"Hey, honey, can you take the girls out for a few hours? I gotta record a new Nerd episode and I don't want them hearing me scream obscenities all day."
Hey honey, I know I can't call you that anymore but, anyway, how are the girls?...I was remembering when we recorded the Nerd episodes all together but me screaming obscenities all day made you take me out of the house forever... what? you don't want me calling again?, Ok gotta record Darkman...call you back later.
It hit me hard that I've been watching the Nerd for 14 years. Quality entertainment for 14 years and I can still marathon it all without disappointment.
the only way we can do that is to upload his consciousness into a computer and give him a virtual environment on an isolated hard drive filled with emulators and game roms/isos
It makes you wonder, is the Nerd aware of the fact that he keeps dying in several episodes but keeps coming back because he is forever stuck in the purgatory of playing awful games?
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@@alexaliennerd3990 or he lives in Scott The Woz universe, where death is but a disease
If TH-cam ever gives out a lifetime achievement award...it goes to AVGN hands down. Always great content, never any controversy, he always entertains us and has consistently for 17 years. Everyone knows who he is. You can’t hate this dude!
James still makes the nerd episodes with the same love and passion he did all those years ago. Honestly the most consistent entertainer on TH-cam for quality content.
I think he's been a dad for years now, not entirely sure how long though. Kid must be about 5 in order to understand how to operate a game machine fluently enough to make Mario Maker levels though, even if they need a bit of help.
This is what got me to watch Darkman. As soon as you said Raimi was involved I stopped watching this so that nothing would get spoiled and finished watching it after the movie. I'm glad I did, the cameo was fun!
"This is just a regular episode! There's no skits or anything!!" I laughed soooooo hard! I think we all grew up watching James as the nerd and that's just magical.
I grew up watching AVGN videos. When he is done with bad old games, he can move on and review new bad games. He can't run out of games. Which means, I will watch AVGN even when we both become grandpas.
@@robertwildschwein7207 I used to watch AVGN over and over again until I could speak the lines of almost every episodes by myself. Truly a great show but that might have been a real problem.
This episode feels like a classic nerd episode. It's almost as if the "new" nerd was killed off in the Shrek episode and now we're back to classic episodes, complete with original theme song.
Haven't you watched his Bartman Meets The Radioactive Man episode? He was already coming back to form, that one has an even bigger "classic AVGN" feel than this
Seeing James break character and laughing after telling his Clown story with a straight face might be one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen.
@@c.d.ruppert9560 ya. in the past AVGN hardly acknowledged that he was on the internet, In this episode he completely broke the fourth wall by saying “this is a normal review, no skits” Completely changing what AVGN originally was
I haven't watched a nerd video in a few months, but let me tell you, the sheer amount of cursing brought back to the nerd brought a huge smile to my face.
Theory: Their is a multiverse of AVGNS out there. The one from the Shrek ep was our main universe’s AVGN and he has died. Now we are watching another AVGN from another universe. This AVGN kept the classic episode style for all these years. Also TH-cam didn’t demonetize him for his language because TH-cam never put those policies in place.
This entire theory should be put into a future AGVN video...oh wait, but it already was....in the past. Maybe this comment thread is how it all got started? Okay....who's breaking the time travel laws and creating paradoxes?
We’re all old here, James. I started watching you when I was in high school. The quality of your content has never decreased so it’s why I’m still here.
@Necramonium Well, the chances of your offspring getting down syndrome at that age is nearly 100%. Starting at 35, the percentage goes up. It is not the best idea to birth a child around that age, as other issues could arise. Adoption is always an option, though.
@@SumDumGy I have been feeling the same. A lot of the magic is gone, but this episode felt like oldschool ANGRY more than the past year's worth of episodes.
eventualy the daughter wil be old enought for a boyfriend... you know the thing where the boy meets her dad as he just happens to be cleaning a shotgun? well same idea whit the nerd cleaning a nintendo zapper
Same, I don't know the words to describe it but I think it has something to do with the pacing the episodes are released. When I see a new nerd video, I just have to grab a snack because it us just such a treat to watch these
And Kurt Cobain was 27 years old when he died in early April of 1994, and now it's April of 2021 and 27 years later....Kurt Cobain has been dead for as long as he was alive.
The direct-to-video sequels are surprisingly decent too if you go in with the right level of expectations. Darkman II is especially entertaining because Larry Drake as Durant is a lot of fun to watch.
Once you go sweat pants you can't go back. I ended up wearing them even to work after returning from the lockdown. No one said anything yet so I will keep wearing them until a higher up tells me otherwise.
"Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing", now there's a name I never thought I'd hear again in my life. Talk about a throwback! Also, "Tabasco enema" is a phrase I didn't think I would *ever* hear in my life, and now I can't stop laughing. Thanks James!
As I was watching this and listened to you say you were old, I turned tomy wife and told her I've been watching you since I was 17. Now I am 32. James thank you for being such a big part of my journey!
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Can someone explain to me how the AVGN has been on TH-cam forever and yet his videos are just as great and addicting as his original videos? I just love this guy!
I've actually been waiting for this review for 13 years. I sent a message while I was still in high school pleading for him to review this game, and offering my copy on the grounds that it be irreparably destroyed at the conclusion. I never got a reply, but I'm immensely pleased that it finally found it's way to the AVGN catalogue. This really brings back memories. Memories from a time when youtube was the wild west and I didn't have a care in the world. We live in some rough times, and it's nice to have something to take us back to the past. Thanks for over a decade and a half of catharsis and laughs, James. You're a childhood hero in my book.
@@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 Campbell was the original choice to portray Darkman, as intended by Raimi. However, studio executives balked at the idea of casting Campbell because they did not think he could carry the role. Campbell was ultimately replace by Liam Neeson, though he made a cameo appearance in the film's ending as the "Final Shemp". Bruce did dubbed him in the movie though! Sam Raimi asked him to do it
I like how the Nerd still includes clips from 15 years ago in his intro. Many YTers with far less clout forget where they came from. Thanks for the laughs AVGN. I've been watching your videos since 2007.
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"Hey, honey, can you take the girls out for a few hours? I gotta record a new Nerd episode and I don't want them hearing me scream obscenities all day."
Hey honey, I know I can't call you that anymore but, anyway, how are the girls?...I was remembering when we recorded the Nerd episodes all together but me screaming obscenities all day made you take me out of the house forever... what? you don't want me calling again?, Ok gotta record Darkman...call you back later.
@@rakseiify jeebus man
@@rakseiify Thats dark, man.
That must be the best life
@@rakseiify You okay, man?
It was this episode that reminded me that he is not even just the Angry Video Game nerd anymore... he's the Angry Video Game Dad.
Remember that he played some of the Mario Maker levels made by his children (not as the nerd of course XD)
It was the Dad jokes, wasn't it
In his 40s
It's really a sign of how old i am now, jesus i was a fan back at season two!
@WAXO THE FOOL 'MAN' ifested!
The only theme I never skip
My wife left me
@@joeisnothome F
@@joeisnothome f man
@@joeisnothome f
RIP guitar guy behind the couch
When the world needed him most, he never left.
He's like my daaaahhdd
J I’ll
I love the whole "There's no skit! THIS IS A NORMAL REVIEW!" part. That was amazing.
Made me laugh XD
I know making skits a fleshing out plot lines is fun, but sometimes skits can be a bit much to tolerate. I very much appreciate this joke.
Felt kinda bad for Dark RoboNerd Man though,he looked so upset
Somewhere, Doug Walker felt attacked.
@@lozangekitten-gamer7626 Then he totally ends the video in a skit lol
It hit me hard that I've been watching the Nerd for 14 years.
Quality entertainment for 14 years and I can still marathon it all without disappointment.
Same. I just love this guy and his content. Hes the one
Going into year 4 now . Still going strong and yes I already watched all AVGN video from the past 14 years.
Same.
Never thought about it till I saw your post...but it's been 11 years for me.
14 now@@at0micwerew0lf
I hope this guy never dies. We need him to stay alive for generations to come.
the only way we can do that is to upload his consciousness into a computer and give him a virtual environment on an isolated hard drive filled with emulators and game roms/isos
He did talk about this in an episode. Where his nerd herd of nerdimators take over the world.
nerd lives forever!
Let's be honest, at the rate he's "ageing" he's practically immortal.
i know this weird to say but he really doesn't know how much he means to us.
The Nerd after being burned down alive inside of a big wooden Shrek statue: "I'm depressed"
That's fair
SUDDENLY
PINEAPPLES
@@franciscorocha9289 This doesn’t help.
It makes you wonder, is the Nerd aware of the fact that he keeps dying in several episodes but keeps coming back because he is forever stuck in the purgatory of playing awful games?
@@alexaliennerd3990 or he lives in Scott The Woz universe, where death is but a disease
If TH-cam ever gives out a lifetime achievement award...it goes to AVGN hands down. Always great content, never any controversy, he always entertains us and has consistently for 17 years. Everyone knows who he is. You can’t hate this dude!
Yes that is a fact that you cannot deny.
Ghostbusters 2016
@@Damon1987 I heard he just ignored that and it never became anything
@@Damon1987 They tried to build a controversy, but it went nowhere.
so through chad energy he destroyed controversy by doing absolutely nothing
0:34 “I’m sorry, no more lame jokes.”
We all love the Nerd’s lame jokes.
He's becoming a dad. He's gotta come up with the dad jokes
Speak for yourself peewee herman
@@BigPixel0he's becoming a dad? Wow man ppl really don't know how to talk.
This feels like a classic AVGN ep I love it.
agreed :)
T
James still makes the nerd episodes with the same love and passion he did all those years ago. Honestly the most consistent entertainer on TH-cam for quality content.
You know James is a father when he starts off the review with a bunch of Dad Jokes
Lol dad jokes
I think he's been a dad for years now, not entirely sure how long though. Kid must be about 5 in order to understand how to operate a game machine fluently enough to make Mario Maker levels though, even if they need a bit of help.
I really like these avgn videos that are really simple. A man, a game, and a couch.
Amen
True
Agree, my favourite is Winter Games, believe it or not
Should be the title of his autobiography tbh
@@baccy81 Winter Games is hilarious LOL. I whole-heartedly believe it, because it too is one of my favs aswell!
"Have you ever touched a clown in real life?" I had to think about that for a second.
I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to touch a clown, much like you're not supposed to touch a pole dancer.
They feel...weird
Maybe it's the clothes..if those are their clothes and not their skin
Not hardly.
@@dullknifefactory Maybe they are aliens from outer space.
@@PetProjects2011 love the comparation
This is what got me to watch Darkman. As soon as you said Raimi was involved I stopped watching this so that nothing would get spoiled and finished watching it after the movie. I'm glad I did, the cameo was fun!
Not much of a raimi fan are ya lol
@@aegisraven1284Was gonna say! Lol
I don’t know what it is, but this really felt like a classic episode.
agreed I feel like he had more of a hand in this one
It did actually
Awesome isn’t it
Most definitely lol
I kept looking at the upload date.
Imagine being so nerdy you get called a nerd by The Nerd.
some dorks :D
It's Justin Silverman, man. He is way nerdier than the Nerd.
@@thatvideogameguy64169 If only I could be called a nerd by The F'ing Nerd!
@Ben Dover Sorry, but I don't have an Amiga
Whoever made that chart really needs a f*ckin life!
"This is just a regular episode! There's no skits or anything!!" I laughed soooooo hard! I think we all grew up watching James as the nerd and that's just magical.
I just came here to say the same thing!!! Lol. As a whole this was one of his funniest episodes in awhile, and it made me immensely happy!
I genuinely lol'd when he said "So far, this game's not too ba..and now we're f*cked". The quick happy to angry transition. Classic AVGN.
this whole episode truly was like a ANN era video (Angry Nintendo Nerd)
That part was golden! 😂👌
AVGN: *picks up Natural Light*
Rolling Rock: *slowly cries*
Rolling Rock....on the Rolling Rocker!!!
He's changed...
Rolling Rock: I thought what we had was special!
@@Leamax33 It IS special, but he's doing something different for variety this time.
James really hititing the "Dad jokes" phase on Fatherhood
Lol definitely
I like it ngl
Glad he is taking to fatherhood well!
The opening made me laugh so hard
I think all men have that switch in them!🤣
It's so weird that this guy has aged alongside me. James you are a pure soul and a TH-cam OG
Love it. Evolving alongside our entertainment is pretty awesome.
Not sure I worded that right. The drinks have started so who knows lol.
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@@popeyedoyle6360 yes sure id love to hear it
It's only hard to believe it's been so long because so little has changed. I think we all appreciate it that way!
Why do you guys act like James isn't a human being ? Being a famous TH-cam celebrity does not exempt you from aging.
14:10, the rare character break. LOL
So AVGN lost his Rolling Rock money and is switching to Natty. Quarantine truly has hit us all.
I hope this is temporary and not permanent.
Theres both natural ice and natural light
@@randomteen678 It was probably just for the pun.
I read that as "Rick Rolling" money 😂
He did drink different types of beer
RIP James' friend who died of classic clown death.
So many don't know the pain.
13:50
For context
@@brobunni we all saw it twice already.
Btw it's Pennywise
Clown in sours...m c'mon
Clowns are real, clowns are evil, clowns are from outer space, clowns are contagious and deadly, clowns are no joke.
@@FizzleFX nope
I grew up watching AVGN videos. When he is done with bad old games, he can move on and review new bad games. He can't run out of games. Which means, I will watch AVGN even when we both become grandpas.
By the time avgn had to review bad PS3 games it would be his children doing it
That actually sounds really nice.
Avgn 2077 cyperpunked special
AVGN Balan Wonderland episode in 2099?
@@tedjomuljono3052 Assuming youtube still even exists the way it does now that is.
The best, most re-watchable and bingeable series on TH-cam and beyond.
I would say the most re-watchable series ever
Maybe a close second to JonTron
I re-binge AVGN a lot!
@@robertwildschwein7207 I used to watch AVGN over and over again until I could speak the lines of almost every episodes by myself. Truly a great show but that might have been a real problem.
@@SnarkyRC nah nothing beats the nerd
The DARKEST AVGN episode, he is drinking natural light 🤢🤢🤢
At least it's not Steel Reserve 🤮🤮🤮
I hear some people call it shivambu
its the worse
Could be worse like old english or mickeys
@@imthethriller Old English, King Cobra, Mickeys, 211, Icehouse, Busch....
Literally the bottom of the barrel beers
I wonder how the nerd came back from the death after his incident with the Shrek cult
Right?
Probably had to pray to Shrek every night and atone for his sins
Come on, everybody knows the Nerd can't die.
He has died countless times in the past and yet he always comes back.
Truly a legend.
Shrek is love Shrek is Life
hearted!
This episode feels like a classic nerd episode. It's almost as if the "new" nerd was killed off in the Shrek episode and now we're back to classic episodes, complete with original theme song.
Haven't you watched his Bartman Meets The Radioactive Man episode? He was already coming back to form, that one has an even bigger "classic AVGN" feel than this
I completely agree. He sounds so energetic.
This episode has renewed my faith in the nerd. I haven't enjoyed an episode in a while. This did feel like a classic episode
@@edhc44 I liked this one better.
I imagine it's because he might of actually written this one. Heard he hasn't been writing episodes in a while
James is proof that sunlight makes you age faster.
Just play games in your basement and you'll look 20 for 20 years.
The Nerd not being able to keep a straight face when telling the clown story is hilarious
I love the parts where he's in character and cracks up, and leaves the take in the episode. It just seems like James is having so much fun.
What are some other episodes where he breaks character??
@@randomgamerdude98 at the end of "jekyll & hyde" episode 2
@@randomgamerdude98 The Toxic Avenger one constantly ^^
@@TheDJGrandPa Right lol or any episode where he has a guest really.
Seeing James break character and laughing after telling his Clown story with a straight face might be one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen.
He started doing it quite a few times recently, seems like it's another running joke he does.
14:12
Completely out of character, though. Every AVGN these days feels more like a 'making of' or 'behind the scenes' than an actual episode.
@@c.d.ruppert9560 ya. in the past AVGN hardly acknowledged that he was on the internet,
In this episode he completely broke the fourth wall by saying “this is a normal review, no skits”
Completely changing what AVGN originally was
Ya I was cracking up too. One of my favorite parts of the episode.
It’s feels great hearing that theme song again.
Let's gooooooooo
Let's gOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOoOOoOoOoOo
less gooooooo
Amen to that!
Classic
I haven't watched a nerd video in a few months, but let me tell you, the sheer amount of cursing brought back to the nerd brought a huge smile to my face.
Me too
I feel like he's mellowed a bit over the years. JUST a little, though.
17 years and the nerd is still going strong
hasnt lost much entertainment value either which is pretty great
True
Older then me
He is my childhood lol
@@Mikmakboiii Wow. I used to complain about people born after South Park came out. This is a new low. I have never felt older.
“Some dorks online even did the math” shows a picture of Justin 😂😂😂
I giggled with that line
Sick pfp!
@@airwick0015 thank you!
@@airwick0015 🤦♀️ 😆
That line is golden!
14:05 “My friend went up to the clown and hugged him. He died right on the spot.” This made me laugh *way* too much! 😂
I absolutely lost when he broke character to laugh.
@@Chowder_T he accidentally pulled a JonTron there.
@ u r
Just follow the golden rule: “Never touch the clowns. Let the clowns touch you.”
why don't people eat clowns?...
they taste funny!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Sometimes I win, sometimes I don’t. With no clear rhyme or reason” ...ahh story of my life James.
"Have you ever touched a clown in real life?"
Well I touch myself everyday so...
MASTERFULL Lobo Sir XD
I never touched a clown... but I think a clown touched me once.
oof
That’s one way to get back at the clown insult ain’t cha.
You’re fragging awesome!
You’re not the only old one. You just reminded us how old we all are
I just thought the other day about how Gangam Style is almost a decade old. It keeps me up at night.
@@opogen8299 it’s a decade since that song
Well thanks now I’m going to stay up at night
I’ve been watching him since 7th grade I’m turning 25 in may
@@afroviewer11 ah to be that young. I'm the same age or a year younger then James
1981.
Tiger-Heli *LOOPS FOREVER!*
Try That Game "Nerd"!
I'm always so happy to see The Nerd using the Nintoaster.
I play on a toaster, frames per second is like a one-million-year frames per second but it's okay, still playable
James has become such a dad he's even doing dad jokes so naturally
shut it
@@DrJones20 Nein
@@l0nkzolda202 Yes
@@DrJones20 Nein
@@l0nkzolda202 Yes
"I like it dark, man! Darkman. " - AVGN, 2021
AVGN jungle fever confirmed?!
Fun fact: Every time James does a new Nerd episode, he de-ages 15 years...
It's the hairpiece.
and his hairline receeds everyday. weird...
but he still loses hairs
ok
He'd be -2765 years old by now.
Theory: Their is a multiverse of AVGNS out there. The one from the Shrek ep was our main universe’s AVGN and he has died. Now we are watching another AVGN from another universe. This AVGN kept the classic episode style for all these years. Also TH-cam didn’t demonetize him for his language because TH-cam never put those policies in place.
Based from his Bearstein/stain video, the multiverse exists.
Nah, the AVGN who died in the Shrek episode is the one from the Berenstein universe.
@@barrygormley3986 I like that idea
This entire theory should be put into a future AGVN video...oh wait, but it already was....in the past. Maybe this comment thread is how it all got started? Okay....who's breaking the time travel laws and creating paradoxes?
You poor fool. You've seen too much.
Robocop 2, The Return of Clarence Boddicker? I'd buy that for a dollar!
That has always been my favorite / most fondly recalled part of Robocop.
No more though
Super Smash TV's host too.
We’re all old here, James. I started watching you when I was in high school. The quality of your content has never decreased so it’s why I’m still here.
Solid Snake...is that you????
@@robd1329 nah, is Majima
Goro Majima in the AVGN comment section????????
I love how the nerd went from being an angry bro to being your angry uncle
Better than uncle nintendo....
Uncles can't be bros?
HA
@@Richard_Nickerson yadda, yadda, something something, alabama.
Wow that’s like a slap on the face to the nerd
42 seconds in and James is officially a dad after that barrage of puns.
He's had several years of practice now, he's a father of two in real life.
I mean he has a daughter and wife
2 daughters
I swore that he also has a son, no?
@@nessamillikan6247 no i went to wikipedia to make sure he only has 2 daughters a 8-7 years old and a 3 year old
14:13 i love how james just breaks out the character and starts laughing, makes my day!
James is so generous, releasing two episodes so close together
The more rhe better.
@@juiceter3981 UMM no
I was actually surprised!
take his winky outta ya mouth
@@Vasonviper as much as I respect James, I have to agree. Jesus... Praising a guy for releasing episodes quickly...
I've never had to ask myself if I've ever touched a clown in real life.
I think i never did...
I didn’t touch a clown, but a clown touched me
@@jjboi6008 I'm sorry for your loss.
Ree
Many of us like to suppress those experiences.
You’re only 40 James, that’s not old at all. Get back to us when you’re 60.
Maybe by that time he'll review Cyberpunk..
Jame's 40? my how time flies.
- 40's - is still - 30's - ... i say the most badass age for a person - bith men and women - is in their 40's
@Necramonium Well, the chances of your offspring getting down syndrome at that age is nearly 100%. Starting at 35, the percentage goes up. It is not the best idea to birth a child around that age, as other issues could arise. Adoption is always an option, though.
@@braydenleaderofthetirkins1143 it's 6% at 40 with a continuing positive correlation.
I love that this just screamed "OG Nerd."!!! Screaming at the skit to get tf out. The lack of crazy cuts... THIS. This is the nerd.
When you realize James is only 40 and been doing for also 17 years what a legend
40 is a mystic age, his youthful days
He doesn't look a day over 38
An absolute legend
@@ramonestefano Looks better than I do. I'm 39.
He'll be 41 on july 10th. I know, because we have the same birthday. But he's 2 years older.
now THAT is a classic AVGN episode. Well done gentlemen.
It felt like old times. Best episode in a long while.
YES EXACTLY, it has been missing that feeling for a while now. Glad it's back
Seriously. It has some genuinely funny sarcastic humor.
Krazinesz, either I missed it or my tastes have changed. I just don’t enjoy these anymore.
@@SumDumGy I have been feeling the same. A lot of the magic is gone, but this episode felt like oldschool ANGRY more than the past year's worth of episodes.
The dad puns.....he has evolved into angry video game dad
Next vid will star his two daughters. LOL
Came here to comment on the increasing dadness.
I bet a lot of the people watching have become dads along the way too.
eventualy the daughter wil be old enought for a boyfriend... you know the thing where the boy meets her dad as he just happens to be cleaning a shotgun? well same idea whit the nerd cleaning a nintendo zapper
@Dr. Nick not me, my pull out game is 💪💪
My favorite line ever "Makes me want to get a Tabasco enema"🤣🤣
watching the angry nerd is like watching Saturday morning cartoons with a bowl of cereal
I really miss those days!
agreed
Thats why I grabbed a bowl of apple jacks when i clicked the video
Same, I don't know the words to describe it but I think it has something to do with the pacing the episodes are released. When I see a new nerd video, I just have to grab a snack because it us just such a treat to watch these
One your parent's will not let you watch, but you did anyway in secret.
"17 years on one side, and 17 years on the other" You didn't' have to do that. You really didn't have to remind us all how old we're getting.
And Kurt Cobain was 27 years old when he died in early April of 1994, and now it's April of 2021 and 27 years later....Kurt Cobain has been dead for as long as he was alive.
I'm a year older than James and I don't feel old.
@@lynntaylor9681 same here. I'm 5 years older than him and still... I don't get his point.
@@deimos2k6 if you don't feel old. you're immature. makes sense
I just want to thank James for years of entertainment. You rock, nerd!
The Darkman movie is criminally underrated.
Is honestly a great flick
I watched it when i was like 10. I should revisit it
If the movie is criminally underrated, then the game is just criminal.
Darkman is such an awesome underrated movie
Sam Raimi's most underrated movie
The direct-to-video sequels are surprisingly decent too if you go in with the right level of expectations. Darkman II is especially entertaining because Larry Drake as Durant is a lot of fun to watch.
That it is
Much better than Tim Burton's Batman
Before he taught Batman, he was the Darkman! LIAM NEESONS!
This episode felt like a total throw back to the olden days. Felt like classic nerd. How Ive missed it.
I hope the nerd sees these comments
Wow, 17 years...James has given us a lot of laughs in that time. And hopefully there are many more to come.
I love how the nerd just relaxes by wearing sweat pants in his videos
Me too
Once you go sweat pants you can't go back. I ended up wearing them even to work after returning from the lockdown. No one said anything yet so I will keep wearing them until a higher up tells me otherwise.
Nerd becomes a Slav confirmed.
@@txcforever ummm ooookkkk
@@edchampagne1806 those guys that wear flip-flops and swimming trunks to the office just because it's sunny out...
"Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing", now there's a name I never thought I'd hear again in my life. Talk about a throwback!
Also, "Tabasco enema" is a phrase I didn't think I would *ever* hear in my life, and now I can't stop laughing. Thanks James!
My mom had me use that program when I took keyboarding class in 6th grade
Riiiiiiiiiight!!!!!!??? He took it back with that one i was like whoooaaahhh!!!! U had to be from that era 💪💪👐👐
Used to play Mavis Beacon on my dad's oooooooooold AF Mac. I wonder how well I'd do now?
I've heard of Mario Teaches Typing but not Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing :)
This guy legit hasn't aged.
Live life the way you love and you won't age either
Nerds Don't age
He's the AVGN, why would he age?
Anger keeps him young lol
@@unocarb Unlimitedd Powerrr - Emperor Palpatine
As I was watching this and listened to you say you were old, I turned tomy wife and told her I've been watching you since I was 17. Now I am 32. James thank you for being such a big part of my journey!
"let me ask you something... have you ever touched a clown?"
Yes
That's .... A great question
You like movies about gladiators?
"Have you ever touched a clown in real life?" no, but a clown touched me...
They all float down here Georgie.. AND YOU WILL TOO.
Same
Protocol ✔checks out:"Never touch the 🤡clowns, let the clowns touch you"
Show us on the doll where the clown touched you.
Reminds me of scary movie 2
you know he's become a full fledged dad when the episode starts with a joke like that, gotta love james
I love how the Nerd is essentially telling himself to f off when Robo Darkman Nerd appeared.
"Robocop II: The return of Clarence Boddicker", i didn't realize i want that.
Or Terminator vs Robocop Gaiden: Murphy the T1000?
No joke, we could've had RoBoddicker instead of RoboCain.
@@TheAzureNightmare Ooi9píkk666666660 7ki777k7ku9kiukki7k77ki777k7ku9kiu por km na ķ d a ver a la chica del teléfono y la policía y la prensa y consigan la dirección del bar en este sitio donde están todos en casa o no es así que les dan una buena paliza al al tipo del que está en casa en la escuela o algo en casa y la policía de nueva Jersey está bien ahora y consigan una cosa que pueda ayudarnos con la vida y si se va en casa o algo en este momento de su historia es el mismo nombre en casa que nos encontramos aquí para hablar sobre esto ahora que no funca por qué está en casa y está bien con el resto y consigan una foto con él ahora que no lo hizo con un arma y si él lo hizo y la gente me lo probé y si lo hiciera no me habría hecho esto en casa de su hermano de mi padre por mi hijo en casa de su esposa de mi hija de un mes o algo más y no lo hagas en el tiempo libre en casa o con tu padre en la cama o no lo hará ý o te vas o algo te vas o qué haces en el bar y consigan algo para que me vaya en la televisión de su oficina en casa y la casa o no la policía y te lo voy diciendo en casa o algo sobre la vida en casa y te sientas bien y consigan algo para comer en la escuela o no en el bar y en casa y no me dejes entrar y te voy de regreso en la noche siguiente de su muerte por la policía en casa o en casa o en casa y te sientas mejor ahora y después me iré de su oficina en la oficina y la gente me verá a mi misma mañana a casa de mi hija en casa o algo parecido al de su madre de mi vida que es el amor y consigan el trabajo que no es para mi padre que me ha llamado de su padre para ver cómo es mi hija 0en 00 minutos K909999990 en casa 0 horas después U9u9uuuuuuuuuu99ii99iiii y 9999y en casa y 88u8u99888888888888uuuuuu788u8u99888888888888uuuuuu 66y70y779u
Always thought the bad guy in this movie, could of played a father to vandam in a 90s movie back then.
I wouldn't have minded a movie like that as Boddicker made a excellent villain and a worthy foe for Robocop to fight.
There is actually a connection between Darkman and Batman-Darkman (Liam Neeson) trained Batman.
Another classic video! Thanks for sharing.
One of my favorite youtubers watching one of my other favorite youtubers, know that’s just cool.
Lie for Verification! Love your videos, bro.
@@dvt1393 Thank you. That means a lot to me :)
Oh hey
Can someone explain to me how the AVGN has been on TH-cam forever and yet his videos are just as great and addicting as his original videos? I just love this guy!
The Angriest Nerd is back and better than ever.
He is back
Getting burnt alive in a giant legally grey Wicker Man / Shrek effigy will do that to ya
Im about to watch this, let’s see if you’re correct. Recently the videos have been slightly stale
You said it wrong 😓
It should be The Angriest Nerd is back and butter then ever😂🥁
@@kiaelinkx he is correct
"...get lost, pal." - Yoshi appears and makes the Yoshi sound - "Hahaha"
You know you have a dedicated fan base when they start creating a timeline dedicated to your reviews
AVGN chronologically confused about his own episodes
I've actually been waiting for this review for 13 years. I sent a message while I was still in high school pleading for him to review this game, and offering my copy on the grounds that it be irreparably destroyed at the conclusion.
I never got a reply, but I'm immensely pleased that it finally found it's way to the AVGN catalogue.
This really brings back memories. Memories from a time when youtube was the wild west and I didn't have a care in the world. We live in some rough times, and it's nice to have something to take us back to the past. Thanks for over a decade and a half of catharsis and laughs, James. You're a childhood hero in my book.
0:25 He's transforming. The dad jokes are growing stronger...
Wait til the legendary grandpa jokes start flowing.
@@JustSomeKittenwithaGun Angry Video Game Grandpa
@@JustSomeKittenwithaGun Grandpas don't tell jokes but rather stories that don't go anywhere.
Apparently Raimi wanted to actually do a Batman movie but couldn’t secure the rights so he just made his own character.
Bruce Campbell was set to star right?
@@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 I don’t remember but most likely since the two are friends.
Aw
@@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 Campbell was the original choice to portray Darkman, as intended by Raimi. However, studio executives balked at the idea of casting Campbell because they did not think he could carry the role. Campbell was ultimately replace by Liam Neeson, though he made a cameo appearance in the film's ending as the "Final Shemp".
Bruce did dubbed him in the movie though! Sam Raimi asked him to do it
"When cinemassacre uploads a Avgn vid"
me: *Clicks at the speed of light*
same
I clicked so fast I broke my finger, all them other videos I have queued up can wait!
same
@@mrsleep0000 what finger
Tis ritual
“Some dorks online”
Justin’s post gets highlighted 😂 😂
Who needs the Snyder Cut? This is the grim darkness I need
i need more snyderverse that is canon btw
Snydercut wasn't as dark as yall say it was. I could take shots back, but its too easy to take shots online.
I'd rather have the sNerder cut
@@rickdeezy07dj lmao:D
with extended time line analyzis?
I hope that James knows the ember of warmth I feel in my granite soul every time he releases a new video.
This feels like a classic episode, so happy
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this
same!
Seconded!
8:57 When your child gets out from the corner after misbehaving and you're just too angry
This is how he was able to acquire the set of skills for the Taken movies.
I'm so glad you left in the laugh after the clown joke.
Like over a decade of Cinemassacre and its only gotten progressively better and better. I don’t know how you do it James but you’re the best
Nothing will ever surpass Earthbound.
I like how the Nerd still includes clips from 15 years ago in his intro. Many YTers with far less clout forget where they came from. Thanks for the laughs AVGN. I've been watching your videos since 2007.
5:41 - when reality hits you
can we appreciate James always re-edit the AVGN intro here?
it shows that he really care about the fan and his content quality. its cool
James does not edit anymore
"Robocop II The Return of Clarence Boddicker" ok I'm dead 🤣💀
Would be a better movie that the one we got, I'd wager.
I´d buy that for a dollar!
what will your return from the dead be?
@@Games_and_Music Wouldn´t that be a zombie movie? ¨Robocop Vs Boddicker Vs Zombies¨...
... wait... someone get me the producer´s number now!
@@gfmol845 haha, RoboZomb.. Vs. the Borg?