Fun fact, the guy who plays Segata Sanshiro, Hiroshi Fujioka, is the one singing this song. He also played Takeshi Hongo, the original Kamen Rider, and sang his theme song himself too. He truly is a legend.
In 1997 the Sega corporation would become the first corporation to be trialed for war crimes for unprecedented use of Segata Sanshiro on the population of Japan. While Segata was initially contained it is said he bent the prison bars and beat every single guard in the Prison before blowing it up with his mind. Sega later had to cover up this fact by claiming he died sending a nuclear missile to space, though Segata Sanshiro’s location is unknown there have been rumors he still persists in his fight for the Sega Saturn to this day.
So glad that i have a Sega Saturn, so that Segata Sanshiro doesn't murd- Wait. No please Segata Sanshiro. I'll play it now Wait, no no!!!!!!! ........................... SEGATA SANSHIRO!! SEGATA SANSHIRO!! SEGA SATAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, it references the earlier scene, with the young man dancing in a club just to be beaten by Segata The point is that Segata won't allow any "petty pleasure", not just sex You dance? He kills you. You play baseball? He murders you. You ask a pony for Christmas? He strangles you with the cord of the SEGA Saturn (tm) controller
Come, my friends! Let us raise a glass up in the name of Segata Sanshiro! The man who gave his life (or perhaps he lives on, biding his time) for the Sega Saturn!
AmphiDsf yes he did the moment he saved the Sega Corp building from that missile sent by Nintendo, until it blew up with him in space. But then a year later after his death, he returned thanks to evidence from Death Battle episode "Chuck Norris vs Segata Sanshiro"
Segata Sanshiro: Chrom! The only true way to play is Classic Mode! Chrom: Wh-what on earth?! This intense aura is overpowering me! Lucina: Something tells me we should avoid defeat at all costs...
If Segata Sanshiro defeats someone with the judo throw (Back or Forward trow), he would get 2 points, because of its ability to make oponents explode twice! ...But in all seriousness, we can just pretend that Ryu is him...
Do you want Segata Sanshiro to break Smash? Heck, folks complained about Meta Knight being broken..if Segata Sanshiro got in pretty sure no character is even up to snuff.
+Odamir Khaulepi Of course they never would play it in the States, with all the violence towards children. Can't have that playing over the American air waves.
Everytime I think I'm too tired or burnt out for vidya, I remember Segata Sanshiro and just what vidya is to me. No matter what changes or challenges the future brings, I will be devoting myself to the vidya forever. Thank you Segata Sanshiro, and I will strive to play seriously at all times.
US TV: We gotta remind kids to go outside and play safely and let them know there's a world outside of videogames and cartoons, and we must do so calmly and appropriately. Japanese TV : "Children... Is there something in your life you are completely devoted to? Something you sink into so deeply you'd put your life on the line? You must play Sega Saturn! Play.... until your fingers break! UNTIL YOUR FINGERS BREAK!" *judo flips child*
this guy is amazing he is like a myth that was is a story if it had a physical form it would punch besides the the music,the video ,this is godanm awesome
Is the entire point of this video to convince me I'm a filthy casual if I'm not hardcore gaming 24/7 on a Sega Saturn? Because now I want to buy a Sega Saturn... they still make those right?
***** You can see a shooting star on the moment they eulogize him. Some speculate that its him reentering the Earths atmosphere. Also, he appears in some media after his "death".
I can totally see this character kicking the guy who is supposed to light the torch to the Olympics when they come there and him leaping up to the top to light the Olympic Flame!
Over the last few years Sega has started to make a real comeback. Going from producing failure after failure and almost going bankrupt to putting out nothing but hit games and movies. How did they make such a fast comeback after decades of constant failure? There's but one answer. *He* has returned
Every time I buy a non sega game I always look over my shoulder just to check. He died for our sins, but he may rise again. I hope with teary eyes he can suplex me on last time.
Don't say that!!! If you say that he'll come here and I don't have a sega saturgjvhcxgvxvxhdxhdghxdghcghhgcxxhvhdxdxhdxhhdxhdxfdghxhdxdxhhdfxdxfhdxfdxfhdfxdxhfhdxfdxhfdygxyxfsgzxgdufhdcjkjgytgfuhyuhgfhyuiyhgfyguiygfyu
Brian McGuire Don't worry, Sanshiro is still at the other end of the galaxy, still riding Sony's nuke away from SEGA Enterprises. Although, one wonders what would happen if he ever got back and found out about SEGA's current economic position.
I just discovered this man....I am at a loss for words....As a gamer all my life, how could I have been so blind to this legend!?! To know that the great Segata fights for gaming makes me proud to be a gamer!
You know the anime Overlord, where they have the all powerful overlord? Send in Segata Sanshiro and watch as he crushes Overlord for not playing Sega Saturn!!
my sega Saturn broke so i pleaded for forgiveness Segata Sanshiro granted me mercy because my controller showed devouted gamer's wear so i have to get a new Sega Saturn to praise Segata Sanshiro
Is this the most insane and nonsensical console advertisement ever? or the most epic console advertisement ever? seeing as I'm now wishing I had a Sega Saturn, I'm leaning towards the latter
Prepare for the most... DUMB AWESOME VIDEO GAME ADVERTISEMENT! or AWESOME DUMB VIDEO GAME ADVERTISEMENT! Reggie Fils-Aime: My body is ready... (For Segata Sanshiro!)
To hell with Chuck Norris! This guy is the shit! I'm surprised he didn't become an internet meme. The next time I'm watching Chincherrinas' videos, I'll suggest Segata for a Smash Bros Lawl character. By the way, Nostalgia Critic sent me here.
Smash Bros Lawl: The Next Generation New characters: Segata Sanshiro, Santa Christ, JonTron, Stewie Griffin, Tyrion Lannister, Homer Simpson, Michael Jackson, Beavis & Butthead, Goku, Vegeta and Leeroy Jenkins.
If Segata Sanshiro had been the Saturn's mascot outside of Japan, I'd have bought one in an attempt to not get the crap kicked out of me by a Judo master with a face like an angry gargoyle. In this case the mascot was more awesome than the product he was selling.
After Seeing Hiroshi Fujioka as The original Kamen Rider, seeing him in these commercials is always exceedingly hilarious, on top of how funny they already are.
Oh my fucking god, i already knew this track but this is the first time i ever saw the lyrics and it's one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen!! Just imagine if any modern company would advertise their console with such a soundtrack! Hahahahhaha i'm dying over here xD
I know he's not a character from any game or whatever, but I would be totally okay if Segata Sanshiro came to smash. Could even get Hiroshi Fujioka to voice him. One of his color alts could even be a homage to Takeshi Hongo, a famous character that Hiroshi played in the 1970's.
There was, it was called Fighter's Megamix. A crossover mascot fighter for the Saturn long before SSB. But he wasn't in there. Doubtful that ayone would recognize him considering that Bean and Bark were there as well to fill out the obscure franchise quota.
SEGATA SANSHIRO FOR VIRTUA FIGHTERS 6!!!! oh wait their done making those..... SEGATA SANSHIRO FOR FIGHTERS MEGAMIX 2 (and I exepect pepsi man, daytona car, and a animation-les bear)
actually when they fought they created a black hole and when they fought in it they destroyed their own reality plane and transported themselves to another dimension before making a hole in the black hole.
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HE GAVE HIS SOUL FOR GAMING.
WHERE ARE YOU SEGATA SANSHIRO? WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER!
+Saul Good HE'S BACK AND WILL BE A PLAYABLE CHARACTER IN PROJECT X ZONE 2.
Holy fucking shit.
+Saul Good He returned, rebuilt as the mighty Takeshi Hongo! KAMEN RIDER ICHIGO
+Saul Good A parallel dimension fighting Chuck Norris
+Saul Good fighting Chuck Norris in a DEATH BATTLE!!
+Saul Good had sega got a son for him to be in commercials for the dreamcast, maybe they would still be selling consoles.
Wow. I never thought a theme for a guy who was in Sega Saturn commercials would be so fucking awesome.
still better than sonic
You must play sega saturn
@@RSD321KOOL Segata would beat you for that.
@@pablotomasllodra4423 he did play the first ever rendition of kamen rider so he played ichigo
Did you see his son's commercials?
He made his waifu real
Try to beat that
only segata sanshiro can do such a feat
Project X Zone 2!!! Segata and Sakura meet in that game~ :o
Meet? They've already met he just returned after so long
Try to look at "Segata Sanshiro Pre-Battle Dialogues - Project X Zone 2" :)
Andreas Hoffman i know I own the game and actually on the chapter he appears in
I like how he does everything except play video games.
The Great Lange Uhh the video showed him mashing buttons on that giant Sega Saturn
He sacrifices his play time so that he can make other gamers play. He is a true hero of Justice.
The Great Lange cause he's in the games silly
It's all done in his quest to become the ultimate gamer.
He does not seek to become the greatest gamer he seeks that everyone be playing a sega Saturn
Fun fact, the guy who plays Segata Sanshiro, Hiroshi Fujioka, is the one singing this song. He also played Takeshi Hongo, the original Kamen Rider, and sang his theme song himself too. He truly is a legend.
He's not singing in this version, though he did sing a version of it, and that is him talking at 1:36.
I like to think Takeshi Hongo became segata and can Henshin into Ichigo at any time. But segata just chooses not to
@@michaelrhett4958 that actually did happen once
Segata Sanshiro: So badass he sings his own theme song
***** Well, technically, so did Norris for Walker
John Mathews Well I never saw Walker so I did not know that.
He so epic that multiple of him sing it
I know is a 3 years+ comment, but he don't sing this theme, he does the talking part in the mid section, play til your fingers break.
@@BirdKingJay Heres one more for ya, Death Battle got these 2 to fight it out...... *THEY BROKE THE FUCKIN UNIVERSE AND ARE **_STILL FIGHTING IT OUT_*
I need a Segata anime in my life.
Give hair to one punch man and it be close
Saitama is to weak for Segata
Andrew Meyer no!!!
saitama one punch
Andrew Meyer no
Those who do not commit themselves to EXTREME GAMING will find their bodies severely beaten!
looks like i found the reason why the N64 failed to beat the Saturn in Japan
You talking about the ramen commercial?
Yes I know
@Benjamian Hausmann link?
screw Cloud, we need Segata in the next Smash brothers game
That would be awesome!
And his final smash he will grab his opponent and throw him and explode or something better
+Amigo Contrario he ultimate Judo Throw makes them explode, AND THEN EXPLODE AGAIN!
+Field Marshal Fry 2 explosions by 1 judo throw
+Tyler Leach true :D
We need more mascots like this, who don't take crap from anybody, aren't just 200% fanservice and don't treat gamers like creeps.
Gamer's Anthem
No, this was a publicity campaign to get people to play the Sega Saturn that was so absurd it worked.
The people who only play games on their phones better be careful.
Filthy casuals
iamxeracon They will remember their battered bodies and broken fingers
***** Segata Sanshiro! Segata Sanshiro! Sega Saturn Shiro!
🤣🤣🤣
If played games on a Sega Saturn emulator on my phone, would he still kick my ass?
In 1997 the Sega corporation would become the first corporation to be trialed for war crimes for unprecedented use of Segata Sanshiro on the population of Japan. While Segata was initially contained it is said he bent the prison bars and beat every single guard in the Prison before blowing it up with his mind. Sega later had to cover up this fact by claiming he died sending a nuclear missile to space, though Segata Sanshiro’s location is unknown there have been rumors he still persists in his fight for the Sega Saturn to this day.
If Sega ever starts making consoles again, they need to bring this guy back.
Maybe his son has charisma because Segata is in his 70s
If they did, I'll buy that console afuer seeing the ads right away.
In storyline, Segata is dead from riding a nuke into space to protect Sega HQ
@@TheZeroRyuzaki you can actually see in last scene some fier line suggesting Segata is reentering atmosphere.
*UNTIL YOUR FINGERS BREAK*
***** Then you're safe. Until they heal.
*THEN YOU MUST KEEP PLAYING AGAIN- UNTIL YOUR FINGERS BREAK*
+KalibreSteelblast Again
+TheWanderingFanboys Breaking bones and let them repair themselves makes them stronger. ... I've learned about that in Baby Steps !
*their souls shall remain empty*
Man, if I had Segata's commercials here in my country back then I'd had seriously bought a Saturn.
Same here!
yup
Yes
Yes
A passionate commercial can make the difference between victory or defeat.
So glad that i have a Sega Saturn, so that Segata Sanshiro doesn't murd- Wait. No please Segata Sanshiro. I'll play it now Wait, no no!!!!!!! ...........................
SEGATA SANSHIRO!! SEGATA SANSHIRO!! SEGA SATAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megidramon he almost beat me for playing da ps2, but then noticed it was the sonic mega collection plus, so he let me off :D
"Even after they chase after the petty pleasure of sex"
The song says while showing children during Christmas...
GameAW bruh
To be fair, those kids had to be made somehow.
@習肉包子 Thanks Brother, Moshi Moshi : )
Also, it references the earlier scene, with the young man dancing in a club just to be beaten by Segata
The point is that Segata won't allow any "petty pleasure", not just sex
You dance? He kills you.
You play baseball? He murders you.
You ask a pony for Christmas? He strangles you with the cord of the SEGA Saturn (tm) controller
I know, what the fuck? I know it’s a miss ttranslation cause it says "setsuna" and most like they were like: "yeah that sounds like sex to me"
Come, my friends! Let us raise a glass up in the name of Segata Sanshiro! The man who gave his life (or perhaps he lives on, biding his time) for the Sega Saturn!
+Dister01 For the Gamecu - er... Sega Saturn!
actually ha came back in a commercial. he also has a canonical son
Segata Sanshiro will always live on in our hearts.
He's ALIVE bidding his time waiting for when Sega needs him again
Did you know he came back, along with his son?
Anyone else feel like they wanna play some Sega Saturn?
People don't simply "wanna" play Sega Saturn. They MUST play Sega Saturn.
Seth G i was playing out of fear of Segata Sanshiro
Screw sega Saturn, like for n64 and ps1
+Mr. Marowak you don't *want* to play Sega. You HAVE to. For SEGATA!!!
+PufferBluntman or he we come for you
Segata died for our sins.
AmphiDsf yes he did the moment he saved the Sega Corp building from that missile sent by Nintendo, until it blew up with him in space. But then a year later after his death, he returned thanks to evidence from Death Battle episode "Chuck Norris vs Segata Sanshiro"
And our sins were anything not related to the Sega Saturn!
you mean missile sent by Sony
Grace Kelly ya mean Nintendo
That missile was sent by Nintendo and Sony.
#segatasanshiro4smash
Segata Sanshiro: Chrom! The only true way to play is Classic Mode!
Chrom: Wh-what on earth?! This intense aura is overpowering me!
Lucina: Something tells me we should avoid defeat at all costs...
doubt it, the copyright to the likeness is going to be hard to get
If Segata Sanshiro defeats someone with the judo throw (Back or Forward trow), he would get 2 points, because of its ability to make oponents explode twice! ...But in all seriousness, we can just pretend that Ryu is him...
Do you want Segata Sanshiro to break Smash? Heck, folks complained about Meta Knight being broken..if Segata Sanshiro got in pretty sure no character is even up to snuff.
how ironic is it that the next kamen rider series will be video game themed, i would love to see a crossover
Never was a Sega fan, but.. Damn...
qawamity/Escef *your door is promptly broken down by a large man in a white karate uniform* Sega Satān, shiro!
+Odamir Khaulepi Of course they never would play it in the States, with all the violence towards children. Can't have that playing over the American air waves.
qawamity/Escef hes gonna find you beat you up now
YOU WILL PLAY SEGA SATURN OR HE WILL BEAT YOU UP
not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need
Segata Sanshiro wasn't Sega's mascot. Sega was Sanshiro's mascot
Segata Sanshiro, always in our hearts!
+SHONENJUMPBOY YES..he...will
+Connor Bowie I mean ironically we'll forget about the Saturn since it isn't around anymore.
+League of Extraordinary Lets Players(LoELP) Doesn't mean we're safe from Segata Sanshiro! Play Sega Saturn!
whose to say, he may still be fighting Chuck Norris in another dimension.
+League of Extraordinary Lets Players(LoELP) YES! 😃
Wait... I don't own a Sega Saturn... Oh SHIT I JUST HEARD A WALL COLLPASE..
I'm gonna die.
SonicMoon1 Sega Satān, shiro!
+SonicMoon1 And he was never seen or heard from again.
Hey if you somehow surivie he will give you a free sega Saturn
Everytime I think I'm too tired or burnt out for vidya, I remember Segata Sanshiro and just what vidya is to me. No matter what changes or challenges the future brings, I will be devoting myself to the vidya forever. Thank you Segata Sanshiro, and I will strive to play seriously at all times.
This should be the Japanese national anthem
Yeah their anthem sound like someone died
But this? This could beat BOTH the anthems of US and USSR
No good sir it should be the Worlds anthem. You think aliens would fuck with us if we marched into battle playing this.
@@spongeyspikes09 Hey leave _Kimi Ga Yo_ Be, they managed to meld BOTH Dragon Quest _AND_ FInal Fantasy into it man
Best way of marketing anything ever!
america has chuck norris. Australia has saxton hale. japan has THIS GUY....now i want to buy a saturn...
Segata Sanshiro: The Man, The Myth, The Legend!
Listened to this song and after it was done my PlayStation had turned into a dreamcast, my ds was a gamegear, and my cat was a fire breathing tiger.
+TheLunarLegend My arm turned into a mechanical chainsaw arm after listening to this.
I will click replay until my finger break, UNTIL MY FINGERS BREAK!
US TV: We gotta remind kids to go outside and play safely and let them know there's a world outside of videogames and cartoons, and we must do so calmly and appropriately.
Japanese TV : "Children...
Is there something in your life you are completely devoted to?
Something you sink into so deeply you'd put your life on the line?
You must play Sega Saturn!
Play.... until your fingers break!
UNTIL YOUR FINGERS BREAK!"
*judo flips child*
Just one of several reasons why Japan is superior
Got this while looking up „Japan national anthem“.
I‘m not disappointed.
So glad he made it into Project X Zone 2.
"The lone man who gave his soul to gaming" hey guys I am in a music video
One kick Men "today he returns"
This is... a work of art. There's really no other way to describe it.
Segata Sanhiro is played by the guy who played as Kamen Rider Ichigo and R0 from Rescue Force
I know he's Ichigo, never heard of rescue force though
ah, well it's a show that is done by Tomca
This song must be the theme of hardcore gamers. XD I'm just glad it's mostly an over the top joke.
I would use this in gaming... if the lyrics were changed... wait a minute
I actually love how the song says video games are better than sex. XD
Kolink Archives True... But still inappropriate.
Probally, I'm glad he's fictional, so I don't have to.... Oh no,
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Fatality
Segaga wins!
richard adamson Yeah, I somehow survived that, and got a Sega Saturn.
I live in fear of the day Segata Sanshiro comes for me. I've never owned a Sega console in my life
This is the most fucking amazing commercial I have ever seen.
this guy is amazing he is like a myth that was is a story if it had a physical form it would punch besides the the music,the video ,this is godanm awesome
Is the entire point of this video to convince me I'm a filthy casual if I'm not hardcore gaming 24/7 on a Sega Saturn? Because now I want to buy a Sega Saturn... they still make those right?
*****
He's not dead.
*****
You can think that all ya want.
He's alive and well.
***** You can see a shooting star on the moment they eulogize him. Some speculate that its him reentering the Earths atmosphere. Also, he appears in some media after his "death".
icspps Nope, you're dead
icspps He had a cameo in an issue of the Sonic the Hedgehog comics.
The man who gave his life for the Dreamcast...*sniff*
This isnt music, this is a beautiful sounding threat.
They destroy the Reality and the Universe... Together.
AWESOME.
Just remember he plays Kamen rider ichigo and comes back to reprise his role sometimes
I'm proud to say that this is my alarm, every day of the week
I can totally see this character kicking the guy who is supposed to light the torch to the Olympics when they come there and him leaping up to the top to light the Olympic Flame!
I love this song, the lyrics are too good.
Now that Project X Zone 2 is here, I shall devote my time- and LIFE- to getting Segata Sanshiro
Recent headlines: "Sega Teases Segata Sanshiro Based Announcement for 60th Anniversary on March 25" SEGATA SANSHIROOOOOO
Over the last few years Sega has started to make a real comeback. Going from producing failure after failure and almost going bankrupt to putting out nothing but hit games and movies. How did they make such a fast comeback after decades of constant failure? There's but one answer. *He* has returned
The world needs Segata Sanshiro now more than ever.
Every time I buy a non sega game I always look over my shoulder just to check. He died for our sins, but he may rise again. I hope with teary eyes he can suplex me on last time.
Lets make Sega great again. Bring Back Segata Sanshiro!
i have a sudden urge to play the sega saturn
I found out why the Saturn was more popular in Japan than America.
Don't say that!!! If you say that he'll come here and I don't have a sega saturgjvhcxgvxvxhdxhdghxdghcghhgcxxhvhdxdxhdxhhdxhdxfdghxhdxdxhhdfxdxfhdxfdxfhdfxdxhfhdxfdxhfdygxyxfsgzxgdufhdcjkjgytgfuhyuhgfhyuiyhgfyguiygfyu
Brian McGuire Don't worry, Sanshiro is still at the other end of the galaxy, still riding Sony's nuke away from SEGA Enterprises.
Although, one wonders what would happen if he ever got back and found out about SEGA's current economic position.
Pretty sure that Nuke belongs to Nintendo
Or is he? ...Wait a minute. OH SHIT!!!!! I DON'T HAVE A SHUGDDHDHYG)3$(:):)):3) gendhehsghvdhebg6;$,):$):?,)hvdjx. Ubdhbhb.bddhxb)!:):!,)),:$)
I just discovered this man....I am at a loss for words....As a gamer all my life, how could I have been so blind to this legend!?! To know that the great Segata fights for gaming makes me proud to be a gamer!
The Only man that took a CNRK and lived
And answere by judo throwing him into a mountain so hard he exploded... *TWICE*
@@brucejedilee5290 Lol yeah, Then They destroyed the Universe, forever punching each other to create the stars we look at in the skies
Takeshi Hongo still had a need to fight after Shocker's defeat, so he decided to start beating people up in regards to a gaming console
Imagine this guy as a substory in Yakuza / Ryu Ga Gotoku...
You know the anime Overlord, where they have the all powerful overlord? Send in Segata Sanshiro and watch as he crushes Overlord for not playing Sega Saturn!!
THANK YOU SEGATA SASHIROOO
my sega Saturn broke so i pleaded for forgiveness Segata Sanshiro granted me mercy because my controller showed devouted gamer's wear so i have to get a new Sega Saturn to praise Segata Sanshiro
This is the most epic video I've ever seen on TH-cam. Segata Sanshiro literally own Chuck Norris. :D
Is this the most insane and nonsensical console advertisement ever? or the most epic console advertisement ever?
seeing as I'm now wishing I had a Sega Saturn, I'm leaning towards the latter
*****
Do you look under your bed at night for Segata Shanshiro? He's coming for you.
Why not both?
Prepare for the most...
DUMB AWESOME VIDEO GAME ADVERTISEMENT!
or
AWESOME DUMB VIDEO GAME ADVERTISEMENT!
Reggie Fils-Aime: My body is ready... (For Segata Sanshiro!)
Shakduhn Both
Legend says chuck norris bought a sega saturn after watching this video.
Purely out of respect.
segata punching Saturn controller
I played "between heaven and earth" while watching this. One of the best ideas I came up with.
This song makes me want to get a Sega Saturn.
dirtypms SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!!!!!!
"The lone man who gave his soul to gaming!" Yes, that seems to describe me perfectly and I also do Judo, now only to make my Waifu real.
To hell with Chuck Norris! This guy is the shit! I'm surprised he didn't become an internet meme. The next time I'm watching Chincherrinas' videos, I'll suggest Segata for a Smash Bros Lawl character. By the way, Nostalgia Critic sent me here.
Imagine if Segata and Santa Christ team up.
Smash Bros Lawl: The Next Generation
New characters: Segata Sanshiro, Santa Christ, JonTron, Stewie Griffin, Tyrion Lannister, Homer Simpson, Michael Jackson, Beavis & Butthead, Goku, Vegeta and Leeroy Jenkins.
He's a Japanese chuck noris.
He did face Chuck Norris in Death Battle (when it was still interesting). Spoiler alert: They destroy a solar system, their fates unknown.
happy 75th birthday hiroshi fujioka, the actor of segata sanshiro!
He’s the father of Kazuma Kiryu. If that was the twist, would you honestly be surprised.
This is, like, the GREATEST gamming ad ever. Pure genius!
If Segata Sanshiro had been the Saturn's mascot outside of Japan, I'd have bought one in an attempt to not get the crap kicked out of me by a Judo master with a face like an angry gargoyle. In this case the mascot was more awesome than the product he was selling.
lol true
The only Man who could stood toe to toe against Chuck Norris.
Зачем я это пересматриваю в 2024😭😭😭😭😭
After Seeing Hiroshi Fujioka as The original Kamen Rider, seeing him in these commercials is always exceedingly hilarious, on top of how funny they already are.
Oh my fucking god, i already knew this track but this is the first time i ever saw the lyrics and it's one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen!! Just imagine if any modern company would advertise their console with such a soundtrack! Hahahahhaha i'm dying over here xD
Before: Who the heck is Segata Sanshiro?
After: YOU SEGATA SANSHIRO WILL ALWAYS LIVE ON IN OUR HEARTS🥋♥️
I know he's not a character from any game or whatever, but I would be totally okay if Segata Sanshiro came to smash.
Could even get Hiroshi Fujioka to voice him.
One of his color alts could even be a homage to Takeshi Hongo, a famous character that Hiroshi played in the 1970's.
His final smash would be throwing his opponents strong enough to make them explode twice.
if sega ever makes a fighting game he should be in there
There was, it was called Fighter's Megamix. A crossover mascot fighter for the Saturn long before SSB. But he wasn't in there. Doubtful that ayone would recognize him considering that Bean and Bark were there as well to fill out the obscure franchise quota.
aliastheabnormal I must look up this Megamix game.
Arme Hasashi Segata also had his own game named Segata Sanshiro. It was only released in Japan and is the last Saturn game ever released.
SEGATA SANSHIRO FOR VIRTUA FIGHTERS 6!!!! oh wait their done making those.....
SEGATA SANSHIRO FOR FIGHTERS MEGAMIX 2 (and I exepect pepsi man, daytona car, and a animation-les bear)
How was he never in sega all stars racing?
Maybe he was disguised as danica patrick..
2020 the man who can save us in the quarentine.
The greatest spokesman for a video game console.... Ever!!! SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!!!
SEGATA!!! we need you!!!
Chuck Norris was his Student
actually when they fought they created a black hole and when they fought in it they destroyed their own reality plane and transported themselves to another dimension before making a hole in the black hole.
@@dantealejandro7860
Nice callback to the Death Battle he appeared in, dude XD
@@matthewgillis6366 i know
Sega, please, resurrect Segata Sanshiro-san!!
When I got my sega Saturn at a flea market this weekend, this song was playing in my head. Now segata sanshiro won't kill me!
Segata's legend may be over, but the legend of Segashiro Sanshiro is just beginning...
It should be a movie of Segata Sanshiro
This could be the “National anthem of the gaming republic”
He's not the hero we wanted, but the one we deserved.
He is not the one we deserved. He is the one we got.
God is too nice.
Indeed, they should have shown Segata Sanshiro in the west, at most subtitled. :).
So... Much... Awesomeness!!!!!!