Yes...hight and weight are...different. I see...the expansion of the male body vertically is much more important than the expansion of the female body horizontally. Suuuure
Boy: She killed my sister because I was “talking to her too much” His best friend: So you broke her heart because she wanted you to pay a little bit of attention to her, and made her feel insecure by talking to other girls, even when she asked you not to? I see...
It works the same both ways. If a girl is making you feel like shit, trying to keep you from hanging out with friends, DESTROYS your PROPERTY, or physically hurts you- it’s abuse. Simple as that. You deserve to feel loved and not afraid of the person your with.
Go MGTOW...... problem solved. No more self entitled chick bs. Why would you want to get involved with someone who turns around in a sentence and say that they hate you because you said no. How the hell do women think that verbally abusing a guy will make that guy want to be in a relationship with that woman? That's narcissistic psychotic behaviour on the woman's part. That and the fact they want to get hold of a guy's financial resources for their own use. Leaches.
@Robin Chesterfield Robin... Dear, sweet Robin... I hope you understand that now I will need any kind of link to where ever I can read this beautiful, beautiful tale you have just described.
@@ToaKoran I think Sorrow read it in one of his r/niceguys videos, or it was Joinen that read it in one of his. I can't remember which one but it was truely beautiful.
Guy: she MURDERED my MOTHER and wore her face as a mask!!! Greg: so you broke her heart because she wanted to be the most important, loving woman in your life... I see...
*drums are heard in the distance as something slowly approaches just out of sight, the sound of her steps slowly but surely rising in volume as her lumbering, hulking silhouette becomes barely distinguishable in the darkness.* "I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIIIIIIIRRRRRRLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!"
him : she sold my dog because she told me he was being " loud " his friend : so you broke her heart because she was only looking out for your sensitive ears ?
Boy:she killed my parents because I spent to much time with them Friend:so you broke her heart because she didn't want anything keeping you apart? I see...
I go to school with a girl like this. Basically, she would always post on social media about being sad and single, and how she desperately wanted a boyfriend. So finally she asked someone out, and it was me. She messaged me saying “Hey! I was just wondering if you’d maybe like to be my bf? ;)” and I didn’t know about her being desperate when I got this message. I didn’t know her that well at all, and she was pretty cute. So I responded with “Thank you but I don’t know you that well. But I’d be happy to go on a date and get to know you. Would you like to catch a movie sometime?”, and she just went insane. Even though I literally offered to go on a date with her, she goes on about how I have no respect for her, I’m the most disgusting and rude person she’s ever talked to, and that she was going to kill herself because of me rejecting her. Wtf?? I didn’t reject you. I said I wanted to know you better over a date. I’m not about going straight into bf/gf. And the next day of school she started telling kids that I was the one that asked her out and that I was a “desperate pig” and I “harassed” her. So I leaked those screenshots ASAP lmao
Nice guys be like: Hello my fair lady... answer me bitch! Nice girls be like: How can you reject me? I'm gonna make a whole fanfic inside my head in which I'm the one rejecting YOU! Ha ha, you got rejected!
Boy: I broke up with her because she tied me up and left me in her basement for months His best friend: So you broke her heart because she wanted you always to be with her, and never forget her? I see...
My signifigant other plays video games and I learn french take small lessons. We then spend time together throughout the day. Should I destroy his game and he destroy my phone just because we spend a few hours apart on different hobbies.
I've noticed that a common thread among nicegirls is that whenever they get turned down, they always try to make it seem like they're completely above the guy's level. saying shit about how the guy is blowing his chance with her. Folks, don't ever date someone who thinks that they're above you, or tries to make you feel like you're below them. They're saying that so they can control you, don't listen to them
I think nobody can know at first if a person is a ''nicegirl/guy'' because when they start talking to you, you will only receive praises and shits like ''you perfect, don't ever change, love you, etc'' (it's still more easy to reconize "niceguy'' because they will act like fucking knights). I think the only way to figure this out is when you have a fight with them, that can be because you know that something was weird with the girl or for trivial reason like ''am i pretty/hot?, who is ''mom''? What did you fucking do yesterday?''. In any way, i don't know how people can remain calm when they have a fight with them, like are they deceive or didn't they have somewhat feelings for them? Because i know that i would definitly not act like a serious adult.
"I thought you said we were done." "Oh so you're not gonna make an effort" The only girl I ever dated did this EXACT THING. Told me she couldn't continue after weeks of emotionally toying with me, I told her that I respected her decision (as much as it hurt me) and she responded with "I thought you'd fight harder for that." Dodged. A. Bullet.
I genuinely don’t understand why people play games like this. When me and my boyfriend broke up it was done and done, no hostilely. We still talk as friends.
Boy: She locked me in the basement, chained me to a pole, and would only feed me mush. i never got to go outside, never talked to anyone, couldnt see my family Best friend: so you broke her heart because she loved you? because she always wanted you by her side? because she cared for you, and wanted to be more important to you than anyone else? i see...
Boy: She poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and brought a plague upon our houses! His best friend: She did?!? Boy: No. But am I just gonna sit around until she does!
Captain Doomsday it shows you can't care for yourself. Its not attractive at all. But dont get me wrong, neither is being too thin, bc you're STILL not caring for yourself.
What? You played a video game? F[lipping burgers] THAT DAT SH[ow biz] GOT TO GO SON *KARATAY CHOP!* Trapped-in-this-relationship male:WHAT THE ACTUAL F[lipping burgers] Female:you played a fun activity that you enjoy that dose not involve me! What? You can’t stand that? Well then YOUR JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER BOYS! GOTTA GO AND GET ME MY IMAGINARY DEVIENT ART BOYFREIND LATER LOOZER YOU GO PAY FOR YOUR NOW BROKEN SWITCH AND REPLAY ALL THAT PROGRESS YOU SPENT HOURS AND HOURS ON DOING! YEEEEEEEEEE [small message:you can replace male and female with there respective opposites and it’s the same thing.] for people who think this is a good way to handle a relationship, get help]
@@MissCaraMint Guys don't talk like this to each other in actuality lol. I don't think it was written for guys since a man would need to have zero male interaction in his life to believe and/or sympathize with what the "best friend" is saying.
TXRider honestly I hate the whole clingy thing. I had to agree with the dude making “excuses” and I hated the feeling it gave that the girl gives him everything too like what kind of shit xD
“It’s cruel and basically abuse to pick a game over your girlfriend” Well it’s also cruel and FINANCIALLY abusive to destroy your boyfriend’s video game.
Especially one where you're supposed to put in hundreds of hours. I've put in around 39 days worth and I know if someone broke my Fallout 4 disk, I'd kill them (ignoring the fact that it was a birthday present, those hours could've been spent getting me a life).
Seriously stuff like that pisses me off. Especially when you see videos online of girls breaking the boyfriends gaming systems, never mind the price of the system itself, but depending the kinds of games you play if you don't save to a cloud that's hundreds of hours of work lost.
That's also forgetting the circumstances under which you got the console/computer in the first place. What if the person got it from a loved one that died and it was the final gift they ever gave? What if it was given to them by a highschool crush? It's a bit far-fetched to say everyone got it in a circumstance like those, but it's still a possibility.
What's stupid about chicks that think like that, is that once you're dating someone your not allowed to enjoy hobbies or other interests if they aren't into the same thing or not blowing money on them.
Nice Girls: *hate guys for rejecting girls for their weight and say its all about the personality * Also nice girls: Ew.. I dont like short guys. Edit: I dont mind people having body preferences, but i hate it if they complain their crush doesn't like how they look even though they reject people on their body
one half of nice girls: WHY DO ALL THE UGLY GIRLS HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND I DON'T!?!??! other half: WHY DO GUYS ONLY CARE ABOUT APPEARANCE, AND NOT FUNNY AND SMART PEOPLE LIKE ME!?!??!
Bread The real kicker: They have the humor and personality of the bucket of rotting fish in my backyard I forgot to clean up two months ago. Seriously I cant handle the smell. Send help.
Him: Well... uh... she stabbed me after I said I wanted to break up with her! I seriously couldn’t be with someone with tendencies like those! His best friend: So, you broke her heart because she made a show of passion? Because she wanted you to know the extent of her love for you? Because she wanted you to realize how hurt she would be if you left? I see...
Him: Greg she fucking shot me what the fuck is your problem Greg: so you broke up with her because she wanted you to take a shot at the relationship. I see...
Well, she fucking implanted a tracking device under the skin of my neck without my consent and right after she knocked me out with a bat cause she thought I was cheating. Best friend: So you broke her heart because she wanted to ensure that you were both safe and being faithful, and went to extreme measures to do that? I see...
Him: She set all my clothing on fire, liquidized my assets and trapped me in a bear enclosure. Greg: So you broke her heard because she helped you face various insecurities, worked to have you stop valuing physical entrapments and work to help you understand the power of warmth and cuddles? I see...
Him: She put a collar around my neck filled with C4 that would explode if I went past a wire with electrical current, and put me in the centre of a maze of those wires--with many of them hidden. Greg: So you broke her heart because she made an effort to keep you on the right path in life and value good behaviour? I see...
It's true though. There are no movies where the woman is ugly and the guy chooses her despite her ugliness, ha. No reverse Shrek or Beauty and the Beast
The Man of Derp I once saw at the library a nicegirl noticing a niceguy who was being nice for almost an hour with the girls at his table. He was absolutely disgusted she had the guts to be the one who flirted to him.
I agree but there is also medical conditions that cause major weight gain. Allso some people like heavier too as well as skinnier everyone has difference prefences
I get that; but everyone has their preferences. I personally don’t care if a guy is 6’0 or a girl is 5’7. I’d just PREFER for them to be taller than me lmao. But if they aren’t then that’s fine too
3:07 Honestly hate online dating sites. When I ask a woman how much she weighs and she asks me how tall I am back is a sign of immaturity for me. Let me break this down, every human is different and we all come in unique shapes and sizes. BUT let me say there is no correlation between height and weight in this scenario, if you are 150lbs in China you are still 150lbs in the U.S. that measurement is solid and looks the same all over the world. I am under 6'0" but I walk with my height like a damn king, but someone bigger or skinnier than me with the same height is gonna look different from me. So when I ask how much a girl weighs I am trying to see on the most basic fundamental level if I'm going to be attracted to you. My measure on a stick is not gonna change anything about me 🤷♂️.
The fairly odd parents episode consists of Timmy wishing that him and his crush were the only two people on earth, but it turns out she's a psycho. I think someone gets run over with a lawn mower in that episode too but that's besides the point. Edit: thanks for the likes :))
p33p She tried run him over with a lawn mower, shoot him with a ball machine, shoot missiles at him, and finally at the end slice him up with the dorsal blade of a helicopter.
My husband went out with a girl twice and he didn’t want to see her anymore. She stood outside his apartment and WEPT in the middle of the road for hours!!! Oh dear Lord!!
As much as R/Niceguys and R/Nicegirls makes me face palm I thouroughly enjoy the videos. Good job on the content as always Sorrow. The voices bring it all together lol.
Him: She killed all of my other female friends who never did anything more than hug me! She's an absolute psycho, of course I'd leave her! His Best Friend: So... you broke her heart because she didn't want anything to be in the way of you and her and just saught out your full commitment to her and your relationship? I see... Him: FOR FUCK'S SAKE, GREG
@@ooftheoof9876 can't really say without context. but imagined this. if a guy don't let girl 1 talk to other guys, and when girl 2 shows up and said what he the 'best friend' said. would you say that girl 2 is a normal human being? No? same with the guy
People, if your partner does not let you have a LIFE outside of your relationship and break your things. Dump them. But first sue them for breaking your things and make them replace the things they broke, THEN you dump them. Dump them so hard that they end up at a scrapyard. ALso don't date people who want to FIX you, because you're not a machine and you're not broken. They think they can fix your depression or trauma but the moment you're not fixed, they will turn toxic. It's great if they want to help and support you, but if it's clear they have alternative motives.... get the fuck out of there
people if you have any partner who won't let you have friends that are the same sex as them dump them in the moment. There is no piece of eye or ass candy that is worth losing your best friend/friends, because in the end that girlfriend or boyfriend will end up leaving you or not working out for you and at that point it may be too late for you to get your friends back. There is a reason why you people are friends in the first place, it's because you enjoy each other and that relationship will end up lasting longer and making you happier than any dating relationship will dump any piece of garbage that makes you sacrifice a good friend for them I promise you that it will be more worth it than you could ever imagine
@@randompromises1038 Wait...its gotten worse? I couldn't bother with it back then and its gotten worse now? Has it just become longer twitter or something?
@@Merilirem a lot of the functions require you to pay for them now, including having more than two books offline (the irony here is that whenever i load wattpad, the online books are the accessible ones first). and it's a monthly subscription type shit too. but they did recently release a dark mode so, honestly i'm kind of willing to breeze past their sins bc the dark mode is bombass
That's legit all that goes through my mind whenever I watch any of these videos and sadly growing up in my late teens I came across so many dudes like this. I left just in time with most of them but just wasted time. Hope people watching this realise this and save themselves a lot of grief
I never knew girls cared about dudes height. My first boyfriend was 5’3, I’m 5’5”. Also, girls who break their guys games are psychos. Guys, don’t stand for these types of girls.
Ikr? I dated a guy who was 5’1. I’m 5’6. It was great! We were eye level, and when holding hands I didn’t have to reach way up (also dated a 6’9 guy. Ouch.)
OneWingedHoneybee Unless you want to pay a doctor to break and space out your shin bones so they'd grow back longer. It's a legitimate surgery for all the shorties out there in the world lol.
i've had the misfortune of talking to "nice girls" back in high school, who'd demand so much from their boyfriends and constantly look through their phones to see if they were talking to other girls. whenever i'd say 'hey maybe you guys shouldn't bc that's kind of a shitty thing to do' they'd just come up with more excuses. If you're so insecure about someone cheating on you that the partner can't even TALK to other people without you being controlling and invasive, maybe you shouldn't be in a relationship at all so you can re-evaluate yourself and not potentially fuck up other people.
So, an ex of mine was a bit on the nutty side. Aside from believing herself to be a descendent of a Greek Titan, she also: Wanted to break my leg to prevent me from leaving her. Clarified that she'd only be breaking a part that had been previously broken (while playing Airsoft, not by her). Asked me which method I preferred: Having it hit with a metal bat, pushing me down the stairs, or setting it on a hard surface and stomping on it. Was incredibly upset when I decided to not have my leg broken, as I was moving for work. Broke up my D&D group cause she didn't like one guy's new girlfriend. She thought he got a girlfriend solely to make her jealous. Decided to impersonate the guy she was banging behind my back on Facebook to harass me. Told said guy all of my insecurities so that he could weaponize them and drive me to near suicide. Tried to string me along when that relationship fell apart. Threatened suicide when I told her that I didn't want to talk to her anymore. All of this took place in under 6 months. Good times.
Joe Schmole Glad to see you survived that personal hell Make a mental note to yourself that if you can get through that crazy shit, then you can do anything you put your mind to! Oh and I hope your D&D group got or gets back together
@@joyfuldude4538 Eh, it was bound to break up, anyways, due to work. I had to move across the country, one guy had to move up north, one moved to a different country altogether, etc., so it was gonna happen either way. We don't talk much nowadays, due to living completely different lives at this point, but I've got a new one, so I'm doing well! And, yeah, I do very much view that as a "If I survived that, I can survive anything" sort of situation. I don't view it as a "bad relationship," but more of a learning experience, that I've learned more about the kind of person I want to be with when the time comes and, also, the sort of signs to look for that things aren't right. I do appreciate your kind words and concerns, though! Thank you!
@prickly pear Have comfort knowing that you're not among those that upset you and that they make up a very small percentage of the population. While she made my life hell for a few months, I do still miss her. She made me incredibly happy and bolstered my confidence a ton. She introduced me to a lot of new things that are now a part of who I am today. Just because a relationship ended on bad terms or was bad overall does not mean that nothing good came of it.
... the fact you went through all that and you're still able to function competently, is incredibly impressive. You're pretty strong, buddy. Don't let anything crush that will of yours now it's managed to weather a crazy bitch and her sociopathic manipulation. If you need to talk to someone ever again, just ask man. I'll give you a discord or something if need be. Going through that must've been horrific and speaking from experience of someone who tried to rejoin the v o i d a few years ago, I'm glad you're still here.
Yes it is. If a woman doesn't threaten my life at least once a week I get worried she doesn't love me anymore. I was writing this as a joke that should be obvious sarcasm but I realized there really are people out there truly thinking along these lines. So no it's not a cry for help. She won't let me leave the house please call the police
I don't understand the whole video game hatred some girls have. I never minded watching my bf play and I spent just as much time playing video games myself and we'd play together. I get that some people don't like video games but why is it such a big deal if your bf likes them? If you need your bf to entertain you non-stop, you don't have that great of a relationship.
Jilienne Boyd when i was in (european equivalent of) highschool me and my nerd friends would spend DAYS just watching each other play and occationally change controller/keyboard. but once you get outside the nerd-sphere you meet people who ger utterly bored by watching other people play video games. i guess in relationships where one partner plays a lot of games and the other doesn't, it's not even about feeling left out and just about having nothing to do, while your significant other apparently is haveing a lot of fun with his/her hobby. which is not a pleasant feeling
I was never a serious gamer like my boyfriend, as I was only into simulation and sucked at first person shooter. Sometimes, I would watch him play because it was entertaining how fast he was during Counter Strike. He even would offer me turns but I'm horrible at those sort of games, so I was happy watching 😂
Jilienne Boyd What bothers me is that the girls act like they don't have any interest their boyfriend can't relate to. Like there's nothing they do that isn't paying attention to him.
Poison Damage - But you have to agree that the solution to that problem is to find someone you are actually compatible with, rather than smashing up your bad match’s stuff.
Relating to 3:07 - Some girls forget that alot of men are insecure about their height. My current bf has been made fun of quite a few times by other women because of how short he is, which is really sad cuz he's probably the best boyfriend I've ever had in my life. Alot of girls will discard men if they don't reach their 6ft expectations. They say men have unrealistic expectations for women and all that, but I could say the same for the opposite.
Vavaro I don’t get the height thing. Why are tall dudes “hotter”? I’m taller than my husband; literally has _nothing_ to do with my attraction to him. I’d think he was hot if he were 7ft or 5ft 🤷🏼♀️
Hi so I have a story about a nice girl I met once So, this was about 2 or 3 years ago. We all know that one messaging app, kik? That one app where you'd roleplay in big groups? Yeah, that one. Anyway, me and this girl were really close, and I even helped her find a boyfriend in real life(but we never really met). I also had a boyfriend at the time and I was very happy with him. When I introduced her to him she started acting different towards me and aggressive towards him. She acted like i was something she bought at a very expensive store or something(aka she was being very nice and even went far enough to buy me a bracelet and sent it to me). When she told me that she was in love with me, I told her that I was gay, and wasn't interested in her because I had an amazing boyfriend. She then proceeded to give me death threats, said she was just joking and I never had a chance with her, and continuously harassed me after I blocked her with multiple accounts calling me weirds like "freak" and "faggot" until I eventually just deleted kik. This will never get noticed by anyone because this is an old video, but since this subreddit was about nice girls I just wanted to share my story here :)
I noticed. ♥ Glad you distanced yourself from her. These stories all sound funny until we actually have something like this happen to us ourselves. Stay safe.
6:53 Say it with me, folks: It's perfectly normal for your partner to find people other than you cute/attractive. Baiting them to somehow justify your jealous insecurity is fucked up.
Guy: She wanted me to offer up my parents blood in ritualistic sacrifice to her. His best friend: So you broke her heart because she wanted you to make a lasting commitment? I see... Guy: But my parents love and raised me, I've only known her for two weeks? His best friend: So you broke her heart because she wanted you to give her the same love and affection your parents used to give you? I see... Guy: What do you mean "used to"? My parents are still alive, you saw them last week... His best friend: I see...
Guy: She also cheated on me with my brother! His Best Friend: So you broke up with her because she didn't want to disgust you with the egregious act of Sex and on the off-chance she got pregnant, the baby would at least hold your family's bloodline? I see....
you can still find someone who loves you and is interested in you when you're 200+ lbs. it might not always be the weight, could be that you have a sour personality and think everything is someone else's fault.
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"I am over 200 lbs" "Oh there, there it is." LMAO
@Wes Prang NAh she's is forever single because she is over 200 lbs.
33/Al'Zuhr\ Even if she wasn't fat, she would still remain single.
@@SakuraAvalon Well im skiny and single ..wait what are we talking about ? owo lmao
Yes...hight and weight are...different. I see...the expansion of the male body vertically is much more important than the expansion of the female body horizontally. Suuuure
she just wana b like Melman and Gloria from Madagascar. Lol
SHREK LIKED HER AS A *HUMAN* HE WAS THE ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT *HE* WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR FIONA.
Uncultured swine hasn't even watched the MOVIESSSSS!
bitter bitches be like
You know, I'm somewhat of a shrek myself
How dare she be disrespectful to theses movies?
@@wiggl3s_821 those bastards
Boy: I broke up with her because she stabbed me
His best friend: so you broke her heart because she wanted to se your inner self, I see
im dying omg
Why does that sound like something Yusuke would say?
😆
greg, you only keep backing her up because you're screwing her, shut up.
@@yummers9374 is that because she stabbed you?
why would people use the term "emotional baggage" when they can just say "Griefcase"
Why is this not the top comment?
This is really good lol
No.
I'mma wait till this gets 1k likes.
My dude 😂😂
why dose this man sound like he’s dubbing a whole entire anime show by him self
and doing a good job at it
*does, also, very true
@@randompromises1038 that's so true and he sounds like 2 different anime guys
Your comment made me realize how similar yanderes and nice girls are.
Subs are better dude.
Don’t fight me.
"my only side chicks are your other personalities" OOF THAT WAS SAVAGE ASF
I laughed so hard. NOTE TO SELF: NEVER DRINK COKE WHILE WATCHING HILARIOUS SHIT ON TH-cam
the only time i've ever felt bad for a nicegirl
Yea deserved that burn hahaha
can we pay fs in the chat
F
Did the prom girl actually think this would work like “hi look I know u have a gf but *im just worth more* “
Melody Headburn
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Melody Headburn - Nice girls don't need logic
The Sad Thing Is Probably :(
it sounds like something from like a cheesy high school movie in 2008 or something i didnt know people were actually like that
Melody Headburn she's entitled and thinks everyone likes her... Pretty sad, being that delusional
6:09
She was a poem
But he was Jared 19
Why doesn't this have more likes?
I fucking love this.
Can I say it?
*He never fucking learned how to read*
Why isn't this top comment and why aren't you a comedian yet
And never freakin learned how to read
*looks around and cautiously whispers* Is...is Samantha gone?
Samantha was in our hearts all along. Sorry.
Im🤣 lol im here jk
SNL doesn't stand for Saturday Night Live. It stands for Samantha Never Leaves.
DON'T SAY THE FORBIDDEN NAME
Hannah O NO DONT THAT WILL SUMMON HER
*”my only side chicks, are your other personalities”*
The voice actor for Linda is a guy, fun fact.
That username S U C Cs
Badum tshhhh
I'm not trying to be rude, I just saw a pun opportunity and took it
@@elijahevangelista8177 I'll give you credit because no one else would ;)
FenneX
Thank you
OMG HAHAHA, thank you so much. I didn't see that part of the video! It isn't like it was at the start.
Boy: She killed my sister because I was “talking to her too much”
His best friend: So you broke her heart because she wanted you to pay a little bit of attention to her, and made her feel insecure by talking to other girls, even when she asked you not to? I see...
Definition of simp
Boy: Shut the fuck up Greg
This is the best one.
Boy: Don't talk to me at my sister's funeral, or I'm gonna beat you into a stump
@@mayteexxis Simp(le fucking minded)
Nice girl: you’re not a very nice person
Nice guy: My time to shine
You want the world to explode or something
@@donnamitsuki281 nah that's just how entitled parents are made
Lol this comment made me think of Jerry and Beth in Rick & Morty 😆
If you're 5'6" in the U.S, you wouldn't be 5'6" in China. You'd be 168 cm.
Intellectual
Meh
@@07kamichamakarin don't do this
@@Ryu1ify How could you?! I was too nice to even reply on your comment? I Am a NiCe GiRl YOU SHOULD THANK ME.
@@07kamichamakarin Please just let me be happy.
It works the same both ways. If a girl is making you feel like shit, trying to keep you from hanging out with friends, DESTROYS your PROPERTY, or physically hurts you- it’s abuse. Simple as that. You deserve to feel loved and not afraid of the person your with.
T Nailz *beeeeeeep*
my virgin detector has picked up a signal
@@demogorgon1856 beep beep beeeeep beeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeep
i love your name
i love your name.
Go MGTOW...... problem solved. No more self entitled chick bs. Why would you want to get involved with someone who turns around in a sentence and say that they hate you because you said no.
How the hell do women think that verbally abusing a guy will make that guy want to be in a relationship with that woman? That's narcissistic psychotic behaviour on the woman's part. That and the fact they want to get hold of a guy's financial resources for their own use. Leaches.
“My only side chicks are your other personalities”
I CAN’T WHO IS THIS LEGEND OF A MAN
He needs to get with the chick who deflected the *CREEPY ASTERISKS* nice guy by turning his would-be sexual role-play into an IKEA. XD
I CANT AGREE WITH YOU MORE
@Robin Chesterfield
Robin... Dear, sweet Robin... I hope you understand that now I will need any kind of link to where ever I can read this beautiful, beautiful tale you have just described.
@@ToaKoran I think Sorrow read it in one of his r/niceguys videos, or it was Joinen that read it in one of his. I can't remember which one but it was truely beautiful.
I shall search for this wonder of the universe, but if you remember which it is, and can link me to it, I'd be very appreciative.
Guy: she MURDERED my MOTHER and wore her face as a mask!!!
Greg: so you broke her heart because she wanted to be the most important, loving woman in your life... I see...
Lisa Trevor vibes from this
@@Inferno144 fucking hell, you are right 🤣
Atleast there's no
*S A M A N T H A*
Samantha is always watching
👀
Shhhh! She can hear you!
Harry of the Dirt SYKE there all Samantha
Satantha
*drums are heard in the distance as something slowly approaches just out of sight, the sound of her steps slowly but surely rising in volume as her lumbering, hulking silhouette becomes barely distinguishable in the darkness.*
"I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIIIIIIIRRRRRRLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!"
him: well she stabbed me!
his friend: so you broke her heart because she wanted you to love her
Did u copy that from Masterful Melon?
I see...
him : she sold my dog because she told me he was being " loud "
his friend : so you broke her heart because she was only looking out for your sensitive ears ?
whahahahaha.. lmao
Boy:she killed my parents because I spent to much time with them
Friend:so you broke her heart because she didn't want anything keeping you apart? I see...
"My only side chicks are your other personalities" made me pause to laugh
i guess that means she has a personality disorder
Nice pfp
The Max profile goes well with this comment.
@@yermumstoe1670 r/woooooooosh
마티니즈유리창 nah only that she’s hella two faced
I’d pay good money to see a nice guy and a nice girl talk to each other
They never will because they are both so delusional that they only go after people way out of their league.
I hope they find eachother. (so on one else has to be with them)
@Gagan Singh that makes perfect sense lmao
They did, get married, and file a divorce later
They do find each other.
This is why we have antifa kids, mass shooters and jogging serial killers in south chicago.
I go to school with a girl like this. Basically, she would always post on social media about being sad and single, and how she desperately wanted a boyfriend. So finally she asked someone out, and it was me. She messaged me saying “Hey! I was just wondering if you’d maybe like to be my bf? ;)” and I didn’t know about her being desperate when I got this message. I didn’t know her that well at all, and she was pretty cute. So I responded with “Thank you but I don’t know you that well. But I’d be happy to go on a date and get to know you. Would you like to catch a movie sometime?”, and she just went insane. Even though I literally offered to go on a date with her, she goes on about how I have no respect for her, I’m the most disgusting and rude person she’s ever talked to, and that she was going to kill herself because of me rejecting her. Wtf?? I didn’t reject you. I said I wanted to know you better over a date. I’m not about going straight into bf/gf. And the next day of school she started telling kids that I was the one that asked her out and that I was a “desperate pig” and I “harassed” her. So I leaked those screenshots ASAP lmao
"leaked those screenshots ASAP"
Yes dude, fucking screenshot that shit if you feel uncomfortable for evidence to help you.
classic
@** Welp, one of the niceguy episodes was literally the diary of a guy who later tried to kidnap the girl he liked.
R/thathappened
@@wakeupfilthy Nah, I believe him. I've seen people like that in high school before, so.
I wonder how many nice girls like those obnoxious inspirational quotes to seem like their personality is deeper than the Mariana trench.
Roasted
Katie Date Nice girls personally is as deep as the kiddie pool
I love spaghetti
Katie Date if you can't quote Lovecraft then you've never reached the depths
yeah but the thing is with the Mariana Trench is, its really deep, but preeeeetttty empty
"I am over 200 pounds-"
"There it is."
Lose some weight fatty
Redfather You ever be in gym and fail to left up 10lbs and fell like a Pathetic failure
@@Linneom no
@@redfather5342 lucky Bastered, it feels like shhhhhiiiiiiitttttt
Redfather hmmmm
What pissed me off about the Princess Fiona post is the part that said "All men do is take". Shrek is an ogre. Not a man.
@@Adamsmasherfan2077 For real
Duh, lol
He is so much more than a man
Shrek is a god!
@prickly pear he is not A God, he is GOD
Not only does this man have a scarily good female voice...
_He has seemingly hundreds of them._
Sorrow TV is Ursula confirmed
Not A Prophet he sounds like smokers sometimes
It’s his other personalities
#facerevealwasfaked
"how many souls? HOW MANY??"
“what a cute little damaged boy” i lost it
Don't ever stop the r/nicegirls and r/niceguys.
Dont ever stop anny Reddit video
Nice guys be like: Hello my fair lady... answer me bitch!
Nice girls be like: How can you reject me? I'm gonna make a whole fanfic inside my head in which I'm the one rejecting YOU! Ha ha, you got rejected!
WAIT!
r/nicedads
r/Nicecanadians
WAIT r/nice brothers and sisters
Boy: I broke up with her because she tied me up and left me in her basement for months
His best friend: So you broke her heart because she wanted you always to be with her, and never forget her? I see...
Actually no. If you are 5'6" and 200 lbs in the US, you wouldn't be 5'6" and 200 lbs in China...
You would be 1.6 m and 91 kg.
RRW lol my thoughts exactly
That's centimeters mate
Phoenix1220 OH FUCK
Kaduc if your dick is 1.6 meters ya might wanna see a doctor XD
Kaduc
Dumb ass
"She was a rainbow
but he was colorblind"
..colorblind people aren't 100% blind, they can still see some colors.
And some of them see certain colors as different colors
Like some people with red green colorblindness see green as red and red as green
U
Just like men only see some women 😔😔 why can’t they just see me for ME a nice girl
Flaccid Pancake
Is that a joke?
chiken nugget if you have to ask im frankly concerned my guy
I feel like Sorrow is slowly going insane from these videos
Avox What do you mean? He's already insane
Yea
Athen Walton yeah he has all those fucking voices in his head
The niceness is consuming him
He was insane from the beginning
Man, this "so you broke her heart because" part is making me angry, ANGRY I SAY
This shall not STAND!
This is outrageous!
It’s unfair!
I can't not read these in Sorrows voice
Control and (threatening) destruction of property ACTUALLY is one of the list points of abuse
She destroyed a perfectly great Fallout fame
Cats 👏👏👏
@@randominternettoaster7859 im pretty sure you meant game but it is still the same thing
My signifigant other plays video games and I learn french take small lessons. We then spend time together throughout the day. Should I destroy his game and he destroy my phone just because we spend a few hours apart on different hobbies.
YES DESTROY HIS GAME GAMES ARE EVIL THEY MAKE MEN FOOLS FOOOLS I TELL YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS DITCH THAT MAN FOR SOMEONE WHO TAKES LAW SCHOOL
I've noticed that a common thread among nicegirls is that whenever they get turned down, they always try to make it seem like they're completely above the guy's level. saying shit about how the guy is blowing his chance with her.
Folks, don't ever date someone who thinks that they're above you, or tries to make you feel like you're below them. They're saying that so they can control you, don't listen to them
Sound words!
Great advice. Two people in a relationship are supposed to be equals.
I think nobody can know at first if a person is a ''nicegirl/guy'' because when they start talking to you, you will only receive praises and shits like ''you perfect, don't ever change, love you, etc'' (it's still more easy to reconize "niceguy'' because they will act like fucking knights). I think the only way to figure this out is when you have a fight with them, that can be because you know that something was weird with the girl or for trivial reason like ''am i pretty/hot?, who is ''mom''? What did you fucking do yesterday?''. In any way, i don't know how people can remain calm when they have a fight with them, like are they deceive or didn't they have somewhat feelings for them? Because i know that i would definitly not act like a serious adult.
+Angela
Go back to /soc/
Dio Uhh... what does that have to do with anything?
"I thought you said we were done."
"Oh so you're not gonna make an effort"
The only girl I ever dated did this EXACT THING. Told me she couldn't continue after weeks of emotionally toying with me, I told her that I respected her decision (as much as it hurt me) and she responded with "I thought you'd fight harder for that."
Dodged. A. Bullet.
Nice dodge bro. You would be great on a professional dodgeball team. (Sorry for the dad joke)
Can I put that bullet into a gun? I lost faith in humanity.
I genuinely don’t understand why people play games like this. When me and my boyfriend broke up it was done and done, no hostilely. We still talk as friends.
I barely have enough effort to get up in the morning what makes them think I have enough to play this game
you straight Matrixed that shid
You literally sound like an english dub of an anime protagonist
Did you even heard the voice of 'Marshall does stuff'?that dude is gold
@@theomegadestructor4974 he's the embodiment of sorrow's content
@@ghulam237 marshall sounds like sorrow tv and bill wirtz secret love child
DAMN
@@setsers1 daniel back at it again with the white vans
Boy: She locked me in the basement, chained me to a pole, and would only feed me mush. i never got to go outside, never talked to anyone, couldnt see my family
Best friend: so you broke her heart because she loved you? because she always wanted you by her side? because she cared for you, and wanted to be more important to you than anyone else? i see...
Clearly she cares a lot about him
@@JParr92 yeah. What a cruel man.
Boy: She poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and brought a plague upon our houses!
His best friend: She did?!?
Boy: No. But am I just gonna sit around until she does!
Masterful Melon 😂👌😂👌
Is this girl Yuno Gasai?
"Oh my god. My only side chicks are your other personalities."
I don't know or care if that's real or fake, that's genius.
"I am over 200lbs oh there it is" lmao
But she carries it like a queen.
You know, back in the olden days, obesity was considered attractive because it showed affluence.
its not attractive anymore tho
Captain Doomsday it shows you can't care for yourself. Its not attractive at all. But dont get me wrong, neither is being too thin, bc you're STILL not caring for yourself.
Captain Doomsday that's, what? 90 kg? that's not obesity
ugh its more like 100 anyway have you seen 90 kg female? Its different than 90 kg male its deffinetly obesity
"Greg" is the boy's girlfriend, who skinned Greg alive and is wearing his skin to be his best friend.
She just wanted him to talk to her like he talks to his best friend :(
@@aubreyh1930 I see...
Nicegirls: did you just breath in that girls direction
You're CHEATING on me
What a wonderful profile picture to go along with your comment.
What? You played a video game? F[lipping burgers] THAT DAT SH[ow biz] GOT TO GO SON *KARATAY CHOP!*
Trapped-in-this-relationship male:WHAT THE ACTUAL F[lipping burgers]
Female:you played a fun activity that you enjoy that dose not involve me! What? You can’t stand that? Well then YOUR JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER BOYS! GOTTA GO AND GET ME MY IMAGINARY DEVIENT ART BOYFREIND LATER LOOZER YOU GO PAY FOR YOUR NOW BROKEN SWITCH AND REPLAY ALL THAT PROGRESS YOU SPENT HOURS AND HOURS ON DOING! YEEEEEEEEEE
[small message:you can replace male and female with there respective opposites and it’s the same thing.] for people who think this is a good way to handle a relationship, get help]
Nice Girl: DID YOU JUST BREATHE IN THAT GIRL’S DIRECTION?
Me: W-What? We’re having dinner at my parents house, that’s my mom!
11:13
Because co-dependence, manipulation, and emotional abuse is so romantic. Dirty pool, fictional best friend.
TXRider Don’t know why that one bothered me the most. Maybe it’s the idea of a "friend" making excuses for someone who appears to be toxic.
@@MissCaraMint Guys don't talk like this to each other in actuality lol. I don't think it was written for guys since a man would need to have zero male interaction in his life to believe and/or sympathize with what the "best friend" is saying.
Andrew A Obviously it’s a construct, no one talks like that, but it still bothers me.
My response to that entire segment was the meme of “they got us in the first half not gonna lie”
TXRider honestly I hate the whole clingy thing. I had to agree with the dude making “excuses” and I hated the feeling it gave that the girl gives him everything too like what kind of shit xD
“It’s cruel and basically abuse to pick a game over your girlfriend”
Well it’s also cruel and FINANCIALLY abusive to destroy your boyfriend’s video game.
Especially one where you're supposed to put in hundreds of hours. I've put in around 39 days worth and I know if someone broke my Fallout 4 disk, I'd kill them (ignoring the fact that it was a birthday present, those hours could've been spent getting me a life).
Her actions were actually domestic abuse. Destroying property to modify the behavior of a partner is textbook abuse.
Seriously stuff like that pisses me off. Especially when you see videos online of girls breaking the boyfriends gaming systems, never mind the price of the system itself, but depending the kinds of games you play if you don't save to a cloud that's hundreds of hours of work lost.
That's also forgetting the circumstances under which you got the console/computer in the first place. What if the person got it from a loved one that died and it was the final gift they ever gave? What if it was given to them by a highschool crush?
It's a bit far-fetched to say everyone got it in a circumstance like those, but it's still a possibility.
What's stupid about chicks that think like that, is that once you're dating someone your not allowed to enjoy hobbies or other interests if they aren't into the same thing or not blowing money on them.
"She was a rainbow, but he was color blind"
I'm blind. *Period.*
But... how did you type this comment?!?
😳
@@vision4860 He said it and Siri typed it
If you're blind... How did I type this??
@@vision4860 Toe
@@0blivionvoid139 I was really hoping someone would reference that
I have yet to see a clash between a niceguy and a nicegirl.
De Jonkheer we need this. We fucking need this so badly
De Jonkheer unstoppable force meets immovable object
De Jonkheer lmao top 10 anime battles
Um, they'd end up smashing, not clashing.
2 people 2 desperate 2 stop
De Jonkheer We need this as top liked post
we should lock nice girls and nice guys in a room and see what happens
Und3ad Frog both groups want people way out of their league, I bet it would be hilarious
Omg, yes!
WW3 in one solitary room would happen
there would be the loudest argument ever between the least nice of both teams against all others in the room
Brilliant idea.
6:04 She was poetry. But he couldnt read.
His name was Jared, hes 19.
He also wants to kill his little brother
Marraskuun Varis I’ve found the legendary comment
Omg yes 😂😂😂
Too bad Jared never fucking learned how to read
Lol. This is brilliant 😂
"Cares about your wellbeing"
Stress kills more people than lung cancer
“I’m over 200 Lb (pauses) THERE IT IS” 😂😂😂
DJFaceplant20 The delivery was on point
Meanwhile in Europe "I'm over 200lb" *pauses and google 200lb to kg*
its probably a lot
90kg, btw, when will america adopt the metric system ? It's just more practical.
Eurgh Chan NEVER HAHAHAHA
SUFFER
Joking
Nice Girls: *hate guys for rejecting girls for their weight and say its all about the personality *
Also nice girls: Ew.. I dont like short guys.
Edit: I dont mind people having body preferences, but i hate it if they complain their crush doesn't like how they look even though they reject people on their body
XlumsyX 5 Same for nice guys
Yeah nice girls and nice guys are usually pretty damn shallow, but expect others to not judge them for their looks.
one half of nice girls: WHY DO ALL THE UGLY GIRLS HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND I DON'T!?!??!
other half: WHY DO GUYS ONLY CARE ABOUT APPEARANCE, AND NOT FUNNY AND SMART PEOPLE LIKE ME!?!??!
Bread The real kicker: They have the humor and personality of the bucket of rotting fish in my backyard I forgot to clean up two months ago. Seriously I cant handle the smell. Send help.
At least they aren't as bad as the girls who talk about how random they are.
I swear, the longer you do the whiny crazy chick voice, they get more and more possessed to the point of needing an exorcism.
So this is what happened to the 2010-2014 tumblr girls
Nope. They're on Twitter ruining the world.
They grew up and migrated to twitter
Sorrow I want you to be my girl
Daci J I was literally reading this right as it played.
Pol
TheChickenRiceBowl same
Daci J this makes me laugh.. 😄…
Oh hey Gud meme
The worst part is that there are some people out there who don't know what toxic is yet and fall for some of those tricks
So true 😔
Him: Well... uh... she stabbed me after I said I wanted to break up with her! I seriously couldn’t be with someone with tendencies like those!
His best friend: So, you broke her heart because she made a show of passion? Because she wanted you to know the extent of her love for you? Because she wanted you to realize how hurt she would be if you left? I see...
Calvin Sears dammit Greg she put me the fucking hospital for crying out loud
Him: Greg she fucking shot me what the fuck is your problem
Greg: so you broke up with her because she wanted you to take a shot at the relationship. I see...
Well, she fucking implanted a tracking device under the skin of my neck without my consent and right after she knocked me out with a bat cause she thought I was cheating.
Best friend: So you broke her heart because she wanted to ensure that you were both safe and being faithful, and went to extreme measures to do that? I see...
Him: She set all my clothing on fire, liquidized my assets and trapped me in a bear enclosure.
Greg: So you broke her heard because she helped you face various insecurities, worked to have you stop valuing physical entrapments and work to help you understand the power of warmth and cuddles? I see...
Him: She put a collar around my neck filled with C4 that would explode if I went past a wire with electrical current, and put me in the centre of a maze of those wires--with many of them hidden.
Greg: So you broke her heart because she made an effort to keep you on the right path in life and value good behaviour? I see...
Yah Fiona sacrificed her beauty for Shrek because he’s literally a god. Like. I wish that were me.
Exactly
I would sacrifice E V E R Y T H I N G for shrek
Shriek is love, shriek is life
It's true though. There are no movies where the woman is ugly and the guy chooses her despite her ugliness, ha. No reverse Shrek or Beauty and the Beast
I LOVE shrek. People give the movies a hard time but the only one that sucked was the last one and all the spin offs.
Niceguys and Nicegirls seriously need to find each other.
The Man of Derp I once saw at the library a nicegirl noticing a niceguy who was being nice for almost an hour with the girls at his table. He was absolutely disgusted she had the guts to be the one who flirted to him.
God no, Earth cannot sustain that level of concentrated cringe
not possible too easy
Or any combination there of
I'm nice guy looking for nice girl with nice bobs and vegana
That bestfriend at the end is worthy of being in r/niceguys lmao
Yeah it really is
more like r/whiteknight
Just because he appreciates and defends the girl ? I see...
@@ninototo1 theres always that one guy
@@ninototo1 well played sir
The worst thing about the whole hight weight thing. It is possible to control your weight. Hight is not something you can do anything about.
What about those rings that stretch your neck.
Checkmate
Jeremy Bell it wasn't stretching the neck, it was pushing the shoulders downwards so the neck would look longer. So no.
I agree but there is also medical conditions that cause major weight gain. Allso some people like heavier too as well as skinnier everyone has difference prefences
People can wear heels.
I get that; but everyone has their preferences. I personally don’t care if a guy is 6’0 or a girl is 5’7. I’d just PREFER for them to be taller than me lmao. But if they aren’t then that’s fine too
3:07
Honestly hate online dating sites. When I ask a woman how much she weighs and she asks me how tall I am back is a sign of immaturity for me. Let me break this down, every human is different and we all come in unique shapes and sizes. BUT let me say there is no correlation between height and weight in this scenario, if you are 150lbs in China you are still 150lbs in the U.S. that measurement is solid and looks the same all over the world. I am under 6'0" but I walk with my height like a damn king, but someone bigger or skinnier than me with the same height is gonna look different from me. So when I ask how much a girl weighs I am trying to see on the most basic fundamental level if I'm going to be attracted to you. My measure on a stick is not gonna change anything about me 🤷♂️.
Haha great.
😂
I got banned from tinder.
Love this comment, thanks for making me laugh xD
lmao
*"Crazy...Crazy never changes"* *DUN DUN DUNNNNN*
Yoit
Tioy
Bum bum bum
Not the fallout 4 man that’s to far
since the dawn of mankind crazy women have picked away at mens sanity
The fairly odd parents episode consists of Timmy wishing that him and his crush were the only two people on earth, but it turns out she's a psycho. I think someone gets run over with a lawn mower in that episode too but that's besides the point.
Edit: thanks for the likes :))
p33p She tried run him over with a lawn mower, shoot him with a ball machine, shoot missiles at him, and finally at the end slice him up with the dorsal blade of a helicopter.
Hold on didnt mark appear cos "on earth" and he had to wish for them to be the only 2 people in the universe?
Mordred 3132 Yep
I'm so glad that people still remember this show
WHAT EPISODE DOES TRIXIE GO MAD TELL ME
"She was a rainbow, but he was colourblind"
What halsey lyric is this
Alicia Is A Dork lmfaoooo
This comment is so underrated
U R B A N
Archer Gaming the word is spelt differently in other countries
What does that mean anyway!
I’m LAUGHING “we’ve literally been going out since before you joined the school...”
My husband went out with a girl twice and he didn’t want to see her anymore. She stood outside his apartment and WEPT in the middle of the road for hours!!! Oh dear Lord!!
Wait..
So you let your husband go out with other womans?
TooLazyToMake VideosPlsSub You’re going places bud. Not college, but places. :)
@@alecideas
Wooosh
Crazy Scarecrow r/whoosh to me too I guess
did she get hit by a truck?
I can’t wait for the comments saying “oh it was fallout 4 so it wasn’t a loss”
Pajamapants Jack at least it wasn’t Fallout 3 😂
Tippy Toasty Toes I know right
At least it wasn't New Vegas
Fun is Infinite *R e a l s h i t ?*
At least it wasn't Fallout 4 Game of the Year Edition :)
As much as R/Niceguys and R/Nicegirls makes me face palm I thouroughly enjoy the videos. Good job on the content as always Sorrow. The voices bring it all together lol.
Khloe Britton _thorough tv_
They just need to date each other. Boom! Problem solved EZ Clap
Then they'll break up and the cycle will repeat...
Khloe Britton i no longer have a face because of how often I’m forced to facepalm
Hell yes. I cringe at them but it hurts so good😂
Him: She killed all of my other female friends who never did anything more than hug me! She's an absolute psycho, of course I'd leave her!
His Best Friend: So... you broke her heart because she didn't want anything to be in the way of you and her and just saught out your full commitment to her and your relationship? I see...
Him: FOR FUCK'S SAKE, GREG
*kills Greg*
The "best friend" in the last exchange is a r/niceguy
the r/whiteknight is strong with that one.
or well, you know, a normal human being. B)
And also an abuse apologist
@@android19willpwn yup! The lamest of the lame.
@@ooftheoof9876 can't really say without context.
but imagined this. if a guy don't let girl 1 talk to other guys, and when girl 2 shows up and said what he the 'best friend' said.
would you say that girl 2 is a normal human being? No?
same with the guy
When girl complains about Shrek marrying an Ogre. Smh...
they should show shrek porn in health classes around the flat earth
You know you done messed up when you can’t comprehend the point of Shrek
People, if your partner does not let you have a LIFE outside of your relationship and break your things. Dump them. But first sue them for breaking your things and make them replace the things they broke, THEN you dump them. Dump them so hard that they end up at a scrapyard.
ALso don't date people who want to FIX you, because you're not a machine and you're not broken. They think they can fix your depression or trauma but the moment you're not fixed, they will turn toxic. It's great if they want to help and support you, but if it's clear they have alternative motives.... get the fuck out of there
Frigg Fluff Going in with the mentality of fixing someone just leads to a toxic relationship.
Amen brotha
I was going to say something sassy, but some people actually need to hear this.
I'm a robot. Yes, I admit, I have slight mental problems.
But hey, _that's what troubleshooting and diagnostics are for._
people if you have any partner who won't let you have friends that are the same sex as them dump them in the moment. There is no piece of eye or ass candy that is worth losing your best friend/friends, because in the end that girlfriend or boyfriend will end up leaving you or not working out for you and at that point it may be too late for you to get your friends back. There is a reason why you people are friends in the first place, it's because you enjoy each other and that relationship will end up lasting longer and making you happier than any dating relationship will
dump any piece of garbage that makes you sacrifice a good friend for them I promise you that it will be more worth it than you could ever imagine
"She was a rainbow, but he was colorblind."
And you're a bad writer.
@@toastedtoastontoast as a wattpad user i feel attacked but you're too right
@@toastedtoastontoast the app's gone seriously downhill, i kind of miss it when it was so much simpler in 2015
@@randompromises1038 Wait...its gotten worse? I couldn't bother with it back then and its gotten worse now? Has it just become longer twitter or something?
@@Merilirem a lot of the functions require you to pay for them now, including having more than two books offline (the irony here is that whenever i load wattpad, the online books are the accessible ones first). and it's a monthly subscription type shit too. but they did recently release a dark mode so, honestly i'm kind of willing to breeze past their sins bc the dark mode is bombass
Real talk though, if anyone's girlfriend is like any of these things the chick is most likely abusive. Be careful my dudes! (or dude-ettes)
Shit. Reminds me of your mother...
Glad I left that cow
@@catlover732 ooh fuck that's funny ha ha 😔
@@vaygo.forlorn - Yeah, "your mom" jokes are the fucking pinnacle of wit and humor.
That's legit all that goes through my mind whenever I watch any of these videos and sadly growing up in my late teens I came across so many dudes like this. I left just in time with most of them but just wasted time. Hope people watching this realise this and save themselves a lot of grief
@@rza8225 - What's crazy is that in my experience, it's the somewhat older women that behave this way, rather than the teenagers.
3:45 "I carry my weight like a damn queen." You waddle. That's what you were trying to say.
I gave you that 100th like.
Lol
Oof dude
I am over 200 poun- hehe there it is- I am over 200 pounds...
Jacob McEntire I died at that part XD
KiaraVanwood please tell me you're joking lmao
Cel Este Wooosh
GHG playzs There was no whoosh lmao
I never knew girls cared about dudes height. My first boyfriend was 5’3, I’m 5’5”.
Also, girls who break their guys games are psychos. Guys, don’t stand for these types of girls.
Real Mexican Food Shouldn't Give You Diarrhea yup, also good name
I think your name should be "doesn't" instead of "Shouldn't" since Shouldn't implies that is does.
fr. games are expensive. sue her ass
Ikr? I dated a guy who was 5’1. I’m 5’6. It was great! We were eye level, and when holding hands I didn’t have to reach way up (also dated a 6’9 guy. Ouch.)
@@mysteriousnonamegirl7685 aw
You can't control height but you can control weight
OneWingedHoneybee thank you
OneWingedHoneybee Unless you want to pay a doctor to break and space out your shin bones so they'd grow back longer. It's a legitimate surgery for all the shorties out there in the world lol.
OneWingedHoneybee Hormones
OneWingedHoneybee, not if you're born with a weight problem
Usually
damn that best friend is a nice guy
nOpIsX and he's also the girlfriend's imaginary boyfriend.
So, you're calling him a nice guy just because he wanted to protect m'lady from the horrible Chad? I see..
I see...
nOpIsX Its not too long.
*Its perfect.*
r/whiteknight in the makings
i've had the misfortune of talking to "nice girls" back in high school, who'd demand so much from their boyfriends and constantly look through their phones to see if they were talking to other girls. whenever i'd say 'hey maybe you guys shouldn't bc that's kind of a shitty thing to do' they'd just come up with more excuses.
If you're so insecure about someone cheating on you that the partner can't even TALK to other people without you being controlling and invasive, maybe you shouldn't be in a relationship at all so you can re-evaluate yourself and not potentially fuck up other people.
So, an ex of mine was a bit on the nutty side.
Aside from believing herself to be a descendent of a Greek Titan, she also:
Wanted to break my leg to prevent me from leaving her.
Clarified that she'd only be breaking a part that had been previously broken (while playing Airsoft, not by her).
Asked me which method I preferred: Having it hit with a metal bat, pushing me down the stairs, or setting it on a hard surface and stomping on it.
Was incredibly upset when I decided to not have my leg broken, as I was moving for work.
Broke up my D&D group cause she didn't like one guy's new girlfriend. She thought he got a girlfriend solely to make her jealous.
Decided to impersonate the guy she was banging behind my back on Facebook to harass me.
Told said guy all of my insecurities so that he could weaponize them and drive me to near suicide.
Tried to string me along when that relationship fell apart.
Threatened suicide when I told her that I didn't want to talk to her anymore.
All of this took place in under 6 months. Good times.
Joe Schmole
Glad to see you survived that personal hell
Make a mental note to yourself that if you can get through that crazy shit, then you can do anything you put your mind to!
Oh and I hope your D&D group got or gets back together
@@joyfuldude4538 Eh, it was bound to break up, anyways, due to work. I had to move across the country, one guy had to move up north, one moved to a different country altogether, etc., so it was gonna happen either way. We don't talk much nowadays, due to living completely different lives at this point, but I've got a new one, so I'm doing well!
And, yeah, I do very much view that as a "If I survived that, I can survive anything" sort of situation. I don't view it as a "bad relationship," but more of a learning experience, that I've learned more about the kind of person I want to be with when the time comes and, also, the sort of signs to look for that things aren't right.
I do appreciate your kind words and concerns, though! Thank you!
Joe Schmole
Any tips for fellow guys on avoiding the ‘nice’ girls?
@prickly pear Have comfort knowing that you're not among those that upset you and that they make up a very small percentage of the population.
While she made my life hell for a few months, I do still miss her. She made me incredibly happy and bolstered my confidence a ton. She introduced me to a lot of new things that are now a part of who I am today. Just because a relationship ended on bad terms or was bad overall does not mean that nothing good came of it.
... the fact you went through all that and you're still able to function competently, is incredibly impressive. You're pretty strong, buddy. Don't let anything crush that will of yours now it's managed to weather a crazy bitch and her sociopathic manipulation. If you need to talk to someone ever again, just ask man. I'll give you a discord or something if need be. Going through that must've been horrific and speaking from experience of someone who tried to rejoin the v o i d a few years ago, I'm glad you're still here.
The biggest thing that pisses me off about these videos is all the people who use “your” instead of “you’re”
I like you're comment
Your being sensitive
I can actually agree on this.
Holy shit I was just about to comment on this
they're their; the grammar police are coming
To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to fully understand the romantic plot of Shrek
So, in other words, you have to watch Rick and Morty?
Jimmy Neutron
being abusive isn’t “caring about someone’s wellbeing.”
Yes it is. If a woman doesn't threaten my life at least once a week I get worried she doesn't love me anymore.
I was writing this as a joke that should be obvious sarcasm but I realized there really are people out there truly thinking along these lines. So no it's not a cry for help.
She won't let me leave the house please call the police
Theo Dore lmao
@@antediluvianspy1708 are you ok bro?
Greg is so devil's advocate, his soul doesn't belong to him anymore.
There was an Apple Text where Jasmine knowingly introduced her ex Evan to her abusive psycho friend. Maybe Greg would learn from that.
4:04 "there is a lot to unpack here"
I'd say about 200 pounds of stuff.
robloxplox legendary☝️
robloxplox
savage.
“I am over 200 pounds-”
Ah, there it is
I don't understand the whole video game hatred some girls have. I never minded watching my bf play and I spent just as much time playing video games myself and we'd play together. I get that some people don't like video games but why is it such a big deal if your bf likes them? If you need your bf to entertain you non-stop, you don't have that great of a relationship.
Jilienne Boyd when i was in (european equivalent of) highschool me and my nerd friends would spend DAYS just watching each other play and occationally change controller/keyboard. but once you get outside the nerd-sphere you meet people who ger utterly bored by watching other people play video games. i guess in relationships where one partner plays a lot of games and the other doesn't, it's not even about feeling left out and just about having nothing to do, while your significant other apparently is haveing a lot of fun with his/her hobby. which is not a pleasant feeling
I was never a serious gamer like my boyfriend, as I was only into simulation and sucked at first person shooter. Sometimes, I would watch him play because it was entertaining how fast he was during Counter Strike. He even would offer me turns but I'm horrible at those sort of games, so I was happy watching 😂
Jilienne Boyd What bothers me is that the girls act like they don't have any interest their boyfriend can't relate to. Like there's nothing they do that isn't paying attention to him.
Poison Damage - But you have to agree that the solution to that problem is to find someone you are actually compatible with, rather than smashing up your bad match’s stuff.
M LT Please help him get out of that abusive relationship, he could seriously get hurt from her.
you should do some
r/im14andthisisdeep
it’s exactly what it sounds like
I'm sure it's not what I think
Michael Maffei
Who knows, maybe it is?
Michael Maffei That's the first time I've legitimately laughed cause of a comment in a while ,
Kyūkyoku no Zabieru xD
Michael Maffei I hope it's not what I think
man im getting a bit of feelings for that blue couch in the back... nobody tell it
I hope you didn't get together with that couch because I ran a train on it last week and i don't wanna be a cuckductor.
Did anyone else get pissed off when you saw the snapped disk?
Marty Mcmarty nah cus it was xbox
That was cut
that was cut.
Like I'm not even a gamer but I was pissed. She's the fucking abuser.
Fallout 4 is kinda fun, though.
I tried it like 3 times.
8:20 Also Shrek 2 Shrek was willing to turn human for Fiona.... soooo
DJFaceplant20
also have they not seen every chick flick with the same poster pose ever
wEll tHAt dOEsN't cOUnT!
sure looks like you use like bots.
Gekkouga Girl PLUSSSSS donkey assumes Dragons gender and
No one batted an eye!!
DJFaceplant20 you should be a lawyer
Relating to 3:07 -
Some girls forget that alot of men are insecure about their height. My current bf has been made fun of quite a few times by other women because of how short he is, which is really sad cuz he's probably the best boyfriend I've ever had in my life. Alot of girls will discard men if they don't reach their 6ft expectations. They say men have unrealistic expectations for women and all that, but I could say the same for the opposite.
Exactly. Thank you. I CAN'T GROW TWO FEET FOR YOU SHARON COME BACK WITH THE HOUSE!!!!
Vavaro I don’t get the height thing. Why are tall dudes “hotter”? I’m taller than my husband; literally has _nothing_ to do with my attraction to him. I’d think he was hot if he were 7ft or 5ft 🤷🏼♀️
So,even tho hes not my bf(im a guy)my best friend is shorter than me with like 2/3 feet and i dont mind
“Thats the same all over the world”
Ever heard of Metric system?
the u.s. _does_ have a foot fetish after all
Random Promises Got em 😂
aka chad way of measurement
Hi so I have a story about a nice girl I met once
So, this was about 2 or 3 years ago. We all know that one messaging app, kik? That one app where you'd roleplay in big groups? Yeah, that one. Anyway, me and this girl were really close, and I even helped her find a boyfriend in real life(but we never really met). I also had a boyfriend at the time and I was very happy with him. When I introduced her to him she started acting different towards me and aggressive towards him. She acted like i was something she bought at a very expensive store or something(aka she was being very nice and even went far enough to buy me a bracelet and sent it to me). When she told me that she was in love with me, I told her that I was gay, and wasn't interested in her because I had an amazing boyfriend. She then proceeded to give me death threats, said she was just joking and I never had a chance with her, and continuously harassed me after I blocked her with multiple accounts calling me weirds like "freak" and "faggot" until I eventually just deleted kik.
This will never get noticed by anyone because this is an old video, but since this subreddit was about nice girls I just wanted to share my story here :)
I noticed. ♥ Glad you distanced yourself from her.
These stories all sound funny until we actually have something like this happen to us ourselves. Stay safe.
Sorry you went through that, man!
Good story sry it happened
r/thathappened
@@user-dq6hs4ry6z *and then everyone on kik clapped*
4:10
So many holes in that statement, triggered my trypophobia.
Im dead and gay
OH GOD I STILL CANNOT UNSEE WHAT I SAW WHEN I SEARCHED THAT. I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT IT.
Im dead and gay
It was from the fact of seeing the holes in hands. It was weird. Seeing holes or irregular bumps doesn't freeze me up. Just that did.
A friend of mine actually suffers that phobia and I send him pictures that would trigger him now and then. I guess I'm a bad person
Alain Dulon-I would despise any of my friends who’d do that to me. 😰
Faith In Humanity yeah me too, makes me wonder what the fuck is wrong with him and why does he stays friends with me. Oh well if it works for us
"Seriously, donkey was with a dragon and nobody complained"
6:53 Say it with me, folks:
It's perfectly normal for your partner to find people other than you cute/attractive. Baiting them to somehow justify your jealous insecurity is fucked up.
Guy: She wanted me to offer up my parents blood in ritualistic sacrifice to her.
His best friend: So you broke her heart because she wanted you to make a lasting commitment? I see...
Guy: But my parents love and raised me, I've only known her for two weeks?
His best friend: So you broke her heart because she wanted you to give her the same love and affection your parents used to give you? I see...
Guy: What do you mean "used to"? My parents are still alive, you saw them last week...
His best friend: I see...
HOW ARE YOU..... LIKE...... NOT PINNED!!!! THIS COMMENT IS GOLD!!!!
It's better than gold.
Fuck you, Greg.
Jluyoungzone I SsEeEeEeEe
Guy: She also cheated on me with my brother!
His Best Friend: So you broke up with her because she didn't want to disgust you with the egregious act of Sex and on the off-chance she got pregnant, the baby would at least hold your family's bloodline? I see....
you can still find someone who loves you and is interested in you when you're 200+ lbs. it might not always be the weight, could be that you have a sour personality and think everything is someone else's fault.
megan d of course you can lmao who said you couldn't?😑
"When his height starts with 5'..."
*When her weight starts with 200...*
Joel Parkour OOF
Albert Nave OOF
The broken Falllout 4 disk made me physically sick.
No i dont have a girlfriend, why do you ask?
It just hurts so bad. To replace that disc, is soooooo much. To leave her, is priceless.
But its digital data bro 🤣✍🅾️🅾️F
33 /Al'Zuhr\ but you still need the disc to play it
@@jamesbisset9891 Not really no
33 /Al'Zuhr\ no you really do. It won’t let you play it without the disc in even though its downloaded on the Xbox