Will I Ever Learn to Drive?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ต.ค. 2024
- Hey folks! In today’s video we’ve got another Gold Stake Balatro run. Here, a shop one Eternal Driver’s License wasn’t strong but the long-term value was too tempting to pass up, giving me an immediate mission to get 16 Enhanced cards in my deck. Enjoy the video!
Balatro is a poker roguelike deck building game centered around creating powerful synergies and winning with big hands. In it, you can combine valid poker hands with unique Jokers in order to create varied synergies and builds. Earn enough chips to beat blinds, including challenging boss blinds, to make it to the next ante and progress your run!
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I love how the viewers of this channel are either getting the comfiest sleep of their lives or extremely sleep deprived
haha omg roffle is peak bedtime or workout youtuber for me
Yes.
This is always my bedtime video :)
I am the first :)
IOM BOTH IM BOTH IMBOTHH !!!!! :3
Well, if I had money, I'd tell you what I'd do
I go downtown, buy a Mercury or two
Crazy 'bout a Mercury
Lord, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road
Well, the girl I love
I stole her from a friend
He got lucky, stole her back again
She heard he had a Mercury
Lord, she's crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road
Oh, let's go
Hey now mama, you look so fine
Driven round in your Mercury 49'
Crazy 'bout a Mercury
Lord, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road
(I'll put it in high gear now)
Well, my baby went out
Didn't stay long
Bought herself a Mercury, come a cruisin' home
She's crazy 'bout a Mercury
Yeah, she's crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road
(Oh, cruise now)
Well, if I had money, I'd tell you what I'd do
I go downtown, buy a Mercury or two
Crazy 'bout a Mercury
Lord, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road
Yeah, I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road
Oh, let's go
(Blatantly copy-pasted, please don't applaud)
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red deck on any stake higher than blue is just the "fuck you blue stake" deck
03:07 again. Ill be faster next time
I love balatro videos early in the morning. The best way to start a day! Thank you!
The dude's got a burnt certificate, but it was enough to get a license and some steel
The hemomancer consideration almost got me 😂
I'll teach you if you want
We rolling off a cliff with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️💀💀💀💥💥💥
why i am awake?
To watch Balatro
항상 잘 보고있습니다 너무 재밌어요 굿!
Bout to sleep at 2am have to wake up at 8 prolly gonna wake like i slept for 10 hours
Knew it
actuly dont know but wasnt the 3 of spades at 9:49 enhanced
Foil, holographic and polychrome aren't considered enhancements, similarly to seals
3:09 I was reaching for a bag of Doritos the very second you said you need chips. Just thought you should know.
43:19 should have skipped both antes to stack up steel cards in hand.
Who summoned Count Roffula? 3:58
Will roffle ever learn to drive, he drives me nuts so yeah he did it. 😂😂
Just kidding btw
Eternal certificate of authenticity sounds like a scam
red deck gaming
20:22 egg
30s ago damn
Now i am become comment section, the cringeroyer of worlds. I actually was a bit unhappy about free devil card skip at 3:40
40:42
Madness: Hey-
Roffle: No
Madness: -we’ve been trying to reach you about your deck’s extended warranty…
Also, madness is probably better than burnt joker here
Oops, I forgot that madness was nerfed on boss blinds
Madnes would still stay at X1.5
@@Astryder hence my reply to my comment
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