise that I mean this in a helpful way.
The dating site message is hilarious. A few years ago I had something similar happen with a guy who was a regular at the bar where my roommate worked. I'd go there like an hour before closing on nights she worked so she had company walking home and the dude tried the same cheesy pick up line twice in just over a week. It was some cliche like "I'm a foreign exchange student at UW and I wish my home country had girls as pretty as you!" and the first time it was just cringey. But the second time I had to ask if repeating lines on the same person had ever worked out for him like what was the point? Of course he jumped right into faux outrage saying he would NEVER do such a thing, he's never seen me before in his life, and he would remember talking to someone like me so I must be mistaken! So I pulled out my phone to show him he'd given me his number last week and then somehow he was mad at me for "tricking" him. It was great like wtf how is it MY fault you seem to have drank yourself into short term memory loss 😆
Fukuro Its been a day, I now just got what you meant by your comment. I meant that part of the video sounded like Mickey Mouse. The new youtube feature on mobile adds the name automatically without the plus sign when you’re replying to a comment.
04:23 as a german citizen i must inform you, your german accent is 80% accurate if you could give it a more angry tone (to friendly - remember germans are precise not nice or funny) 😂 well done 👍
Can agree. Have literally no idea what the proper pronunciation would sound like and even if I did, I know for a fact I could not make my mouth accurately say it
"At the beginning of the movie he was poor, at the end of the movie he was white." Along with it not being true, those two things just have no correlation at all.
its the little things that make this channel so good for example, in sorrow's Mexican rant 8:11 the music in the background gets louder and louder as it goes on and it adds such a monumental amount of comedy to the bit i half expected his accent to get more Mexican as it went on
I fucking hate internet "activists". They just seem to think that white people are the cause of _literally_ all of the worlds problems, going so far as to express their hatred of white people at any opportunity, even if the subject of the conversation has absolutely nothing to do with social problems. They undermine entire centuries of technological, cultural, and scholary advancements made by white people (not to say that other races haven't had their share of these, either) by calling us "white bread". Maybe this is going a bit overboard, but these kind of people ought to be put in a straitjacket and sent to a nuthouse.
Kiernan Howell-Mackinley I get involved in activism (in real life- not online) and have friends who are very passionate about certain causes and activism. Online Warrior Activists are the fucking bane of our existence. They're the most useless 'ally' anyone could want and just make us all look like idiots.
Spectre It’s amazing that Metal has such a great community and has some of the nicest people you’ll never meet but also the nastiest, slimiest, elitist ass people 🤔
YOU, my friend. Mano para de falar bosta na internet. We do celebrate it actually, it's all over the news when it happens. Don't talk like you represent brazil.
Some Random Human I'm American and I celebrate national Anorexic day. It's a year long celebration that I celebrated last year but I'm not doing it this year
Oh nooo, they took away the song in the beginning :( stoopid copyright, I bet Robin Williams wouldn’t mind his song being used by such talented voice actor
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> Aladdin getting blown by Hercules
> "get your facts straight"
Very poor choice of words.
r/puns and r/quityourbullshit crossover
"Get your facts gay"
Oh my god
@@SakuraAvalon
"Get your facts bi"
Actually yours sounds better.
DuskCynderMaya lol
“aladdin was getting blown by Hercules”
It was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything.
"Everyday we go further from God"
Jesus has left the chat.
*Satan joins chat* "Oh fuck no I'm not dealing with that." *Satan leaves chat*
It was time for Thomas to enter, he hadn’t seen anything
I mean the real Hercules (his name is actually Heracles but Disney confused his name with a Roman warrior dude named Hercules) is technically bi because he had a ton of relationships with dudes and girls. When he died, he became the Greek god of masculinity and had a whole male-only temple dedicated to orgies and prayers for him.
Hercules is literally sucking the colour of Aladdin.
Only the strongest man alive could do such a thing
Oh no
You think he used a bendy straw and stuck it in his-?
Imagine getting a succ so good you turn white
William Fabel oh yes
That first guy sacrificed himself so people knew the truth
I'm pretty sure he enjoyed it
Because reverse image searching has never been used to debunk any of these claims.
GEORGE MEISTER yo I just got you to 1K let’s fuckin celebrate
@@MooCow834 like you can reverse image search a screenshot from a video. It needs to be an actual image for reverse image searches to work
FatQuickscope41 nope, it’s possible
"And he gets blown by Hercules"
*I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD!!!*
Why am i the 69th like *again*
What
@@DinoThatPlaysHaloQ its the song he sings with Jasmine on the carpet?
*_SHINING SHIMMERING DICKS!!!_*
I fucking love this comment section
Knowing a picture of Aladdin from gay porn is the slightly-more-SFW version of "I recognize that bulge!"
Wait... This thing actully exist? WHAT THE...
@@bluebeka2458 Yep, it does. It's a Kingdom Hearts porn comic
This gave me flashbacks to a friend of mine recalling how one of their friends showed them a hentai once and how hilarious they thought it was. The bad thing? The brief 4 sentence summary of the "plot" let me know what movie it was.
I got a cropped pic of just the bulge in David Bowies pants from the labyrinth that I send to my group chat often
@@bluebeka2458 Good old rule 34
“Aladdin getting blown by hercules” Another sentence i never thought i would hear
Hey its alistair
Your profile picture makes is better
Soo it was Hercules who made a man out of him in the end
Rule 34, dude
I'm Very Angry It's Not Butter oop true
Sorrow being unreasonably angry that the person wrote “Cinco de Drinko” instead of “Drinko de Mayo” gives me life.
If you have the option to say drinko de mayo and say cinco de drinko I will find you.
Drink the Mayo.
as a mexican , COME ON . DRINKO DE MAYO IS A LOT BETTER
I guess cinko de drinko is still kind of a pun? Cinko... sinko... sink... sink the drink... idk
Remove the un from reasonably
I just wanna acknowledge that this dude now has “hot guy” in his search history
dont kinkshame daddy sorrow
we both tried
good job
Wahhhhh
So do you, when you were looking for that profile pic. 👌
@@Yukkuri_Yakumo wAhhh
he's getting blown by hercules
lmao wha-
Im the 69th like
Youre welcome
Soup 759
thank you random stranger for your small help on my comment #TrynaBeSociallyIntelectual
The shit!?
@@childofgod759 i'm the 96th
@@joaomoraes8644 I'm Tom
"He's getting blown by Hercules"
HONEY YOU MEAN HUNKULES
😂
Megan Gibbs no... Pretty sure they meant Hercules
True Potato. Have you even watched the movie? One of the muses say that
*w h o o s h*
True Potato Honey, you mean *_HUNK-CULES_*
Megan Gibbs you wish you were as yoked as me
The fact that you did a girl voice on the “Latino selfie” post hurt me. I hate to admit knowing it, but that was Grindr
xD
that’s a bruh moment
bro momento
Oops
Using a "girl voice" is not exclusive to girls, James Charles is proof of that.
I love how the first guy knew that instantly knew it was porn
leetlebob what I want to know is: who watches disney porn?
Megan Gibbs everyone.
I think it could be that in the movies Aladdin doesn't have nipples so they googled the picture and found maybe?
Reverse image search
“I may be sacrificing my dignity, but I will drag you down with me!”
I’m mexican and I can tell you americans care more for cinco de mayo than mexicans. I don’t really care if they do to be honest. I got angrier at the lady for saying cinco de mayo was our independence than I will ever be with some guy with a sombrero taking tequila shots.
Most Americans don't actually know what it's about, though. We don't learn about the Franco-Mexican War because our Civil War was going on at the same time. Unless they've taken Spanish, that is.
Its like.. i absolutly dont care if anyone does shit with German culture. Okay, granted, i do get overly defensive/angry with what some countrys get to call Beer, but thats about it.
thinking about it: German culture is either "Get Drunk and dress to show boobs", "Take france" or "Fishing"
lmfaoooo
@@mayumigarcia9445 Surprised about the fishing or about the agressivenes towards what others call beer ?
@@AndereundIch I was more reacting to the orig. comment but that too! 😂😂😂
Metal doesn't make you angry and full of hate.
That's Buzzfeed's job.
how does this have no replies
Mike Zilla dude this amazing
Truuuueeeeee
Mike Zilla ohhh
You replied.
Metal heads being satanic worshipers and being full of hate was a stereotype in the 80’s I believe, but hasn’t been a problem since, really
It went from thrash to trash
The stereotype now are those kids who say they love metal but never even heard of DragonForce (reference to another video)
I’m not sure it is a stereotype? All good metal is still pretty evil. Unless you listen to the clean singing love song/I miss you metal.
@@Drunkendzombie Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden doesn't sound evil and isn't a "clean love song/i miss you".
And also doesn't sound evil but isn't a love song:
Warlord - Deliver Us from Evil
Judas Priest - Angel
Blind Guardian - The Bard's Song
Stryper - The Valley
Angra - Late Redemption
Angra - Nova Era
Helloween - Eagle Fly Free
Helloween - I want out
Gamma Ray - Send me a sign
Pretty much any song by Affector
Theocracy - I am
Battle Beast - No more Hollywood Endings
Most of Sonata Artica's songs like I have a Right
Stratovarius - Unbreakable (specially the new orchestrated version)
I like to make song lists
Epica - Cry for the Moon
A lot more Iron Maiden songs now that I think about it, like Wasted Years, Afraid to Shoot Strangers, Fear of the Dark and Powerslave.
Queensryche - Eyes of a Stranger
I really like to make these lists
Tarja - Silent Masquerade
One Eyed Doll - Prayer
The Hu - Yuve Yuve Yu
The Hu - The Gereg
Battle Beast - Far Far Away
Stratovarius - Enigma
Dream Theater - Pull me Under
Dream Theater - Innocence Faded
Nightwish - Over the Hills
Metal is a wide spectrum of endless discoveries. If you dislike both the edgy stuff and the lovey stuff, there's a lot more in between.
Now you are morally obligated to hear every single one of them. Have fun 👍
kekyoin noriaki I was talking about metal today, but yeah all metal is not clean singing love songs of slayer.
6:00 predicting memes from a year later
I wanted to comment that :(
@@pietervanacht2373 #metoo
Exactly!!!!
Ahha ha, ah that's hot, that's hot...
Illuminati confirmed!
Psssh lol nah it’s just a reddit thing
This is the only r/ channel worth the time.
Kae Wagner true
Yeah because all the other ones just use that same British robot voice
*cough cough* GioFilms and EmKay *cough*
TheKeitaNobodyAskedFor never heard of them, I’ll have to see.
@@ElderEmo06 how about rSlash
*OOH, THATS HOT. THATS REAL HOT*
Ah that's hot, that's hot
Where is that meme from? I've been trying to find it for months...
@@ebrock480
th-cam.com/video/ERKScUabc3Y/w-d-xo.html
i read this as the part about alladin being blown by hercules played
He predicted TH-cam Rewind 2018
im glad the opposite of "poor" is "white" according to the first person
Princess Carmel Is that person that one politician that said, “Poor kids are just as talented as White kids.”
@@DiamondYoshi101 Joe Biden moment
Princess Carmel jokes on them i’m white AND poor
Diamond Yoshi101 ikkkkkjkjkkkkjkkk
I was about to scroll through the comments looking for someone else that noticed it, lol
Wait, Cinco de Mayo isn't for Mayo boys? It's right there in the name.
I'm half-tempted to explain it to you in case you're being serious... but for the sake of remaining un-r/woooosh'd, I'm gonna keep my trap shut.
@@elijahfoltz3755 You've made the right decision today.
OH THANK GOD! I was legitimately worried for a second there!
R/WOO
Dangit! I had it ready to go too.
I'm still mad at "Cinco de Drinko" tbh
Guys, I ate a bat while on vacation in China and now I'm not feeling too good. They told me it was chicken. I think I'm still going on the cruise ship I booked, though. Any advice?
*Yes.*
No. But yes, but no.
Maybe.
Y e s
*Perhaps.*
8:10 Hi, I'm Mexican, and I didn't knew that other people celebrated cinco the mayo, I feel quite happy to know it. But seems like some people don't know what is about so here you go a history lesson:
Cinco de Mayo marks the date that Mexico’s army defeated France at the "Battle of Puebla" on May 5, 1862, during the Franco-Mexican War. Though far outnumbered, Mexicans led by General Ignacio Zaragoza fortified the small town of Puebla de Los Angeles and forced the French to retreat after losing close to 500 soldiers. The victory, though small in the grander scheme of the war, became a symbol of resistance for Mexicans.
But it's not our independece day, that would be the 16 of September.
Now you got a History Lesson Kids. :D
And I can't have a birthday party now lol...
Hi Mexican I’m dad
I check notifications and this is what I see
you just made my day with your dad jokes, thank you
This is honestly really interesting
Thanks for this! I didn’t know that
From the Cinco De Mayo Wikipedia: “More popularly celebrated in the United States than in Mexico”
Interesting.
As an American I think I knoe the answer. In school, they tell us that this is an important holiday, which is true, but my teachers never told me why it was important. No info about how its important to the cultrue or why it's a day to be celebrated. Just that its the day of the dead. "Here's some chips from the "ethnic" section of the local walmart and some queso. Now come over here so i can put a Sugar skull on your face... Enjoy." Is literally what my 6th grade teacher told me. One kid just thought of it as "Free Taco Day". I had to do personal research because i knew nothing about it. So that is maybe why? Also capitalism.
Djiogo the wiki is not wrong. Cinco the mayo just isn’t as important as school makes you think. My parents have lived in Mexico their whole lives and it’s simply not important enough to be widely celebrated. puebla May have won the singular battle but it’s a tiny slice of the whole picture. Hence, why it’s mostly only celebrated in Puebla
Some fax from a Mexican guy: the day of independence was September 15, 5 de mayo is not really important we just don't have class that day and it's supposed to represent la batalla de Puebla or the battle of Puebla.
UwU chan fax man. But it drags from the 15th to the 16th.
"they listen to metal and they like dogs"
Dude they are Metallica's members
Ayush Aripirala I was gonna say the same thing lol
Wow..really? You think you're the only one who got that? You belong on this channel.
Jd Steinbach he never did say he was the only one talking about that.
Pretty ironic how he says that in this video making fun of others that just did the same type of thing 😂
James hetfield and Kirk Hammet
For me, if the Genie sang "friend like me" he would say "you ain't never, ever, had a friend" then cut off
Hahaha Same!!! 🤣🤣
Wow.. You guys should be friends
Guess I'm not the only one
I'll be your friend!
r/blandselfdeprecation
Sorrow, My husband and I miss your videos. We just hope you're ok and living life. Love your content!
Slay
My dude is so good at singing that he's forced to mute clips of him singing in years old videos because of copyright. This is the equivalent of getting copyrighted claimed for making the same joke as a comedian.
He actually used the original song in this video before it was muted. Wasn't him singing this time.
Today's tip: go to a Mexican bar on March 17th, and go to an Irish bar on May 5th. No crowds.
Now all I'm picturing is a bunch of Mexican waiters with "Kiss Me I'm Irish" tags on in full-blown leprechaun regalia. I want to see this.
I’d be happy to go to a pub. I do that all the time!!
in my city its basically just an excuse to drink..all bars are full. not kidding haha. the Mexican restaurant down the road does a st Patrick's day party! i mean by party all day happy hour but whatever. lol
Alp
I don’t think thats true
In my own subjective experience , bars host the majority of “drinking holidays “
And if its a good bar their regulars and newbies will attend both in comparable volumes
Unless you live in a heavily segregated town ?
apparently I've been culturally appropriating for fifteen years because I've thrown a party every year on cinco de mayo...
because that's my birthday..
That's also my step mom's birthday.
noelle veblen Then you're not because you're not celebrating it for that reason.
miiohi r/wooosh
*r / w o o s h*
miiohi. r/woooosh
We are not mayo boys, we are mayo MEN!
Potatomania ! Some Gay people are feminine I think he knew that and did it on purpose
+SunnShine *whoooosh*
Did the beginning get copystriked or something? The audio is cutting out during the title card
Yes
It's happened to a lot of his videos, sadly.
Iirc it was part of the song "Never Had A Friend Like Me"
2:30 I love that he doesn’t know it’s Grindr
Nick C how would you know the layout of Grindr, hmm?
K
I hope he doesn't know, because if he did, the girly voice would've been a bit offensive
Inno but also not unexpected from a straight
Nick C I was going to comment on this but... Yeah, I'm not going to touch that.
1:28, the guy on the left is a picture of James hetfield, Metallica ‘s singer and guitar player, and he is one of the happiest and nicest guys ever
ZenPlays and the guy next to Hatfield is Kirk Hammett with Darla 🤘🐶
Glad I’m not the only one who recognised him.
@@kiuakakirstine8257 Jams Hatfeild.
B O I
The pictures of "Guys who like metal"
Are James Hetfield & Kirk Hammet, both of Metallica's Guitarists.
I was looking for this comment so I didn’t have to say it myself.
Yeah that part actually hurt my soul a bit... *Fade to Black intensifies *
I mean they definitely like metal
@@multibomble Well yea the point is Sorrow didn't know them.. ;-;
Whooooooshhh
Dude should've known better than to mess with Wendy's.
yep
What. Is. That. First. One.
Heresy
We need to know
lol i have the pic
Imma need that link
*Y E S*
It's says hot guy in the tab. You can't fool a genius intellect. Smh.
dylan pheifer r/rickandmorty
weeb as an intellect, it is implied I enjoy the high class comedy of Rick and Morty. Indeed. Quite so
Jonathan Campbell - Ah, welcome, fellow Rick and Morty fan. We were just enjoying the plebians.
Vincent Ghostly there do seem to be a rather tragic amount of plebians accumulating in the comments. Sigh...how droll. It is rather humorous that these Neanderthals remain clueless about being the subject of our sharp wit and comedy.
Jonathan Campbell Indeed, the sheer amount of these bumbling idiots is rather annoying. Calling Rick and Morty a series of fart jokes is akin to calling Nietzsche's work a mess of emo scribbles.
1:21 "I dont even see the point."
I can see 4673 points.
I cleared 5000 points with that comment :)
WOW
SorrowTV: ...shows a couple guys who like metal with dogs.
Me: That is literally James Hetfield and Kirk Hammet of Metallica
I should *hope* they like metal.
IKR! I basically yelled that at the screen when I heard Sorrow say that.
Who gives a shit
fuck yeah metallica
@@tidepodpadthai2633 stfu 1p year old bts stan
5:25
Lets do the simple math shall we.
1 hour (h) = 60 minutes (mins)
Which, in turn, means
60 mins = 100% of 1h
And
100% can also be 1.00
So that means
0.10 = 10%
So
(Divide = /)
60 x 10 / 100
OR
60 x 0.1
= 6 mins
He played for six minutes.
Awesome sauce
I love it when people do math just for the heck of it.
@JAMES KOE r/woosh
@@sayaksen8296This "r/woosh" doesn't make sense at all. He's just saying that the equation is excessive. There's not even a joke here, it's just some person doing math on playtime. People these days throwing around r/woooosh for fun.
@@funkyduckie8347 sorry
I'd totally buy your cover of the Tenacious D song.
When is it?
Captain MonoDRONE
9:24
I mean, who wouldn't?
Jet MaX, same
Same
As a Mexican I'm not insulted that Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo, its that they confuse our day of independence and cdm that's a bit insulting. Anyways keep partying my pasty friends.
Thel 'Vadam a fellow Sangheili, an honor. We Americans will..... "Drinkify" Any holiday from other. Countries. I'm really surprised to see one of my own here. Although there are hundreds that hold the title. I am an arbiter of despair, and wish to extend a personal greetings. (Really rare to see another sangheili, let alone a thel)
My name is zoro Kai voroma *bows*
Thanks Mexican Arbiter
Thel 'Vadam i just find it funny that we celebrate Cinco de Mayo here in America... and yet americans generally know very little about Mexico and typically "hate" learning spanish in school lol
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That's because most Spanish teachers aren't great at explaining certain things and they generally don't offer second language classes until high school, when _everything sucks because you're a teenager and you know everything_
Im mexican and the first time i heard about a 5 de mayo celebration was in despicable me 2, haha at least in the north is not popular at all(i knew about the day but never once met anyone who celebrated the ocasion)
2:30 that’s a screenshot from a message on Grindr, probably should’ve done 2 male voices.
I'm surprised he didn't notice 👀
@@SidewaysKnee probably because he doesn't use it? In all honestly i thought it was some tinder knock-off with the dark theme enabled.
@@thehermit8618 🤣
And how do you know that?
So straight women can’t go on Grindr? Smh my head so sexist I can’t even
*dog paws*
Rohanjeet Das owo
;3, UwU.
wut?
Having eminem's thumbnail saying this is making this amazing
I am a *VOICE ACT-OR*
_ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDNT POST THIS YOURSELF_
666th like
Cyrus am i
SpicyMeatballs now 999
Cyrus
Well already you can tell that the second picture is fake
He has nipples.
Also where tf did somebody find that??? Rule 34???
Golden Galaxy Ghost you want the link
Moses Afful helll no
Golden Galaxy Ghost 😂
Golden Galaxy Ghost you know you want it
Amanda Hernandez 😂😂😂😂
I just now realize the joke in playing “you’ve never had a friend like me” immediately after the Aladdin thing....
Cinco de mayo isn't even a national holiday in Mexico. Cinco de mayo is like St. Patrick's Day in America. An excuse to drink alcohol. Only cinco de mayo is an excuse to drink margaritas as opposed to beer.
every celebration ever is an excuse to drink alcohol.
Christmass = fuck jesus, its presents and alcohol
Cinco de Mayo = Mexican food and alcohol
St. Patricks Day = green things and alcohol
Halloween = sluts in skanky clothes and alcohol (my personal favourite)
easter = technically for kids, but fuck it, chocolate and alcohol
Or thats just me and i have a serious problem.
And it's my birthday lol.And I celebrate st. Patrick's day...I thought most did...only bc I'm Irish not religious
And eat mexican food with your family as every holiday.....duh?
@@CrazyDutchguys You probally have a serious problem
@@lpSsa42524 nah, im a regular student
I had to look up that Hercules shit, it's most definitely real
Dio Brando hOLy shIT Its DIO!!!!!1!1!1!
Axell Rosinia 😉
Link,
Lucius Rogers rebrn.com/re/well-that-was-awkward-747931/
Dio Brando no.
*E D D Y B U R B A C K*
Technicality Oh my god I had no idea I'd see you here!
His face made me happy
Ooh that’s hot
Cool guy, great knees
You look like Carl Poppa
You can never trust a person who doesn't like dogs, but you can always trust dogs who don't like a person.
No.. Some dogs are just assholes.. Like people
Not true
Some people are scared of dogs or are horribly allergic.
@CrunchAndMunch Blondie was a good Boy
buuuuuuuuullshit.
Who lies about forgetting to log out of a library computer? I'm legitimately upset by this.
Bum Luck one time Changed someone's roblox account password because they took my 20$
marty reddy What's the username and password?
I need those sweet sweet robux.
GETTING BLOWN BY HERCULES LAUSBSISBSVJBSIANA
my dogs name is Hercules now imagine Aladdin getting blown by my dog.
No
Anti communist My horse is named Hercules. Now imagine a giant horse sucking Aladdin off.
Vini PEPERONE yes
I'm ok with hercules, i'm not ok with animals haushaushuas
Metal heads are generally some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. Seriously, go to a festival like Download in the UK and every camp you see, every person will be welcoming. It's actually quite unreal how nice those people are and are the nicest crowd i've been around at any festival.
Ravers were generally nicer, but mostly because they were always fucked up on copious amounts of MDMA.
LittleMaliceManny I go sober to raves and I’m still really friendly
LittleMaliceManny but your also right about that most people are on a small amount of mdma when you take too much usually you’ll just sit down for a good hour and try to sober up
Well I usually go to those types of festivals (raves/dance/not metal) because of my mates love them, They mostly conisted of ravers and the type that just love taking shit loads of drugs and dancing all night, they are all real nice but it's brought down a bit for me as you do get "chavs" interlaced with that type of crowd. Most people are fine with drugs too but you do get the odd group who rely on it a bit much and become reclusive and weary of outsiders. That's why metal festivals usually top the board for most friendly for me
People who see metal heads as angry individuals should just shut up tbh.
He called James hetfield and Kirk Hammett “people who like metal”
I mean, hopefully they do.
Tronix calm down mate, he knew that
Reread the comment
@Null I honestly couldn't see the satire in your comment. Some people put a "/s" in a comment when they're being sarcastic just to clear up any misconception because tone can't very well be translated over text.
I hope this doesn't come across as condescending. I promise that I mean this in a helpful way.
I mean they're last people they come into your mind when someone mental metal...
hey
hey
hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
HEY
HEY
HEY
*HEY*
*HEY*
*HEY*
*NO*
WHAT?!
Max Burkhardt
I DO
I DO
I DO
I DO
Can't hear you
*HHHHHEEEEEEYYYYYYY!*
The dating site message is hilarious. A few years ago I had something similar happen with a guy who was a regular at the bar where my roommate worked. I'd go there like an hour before closing on nights she worked so she had company walking home and the dude tried the same cheesy pick up line twice in just over a week. It was some cliche like "I'm a foreign exchange student at UW and I wish my home country had girls as pretty as you!" and the first time it was just cringey. But the second time I had to ask if repeating lines on the same person had ever worked out for him like what was the point? Of course he jumped right into faux outrage saying he would NEVER do such a thing, he's never seen me before in his life, and he would remember talking to someone like me so I must be mistaken! So I pulled out my phone to show him he'd given me his number last week and then somehow he was mad at me for "tricking" him. It was great like wtf how is it MY fault you seem to have drank yourself into short term memory loss 😆
And everyone clapped.
4:55 YOU SOUND LIKE THE GINGERBREAD MAN FROM SHREK LMAO
Fukuro sounds like Mickey Mouse too
@@ohwellhey6221 how tho l. Its pronounced "foo-koo-roh"
Fukuro Idk, must be only me then. Lol
Fukuro Its been a day, I now just got what you meant by your comment. I meant that part of the video sounded like Mickey Mouse. The new youtube feature on mobile adds the name automatically without the plus sign when you’re replying to a comment.
No. He's... THE MUFFIN MAN
RIP to the Friend Like Me intro.
04:23 as a german citizen i must inform you, your german accent is 80% accurate if you could give it a more angry tone (to friendly - remember germans are precise not nice or funny) 😂 well done 👍
Denise Schulze loved the video as a whole, that was the one clip I didn’t think belonged lol
But I understand if he’s just taking the most upvoted posts
That german citizen was wrong af lmao
TachankaTheCholanka no...
*U*
ja
LMAOOO tenacious d song nice
wilted the band yo who drew your icon my guy
When you want to call someone out on their bullshit, but have to admit you watched cartoon porn enough to memorize the scene.
Uncle David Why. Just why.
Uncle David it was a comic not a vid
I’m not sure knowing that makes it better.
Sorrow is so hilarious. I have just been re-watching some of his videos. Love him so much. I hope he is doing well.
Same for all of the above 🫡
So are we all just gonna ignore the fact that the first person watches Alladin porn?
They read it.
m.imgur.com/Z4iTgRd
OstrichWearingHeadphones why did you go looking for this?
OstrichWearingHeadphones what the actual fuck
OstrichWearingHeadphones took one for the team, bless.
Exactly what I thought
"If you can marry a Schuyler sisters, you're rich son. Is it a question of if or a which one?" 2:13
Artcore is it a question of if, Burr, or which one ;)))
Julianna yas!
Y E S
ANOTHER HAMILTON REFERENCE FINALLY
FUCKING SAME
ew Hamilton
I’m Mexican, and I couldn’t stop laughing at fuckin Mayo boy and cinco de drinko lmao I’m crying
Did my mans just pronounce Xinhua as "zhinwah"
Z h i n w a h
۵yinyu e to be fair pinyin isnt rlly that easy to pronounce for non chinese
@@randybutternubs8619 true
Can agree. Have literally no idea what the proper pronunciation would sound like and even if I did, I know for a fact I could not make my mouth accurately say it
۵yinyu e sorry I get you live there but I’m dyslexic and that shit looks like moon runes
He also pronounced "Reuters" as "rooters".
lovely tenacious d reference
TheMr. Dime Which track was that in?
TheMr. Dime good thing I found these mushrooms. I was fucking starving.
*heys intensify*
hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Omg sorrowtv predicted will smith saying that's hot
Blob that’s not sorrow
@@hdhshwn3245 the channel is called sorrowtv.
Blob but he used someone else’s clip. That was a meme before Will Smith
Blob Please tell me that *woosh* was intentional
Of course, that was satire. Get a sense of humour guys
"pictures of guys that like metal" those are members of Metallica lol.
I mean... I'd hope they like metal
@@TheTrueBurgerKing Nah they're huge jpop fans
Ok so then he is technically right anyways. They are technically rock dudes
yeah!! it’s kirk and james
They'd have more in common with fucking linkin park or green day than any self respecting metal or even generic soft rock band
"At the beginning of the movie he was poor, at the end of the movie he was white." Along with it not being true, those two things just have no correlation at all.
Exactly. And plus it's made by TheThings, which always makes loads of bullshit clickbait.
No it’s totally true. They are saying that if you wanna be rich, all you have to do is become white.
fly eagles fly like micheal jackson?
Ale city exactly. See, some people get it
Fly Eagles Fly no michael became dead after he became white
about the 1st alladin thing and that porn thing itself, he's still the same color... IT'S CALLED LIGHTING
darksouls45688 yeah that should have been obvious
darksouls45688 Yeah!
Um... How do you know what happens in that comic? 😅
AllyTheGamer 215 Research! Lots and lots of filthy research.
I'm going to have to do some "research" to confirm that aladin thing...on incognito
Did u find it
Hey, did you find it
Did you find it?
SenD LiNk
Me need to fap
its the little things that make this channel so good
for example, in sorrow's Mexican rant 8:11
the music in the background gets louder and louder as it goes on
and it adds such a monumental amount of comedy to the bit
i half expected his accent to get more Mexican as it went on
LMAO😂 I loved when you went on a rant about Cinco de drinko and that outro was supreme
Why’s eddy Burback in the thumbnail
nevermind...
Because he's everywhere. He is god.
The Children of Burback will conquer TH-cam.
*O O H . D A T S H O T . D A T S R E A L H O T .*
OO THAT'S HOT
6:29 “Dog Paws” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAAHAHAHAAAA
Get out
Reeeeeeee
0:27 Was there a copyright strike for singing A Whole New World here?
Friend Like Me actually
yea I noticed that and am sad
mayo boy
and Peggy mayo supremacy
I fucking hate internet "activists". They just seem to think that white people are the cause of _literally_ all of the worlds problems, going so far as to express their hatred of white people at any opportunity, even if the subject of the conversation has absolutely nothing to do with social problems. They undermine entire centuries of technological, cultural, and scholary advancements made by white people (not to say that other races haven't had their share of these, either) by calling us "white bread".
Maybe this is going a bit overboard, but these kind of people ought to be put in a straitjacket and sent to a nuthouse.
Kiernan Howell-Mackinley I get involved in activism (in real life- not online) and have friends who are very passionate about certain causes and activism. Online Warrior Activists are the fucking bane of our existence. They're the most useless 'ally' anyone could want and just make us all look like idiots.
Relish male
WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF OUR PEOPLE AND A FUTURE FOR MAYO BOYS
2:48 LOL OMG wow you just switched to searching "hot guy" in google guys dont be fooled
r/woosh
Forget to switch accounts? Lol
wait no
Lol wth😂
Lmao
I only stay till the list of names because of your singing and now I think I’ve memorized a good amount of your patreon supporters lmao
Rip intro copyright sucks
"Rio day janairo" lmao 😂
R/eyebleach
Please do it, please!
But what if my birthday is on Cinco De Mayo??? Am I not allowed to celebrate my birthday???
Horrorscope Gaming that depends... you a mayo boy?
XD
LMAO i was going to say that because im genuinely confused so thanks
0:33 oh shit they took off the music on here too? I remember there used to be music on this part
YES YOU USED ONE OF EDDY BURBACK’S GREEN SCREENS
The song at the end is Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) by Tenacious D
"Guys that like metal"
Uh, that's Kirk Hammett and James Hetfield...Metallica. They practically live metal, they don't just 'like' it.
Kirk was actually holding a wah pedal, but it was photoshopped.
Not everyone knows the faces of the members of Metallica.
Spectre It’s amazing that Metal has such a great community and has some of the nicest people you’ll never meet but also the nastiest, slimiest, elitist ass people 🤔
So?
Its good to see that people still like metal! Its kinda rare these days
2:13
,,This man just gotta go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged ,,Don't you try to do this, please?"
*STOP*
There's porn about Aladin being blown by Hercules
Maria De Las Lucias Really?!? Can you put a link, I'm generally interested in where that's gonna pan out.
Nah gay porn is fine my dude
@@amirfarghaly5303 gayporn is so fucked. What u want to vomit on ur fuckin conputer?
@@halo-7797 guess we found the homophobe
@@halo-7797 wtf how is that fucked and disgusting
You remind me of JonTron. The universe has blessed us with a talented content creator/vocalist.
Content-wise, reminds me of fluffytalks
Glad Sorrow does not support ethnic cleansing like JonTron does. :D
"Oh, Jontron is a nazi. Oh no you are so smart."
oh great here comes the SJWs
Yes, we can do the Jon memes again, but without a nazi!
They aren’t just fans of metal, they are metal...
...cuz they’re in Metallica.
Jack Mumey Kirk and James
OHHHHHHHH
man iPreferChicken I wish I knew of a picture of Cliff Burton with a dog, would make my day.
Given the context, shouldn't Genie singing "Friend Like Me" be a little, y'know... Muffled?
play this whole video at at .5 speed for the full chills experience
Lmao I dont know anyone in mexico who even celebrates cinco de mayo.
(Mexican)
Plainiack i'm brazillian and i don't celebrate carnaval either
YOU, my friend. Mano para de falar bosta na internet. We do celebrate it actually, it's all over the news when it happens. Don't talk like you represent brazil.
social people celebrate carnaval, don' t act as if brazillians don't love carnaval!
i’m american and i celebrate national burger day
Some Random Human I'm American and I celebrate national Anorexic day. It's a year long celebration that I celebrated last year but I'm not doing it this year
The intro, I like how he knows it’s porn
Oh nooo, they took away the song in the beginning :( stoopid copyright, I bet Robin Williams wouldn’t mind his song being used by such talented voice actor
@@mxdnxght_moor UMG takes shit that don't belong to them *sigh*