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  • @gillymean
    @gillymean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6702

    Those “real mother” posts are made by women who had a child in highschool and it just ended up becoming their personality

    • @DementedGodsend
      @DementedGodsend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      That's the most accurate shit I've ever read

    • @erinistryingherbest
      @erinistryingherbest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      This could be in Rare insults

    • @anakruger2412
      @anakruger2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Yeah, my mom had to have a c-section because my twin brother was having issues where he could have died in the womb and they had to pull us out 3 months early. She barely slept while we were sick due to being literally 3 months premature. If that's not a real mom then I don't know what is.

    • @holhorse4642
      @holhorse4642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      The "real mother doesn't have 1 child" post was from someone called John

    • @kevlingcustomtitantrons9375
      @kevlingcustomtitantrons9375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      The poster's name @ 9:06 is john montgommery, it's not even a female lmaooo. Wtf is he gatekeeping for??

  • @sora1498
    @sora1498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3578

    "i killed 50 people, what are you in for?"
    me: "i went trick or treating at the age of 13"
    *slides over in pure fear*

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      han jisung enthusiast Just glad I live somewhere where trick and treating is a rare occurence

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Queen Quizia oh my God I can totally relate

    • @masterof4elements826
      @masterof4elements826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ya wanna...(looks around)...fun sized pack of Sour Patch Kids

    • @faz-guard9392
      @faz-guard9392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I kinda have this mentality when it comes to Halloween. XD

    • @pillote1584
      @pillote1584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Queen Quizia the MAD LAD

  • @shortforedible
    @shortforedible 5 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    8:37
    are you telling me that women become mothers
    and then claim to be mothers
    *wild*

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      how ridiculous of them. i can’t believe this

    • @lordtoast2743
      @lordtoast2743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look at the persons name it’s not even a mom

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lord Toast
      IM-

    • @mfkrmaggot2755
      @mfkrmaggot2755 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats fukin wild bro

    • @The_Stumbler
      @The_Stumbler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are mothers and there are people who gave birth. Not everyone is suited to giving love and care. There are people who have killed their children not on accident.

  • @casperwashere
    @casperwashere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    Sorrow’s “dirty, dirty snowboarders” comment made me think of a forbidden romance type story between a skier and snowboarder taking place at a lodge that’s banned snowboarding.

    • @tsundilemma9952
      @tsundilemma9952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Tempted to write this...

    • @sinistrality7883
      @sinistrality7883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Romeo and Juliet but it's between Snowboarders and Skiiers.

    • @BOW4THECAMERA
      @BOW4THECAMERA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i know this comment is 5 months old but holy shit you're onto something

    • @SamualN
      @SamualN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tsundilemma9952 did you ever write anything?

    • @tsundilemma9952
      @tsundilemma9952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SamualN Oh my god I forgot about this comment...Sadly not.

  • @spiderf8d901
    @spiderf8d901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2499

    The C secion one makes me upset. My mom was in car crash and her bones healed incorrectly so she can't have kids naturally, she had to have an emergency C section in order for me to live. Does that not make her a mother?

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      My mom had to have a C-section so that I wouldn't be choked to death but she's not a "real mom"

    • @YogoBites
      @YogoBites 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Spider F8d in my opinion that makes her the realest mother ever

    • @alejandro-xr8vq
      @alejandro-xr8vq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      for real, my mom had a c-section because I was too big but I guess deciding not to risking either of our lives makes her a fake mom

    • @spiderf8d901
      @spiderf8d901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@DingDingTheTH-camBuddy Because it's surgical procedure and can lead to complications.

    • @alejandro-xr8vq
      @alejandro-xr8vq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@DingDingTheTH-camBuddy hey wait, nice name

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    Imagine being born in the 90’s
    This post way made by 1900, 1910,1920, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 2000, 2010 gang

    • @gabrienpopplewell834
      @gabrienpopplewell834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Just think of being born in the 20th or 21th century this was made by 1800's gang.

    • @robs6856
      @robs6856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Consider being born in modern history.
      Pre-modern history gang.

    • @hibiscuspuddle
      @hibiscuspuddle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Imagine being born after the big bang.
      this was made by the Universe not expanding gang.

    • @fursuits
      @fursuits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Imagine being born
      This post was made by gang

    • @mr.wilson4360
      @mr.wilson4360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Imagine all the people
      Living for the day

  • @outtakefiend6839
    @outtakefiend6839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

    Only humans can relate:
    Having two legs
    Not having feathers

    • @EliF-kk2in
      @EliF-kk2in 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Ah fuck, I have feathers. I guess I'm not a human 🤷‍♀️

    • @maeam
      @maeam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      (Looks at myself, with my two legs, not having feathers)
      Behold, A man!

    • @imbion6965
      @imbion6965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      (Unveils the basket, a shaved chicken lies underneath)
      *BEHOLD, A MAN!*

    • @eliasg8246
      @eliasg8246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Kangaroos: Darn it.

    • @automobilership9888
      @automobilership9888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Plato: FeAtHeRlEsS BiPeD
      Diogenes: ....wack

  • @maxdaae
    @maxdaae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1447

    "If you don't want to get pee on your hand then you're not ready to be a mother"
    Not everyone who needs a pregnancy test is trying for a baby.

    • @yonneye2427
      @yonneye2427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Mary Irey. Some people who aren’t ready for a baby and are worried about their actions in the last few weeks, probably would take a pregnancy test to make sure. Of course you aren’t going to see an ad with people being happy about a negative test, the ad is supposed to make the product seam as great as possible and would not want to put in any serious subjects that could dampen the profit margin.

    • @toadtoad5377
      @toadtoad5377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this needs more likes

    • @rowancook4369
      @rowancook4369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@yonneye2427 It'd be kinda funny for a birth control ad to show a couple being happy about a negative pregnancy test, though.

    • @lapislazarus8899
      @lapislazarus8899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I took a pregnancy test to see that I needed an abortion. Also, I've worked in animal care for decades, so I've gotten plenty of pee, etc on me.

    • @sinistrality7883
      @sinistrality7883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      im sure half of those who do test, wish for the opposite

  • @jeannietraverso903
    @jeannietraverso903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2451

    "Real mothers push through it all!" And my mother would have pushed out a dead baby.

    • @braxaculee
      @braxaculee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Jeannie Traverso world would be better that way

    • @braxaculee
      @braxaculee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Jk lol

    • @jeannietraverso903
      @jeannietraverso903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      @@braxaculee No, no, I think you're onto something here.

    • @greenishbean7904
      @greenishbean7904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chonkey man ...unless?

    • @pillote1584
      @pillote1584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Im c section

  • @wannablovedgottabloved
    @wannablovedgottabloved 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4177

    imagine actually telling women to die instead of getting a c-section.

    • @THEPELADOMASTER
      @THEPELADOMASTER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      "Well ma'am, you have a choice to make. On one hand, the baby is not in the right position to come out naturally, and furthermore, the umbilical cord is wrapped around the neck, so we should do a c-section. On the other hand, you won't be a real mother if you want your child to survive the birth"

    • @wannablovedgottabloved
      @wannablovedgottabloved 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      quality addition

    • @thehorrorsilk
      @thehorrorsilk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      My uterus burst open during labor with my baby and they had to do a c section to save both of us. But yeah, I hear this shit a lot honestly. Why can't people mind their own business? 😂

    • @wannablovedgottabloved
      @wannablovedgottabloved 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@thehorrorsilk oh no! i'm glad you're both okay!

    • @yeetasaurusrex1422
      @yeetasaurusrex1422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gibuscubed who? Is he a relative or a friend or a friend of a someone you know. Tell us

  • @hewhomainsness9189
    @hewhomainsness9189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2284

    TO BE A _REAL MAN_ MEANS TO BE AS *MISERABLE AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.*

    • @ObligatoryBook
      @ObligatoryBook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Which then means you can be a total ass to everyone else. That way they’ll become *Real Men* too.

    • @KicsiFloo
      @KicsiFloo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      My country's culture in a nutshell. 🤦

    • @zappook7735
      @zappook7735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm the manliest of all of you with that logic

    • @nkirukaj2384
      @nkirukaj2384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Being happy is “gay”

    • @YogoBites
      @YogoBites 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I QUESS I THE REALIST FUCKING MAN IN THE DAMN WORLD!

  • @ProneTurtle
    @ProneTurtle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    “Every generation imagines itself as smarter than the one before it, and wiser than the one after.”
    -George Orwell

  • @GRAHFXENO
    @GRAHFXENO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1918

    Coworker with 7 kids, in a condescending voice, during a BBQ at my house: "Must be nice being single, with NO kids and buying whatever you want, whenever you want"
    Me: "correct"

    • @stoicwolf7376
      @stoicwolf7376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      It’s like they hate their kids or something. You freaking signed up for it when you started pumping out babies. They cost time, money, and energy, and it’s up to the person to decide if they want to devote that much to bring new humans into the world.

    • @petrichor446
      @petrichor446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@stoicwolf7376 Sadly they usually do hate their kids. They end becoming narcissistic and start to rebrand their hate to being just fine due to them the fact that they had kids means that they can do whatever they want to them, since they "have" to deal with them and the kids should be greatful for anything they do.

    • @melvinshaw7574
      @melvinshaw7574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      It's like those people who ask for money and when you turn them down say "You're single and don't have children, you have no reason to be broke".

    • @07kamichamakarin
      @07kamichamakarin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Jealousy alert on that co-worker

    • @cas6174
      @cas6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      yeah and then they talk about their kids to their friends about how awful they are and how they wish that they didn’t have them

  • @ZacMio
    @ZacMio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3161

    The worst kind of gatekeeping is gatekeeping human emotions

    • @zephyrite_5049
      @zephyrite_5049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      My Dick is unbelievably small, but your username is fucking golden

    • @Filipokerface
      @Filipokerface 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@zephyrite_5049 whoopsies.

    • @josephstalin7458
      @josephstalin7458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You don't know gatekeeping until your emotions have been gatekept.

    • @BulkBogan
      @BulkBogan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah thats ttue

    • @pixelprobably7672
      @pixelprobably7672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ha ha ha!

  • @jkattack2640
    @jkattack2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

    As someone who's skiied yearly for the last decade, I can confirm that putting on normal shoes after taking off skii boots is better than sex.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      God isn't it though? I would add having a wee when you're busting. Aah, the relief...

    • @james_big_balla3002
      @james_big_balla3002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey how tf do you nut while pissing

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@james_big_balla3002 You need to separate your pleasures, friend. They're better like that.

    • @friezathenonceslayer8200
      @friezathenonceslayer8200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@james_big_balla3002 you have to achieve ultimate inner peace with your mind body and nature only then will you be ready

    • @james_big_balla3002
      @james_big_balla3002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey didn’t answer my question

  • @pickeruppers
    @pickeruppers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    That “ not a real mother” one pissed me off. My mom had me with a C Section and didn’t make it through. I want to see the woman who said that give birth to a dead baby and tell me if being a “fake” mother seems any better now.

    • @Nebularicnoodles
      @Nebularicnoodles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah I HAD to be C-sectioned otherwise my mom would die. It’s gross that someone would be comfortable posting that

    • @redskeletonart238
      @redskeletonart238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My nephew had to be C-sectioned because my sister stopped dilating at like 7cm, and my sister was really distraught over the fact that it was the only way as she was worried for her and her son’s safety. Those women that think vaginal birth is the only valid kind of birth know absolutely nothing about the science of carrying and birthing a child. Sometimes shit goes awry, and it’s not like anyone can help it when that happens. It just happens, and quite often, unfortunately.

    • @sunflowerscout
      @sunflowerscout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      my brother wouldn't of survived and my mom had the risk of getting severe hurt if neither of us were c sectioned. also my aunt was (is?) one of those "really mommy" people and she c sectioned both of her kids as well.

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Nebularicnoodles same my mom nearly died because of preclamsia

    • @thetea4093
      @thetea4093 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly! They also don’t get that C sections are apparently (I wouldn’t know personally) much more painful than a vaginal birth

  • @ElanoreHour
    @ElanoreHour 5 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Ooh man, that pregnancy test lady is in for a life shattering shock when she finds out not everyone whose taking the test is hoping to be a mother.

    • @petrescuework-difficultcas6581
      @petrescuework-difficultcas6581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's more like everyone who is taking the test at least had sex and thinks something with his contraception might have gone wrong or didn't use contraception at all. People who take the test and don't want to be a mother, really should reevaluate their contraception method and their way of approaching *not* to get pregnant.

    • @someonerandom1119
      @someonerandom1119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@petrescuework-difficultcas6581 some people have no choice: I.e. people who have gotten raped. A woman has no choice about contraception if she is given no choice :)

    • @petrescuework-difficultcas6581
      @petrescuework-difficultcas6581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@someonerandom1119 I was talking about the general women, where no crime is involved, that live in modern societies where contraception is a common thing.

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@petrescuework-difficultcas6581 Gonna burst your bubble here and tell you that contraceptions sometimes fail. Condoms rip, you cant be on birth control continuously. Be safe and test it once in a while just to be safe.

    • @petrescuework-difficultcas6581
      @petrescuework-difficultcas6581 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CrazyDutchguys I'm on birth control for over 16 years now continuously, I never had a "fail" or any sideeffect from it. The people I know that had birth control fails all didn't use the contraception pills right, like using it with antibiotics and still thinking it will work, like having sex after vomiting out the birth control pills and expecting it to work, like having diarrhea and still expecting the pill to work.
      If you read the instructions, you will understand what you need to do in those cases.
      When you take contraceptive pills, you can always double prep with a condom (which you should always do if you don't know the partner well enough). There is no way that both these methods, which are extremely safe on their own, will fail simultaneously.
      And yes, condoms can rip. Especially if you handle them wrong, poke through them with long fingernails, rip open the wrapper with your teeth, let it touch a zipper of the jeans, etc.
      If a condom rips and you aren't on any other birth control, the doctor can still give you a pill that works as a delayed birthcontrol. You just have to go to the doctor asap as there is limited time to step in action.
      If you just sit at home, look at the ripped condom, think "Well that sucks" and cry about it, that won't prevent a pregnancy.
      Now I know that not all people do have access to birth control or medical care. I am talking about the general Western population that is technically able to buy condoms, birth control pills and visit doctors.

  • @crust4745
    @crust4745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    “I’m not vegan, I’m... depressed “ I’ve never heard something more relatable

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You and me both brother :/
      Good luck fighting it with your sharp whit (and hopefully a large stick too!)

    • @lunarequine7734
      @lunarequine7734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m both vegan and depressed.

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lunarequine7734 Oh look! A vegan who wants to let other people know that they're vegan! What are the odds?!

    • @crust4745
      @crust4745 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Average Person Who used to be a random person. I didn’t even see your comment. I didn’t know you could gatekeep being depressed.

    • @crust4745
      @crust4745 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Average Person Who used to be a random person. Lol. Hey great minds think alike :)

  • @savions4005
    @savions4005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    I absolutely hate it when people gatekeep depression. Just because you have things and might be in a better living situation than another person doesn’t devalue you’re sadness and suffering. That’s not how depression works

    • @hareema4442
      @hareema4442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah but I'm extremely self absorbed and I can't grasp the concept of people having a different mindset and worldview than me so how can I make myself feel superior to other people without devaluing their experiences?

    • @2DReanimation
      @2DReanimation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes, and in the case of a sportsman, his parents / social pressures might have pushed him into something that he was good at, but wasn't his real calling. Feeling good about what you do in life is essential to not be depressed.

    • @viljamivonguggenheim2157
      @viljamivonguggenheim2157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "That's not how depression works" Exactly, that's how mafia works

    • @supermario12295
      @supermario12295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Did you just gatekeep gatekeeping

    • @ploetkopf
      @ploetkopf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@supermario12295 god damnit

  • @Lillpixeychic
    @Lillpixeychic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    My daughter died... and let me tell you greif is greif. Some people grieve the same over loosing a dog as I did over my baby. There is no shame in this and we should provide them love and compassion! Let’s show humanity to those who suffer and end their pain because they don’t deserve to suffer more.

    • @pinkcashmeres
      @pinkcashmeres 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Ariel Harmony I’m so sorry for your loss.

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sorry for your loss..

    • @romantic_hippie
      @romantic_hippie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    • @Hypie582
      @Hypie582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      rest in peace.

    • @kat_rebrand
      @kat_rebrand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rest in peace

  • @clown6799
    @clown6799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2730

    Only humans can relate
    -breathing 😂💁‍♀️💨
    -drinking water 💦 💀
    -eating food 😱👌😂

    • @JL-ot1kg
      @JL-ot1kg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      "Breathing" cant relate lol

    • @SpookyScarletShadow
      @SpookyScarletShadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Ah crap. I don’t eat, I photosynthesize!

    • @foreveralone2152
      @foreveralone2152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ah man, I don’t really eat. I filter feed!

    • @mr.janedoe9967
      @mr.janedoe9967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm an isopod and I can relate

    • @garf79
      @garf79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Um excuuuuuuse me!!!! That's mammalphobic! It should be only mammals relate not humans!!!!!! 😤😤😤😤😤 You disgust me 🤬

  • @kurlykayla9013
    @kurlykayla9013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    4:18 To the childbirth gatekeeper, my mom had c-sections for both me and my sister. Both times we were late, and both times, we were too large to be birthed vaginally, otherwise, we would have killed our mom. Both times, she was in labor for twice the average time of mothers who give birth vaginally. Both times, she opted to remain awake as they sliced her abdomen open so she could see her kids' first moments in the world. And both times she remained in the hospital for 3 weeks after due to longer recovery time, risk of infection, and extensive pain. So don't talk about c-section moms being unable to "push through it all". By all accounts, she went through more shit than you did. Twice. At the end of the day, child birth, whether caesarian or otherwise, is fucking brutal and badass, and all moms should be celebrated for it.

    • @cowhouse1850
      @cowhouse1850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Kurly Kayla are you gatekeeping gatekeeping while gatekeeping

    • @RnKProductionsCo
      @RnKProductionsCo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gatekeeper of gatekeeping

    • @kurlykayla9013
      @kurlykayla9013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@cowhouse1850 Maybe so. Wasn't my intention though lol

    • @GlenTropile
      @GlenTropile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, a lot of these people probably smoked and drank while pregnant so they are used to regular sized children, let alone larger ones.

    • @GlenTropile
      @GlenTropile 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kurlykayla9013 I'm a dose of your own medicine, fight fire with double fire kind of dude, so I like your style.

  • @iceypino1086
    @iceypino1086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    As a C-section baby I am pissed at that comment as my mother could’ve died if there weren’t c-sections

    • @pinkcashmeres
      @pinkcashmeres 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Same here, people are so fucking insensitive.

    • @MedicFromTF2_REAL
      @MedicFromTF2_REAL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same with my brother

    • @_ralph9524
      @_ralph9524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Weird flex but ok

    • @amandasutton3717
      @amandasutton3717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Same. My older brother and I were both C-sections because our Mom is a tiny woman and Dad is a big dude with a higher birth weight. We were too big for our Mom! It would have been unsafe to push us out!

    • @ieatspaghettiwhenimsad.2159
      @ieatspaghettiwhenimsad.2159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too. C-Section baby here

  • @kabobawsome
    @kabobawsome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Quick note on that cigarettes one: It's actually really important to celebrate those small steps when it comes to addiction. There's a reason that AA has a badge for 24 hours and anyone experienced with AA (whether helping out or going through the program) call it the most important one.

  • @5ry7646hk
    @5ry7646hk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

    (At a job interview)
    Interviewer: do you have a criminal record?
    Teen: yes one misdemeanor
    Interviewer: may I ask what for?
    Teen: ...trick or treating

    • @randomduck8679
      @randomduck8679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Lila Bisson Interviewer: Get out of my office

    • @theunicorn1167
      @theunicorn1167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Random Duck
      Interviewer thinking: D I S G U S T A N G

    • @lonerlink1993
      @lonerlink1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Criminal records wouldn't show a misdemeanor..

    • @hrianboyer928
      @hrianboyer928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loner Link what about jail time

    • @lonerlink1993
      @lonerlink1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hrianboyer928 hmm idk, i usually just had to tell them about my felonies.

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Born in 1999: Yeah man, _I remember the birth of the universe_

    • @terraxgaming4117
      @terraxgaming4117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      31/12/1999 @ 11:59 pm to be exact

    • @ralseibutitsacat8169
      @ralseibutitsacat8169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      2000 kids: i don't

    • @Que_Drum
      @Que_Drum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Terrax Gaming 11:59:59

    • @projectboy5409
      @projectboy5409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember the memory before my first memory. Darkness

    • @Ari_C
      @Ari_C 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also born in 1999: _I remember when there was just random atoms/parts of atoms flying through the emptiness waiting to collide_

  • @dylanwilliams1934
    @dylanwilliams1934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Excuse me, who gave *YOU* the right to make another r/gatekeeping video? A *TRUE* reddit youtuber has done all the subreddits first. SHAMEFUL.

  • @Tuskor130
    @Tuskor130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    4:53 I think the best part about this is how upset he made the voice, like the manual driver is on the verge of tears

    • @manwhatdoiputhere
      @manwhatdoiputhere ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it sounded more like a car to show how he and the machine are one

  • @TheBigD.O
    @TheBigD.O 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1128

    4:18 my mother had a c-section because my umbilical cord kept wrapping around my neck, if she were to keep pushing, I would be dead.
    Is that a nice image? You're welcome.

    • @sleepy.dreamer
      @sleepy.dreamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      that’s awful😔 i’m so happy you’re alive!💕☀️

    • @jillyrs
      @jillyrs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Ah! A fellow C-section baby! Personally I was facing up and outwards. Happy that you're alive!

    • @offwhitesage3903
      @offwhitesage3903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jillyrs wait what, so like this -> or ^ this
      |

    • @jillyrs
      @jillyrs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@offwhitesage3903 Both I believe, that's what my mom told me at least.

    • @offwhitesage3903
      @offwhitesage3903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jillyrs crazy my mom said she did it standing up so my moms pretty hardcore

  • @GameBearCartridge
    @GameBearCartridge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    i can't even hear the word misdemeanor without thinking "mister meaner"

    • @derkreuzritter6789
      @derkreuzritter6789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @forgottenplanet1429
      @forgottenplanet1429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mister Meaner A Salt

    • @Zoe.m.
      @Zoe.m. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Raedbyr as much as I find it funny fuck you because now that's the only way I'll hear it from now on lol.

    • @ssimon64
      @ssimon64 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shit that's hilarious

    • @ros9764
      @ros9764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you don't hear "mister meaner" when they say the word "misdemeanor" you're not a real person.
      P.S. That was a "r/gatekeeping" joke if you didn't get that

  • @J-D03
    @J-D03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    Only 90's kids have the hability to recall past events of their life.

    • @solarblitz4524
      @solarblitz4524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hability

    • @smolbirb1035
      @smolbirb1035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *h a b i l i t y*

    • @theoreticalphysics3644
      @theoreticalphysics3644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I remember things when the tree start talking to me

    • @squircle976
      @squircle976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Habibi

    • @J-D03
      @J-D03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@solarblitz4524
      *oof*
      ability is written with an h in my native language. I always forget it's not like that in english. *happens to me every single time*

  • @blueskylark9965
    @blueskylark9965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    2:57 this is honestly pretty ableist towards dyslexic and people with other reading and vision problems. Like audio books are a godsend,

    • @digilici951
      @digilici951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      also people with attention problems. i have adhd and audiobooks are so much easier to focus on than physical paper books

    • @marigoldbells9581
      @marigoldbells9581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And blind people lmao

  • @ascendedcat260
    @ascendedcat260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    Me: What are you in for?
    Prisoner: I killed a man, you?
    Me: ...I went trick or treating after 12
    Prisoner: *scoots away*

    • @Haishi-is-a-mess
      @Haishi-is-a-mess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      a s c e n d e d c a t underrated comment

    • @bigmounchi
      @bigmounchi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Underrated as all hell.

    • @THEPELADOMASTER
      @THEPELADOMASTER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The criminal be like "you *monster* "

    • @Owbe1
      @Owbe1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      a s c e n d e d c a t
      Cops: THIS MAN IS INSANE ,TO THE SOLITARY CONFINEMENT YOU BEAST

    • @MrScateboy
      @MrScateboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a s c e n d e d c a t dude would yeet you right in the head with a sock lock 🔒

  • @legokangaroo5010
    @legokangaroo5010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Uh gatekeeping is so stupid.
    If you haven't been gatekeeping since before the 2000s you don't even know how to gatekeep lol

    • @GriethDay
      @GriethDay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LEGO KANGAROO Lol!

    • @archer5307
      @archer5307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean before the 1990s

    • @blakey9869
      @blakey9869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean before the 1800's

    • @mkmasterthreesixfive
      @mkmasterthreesixfive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Only real Squag know how fence door holding. Squag know better. Grog no know how real fence door hold.

    • @SergeantMild
      @SergeantMild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EXCUSE ME? You OBVIOUSLY don't know ANYTHING about gatekeeping. REAL gatekeeping involves keeping the ENEMY INFANTRY out of the GATES. If you haven'y been gatekeeping since AT LEAST the Siege of Abel-beth-maachah then you're not a REAL gatekeeper.

  • @jinsmusicconcepts9479
    @jinsmusicconcepts9479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    My first response to "audiobooks aren't real books"
    "So you're saying that, unless they read Braile, visually impaired people can't be readers?"
    Welp. Lots of assholes in r/gatekeeping, but. Wow. That stood out to me.

    • @ayellowpapercrown6750
      @ayellowpapercrown6750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Exactly what I told myself as someone with low vision I was like shit I’ve never "read" a book in my whole life now

    • @butterflyutonium1661
      @butterflyutonium1661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      My older sister is dyslexic, audiobooks are great for people who have difficulty reading for any reason. Or for people who just like to listen to things.

    • @jinsmusicconcepts9479
      @jinsmusicconcepts9479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@butterflyutonium1661 That's fair enough! Anyone who listens to audiobooks is, in the respect that they take in the material, a reader, even if they don't want to or have trouble physically reading.

    • @allydef
      @allydef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My grandma read her entire life until she was blind. So she listened to books via audio. Guess she wasn’t a real reader after all (/s)

    • @homohits1
      @homohits1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My girlfriend is an author but apparently she hasn't read a book in her entire life

  • @DevTook
    @DevTook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Two years later and I still don't understand how being vegan has ANYTHING to do with feminism.
    Also, Sorrow TV, you have beautiful eyes. Hope you're doing well bro!

    • @ablancer3582
      @ablancer3582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That’s one thing people like to do. Comparing things that aren’t in the slightest related to each other.

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@LostSkyrimNoob Beef pizzle

    • @disasterbi8610
      @disasterbi8610 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ablancer3582 Ok let me do this slow.... Milk is for baby cows. To take the milk for yourself, you have to artificially inseminate the cow, then take her baby away. And repeat. Female animal reproduction abuse IS a real issue. Unsurprisingly, it's only female humans who seem to give a shït.

    • @naluzoniro
      @naluzoniro ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The idea, I think, is that in patriarchy men exploit women (for sex and domestic labor) and animals (for meat, leather, etc), and I guess you could draw interesting parallels between those, but a few vegan-feminist extremists have decided these two are 100% the same.

  • @Hermioneisawsome123
    @Hermioneisawsome123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Honestly, the phrase "I'm not vegan, I'm depressed" is just a whole ass mood.

  • @djoctolingdcs5065
    @djoctolingdcs5065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Imagine being refused work somewhere beacause you have trick or treating on your criminal record

    • @mikeholcomb9013
      @mikeholcomb9013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DJOctoling DCS if someone calls the police for trick or treating older than 12 I hope the person who called them gets in trouble because it’s such a stupid thing to call the police about.

  • @sadgemoggy
    @sadgemoggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    2:16
    What the hell does feminism have to do with being vegan??

    • @christianroberts5503
      @christianroberts5503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      ØnyxLoaf ._ abortion rights for cows

    • @SOMNIUM.
      @SOMNIUM. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@christianroberts5503
      What in the soggy pancake?!

    • @isaacthered
      @isaacthered 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      aNIMAls CAn be FEMALe

    • @inkypunk
      @inkypunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Feminist vegans or vegan feminists, whatever the term is, argue that female animals are more heavily exploited since the dairy and egg industry relates directly to their reproductive capabilities. Hens are kept in cramped cages for their eggs and will be killed if they don't produce them. Cows are artificially inseminated in so called "rape racks" and then have their calves removed so that humans can take the milk instead.
      It's not wrong per se, but it ignores the fact that male chicks get unceremoniously thrown into industrial meat grinders and male calves also experience terrible conditions in factory farms if they're not culled first.
      Not a vegan btw, just against massive factory farms.

    • @sadgemoggy
      @sadgemoggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Ms Inkypunk
      Ah that makes sense

  • @StarstormAnimations
    @StarstormAnimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Only guitar players understand the pain of dropping your picks."
    Ah yes, nobody but a guitarist could understand the pain of *dropping things on the floor.*

    • @pokefan7446
      @pokefan7446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The pain of dropping a very thin object on the floor.
      Totally *can’t* relate as someone who used to collect trading cards.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4169

    Only 90s kids will remember this video.

    • @ineedabreak6063
      @ineedabreak6063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      How to properly clean your metal computer Fuck? What was this again?

    • @mena860
      @mena860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      On the bright side I'll have an infinite amount of entertainment

    • @gene4438
      @gene4438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What video?

    • @billygranzow1331
      @billygranzow1331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Only 90s kids are allowed to watch this video

    • @creathechiboi
      @creathechiboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mhm

  • @grahamausdal1812
    @grahamausdal1812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    "I'm not vegan. I'm... depressed"
    There it is

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *WHOOP! THERE IT IS!*
      *WHOOP! THERE IT IS!*

    • @snaw3237
      @snaw3237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where is the difference?

  • @heckintrashgobbler1386
    @heckintrashgobbler1386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    _Are you gatekeeping being saaaad?_

  • @zomgmadii
    @zomgmadii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "i'm not vegan. i'm depressed."
    THAT'S A MOOD

    • @spugintrntl
      @spugintrntl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This calls for cookies and almond milk.

    • @WhoIsJaiK
      @WhoIsJaiK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he actually wasn’t joking.😭I’m binge watching his videos because he doesn’t upload anymore (he said he would) I thinking it’s a joke everytime he mentioned something like that in a video. But he posted in a community tab the reason why he has this long pause was because of this depression.

  • @TheGhostlyAxe
    @TheGhostlyAxe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Don't call yourself a “dancer” unless you've flossed in front of 1,000 new yorkers

    • @neth7826
      @neth7826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Youre not a real dancer unless you havent seen enough movement

    • @Albus_Rex
      @Albus_Rex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _Flosses in your path_

    • @ammwalks13
      @ammwalks13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      is this *bemorechill*

    • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
      @Kiss_My_Aspergers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PSA: Flossing is very bad for your knees, please do not do it.
      Signed,
      Someone with really shitty knees who knows how much it sucks to have shitty knees and doesn't want anyone else to give themselves shitty knee issues

    • @cjck1344
      @cjck1344 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

  • @discatded
    @discatded 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    "This guy has my body, and I'm not vegan. I'm....
    Depressed"
    That's a b i g m o o d

    • @panpan3303
      @panpan3303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The two genders.

    • @cheeselord3655
      @cheeselord3655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@panpan3303 Wait... I thought they were races

    • @Diabelek666
      @Diabelek666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What am I if I'm both, vegan and depressed? 🤔🤔

  • @boopboopbopbop3725
    @boopboopbopbop3725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    In regards to the Facebook post about c-sections:
    My sister developed in the womb with her umbilical chord wrapped around her neck. If my mother gave birth naturally she would have asphyxiated and died. She was born through c-section. I had to be born through c-section as well because of the risk of re-opening the previous c-section wound during natural birth. Don’t tell me that my mother making a conscious decision to let her child live makes her fail as a mother.

    • @Matt_10203
      @Matt_10203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Agreed, that whole post made no fucking sense.

    • @TheCalmPsycho
      @TheCalmPsycho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I actually came out of the womb with the cord around my neck and almost died, apparently the actual doctor was a complete ass hat, said he didn't have time for my mother and let the new nurse handle it all while he went to deal with another patient. Probably why I am such an idiot, though, lost half my brain in that incident.

    • @ylimestevens
      @ylimestevens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My mum had 23 hours of labour and I was either the wrong way round or trapped in some way so I was born through c section. If getting the child out safely and healthily is failing as a mother then idk... :/

    • @SarahBevElizabeth
      @SarahBevElizabeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Almost half of all babies have the cord wrapped around them... it *can* be dangerous but it isn’t always. Honestly c-sections have their dangers too so it’s just the mothers choice I guess?

    • @heemmage
      @heemmage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheCalmPsycho Woah me too, (besides the losing brain part). I came out the womb with a blue face because I was being strangled and the doctor apparently offered for my dad to cut the umbilical cord. I'm legit apparently just blue and suffocating. Ass hat doctors smh.

  • @roadtriiip
    @roadtriiip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    imagine the audiobook woman talking to someone with dyslexia. it'd be like a car crash

  • @daypsiequartz
    @daypsiequartz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    My little brother was a c-section because of health complications. My mom isn’t a “real mom” because SHE LITERALLY GOT SLICED OPEN TO SAVE HER SON.
    Right.

    • @Bellatocci
      @Bellatocci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So was my little brother

    • @tristanyokom1542
      @tristanyokom1542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So was I. It's not actually as uncommon as people think

    • @kayleeglasser2007
      @kayleeglasser2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My kid was gonna come out ass first and suffocate if I didn’t get sliced open. Guess I’m not a real mom

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If you didn't die during childbirth, you're not a real mother.

    • @chippydippy1530
      @chippydippy1530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kayleeglasser2007 Same situation for my mom with me actually. I refused to turn.

  • @Haishi-is-a-mess
    @Haishi-is-a-mess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Ah, the 90s, back when I wasn’t alive. Nostalgia.

    • @tacocat5451
      @tacocat5451 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @disanders817
      @disanders817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Truly a far happier time for myself and all who would come to know me

    • @abvvi3319
      @abvvi3319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yeah I remember that.

    • @tacocat5451
      @tacocat5451 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Armyyy

    • @deeznuts9749
      @deeznuts9749 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaooo same😂😂😂

  • @purplegarlic1710
    @purplegarlic1710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    “Hey what are you in for?”
    “I murdered countless families and burned buildings.”
    “And how about you kid?”
    “I went trick or treating past 8:00
    “You monster”
    edit: who that’s a lotta likes thanks :)

    • @toothpickprovider2614
      @toothpickprovider2614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *at trial*
      What? 13 AND past 8:00? PUT HIM IN THE SLAMMER. No questions asked.

    • @Shwifte
      @Shwifte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@toothpickprovider2614 That's at least 20 years, no bargaining.

  • @Syrange13
    @Syrange13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love the pregnancy test one because not being ready to be a mother is 1 of the 2 reasons people get pregnancy tests in the first place

  • @graceddiegallagher
    @graceddiegallagher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    You have beautiful eyes Sorrow TV.

    • @losingjolla
      @losingjolla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Connor Hamilton I agree

  • @khulouddierie5596
    @khulouddierie5596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    If your dad hasn’t been gone for six years to the grocery store to get you milk for your cereal
    Is he really your dad?

    • @ketangle
      @ketangle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smeer no

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If an average human male takes 30 minutes to go grocery shopping, why did my dad take 11 years?

    • @thehonestorange713
      @thehonestorange713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he's just not black that's a joke btw

    • @degeneratesquid5873
      @degeneratesquid5873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@huntintox2757 that's nothing mines doesnt EvEn eXSiSt!
      Im still in the womb btw

    • @fragreaper529
      @fragreaper529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I may have done something wrong, hrs been gone for 10 years

  • @Roxanneredpanda
    @Roxanneredpanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Back in my beard 90s vegan kids remember depressed real men become a nostalgic mother gamer liberal

    • @yusuf_kizilkaya
      @yusuf_kizilkaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      omg so relatable especially when you have a lot actually done for a few years but it is not playing well for me but it was just the first thing that I was thinking about when I first saw it on TV but it wasn't really a bad idea to be honest with the audience

    • @acedv6134
      @acedv6134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      RELATABLE HAHA STUPID KIDS NOW A DAYS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND GET IT KNOW REMEMBER

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I feel like I had a stroke reading this

    • @SaintSC05
      @SaintSC05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What the fuck did I just read?

    • @littlemissunoriginal4337
      @littlemissunoriginal4337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I almost had a stroke reading that

  • @Karlyle7
    @Karlyle7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    " I'm one with the machine" took me out 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gibbo7695
    @gibbo7695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    2:40 what if you have difficulty reading. Or maybe you listen to audio books instead of reading them because some people could be, you know 🅱️Lℹ️ND

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Braille, but also what if you want to DO SHIT while you read?

    • @Brevsummers5497
      @Brevsummers5497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I looks like you spelt blind in emojis to not offend blind people lol

    • @cami_cosmos
      @cami_cosmos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They gotta get better eyes if they wanna be apart of the book reading community

    • @ohsweatbret
      @ohsweatbret 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Get out of here with those excuses! If you were a true reader and fan you you would pay millions of dollars for experimental eye surgery!

    • @welchsgum7195
      @welchsgum7195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yeah also i have adhd and dyslexia so sometimes i can't sit down and read but a good audiobook is something i can listen to while running

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    4:35 ...How stupid do you have to be to not realize that, sometimes, the baby just physically will not fit out the normal exit?

    • @atomicwinter31
      @atomicwinter31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Like the fat dude that always gets stuck in a mcdonalds' doorway.

    • @Raines_Railway
      @Raines_Railway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@atomicwinter31 OOF

    • @altijdmarley3383
      @altijdmarley3383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yes or maybe the baby’s heart rate dropped dangerously and they had to get it out quickly before it died

    • @franl155
      @franl155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Every smug bitcherina who thinks that their ability to pop out babies like shelling peas somehow makes them superior.
      What next? "Anyone who has surgical intervention to save their life can't call themselves a REAL person"

    • @ricardomilos5774
      @ricardomilos5774 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reddit

  • @RadioSilver27
    @RadioSilver27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Are you gate keeping BEING SAD?!
    I'm keeping this phrase for the rest of my life.

    • @poyorok
      @poyorok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Speeeeeeedwaaagoooooooooon

    • @simonium8123
      @simonium8123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad you've been dead for over 50 years speedwagon

  • @ianferguson9506
    @ianferguson9506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Blue eyes: your eyes shine like the ocean
    Brown eyes: your eyes shine like the Amazon River
    Green eyes: your eyes shine like a algae infested river

  • @SolaireHighwind
    @SolaireHighwind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "Listen, if you're not ready to get a little pee on your hand, you're not ready for motherhood."
    Does this person think every person who takes a pregnancy test wants to be a mother and is ready for motherhood? lmao

    • @daypsiequartz
      @daypsiequartz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lola Highwind not to mention the fact that most people prefer to not be covered in urine when they have the option not to be lmao

    • @thetardyowlvg9155
      @thetardyowlvg9155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not to mention ready doesn't always equal want. You might *want* to be a mother, but no one wants to get pee on their hands. Not sure what made them think those two are interchangeable.

    • @bronaghmachaulaige6865
      @bronaghmachaulaige6865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean she's half right... If pregnancy tests were just for people who WANTED a kid 😂
      I'm almost CERTAIN the majority is panicked women going "no no no no my period better just be late" though

  • @Kalinýchtapunpun
    @Kalinýchtapunpun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    "im not vegan im...depressed" sorrow,sweety,is everything okay at home? do you wanna talk about it?

  • @potatopotato3855
    @potatopotato3855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Hey sorrow
    You have beautiful eyes
    You're welcome

    • @marygray2341
      @marygray2341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wholesome

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      im a waffle potato hello potato potato

  • @willdedoo6529
    @willdedoo6529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My favourite parts of SorrowTV is that 4 seconds it takes after an actual ad starts where you go "oh wait he's not doing a bit this is an ad"

  • @kodiibearv
    @kodiibearv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    “no one ever says brown eyes are beautiful” *the entire internet: hold my beer*

    • @maxinefinnfoxen
      @maxinefinnfoxen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Red eyes are the best

    • @maskmarvin803
      @maskmarvin803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well I have blue eyes

    • @maskmarvin803
      @maskmarvin803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@maxinefinnfoxen Yeah there probably the rarest

    • @KittyCat_Gacha
      @KittyCat_Gacha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@maskmarvin803 red and purple eyes are the rarest colors if i recall correctly from a time i was *really* interested in eyecolors

    • @maskmarvin803
      @maskmarvin803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@KittyCat_Gacha Woah! I didn't know PURPLE eyes existed!

  • @kats5980
    @kats5980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    My mom had a C-section, but she failed as a parent in a different way

  • @87bebadbrad
    @87bebadbrad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    *This dude has my body and I'm not vegan. I'm... I'm DEPRESSED.*
    I felt that in my soul.

  • @padfootblack5503
    @padfootblack5503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I’ve been skiing way more than two times and I can assure you the feeling of putting on normal shoes afterwards is still better than sex.

  • @bradlemmond
    @bradlemmond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    7:35 Some veterans will have their PTSD triggered by fireworks, too.

    • @weevilwizarddotmusic9711
      @weevilwizarddotmusic9711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      honestly we should ban fireworks they just suck

    • @Just1nY.
      @Just1nY. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AgentShadow because he was in fucking Vietnam almost all of them have some type of issues. Even soldiers now, main ones shooting up their own squads because they saw their squad die, makes zero sense but okay go on and beat your wife i guess

    • @MinatheRaichu
      @MinatheRaichu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Just1nY. i don't think they meant it in the negative. The way it sounds to me is that the adoptive parent's PTSD is so bad that yelling on its own is enough to trigger it.

    • @tahraki4918
      @tahraki4918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Just1nY. Dude, really?

    • @Just1nY.
      @Just1nY. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tahraki491 Yes, really. Lmao

  • @bruhberrysoothie5495
    @bruhberrysoothie5495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    The C-section one made me want to flip a table

    • @329link
      @329link 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      right?! my mom would've died if she gave birth normally! those people can go eat marmite covered in asparagus urine.

    • @chippydippy1530
      @chippydippy1530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I refused to turn whenever my mother was in labor, so they had no choice but to do a c section. I shudder to think about what would've happened had they not done that. God forbid a mother gets a medical procedure that could insure the safety of both herself and her child!

    • @nocooldudes7614
      @nocooldudes7614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello brother

    • @hoziersexual
      @hoziersexual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      right???? i was premature so my mum had to have a c section otherwise we would have both died and besides, she had high blood pressure so that was also a contributing factor. some people on the internet are just dumb.

    • @cecejamesable
      @cecejamesable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same, the umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck when my mom was birthing me and they had to cut me out with a C-section to save me. What's wrong with some people.

  • @carlycain2845
    @carlycain2845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Audio books help people with learning disabilities and developmental disabilities keep up in school.

    • @PatManDX
      @PatManDX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Also blind/vision impared people.

    • @qoyote
      @qoyote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Also, what do they mean by "those points"? What points?

    • @munkyzzb7504
      @munkyzzb7504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah and it has the same words. It's not like the audio book of "War and Peace" isn't a children's sing along.

    • @SolaireHighwind
      @SolaireHighwind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@qoyote brownie points or "cool smart dude" points, probably, i.e. pointless social status.
      & yeah, it's interesting how a lot of these gatekeepers seem to be ignoring or invalidating people with disabilities/medical conditions (moms only do C-Sections because they're not good enough, no one's allowed to have depression or the flu, etc)

    • @qoyote
      @qoyote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SolaireHighwind It's not even real social status. Everyone thinks people care what books they've read, but almost no one actually cares what books other people read.
      Honestly, the disability thing just feels like "no one's allowed to be more of a victim than me", and it's so dumb.

  • @HelplessFangirl
    @HelplessFangirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I know this video is old but I can't stop thinking about how that Halloween post just seems like it was made by the KnD to keep out teenagers

    • @raiisleep
      @raiisleep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KnD?

    • @kennethlacey2678
      @kennethlacey2678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@raiisleep Codename Kids Next Door

    • @raiisleep
      @raiisleep 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kennethlacey2678 ty

  • @blurplewurple5885
    @blurplewurple5885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    [in prison]
    What are you in for?
    Murder, what about you?
    I went trick or treating

  • @comiccat4650
    @comiccat4650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    'Cuz you aren't a mother when you are a mother

    • @FeedMeSalt
      @FeedMeSalt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, I know plenty of woman with children who are not mothers.
      I get what you mean though.

  • @roul4842
    @roul4842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    4:21
    WTH?!? My brother and myself both came out via C-Section. This jerk is seriously telling moms to die instead??? Or have their children die???

    • @pyroshayniac1090
      @pyroshayniac1090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She didn't think.

    • @firebadnofire9768
      @firebadnofire9768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      a C-section is metal as fuck they literally take out your organs and put them right next to you

    • @wolffang489
      @wolffang489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@firebadnofire9768 On top of you even.

    • @emuguy-py2wq
      @emuguy-py2wq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Citrus Lump Tasty..

    • @francesatty7022
      @francesatty7022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my mum probably would've died if she didn't have a c section

  • @TheTheowl360
    @TheTheowl360 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hi there Sorrow TV! Oftentimes, when I feel sad or can't get out of bed, I watch your videos. You always get a laugh outta me and cheer me right up. Wherever you are, thank you for helping me feel better. I hope you are alright man.

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    I punched a cousin in the face very hard to hand me his dad's phone so I can play Bounce. Yes Sorrow TV I remember Bounce.

    • @zinnias114
      @zinnias114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I nicked my mums phone to play this back in the day

    • @habiblee2603
      @habiblee2603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Psshht I killed my little brother and slaughtered my dad to play bounce. You're not a real bounce player if you didn't murder your whole family for it.

    • @zinnias114
      @zinnias114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Habib Lee yeah well I called my older brother gay you’re not as tough rebel guy as me

    • @Munkenba
      @Munkenba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had bounce on my sony ericson and I'd play it under the desk in class every damn day. I haven't opened that box of memories since, I was not expecting that flood today.
      Only 2002 to 2007 kids will understand

    • @kimcasale9778
      @kimcasale9778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      r/iamverybadass

  • @gretchenogden8157
    @gretchenogden8157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    The town that basically banned Halloween makes me wanna crawl into my body

    • @mar2d258
      @mar2d258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!!!

    • @teacup4561
      @teacup4561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gretchen Ogden this comment has cryptid energy

    • @Ryukuro
      @Ryukuro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want to crawl back into my body

    • @lloyddragon2036
      @lloyddragon2036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr same i'm an adult and i trick or treat bc when i was a kid my parents banned me from halloween for _ma whole childhood_ bc their strict religious asses thought it was evil HALLOWEEN IS MY FAV HOLIDAY I AIN'T BEIN DEPRIVED OF THIS SHIT ANYMORE LMAO WHAT ABOUT OTHER ADULTS WHO WERE DEPRIVED??? so insensitive 😭😭😭 smh. if i was in that town i would have gone anyway and told everyone i was 12 😂😂😂😂 see if they actually give enough of a shit to tell the police. i'm 18 and i look so much younger i might even pass as a 12 year old. i mean once two years ago i volunteered for a job at the library and the lady literally said "you have to be at least in sixth grade" like excuse me wtf I WAS IN 9TH GRADE AND SHE MISTOOK ME FOR A FIFTH GRADER. point is, i look like a 12 year old so i'd just say i'm 12 lmao

    • @lloyddragon2036
      @lloyddragon2036 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ryukuro i want to crawl out of my body bc i have gender dysphoria HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      sorry.

  • @theh5099
    @theh5099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    2:25 "oh I'm an animal lover too"
    "Really ?"
    "Yes, especially how they taste"

  • @BlondeCurlsBlueEyes
    @BlondeCurlsBlueEyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Me, an only child: Damn, who's this woman who's been raising me my whole life then? The gardener?

  • @daypsiequartz
    @daypsiequartz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Sorrow, your eyes are beautiful

  • @zoophiliaphobic
    @zoophiliaphobic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    *_A R E Y O U G A T E K E E P I N G B E I N G S A D_*

    • @skelebrowhovian6817
      @skelebrowhovian6817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *A R E Y O U G A T E K E E P I N G G A T E K E E P I N G ?*

    • @dougg2012
      @dougg2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Help

  • @kingdavid7516
    @kingdavid7516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    *Doctor:* Ma'am, I'm sorry, I have some good news and some bad news. Your umbilical cord is wrapped around your baby's neck, but the good news is we can do an emergency C section and everything will be all right.
    *Mother:* Over my dead baby's life, you will, I don't want Aunt Mildred calling me out on Facebook!

  • @lincolnickler9354
    @lincolnickler9354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how this guy can use his voice to make me hate a person I’ve never met with an intense passion.

  • @BeyondEcho95
    @BeyondEcho95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    "How depressed are you if you managed to clean your room?"
    Yeah I clean my apartment every week because I'm OCD and depressed...

    • @petrescuework-difficultcas6581
      @petrescuework-difficultcas6581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Honestly I kinda get this answer to the post. Cleaning up and doing regular chores in the house is the thing I struggle with a lot. In very bad phases, I can't do it at all and won't have clean dishes for like two or three months (I will buy plastic plates and cuttlery then to be able to eat).
      Depression has different variations. Maybe OP is mildly depressed and still able to do his chores. And the answerer has severe depression and spends his days in a darkened room laying in bed, only to leave it to go to the toilet or eat a snack, just to immediately lay down again, sleeping 20+ hours a day. Cleaning up your house then is really one if the *least* things you have "energy" for.

    • @wookiemomos
      @wookiemomos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Apparently almond milk and cookies can help?

    • @mad_hatt
      @mad_hatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SmexyHinata13 a double!

    • @alice11307
      @alice11307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wookiemomos i dont like almond milk

    • @kylejameshastings6507
      @kylejameshastings6507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is going to give me criticism, but what’s with people constantly announcing their depression via internet. Shouldn’t it be personal, and kept for your friends and family? I don’t agree with the gatekeepers in the video, but it feels like something that shouldn’t be declared to the public.

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4682
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    9:31 does this person know most people get pregncy tests because they don't want to be pregnant

    • @suonatar1
      @suonatar1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I thought you get pregnancy test to check if there's a reason to go to your doctor, whether you want a baby or not.
      It's a good thing to know.

    • @fatquickscope4150
      @fatquickscope4150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@suonatar1 /s?

    • @pupisuci
      @pupisuci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or people get pregnancy tests because they want to be pregnant

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pregncy

    • @npies9334
      @npies9334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Loki's an idiot pregananant

  • @mel87kel
    @mel87kel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Comparing blue eyes to a shiny Pokemon is honestly the best compliment my eyes have ever received.

    • @mad_hatt
      @mad_hatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Annie same

    • @SmittyWJManJensen
      @SmittyWJManJensen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yea it's like saying: "I wanna throw my balls at your eyes so bad"

    • @cancercentral9997
      @cancercentral9997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blue eyes are foul and disgusting unlike agressive salmon eyes

  • @mtoffo2275
    @mtoffo2275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how the 90s were loathed up until around 2010 and then they became the thing to emulate and celebrate

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I remember the same happening to the 80's and 70's. When you want to look back fondly, there's always retro!

  • @linusovery-smith4246
    @linusovery-smith4246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3265

    You👏cannot👏just👏watch👏sorrow's👏videos👏and👏say👏you're👏a👏fan👏unless👏youve👏seen👏all👏of👏them👏

    • @MrSamthefan
      @MrSamthefan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I dunno man i don't feel like watching a hamster for 7 minutes.

    • @Bri-lk7re
      @Bri-lk7re 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Oh hey, a gate I can keep

    • @scorpwiewk3139
      @scorpwiewk3139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      r/gatekeeping

    • @JailerGamer
      @JailerGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I've actually seen all of the videos #nolife

    • @softbabeh
      @softbabeh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Linus Overy-Smith amen XD

  • @susorasu
    @susorasu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1839

    Hey sorrow your eyes are beautiful

    • @Metal_Tao
      @Metal_Tao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You right, they are beautiful

    • @SpookyBlueNStuff
      @SpookyBlueNStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Hey Sujata your eyes are beautiful

    • @susorasu
      @susorasu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hey socksandshoes your eyes are beautiful too thank you

    • @altagos9265
      @altagos9265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@susorasu no u

    • @dorkydangerous6553
      @dorkydangerous6553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hey Sujata you can't appreciate Sorrow's eyes if you have beautiful eyes yourself.

  • @janthran
    @janthran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "Real mothers just push through it all!"
    yeah i miss the good ol' days when women lived up to the ripe old age of "died during childbirth" lol

    • @agentmothman5343
      @agentmothman5343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Ah yes, the good old days of having 15 children in the hopes of one surviving until adulthood. I, as a 90's kid, remember those times.

    • @1chaoticgood
      @1chaoticgood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yes my doctor recommended a c-section but I was all "no, I'm a REAL mother - if the baby dies, it's his own damn fault for not turning upside down in time"

    • @pyroshayniac1090
      @pyroshayniac1090 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

    • @theunicorn1167
      @theunicorn1167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      coconut fox
      And if you die, it‘s because you aren‘t a real mother

    • @1chaoticgood
      @1chaoticgood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Unicorn Bingo. They also test to see if you're a witch by seeing if you weigh the same as a duck. Very thorough, obstetricians these days.

  • @toripng8328
    @toripng8328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “It’s not a true long distance relationship until it’s day time for one and night for the other.” Yeah my relationship that was like that didn’t work out. But I’m happy with my current one where she lives one hour away and in the same state. 😌

  • @kurt-um9dg
    @kurt-um9dg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "I'm not vegan, I'm depressed"
    *I've found my quote of the day ladies and gentlemen*

  • @sba6492
    @sba6492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "Hey you have no rights to be depressed.." I never thought I'd hear that. Gatekeeping... depression? Well then..

    • @JamiJR
      @JamiJR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I've heard it a lot, usually followed by "I have more right to be depressed than you." Also been told I'm an "attention whore" when trying to reach out for help.

    • @aformofmatter8913
      @aformofmatter8913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Telling people they don't have the right to be depressed probably constitutes around 80% of all uses of the word "depression" in the English language.

    • @enimo9241
      @enimo9241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      depression gatekeepers have no idea what they're talking about

    • @thepotatoekingstudio
      @thepotatoekingstudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@enimo9241 they really don't

    • @zerir.3726
      @zerir.3726 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      fuck, at least they recognise depression as a thing that can happen, although extremely rarely (in their eyes)
      Can’t tell you how many EpicSwag Gamer 13 year olds think it’s cool and hip to say depression isn’t real

  • @tehharu
    @tehharu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    If my mother had "pushed through it" and not had the emergency c-section, I would be dead. My cord was around my neck and was strangling me with every contraction.

  • @lorech.8326
    @lorech.8326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “Only guitarists would understand when all your picks fall on the floor”
    Shitty bass players: Are you a joke to me?

    • @ItsAlwaysOct
      @ItsAlwaysOct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fingerpicking guitar players:

    • @BimboAmyR
      @BimboAmyR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Classical guitarists be like
      🧐 *NO*

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't even understand this one, of course only guitarists know that because other people don't need guitar picks

    • @ekki1993
      @ekki1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@royalblanket Not only that, most people can relate to a bunch of small things you need falling to the floor.

  • @noesnoes3969
    @noesnoes3969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Want to see gatekeepers? go on any video of Queen or Led Zeppelin and look in the comments.

    • @haley7138
      @haley7138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Honestly any song that's more than ten years old seems to have that problem. Sometimes not even 10 years old. It's crazy.

    • @guilhermeevangelista5110
      @guilhermeevangelista5110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yo leave a like reading that thread in 2019 :kissing emoji:

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Man, I never do that. Young kid says he likes my music? Fuck yes. I'm happy for him or her.

    • @jewelmine442
      @jewelmine442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      honestly for what ive seen, the fandom isnt as bad as others but Its annoying when theirs gate keepers. Literally tons of people are attacking jo jo swia for liking queen, literally pathetic how they cant let someone like their same tests.

    • @lilpoop0860
      @lilpoop0860 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s sadly true

  • @whoopdee-doo6393
    @whoopdee-doo6393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Yeah, sex is cool.
    But y’all ever try toaster bath?

    • @thearbinator2487
      @thearbinator2487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nah but my brother did and apparently it was so good he passed out & hasn't woken up in 4 years

    • @altagos9265
      @altagos9265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ever try 2012 minecraft?

    • @araibirshad8294
      @araibirshad8294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thearbinator2487 ooo that escalated quickly

    • @donnyt599
      @donnyt599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's lame try microwave

    • @benjamincalloway
      @benjamincalloway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
      TOASTER IN THE BATHIOLI

  • @notyourdaughter666
    @notyourdaughter666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    Lmfao the one about being a “real” mother and having to push the baby out yourself makes me laugh ao damn hard because I had the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck and I almost killed both me and my mother so she had to have an emergency c section so we wouldn’t both die :) so okay I guess my mom isn’t a real mother for literally persevering through knowing that we both could die. Thanks, gatekeepers! Guess I’m not a real child for not being born the natural way then too?

    • @flental6708
      @flental6708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      apparently we don't exist????

    • @notyourdaughter666
      @notyourdaughter666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      MsMars I mean apparently not?? I mean okay I guess 🤷‍♀️(also holy shit you’re named mars too that’s wow)

    • @ki-zf6uy
      @ki-zf6uy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Marz Barz Mizzery I’m a “C-Section” Baby too, Marz.

    • @LunAR-ic7uj
      @LunAR-ic7uj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Marz Barz Mizzery same

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Marz Barz Mizzery besides there's a big difference between actually being a mother and just giving birth. Some birthers are mothers, but not all mothers are birthers. (Ew that sounds like gatekeeping)

  • @phase623
    @phase623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'm not vegan, I'm depressed" is the greatest statement I've ever heard