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  • @zoeorchid
    @zoeorchid หลายเดือนก่อน +1689

    Did he just say that making jokes about Lee Harvey Oswald would be disrespecting Abraham Lincoln?

    • @BitigoBlack
      @BitigoBlack หลายเดือนก่อน +156

      Kennedy....Abe...Johnson's Johnson....it gets confusing

    • @Jerry-terry-jerry
      @Jerry-terry-jerry หลายเดือนก่อน +240

      No, no, no, you misunderstood. It disrespected Abaha Lacan. He wrote the Emachache Pracacha.

    • @Novenae_CCG
      @Novenae_CCG หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      I'm guessing he got his three-named presidential assassins switched. LHO -> JFK, John Wilkes Booth -> Lincoln.

    • @impinkiepiuwu1832
      @impinkiepiuwu1832 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I read this comment as he said it

    • @dpr1970
      @dpr1970 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@impinkiepiuwu1832still laughing at this

  • @leucocrinum
    @leucocrinum หลายเดือนก่อน +443

    “Hi wow your cat is hot and I love you 🥵” absolutely decimated me. That was SO funny.

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Same. That, combined with the weird little song Daniel made on the spot right before, absolutely SLAYED me!! 🤣

  • @thebearer8904
    @thebearer8904 หลายเดือนก่อน +1121

    He literally used a toby fox song for accidentally writing songs that already exist and doesn't know who he is.

    • @LovecraftianGodsKiller
      @LovecraftianGodsKiller หลายเดือนก่อน +184

      To be fair, Megalovania, and a couple other Toby Fox songs, absolutely BLEW UP on the internet and youtube. So you can't blame Daniel for not knowing who Toby Fox is.

    • @thebearer8904
      @thebearer8904 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      @@LovecraftianGodsKiller Just saying, still kinda ironic.

    • @LovecraftianGodsKiller
      @LovecraftianGodsKiller หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@thebearer8904 Overall it isn't though.
      But like, I remember one day, like 1 year after that whole thing like died down, my sister brought up megalovania, more specifically, was trying to figure out that the song she was thinking of was megalovania.
      My sister was like 15 at the time (I was like 17-18). My sister is only online for social media for and with her friends. At the time, she would visit TH-cam like once every 3-5 months.
      However, in terms of Daniel, it is a little ironic.

    • @dayzlove4994
      @dayzlove4994 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      He looked up living tombstone but not Toby Fox so he probably does though.

    • @LovecraftianGodsKiller
      @LovecraftianGodsKiller หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@dayzlove4994 at this point, yeah

  • @colegrant4943
    @colegrant4943 หลายเดือนก่อน +1015

    Ah yes Oswald, the notorious assassin of Abbahamm Lincom

    • @masondegaulle5731
      @masondegaulle5731 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Definitely not Jahn Vilk Spooth

    • @farmerchuck7294
      @farmerchuck7294 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@masondegaulle5731So tragic how Jahn’s life was sadly taken by the treacherous Lea Horvoy Oswald. May she rest in peace.

    • @beanie7085
      @beanie7085 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I believe it's pronounced "Lahhcaan".

    • @teatalks3426
      @teatalks3426 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I’m dying this is so funny

  • @anserv
    @anserv หลายเดือนก่อน +489

    I appreciate that Daniel explains cultural jokes, so I can feel the cringe of every joke

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      And looks stuff up onscreen so I don't have to

    • @great_hedgehog8199
      @great_hedgehog8199 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      And at the same time knows nothing about the more popular stuff

  • @lizafitzsimmons4623
    @lizafitzsimmons4623 หลายเดือนก่อน +314

    "Hello there" is Obi Wan Kenobi's catchphrase.
    General Grievous responds, "General Kenobi!" and whips out 4 lightsabers.
    My nerd is showing. I'll see myself out.

    • @EashwarKrishna
      @EashwarKrishna หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      i was SHOCKED he didnt know this

    • @gangsterg1936
      @gangsterg1936 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      honestly, I'm suprised people who open with "hello there" don't expect the response

    • @CopyKitties
      @CopyKitties หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      NO NO COME BACK-
      My friends play a version of Marco Polo but it’s “Hello There” with the response “General Kanobi”

    • @jennal1260
      @jennal1260 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      No no, come back in

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Honestly, if I was on a dating app and someone responded with "General Kenobi", I'd at least keep the convo going... And drop them if they think the sequel trilogy was good.

  • @serotonin_rotz
    @serotonin_rotz หลายเดือนก่อน +357

    toby fox and the living tombstones are the biggest green flags

    • @bc335
      @bc335 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      nu uh

    • @KnucklesGameplays
      @KnucklesGameplays หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@bc335 Wrong.

    • @serotonin_rotz
      @serotonin_rotz หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      @@bc335 :loud incorrect buzzer noise:

    • @MyNeLi_cr
      @MyNeLi_cr หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      either the biggest green flag or the biggest red flag... depends which side of the fandom that person is in

    • @serotonin_rotz
      @serotonin_rotz หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@MyNeLi_cr fair. but the people who listen to toby fox’s soundtracks are some of the chillest people i’ve ever met

  • @Baku_bro
    @Baku_bro หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    I just noticed the screen on the side. “Tinder? More like Tindon’t.”

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      tinder? I don't even know her

    • @Baku_bro
      @Baku_bro 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Qyubij damn.

  • @skrrublordious1965
    @skrrublordious1965 หลายเดือนก่อน +659

    "Where does the angel fall into this?"
    "Hopefully right into my arms."
    Edit: "And we all know that fallen angels are bad boys 😏"
    PS I'm a straight male.

    • @beckmania1066
      @beckmania1066 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Wow. If that was used on me, I’d be head over heels

    • @fightclub6291
      @fightclub6291 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Shit.....is this who I'm competing against?!? I'm gonna go try and compete in the real world then.

    • @Nopeapus
      @Nopeapus หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ... Wow

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Ohh, that's good! That's good!

    • @CopyKitties
      @CopyKitties หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      “Hope you can catch me, because I have a dentist appointment.”
      But in all seriousness that is an amazing response 😂

  • @Thechrisbarnett
    @Thechrisbarnett หลายเดือนก่อน +281

    MUH BOY ABUHAM LINCUH

  • @gamerliliturra7434
    @gamerliliturra7434 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    "Okay your cat is hot and i love you" would 100% work on me, i laughed so hard

  • @saker1791
    @saker1791 หลายเดือนก่อน +214

    That ramble about Lake Tahoe was just 🤌🏼

    • @rmb6037
      @rmb6037 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I grew up nearby and sent that part to a bunch of family members lmao

    • @junitasarah3328
      @junitasarah3328 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ikr! I was laughing like a crazy donkey😂

  • @GalaxyRose-rl7em
    @GalaxyRose-rl7em หลายเดือนก่อน +221

    Lee Harvey Oswald, the famously, very well known, assassin of Abraham Lincoln, and no one else

  • @ttbonam
    @ttbonam หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    Ok love the editor saying ”No”.
    not doing that Claire - voyant thing

    • @StraightLace0
      @StraightLace0 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I dont get it

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@StraightLace0 Daniel asked his video editor to put "Claire Voyant" on the bottom of the screen so it would be easier to get the joke, and the editor just flat-out refused.

  • @hiphop_jay6392
    @hiphop_jay6392 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

    I love it when Daniel jumps over to the piano just spit some insane but ethereal sh*t

    • @lucasperdue312
      @lucasperdue312 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      “Cause if you don’t say what you want, they won’t munch your special spot-“
      Ethereal gold 😂

    • @hiphop_jay6392
      @hiphop_jay6392 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lucasperdue312 Absolutely brilliant I want this man's mind

  • @icedtease1973
    @icedtease1973 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    "'Cause if you don't say what you want, they won't much your special spot.. EW AUGH-"
    Words can't describe how much pain my lungs are in

  • @raw_bin
    @raw_bin หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    As a non native english speaker i am so grateful you explained that two thirty joke

  • @RobertSmart-mj5wk
    @RobertSmart-mj5wk หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"
    (Daniel) "I like that. That would work on me."
    Laughed so hard at this

  • @Is_Orangutan
    @Is_Orangutan หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    Not the JFK assassination joke💀

  • @JJ-jh6dk
    @JJ-jh6dk หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Watching Daniel's vids is really keeping my adhd brain in check cause he does the things I'd pause the video to do like look up lake Tahoe or Morgan Wallen, check random details on the posts, etc. I hadn't even noticed I didn't check my phone for a whole 10 mins lmao

  • @user-rp1dj5df4b
    @user-rp1dj5df4b หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    guys: women are so indecisive they say they won't kiss or have sex on a first date and then turn around and ask why we are confused when they proposition us!"
    yes it's almost like we are all individual people with different wants... its almost like that's a thing

    • @Catpuke14
      @Catpuke14 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yeah like it's not a hive mind lmao

    • @Dog_in_tree
      @Dog_in_tree 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Nobody said you're not different people. Nobody even said it's about being indecisive.The point is when we hear women complaining for our whole lives about how men only want sex and get called pigs, of course we're going to be shocked and suspicious when a woman propositions us like that. You can't blame us for not wanting to rush into sex when we've constantly been told that's a bad thing. You shouldn't be surprised by that. We're not specifically blaming a woman who just wants sex for other women telling us we're pigs for wanting sex.
      Also, I've heard so many women complain about men taking no for an answer. I've heard women call men gay for not making a move after she said no. There's a lot of crazy women out there like that. NO MEANS NO! We've heard that our whole lives.

    • @Catpuke14
      @Catpuke14 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Dog_in_tree wow wow wow I'm really sorry that happened to you but most women don't call men pigs and saying that all men want is sex and that they are horrible, same with the gay part. That's not what we were talking about, we were talking about men who think women all share the same opinion and don't have preferences unique to them

    • @Window4503
      @Window4503 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Dog_in_treeOh man…you’re still doing it though within the first few sentences. Unless you’re talking about someone who said one thing and changed her mind, you can’t just mass-apply to an individual what a group says. The fact that you’re still talking about women plural rather than a case by case basis isn’t helping your credibility.

    • @Dog_in_tree
      @Dog_in_tree 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Window4503 nah, I think you missed my point. My point wasn't about women as a whole, it's about men, and how when society constantly tells us something, it's going to affect our thought processes and behavior to varying degrees, and women should not be surprised by that.

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    Ladies and gentlemen, ADHD on display. He couldn't finish reading a single sentence without stopping to make a bad joke or looking something up.

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I didn't even think about that! Maybe 'cause I relate so much, lmao.

    • @gingerweasel2
      @gingerweasel2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@catbatrat1760 Yeah I always end up finding out later that the youtubers I enjoy watching pretty much all have ADHD. If shit's not jumping around on tangents then it's not gonna keep my ADHD brain entertained either lol.

  • @zoeorchid
    @zoeorchid หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    I'm a simple woman. I see Daniel, I click.

    • @EphraimRoach
      @EphraimRoach หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      fr lol

    • @KeyFChicken
      @KeyFChicken หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Guilty 💀🫡

    • @beckmania1066
      @beckmania1066 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I do love my discount Timothy Chalamet

    • @KeyFChicken
      @KeyFChicken หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@beckmania1066 STOP THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING 💀😭

    • @megluvstheater
      @megluvstheater หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      me exactly

  • @operator7585
    @operator7585 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    Scott the Cowboy's profile is a gender-flipped mockery of certain single mothers' profiles. The cues are all there

    • @dissipatedcloud
      @dissipatedcloud หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Yeah for sure. He also clearly was the one who posted his own profile to reddit thinking he's clever and funny.

    • @SDAL_YT
      @SDAL_YT หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@dissipatedcloud it's ok karen

    • @dissipatedcloud
      @dissipatedcloud หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@SDAL_YT good one.

    • @botanicalitus4194
      @botanicalitus4194 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      is it? Those mothers rarely say things like "must be submissive and knows how to cook and clean". I think he's just entitled to

    • @lasciviouspaine
      @lasciviouspaine หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      he outtrolled Daniel

  • @aspenstudios72
    @aspenstudios72 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    WAIT I'M LITERALLY 6'3" WITH GREEN EYES AND CURLY HAIR. This is why I love the internet

    • @dissipatedcloud
      @dissipatedcloud หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      But are they bright green?

    • @aspenstudios72
      @aspenstudios72 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@dissipatedcloud Maybe not bright enough... How bright do you think we're talking?

    • @dissipatedcloud
      @dissipatedcloud หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@aspenstudios72 like a neon sign.

    • @aspenstudios72
      @aspenstudios72 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@dissipatedcloud Prolly not then

    • @cobsofficial
      @cobsofficial หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@aspenstudios72 the have to glow like you've just swallowed refined uranium

  • @manishojaee201
    @manishojaee201 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    My favorite part was when Daniel said : it's Thrashin' time and Thrashed all over tinder

  • @randomjunk6921
    @randomjunk6921 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    1:34 bro really missed the opportunity to make a joke about an angel falling

    • @loquatjar11
      @loquatjar11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      THANK YOU BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS

  • @booknerd9229
    @booknerd9229 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    10:25 for the teeth grinders out there, getting a mouth guard is cheaper than having to get a set of veneers after you chip a tooth (but if you do chip a tooth do get it fixed with a veneer, a crown or whatever- and use the mouth guard after as prevention)

  • @godofadhd
    @godofadhd หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    6:48 in the words of Michael Scott "that's what she said"

  • @Qwertylol
    @Qwertylol หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Tinder?
    More like Tindern’t.
    Also, the General Kenobi one would have at least gotten some conversation from me, but the last one was pretty freaking funny. I’m a simple woman- make me laugh or a nerdy joke? Okay, let’s talk. (Also love The Living Tombstone, My Ordinary Life is on my running playlist)

    • @aspenstudios72
      @aspenstudios72 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My Ordinary Life is a certified banger

    • @omnipresentsnowflake4698
      @omnipresentsnowflake4698 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I personally would've gone for Tinder? I hardly know her!

  • @Gurlzup123
    @Gurlzup123 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I tried online dating once. Answering messages started to feel like a chore and I really hate the idea of meeting strangers, so it didn't last long.
    2\3rds of the the chats were just small talk and being asked if I had a good day or not. How am I supposed to learn enough about a stranger when all they want to talk about is the weather and sports? I hate sports. One guy started calling me sweetheart right off the bat and asked for my phone number after I simply said hello back. Just saying hello isn't enough information to tell me if I should give this stranger my number. I also lived in the middle of nowhere and didn't think it was worth jumping through 1000 hoops to meet anyone who never told me anything about themselves.
    Also, the number of men that complain about how women sleep around, only to then have a problem if you are waiting for marriage is appalling. You can't have it both ways. But no, apparently they "can't have a relationship with no sex."
    I had one guy try to argue that relationships are about compromise and that should be something to compromise over. No, my religious beliefs and morals are not up for compromise. He kept trying though.
    The number of guys that unmatched me for this reason though...its like the trash took itself out.

  • @WMastersred
    @WMastersred หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    I love this channel, it's so unhinged.

    • @KatsArtCorner
      @KatsArtCorner หลายเดือนก่อน

      If unhinged was a person, it would definitely be Daniel. I say that with love, Dan. I say that with love.

  • @GodKnowsWhatIsInHere
    @GodKnowsWhatIsInHere หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Daniel does not know who Toby Fox is.

    • @Phendet
      @Phendet หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      That's just sad, man. Deltrarune Soundtrack is a banger

    • @majap1458
      @majap1458 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@Phendet Not only deltarune, Undertale is also amazing

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@majap1458 I even heard someone in a video (Scott Falco, I think) say that the best way to differentiate someone who hates Undertale genuinely vs. just because it was the "popular" thing to do a while back is if they bash the music.

  • @antine1279
    @antine1279 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Thank you, Daniel, for reminding me why I'm not on Tinder.

  • @itsmemegan5566
    @itsmemegan5566 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    ok the thing about people like Scott is that who ever they're looking for doesn't exist, you cant have a list that long.

    • @matthewmitchell3457
      @matthewmitchell3457 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I know, and I can't help but wonder if he did get a woman if it wouldn't immediately turn into an unhealthy, controlling relationship. Ok, so you expect her to let you take the lead, but also she has to take care of your beard oil needs? Hopefully no woman is that desperate.

    • @bagelisdead
      @bagelisdead หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Even if that person did somehow exist, I would image she'd have her own high standards too.

    • @penmaster003
      @penmaster003 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ok the thing about Scott, is that it was a troll profile mocking single mothers with unreasonable lists like that to make the very point you just made. Lol.

    • @deku976
      @deku976 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@penmaster003yeah, I don't get how people didn't catch that either. The whole post starts off with an Uno reverse card bit, so it was stated to be satirical of the "6 feet tall, 6 figure salary, 6 inch dong" type request lists that people will have in their bio.

  • @megluvstheater
    @megluvstheater หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    14:36 "Mines an innie"
    That made me laugh so hard
    💀💀💀💀

  • @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833
    @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    For some reason I kept thinking Angel was Tooth fairy, even though it clearly said Angel and not fairy. My brain tried too hard to understand

  • @WigglyTuffStuff
    @WigglyTuffStuff หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I love your shorts, but your long form videos are a gift from the heavens. Your communication song was great, btw.

  • @aliceh5289
    @aliceh5289 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    9:06 I died at the national anthem. Found the successor to the "what the fuck is a kilometer" clip!

    • @MAGICC.GAMING
      @MAGICC.GAMING หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Then he immediately has to look up kgs lmfao

  • @wheezywheezzel
    @wheezywheezzel หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    UHM.... Who's gonna tell him? Lee Oswald, wasnt, uhhh,
    I can't do it. Someone else tell him

    • @chmchn
      @chmchn หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      My guy is charismatic enough to rewrite history. Let's let him have this one

    • @danakchampion
      @danakchampion หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh I just assumed this was a conspiracy theory I wasn't familiar with.

  • @-weepingwillow-
    @-weepingwillow- หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    bro it's so funny when he just randomly turns german

  • @inbarzoref
    @inbarzoref หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I just got an ad for Better Help with Daniel in it and I got super confused 🤣

  • @catbatrat1760
    @catbatrat1760 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    12:56 I like how they actually give constructive criticism. I feel like most people would have left it at the "piece of driftwood" comment.

  • @branthegarbage
    @branthegarbage หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Him saying he doesn't know who Toby Fox is literally shook me to my core
    I can understand not knowing TLT but how does anyone with an internet presence (especially someone who makes music) not know the creator of Undertale
    I had to take like 15 seconds to process this information

  • @SeaIbass
    @SeaIbass หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    6:20 .92% of people satisfy those requirements, girl is not finding love

    • @BlckB1rd
      @BlckB1rd หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I am that .92 🤷‍♂️

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What would she do when they get old and gray and not quite as tall anymore?

    • @BlckB1rd
      @BlckB1rd 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@sarahberkner They won’t

  • @a.b.creator
    @a.b.creator หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    **For everyone talking about the Angel line**
    This is how it used to go:
    A." Did it hurt?" B."what?" A." When you fell from Heaven, because you're an Angel."
    That line must be so old it has now lost itself in the game of telephone.
    In anycase, that's how it used to go.

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's a different pickup line, it doesn't start with angel.

  • @one_million_realities_away
    @one_million_realities_away หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Seeing the Lake Tahoe appreciation as a Nevadan pretty much made my day. Great video Daniel!!

    • @littleredhead75
      @littleredhead75 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hello fellow Nevadan! 👋🏻👋🏻

  • @wojciechsawicki4733
    @wojciechsawicki4733 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "let's look at how some people choose to use tinder"
    *immediately shows a screenshot from facebook messenger*

  • @subthermosphere
    @subthermosphere หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Ah yes Lee Harvey Oswald, using his famous WW2 rifle on Abraham Lincoln

  • @clarkconner
    @clarkconner 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Daniel is hilarious. Love this dude. No homo. I just discovered his work a few weeks ago. This guy is just incredible and has a wicked sense of humor

  • @TubaJesus980
    @TubaJesus980 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    He really missed the whole joke of the guy with all the qualifications at 7:07 doing exactly what many single moms on dating apps do... smh

  • @veefos
    @veefos หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Daniel's editor is the most hardworking person I've ever seen

  • @theomuammar3772
    @theomuammar3772 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    6:12 Did the math. Combining US percentages for height (6'3" or TALLER, because that is very tall), and the world averages for the other two, I found that 0.004953% of people are like this. My math may be wrong though

  • @K.C-2049
    @K.C-2049 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Our boi didn’t catch the Star Wars reference on *hello there*

  • @lizillusion2318
    @lizillusion2318 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I know reaction content is all over the place and it can feel redundant at times, especially as somebody who watches a lot of Emkay, The Click, OneTopic, KallmeKris & her bf Oompaland, and more, but my guy with your hilarious and unique sense of humor plus your musical talent, I freaking love your take on this trend. Please keep doing this! It's so fun to watch!
    (Not saying anything bad about the other TH-camrs ofc, I watch them cuz I love them, especially Kris and Click)

  • @danhinchliffe7622
    @danhinchliffe7622 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That was good. Made me chuckle.

  • @sarahberkner
    @sarahberkner 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Doing well" on Tinder is not what I would call doing well.

  • @katsu_devil508
    @katsu_devil508 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    11:16 Bro is calling me out with the "Lol" and "LMAO" thing 💀

  • @cumpootuhruser9355
    @cumpootuhruser9355 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    Scott is looking for a 17th century stereotype rich girl

  • @Altmetalpunk
    @Altmetalpunk หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The keyboard/recording lab at my college had fewer keyboards than Daniel's office.

  • @tpfoxCastro
    @tpfoxCastro หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "Don't know who Toby Fox is" He is the "para ba pa, pa pa pa parara" guy. Ya know, the one who made Megalovania...
    I guess he also made other stuff, but, who cares.

    • @finixmoon127
      @finixmoon127 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Toby’s reputation amongst non-Undertale/Deltarune fans in a nutshell

    • @tpfoxCastro
      @tpfoxCastro หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@finixmoon127 And somehow there's people that don't even know he made Megalovania despite knowing what Megalovania is! (Daniel is an example)

    • @finixmoon127
      @finixmoon127 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tpfoxCastro Yeah quite surprising honestly lol

  • @kaykayhawk
    @kaykayhawk หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    4:30 the first time I have thought about Gunter from Disney Channel's Shake It Up in YEARS. Daniel that accent took me waaaay back. Also I don't know why I decided to drink Hot Cocoa while watching this video like I wouldn't laugh. You have direct access to my funny bone.

  • @catbatrat1760
    @catbatrat1760 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    4:03 Oh, geez! This went from "weird, kooky, but pretty dang hot so can't complain" to "OH SHE'S PRETTY BAD ACTUALLY, AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY!"

  • @R3verse301
    @R3verse301 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    8:48 dude is being satyrical because there's lots of women who expect these kinds of things (for you to pay for hair treatment ect)

    • @Gouranga_Man
      @Gouranga_Man หลายเดือนก่อน

      Came to say the same thing.

  • @cjdash9299
    @cjdash9299 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The “are you an angel” leads into “because I’m allergic to feathers.”

  • @Dog_in_tree
    @Dog_in_tree 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The single dad was 100% satire mocking the single moms with ridiculous demands like that. It's ridiculous that you don't get that 😂

  • @kinzietheostrichman
    @kinzietheostrichman หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    4:30 holy crap I love that German accent it's so funny I need to learn it ASAP 😂😂😂😂

  • @helioxyy
    @helioxyy หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    this video was perfectly timed, and so good
    (i was crying for like 30 minutes and finally decided to click on it. thank you for the laughs.

  • @fossilgamez
    @fossilgamez หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Daniel not knowing who Toby Fox OR TheLivingTombstone is hurts my soul
    Literal internet legends

  • @TheRedBeet
    @TheRedBeet 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Daniel complaining about a phone on 14% while I’m currently at 3% and dropping

  • @rain.4444
    @rain.4444 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    8:26 “This guy, wants a soccer mom NOW!” 😭

  • @whenimmanicimgodly4228
    @whenimmanicimgodly4228 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    16:15 that was so good, I think I'm in love

  • @thea.9460
    @thea.9460 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    ive been commenting this on every one of these types of videos but i love this format so much. and the phone call story had me rolling for literal minutes

  • @k0pstl939
    @k0pstl939 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Lee harvey Oswald was jfk I thought?

    • @AnaPie896
      @AnaPie896 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yes, John Wilkes Booth was Lincoln 😂

  • @donut--B_P
    @donut--B_P หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Tinder? More like tindon’t” -Daniel’s monitor, 2024

  • @MrHodoAstartes
    @MrHodoAstartes หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    8:30 Daniel has not understood the assignment.
    The guy is doing a parody of women on tinder who have excessive demands despite being nothing close to a hot commodity.
    The exact "mother of 3, pay for my babysitter" bit has been going around for ages.

    • @deku976
      @deku976 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah, it was so weird that he didn't get that when the first thing he read was the title, which was an Uno reverse card bit.

  • @avalancherelapse
    @avalancherelapse หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the joke with the guy at 7:07 really flew over your head Dan! also google who toby fox is and specifically google "toby fox friend inside me" and play undertale i guess

  • @LadyLeFey
    @LadyLeFey หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The thing about "paying for the babysitter" is that it is a common tinder female dating app profile. He flipped it around. :D

  • @maxreviews6179
    @maxreviews6179 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Daniel Cole Thrasher you are a king and I love your channel and thank you for everything you do 🙃👏

  • @_.Ever.Lark._
    @_.Ever.Lark._ หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Please do more of these!!!! I love watching these.

  • @iulia.bianca.b
    @iulia.bianca.b 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Stumbled onto your channel like an hour ago and I've been binge watching your videos. I subscribed right away. You are really good! Great charisma and super funny and lovable personality ❤

  • @althealligator1467
    @althealligator1467 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The fact that Daniel knows basically nothing in this video and yet has made so much great stuff is actually really motivating, thanks lol. I guess he's just not chronically online so he hasn't heard of Toby Fox, The Living Tombstone, Morgan Wallen, and... confuses John Wilkes Booth with Lee Harvey Oswald

  • @SgtGolas
    @SgtGolas หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    At first I didn't think I'd enjoy this kind of videos on your channel but they're really fun. Good work

  • @HeatherLatta
    @HeatherLatta หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Aura in the courtroom 😂😂😂

  • @nhnnj
    @nhnnj 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    1:59 WRONG PRESIDENT 😭

  • @princesspatti16
    @princesspatti16 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:09 But you were onto something!!! I love the sounds haha I don’t even know how to describe where I would hear something like that

  • @sarahshelton7565
    @sarahshelton7565 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bro the "must have your own teeth" had me screaming in the bathroom at work 😆 🤣

  • @RomanSheydvasser
    @RomanSheydvasser หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the whole time I'm thinking, this is kind of mid, and then the cat post comes out of nowhere and 16 min totally worth it. 👏

  • @kilianalexander2736
    @kilianalexander2736 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I am literally so bad at communicating online + me being trans and living in the middle of nowhere, the chances of me getting anywhere with Tinder are so slim I gave up quick lmao

  • @seansmith877
    @seansmith877 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I really like this new reacty music style of content, a good mix of these and your usual funny vids and it'll craft an even more perfect channel ❤️

  • @drubasna
    @drubasna 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you for explaining the tooth hurty joke! I’m from a non-English speaking country and didn’t know it. I really appreciate you doing that. Fun new info for me and it made me feel included 🥰

  • @Pattywack-ze8uu
    @Pattywack-ze8uu หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    computer in the back is crazyyy "Tinder? more like Tindon't"

  • @peanut_butter_enthusiast
    @peanut_butter_enthusiast หลายเดือนก่อน

    Daniel(looks at 14% on screen): "please charge your phone"
    Me(looks at my phone-14%): yeah, not a bad idea

  • @ThePlayer4our
    @ThePlayer4our 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Daniel going into a super long diatribe about the guys tinder profile that is supposed to be a reverse of a lot of single moms profiles is sending me

  • @thebigtomato0597
    @thebigtomato0597 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i love the 2 keyboards for sound effects on tap

  • @TapZackGames
    @TapZackGames 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The cat one at the end was gold 🤣

  • @Mr.Kromer1997
    @Mr.Kromer1997 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have just now found this channel and based off this video alone your reaction content is going to be golden

  • @cerilious
    @cerilious หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I laughed out loud multiple times in this video. Good one.

  • @Nopeapus
    @Nopeapus หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    14:41 same bro😂 no, no don't ever think that had me crying. edit, also hehe clair voyant. Nice

  • @speedfork6558
    @speedfork6558 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for explaining the tooth hurty joke it flew completely over my head when hearing it for the first time 😭