He realized the zombies weren't human AFTER he's thrown them twice. It means nobody ever got up after Segata threw them. Therefore the ones that can get up are NOT HUMANS.
Additionally, the part with chris and jill in japanese is also about zombies, it was changed to refer the western commercial about the sega genesis's blast processing which I think is pretty nice
They basically referenced any of his commercials when possible, like the one with the DMC cast was the reference to the Wachenröder commercial or the one with the Resident Evil and Darkstalkers cast ("These guys aren't human") refers to The House of the Dead commercial.
Segata Sanshiro. He has all 3 save files set to different Lunatic+ Classic modes, never uses a soft reset, and has never used EXPonential Growth. Truly, this man is a hero.
@@TwilightLink77 But those from the post Saturn era do know him. Ulala and Ryo know him, and they're from Dreamcast era games. Gemini is the only one who doesn't know him. I don't know why. I thought it might be because she was American, but Axel knows Segata. And I'm pretty sure he's American.
2:36 Segata Sanshiro gives props to Katsuhiro Harada for making one of the greatest fighting games of all time and afterward is questioned by the 2 main characters from said game. Brings a fuckin tear to my eye, man, fuckin beautiful.
3:30 "And you can't have dreams without NiGHTs! Sega Saturn!" And this is why Segata is the best! He won't let either of those amazing bits of history die!
" _X! Zero! Are you Mega-Men or Rock-Men?_ " " _What are you babbling about, Segata? We have a battle to win here._ " " _I certainly have no idea what he is referring to._ " Brilliant!
Not only that, but Segata would know Rockman/Megaman but X/Zero wouldn't know him. The X series was SNES exclusive. "The Wily Wars" came out on Genesis. Nice little bit of canon there.
The translators did a good job to make a lot of concessions, due to how the game references cultural things that only a Japanese person would be aware of. Some references and changes I'm roughly aware of are; --- 0:15 A reference to Tekken 3's Xiayou ending; th-cam.com/video/sVROJi27BYc/w-d-xo.html --- 0:28 Segata's line about full marks is a reference to his advert for a Saturn steampunk-style game; th-cam.com/video/kFyYHPxm1GA/w-d-xo.html --- 0:40 Segata: "Watch out for those zombies! They aren't human!" Jill: "I guess there's some things (games) you aren't good at, Segata." Chris: "He might not look it, but I can tell he has some experience..." This is a direct reference to the House of the Dead adverts in Japan, where Segata fought zombies. th-cam.com/video/epL1ehXnQEE/w-d-xo.html --- 1:05 One of the few references that carry over to English, Mega-man is called Rock-man in Japan. Partly because rock is a reference to drugs in English. --- 1:17 Roughly: Segata: "Cut through, straight to the heart. The Shinobi way!" Hiryu: "Is that so..?" Hotsuma: "I'm... Not sure..." Segata's line is a direct quote for advertising the Japanese version of Hotsuma's game, Shinobi. th-cam.com/video/HxKUTSJUWbk/w-d-xo.html --- 1:28 Akira's famous win quote in the Virtua Fighter series. th-cam.com/video/g_Vu3RZS4jo/w-d-xo.html He also repeats "Namuuu...", Kage's win quote; th-cam.com/video/iVcho9tui4U/w-d-xo.html --- 1:40 Mentioning Sakura is presumably a reference, along with... --- 1:51 Both these bits are a reference to the Japanese Sakura Wars commercials; th-cam.com/video/sstcW9I7T50/w-d-xo.html --- 2:07 Roughly; Segata: "Just as you have walked a path of crime, I too have followed my own way!" Kiryu: "Segata... Your path is just playing games though, right?" Majima: "Play..? Oh, I'm feelin' nostalgic for the night-life in Kamuracho right now!" --- 2:25 & 3:00 Segata's lines are a reference to one of his commercials; "Youngsters... Is there something in your life you are completely devoted to? Something you sink into so deep you put your life on the line? You must play Sega Saturn! Play... Until your fingers break! Until your fingers break!" --- 2:48 Segata: Yes... You truly are the RPG to enforce Justice! Yuri: "I've already made my choice - Have you forgotten already?" Flynn: "What's the matter, Yuri?" 「そう…それは正義を貫き通す、RPG」 / "The RPG to enforce justice" is a direct quote used to advertise Tales of Vesperia. Yuri's line is also a direct quote from the game itself. --- 3:12 Segata: "A world connected via the Internet? 'Connect your dreams'... Sega Saturn!" Haseo: "This again? This old guy never gives it a rest." Kite: "Uh... I don't think that was the Saturn..." 「夢を繋いで！ドリームキャスト」 - "Connect your dreams! Dreamcast!" Was a tag-line used in Japan for the Dreamcast. Not for the Saturn, like Kite says. --- 3:26 Roughly; Xiaomu: "The creation of dreams is the enrichment for the mind!" Segata: "In other words... 'A shot of fun, direct to the brain - Sega Saturn!!!'" Reiji: "Everything has to tie into the Saturn, huh..." Xiaomu is using old advertising tag-lines from both Bandai and Namco in the 80's. Which makes sense as I think she's an original character developed for the game. [夢・クリエイション / Dream creation] [クーソーは、頭のコヤシ / Fantasy enriches the mind] In addition, Segata's line... [つまりは脳天直撃！セガサターン！!] / A shot of fun, direct to the brain... Was used to advertise Virtua Cop 2 & Guardian Heroes on release. --- 3:40 This is such an obscure reference that I'm not sure I can do it justice. Segata: "Both Xeno's are here - Wonderful! KOS-MOS: "I want to see everything I've dreamed about" Fiora: "What do you mean KOS-MOS? If you have the Monado, you can. These lines are basically direct quotes from a Japanese only game called Xenosaga Freaks. Segata's line is a direct quote from a mini-game in this release called "Kotoba no Puzzle: Mojipittan", which is basically a Japanese word game. KOS-MOS's line is taken from a Xenosaga-themed song that the Xenosaga cast sing, and the player needs to get the lines to come together, like a rhythm-action game. The lines she speaks in the Japanese original are "夢・見た・未来・皆・見たい", roughly the same as what she speaks with Segata. In short, Segata is breaking the 4th wall again. --- Segata: "Chrom... Real men play classic mode!" Chrom: "What... Is... This strength..? Lucina: "I can't fall here in vain..." Chrom & Lucina are essentially reprising classic mode death / retreat quotes from Fire Emblem series.
@@xavierwalko4175 Tokusatsu is some of the best stuff ever produced and Japan is great for having developed it. It gloriously branched off in inspiration from masked superheroes in the West and Japan made it into something of its own. I mean, some would say their special effects are lacking, but I think it adds to the charm and authenticity.
Except for Dante and vergil which is basically Vergil: who in the motivation are you. Segata: STYLE COOL Dante: ya know vergil. I don’t know who he is but I like him.
Good translation overall, let me point out the localizations (to anyone interested): (For the record, a lot of these details come from the Japanese wiki.) - Chris & Jill Segata actually says "Be wary of zombies, they aren't human!!" (the line he says in his House of the Dead commercial.) Jill's reply is the same ("so you have a weakness too, Segata") and Chris concludes with "We know it far too well..." - X & Zero Minor nitpick, but X says "Let's just say...I don't know what you're talking about" (implying he actually does) - Kiryu & Majima Untranslatable pun. Segata's shtick is to "master the path (of playing)". The kanji for "Master" can be read as "Goku", and "path" is "Do" (like in Bushido, Judo etc). "Gokudo" is another way to say "Yakuza", that's why Segata says they're the same. Kiryu replies the same way, that Segata just mastered playing, but Majima's line is totally different: "Playing? Aah, I miss Kamuro-cho by night..." - Yuri & Flynn It's kind of unclear here (at least to me), but what Segata says is Tales of Vesperia's subtitle, "The RPG to carry through your justice", and Yuri replies with one of his famous lines "I've already made my choice...did you forget?" I'm not sure if his line here is from Vesperia as well... - Kite & Haseo Pretty much on point, but Kite says "I don't think that wasn't the Sega Saturn though...?" - KOS-MOS & Fiora Segata: Xeno + Xeno...Xenopittan! (word minigame included in a Xenosaga bonus disc) KOS-MOS: The future I dreamed about...I want to see it with my own eyes. (In this minigame the Xenosaga girls sang the theme song of Mojipittan, the game it's based on, and those are KOS-MOS' lines). I might be missing something, but this should be all...
In the Kite & Haseo dialogue, Sanshiro is quoting Dreamcast's Japanese catchphrase ("Connecting dreams! Dreamcast") but changed the Dreamcast part to Sega Saturn, which is why Kite says "I don't think that was the Sega Saturn though".
Segata: Frank! I bet your camera doesn't have the raw power that comes from 32 bits of pure processing power! Frank: Buddy, this camera is way more powerful than an old hunk of junk system from the 90's. Chuck: Making this guy mad isn't something you want to do, Frank.
Kyo Kusanagi and Iori Yagami (King of Fighters) Kyo: Hold on, are you seriously saying you're able to fight because you play a bunch of video games!? Segata: The path of play is not to be taken lightly. I will show you the true power of the Sega Saturn! Iori: This is like Kyokugenryu for video games. I can't even believe I'm saying things like this...
Segata: Chrom! The only true way to play is Classic Mode! *Back in the world of FE Awakenig:* Frederik: Sir! What's wrong? Robin: ...I don't feel so good...
+Raphael Belmont In the French Version he says "You still call it Genesis !? It's called MEGA DRIVE !" And them he says things about 16 bits, but i couldn't read fast enough.
Sonic: I hope you guys know what speed is. Segata: Yes! Blast processing! Tails: Now where have I heard that before. Something about “Genetics”? Must be me
Segata: Sonic! You have kept SEGA Alive and well. I have all my respect for you. Sonic: Thanks, Sorry if I hog the spotlight too often. Shadow: Hmmph, I'm A star too, you know.
Segata: "Pit! Are you ready to step up to Intensity 9.0?!" Pit: "W-What?! Not Intensity 9.0! Lady Palutena! Help me!" Palutena: "Now, now, Pit. Real angels never turn down a challenge. I know you can do it."
Yea segata would actually be able to have a normal conversation with pit since he also destroys the 4th wall. that is until segata starts rambling about the saga Saturn…
Captain Falcon: "The legendary Segata Sanshiro? Why don't you show me your moves?" Segata: "Sure. I'll show how stylish my moves are to two legendary bounty hunters!" Samus: "I'm sure the Space Pirates wouldn't stand a chance against this guy...."
Segata's dialogues are easily the funniest of all single units, just because it contain parody of real life. Harada-san (creator of Tekken) is my personal best.
If Cody and Guy from Final Fight/Street Fighter were in. Segata: Jab front and back, then you got the enemy in a loop! Cody: Pretty sure I'll get a head rush from doing that. Guy: You have a... peculiar way of fighting.
+Seijo Vangelta Oh Segata: You mean Maverick Hunter or Irregular Hunter? Heck; even the English version of Mega Man X 4 hilariously made the mistake of using Irregular Hunter for Magma Dragoon.
(Terry Bogard & Ryo Sakazaki) Ryo Sakazaki: Y'know, whenever i look at you, you remind me of my father. Segata Sanshiro: Heh, now that you mention it, i do have a son, his name is Sega Shiro! Terry Bogard: I would love to meet him someday.
Segata: Neptune, as the goddess of Sega, you must work! Neptune: Yikes! He's intense. Nepgear: We'd better win the fight. I don't want to experience his judo throw.
While I'm not too surprised at Segata Sanshiro being among the most iconic roles Hiroshi Fujioka ever performed (behind the legendary Kamen Rider #1, of course), I never expect him to be R0 in the Tomica Hero franchise. Lastly, Fujioka's son, Maito, not only acted as a younger #1 for Kamen Rider: Beyond Generations, he's also become the new brand ambassador of Sega, Segata's son Sega Shiro. Uh, say, how many people laugh at anything Segata does?
Segata: "Hmm... If I want story, I'd join Hoshido. But if I want gameplay, I'd choose Nohr." Ryoma: "Xander? Do you know what this guy's talking about?" Xander: "I was just about to ask the exact same question."
Segata: "Shulk, use the Monado as much as possible until you can't use it!" Shulk: "Not to that extreme! I'll only use it responsibly." Dunban: "Segata, do you actually think Shulk's going to go through what I went through with my arm?"
Fire Emblem's Classic Mode: If a unit is defeated in battle, they die and will not be playable for the rest of the playthrough. Every decision is critical. However, if a 'Lord' character (Examples: Marth, Chrom, Robin, Corrin, etc.) were to be defeated, you'd simply get a 'Game Over'.
funny how nobody is making a Kamen Rider Ichigo reference considering the fact Hiroshi Fujioka is famous for Segata Sanshiro just as much as Kamen Rider Ichigo
Neptune: “Oh. My. Nep! Segata-San!” Nepgear: “it’s so great to see you again Segata-San! Segata: “ah! Lady Purple Heart! Miss Nepgear! It’s good to see you as well!”
I just love how the autogenerated translation subtitles at the sakura x segata part when segata calls Saruka's name and the subtitles says "Cyber Farm"
What Chrom and Lucina's conversation should've been with Segata Chrom: We're sorry about the missile attack on Sega's headquarters all those years ago, that terrorist left Nintendo after the Sega Saturn devastated the Super Famicom/NES sales. Segata: Rest assured that I've thrown him into his own flaming demise. Besides, last I heard Sega were working on a new weapon dubbed "The Katana" to end the Nintendo 64's short-life. Lucina: I think we should avoid sharing details about the Gamecube.
Sonic Cody Your also somewhat incorrect about something. Everyone from Sakura wars and the Sega games (with the exception of Gemini) either know of him or are visited by him frequently. He apparently trains people in the Sakura Wars universe.
some of the dialogue has been completely changed but they're still good. I like that they reference Segata being devoured by zombies in the original Jill/Chris dialogue
Nah... he just has a phobia. Legends says he was shaking so hard with his immense power that the vibration exploded the entire zombie horde. Zombies can only slow him down and make him angry. Never EVER use zombies in an attempt to stop Segata Sanshiro.
Well Mario and Sonic Are Rivally Friends now. and Nintendo and Sega has a Close Relationship now. and if Sega's Fine, so is Segata. also, Did Segata has Problems with Nintendo to begin with? i think he Didn't Cared at all.
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*"THIS MAN IS NOT CONSTRAINED BY TIME!"*
*SEGATA SANSHIRO LIVES THROUGH THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE*
Instead, he TRANSCENDS it! That is Segata Sanshiro!
Explains why Ulala knows about him
He's the true Omni King.
Of course he is.
"THESE PEOPLE ARENT HUMAN !" Lmao I'm crying
Segata being Captain Obvious there, I see...
This is a reference from a line in a commercial where he was fighting zombies
He realized the zombies weren't human AFTER he's thrown them twice. It means nobody ever got up after Segata threw them. Therefore the ones that can get up are NOT HUMANS.
The House Of The Dead
Additionally, the part with chris and jill in japanese is also about zombies, it was changed to refer the western commercial about the sega genesis's blast processing which I think is pretty nice
I can't believe they referenced the Sakura Wars commercial with Segata..
It was a must
Wonder if they'll included him in the upcoming new Sakura War game?
They basically made the relationship CANON with that bit.... :D
They basically referenced any of his commercials when possible, like the one with the DMC cast was the reference to the Wachenröder commercial or the one with the Resident Evil and Darkstalkers cast ("These guys aren't human") refers to The House of the Dead commercial.
I clicked the video expecting that to be the case hahahahha Sakura-saaaaaaan~
1:56 That relationship still exists
It's canon lol
spongebobfan78 The dream is real!!!!
I ship it
a ship not bound by time.
It just makes it all the more hypocritical when Sakura goes Yandere if Ogami so much as breathes within a mile of another woman.
Segata, Kiryu, and Majima standing together. Talk about an unstoppable force
That was also Very cutting social commentary for such a light hearted game
Segata Sanshiro. He has all 3 save files set to different Lunatic+ Classic modes, never uses a soft reset, and has never used EXPonential Growth. Truly, this man is a hero.
+Jinnbow Dude alters reality and activated Classic mode at will. Badass.
I guess i saw a Death Battle video between Chuck Norris and SEGATA SANSHIRO (capitals for him XD).
He also has every unit and never lost a one.
the man not constrained by time and might use the monado....the man is a monster
I love the fact that every Sega character pretty much knows Segata Sanshiro as of he were a long time friend.
from a certant point of view he is
The Sakura Wars characters did say in that game that he visits once in a while to join them in their training.
Except those from the post-Saturn era.
@@TwilightLink77 But those from the post Saturn era do know him. Ulala and Ryo know him, and they're from Dreamcast era games. Gemini is the only one who doesn't know him. I don't know why. I thought it might be because she was American, but Axel knows Segata. And I'm pretty sure he's American.
@@amosdeguzman9980 Gemini's game is the only one that was released in America or something
2:36 Segata Sanshiro gives props to Katsuhiro Harada for making one of the greatest fighting games of all time and afterward is questioned by the 2 main characters from said game. Brings a fuckin tear to my eye, man, fuckin beautiful.
Segata is literally the greatest thing to happen to video games ever.
And he thanked Harada for making Tekken
Yeah, he's awesome. And he also dated Sakura. It's rare to see a real life man dated a video game character, which is awesome in my opinion. :D
I take it back:
Segata is literally the greatest thing Japan has ever produced.
Ikrani
He brings sheer pain to those who don't play seriously
João Lucas
Then it's a good thing I play seriously. Just haven't been able to get the cash for a Saturn. Or a course on speaking Japanese.
3:30 "And you can't have dreams without NiGHTs! Sega Saturn!"
And this is why Segata is the best! He won't let either of those amazing bits of history die!
Who wants NiGHTS for PxZ3 as a solo unit?
Hell yeah.
@@riderjustis3009
Maybe nights and realla yeah i want that and i want sonic and tails for pxz3
"This man... he is not constrained by time."
XD
Kagemaru was the one to truly measure the danger up front...
Segata Sanshiro just obliterated the fourth wall and gave respect to Harada. xD
Segata is not constrained by time.
the 4th wall didn't play the sega saturn!
And then a Harada like character appears in Kiwami 2
Wow... Segata nodding Harada... now I've seen it all.
+Seiko Wolfe Greatness recognizes greatness.
next thing you know miyazaki the creator of dark souls will appear
Only remaining one Segata has to mention is Satoru Iwata, to pay his respective respects.
Segata Sanshiro for Tekken 8
"The only true way to play is Classic Mode!", TELL 'EM SEGATA!
+TrueGreed Segata would of been great for smash bros.
AutZentus same here bro :D
he is a GOD
Because He Actually Is Kamen Rider Ichigou
I love the fact that Chrom and Lucina immediately feel as if they are in danger as classic mode is mentioned.
" _X! Zero! Are you Mega-Men or Rock-Men?_ "
" _What are you babbling about, Segata? We have a battle to win here._ "
" _I certainly have no idea what he is referring to._ "
Brilliant!
re is refering to zero's and megaman's japanse names i beleve
ben leighton
Yes - I know.
oh
Mega Man - USA Name
Rock Man - Japan Name
Not only that, but Segata would know Rockman/Megaman but X/Zero wouldn't know him.
The X series was SNES exclusive. "The Wily Wars" came out on Genesis.
Nice little bit of canon there.
Segata giving Harada respect is the greatest thing ever.
I loved Kazyua's response!
The translators did a good job to make a lot of concessions, due to how the game references cultural things that only a Japanese person would be aware of. Some references and changes I'm roughly aware of are;
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0:15
A reference to Tekken 3's Xiayou ending;
th-cam.com/video/sVROJi27BYc/w-d-xo.html
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0:28
Segata's line about full marks is a reference to his advert for a Saturn steampunk-style game;
th-cam.com/video/kFyYHPxm1GA/w-d-xo.html
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0:40
Segata: "Watch out for those zombies! They aren't human!"
Jill: "I guess there's some things (games) you aren't good at, Segata."
Chris: "He might not look it, but I can tell he has some experience..."
This is a direct reference to the House of the Dead adverts in Japan, where Segata fought zombies.
th-cam.com/video/epL1ehXnQEE/w-d-xo.html
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1:05
One of the few references that carry over to English, Mega-man is called Rock-man in Japan.
Partly because rock is a reference to drugs in English.
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1:17
Roughly:
Segata: "Cut through, straight to the heart. The Shinobi way!"
Hiryu: "Is that so..?"
Hotsuma: "I'm... Not sure..."
Segata's line is a direct quote for advertising the Japanese version of Hotsuma's game, Shinobi.
th-cam.com/video/HxKUTSJUWbk/w-d-xo.html
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1:28
Akira's famous win quote in the Virtua Fighter series.
th-cam.com/video/g_Vu3RZS4jo/w-d-xo.html
He also repeats "Namuuu...", Kage's win quote;
th-cam.com/video/iVcho9tui4U/w-d-xo.html
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1:40
Mentioning Sakura is presumably a reference, along with...
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1:51
Both these bits are a reference to the Japanese Sakura Wars commercials;
th-cam.com/video/sstcW9I7T50/w-d-xo.html
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2:07
Roughly;
Segata: "Just as you have walked a path of crime, I too have followed my own way!"
Kiryu: "Segata... Your path is just playing games though, right?"
Majima: "Play..? Oh, I'm feelin' nostalgic for the night-life in Kamuracho right now!"
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2:25 & 3:00
Segata's lines are a reference to one of his commercials;
"Youngsters... Is there something in your life you are completely devoted to? Something you sink into so deep you put your life on the line?
You must play Sega Saturn! Play... Until your fingers break! Until your fingers break!"
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2:48
Segata: Yes... You truly are the RPG to enforce Justice!
Yuri: "I've already made my choice - Have you forgotten already?"
Flynn: "What's the matter, Yuri?"
「そう…それは正義を貫き通す、RPG」 / "The RPG to enforce justice" is a direct quote used to advertise Tales of Vesperia.
Yuri's line is also a direct quote from the game itself.
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3:12
Segata: "A world connected via the Internet? 'Connect your dreams'... Sega Saturn!"
Haseo: "This again? This old guy never gives it a rest."
Kite: "Uh... I don't think that was the Saturn..."
「夢を繋いで！ドリームキャスト」 - "Connect your dreams! Dreamcast!" Was a tag-line used in Japan for the Dreamcast. Not for the Saturn, like Kite says.
---
3:26
Roughly;
Xiaomu: "The creation of dreams is the enrichment for the mind!"
Segata: "In other words... 'A shot of fun, direct to the brain - Sega Saturn!!!'"
Reiji: "Everything has to tie into the Saturn, huh..."
Xiaomu is using old advertising tag-lines from both Bandai and Namco in the 80's. Which makes sense as I think she's an original character developed for the game.
[夢・クリエイション / Dream creation]
[クーソーは、頭のコヤシ / Fantasy enriches the mind]
In addition, Segata's line...
[つまりは脳天直撃！セガサターン！!] / A shot of fun, direct to the brain...
Was used to advertise Virtua Cop 2 & Guardian Heroes on release.
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3:40
This is such an obscure reference that I'm not sure I can do it justice.
Segata: "Both Xeno's are here - Wonderful!
KOS-MOS: "I want to see everything I've dreamed about"
Fiora: "What do you mean KOS-MOS? If you have the Monado, you can.
These lines are basically direct quotes from a Japanese only game called Xenosaga Freaks. Segata's line is a direct
quote from a mini-game in this release called "Kotoba no Puzzle: Mojipittan", which is basically a Japanese word game.
KOS-MOS's line is taken from a Xenosaga-themed song that the Xenosaga cast sing, and the player needs to get
the lines to come together, like a rhythm-action game. The lines she speaks in the Japanese original are
"夢・見た・未来・皆・見たい", roughly the same as what she speaks with Segata.
In short, Segata is breaking the 4th wall again.
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Segata: "Chrom... Real men play classic mode!"
Chrom: "What... Is... This strength..?
Lucina: "I can't fall here in vain..."
Chrom & Lucina are essentially reprising classic mode death / retreat quotes from Fire Emblem series.
Thanks so much for translating!!!
finally, the literal translation
I love how Segata unashamedly breaks the fourth wall and gives no explanation as to why he's able to do so.
+CancerTurtle Because Hiroshi Fujioka is Japan's Chuck Norris and gives 0 fucks.
@@frostmourne1986 Kamen Rider, Kamen Rider, RIDA! RIDA!
@@xavierwalko4175 Tokusatsu is some of the best stuff ever produced and Japan is great for having developed it. It gloriously branched off in inspiration from masked superheroes in the West and Japan made it into something of its own. I mean, some would say their special effects are lacking, but I think it adds to the charm and authenticity.
Jill: "This thing does blast processing, right?!"
Chris: *sobs and checks the manual to no avail*
😂
yeah
SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!
SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!
YOU MUST PLAY SEGA SATURN!!!
I don't have a sega saturn and THIS is the problem
I guess he stopped fighting Chuck Norris out of boredom and decided to be in video games again.
I wonder where he and chuck went to after destroying the solar system.
@@cadburychocolate8888 Their dual-constellation has cameo'd in a number of DeathBattles since then...at least 3....
@@cadburychocolate8888
They cameos on a few Deathbattles and just went about their time doing whatever
Segata: *literally talks about video games constantly*
Everyone else: Wow, a true warrior
they reconise he is an alfa gamer
so they bow down in his presence
Except for Dante and vergil which is basically
Vergil: who in the motivation are you.
Segata: STYLE COOL
Dante: ya know vergil. I don’t know who he is but I like him.
The hype. Too real... SEGATA SANSHIRO WILL ALWAYS LIVE IN OUR HEARTS!
SEGATA SHNSHIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
He's still alive i think xd
Everyone's horrible memories about losing an important chaacter in Fire Emblem's infamous "Lunatic Mode" strike again
Good translation overall, let me point out the localizations (to anyone interested):
(For the record, a lot of these details come from the Japanese wiki.)
- Chris & Jill
Segata actually says "Be wary of zombies, they aren't human!!" (the line he says in his House of the Dead commercial.)
Jill's reply is the same ("so you have a weakness too, Segata") and Chris concludes with "We know it far too well..."
- X & Zero
Minor nitpick, but X says "Let's just say...I don't know what you're talking about" (implying he actually does)
- Kiryu & Majima
Untranslatable pun. Segata's shtick is to "master the path (of playing)". The kanji for "Master" can be read as "Goku", and "path" is "Do" (like in Bushido, Judo etc). "Gokudo" is another way to say "Yakuza", that's why Segata says they're the same. Kiryu replies the same way, that Segata just mastered playing, but Majima's line is totally different: "Playing? Aah, I miss Kamuro-cho by night..."
- Yuri & Flynn
It's kind of unclear here (at least to me), but what Segata says is Tales of Vesperia's subtitle, "The RPG to carry through your justice", and Yuri replies with one of his famous lines "I've already made my choice...did you forget?" I'm not sure if his line here is from Vesperia as well...
- Kite & Haseo
Pretty much on point, but Kite says "I don't think that wasn't the Sega Saturn though...?"
- KOS-MOS & Fiora
Segata: Xeno + Xeno...Xenopittan! (word minigame included in a Xenosaga bonus disc)
KOS-MOS: The future I dreamed about...I want to see it with my own eyes. (In this minigame the Xenosaga girls sang the theme song of Mojipittan, the game it's based on, and those are KOS-MOS' lines).
I might be missing something, but this should be all...
Just as I thought, they didn't translate Segata's conversation with Jill and Chris, and replaced it completely.
You need more likes. I knew i was missing something about the yakuza dialogue
Yuri's line is from Tales of Vesperia.
Nice
In the Kite & Haseo dialogue, Sanshiro is quoting Dreamcast's Japanese catchphrase ("Connecting dreams! Dreamcast") but changed the Dreamcast part to Sega Saturn, which is why Kite says "I don't think that was the Sega Saturn though".
Deadpool does the fourth wall jokes while Segata does the fourth wall references.
+Duriel Lord of Pain Marvel for project x zone 3
+AutZentus I would love that.
+Duriel Lord of Pain I will prefer a super heros based theme based on this game then trowing marvel in PXZ who is video game theme.
I would love hat.
Well She-Hulk and Deadpool make the jokes.
Wait...I'm not playing a Sega Saturn...I'm playing a 3DS.
....I'm half expecting him to punch my through the screens. XD
+Kill Dozer,
Well, if it would calm him down, there's a Sega Saturn theme for the 3DS on sale...
+Christopher Chasteen
Sega saturn... 3D!
just wait for it man
better expect a Rider Kick from him too
Since his waifu Sakura is in this game too...he's gunna calm down
"This man is not bound by time." Even the game is aware of the might of Segata!
Fun fact, after the events of project X zone 2, everyone went back very injured
Unless they were a part of the sega saturn
His reunion with his wife is heartwarming.
They even play his theme! This almost had me weeping tears of nostalgia for the old days!
Segata: Frank! I bet your camera doesn't have the raw power that comes from 32 bits of pure processing power!
Frank: Buddy, this camera is way more powerful than an old hunk of junk system from the 90's.
Chuck: Making this guy mad isn't something you want to do, Frank.
AlexStrife89 what about nick and dick from dr3
Ohhh, now I know who you're talking about! That would be an interesting team, wouldn't it? The Dead Rising protagonists!
@@northkuledud3749 Or maybe Nick as a solo support. It would work too.
Wise words, Chuck Greene.
@@mdalsted We got Frank in the first game (paired up with Hisen-Ko/Lei-Lei) , there no reason we couldn't get Chuck next time.
I just love the fact that all the Sega characters just know him and his deal.
No explaination. THEY JUST DO.
THESE PEOPLE AREN'T HUMAN!
+Guts The Black Swordsman Can't get any more obvious than that, Segata.
I love how every Sega character respect segata since he was the mascot of Sega
Man if I wasn't a Kamen Rider Fan I wouldn't know that the actor Voicing Segata Sanshiro was also the very first Kamen Rider from the 1970s.
Kamen Rider 1 and Segata are as one! Seriously, I didn't know that they were played by the same guy either.
EarlnEarl Same here.
+JadenXDemonMan SATURN KICK!
What do you mean played by the same guy?! There is no one that plays Segata! He IS Ichigo. Segata is just is other job.
starboy35tcoos I know that's a joke but in all seriousness I still can't believe Sagata and Kamen Rider Ichigo are portrayed by the same man.
The Harada reference kills it, Segata greatness is above time, space and "walls" XD
Let's just all stop for a moments and thank SEGA for making SEGATA the legend that he is
Kyo Kusanagi and Iori Yagami (King of Fighters)
Kyo: Hold on, are you seriously saying you're able to fight because you play a bunch of video games!?
Segata: The path of play is not to be taken lightly. I will show you the true power of the Sega Saturn!
Iori: This is like Kyokugenryu for video games. I can't even believe I'm saying things like this...
Project X Zone 3 must have SNK characters in it!
Segata: You there! You must pley Sega Saturn!
Reimu: Oh yeah? With what money!?
Marisa: Reimu, what even is a saturn?
Don't tease me like this
''Segata, the only thing youre the master of is a bunch of videogames''
Says the man that became a Real Estate God by Playing Out run
I love that the team consisting of only Nintendo Characters are overwhelmed and intimidated by Segata Sanshiro.
Considering he threatened Chrom and Lucina with classic mode, I can't blame them lol
That game can be scary on Clasic at higher difficulties
Segata: Chrom! The only true way to play is Classic Mode!
*Back in the world of FE Awakenig:*
Frederik: Sir! What's wrong?
Robin: ...I don't feel so good...
I just love how everyone pretty much turned into a fan when Segata Sanshiro started talking
"The only way to play is *CLASSIC MODE!* "
Me: *twitches in permadeath* If you say so, sir...
00:43, he says: "Beware of zombies! They´re not human!", but that translation will do. Genesis ftw!
+Raphael Belmont In the French Version he says "You still call it Genesis !? It's called MEGA DRIVE !" And them he says things about 16 bits, but i couldn't read fast enough.
+Raphael Belmont Excellent work translating that by ear. The blast processing localization comment was clearly made for overseas gamers. XD
It was more of a dialogue replacement than a translation, though
Sonic: I hope you guys know what speed is.
Segata: Yes! Blast processing!
Tails: Now where have I heard that before. Something about “Genetics”? Must be me
i wish they were in this game too
that interaction would be awsome
Segata: Sonic! You have kept SEGA Alive and well. I have all my respect for you.
Sonic: Thanks, Sorry if I hog the spotlight too often.
Shadow: Hmmph, I'm A star too, you know.
+Christian Harrison do another for Alex Kidd please.
+rebirth2526 But who's going to be Alex's partner?
maybe Sonic because both are Sega's mascot
+Corrin Fates Segata, of course.
Why isn't Sonic in the game?
Segata: "Pit! Are you ready to step up to Intensity 9.0?!" Pit: "W-What?! Not Intensity 9.0! Lady Palutena! Help me!" Palutena: "Now, now, Pit. Real angels never turn down a challenge. I know you can do it."
Yea segata would actually be able to have a normal conversation with pit since he also destroys the 4th wall. that is until segata starts rambling about the saga Saturn…
Captain Falcon: "The legendary Segata Sanshiro? Why don't you show me your moves?" Segata: "Sure. I'll show how stylish my moves are to two legendary bounty hunters!" Samus: "I'm sure the Space Pirates wouldn't stand a chance against this guy...."
I LOVE having Segata in this game. he's so hilarious
+Tobias Black Including or aside from tossing Yuri and Flynn off a hill?
+Gamesmarts194 that was just perfect.
i agree
1:53
It's the Sakura Wars 2 commercial all over again! XD
Love the reference! :D
Project X Zone 3 Sega Shiro & Sakura Amamiya From Sakura Wars 2019
Are you still watching this? YOU MUST PLAY SEGA SATURN!!!!
I'M TRYING!!!!
They're out of my budget and I can't sell another kidney, I already sold 2
(Gets Judo thrown, explodes twice upon impact)
Segata: You can't have dreams without NiGHTs!
Dreams at home: Balan Wonderworld
Segata Sanshiro only plays Fire Emblem on Classic on the hardest difficulty.
With only sword lords, no legendary weapons.
And he has never lost a single unit.
Segata's dialogues are easily the funniest of all single units, just because it contain parody of real life. Harada-san (creator of Tekken) is my personal best.
If Cody and Guy from Final Fight/Street Fighter were in.
Segata: Jab front and back, then you got the enemy in a loop!
Cody: Pretty sure I'll get a head rush from doing that.
Guy: You have a... peculiar way of fighting.
Segata: Are you Mega-men or Rock-men?
Seriously, Megaman (US) and Rockman (Japan)
+Seijo Vangelta Oh Segata: You mean Maverick Hunter or Irregular Hunter? Heck; even the English version of Mega Man X 4 hilariously made the mistake of using Irregular Hunter for Magma Dragoon.
Alex Kidd:Segata you can do this I believe in you
Segata: "Are you Robotnik or Eggman?"
His judo throw can make a man explode
twice.
(Terry Bogard & Ryo Sakazaki)
Ryo Sakazaki: Y'know, whenever i look at you, you remind me of my father.
Segata Sanshiro: Heh, now that you mention it, i do have a son, his name is Sega Shiro!
Terry Bogard: I would love to meet him someday.
1:07 Segata asked a question that fans had been asking for a long time
And X dodged questions as fast as possible
Segata forcibly putting Chrom and Lucina in classic mode is the best.
Holy crap, the injokes are off the Segata charts!
Segata: Neptune, as the goddess of Sega, you must work!
Neptune: Yikes! He's intense.
Nepgear: We'd better win the fight. I don't want to experience his judo throw.
I can see Segata still have soft spots for the lovely Sakura even till this day
While I'm not too surprised at Segata Sanshiro being among the most iconic roles Hiroshi Fujioka ever performed (behind the legendary Kamen Rider #1, of course), I never expect him to be R0 in the Tomica Hero franchise. Lastly, Fujioka's son, Maito, not only acted as a younger #1 for Kamen Rider: Beyond Generations, he's also become the new brand ambassador of Sega, Segata's son Sega Shiro.
Uh, say, how many people laugh at anything Segata does?
Segata: "Hmm... If I want story, I'd join Hoshido. But if I want gameplay, I'd choose Nohr." Ryoma: "Xander? Do you know what this guy's talking about?" Xander: "I was just about to ask the exact same question."
Segata: Do a barrel roll!Fox: Uh, we're not in our ships....Falco: I think he means a judo roll.......probably.
+Zindakku "Why are we even out of our ships? Ugh."
Segata: "Shulk, use the Monado as much as possible until you can't use it!" Shulk: "Not to that extreme! I'll only use it responsibly." Dunban: "Segata, do you actually think Shulk's going to go through what I went through with my arm?"
They seriously need to add Segata-san in Super Smash Bros.!!!
Alvin De Rama Would be funny if they did it as a commentary easter egg on a Sonic stage a la Palutena's Guidance in Smash 4 or Snake's Codec in Brawl
if they did add him imma hope you guys keep a secret but since canonically segata is a kamen rider they'd have to make kamen rider ichigo first
Phoenix: Sega Saturn? I Never Heard Of that.
Maya: I Bet Its Really Cool!
Segata: Never? You Two Must Play Sega Saturn!
Thats mine For Ace Attorney And Segata Sanshiro
I can't stop laughing. All references were great, but lecturing Fire Emblem characters on Classic Mode was the icing on the cake. XD
CHROM! THE ONLY WAY TO PLAY IS CLASSIC MODE!
+TornadoADV Level 9 classic mode against 64 Pikachu, Melee fox, Brawl Meta Knight, and Smash 4 Bayonetta.
Not that Classic mode.
Level 1 phoenix mode with 64 Samus, Melee Kirby or Pichu, Brawl Ganondorf, and Sm4sh Palutena would be better.
TheDiscoGenre Hey Palutena isn't that bad. Choose someone like Zelda.
Fire Emblem's Classic Mode: If a unit is defeated in battle, they die and will not be playable for the rest of the playthrough. Every decision is critical. However, if a 'Lord' character (Examples: Marth, Chrom, Robin, Corrin, etc.) were to be defeated, you'd simply get a 'Game Over'.
funny how nobody is making a Kamen Rider Ichigo reference considering the fact Hiroshi Fujioka is famous for Segata Sanshiro just as much as Kamen Rider Ichigo
And the more amazing part is that not only is his son playing as Segata's son, but he's also playing as the younger version of Ichigo.
I don’t which is better, the fact Dante likes Segata or the fact they referenced the Sakura Wars commercial
Neptune: “Oh. My. Nep! Segata-San!”
Nepgear: “it’s so great to see you again Segata-San!
Segata: “ah! Lady Purple Heart! Miss Nepgear! It’s good to see you as well!”
Damn, they kill the joke with HOTD on Jill and Chris dialogue, Segata actually saying to be careful as they aren't human
I just love how the autogenerated translation subtitles at the sakura x segata part when segata calls Saruka's name and the subtitles says "Cyber Farm"
What Chrom and Lucina's conversation should've been with Segata
Chrom: We're sorry about the missile attack on Sega's headquarters all those years ago, that terrorist left Nintendo after the Sega Saturn devastated the Super Famicom/NES sales.
Segata: Rest assured that I've thrown him into his own flaming demise. Besides, last I heard Sega were working on a new weapon dubbed "The Katana" to end the Nintendo 64's short-life.
Lucina: I think we should avoid sharing details about the Gamecube.
actually,the missile attack was from sony not nintendo ;)
Nah, best leave the fourth-wall-breaking to Segata.
Dean Wynn how would Chrom and Lucina know about the GameCube IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE A- oh wait, that's the N64 I'm thinking of…
That's probably something that would better fit Mario and Luigi.
The thing is that the Saturn actually BEAT the N64 in japan. Segata actually succeeded.
And he's STILL dating Sakura
+João Lucas (Adler) ...that is.....amazing...years later....Sakura remembers him.....*Sheds a tear* Beautiful
I Wonder what happened the Last Years. Oh Well... Gaming Relations are Different
Not really. The game kinda shows them in a different relationship. More like a sibling thing, with Segata warning Ogami to stay faithful.
......still it's love
Sonic Cody
Your also somewhat incorrect about something. Everyone from Sakura wars and the Sega games (with the exception of Gemini) either know of him or are visited by him frequently. He apparently trains people in the Sakura Wars universe.
some of the dialogue has been completely changed but they're still good. I like that they reference Segata being devoured by zombies in the original Jill/Chris dialogue
Nah... he just has a phobia. Legends says he was shaking so hard with his immense power that the vibration exploded the entire zombie horde.
Zombies can only slow him down and make him angry. Never EVER use zombies in an attempt to stop Segata Sanshiro.
2:18 the three manliest men on the planet in the same room
3:54 Ah geez... Segeta is THAT kind of Fire Emblem fan
Project X Zone Cast: Fuck were losing the battle over here! We need back up!
Reality: Aight we got your back.
*Segata Sanshiro has been summoned*
1:01 “These people aren’t human!” is a reference to the Segata Sanshiro House of The Dead commercial
2:18 Yo, that line is smooth. Fits well today. (Or the general inaccuracy of it.)
This guy and his constant references put a big ass smile on my face during my first playthrough. SEGA SATURN!!!!!
Segata just set the game to Classic Mode! Poor Chrom and Lucina!
And thus, I saw this video being very disappointed that Segata didn't get mad about working with the Nintendo characters
Well he did literally switch one of them to permadeath mode unwillingly, so could just be his underhanded strategy. :V
Well Mario and Sonic Are Rivally Friends now. and Nintendo and Sega has a Close Relationship now. and if Sega's Fine, so is Segata. also, Did Segata has Problems with Nintendo to begin with? i think he Didn't Cared at all.
+Sonic 2099 The Hedgehog there was one Segata commercial where he stopped a missile that Nintendo sent at Sega headquarters so I guess that counts
Mantle Zone
Well i wonder if it was Nintendo or not. it Coult be Sony or Someone who Hates Sega
Ehh, I'm sure he's worked his differences out alongside Sega.
One Nintendo/Microsoft/Sony CEO disliked this video cuz Segata Sanshiro saved SEGA headquarters.
Majima poking fun at the media blaming video games for violence is the best lol
Did he seriously thanked Katsuhiro Harada? lmao
+Pande Putu Basurama Yeah, I'm convince Segata actually came from the real, REAL world, and he's just hoping between Sega games.
+Pande Putu Basurama Could be because he is Sega's answer to Deadpool
well.. it is a namco game.
Haha! Referencing Xiaoyu's Tekken 3 ending.
+heardofrvb
And he fucking thanked Katsuhiro Harada!
"This man's intense aura is practically overpowering me"
I see why he's not on smash
He would be an SSS tier character
Segata's legacy will never die
Segata lives.
It's funny how Segata asks X and Zero if they're Mega-men or Rock-men since Rockman is the original Japanese name for Megaman.
3:02 And then he procceded to Judo throw the shit out of his teammates, their opponents and told them to play the Saturn. *que Segatas theme*
Only Kos-Mos understand the greatness of Segata, that line is so funny.
You my friend...have done a great service for the world of gamers.