Bill Burr | the Monday Morning Podcast LIVE- 10-27-19

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  • Bill rambles live in Los Angeles about the Grand Ole Opry, fashion through the years, and being spied on by the NSA.
    produced by Andrew Themeles & All Things Comedy
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  • @jetarcher3374
    @jetarcher3374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5256

    Witnessing the birth of Sit-down comedy

    • @ID1visor
      @ID1visor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      😂

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Ali Siddiq already has that down. Bill Cosby did it first, but the less said about that, the better.

    • @SAM-ru4vx
      @SAM-ru4vx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      and people call me lazy....yeah uh im gonna tell stories and look at my computer. can i get a beer ovah herre

    • @thedancingveganatheist6310
      @thedancingveganatheist6310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Chappelle has also done this. And Burr has worked with Chappelle.

    • @RockDavid
      @RockDavid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Theomite here and theres....Bill is trending what those just did not so much

  • @samppuli-4154
    @samppuli-4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Did I just watch a bald redhead laying on his couch and rant about shit for almost two hours?
    Yes I did.
    Did I enjoy it?
    One of the greatest things I've ever seen

    • @parkerjeans5777
      @parkerjeans5777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You only can't say the greatest because the philly incident is and was the best

  • @schawdaya
    @schawdaya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    This has to be really inspiring for aspiring comedians, being at a point in your career where you can just go on stage in a sweatshirt on a couch and just say whatever's on your mind and the crowd loves it. Burr's definitely one of the GOATs

    • @ricardoperez-yo1et
      @ricardoperez-yo1et 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cause that the ginger fucking goat .no other one can do that chit ok

    • @jasonmutschall6154
      @jasonmutschall6154 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'm sure dave chappel's cigarette agrees

    • @thegreenpianist7683
      @thegreenpianist7683 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jasonmutschall6154Dave's right there with him as well

  • @nicolehunt326
    @nicolehunt326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    Bill is the living embodiment 'you no what really grinds my gears'

    • @sirrom5155
      @sirrom5155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and that's about the entirety of his 'substance'

    • @kentuckyfriedchildren5385
      @kentuckyfriedchildren5385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      know

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@sirrom5155 he's a comedian he's not Aristotle

    • @cardinalwilson8034
      @cardinalwilson8034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BlazRa no but he made good points, are we not supposed to take it seriously?

    • @nyChannel09
      @nyChannel09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cardinalwilson8034 Take it seriously
      You can tell his jokes and his advicr apart very well.

  • @jrkinnard1
    @jrkinnard1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    "They can use a mouse, but they can't type their feelings."
    I'm dying.

  • @leebrennan5790
    @leebrennan5790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +957

    Bill is in his own league. It's incredible how comfortable, casual and in-control he is in environments like this. What a beast

    • @vuk8550
      @vuk8550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well his body language actually implies tension and nervousness, but as always, he handles it masterfully.

    • @mooeyterrieblay834
      @mooeyterrieblay834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

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    • @vuk8550
      @vuk8550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mooeyterrieblay834 Eh?

    • @samuelmmmk181
      @samuelmmmk181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mooeyterrieblay834 Yeah bro I knew it wasn't just me. Glad you noticed that too. I don't agree about the part you were talking about the pacquiao v mayweather fight.

    • @jerrilehane7815
      @jerrilehane7815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vuk8550 You state eternal truth...GENIUS Bill Burr...it ain't fair...so good.

  • @vcvortex6356
    @vcvortex6356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Bill is a rare gem. I am glad that he exists.

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Frfr💯💯

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If this guy ever comes to England
      I will get a provie loan out to go and see him
      because I'm on universal credit (welfare) he is fast becoming the world No1 in comedy forget the rest
      He is the best !

    • @brunoleite8380
      @brunoleite8380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      These days Nia own his balls though sadly 🤷‍♂️

    • @RobertBailey-bq4mo
      @RobertBailey-bq4mo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He exists to entertain us all

    • @mikebud12
      @mikebud12 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@brunoleite8380 please elaborate

  • @johnnycheung5824
    @johnnycheung5824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Bill's Southern hick accent is as iconic as Dave Chappelle's old white man accent.

    • @Monsteretrope
      @Monsteretrope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I perfonally prefer his women voice xD

    • @Spazticmonkey1000
      @Spazticmonkey1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hes bostonian

    • @KB-nz6bv
      @KB-nz6bv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Spazticmonkey1000 we know.. reread the OP

    • @e3IZrZ
      @e3IZrZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Spazticmonkey1000 Did you know he is a human being?

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@e3IZrZ you must be fun at parties 😂

  • @thevillain267
    @thevillain267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    This needs to be a Netflix Series Bill just ranting and reading letters.. so damn funny

    • @anitabonghit7606
      @anitabonghit7606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He already does this it's called his podcast

    • @thevillain267
      @thevillain267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@anitabonghit7606 with an audience on stage god damn there is always one lol

    • @jamesgibson1456
      @jamesgibson1456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @cronini1 ditto

    • @DoubleH92
      @DoubleH92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or just have it on TH-cam...

    • @thelogicofcheese90
      @thelogicofcheese90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Netflix ruined Norm MacDonald's podcast and also forced his old ones off TH-cam when they bought the rights to it. Netflix would problary force Bill to be tame too unfortunately. Bill is better unleashed as was Norm.

  • @Emy53
    @Emy53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Bill, NEVER change...never mellow. YOU are perfect just the way you are.

  • @travismitchell210
    @travismitchell210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Truck driver here... I listen to Bill on the home stretch of my route every night lately. This guy is hilarious and I'm not even a huge stand up guy.

    • @nickmccall8027
      @nickmccall8027 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well you are a truck driver 😅

  • @wellreadbull3740
    @wellreadbull3740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    He's selling out venues just ranting and doing his podcast. Let that sink in! Basically no material, all the money! Genius!

    • @TheCAPSLOCKrage
      @TheCAPSLOCKrage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      To be fair i think that sheet he was holding was all material lol but he definitely was just ranting for a lot of it

    • @athemeles
      @athemeles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@TheCAPSLOCKrage the sheets were just the listener emails. he was just fidgeting.

    • @souryabanik
      @souryabanik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah. He's on a different level!

    • @climberguy10001
      @climberguy10001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      right, just think of him running the free world and doing this.. WAIT.. its already happening! lol

    • @Nick-jj2lt
      @Nick-jj2lt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm not letting any more sinks in my house

  • @bird9350
    @bird9350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    I almost died of laughter within the first 2 minutes.

    • @PowerHouse1987
      @PowerHouse1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Imagine if they made 911 into a chick flick... Murdered me!

    • @Coconutscott
      @Coconutscott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know its going to happen.

  • @MrCal2648
    @MrCal2648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Having a live audience makes the Podcast better, giving it a laugh track.

    • @MrNyuknyuk
      @MrNyuknyuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is a laugh track

  • @theaccursedj.e.2723
    @theaccursedj.e.2723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    In his podcasts, stand ups and even in interviews I never get tired of hearing Bill crack himself up.

  • @baringozi2214
    @baringozi2214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    This is like a free special with no prepared material and way more furniture. Thank you Bill

  • @jamietodd2560
    @jamietodd2560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Some people have a stream of consciousness that's just made for comedy.

    • @Dog3D
      @Dog3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I honestly believe it's because a lot of comics are slightly or severely ADHD. Thats why so many tangents stem from bill

    • @montinyek6554
      @montinyek6554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Dead Man remind me again how was masculinity "outlawed"? I fucking hate the so called "progressive left" but you guys are nuts too

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@montinyek6554 ok jew

    • @heem8814
      @heem8814 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dead Man no i think it's just talent

    • @dank_frank2580
      @dank_frank2580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      “It’s called conversation”

  • @sackingsjw55
    @sackingsjw55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    All of this is hysterical. I can't even quote one line, there's dozens of dingers

  • @allendavis3107
    @allendavis3107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is why bill burr is the GOAT. On man one stage. Just walking out and making people laugh with whatever comes to his mind.

  • @totalbliss1
    @totalbliss1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    11:20 - He broke down Beyonce's whole vibe on stage perfectly. Someone finally said it without fearing the retaliation of the B hive.

    • @strengthandmasculinity
      @strengthandmasculinity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      What the fuck is a B hive gayest shit I have ever heard.

    • @dominickschrute3084
      @dominickschrute3084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What the hell is the B hive? That's a thing?

    • @totalbliss1
      @totalbliss1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@strengthandmasculinity Your mom's probably in it.

    • @strengthandmasculinity
      @strengthandmasculinity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@totalbliss1 what r u 12?weak

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Bill told the entire city of Philadelphia to go fuck itself to it's face for 20 minutes straight. BYonce should be afraid of him.

  • @malikgb1454
    @malikgb1454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    This could easily have been a very successful comedy special.

    • @VAMPlRELLA
      @VAMPlRELLA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I actually like the MM podcast over his stand up most of the time. They episodes aren't as tight but he has a lot of great bits that he can't reuse

    • @StannisDoyleWood
      @StannisDoyleWood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He definitely marketed it like one, well planned and executed

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is 😀

    • @tattletalestrangler7815
      @tattletalestrangler7815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wesley Davis yeah I agree, his voice on stage is still filtered compared to his podcast

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ironically Paper Tiger was pretty much rehashed material and podcast shenanigans.

  • @QuackingKing
    @QuackingKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Eating a deep fried eagle” holy shit...even Bill was cracking up at his own joke.

  • @adriancastillo1957
    @adriancastillo1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Holy shit... over two hours of off the cuff hilarity... Bill Burr is so freakin genius....

  • @keironthomson6769
    @keironthomson6769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Only Bill burr can just sit there, and make a crowd laugh, sitting down the entire time. I honestly respect this dudes comfortability with the crowd.

  • @stevonico
    @stevonico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    This podcast is better than most comedy specials

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep. Bills the 🐐

    • @willscruton2631
      @willscruton2631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk man, I fkn love this podcast but as someone who's not American whenever he talks about American football I just completely shut off n get bored fast, also I think he'd need guests to become that popular but no question if he went for that format he'd definitely be better than Joe

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willscruton2631 yeah im not a fan of football or sports at all. Sometimes ill listen other times ill skip it. He still inevitably says some funny shit talking about sports too.

    • @paperroutlou5345
      @paperroutlou5345 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this a podcast for real? I thoutght, it was a standup, i mean a seat down comedy 😂😂😂

    • @johnhenryholliday3590
      @johnhenryholliday3590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@willscruton2631 that’s why I love burr though man. He doesn’t do this for anyone else but himself but also knows the reach or exposure that a podcast has. Even when he talks about specific shit to him he can find a way to make you laugh, regardless of whether or not you’re invested. You’ve got to love or better respect anybody who simply does them. Page out of Patrices book. Gotta love Billy broad brush ova-heeeaaaayyyyy!!!

  • @WealthyHomeless
    @WealthyHomeless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    If bill does podcast with camera and a setup he'll be popular as jre

    • @UlfMTG
      @UlfMTG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      big true

    • @layzorbeeemz7317
      @layzorbeeemz7317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I wish they would join their podcasts. They are fuckin hilarious together.

    • @TheHonestTerrorist
      @TheHonestTerrorist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Jre's a joke compared to this

    • @kartikaybhardwaj3528
      @kartikaybhardwaj3528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@TheHonestTerrorist my two cents on JRE: Why the holy fuck is it so long? 3-4 hours are you kidding me?

    • @nilloc28
      @nilloc28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Gordon Morrice nobody cares that he’s hunts and does DMT.

  • @gemeu1129
    @gemeu1129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I swear this was just as good and funny as any of his specials. Guy is such a natural stand up comedian.

  • @Blinkz
    @Blinkz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2152

    I like how the curtain gets pulled, and he’s just sitting on a couch. “Alright....”

    • @repetitivereality2829
      @repetitivereality2829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Boss moment.

    • @dionaleigh1505
      @dionaleigh1505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Wouldn't expect anything less from Sir Freckles.

    • @TheRosiebeam
      @TheRosiebeam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And you're probably sitting on the toilet with shit drying on your asshole hairs while writing that

    • @ek8285
      @ek8285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because after he just gets two guys to carry the couch out with him on it like in Chapelle show

    • @Blinkz
      @Blinkz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheRosiebeam 👍

  • @kylelanctot3344
    @kylelanctot3344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1971

    "Titanic was horrible......Imagine if they made 9/11 a chick flick" 😮😮😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kylelanctot3344
      @kylelanctot3344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Janjão Jonata 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @VaughnJogVlog
      @VaughnJogVlog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It’s been done already. Forgot the movie, but there was a Rom-Com with a twist ending showing the guy in the tower on September 11, 2001.

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Look up "Remember Me" lolol, and watch the ending

    • @noogie003
      @noogie003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      VaughnJogVlog Holy fuck your right, lmao I forgot about that horrific movie

    • @stevena3333
      @stevena3333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kevin Johnson lol I thought the same thing.

  • @christophergregory1205
    @christophergregory1205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "They're wearing the wrong tires."
    😂😂😂

  • @michaelkelly1588
    @michaelkelly1588 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The difference between the raw, straight talk of his podcast, and the refined, polished nature of his stand up is astounding, and I love them both.

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1731

    Bill burr ranting off the top of his head for 2 hours straight is still funnier than any other comedian who’s monotonously reciting rehearsed material for an hour

    • @matthewgruter2937
      @matthewgruter2937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Because these 2 hours are 50 brilliant years in the making!

    • @hihihihihello
      @hihihihihello 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agree

    • @pts5217
      @pts5217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Completely agree. Especially younger comics. So many hacks.

    • @ViewsFromTheDeathStar
      @ViewsFromTheDeathStar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      So true. Crazy how he can just go be himself and entertain the shit out of everyone.

    • @randyhall161
      @randyhall161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It takes resourcing and trial and error in stand up. Bill is one of a kind. Material needs to be broken down between different crowds, and then broken down by the comic for the best outcome. Specials arent just one time jokes they thought of the day before. Some jokes take years, some joke take weeks. Its all about the dialogue, crowd and comedian. Never forget the delivery...

  • @CaptMcstabbin86
    @CaptMcstabbin86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The "Eating a deep-fried Eagle" bit had me laughing way too loud at work lol

  • @runronnierun7213
    @runronnierun7213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Bill Burr unscripted and just being himself is better than 9 out of 10 comedians' with a routine. Bill Burr with a routine is the GOAT!

    • @downeybill
      @downeybill ปีที่แล้ว +1

      9 out of ten? 10 thousand maybe.

  • @btshanyce8975
    @btshanyce8975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Theater of solitude" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @docskate4312
    @docskate4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This man has reached ultimate entertainment level. You just watch him exist and listen and it's enough.

  • @jkblohm9899
    @jkblohm9899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “YAAS QUEEN!” *I CAN’T BREATHE*

  • @nekoi6390
    @nekoi6390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I don't know when to start reading the advertisements"
    TH-cam: Ads in 3... 2.. 1...
    Perfect Timing.

  • @BillyHayes79Music
    @BillyHayes79Music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The guy at 20:30 who says "Tell us how you really feel" is still hanging

    • @devan6127
      @devan6127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like that’s the whole reason everyone is there.. to hear how he feels 🤦🏼‍♀️😆

  • @fodidodearranjarnick
    @fodidodearranjarnick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    the titanic versus 9/11 thought was brilliant

    • @mflugo9082
      @mflugo9082 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andre Aguas id watch that 9/11 movie.

    • @thefallenonezz7540
      @thefallenonezz7540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ironically they already did that to 9/11 its free on youtube

    • @randylahey2923
      @randylahey2923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The FallenOneZz but its not a chick flick tho :/

  • @JoeBlowUK
    @JoeBlowUK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I love listening to Bill saying things that every guy who is really honest with himself is actually thinking, but too afraid of getting in trouble. 👀👍

  • @Ketroc
    @Ketroc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love that unintentional joke "I'm not an idiot. I know how the numbers in the alphabet work"

  • @MrKit19832009
    @MrKit19832009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It's weird because he's talking to the crowd but if it was just another episode of the MMP, it would be exactly the same. The crowd is incidental. The man is a genius.

  • @jeremyw.norwood1453
    @jeremyw.norwood1453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    His intellectual capability and speed of thought makes this, which is basically an honest stream of conciousness spoken out loud as it forms in his mind, so entertaining, so insightful, truthful, and disconcertingly funny... I so dig his manner of thought and openly honest personality. Genius.

  • @oslonorway547
    @oslonorway547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    YASS! It's like watching a Bill Burr new special ... Thanks to whoever came up with this idea.

    • @Cashout95
      @Cashout95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oslo MGTOW Incel navn

    • @oslonorway547
      @oslonorway547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Cashout95 So let me get this straight. I'm supposed to somehow prove to you that I'm not an InCel, because being an InCel is the new bad thing to be nowadays, after being labeled a _"nerd"_ became a cool thing, right?
      So that jab you threw at me was to say, _"You're MGTOW because you aren't getting laid often."_ But then if I pull up my notch count from the past two weeks alone, then it becomes an argument of, _"Oh but why won't you settle down and marry one of them?"_ ... and so on.
      I'm guessing that all women must certainly love you for viewing them based on how badly you desire to stic7 your schlong inside them, don't they?
      ... From your comment, I assume *you place the importance of your life based on how many women you are chasing at any point in your existence.* That's why you've got a problem with any man who is refusing to put the pursuit of vagina in first place in his life, right? .... Must be fulfilling to be spending your waking hours everyday planning to please some vagina that day, since you've got no other higher ambitions beyond your reproductive functions. We'll certainly discover the next Albert Einstein by breeding more of your type. The human race can definitely bet on that! 😁

    • @Cashout95
      @Cashout95 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oslo MGTOW Du trenger ikke svare på engelsk når jeg skriver til deg på norsk, du imponerer ingen.
      Er bare stereotypisk å være incel og MGTOW samtidig, for å så deretter gå inn i en forsvarsmodus med novelle av antakelser og idiotiske påstander. Trist.

    • @oslonorway547
      @oslonorway547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Cashout95 No stupid, you wanted to be famous so read it and perhaps it will give you new found meaning and purpose for your life. Cos evidently, you're still young and right now the success of your peni5 is the highest achievement in life that your brain can dream of. 😁 What an immature loser!

    • @dexteritem11
      @dexteritem11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Oslo MGTOW Spot on. 👏😁

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Coming back to watch again and it's amazing that Bill doing a podcast live is better than a lot of stand ups today!

  • @SandraLovesRoses
    @SandraLovesRoses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how he doesn't need anyone to interview him, he'll interview himself. Basically. He rocks so much! So glad I met him. Wish I didn't lose the picture.

  • @markbaker5599
    @markbaker5599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I could listen to this guy read the telephone directory.

  • @rikupv
    @rikupv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    This is genuinely one of the funniest bits of bill burr I've ever seen, and this isn't even a special! This is how you can tell if a person is really funny, they don't have to prepare any lines or nothing but they go off the top and still are hilarious!! Go Billy bean bag!

    • @briancannon5614
      @briancannon5614 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was prepared. U see his paper?

    • @boofman0486
      @boofman0486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@briancannon5614 obviously he has a list of topics to talk about and ads but its not like he rehearsed anything all the jokes are off top

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He does tha same voices over n over which is annoying but other than he's golden

    • @namenome3680
      @namenome3680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@briancannon5614 and how many times he used that paper ? DRUG ADDICTS and then he loses thought ant just rants about something and its hilarious :D

    • @johnszczerba9979
      @johnszczerba9979 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's how I found out Russell Peters is not funny. He was on a podcast for over an hour before he finally said something funny. Meanwhile actual funny comedians can't help but say funny things... it's impossible for bill Burr to be boring

  • @randysparks8386
    @randysparks8386 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I LOVE THIS !!! I NEED MORE BILL -you're the greatest don't ever stop and I will never stop watching and listening as long as your here I will be right there with you===BILL BURR FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!

  • @mariom6368
    @mariom6368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I feel as if I'm stoned hanging out with Bill

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well you probably are stoned but youre not hanging out with bill.

    • @bad71hd
      @bad71hd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am stoned currently doing everything, 24 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year, stoned

    • @theadmiral460
      @theadmiral460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bad71hd watch out for those malpractice suits Doc

  • @TopStrikerMaverick
    @TopStrikerMaverick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    He should have his own talk show, he is overqualified.

    • @kingXofXhell
      @kingXofXhell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Bad Idea.. too many strings attached and he cant go full Bill

    • @gammer0016
      @gammer0016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He already has and its called Monday Morning podcast :D

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bill doesn’t need it. Simple as that. A talk show is just a residency. Leno and Dave were the last guys to do well from it.
      Craig Ferguson who no one knows walked after 10 years. He had talent. Bill doesn’t need that.

    • @TopStrikerMaverick
      @TopStrikerMaverick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kingXofXhell Not if it’s on HBO...

    • @Pedro-et2pu
      @Pedro-et2pu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Talk Show is an outdated format. Who wants to see 10 minute interviews where the interviewer must do a stupid monologue followed by forced jokes written by somebody else?
      Podcasts are far superior and more natural.

  • @UnklSam39
    @UnklSam39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    "Can you imagine if they made 9/11 into a chick flick?"
    He called it. Remember this right here.

    • @drankydrank1
      @drankydrank1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Remember Me (2010 film)

    • @tateoh810
      @tateoh810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If bill does podcast with camera and a setup he'll be popular as jre

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@tateoh810 Theyre different animals. Bill is by far the funniest podcast out, JRE's goal isnt comedy.

    • @brodies2494
      @brodies2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@A6Legit
      M

    • @donitalia
      @donitalia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      never forget*

  • @Zman44444
    @Zman44444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    First time I’ve seen the live podcast, and DAMN do I love it. Seeing his actions behind a rambling voice is amazing. I laugh my ass off harder with these podcasts than I do the stand ups. His relaxed comedy is perfect. A rambling, near mad man, making jokes along the way.

  • @ticklefritz5406
    @ticklefritz5406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    A virtuoso at your craft. Nice one Bill, you crushed it

  • @tylerspeier3161
    @tylerspeier3161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    “You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here”
    -Joel Osteen, 2018

    • @Montoya1991
      @Montoya1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -joel olsteen,houaton hurricane 2018

    • @teamgitusome
      @teamgitusome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tyler Speier lmao

    • @Garrick1983
      @Garrick1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everybody complaining about Joel let zero people in and did nothing for them. Do as I tell you but I’m not doing that shit. - PC babies

    • @misslane4106
      @misslane4106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Joel i would do anything for love but i wont do that Olsteen

    • @tylerspeier3161
      @tylerspeier3161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sean Rehse are you speaking in code? Is English your third language? What does this mean?

  • @Nika_Joy_Boy
    @Nika_Joy_Boy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "eating a deep fried eagle" fkn killed me

  • @AngelsArcade
    @AngelsArcade 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Every sound, word and sentence that comes out of this brilliant man's mouth has me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NotSimonL
    @NotSimonL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bill I love how this is done its like a late night with bill just sitting there talking shit its hilarious

  • @joei.507
    @joei.507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The story of the dude on the street air drumming reminded me of Bill talking about punching muffins and not losing eye contact. Hahaha

  • @hellionrictus657
    @hellionrictus657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This Is like a brand new free special. So fucking talented. Kills twice a week on his podcast. It’s like another special every week without the crowd. Comedy genius

  • @shokurt1
    @shokurt1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I would attend this any day of the week!! This is entertainment

  • @jonathanlick8513
    @jonathanlick8513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this is stand-up or netflix special quality but hes literally just talking. burr the best

  • @elchiponr1
    @elchiponr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    " a lot of eric clapton songs being played in the back" haha, thats a nice euphemism for cocaine use

    • @scotthafele5266
      @scotthafele5266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If your hearing music go see a psychiatrist

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes...that one took me a second. I was thinking: is this the Cream/60s era or...the 80s :-P

    • @here7036
      @here7036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@scotthafele5266 I love how often you see someone in the comments be smug about their own stupidity lololol you idiot

    • @NintenDub
      @NintenDub 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scotthafele5266 if they're songs you don't like than you don't feel them you kinda just hear em maaaaaannn

    • @lucasthompson1650
      @lucasthompson1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Scott Hafele if the whispering voices that follow me request a specific song, that’s cool if I hear that though, right?
      Ooo… nevermind… they say I can’t trust you.

  • @leapyear9460
    @leapyear9460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is the best entertainment. Off the cuff-genuine and a total riot

  • @UlfMTG
    @UlfMTG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    49:20 how does he come up with this shit on the fly like that?!?!? everything that comes out of his mouth is fuckin gold lol

    • @bad71hd
      @bad71hd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How does it come with shit like this on the fly? It's called thinking. He thinks then he speaks, unlike you who speaks and maybe doesn't think ever again

    • @eminenception
      @eminenception 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bad71hd damn calm down

  • @MarmaladeSally
    @MarmaladeSally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Conan to Bill: “No ones happy, when you’re talkin.”
    😆😆

  • @L3SSTH4NL33T
    @L3SSTH4NL33T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I hope he does this live regularly, like once a month or something

    • @ferd_dwi
      @ferd_dwi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      nah twice a year would be fine

    • @westonhancock5364
      @westonhancock5364 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he does it every Monday...

    • @travishuttonau
      @travishuttonau 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@westonhancock5364 AND THURSDAY

    • @Haywood_Jablowme
      @Haywood_Jablowme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Weston Hancock Not with a crowd though

    • @MrOnay-px1jx
      @MrOnay-px1jx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unfortunate

  • @Joshua-cq4sq
    @Joshua-cq4sq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    All I can imagine is Bill just going "HEY NIIIIIIAAAAAAA... GET IN HEREEE"

    • @eminenception
      @eminenception 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Stix N' Stones bruh

    • @eminenception
      @eminenception 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Stix N' Stones chicken butt

  • @TWOxTONE_773
    @TWOxTONE_773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The fact that this man can sell tickets and rant for almost 2 hours is nothing short of amazing. Nobody can rant on like Bill can.

  • @knocknockify
    @knocknockify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That décolletage bit at around the 55 minute mark has me rolling 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @aesopbricktop
    @aesopbricktop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Should do it like this every podcast.

    • @TheCAPSLOCKrage
      @TheCAPSLOCKrage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'd even be happy with once a month

    • @matthewgruter2937
      @matthewgruter2937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's a nice bit of performance art but the live performance changes the dynamic

    • @1x0x
      @1x0x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Matthew Gruter yeah i agree i like it more when i feel like im the only audience member instead of bill trying to make these loser laugh

    • @ocwpzw
      @ocwpzw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or just do a podcast in front of a camera. Seeing his facial expressions adds so much to the experience.

    • @anunknowndude
      @anunknowndude 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, but now he can interact decently with people and in breaks some awkward situations where he finishes a topic and "I don't know what to say now"

  • @mkjk2534
    @mkjk2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Lovely. Bill is one of my favorite human beings to ever exist.

  • @feYslYa
    @feYslYa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    better than most comedians specials, love this guy

  • @vincenttalley5938
    @vincenttalley5938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    13:07 Had my dying.
    13:20 Also the “Heya Mr. Dunaghee” voice 😂
    20:30 Also that voice
    9:55 Aaaand that one 😂

    • @andraignat11
      @andraignat11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:26:58 - the eyes when he reads "And also people say they can't picture me mad" 😂😂😂

  • @merwilliamson4918
    @merwilliamson4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I love how this just feels like I'm chilling in a living room talking with Bill

  • @watermelonboy100
    @watermelonboy100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Love how you are releasing these keep it comin

  • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
    @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Dude did the podcast in front of a hollywood audience and didnt sugarcoat them no matter how much they groaned.

  • @maureen669
    @maureen669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "a giant Hurst shifter made out of a fishbowl and somebody's crutches" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm crying.

  • @esSDeeThunder
    @esSDeeThunder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    This was hilarious. Bill Burr is the comedian of the decade imo. Chapelle and Burr are in an elite class, but Chapelle didn't really come back strong until his Netflix signing in 2015. Burr has been in his bag this whole decade.

    • @smurfitoo1585
      @smurfitoo1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea I agree but Dave Chappell came back strong like you said and he had the 90s early 2000s late 2010s and about to have to 2020s on lock … and I like burr more than Chappelle but younger people related more to Dave than burr unfortunately but burr hands down has been in his bad for over ten years since Chappell show lol Dave fake out hun on to mainstream and tv

    • @Tellingthetruthaboutpolice
      @Tellingthetruthaboutpolice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chappelle was busy mastering how to pray 5times a day. As an entrepreneur it's perfect when you shape your life around Islam instead of Islam around your life. He did amazing.

    • @themarsman5155
      @themarsman5155 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smurfitoo1585 Eh Dave Chappelle comedy doesn't always land for me and I'm a young man. Like sex jokes honestly never found that type of jokes very funny.

    • @smurfitoo1585
      @smurfitoo1585 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@themarsman5155 you must not have sex very often huh

    • @themarsman5155
      @themarsman5155 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smurfitoo1585 Mmm no I do but I just don't find it funny everyone has different taste in comedy, so there is no need to be a dick about it

  • @chasbury5328
    @chasbury5328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Burr is undefeated bro. I could watch this all day.

  • @paulyshore1942
    @paulyshore1942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Literally just describes his day and it’s the most entertaining comedy special possible. Dudes make years of jokes to fill that amount of time

  • @syfyrytr1652
    @syfyrytr1652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I channel Bill while driving alone... He is a national treasure

  • @lukebrennan521
    @lukebrennan521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was a free comedy special... not a podcast... You went above and beyond Billy.... so good 👏👏👍

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “She doesn’t have a Talywacker!!!!”

  • @ZER0713
    @ZER0713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Bill Burr: Just let addicts be!
    Oregon in 2020: He has a point.

  • @james.notorious
    @james.notorious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    If bill burr was to release every podcast like this his viewership and subscriber count would explode! This must be a one off? Loved it anyway haha.

    • @baringozi2214
      @baringozi2214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is the second time he's done a live one.

    • @ifacecheck
      @ifacecheck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This one was so good. I WISH he 'd do them all in front of a crowd.

  • @totalbliss1
    @totalbliss1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    19:12 - "Do you have any idea what's it like to marry a toxic white male and then take him for everything he's got three years later and still feel that toxicity in the pool you didn't pay for??" Lol!

  • @thedonofthsht76-58
    @thedonofthsht76-58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hows this have over a million views!? He should do all his podcasts live. This was right before covid hit too.. feels good to hear laughter

  • @jeremyfannon8537
    @jeremyfannon8537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bill and carlin are the funniest legend comedians to ever live

  • @Mario-vt2dy
    @Mario-vt2dy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    this is a great career move
    you dont need to call it a podcast anymore
    it's just bill burr live

  • @suzuka8235
    @suzuka8235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Anyone else say '' owwwww geeezusss'' to themselves when something comes up? My wife hates it lol

    • @northeastslingshot1664
      @northeastslingshot1664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mine too. I call her Laaaaaaaady all the time 😂

    • @zoomlensshow
      @zoomlensshow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol and Ladies !!!!

    • @BC_E91
      @BC_E91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      HONEYYYYYYYY!!!! oh honey....

    • @zoomlensshow
      @zoomlensshow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BC_E91 Free !

    • @scotthafele5266
      @scotthafele5266 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. I’m not a three year old girl

  • @DubstepBoy1995
    @DubstepBoy1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Choose one for a random Bill moment.
    00:51 30:13 41:59 47:45
    03:56 31:59 42:28 13:06
    05:38 34:29 43:28
    15:48 35:24 44:26
    22:09 39:49 42:00
    24:56 26:55 52:39

  • @charlescollins2440
    @charlescollins2440 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This should be a regular thing. Dude just casually did almost 2 hours of improvised stand up. Literally on the mount rushmore of best comics EVER😅

  • @quintonkirk285
    @quintonkirk285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Am I the only one who still says "like a boss" before his videos

    • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM
      @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Like a baws"
      Gets me everytime.

    • @AHighlander
      @AHighlander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@THE-BUNKEN-DRUM How Scotsmen say it.

    • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM
      @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AHighlander : Ha close mate, I'm a Geordie. It's what's said at the beginning of 1 of his podcast chanels.

    • @bradbradleys6091
      @bradbradleys6091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Allenpalin

    • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM
      @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bradbradleys6091 : That's the 1

  • @scaberouswretch3673
    @scaberouswretch3673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bill on a stage talking random shit is better than most comedians material they've worked on for years.
    Genuinely one of the most naturally funny people on earth.

  • @TIOLIOfficial
    @TIOLIOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That "Cars" and cµnt joke was hilarious.

  • @marztye
    @marztye ปีที่แล้ว

    "Theater of solitude" LOLOLOL fuck that was gold!

  • @Multizilla
    @Multizilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I let every commercial fully play on every Bill Burr podcast...I try all I can do and afford .. to support ...love you man!

  • @sethdusith6093
    @sethdusith6093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Bill ranting is somehow more funny than Kevin harts stand up

    • @chrismarquette8627
      @chrismarquette8627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Puppy murder is funnier than Kevin Hart

    • @blackholediscoball
      @blackholediscoball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He goes by Mark Normand now and he has gotten better.

    • @reinhardrommel2498
      @reinhardrommel2498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Literally anything is funnier than Kevin hart's standup

    • @_ChrisPBacon_
      @_ChrisPBacon_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A ded lizard is funnier than kevin hart

    • @chargersfan0560
      @chargersfan0560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wdym somehow