IN ONE OF THE LATER EPISODES, THEY GO ON A SAILING DATE AND THE LOCKSMITH LITERALLY ARRIVES ON HIS OWN, SEPARATE BOAT IT’S HIS MOST ICONIC ENTRANCE IN THE WHOLE SHOW
also "I have the inate ability to..." screams 90's-2000's "edgy culture" and how everyone was trying to use a broader vocabulary in context where it wasn't needed. Like lady just say "I have a talent with designing clothes", I bet she doesn't even know what inate means. An inate ability to design clothes would be like if she was designing clothes by accident and in her sleep without even attempting to design clothes, like what? XD
@@-desertpackrat honestly? it has the same vibes as "graphic design is my passion" so i dunno if it was ironic or not but it made me chuckle nonetheless
I mean he is pretty charming. But did you see how uncomfortable she looked the last time? In the end I don't think she would have appreciated him and his greatness as much as he desirves :)
So funny story: We recently had to get our locks replaced and we hired this random dude. So when he arrived the first thing I thought was *"When the locksmith arrives, one man must go."*
@lost cause You really live up to your @ don't you? Those are the same arguments abusers say all the time. Even if someone signs up for a show to stay surrounded by men, that doesn't imply they have to act so disgusting around her, and it doesn't mean that someone has to allow it or be the one to blame. But honestly I am not expecting you to understand that.
Chubby cheeks, stubby neck, shoulders raised (he's a big guy).. so he gives the impression of holding in a cough But you probably werent looking for a real answer. Sorry I just felt compelled to :DD
The though of being a woman chained to four pretty big dudes, and therefore being unable to have my own space or get them away from me if they began to make me uncomfortable is terrifying. Like, the part where she has to lay on that dude in the car and when they all just decided time To Make Fun of Her in the hot tub, and knowing that she couldn't (at least in fiction) get away from them made me legitimately scared for her.
It would be bad no matter what but she's in the *middle.* At least put her at the front of the train? Give her a little bit of autonomy, geez. Allows her to go to the bathroom alone or something. Take a breather. Or switch them around so they took turns being at the front or SOMETHING?
that wasn’t really a fart joke though lmaoo it was just a guy ridiculing a woman for not being ‘ladylike’, there was no fart it was just cooter bubbles that they drew way too much attention to, she was allowed to react like that
I'm starting a cult dedicated to spreading the influence of the locksmith, I don't know why but the locksmith has spoken to my soul without even saying anything
Dude, there is a difference between a fart joke and pointing at someone and saying "hey, you farted!" Which is what that guy was doing to Steph, seemingly just to embarrass her. Which was pretty... shitty of him.
I'm also 100% that was supposed to be a queef joke not a fart joke. He made a big deal about the bubbles coming from her crotch and the way she crossed her legs after. It was a gross "we're dudes and your a girl with a gross vag" 'joke.'
Thank you someone gets it right for fart can be funny but not at someone’s expense any joke actually at someone’s expense And people have different sense of humour is the course she didn’t find it funny because I was at her expense
My partner and I were both dating the same guy as a throuple and then left him when he wasn’t acting right and we’re still together and very much in love
I have started saying "rest in keith" whenever something moderately bad happens (something breaks, death in video game, etc) because of this video and it drives my friends insane. It's like out of my hands at this point it's a reflex.
I feel like it wasn't the fart aspect of the humor that Steph didn't like, but instead the shaming part of them laughing. As a woman, men often say things that make me self-conscience about the stupidest, most normal things ever. The bubbles are just air coming out of the swimsuit, but the men acted like Steph should have done something to stop it from happening. Like they thought it was gross.
Grow up. Everyone in that situation was being childish. Although I might give Steph a bit of a pass since she’s chained there and couldn’t leave immediately.
Yeaa. I also think that the joke would have passed because she was smiling before the other dude went like "yo it's not a joke, there's bubbles coming out". I think he was the one who ruined the whole vibe but maybe I'm looking too far into it.
Plenty of other people made this point already, but I think the fart jokes weren't actually what made Steph irritated and annoyed. Most likely it was the fact that due to the boys focusing in on her crotch, the production crew followed suit (i.e. weird camera zoom in on her crotch). It's bad enough to have a group of boys point at your hoohaa and laugh, but several cameramen trying to get a good enough shot of your crotch (for editors), a whole crew of people (probably) making weird looks since this is the 2000s, and the knowledge that whatever footage of your crotch they got is 100% not in your control? For anyone it'd be stressful enough to get them PISSED.
I keep thinking they should have an episode where the four candidates just all run in opposite directions and tear apart the Picker like horses executing a traitor to the crown.
um excuse me but MY middle school relationship lasted 7 months so HA (that's true but all jokes man literally any middle school relationship ends in like a week or less)
@@NoukSilver same, that was absolutely my dad in the late '80s/early '90s. And he had a whole bunch of crazy print lounge pants that I'm pretty sure he STILL wears. Living his best life.
I always wondered if anyone on dating shows, ever didn't like ANY of the "suiters" chosen for them for the get go; then immediately is like "I'm out." Or if they would stick it out for the clout and/or money. A lot of times when I watch a dating show that has one woman picking between multiple men, I sometimes think to myself "Wouldn't date any of them," right off the bat. Not saying they aren't good enough or some stupid crap like that. It's just sometimes they pick the WORST people. Not just looks, like personality, and you know morals lol. It's like they didn't even bother asking the "picker" what characteristics, and/or traits they are attracted to. Sometimes, they may ask, but then choose the complete opposite. They seem to do this way more often when it's a woman as the "picker." Really makes you wonder if they do it for shiits and giggles. They seem to like to watch the woman be berated, and man handled by men some (if not all) she isn't even attracted to, to make the show more entertaining. For the men, they will pick the most (according to society) hot women, and make it all based around male viewers getting their rocks off watching all these attractive girls throw themselves at the man. Now I know I shouldn't expect much from a dating show, especially if it's on MTV lol; however, they really seem to only care about the craziest, or most attractive people. They don't give a flying f about finding love for the person. They want to entertain people in the worst type of way, while we all happily oblige lol. I am not talking down about anyone who watches either. I 100% have watched MANY dating shows, and thoroughly enjoy almost every single one of them lol. This was just some thoughts I wanted to share, and it turned into being (as usual) way too freaking long. No one is going to read this. Especially being on a video from 2 years ago that has over 10k comments. Why I do this to myself I don't know lol. Well, maybe some day, or year, someone will read this, and find it semi-interesting, and reply to me with their thoughts. You know I always wanted to make a TH-cam channel. I for one love to talk, and I for 2 have way too many thoughts and opinions. I always wanted to share those opinions by maybe doing reaction videos like Kurtis, and see if there are people out there who think the same way as I do, or who just like how I think. In my personal life, pretty alone lol. I have always been a one or 2 very close friend type of person. Anyway, I don't expect anyone to care about this, just an outlet to be able to talk, bcuz in my mind there is at least a *chance* tht someone will read and reply.☺
Das me, I read it :) And yeah, I am certain in shows like this they go out of the way to make things incompatible and spark drama and/or weird discomfort. It's kinda fucked up, imo
I read it too, and yeh for sure it was just an outlet for society to have a laugh at the expense of these poor people tryna find love 😂 hopefully we've grown from there... although Love Island is still going so who knows
Start that channellll. Even if it gets little viewership, having an outlet for your opinions can be quite refreshing to have when you want to get a lot of long-winded or niche thoughts out
I feel like the people on are the worst people because it’s scripted and they are all just normal guys. Like most reality shows have drama put in by the producers
You've probably never seen it but there was a dating show called I Wanna Marry Harry where they found a Prince Harry look alike, it was like the bachelor except they lied to all these girls that he really was Prince Harry. You've gotta watch it and it would be sick if you made a video about it
The fart part was pretty gross. Everyone farts but the way they were putting the spotlight on her like that was not cool. Tbh I would have bounced the second they did that to me. Call me oversensitive, tell me I can’t take a joke, whatever. But to see one guy make fun of me for farting and immediately watch all the others join in and stare at my crotch like that - major red flag.
20 years later Pete is at a bar. He’s drinking alone. He’s been there for most of the night, unsure what tomorrow brings. Pete’s boss has just fired him because the drinking got bad again. What will he do now? It’s been 20 years, and the last time he has someone to rely on was the first day of the show. He thinks back to that time often. Suddenly, a voice approach’s from behind, “Is this seat taken?” Pete doesn’t even turn around before answering, “No, go ahead.” The voice takes their seat. After a couple hours of cracking up and buying each other drinks, Pete confesses, “This is the best night i’ve had in 20 years” It was true. Pete hadn’t been happy since the show. “Really?” the voice sympathies, “Me too honestly. It’s kind of silly, but once I was on a show” the voice cuts off. Pete suddenly looks up from his glass. Could it be? He slowly looks over, and surly enough it’s true. The locksmith sits there wide eyed. “Hi Pete. I’ve missed you.” The lock eyes and begin passionately kissing. “Let’s get out of here” The rest is history.
@@bxrnie1022 Definitely. To be fair, they never could judge by her personality. And, to be frank, now that I know her personality, I probably woulda rated her a three at best, too.
@@xNikitaValconix Kurtis and his best frien Dean were on a dating show where Kurtis picked Dean's "bae". And kurtis inserted a clip of that show when talking about the fact that dating shows are fake.
@@sophiaflores5308 I see it more like the example that relationships from datnig show don’t last - there was kind of drama between Dean and girl that was picked
Imagine if, when they made fun of her for farting, instead of getting super defensive she had just let out the biggest and grossest fart and they would've just had to stay handcuffed to her for another 3 days even if they didn't like her at all. Best prank.
The Locksmith should be in literally every show. Just a large ominous man who appears whenever someone needs to die.
YES
That sounds like every horror movie ever
I love him
You are right though I’d love to see it
I need a locksmith to take me out on demand
"i just have this innate ability to design clothes"
"graphic design is my passion"
AHAHA YES
If Stephanie was a font she’d be comic sans.
@@blackparademistress1 or papyrus 😳
"Graphic design is my burden," the person who airbrushes her clothes.
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IN ONE OF THE LATER EPISODES, THEY GO ON A SAILING DATE AND THE LOCKSMITH LITERALLY ARRIVES ON HIS OWN, SEPARATE BOAT IT’S HIS MOST ICONIC ENTRANCE IN THE WHOLE SHOW
Don’t forget about the scene where he wakes the chain up by holding a beeping alarm clock😂😂
I need to see that
@@rachel9686 😂
Well hello there
K i need a compilation stat
The locksmith is literally just a less harsh version of the grim reaper
he is sexy tho
Shari Dunbar...........who....
the locksmith would own the grim reaper
non lethal grim reaper
he’s kinda like an anti-cupid
saying “I’m have an innate ability to design clothes“ and then pulling out airbrushed underwear SENT ME
and it just said angel in blue 😭
also "I have the inate ability to..." screams 90's-2000's "edgy culture" and how everyone was trying to use a broader vocabulary in context where it wasn't needed. Like lady just say "I have a talent with designing clothes", I bet she doesn't even know what inate means. An inate ability to design clothes would be like if she was designing clothes by accident and in her sleep without even attempting to design clothes, like what? XD
@@-desertpackrat Umm it’s not that serious no need to get so aggravated over nothing lmao
@@-desertpackrat honestly? it has the same vibes as "graphic design is my passion" so i dunno if it was ironic or not but it made me chuckle nonetheless
@@avaginsberg227 they arent aggravated they were joking looks like someone cant take a joke oop
“My hands are literally tied” proceeds to show that his hands aren’t tied
Sorry, I ruined your 69 likes
@@beezypeezy2359 so did 1430 other people
The show literally lasted longer than the relationship-
*Spoilers*
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The relationship lasted for 3 DAYS??
LMAOO IVE SEEN MIDDLE SCHOOL RELATIONSHIPS LAST LONGER THAN THAT 💀
90% of middle school relationships last longer than that lmao
HELP SAME, three of my friends have been dating eachother since like last year and theyre still going
I’ve seen *ELEMENTARY SCHOOL* RELATIONSHIPS last longer than that
LOL
My middle school relationship lasted a year😭
The Locksmith is like a Twilight Zone character, he just ominously shows up and then someone goes missing, I love him
@Legit sußßing to everyone who sußs to me this is a virus, isn't it.
@@xaviergildon5576 they got so upset that they deleted their reply! XD
theory: the locksmith is actually tiny but they gave him like 20 jackets to wear to make him look absolutely gigantic.
That's a good theory
oh god I hope so
that would be so fucking good dude
The show makes him look like 7'7
understandable
"Their relationship lasted three days" WHY WOULD THEY PUT THAT IN THE SHOW
LMAOOO
Money
Can't dip out if she controls the money
20:15 is this an overhead shot of the Locksmith staring pensively over a valley alone? Major anime ending vibes
That shot assures us that we're living in his world, he just hasn't stepped up to claim his crown.
Ikrrr 💀👏
Hey i'm pete, did someone say sHoTs
Omg i haven’t notice that shot, i fucking love this guy
i feel like she should have picked the locksmith, they had an unspoken connection
Ikr!!!
I literally thought that. I was like “what if she was like I want the locksmith”
I mean he is pretty charming. But did you see how uncomfortable she looked the last time? In the end I don't think she would have appreciated him and his greatness as much as he desirves :)
i was just thinking about how i would've picked the locksmith
PICKED the locksmith lol 😂😂
Ok I'll leave now
My God, the “hey it’s Pete did somebody say shots” jokes is one of the best jokes Kurtis has ever made
Time?
@@_arlethrdz 10:50
@@_arlethrdz 10:50 and 16:49
Did somebody say shots?
@@jessie8767 thanks! Forgot abt that one
something about seeing the 'Their relationship lasted for three days' over the cheery music really did it for me LMAO
Funniest shit I've seen and heard all day
"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Kurtis for more than a dày?"
*(Kurtis Just Commented on my newest Mincraft Video Thanks!)*
I spat out my drink when I read it 😂
I thought he just edited it in lmao,, i was like "hol up"
@@saadtech5907 shut up
The good ending of this show is her picking the Locksmith. Well dressed? *Actual* strong, silent type? Pick him.
locksmith hot tbh
Kurtis looking more and more like he could be interviewed in the Tiger King documentary
@Legit sußßing to everyone who sußs to me shut up
😆😆😆😆
omg
so true!
no 😭
The casual “The relationship lasted three days.” got me
wendy’s this a youtube comment section
I work at Wendy's
Aka they bumped uglies for 3 days
1.7K like!
Burr Ito I actually howled out loud 😂
The “relationship lasted for three days” TOOK ME OUT
Dude Alan lasting three whole days surprised me cause Alan fucking sucks.
Sis should've kept the money and ran
middle school relationships in one sentence lol
and the way the words faded in made it a whole lot funnier lmao
@@ericschnautz6603 I thought Jason really would’ve won💀
"The relationship lasted three days."
Steph: well I gave it my best shot-
Pete: DiD sOmeBODy SAy sHoT?!
I thought it was a very funny recurring joke lmao
21:22 DID SOMEBODY SAY SHOT?!
"They went for dinner the next night."
"The relationship lasted 3 days."
Should have picked Jason.
@dumbass piss boy he's a cool serial killer that kills pedos, should have chosen jason
I liked Jason
This never would have happened with my main Jason
Thank God she didn’t, Jason deserved better and so did Jack.
Yeah.... Im such a nice guy
Kurtis: If you’ve never given audible a shot, now is the perfect time.
Pete: Did someone say shot?
I was literally waiting for that dude to pop up! 😂😂
niice
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So funny story:
We recently had to get our locks replaced and we hired this random dude. So when he arrived the first thing I thought was *"When the locksmith arrives, one man must go."*
lmaooo i dont blame you. i would’ve done the same thing tbh
*”So let it be written, so let it be done”*
That Joinen pic ahaha
@@_Kuma_ you like it? :>
@@soop5467 yesss, fabulous
The locksmith spontaneously and ominously appearing is just the most hilarious thing to me
if this wasn't a TV show this sounds like every woman's worst nightmare
Yep...
I’m a guy and I wholeheartedly agree. We’re the fuckin worst
Yes
@@edwinlevi6608 S I M P
@Pheonix Grey public N U I S S A N C E
“Curvy girls makes my junk twitch” haunts my dreams
Which type of dreams in specific?
@@Sure_Bestie all of them
@@Sure_Bestie wet dreams
@@Kevin_Theadore1 N I G H T M A R E S
@@Kevin_Theadore1 wet nightmares?
This was so uncomfortable. No wonder that show lasted 6 episodes. A woman CHAINED to 4 random guys??? Sounds literally like Hell.
I would literally pass out
They also had guys chained up with 4 girls
@lost cause not sure if we even watched the same video then
Sounds kinda rapey
@lost cause You really live up to your @ don't you? Those are the same arguments abusers say all the time. Even if someone signs up for a show to stay surrounded by men, that doesn't imply they have to act so disgusting around her, and it doesn't mean that someone has to allow it or be the one to blame. But honestly I am not expecting you to understand that.
The locksmith is so ominous I love him. He's not the executioner, he's an omen of the execution
I think the locksmith should get a spinoff show where he just ruins relationships, by stealing the girl after forcing the dude to leave.
Yes
Or steals the dude
@@teathesilkwing7616 ahh yes the bi locksmith
@@luluxid1358 or, fuck it, have both. Poly locksmith
@@Tw0Dots dude that sounds fucking awesome
the chained up scenes in saw are more pleasant than this show
At least that had more chemistry
We not goin' to talk about Death Note though- LIKE DFGDGFD
you have good taste in youtubers I see .
Holy shit tomatoanus watches Kurtis Conner
@@finnmurphyfilms I actually have no idea who this man is.
“you rated me a 4”
“that’s out of 10”
DUDE WHAT? LMAO
RIGHT LMAOO
IT WAS NOT NEEDED LMFAO
well not out of 5 lol
I didn’t know how to handle that comment I was like yo wtf dawg 😂
@@natalie1220 lmfaooo...........like it’s so BACKHANDED
“curvy girls make my junk twitch” made me laugh so hard fanta sprayed out of my nose
We’re you drinking Fanta or do you just have Fanta in your nose that only comes out when you laugh really hard?
Asking the hard hitting questions
I would literally never split $10,000 with anyone I've known for 4 days
I'd never split ANYTHING with anyone I've known for 4 days
Id give them a little bit just for being there maybe
I'd give some money to the Locksmith.
@@ThexDynastxQueen Well yeah, he's terrifying.
@@nvr2late666 no its bc hes sexy
Why does the locksmith look like he's trying to hold in a cough-
LMAO~ ty
He time traveled from 2020 to be in this show. It’s a conditioned response.
Chubby cheeks, stubby neck, shoulders raised (he's a big guy).. so he gives the impression of holding in a cough
But you probably werent looking for a real answer.
Sorry I just felt compelled to :DD
looks like he's edging on a fart or a shit tbh
He is trying to
I bet you if she picked Jason, the relationship would have lasted FOUR days
Bet if Pete won it would've been 7
A whole workweek. Going for those middle school length relationships.
try 1
I bet if she chose the locksmith he would be her soulmate
Maybe even FIVE
A woman chained to four men = literally every woman’s worst nightmare
“The relationship lasted 3 days” made me laugh SO FUCKING HARD
the comedic timing of the reveal--
LMFAOOOO SAME CUZ I IMAGINED THE LOCKSMITH SAYING THAT🖐😭
LMAOOO
I LOST IT
Well, at least they were honest about it.
Petition to make the locksmith the Sheriff of Kurtistown:
Now THIS is a petition i can get behind 🥵🥵🥵🥵
YES! *signs*
Where do I sign?!??!
B- but every time he entered a room..... one man would have to go.... have you even *read* the holy saying?
signed
Plot twist: she falls in love with the locksmith
nah he's too good for her
ngl i would 😳🤚
bro why wouldn’t she 😼😼
@@qi6kq The Locksmith is just a superior being
I mean if I wasn’t lesbian 🙌🏽🙌🏽
2000's reality shows are just plain psychological torture shows
I'm just wondering why she chose to give money to any of them.
For real! If I was on this show and none of the guys were interesting, I'd simply just keep all the money for myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@raveng8217 hehe, same! But still, even if the guys were interesting, I think I'd still just keep the money instead. Ha.
Probably forced to give it away
Feeling pressured
same. they acted so shitty and immature, I'd just say "fuck you" and leave with my money
"Curvy girls make my junk twitch" I swear to god im crying I want that to be remembered forever
Remembered? 😭
@@miad6160 it was hilarious I'm sorry lmao
i cant stop watching it 2:15
Curvy girls make my junk twitch!😌😀✌️
that line i was not expecting thank god i wasn't drinking smt
jason and the locksmith should've gotten together and stolen the money, they were the only good people and they actually had chemistry
Jason x The Locksmith fanfic, slowburn
Yaaaaaas
*wattpad writers have entered the chat*
Fr fr
not the chemistry 💀
Two years later and I'm just now noticing the extremely artistic painting of Gooby in the background of Kurtis's set up
The though of being a woman chained to four pretty big dudes, and therefore being unable to have my own space or get them away from me if they began to make me uncomfortable is terrifying. Like, the part where she has to lay on that dude in the car and when they all just decided time To Make Fun of Her in the hot tub, and knowing that she couldn't (at least in fiction) get away from them made me legitimately scared for her.
S. Doss yeah that sounds genuinely terrifying
The only reason I wasn't completely terrified for her was because there had to be a whole crew there filming. But that's still hella weird.
Same, I'd be so scared if i was her
It would be bad no matter what but she's in the *middle.* At least put her at the front of the train? Give her a little bit of autonomy, geez. Allows her to go to the bathroom alone or something. Take a breather. Or switch them around so they took turns being at the front or SOMETHING?
I like instinctively covered my coffee cup several times during this episode for sure.
When I see the locksmith at my wedding ...
👁👄👁
*Now THAT’S a good comment*
One man must go...
haha
ONE
MAN
SACRUHFISE
Plot twist: The person you are marrying IS the locksmith
"curvy girls make my junk twitch" is going to be a senior quote
Please
pretty please
😭😭
Aye hetalia :)
UHHHH... I missed this? Time stamp???
"When the locksmith arrives
One man is gone.
Let it be written,
let it be done."
that wasn’t really a fart joke though lmaoo it was just a guy ridiculing a woman for not being ‘ladylike’, there was no fart it was just cooter bubbles that they drew way too much attention to, she was allowed to react like that
I love your pfp
exactly
Agreed
Yeah
Might have just been bubbles from in and around her lady folds. Happens to me sometimes lol
why is everyone ignoring “curvy girls make my junk twitch” 0_0
We don't talk about that 🤣
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as a curvy girl, I'm s c a r e d.
I was trying to ignore it.😂
Ichave I to say what curious just ’m
The fact that kurtis didn’t have to convince anyone that the locksmith is the best character, because we all already agreed, is great
The Locksmith is the definition of iconic. All hail The Locksmith
I'm starting a cult dedicated to spreading the influence of the locksmith, I don't know why but the locksmith has spoken to my soul without even saying anything
"It's not humor, it's about you guys feeling good about yourselves by putting people down."
fr tho
FACTS
Honestly
Then dates the guy that put her down
@@anonymous68626 I hated that so much lmao
You guys hate men ay?
Being chained to four straight men is literally my worst nightmare holy shit
I know right?😭
Being chained to any four people is horrifying
@@snakewithapen5489 but its so much more edgy to complain about straight people
Mhm
Lol
Dude, there is a difference between a fart joke and pointing at someone and saying "hey, you farted!" Which is what that guy was doing to Steph, seemingly just to embarrass her. Which was pretty... shitty of him.
I'm also 100% that was supposed to be a queef joke not a fart joke. He made a big deal about the bubbles coming from her crotch and the way she crossed her legs after. It was a gross "we're dudes and your a girl with a gross vag" 'joke.'
I haven't finished the video and from these comments I'm concerned
@@hiimjohnquinones2971 buckle up, it's gonna be wild
Thank you someone gets it right for fart can be funny but not at someone’s expense any joke actually at someone’s expense And people have different sense of humour is the course she didn’t find it funny because I was at her expense
fart jokes can be funny but the way it was phrased was just not it...
Being chained to 4 strange men would be my absolute nightmare. I would not feek safe at all.
The phrase “2000’s dating show” just shows this video is gonna be glorious
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yeah haha
Your getting a like every second
fr
YESSSS
“What if all the guys formed a polycule and left Stephanie behind?”
This man is living in 2040.
My partner and I were both dating the same guy as a throuple and then left him when he wasn’t acting right and we’re still together and very much in love
@@DiMagnolia BEEN THERE
"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Him for more than a dày?"
*(He Just Commented on my newest Vidèo Thànks!)*
A man born in the 90s that looks like he’s in the 80s talking about the 2000s in 2020....... ✨𝒘𝒐𝒘✨
Absolutely multi-cultural
@@rx500android ikrr
he owns all the cultures
an entire lifetime of cultures in one man. wow.
YESSS
I have started saying "rest in keith" whenever something moderately bad happens (something breaks, death in video game, etc) because of this video and it drives my friends insane. It's like out of my hands at this point it's a reflex.
“jason’s ratings you gave me a f o u r for looks😐”
“that’s out of ten!😃”
7:58 LMAOOO FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THAT 💀
if she's a 4/10 I'm in the negatives
@@ray9047ONG
I'm at LEAST a -100/1
@@ray9047ikr she is literally so pretty
I feel like it wasn't the fart aspect of the humor that Steph didn't like, but instead the shaming part of them laughing. As a woman, men often say things that make me self-conscience about the stupidest, most normal things ever. The bubbles are just air coming out of the swimsuit, but the men acted like Steph should have done something to stop it from happening. Like they thought it was gross.
True. But then she chose Allen anyway 🤡
Grow up. Everyone in that situation was being childish. Although I might give Steph a bit of a pass since she’s chained there and couldn’t leave immediately.
Yeaa. I also think that the joke would have passed because she was smiling before the other dude went like "yo it's not a joke, there's bubbles coming out". I think he was the one who ruined the whole vibe but maybe I'm looking too far into it.
the locksmith is so incredibly menacing, but with lawful evil energy
this is scariliy accurate
@@omnical6135 HAHAHA ty
@@omnical6135 I didn’t even realize this comment got likes wtf
I have never genuinely laughed at the existence of a character as much as I did at "THE LOCKSMITH"
Jason gave them space during her and Alan’s date while Alan picked up half the chain to be closer to them during her and Jason’s date
And steph apparently thought that was sweet 💀
@@ayejay_374 She's literally the Stacy meme personified.
And she literally said that allen can't deal with lack of attention but still chose him??
@@selenak4554 good thing it lasted for 3 days
Plenty of other people made this point already, but I think the fart jokes weren't actually what made Steph irritated and annoyed.
Most likely it was the fact that due to the boys focusing in on her crotch, the production crew followed suit (i.e. weird camera zoom in on her crotch). It's bad enough to have a group of boys point at your hoohaa and laugh, but several cameramen trying to get a good enough shot of your crotch (for editors), a whole crew of people (probably) making weird looks since this is the 2000s, and the knowledge that whatever footage of your crotch they got is 100% not in your control? For anyone it'd be stressful enough to get them PISSED.
Is that you in your pfp?
yeah i agree!!!
agree!!
@@precious1918 Yee
@@lotsofuwuenergy3983 you’re so pretty 🥺
I bet the locksmith is actually just three kids in a trench coat
biggest plot twist ever
He’s Vincent Adultman, doing business
@@spidermonkey2470 nice
Most 2000s disguise
That's the funniest shit ever 😂
Play this as a polyamorous relationship and just have a great all expenses holiday where you get rewarded at the end
Jason has soft boy hair. He looks like he fervently applies Chapstick in the dark.
This shouldnt make as much sense as it does
then has to snap a pic with the flash on after
💀💀💀
He's the OG Soft boi 😂😂
I feel called out???????? Omg.
If I EVER marry someone and they call me “the old ball and chain” IMMEDIATE divorce
I agree with this message
Yeah
whoever wrote this show just needed to accept that they were into bondage and love themselves
And wants a Silent Enforcer Boyfriend (Locksmith is way too cool, to not be the writers ideal boyfriend)
I keep thinking they should have an episode where the four candidates just all run in opposite directions and tear apart the Picker like horses executing a traitor to the crown.
I'm sorry what
pardon
Same
Drawing and quartering. Nice.
“the relationship lasted for 3 days” isn’t that just every middle school relationship? lol
um excuse me but MY middle school relationship lasted 7 months so HA (that's true but all jokes man literally any middle school relationship ends in like a week or less)
Mine lasted almost 2 years
@@doppiogecko6249 I honestly thought mine would too but the he left me for his toxic ex ahaha
Uh no! It’s high school too. Mine lasted 5 days :/
For me it was less than a day
I need Pete saying “did I hear anyone say shot?” to show up in future Kurtis videos. 😂
God yes
Fr, it could be a nice lil inside joke for the fans
yes please, or he could be added to the sound effect board
Please! Yes!
th-cam.com/video/iByDTKxhXOw/w-d-xo.html
“Curvy girls make my junk twitch” is gonna be my senior quote now
@furby bodacious, it's happening!
This video has cursed me forever, now I can’t go an hour without saying “Rest in Pete” at least once. Thanks a lot Kurt
i want the locksmith to attend my funeral but stand very far away and to never say a word
woah same
Same
He's at everyone's funeral. You just have to look hard enough
One man must go 👀
Kurtis looks like he's living in the early 2000s when he's showing us his merch, specifically an early 2000s dad
Yo Kurtis has a whole ass mech?
Early '00s dads were more 'metrosexual'. The 'tache 'n' mullet is very late 80s/early 90s.
Source: I was born in the 80s and had a classic 80s dad.
@@NoukSilver can confirm. This is how my dad looked around 1990.
@@k07278 Did he have the crazy print lounge pants too? :')
@@NoukSilver same, that was absolutely my dad in the late '80s/early '90s. And he had a whole bunch of crazy print lounge pants that I'm pretty sure he STILL wears. Living his best life.
I wasn’t sure it was actually from the early 2000s, but when she pulled out the airbrushed clothes and called herself a “designer” I knew it was true.
That's really what did it for me
lol the way she was so confident and showy with her airbrushed clothes like she was revolutionary
"Your butt makes a noise that stinks." I- *chefs kiss*
👌
“Hey its me pete, did somebody say shot” is my new fav kurtis quote
I need merch with this quote
did kurtis just confirm that bestie picks bae is fake- agreed!
Yes
It is fake! My friend was on it 😂😂
He is the best source lol he was on it
@@hannanags Yes! When my friend told me he was on bestie picks bae I immediately thought of Kurtis lmaooo
@@BoppyProductions what actually happens?
I always wondered if anyone on dating shows, ever didn't like ANY of the "suiters" chosen for them for the get go; then immediately is like "I'm out." Or if they would stick it out for the clout and/or money. A lot of times when I watch a dating show that has one woman picking between multiple men, I sometimes think to myself "Wouldn't date any of them," right off the bat. Not saying they aren't good enough or some stupid crap like that. It's just sometimes they pick the WORST people. Not just looks, like personality, and you know morals lol. It's like they didn't even bother asking the "picker" what characteristics, and/or traits they are attracted to. Sometimes, they may ask, but then choose the complete opposite. They seem to do this way more often when it's a woman as the "picker." Really makes you wonder if they do it for shiits and giggles. They seem to like to watch the woman be berated, and man handled by men some (if not all) she isn't even attracted to, to make the show more entertaining. For the men, they will pick the most (according to society) hot women, and make it all based around male viewers getting their rocks off watching all these attractive girls throw themselves at the man.
Now I know I shouldn't expect much from a dating show, especially if it's on MTV lol; however, they really seem to only care about the craziest, or most attractive people. They don't give a flying f about finding love for the person. They want to entertain people in the worst type of way, while we all happily oblige lol. I am not talking down about anyone who watches either. I 100% have watched MANY dating shows, and thoroughly enjoy almost every single one of them lol. This was just some thoughts I wanted to share, and it turned into being (as usual) way too freaking long. No one is going to read this. Especially being on a video from 2 years ago that has over 10k comments. Why I do this to myself I don't know lol. Well, maybe some day, or year, someone will read this, and find it semi-interesting, and reply to me with their thoughts.
You know I always wanted to make a TH-cam channel. I for one love to talk, and I for 2 have way too many thoughts and opinions. I always wanted to share those opinions by maybe doing reaction videos like Kurtis, and see if there are people out there who think the same way as I do, or who just like how I think. In my personal life, pretty alone lol. I have always been a one or 2 very close friend type of person. Anyway, I don't expect anyone to care about this, just an outlet to be able to talk, bcuz in my mind there is at least a *chance* tht someone will read and reply.☺
Das me, I read it :)
And yeah, I am certain in shows like this they go out of the way to make things incompatible and spark drama and/or weird discomfort. It's kinda fucked up, imo
I read it too, and yeh for sure it was just an outlet for society to have a laugh at the expense of these poor people tryna find love 😂 hopefully we've grown from there... although Love Island is still going so who knows
Start that channellll. Even if it gets little viewership, having an outlet for your opinions can be quite refreshing to have when you want to get a lot of long-winded or niche thoughts out
I feel like the people on are the worst people because it’s scripted and they are all just normal guys. Like most reality shows have drama put in by the producers
You've probably never seen it but there was a dating show called I Wanna Marry Harry where they found a Prince Harry look alike, it was like the bachelor except they lied to all these girls that he really was Prince Harry. You've gotta watch it and it would be sick if you made a video about it
What the fuck? That poor man 😂
Omg! I remember that! It was so weird and manipulative from the start. Surprise, surprise 😂
Oh yeah I forgot about that one lmao
WHAT? THAT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS😭😭
Omg i remember that was all over the news
The fart part was pretty gross. Everyone farts but the way they were putting the spotlight on her like that was not cool. Tbh I would have bounced the second they did that to me. Call me oversensitive, tell me I can’t take a joke, whatever. But to see one guy make fun of me for farting and immediately watch all the others join in and stare at my crotch like that - major red flag.
West side love
NOOOO DON'T MAKE FUN OF GIRL NOOOOO
@@sheevinopalpatino4782 Huh?
I believe Kurtis responded to another comment saying something like this, saying that he didn’t realize and was sorry
Did he?? I cant find any sort of response from him
did kurtis just confirm that bestie picks bae is fake-
Lmfaoo
time stamp? lmao
@@onesecondsniff5840 20:33
did you have even a SHRED of a doubt??? lol
Came here to ask this-
The Locksmith is the embodiment of "he's just standing there... MENACINGLY!!!"
This puts third-wheeling on a whole different level.
20 years later Pete is at a bar. He’s drinking alone. He’s been there for most of the night, unsure what tomorrow brings. Pete’s boss has just fired him because the drinking got bad again. What will he do now? It’s been 20 years, and the last time he has someone to rely on was the first day of the show. He thinks back to that time often. Suddenly, a voice approach’s from behind, “Is this seat taken?” Pete doesn’t even turn around before answering, “No, go ahead.” The voice takes their seat. After a couple hours of cracking up and buying each other drinks, Pete confesses, “This is the best night i’ve had in 20 years” It was true. Pete hadn’t been happy since the show. “Really?” the voice sympathies, “Me too honestly. It’s kind of silly, but once I was on a show” the voice cuts off. Pete suddenly looks up from his glass. Could it be? He slowly looks over, and surly enough it’s true. The locksmith sits there wide eyed. “Hi Pete. I’ve missed you.” The lock eyes and begin passionately kissing. “Let’s get out of here” The rest is history.
Beautiful
@@21_asmitajadhav_cst29 thank you so much
best fanfic ever
@@mekko902 thank you so much
a m a z i n g
who cares about the outcome of the couple, I wanna know how the LOCKSMITH's doing, the absolute king
Literal icon I want to hear from him
What if he gets dates the men that go?
For real tho he’s the best
The locksmith behind the tarp was the funniest and coldest shit ever I love it
jesus CHRIST I scream laughed every time the locksmith showed up. please give the show's editor a million dollars
You should also give the locksmith 1 million dollars
@@mariahowlett625 oh ABSOLUTELY
dude, the rating segment is so objectifying- most of the guys gave her a terrible rating because of her looks, smh
but steph sucks
Lol she thinks spray painting a shirt is design, she never had my vote
They were explicitly told to rate her looks though, if anything that's on the producers.
It's on the producers though
@@mega_bird700 ik, still bad, it’s disgusting. Objectifying anyone is terrible
@@bxrnie1022 Definitely. To be fair, they never could judge by her personality. And, to be frank, now that I know her personality, I probably woulda rated her a three at best, too.
honestly being chained to 4 men sounds like a nightmare
Not just 4 men, but dudebros that would 100% unironically have man caves
yeah.
I love the running joke of Pete being drunk af
NOT KURTIS SHADING HIS EPISODE ON 'BESTIE-PICKS-BAE' AND THAT IT'S FAKE YIKES
IK OMG IM DONE
ahahahah yes that was so fucking funny
i don't get it? lol
@@xNikitaValconix Kurtis and his best frien Dean were on a dating show where Kurtis picked Dean's "bae". And kurtis inserted a clip of that show when talking about the fact that dating shows are fake.
@@sophiaflores5308 I see it more like the example that relationships from datnig show don’t last - there was kind of drama between Dean and girl that was picked
Imagine if, when they made fun of her for farting, instead of getting super defensive she had just let out the biggest and grossest fart and they would've just had to stay handcuffed to her for another 3 days even if they didn't like her at all. Best prank.
That would be hella funny actually lmao
anytime she doesn't like their tone she just fuckin rips another one to shut them up
@@CJ-iz3mp AHAHAHAHAHAHA YES
You people are very strange 😭
@@that_deadeyegamer7920 fr lmfao love em for that
The Locksmith needs his own reality show and/or horror game/movie.
HE'S THE MAN
Not to be dramatic but i would take a bullet for the Locksmith
"the relationship lasted 3 days." shit had me ROLLLIJNNG HELOPP