Bert usually asks a question then throws in an ellipses at the last second and then explains what he thinks the answer will be and why just long enough to keep talking until he reminds himself of a story to tell about his life.
Patrice HATED Burr. Bill pretends like he was Patrice's best friend, but Patrice HATED him so much. He used to talk about it all the time... about how Burr is a phony and how he cultivates black friends for his own benefit like a slavemaster. He called him a "modern slavemaster" many times. Burr is the worst.
@BC BC lol nah.. he always was a “typical black guy”. Some of his standup is funny but not hilarious. Where he truly shined was like on opie and Anthony, giving dating advice and what not. That shit was gold.
@@bydreaminc he’s part of the “podcaster cliq” they don’t even have to be funny, or decent people. And they’re pushed out like a product. They’re all super rich at this point.
Burr sucks, this shit only exists to wash away the peoples reverence for him posthumously. Fuck that shit, Patrice was always the man and always will be.
Fact is, you don't F with Boston comics. Boston is notorious for being the worse town for comedians, if they don't like you they will first humiliate you on stage, then beat the shit outta you after the gig. If Bill could handle Boston crowds, Philly did not stand a chance.
Man that Philly rant was a thing of beauty, but omg if he would of heard Patrice tell him invincible, he would of roasted them so bad that city probably would of exploded haha
Just FYI. The Radio guy was ManCow who is good friends with Bert and still does work with him. I think it was a lot more vicious and dog eat dog back then tho.
You sure? I ask as the animation and tone of BUrr's comments indicate it is Marc Maron (WTF is his podcast and he was a on air personality on Air America at the time).
If you couldn’t tell that Patrice was “really a sensitive guy,” you can’t read people. Most of the crustiest assholes get really sore if you pick at them the tiniest bit.
My head cannon is that bill is the brother who got fame, married Yoko Ono, used his dead brother for revisionist clout, and ghosted all his buddies after.
@@brahtrumpwonbigly7309 It wasn't? He went out and shit all over an entire city where he was performing for a full set because they were acting like cVnts. Also, "Brah," no...he didn't.
@@Peter-w4s1e Dude...don't be "that guy." It was a Philly crowd, it was a Philly rant. We all know the story. Nobody needs the "well actually," dude here.
Say what you will about his comedy, Dane was ahead of his time with how he built his fanbase. Like he was one of the first people to really take advantage of social media.
Can’t seem to find the radio show he was referring to. All I’ve ever heard was the followup argument/discussion when Bill was on O&A and Patrice called in and they couldn’t agree on what happened.
th-cam.com/video/oxTHPv8lLdI/w-d-xo.html It was the Mancow radio show. I didn't want to dig through it to find the exact segment since I've already been down that rabbit hole, but good luck
@@rainierr9356 his standup maybe but Patrice’s real gold comes from his radio shows. Check him out on O&A or the Black Philip show. If he were alive today he’d be killing the podcast game 🪦
Growing up in the west coast, I’m so glad I was able to listen to opie and Anthony on satellite radio… they were amazing especially their choices of comedians that were on the show
Im not into sports or sports movies but even I know that Invincible is an apocryphal account of the guy’s career. There was no professional football tryout at a bar lol.
It’s insane how much a person with narcissistic personality disorder can dish out, but are ultra sensitive when you start in on them. For a stranger, a narcissist can deal with, but if it’s a relative or something they will completely fall apart, because the relatives know the dirt and could hit much harder with jokes than a stranger!!! RIP to the greatest freestyle on the spot comedian EVER, PERIOD!!!
@@Justin-kc4pe i understand. His stand up is trash, he is kinda like joe rogan: likable and nice podcast moments, but both of them wouldnt have made it this far in standup without podcasts.
Eh, he’s a businessman. If you think of Bert as more of an annoying promoter instead of a comic, seems like these kinds of guys have always been in the comedy world. At least he gives comics a platform which gets them paid 🤷♀️ (but I’m also about to exit out of this clip cuz I can’t fuckin stand his voice lmao, i’m with ya)
@@Mo-mc3mwyup, they literally did not and wouldn’t have gotten famous without jumping on the podcast boom lol. Savvy perhaps, or just rich fucks.. either way, this is the era we’re in now and there’s still solid comics working.
Burr could’ve chose anyone to do a show with. He does it with the most annoying unfunny guy there is. It’s like if Norm did a show with Chris D’elia because he’s popular.
When people tell their past stories all Bert does is try to involve himself in some way so he can make it about him. Start paying attention to him and you'll notice it too. The last time he was on Rogan and it was a two part episode it was really bad.
@@Ptrixle It's nothing against the guy. There's just some people you find unbearable to hear tell a story. Bert is that for me. It's not him, it's me lol
It’s kind of how you are with family. You play fight and argue. Think of it like you have a family member doing something pretty cool with someone else, but that other person isn’t being that cordial. You come by to help out, but make a minor mistake and are then kicked out by that other person. Later, you and that family member begin talking about the mistake you made and how you got kicked out, but the whole time that family member is playing around and arguing with you like normal rather than take you seriously
@@crayothewarrior7713 Thanks. Yeah I got all of that, the part that was confusing me is why Patrice was mad at Bill. He mad at Bill because Bill jokingly yelled at him, or he was mad because Bill gave him advice? What say you
@@DeadDogInc well, Bill wasn’t just making jokes or giving him advice. He was, in modern terms, roasting him, or “busting his balls”. When we joke or roast each other, there’s normally a line that we don’t cross, whether it be a specific subject or the length of the roasting. Either way, there was some form of miscommunication between the two
It lives on forever because of the way you singlehandedly took control of patrices entire legacy. And excluded his friends. And patrice would hate your wife.
I'll tell ya what really happened. Patrice was sitting in his car outside a mcdonalds, and Bill came up, knockced on the window. when patrice rolled it down, bill said "... its cold outside"
You ain't boys , unless you've had a fight like that.
RIP Patrice, you are missed ❣️
Factual
Can't believe it's been 10 years. He's even more relevant today! He is/was truly appreciated!
I have been rocking with y'all boys for over 10 years. I appreciate everything that y'all have done
Dead
Lemur Jackson
Wtf is that supposed to mean?
Was shocked to hear Bert weigh in after the story. Longest time he ever has spent without talking while in sight of a mic. Lol
Bert usually asks a question then throws in an ellipses at the last second and then explains what he thinks the answer will be and why just long enough to keep talking until he reminds himself of a story to tell about his life.
Bill is a gem for us and so was Patrice.
RIP to the legend. 😎
Bill and Patrice are more like a BLESSING to us.
Wish bill didn't carry so much guilt from their last argument before he died. He would be proud of burr
@@tadah21 What was their argument about & why was Patrice banned from the Cellar?
@@samanthab1923here's link th-cam.com/video/Wth-PHb9CpQ/w-d-xo.html
Patrice HATED Burr. Bill pretends like he was Patrice's best friend, but Patrice HATED him so much. He used to talk about it all the time... about how Burr is a phony and how he cultivates black friends for his own benefit like a slavemaster. He called him a "modern slavemaster" many times. Burr is the worst.
The drawing of Patrice has me dead 😂
RIP to you both
Whoever did this video needs to change the way Bert was drawn. If you're gonna draw Patrice like that...
@@devinkkbert doesn't deserve the effort, this a patrice story.
The ginger stubble sells it!
This animation is cutting edge.
It changed my life.
Lol 🤣
Free content. You don’t have to pay an artist or license the recording
Stick figure drawing of Burr is spot on.. 🤣🤣🤣
Yep if there was no actual mention of his name you'd still know exactly who it was
@BC BC lol nah.. he always was a “typical black guy”. Some of his standup is funny but not hilarious. Where he truly shined was like on opie and Anthony, giving dating advice and what not. That shit was gold.
@@CS-ui4qj his standup was solid
@@redfordreddington8834 nah, his standup was generic as fuck. Which is why he is most popular for his podcasts.
@@CS-ui4qj you don't know what you're talking about.
"Yo, Patrice was so fat, the animators made Bert a stick figure" 🤺
"some of the best comedians in the world at the time --- and jeff ross"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good catch
Bert has literally made a career from laughing.
While simultaneously only making idiots laugh
@@lucaslorenz8812 lucky we have you to let the world know what is and isn't funny. Where would we be without you.
Ngl bert is just a third/fourth wheeler. Very happy he has his stuff moving since he needs that income for his family, but god damn is he average.
@@bydreaminc he’s part of the “podcaster cliq” they don’t even have to be funny, or decent people. And they’re pushed out like a product. They’re all super rich at this point.
Y’all bitter as hell
I love the advice segments, but we need more clips of Bill just telling stories and rants!
Bill Burr Is A Blessing & So Was Patrice, Rest In Peace.
Bill and Patrice are a couple of GEMS!
patrice was narcissistic and egotistical, not sensitive. he's mad insecure. that's why he never lost weight, he hated advice
@@cagneybillingsley2165who said he was sensitive
Burr sucks, this shit only exists to wash away the peoples reverence for him posthumously. Fuck that shit, Patrice was always the man and always will be.
@@derekgregg9009bots and comment farms to wash away his legacy posthumously
It's funny how the philly fans were the common enemy that bill and Patrice needed to speak again
War is hell.
that’s for anybody. i never got angry about sports rivalries till i met my first eagles fan.
@@fightingblindly Philly Crowd 1, Bill Burr 0
@@puremercury philly got their greasy drunk asses handed to them. They're just too drunk and stupid to figure that out lol
Fact is, you don't F with Boston comics. Boston is notorious for being the worse town for comedians, if they don't like you they will first humiliate you on stage, then beat the shit outta you after the gig. If Bill could handle Boston crowds, Philly did not stand a chance.
The way bill burr analyzes everything is fkn awesome.
Cmon man, let’s get that episode number
I think this is from bill burr and Bert kreischer’s podcast that used to be on TH-cam
@@alamandrax yeah, very early episode. I’d recommend listening right through. It’s entertaining and not time sensitive.
Man that Philly rant was a thing of beauty, but omg if he would of heard Patrice tell him invincible, he would of roasted them so bad that city probably would of exploded haha
When did people forget how to use would have and not would of?
@@walterrooks turn of the 20th.
@@walterrooks when did people start giving a shit about little inconsequential things like that.
@@colecampbell1906 today.
No way any of these comics beat a Philly crowd.
Thanks Mr Burr.. It's really nice to hear stuff like this.
Bill burr ripping Philly was epic holyshit it made me love bill burr and he became gangsta 💯 yooo
Omg I love this story so much Imao bills take on this is amazing
what a fucking good animation, Disney worthy even. that Bill doodle is amazing hahahaha.
I love how everyone is a stick figure except for Patrice
Just FYI. The Radio guy was ManCow who is good friends with Bert and still does work with him. I think it was a lot more vicious and dog eat dog back then tho.
You sure? I ask as the animation and tone of BUrr's comments indicate it is Marc Maron (WTF is his podcast and he was a on air personality on Air America at the time).
@@timelizondo8737 th-cam.com/video/rdUAfxB0PjQ/w-d-xo.html
Was it mancow or Maron because I know Joe Rogan has had his problems with maron also
@@litb. was Mancow I just listened to them have the argument on O&A that followed
It's Mancow, he even almost says it at. 5:13
If you couldn’t tell that Patrice was “really a sensitive guy,” you can’t read people. Most of the crustiest assholes get really sore if you pick at them the tiniest bit.
Well Patrice would finish anyone in seconds
@David 🤣🤣🤣
He was truly.hurt at shatners roast..go watch it. His feelings were hurt
All comedians are sensitive hell all artists are but that's bit the grounds for this argument. Bill jumped the gun by listening to the fans
@@ronniejdio9411
How so? I watched it yesterday. I don’t recall that.
Bill is like a little brother to Patrice.. just the stories he tells, the way he talks about him and the way he carries on his legacy
My head cannon is that bill is the brother who got fame, married Yoko Ono, used his dead brother for revisionist clout, and ghosted all his buddies after.
Bill groans audibly when anyone brings up the philly set
Yup...it's like he doesn't want his career to be defined...by his career defining set!
I never understood why people liked that so much. It wasn't all that crazy honestly.
@@brahtrumpwonbigly7309 It wasn't? He went out and shit all over an entire city where he was performing for a full set because they were acting like cVnts.
Also, "Brah," no...he didn't.
@@scourge8097it wasn't even in Philly
@@Peter-w4s1e Dude...don't be "that guy." It was a Philly crowd, it was a Philly rant. We all know the story. Nobody needs the "well actually," dude here.
There is a big trove of Patrice O'Neal on the bay of thee pirates titled "Patrice O'Neal - The Complete Collection" almost 20gb worth!
Bill doesnt name names, Joey Diaz gives first middle and last, a postal code, and a full statement.
Like a doctor!!
Patrice was one of a kind!
I legit subscribed just for those glorious intro and outro.
Aight fam, you got my attention...
It would appear The William Burr University is a School of Fine Arts. Immaculate stick figures. Bravo!
Love the Patrice stories
There’s a part in this exact cast where Bill talks about Dane Cook never getting his due. I really want to hear more about that comedic lore.
Dane cook wasnt great but he was just constantly snubbed and looked at as the nickleback of comedy
I love Dane Cooks bit about the Kool aid guy
didn't Dane Cook get in trouble for stealing jokes? or am I mistaking him for someone?
@@colecampbell1906 yeah from Louis CK
Say what you will about his comedy, Dane was ahead of his time with how he built his fanbase. Like he was one of the first people to really take advantage of social media.
RIP THE GREATEST COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!!!!
I really wish Patrice was still here. If he would have gotten in shape we would have the best material from him. Makes me sad
Nobody could tell him what to do, so he killed himself with sugar.
Sitting down of course, as always 😆
Even Patrice's stick figure had Diabetes.
Can’t seem to find the radio show he was referring to. All I’ve ever heard was the followup argument/discussion when Bill was on O&A and Patrice called in and they couldn’t agree on what happened.
th-cam.com/video/oxTHPv8lLdI/w-d-xo.html
It was the Mancow radio show. I didn't want to dig through it to find the exact segment since I've already been down that rabbit hole, but good luck
@@BenOnBass thanks
That’s the longest Iv ever herd Burt anyone talk before.
These are the best
I like how they made Patrice fat but not burt lol 😆
If they made Burnt fat and scaled up for Patrice then he wouldn't be on the screen
Bert is not important enough to spend time abd energy drawing him 😂
Anybody know how to get Patrice's documentary?
Bill truly misses Patrice. He liked the abuse.
It’s too bad Bill and Patrice’s friendship was never the same after their fight
I get a feeling a lot of people had that experience with Patrice
I don't understand why comedians ride Patrice as if he was the greatest comic that ever lived. He was pretty average from what Ive seen
@@rainierr9356 his standup maybe but Patrice’s real gold comes from his radio shows. Check him out on O&A or the Black Philip show. If he were alive today he’d be killing the podcast game 🪦
@@rainierr9356 his speed. He lived for the improv, off the cuff.
@@donleo4482 ill check that out. Maybe the mystery will be solved! :)
Never met him but I miss Patrice
Growing up in the west coast, I’m so glad I was able to listen to opie and Anthony on satellite radio… they were amazing especially their choices of comedians that were on the show
Animated conversations are where it’s at dude, keep it up
this isnt animated
@@nodusk what do you mean it is not animated
@@IAmSplate I mean that it is not animated.
Love that intro song. i jammed to that song for a bit in 2018
TroyBoi - Do You
Thank you
Im not into sports or sports movies but even I know that Invincible is an apocryphal account of the guy’s career.
There was no professional football tryout at a bar lol.
It’s insane how much a person with narcissistic personality disorder can dish out, but are ultra sensitive when you start in on them. For a stranger, a narcissist can deal with, but if it’s a relative or something they will completely fall apart, because the relatives know the dirt and could hit much harder with jokes than a stranger!!! RIP to the greatest freestyle on the spot comedian EVER, PERIOD!!!
Hmm interesting. Never really thought about Patrice having that..probs true
Can’t tell if we’re talking about Bill or Patrice… or both.
@@Jkobe2345 Patrice was not a narcissist. Dude talked most of the time about how he was a bum.
@@universe.factory why doe?
@@JohnDee633 for real this fucker is speaking in Riddles
Love the fact that I recognized Bert from the stickman drawing
The show runner he was talking about was Man-Cow.
ty
2:48 why does one of the stick figures have a gun 😭😭😭😭
Patrice looks like Mr Peanut with a hat
I definitely enjoyed this
bro, please chill off the high pitch screaching sound that started this vid. cheers ✌🤠
Shout out to you for using Troyboi, didn’t even need to replay it I know Do you anywhere
The best outro
Tongue in jail is a classic street joke
I listened until I heard Bert, then I made this comment and I will leave the rest of the video unlistened.
That intro animation of Ol’ Billy looks cool. Nice job. ✌️
if comedy didn't suck so bad today, Bert Kreischer wouldn't have a listenable platform !
Damn never thought of that, so true
@@Justin-kc4pe i understand. His stand up is trash, he is kinda like joe rogan: likable and nice podcast moments, but both of them wouldnt have made it this far in standup without podcasts.
Eh, he’s a businessman. If you think of Bert as more of an annoying promoter instead of a comic, seems like these kinds of guys have always been in the comedy world. At least he gives comics a platform which gets them paid 🤷♀️ (but I’m also about to exit out of this clip cuz I can’t fuckin stand his voice lmao, i’m with ya)
@@Mo-mc3mwyup, they literally did not and wouldn’t have gotten famous without jumping on the podcast boom lol. Savvy perhaps, or just rich fucks.. either way, this is the era we’re in now and there’s still solid comics working.
Epic Rap Battles of History.
The Philly rant was legendary as far as stand-up goes
Burr could’ve chose anyone to do a show with. He does it with the most annoying unfunny guy there is. It’s like if Norm did a show with Chris D’elia because he’s popular.
When people tell their past stories all Bert does is try to involve himself in some way so he can make it about him. Start paying attention to him and you'll notice it too. The last time he was on Rogan and it was a two part episode it was really bad.
The show Bill was referring to was Mancow not O&A.
BROTHERMAN BROTHERMAN.....
Madcow.... Quickdraw
Who did the animations they are on point 😂
Who was the guy Bill was talking about on the show?
My guess is that Patrice roasted him beyond recognition
What song is that Bill is humming at the end?
Where can I get 2 hours of that song at the end?
Hell yeah, road trip jams!
You can just rip it and loop it.
The Philly incident is legendary! Up there with Carlin and Hicks.
ONeal rest in piece big man sad as fuq we lost a talent big time
I always imagined the transsexual was black, no way she was this sort of feminist type with shaved head and nose piercing.
Anyone know the radio show he’s talking about? Edit think it’s mancow
What's the song he's humming at the end?
That Bill Burr stick figure is a dead ringer.
Patrice was the GOAT.
I can't listen to anything that has Bert in it. A real shame, too.
Why?
@@Ptrixle It's nothing against the guy. There's just some people you find unbearable to hear tell a story. Bert is that for me. It's not him, it's me lol
How many channels does this guy have?
Where can I go just to listen to the song at the end? Isn’t there a link? Please
It's taken from an old episode of the mmpc,,,Bill was goofing on dance music.
@@Fazzat333 thanks for nothing but thanks anyway, I’m sure you’re a good guy
@@kirkstable@kirkstable You asked , Dummy!
I made a mistake in my 1st comment, I meant to say :
It's not available fucko 👍
I'm sorry,,, what I should've said was:: It's not available , dummy!
7:02 "OMG" 😂😂😂
From the thumbnail I thought this was Rory and Mal
I miss Patrice.
Dude get rid of that high pitch beep at the very beginning... Why annoy your potential people... Its stupid.
That’s what I thought
@@jaredfulford5111 oh shut up, you bitching about him bitching on a TH-cam comment section makes you no better.
@@gemeu1129 i completely agree. I'm a fucking loser who should shut the hell up.
Now you do the same and the world will be a better place
Can you two stop arguing? You’re filling up this comment space up. Thanks in advance.
That bill burr stick figure...
GODLIKE
Patrice was fhe GOAT. RIP Patrice and Norm.
That lady looks pretty familiar to many nowadays
Of COURSE Bert had to inject himself into Bill's story
Great video but that high pitched noise in the beginning can we not do that thanks!
If someone asked me who those 2 cartoon characters were, I'd guess Bill and Patrice.
Finding out Bill has a black wife makes me think of he has a son it's going to look like Grady from Sanford and Son
What is the still at 58-59 seconds from? The kid flexing while his friends lose it...I know it’s a meme but can’t think of it
I still don't understand why Patrice was mad at bill can someone explain
It’s kind of how you are with family. You play fight and argue. Think of it like you have a family member doing something pretty cool with someone else, but that other person isn’t being that cordial. You come by to help out, but make a minor mistake and are then kicked out by that other person. Later, you and that family member begin talking about the mistake you made and how you got kicked out, but the whole time that family member is playing around and arguing with you like normal rather than take you seriously
@@crayothewarrior7713
Thanks. Yeah I got all of that, the part that was confusing me is why Patrice was mad at Bill. He mad at Bill because Bill jokingly yelled at him, or he was mad because Bill gave him advice? What say you
@@DeadDogInc well, Bill wasn’t just making jokes or giving him advice. He was, in modern terms, roasting him, or “busting his balls”. When we joke or roast each other, there’s normally a line that we don’t cross, whether it be a specific subject or the length of the roasting. Either way, there was some form of miscommunication between the two
@@crayothewarrior7713
Lol so ironic Patrice kinda sounds like a b!tch. The dish it out but can't take it, type
I love the content but that high pitched noise at the beginning of each episode is killing me
It lives on forever because of the way you singlehandedly took control of patrices entire legacy. And excluded his friends. And patrice would hate your wife.
Now I want to hear what Jeff Ross has to say about this!
I'll tell ya what really happened.
Patrice was sitting in his car outside a mcdonalds, and Bill came up, knockced on the window. when patrice rolled it down, bill said "... its cold outside"