Kim Possible - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1050

    That short film on Stamps.com should be nominated for an Oscar!
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  • @Guntherson220
    @Guntherson220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    "Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"
    "It's an ending that's enough"
    The best summary of this movie

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Be happy that it's over

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank Allah

    • @gamingdragonofmordor3770
      @gamingdragonofmordor3770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Isn't that how it goes for most of their movies nowadays?

    • @juliacortez5516
      @juliacortez5516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @fabian7380
      @fabian7380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't smile because is over, cry because it happened.

  • @caidalee1994
    @caidalee1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2630

    “They didn’t write a girl who was a hero. They wrote a hero who was a girl.” Hit the nail on the end.

    • @firenze6424
      @firenze6424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      That’s cause it’s all modern Disney cares about, why write characters when you can right stereotypes

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      even the original kim would act less stereotypically even when she was acting stereotypical about fashion and stuff

    • @firenze6424
      @firenze6424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sara Fontanini the og( fuck autocorrect) was awesome

    • @saloz9483
      @saloz9483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      this right here. You can have a strong female lead and never bring to attention that she is female.

    • @tumsfestival8027
      @tumsfestival8027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It’s weird that Disney who is focusing on pushing girls in their media, have decided that their female leads are either, boring super people with no interesting qualities, or stereotypical girls that are completely unfit for their roles?

  • @leavemealone802
    @leavemealone802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    "Would you like another plate, or you are just too full of yourself?"
    That is the type of joke I would want on a Kim Possible movie

    • @insanechopper5788
      @insanechopper5788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vi Cardoso 😂

    • @deoxys3869
      @deoxys3869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard

    • @eatatjoes6751
      @eatatjoes6751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "Was your mother a grappling hook?" is something I'd hear Drakken tell Kim after he sees her using it *one* too many times on missions. That, and the "No, I'm committed now. *IT MUST BE GRAPPLING HOOK,"* bit after she shows up with something different. I'd kill to see Kim's response.

    • @davidjohnson4171
      @davidjohnson4171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      When the thirty something year old youtube critic comes up with better lines and story on accident than the writers can come up with, you know you're making a shit movie.

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I imagine it'd be a Ron line.

  • @benm5970
    @benm5970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

    A lot of the jokes in this movie literally feel like Disney is mocking fans for liking Kim Possible in the first place

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ben McDonald yeah😅.............

    • @ambushbob5383
      @ambushbob5383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Well ya...its disney they are known for harboring hatred for fans.

    • @pastorcodymitchell1456
      @pastorcodymitchell1456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      that's.... actually very sadly true I didn't watch this abomination of a movie and don't plan to but ur right

    • @awesomefox555
      @awesomefox555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      THEY JEM AND THE HOLIGRAMS’D IT.

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@awesomefox555 SOILED IT!! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!!

  • @DarkLordGanondorf190
    @DarkLordGanondorf190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2395

    Also, Kim being a cheerleader was not just there because. The bodily fitness and nimbleness it gave her made her such a formidable agent.

    • @vicedea
      @vicedea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      Yeah. If there gonna change it,why not do gymnastics? It would work well with her acrobatics.

    • @greyblueme9711
      @greyblueme9711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Vice Dea I guess since being a soccer player is "more" empowering than being a cheerleader or gymnast even though they also have to train a ton and memorize group routines

    • @julymagnus493
      @julymagnus493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This is the American cartoon equivalent of saying I watch Anime for the plot.

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She needs to be in the Marvel universe

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@greyblueme9711 Exactly.

  • @TheMstrydude
    @TheMstrydude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

    Remember a sitch in time when Kim was trying out for cheerleading and although Bonnie hated her she still let her on the team proper because she nailed the try outs? What happened to that?

    • @firewolf950tfwgaming7
      @firewolf950tfwgaming7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      The logic of Bonnie being a person who wants to be on top, but will suck it up in some way that’s comedic for us and allows for the demonstration of actual imagery that makes sense was one of the first things the writers were told to get rid of.

    • @strawberryherpes528
      @strawberryherpes528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Yeah, watching this live-action Bonnie compared to the OG Bonnie felt more like a caricature of what the character actually was. Yes, she could be a snide, petty pain in the ass, especially to Kim out of everyone, but the show seemed pretty aware that was 100% due to Bonnie being jealous. But also, Bonnie could at least begrudgingly acknowledge Kim's talent and skill. In fact, if the live-action movie was supposed to be some weird moral about jealousy, why not just evolve Bonnie a bit further and have her be Kim's new, begrudging sidekick? Have them be frenemies rather than straight up enemies. She could have been the Kate Sanders to Kim's Lizzie McGuire

    • @SlightlyPeeved
      @SlightlyPeeved 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Strawberry Herpes I think I remember that being an actual episode in the show (a good one at that)

    • @privatesteve4048
      @privatesteve4048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Raiding this comment to say that Channel Awesome has been covering up CEO's that ruined people's lives through sexual assault and unprofessional tactics.

    • @Sam-bv7vk
      @Sam-bv7vk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@privatesteve4048 for Christ's sake, that already came out in a documentary. What, do you live under a rock or something?

  • @gustafhillertz8741
    @gustafhillertz8741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Producer "hey girl, can you do a flip?"
    Actor "yeh, why"
    Producer "oooooh boy."

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Producer: Flips for days.
      Actor: Flips for days?
      Producer: Flips for days.

    • @someshitstuffthats7441
      @someshitstuffthats7441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not everything involves flips ya know

    • @Regmuslima
      @Regmuslima 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrSuperbeast92 I appreciate you

  • @hermitfox3053
    @hermitfox3053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    Wtf. Athena has so many Mary Sue self insert red flags. A fan who can do everything better than the main character and has a dramatic evil twist with a sacrifice at the end? That's just... so bad.

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      HermitFox Making the Mary Sue elements key to the plot does not excuse them being present to begin with. TV shows and movies have handled someone dealing with someone else taking their role in the team much more subtly than this. McKay in Stargate Atlantis was getting unsettled that his parallel world counterpart actually got on with the other people in the expedition, but they missed original flavour Rodney McKay as egotistical as he was.

    • @puppymaroon964
      @puppymaroon964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Here is my idea for how to rewrite the plot of the Kim Possible movie: the movie starts off as normal with Kim and Ron rescuing the scientist followed by the recreation of the cartoon’s intro. After that, we cut to Shego breaking Drax out of prison. They head back to their hideout and after a bit of their usual banter, they begin to plot how to take down Kim once and for all. We then cut to Kim and Ron showing up to class a few minutes late because of their last mission. Shortly afterwards, Athena is presented to the class as the new girl. Later that day, after school, Kim sees Athena being picked on by Bonnie. So Kim springs into action and stands up for Athena. Kim then invites Athena to come hang out with her and Ron. Athena then reveals to Kim she is a big fan of Kim and shows her Kim and Ron cosplay with Ron as a dog. Rather than say he wants to be a dog when he grows up, Ron would say he had no idea how cute he would look as a dog. We then get a montage of Kim hanging out with Athena, training her, and giving her a makeover. After that ends, we cut to Kim, Ron, and Athena walking home from school when they get alerted by Wade that Drax is planning on releasing a toxin that would place the entire town under mind control. So the trio set off to stop Drax. However, upon arriving on the scene Kim and Ron end up in a death trap. Luckily, Athena manages to rescue them and stop Drax in the nick of time becoming the hero of the town. However, rather than get jealous, or upset about it, Kim is just happy for Athena. We then cut to an awards ceremony where Athena is receiving an award for saving the town. Suddenly, Drax shows up and snatches Athena. Kim and Ron try to stop him, but they end up getting tricked by Shego allowing Drax to get away with Athena. Kim and Ron head to Kim’s house and tell Kim’s parents what happened. So Kim’s mom, along with Kim’s grandmother, went with Kim and Ron to rescue Athena. When Kim went into where Athena is being held captive, she is surprised to find that it looks like a normal teen girl’s room. Athena then admits to Kim that she is actually an android created by Drax. Drax’s plan was to get Kim to befriend and train Athena and the plot to release a toxin that would place the town under mind control was just a setup to test the skills Athena learned from Kim. Athena does not know what Drax’s ultimate goal is but knows it can’t be good. Drax then takes Athena away and places Kim into a death trap. Luckily, Ron, with help from Rufus, helps Kim escape. (By the way, in this rewrite, Rufus accompanies Ron throughout the film rather than be discovered in a lab at some point in the movie). The rest of the film will play out as normal.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@jbcatz5 swear to God I've heard of many Wattpad fanfics that have the main character named Athena ( whether they be Batman, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter or Avengers
      This was before this came out

    • @alysssabear
      @alysssabear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@puppymaroon964 THIS is how you write a Kim Possible live action movie, not this horseshit that somehow got a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. I applaud you my friend. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @mollymcmurtrie8037
      @mollymcmurtrie8037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@puppymaroon964 Thank you that's how the movie is done not this piece of trash. Also make it animated.

  • @pwnorbepwned
    @pwnorbepwned 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    “Kim Possible was an empowering show because it didn’t tell a story about a girl who was a hero, it told a story about a hero who was a girl.”

    • @conkerlive101
      @conkerlive101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well spoilers action sequences are expensive and Disney probably gave these guys an extremely low budget to work with

    • @tesshawkins9547
      @tesshawkins9547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I think that's really the key to making an empowering female hero. Stop focusing on how, "they're a girl. They're so different from other girls. Oh wow look A GIRL DON'T YOU FEEL INSPIRED NOW THEY'LL DO MAKE OVERS AND WHINE AND GET JEALOUS DON'T YOU RELATE TO HER GIRLS?" Just make a good hero that happens to be a girl. Heck, just make a good character. If you don't draw attention to her gender, and the audience won't feel the need to either.

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tesshawkins9547 Well said.

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tess Hawkins That’s how I feel any movie trying to make an empowering figure to be. Just focus on making a good character or hero, that just happened to be a girl, or black, or Hispanic, or gay, or whatever demographic you want market to without making your pandering so blatant.

    • @dannywapbang
      @dannywapbang 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aztn19 "or black"
      oh so Black Vulcan?

  • @pastorcodymitchell1456
    @pastorcodymitchell1456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    probably the most impactful thing Doug Walker ever said: Kim possible was an empowering show because it didn't tell a story about a girl who was a hero, it told a story about a hero who was a girl. THANK YOU, that's the main problem of a lot of movies trying to be "empowering" nowadays

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Same with proud family it was a nice show with funny comedy and nice morals whose characters just happened I be mostly black. Yes they hit the notes they had to (segregation, kwanza etc) but they never preached about it and made to applicable to everyone. Hell the kwanza episode ended with the twist that the “spirits” of the holiday ended up getting the proofs to help a white family something I’m sure modern SJWs would bitch about

    • @mrheisenbird2691
      @mrheisenbird2691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *cough* Captain Marvel *cough*

    • @corneliahanimann2173
      @corneliahanimann2173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel like this about most shows and once had a discussion with someone who insisted the new doctor who needs to be a woman.
      I said the writers aren't ready to make a natural feeling doctor who, because if we think about good female protagonists im TVShows, we have more bad than good ones.
      The few I remember being good are Jessica Jones, Kim Possible and I don't know, maybe Buffy?
      We're still in a phase where we keep doing the "oh she's a girl" thing, with a weird crush, a bestie and cries over bullshit.
      It's not a person, but a stereotype.

    • @bensell982
      @bensell982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I agree. I've always believed that the best to make a strong female character is not bring attention to the fact they're a girl. Make it so the universe doesn't give a shit if they're a girl the audience won't give a shit either, but if you constantly bring up the fact they're a girl then the character is immediately weakened because it seems like your using the "strong female character" as a crutch.

    • @corneliahanimann2173
      @corneliahanimann2173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bensell982 absoltely.
      In that sense, even Sailor Moon is better than most female protagonists.
      She has a personality, flaws and throughout the show actually some growth. She was a girl in many stereotypical ways, but there's nothing wrong with "girly" but with thinking that's all the personality a girl ever has.

  • @mac1991seth
    @mac1991seth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    "Would you like another plate or are you too full of yourself?"
    That one is my favorite in this review.

    • @deoxys3869
      @deoxys3869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Andrewik there should’ve been a rimshot sound

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think I should start using that from now on. 😂

    • @lilmanchiraq8903
      @lilmanchiraq8903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i always hungry for success it be in my blood on the bloods

  • @Arktik1st
    @Arktik1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    "She is a world famous spy"
    Doesn't that make a bad spy?

    • @9751matt
      @9751matt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      For one thing, Kim Possible was never "random citizen can pick her out of the crowd" famous.
      And I guess it begs the question, if you are constantly sent on missions with high end spy gear to help governments, the world, or even just prevent thefts but not much undercover stuff, are you a spy or just an altruistic mercenary that doesn't accept money, only networking?

    • @TheZoddo
      @TheZoddo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That logic makes sense
      so Disney doesn't like it

    • @gabbygabs8271
      @gabbygabs8271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, you're not wrong.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Archer: "If you can't tell women you're a secret agent, then what's the point of being one?"
      (I couldn't find the exact quote)

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you can do your missions even with that fame, yeah.

  • @sithtyp8151
    @sithtyp8151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    I remember like 35 minutes ago, I didn't know about a Kim Possible live action movie, life was good back then.

    • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
      @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I haven't even seen it, and I already want all 86 minutes of my life back.

    • @suckypuckle9292
      @suckypuckle9292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Me watching this review: '...THAT'S BONNIE? HOW?!?'
      I hate this.

    • @suckypuckle9292
      @suckypuckle9292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @bryan diaz varela "that's why everybody gets blackwashed"
      Let me guess, you're mad about Ariel? Yawn. I'm sure you have a solid case though.

    • @MrGabeanator
      @MrGabeanator 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @autisticspaceman9397
      @autisticspaceman9397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@suckypuckle9292 *complains about them race changing a character, then dismisses some one for having the same grievances* hmm...

  • @wildsurfer12
    @wildsurfer12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    The dialogue in this movie is so cringe inducing. I remember watching the original cartoon and Kim actually sounding like a mature young adult.

    • @OverlordZephyros
      @OverlordZephyros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      All Disney movies are cringy though

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Every Dialog in a Disney Channel Movie is cringe worthy

    • @stephennootens916
      @stephennootens916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I remember it the same way, in cartoons she came off as a high school, in the live action it's like she's a junior high girl who is is just at the beginning of puberty and hasn't hit hear growth spurt yet. It's weird cringy and worse of all childish.

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The cartoons are far more sophisticated than live action

    • @SerenityM16
      @SerenityM16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Someone pointed out that Disney channel movies seem to have this odd problem where the characters are “16” or “14” or “18” but talk and act like they’re 8 or 10

  • @youseineko
    @youseineko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5204

    “‘Kim Possible’ was an empowering show because it didn’t tell a story about a girl who was a hero. It told a story about a hero who was a girl.”
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @nenshoufox
      @nenshoufox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +514

      Now if only Hollywood would understand that instead of trying to make everything “woke”.

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @CAcartoon Have you seen what they're now doing to "Batgirl" and "Charlie's Angels"? I haven't even watch the original and yet I still like apologizing to Farrah Fawcett.

    • @starcherry6814
      @starcherry6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@jenneacubero1036 Not going to lie I am kind of excited for Bat *woman* 😹
      Because I like the actress.
      I have a feeling it will be my next guilty pleasure

    • @SlapshotStudios
      @SlapshotStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Sir. Knowsalot the first one talks about a hero and the second is about the heroes gender

    • @theleeroymethod9996
      @theleeroymethod9996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Preach On Brother!

  • @Dave_thenerd
    @Dave_thenerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Who the hell is Athena? Where's Monique ? You know, Kim's best friend who occasionally fights along side her (albeit she can't fight on the level Kim can)? She was a very cool character who sort of balanced out Ron's goofy-ness and incompetence. Where the hell is she?
    Side note: I'm very near-sighted and thought Athena was naked from the waist down at 30:40 :/

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Monique was a fun character & not just a token ethnic friend. She was no mission sidekick like Ron, but she was Kim’s voice of reason in her daily life at school and work. Plus Monique also got to have some fun chemistry with Ron particularly in the science partner episode

    • @firelionnadavcretzo9114
      @firelionnadavcretzo9114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No dont you get it its about the start before the tv show and in a diffrent timeline beacuse roufus did not got adopted in high school

    • @shototodoroki4868
      @shototodoroki4868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Athena replaced Monique. They probably thought they could shake things up by replacing her

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not only that but Athena reminds me Bebe
      You know what I'm talking about, Drakkens robots
      He made fembots called Bebe, Athena is a bot, she's Bebe

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shototodoroki4868 you are a copycat of Prince Zuko!

  • @rubyrose9258
    @rubyrose9258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    "Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"
    "It's an ending, that's enough"

    • @JWeb66
      @JWeb66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Kind of like the ending for RWBY Vol 6.

    • @King-ze2kt
      @King-ze2kt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@JWeb66 I applaud you sir 👏👏👏👏

    • @rubyrose9258
      @rubyrose9258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JWeb66 oof

    • @mrfrits94
      @mrfrits94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JWeb66 Very much agreed good sir, i just hope Vol 7. is gonna be Fire

    • @eyebrawlnlc1116
      @eyebrawlnlc1116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ruby Rose you watch Nostalgic Critic too.

  • @ryanherron7436
    @ryanherron7436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    "Ever wonder where Zack and Cody went?'
    One went to Riverdale and trust me that's much worse than death

    • @greylithwolf
      @greylithwolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Finally, someone who sees it for what it *is*.

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Really? The last time I saw them they fell off of Seto Kaiba's Duel-Blimp.

    • @lelouche25
      @lelouche25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pfft lol nice

    • @GamerGirlEmber
      @GamerGirlEmber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Twili Link yeah, and their Mother went to be a cop in Supernatural...

    • @HighScarlettFever
      @HighScarlettFever 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johannesseyfried7933 NICE!

  • @carterrichardson5492
    @carterrichardson5492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Professor Dementor: “Ok, ok, why the blue skin?”
    Dr. Drakken: “Glad you asked. It’s a funny story, not funny haha, but it was a Tuesday...”
    Give me my two points

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ding! (x2)

    • @HandmadeGoose97
      @HandmadeGoose97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Best joke to end the OG series!

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My friend needs an explanation

    • @JoJoZiddy
      @JoJoZiddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Glad to see soembody else remembered that joke.

    • @benni_97at
      @benni_97at 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wasn't this the last line in the entire show?

  • @davidpusquin2715
    @davidpusquin2715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Kim was like
    "Yeah, I wanted to give you confidence and motivate you to be a better version of yourself.
    But not that much, now I really want you to be worst"

    • @Amsosorryscotty
      @Amsosorryscotty ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And wean you get more attention then her, because you where a better spy then her. She gets whiny and upset and ruins the mission because you prove to her that you can also be a good spy.

  • @iowaclass5657
    @iowaclass5657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Disney: We’re going to make a live-action Kim Possible movie!
    People Who Watched the Show as a Kid: Literally none of us asked for or wanted this.

    • @GundamGokuTV
      @GundamGokuTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I say this for every Disney Live Action remake.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can't wait for the Live Action Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
      Don't think they can do it? Oh it will be done.

    • @firstnamelastname7079
      @firstnamelastname7079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Marinealver they're going to change jessica aren't they,because SeXiST

    • @Pdalow
      @Pdalow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ad Lockhorst Go stare at the sun for an hour.

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    "Wait, you not her regular! Where's Ron Stoppable!"
    Drakken would genuinely stop and ask this question, in the middle of his master plan, while fumbling his name, since he could never truly remember it. Drakken would literally be disappointed and bothered if Kim ever had another side-kick. And confused. Drakken would be great at Cinema Sins/Nostalgia Critic.

    • @TheAzulmagia
      @TheAzulmagia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Didn't that happen once when Monique had to fill in for Ron?

    • @rosesongoku6980
      @rosesongoku6980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      “WHERE’S ROGER STOMPABLE?!”

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BlueMageDanny same with the episode where kim spends mother's day with her mom and drakken has his mom too

    • @karolnowak6423
      @karolnowak6423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Whre's the bafoon?" more like, he never called him by name. But point still stands.

    • @fournierman
      @fournierman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheAzulmagia Yeah, in Kim Possible: A Sitch In Time.

  • @1805movie
    @1805movie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    Your opening skit was more faithful to the show than the actual movie.
    I'm starting to see a trend here.

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Is it that the fans have been too neglected to let professionals redo their favorite properties? Because, if so, then I worry about Hollywood, especially Disney's future.

    • @proteus2103
      @proteus2103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IdeaBox-dk5vj Y'all both just figured that out?

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@proteus2103 Oh, I had thoughts like that about as soon as I saw those then-rumors about Disney owning Fox back in 2017 or something. I just wanted to guess at what the OP means by his trend.

    • @deoxys3869
      @deoxys3869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I could tell they had fun making it

    • @pchtommy1268
      @pchtommy1268 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wait till you see the intro parody for Jem review

  • @eulyc.959
    @eulyc.959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "Peter Parker and the cast of Lord of the Rings cried less than you" 😂

  • @Hollyclown
    @Hollyclown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    “They’re not doing a Gravity Falls movie, are they?”
    Doug, what have you done!

    • @UltimateHalG
      @UltimateHalG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He's sent another great Disney franchise to the slaughter is what he's done.

    • @stevejackson69420
      @stevejackson69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      shit

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well that's just great
      Now we all have to hate Gravity Falls.

    • @Asaylum117
      @Asaylum117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FOOL! Now he killed another franchise! :o

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maldus Alver
      Shouldn’t be a problem.
      Mabel was always the starter pack for that.

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Movie, I have something to tell you about your twist villain:
    THE LAST KP MOVIE ALREADY DID THAT!!!!
    Jesus, now I've gotta save this franchise too. Set new file for 52 Episodes. 4 Story Arcs of 13. File name: Kim Possible College Continuation

    • @FoxieRoxie365
      @FoxieRoxie365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      BAHAHAHAHA

    • @TW2Vlog
      @TW2Vlog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      HAHAHAHAHA!!! SO TRUE!

    • @98953812
      @98953812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And it was a pretty good twist. :)

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@98953812 Exactly

    • @NickDe3
      @NickDe3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And the animated film did it better.

  • @scarysara9364
    @scarysara9364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1817

    “There not doing a *Gravity Falls* movie ; _are they_ ?”
    Shut up Critic, or you'll give them _ideas_ !

    • @itsjustmenova
      @itsjustmenova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ScarySara93 actually I’d take that even if it’s terrible

    • @scarysara9364
      @scarysara9364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@itsjustmenova
      What about a live action *Phineas & Ferb* movie?

    • @skailerderkonigderdiebe5499
      @skailerderkonigderdiebe5499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wonder if they will give them the actual Journal 3 Special Edition.

    • @alice-in-wonderland5900
      @alice-in-wonderland5900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You’re telling me they have ideas in the first place?

    • @bullwinkle524
      @bullwinkle524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even if they made it, it’d probably be animated

  • @LunaMoon84
    @LunaMoon84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    As a big KP fan who still watches the show, Kim was never jealous of others because she built others up instead of tearing them down. She admired other people for their strengths, and that everyone is special in their own way, Ron included. She loved when she could compete with people on her own level or above because she always liked a challenge.

    • @maxwellschwass
      @maxwellschwass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same here, the Kim possible that I know and remembered won't give a flying fuck about not being popular like Bonnie for two reasons:
      #1 "main protagonist getting annoyed with someone who brags about how popular they are" cliche
      #2 she's more focused on saving the world from the forces of evil than being popular
      So that's much to it and agreed with you 💯

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Something Kim Possible as a show did was establish Kim as being a headstrong, independent person with a heart of gold and gradually reveal her insecurities later but have her overcome them in her own way. She's initially presented as picturesque, but not flawless.

  • @darreylhenderson8979
    @darreylhenderson8979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    In his defense- The actor playing Ron is using his ACTUAL voice, that's what he actually talks like outside of this. LOL

    • @generalalduin9548
      @generalalduin9548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Darreyl Henderson nah, I felt he changed it a bit for the movie. But his voice was already halfway there, imitating Ron’s voice probably wasn’t very hard for him.

    • @kazinadbiralamadit6905
      @kazinadbiralamadit6905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@generalalduin9548 to be fair the actor is well cast but the script is not good watch the goldbergs there is voice is used in the right way.

    • @lilfizz1619
      @lilfizz1619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol no way

    • @awesomefox555
      @awesomefox555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huh.

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Apple Tater He's 21, so it might be a little too late.

  • @SennaHawx
    @SennaHawx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    This movie commited the biggest sin...making Kim a show-off.
    Her being the exact opposite in the orginal made her character likeable.

    • @Phanthief95
      @Phanthief95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Exactly. She doesn’t fight crime for the glory & the fame but because it’s the right thing to do. People like people who do the right thing, not for the fame unless they’re supposed to be written like that from their backstories.

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're right and I never really thought about that.

    • @misspriss2482
      @misspriss2482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Russell Jordan Yes and yes. Why isn't she a cheerleader? Why all of the unnecessary flips? Also, an agenda is NEVER a good basis for a movie. What a dumpster fire!

    • @mollymcmurtrie8037
      @mollymcmurtrie8037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Phanthief95 Thank you.

    • @joezilla1018
      @joezilla1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun fact time: the voice actor for Ron stopibel will Friedle in the original tv show and movie also voiced the Batman in Batman beyond

  • @patswine3890
    @patswine3890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Movie Kim = the emotion of a wooden plank
    Show Kim = normal person, has bad feeling realizes that it is petty and gets over it.

    • @hitofgrace
      @hitofgrace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pat Swine i think the saddest part is the casting was spot on imo and most looked similar to their cartoon counterparts.

    • @christianrodriguez3957
      @christianrodriguez3957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Show Kim=Batman as a woman

    • @Holden_Carter
      @Holden_Carter 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, the plank is better.

    • @xxsimplychamorroxx2058
      @xxsimplychamorroxx2058 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christianrodriguez3957, Batwoman: "I'm a WoMaaaaAaAAAaaan!!! Here I come!"

  • @dreamchaser829
    @dreamchaser829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    *watches the cheerleader montage*. Why the heck are cheerleaders always shoved into the dumb or mean girl cliche? Their freaking awesome, work tirelessly for their routines, and put their bodies through torturous exercises. They deserve so much more in pop culture!

    • @moonstruck8245
      @moonstruck8245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Not to mention they have to be really skilled and brave, I have seen what can happen when some of their stunts go wrong, even the less difficult stunts that regular high school cheerleaders - not the ones who cheerlead competitively like in colleges - do, and holy *crap* those can be some life-altering (or ending) injuries!

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Maybe because,
      A.) The creators were losers in high school whom were bullied or dumped by the worse cheerleaders in the team, or
      B.) Creativity deficit.

    • @erichermann1226
      @erichermann1226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Because the cheerleader type was written by non-athletes in a time when cheerleaders were at the top of the teenage girl hierarchy and those non-athletes were generally obsessive loners. And once a type like this starts, it tends to stick.
      Edit: plus teenagers tend to clique-ish anyway (more than just the human norm) so when you have a cohesive unit (cheer team) it's easy for them to fall into that domineering pattern that the trope appeals to.

    • @coffetrueno9791
      @coffetrueno9791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess being a football player is more easy than being a cheerleader

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude, there’s a reason you make the cheerleader the hero: Buffy, Card Captor Sakura and Kim do all these insane feats on the daily while having stuff thrown/shot at them. Being tossed in the air a few times by you squad mates?
      So not the drama

  • @wafflefalafel9442
    @wafflefalafel9442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    I need to know why they decided to make Kim play soccer. Cheer leading was like...a major part of her. It showed how she balanced her kickass spy side with her high school femininity side. Honestly, Kim was pretty basic when it came to the school portion of the episodes, but that's just who she was and it was totally fine. Idk if the soccer was like an empowerment thingie to prove girls can play sports,, but... there a girls who are fine with being cheerleaders and thats fine too

    • @greenman394
      @greenman394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I don't remember Kim being afraid of anything in regards to the mission. She was more afraid/frazzled about her school and social life.

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I agree. As proven in the clips Doug showed us, cheerleading not delicate femininity. Those stunts take real badass skill and were a part of what made Kim so strong and athletic.

    • @wafflefalafel9442
      @wafflefalafel9442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@welcometothemetaverse2523 Oops! Yeah you're right cheerleading isnt very delicate, but it is a stereotypical basic girl sport. I was trying to say that the cheerleading showed how she was an athletic spy while also being an athletic girly girl?

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@wafflefalafel9442
      Oh, shit, no I wasn't arguing with with you. I just adding to your point.

    • @princeire7486
      @princeire7486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Especially since its fairly rare to have any sort of positive portrayal of cheerleaders in kid's media. Usually they either possess no brain cells or are a mutant offshoot of vampires that subsist on human tears instead of blood.

  • @thepinkdawn3970
    @thepinkdawn3970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Freaking Doug walker as Drakken is freaking amazing. Holy shit!

    • @PrincessAshley972
      @PrincessAshley972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hey lets give credit to Heather too, she made a great She-Go

  • @carmillakinney6542
    @carmillakinney6542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Patton Oswald WAS the original Professor Dementor. Which is probably why he wanted to reprise his role in the movie

    • @enigmaticbeing7703
      @enigmaticbeing7703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He made a huge mistake starring in this

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was about to say that.....

    • @reyfan011
      @reyfan011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was fun! Hearing his voice and acting like dementor was my favorite part. I had no idea before that he was dementor.

    • @liizzset
      @liizzset 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, that is what Critic nudge by saying in 5:03-5:06.

  • @MeseoKimura
    @MeseoKimura 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Well, Sheego being a "mom" for her evil boss is the best thing about this film.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That would’ve been hilarious in the show 😆

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      According to the series she has degree in Child Development

    • @SamDeMonic
      @SamDeMonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cuz it was the end of the movie?

    • @riverjulio486
      @riverjulio486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isn't it shego?

    • @GeneralKenobi75
      @GeneralKenobi75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well now they're just making literal what she did with Draken in the show.

  • @MusicInMe754
    @MusicInMe754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1381

    "They're not doing a Gravity Falls movie, are they?"
    CRITIC, NO!!!! Don't give them any ideas!!!

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The show is finished , what the fuck is the film gonna be about anyway?

    • @NebulaWords
      @NebulaWords 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@nra3zehuti781 Their high schools years and dealing with a humanoid Bill Cipher because that's obviously what we all wanted :V
      With a side of Dipper thirsting after another hot teenage girl and Mabel crying every five minutes.

    • @aerialpunk
      @aerialpunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@NebulaWords Don't forget that Lil' Gideon would become just Gideon, and would use his charisma to basically run the high school (and, of course, the action would virtually never actually leave the high school cos high school is the only important thing in life)

    • @InkyDave1928
      @InkyDave1928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To late, mickey is doing a movie, a sequel, and a series based on the movie

    • @mony6847
      @mony6847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@NebulaWords he said don't give them ideas

  • @GundamGokuTV
    @GundamGokuTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    This just makes me want to rewatch Kim Possible. The real Kim Possible. Not this film.

    • @Toonkid4life1
      @Toonkid4life1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      maybe that was the plan along, to get us to buy the dvd of all the seasons XD

    • @Asaylum117
      @Asaylum117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can only get 2 Seasons on DVD, not sure why they stopped there. :/

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GundamGoku I had to rewatch it just to make sure my memory is correct because I don’t recall Kim being so self centred as what is shown in this movie

    • @royaleroque7716
      @royaleroque7716 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      #notpossible

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Asaylum117 Did a toon kill the current CEO's parents like in "who framed Rodger rabbit"? Because they SERIOUSLY seem to hate animation these days. They are trying to replace all the animated classics with inferior live actions remakes and now they aren't fully releasing the animated shows on DVD?

  • @Iced_out_skelly
    @Iced_out_skelly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    Kim: *drops pencil*
    Also kim: *does 20 backflips to pick it up*

    • @ivankirin816
      @ivankirin816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Nah in this film, she would cry for 15 minutes.

    • @Iced_out_skelly
      @Iced_out_skelly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Ivan Kirin then does the backflips to pick it up

    • @ivankirin816
      @ivankirin816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Iced_out_skelly and then cry cuz no one saw her do than.

    • @billybobjoe7524
      @billybobjoe7524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Cry while doing 20 backflips

    • @Iced_out_skelly
      @Iced_out_skelly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why Am I Wasting my life On TH-cam revolutionary

  • @AlisterSweets
    @AlisterSweets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    exactly! I agree wholeheartedly to the pandering to "girl power" it gets on my nerves so much. Like for example, and this is an unpopular opinion- But I really didn't like the whole girl power moment in endgame. Yes those woman warriors are awesome, but they don't need a "look at us, we're empowered woman" to BE awesome. They are ALL warriors- and just that. It doesn't or at least shouldn't matter if they are a boy or a girl or something else.

    • @andresacosta7885
      @andresacosta7885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Exactly, the best way to show empowerment is to treat them like any other character. The best way to do it is just to fuckin’ do it

    • @ThisAnimeGal
      @ThisAnimeGal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Honestly that line up took me right out of the movie and what I got wasn’t a feeling of empowerment. It was a message of insecurity. One of them yelling ‘we’re women and look we’re strong because...we’re here?’ It would have landed better if maybe some of them had a relationship or connection that built up before. I mean hell! That was what all the damn origin movies where for! So when Thor sees Hulk he cheers and goes ‘I know him from work!’ And it’s an awesome line and hilarious moment. Loki wanting to leave because he is having some ‘punny god’ flashbacks were beautiful. But when the women stand in some weak lineup of a photo shoot girl power...honestly what connection? They could either look at each other and say ‘what’s your name?’ Or ‘you have boobs like me so you’re cool.’
      I would have rather seen the girls fighting next the people they knew and had been in movies with before and passing the Spider kid between them while kicking ass and taking names. Just snip that lineup out and we’re good. Drawing that kind of attention to the female heroes like that just undermined what they were trying to do.

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I also don't like the whole thing that women and girls have to be tomboyish, like unfeminine things and be ultra-snarky to be considered empowering. Why can't girls and women who are polite and like traditionally feminine things also be empowering?

    • @TheDeadlyBlueWolf
      @TheDeadlyBlueWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Buddy that wasn't a forced empowerment message it was a nod to A-Force. A series team up in the Marvel comic books featuring woman exclusively.

    • @paulapazumi
      @paulapazumi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rogue7723 I feel vice versa tbh. Always when there is a scene of a girl feeling confident and powerful, she is walking in a dress in slowmotion....why can't a girl be displayed as confident in a cool alternative outfit or something? But yes, there should be a balance. Just like in real life, every girl (and guy) is different

  • @blackflash9935
    @blackflash9935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    “it didn’t tell a story about a girl who was a hero, it told a story about a hero who was a girl”
    SPEECH:100

    • @terrencejsmith7160
      @terrencejsmith7160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think that's why some people (guys) have issues writing female characters. Just write a good character that just happens to be female.

    • @selimkarayl7823
      @selimkarayl7823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@terrencejsmith7160 When some people (girls) write female characters they only focus on being a girl, everything else "yep she can do it." but I agree even some writers said it beforei instead of writing male or female or white black asian etc. just focusing on writing a "good" character and let the actor/actress play it out is always better. I think Will Smith in Independence Day done exactly that.

    • @Endoptic
      @Endoptic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@terrencejsmith7160 Uh, critic chicks complain about guys writing chicks like dudes but just calling them chicks.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Endoptic
      They shouldn’t be listened to.

    • @bluelocimon
      @bluelocimon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a problem recent characters had in movies. With characters like Rey or Captian Marvel it feels like they can do no wrong and are superior to the other heroes just because they are female. While classic and beloved characters like Sarah Connor or Ripley were good characters and even you can replace them with a man and it wouldn't affect that much to the story

  • @hubertblack1485
    @hubertblack1485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    That kid playing Ron wasn't really doing an impression. I've watched him on The Goldbergs. He just sounds like that.

  • @blu3kawaii
    @blu3kawaii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1359

    That’s not how Ron met Rufus. C’mon Disney there’s a whole rap about it!

    • @athenalillylove3952
      @athenalillylove3952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ikr

    • @jinhunterslay1638
      @jinhunterslay1638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      If I remember correctly, the rap was actually an essay?

    • @dhesyca4471
      @dhesyca4471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      What is that, that freaky thing?!

    • @DegrassiObssessedFan
      @DegrassiObssessedFan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Not to mention they even redid it for the movie?!

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      'what is that. That freaky thing'

  • @dennisposthuma
    @dennisposthuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The tv show had more and better crime fighting action in 22 minutes than this movie has in 1 hour and 26 minutes

  • @xander5733
    @xander5733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    "They're not making a Gravity Falls Movie are they?"
    SHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHUSH
    Stop giving them ideasssss....

    • @jazz-cat00
      @jazz-cat00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Directed by M. Night Shamalan

    • @Dat0ldschoolkid
      @Dat0ldschoolkid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jazz-cat00 oh neptune no

    • @nerdgeekman
      @nerdgeekman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SHUT UP CRITIC

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *claps a hand over his mouth*
      QUIET. They’re listening. They’re alllllways listening...

    • @sadclown5193
      @sadclown5193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can hear keyboard clicks I'm scared I'm not ready for that.

  • @Nezziemonster
    @Nezziemonster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    This movie was literally a self insert fanfiction. Right down to Athena being an emo re-color of Kim, having a "sad" backstory, everyone loving her, and all the other characters being dumb to make the fan character smarter, braver, and overall better in comparison.

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I've read and seen fanfiction better written than this TV movie

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@p.z.arnott2329 I don't doubt you or and random asshole could write a better fanfic just from the clips of the show here.

  • @BudokaiTH
    @BudokaiTH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    To the actor that played Ron Stoppable, at least he was trying to represent the character, even if he over played it. I like effort, but not too much.

    • @philjr5714
      @philjr5714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That’s how that kid acts in EVERYTHING! I felt like I was watching the Goldbergs on ABC.
      He made a whole career off playing himself. Props.

    • @Rain_lights
      @Rain_lights 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@philjr5714 congratulations, you played yourself.

    • @shadowkingdarksin3980
      @shadowkingdarksin3980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can someone please fix kim possible netflix hulu somebody save my childhood 😣😣😣😣😣😣

    • @TyMarshall007
      @TyMarshall007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think he was the only actor trying to save the movie

    • @Robalexe
      @Robalexe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TyMarshall007 Patton Oswalt too! He played his character in both the show and the movie!

  • @louiegssportsden121
    @louiegssportsden121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I felt like they didn’t even watch Kim Possible because Kim’s character is 100% wrong

    • @amarikristopher8409
      @amarikristopher8409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They definitely didn’t. Ron on the other hand I can say his character is fine. Shego and Drakken are okay but not as intimidating as they were in the show. Drakken was funny, like extremely funny, but he was still intimidating and threatening when needed. Shego was obviously the same thing. Kim…no…just the worst. Bonnie too. She’s mean but she was still enjoyably mean in a way where we can see she’s obviously jealous of her yet also got this attitude from her sisters. Bonnie here, I honestly don’t get her being jealous cause Kim is PATHETIC here.

    • @amarikristopher8409
      @amarikristopher8409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Animestar17 probably Disney’s fault trying to modernize it and give it things to make it seem like they’re woke about women being heroes and fighting instead looking very shallow and acting as though women being heroes or villains or the darn henchwomen thing is something “new”.
      Didn’t mean to go into another rant. This show just means so much to me and I feel sorry for the creators of the show. They deserved to make a better movie for KP.

  • @Sightedspring33
    @Sightedspring33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    "Wow, would you like another plate or are you too full of yourself?"
    -Doug Walker
    2019

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Top T-shirt idea of 2019
      Ha TOP!

  • @shwup
    @shwup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    "They're not doing a Gravity Falls movie, are they?" Is how to set off anyone's fight or flight reaction in a mile-wide radius

    • @julesthief
      @julesthief 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That sentence just became my biggest fear.

    • @TheALPHA1550
      @TheALPHA1550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What?

    • @isaigutierrez1617
      @isaigutierrez1617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not that I'm aware of but they are making a Phineas and Ferb movie

    • @rolkflameraven1483
      @rolkflameraven1483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@isaigutierrez1617 Its animated, so it should be ok.
      Though with an upcoming Dora the Explorer Live action movie now, nothing is safe.

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We had plenty of live action Dipper and Wendy in one sight gag in the Weirdmageddon finale. It worked because it was a visual gag, things were going to hell and the show has a unique art style that wouldn’t work in love action.

  • @willpotter22
    @willpotter22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    You know the movie is bad when you don’t even want to watch what they’re criticizing

    • @Phyllo9
      @Phyllo9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The truth one realizes as they scroll through the comments to see what other folks are saying to avoid the cringed imagery. Then they stumble across this comment.

    • @willpotter22
      @willpotter22 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Critical Spectator lol

    • @SerenityM16
      @SerenityM16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, I’ve had a few movies like that where I couldn’t even get through the review it was so painful

    • @ahritheweird9579
      @ahritheweird9579 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly, i watched this when it premiered.... and i have to agree with you. its as bad as he makes it out in the review....

    • @starbeast3537
      @starbeast3537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      like with the last airbender its so bad that I don't even watch it and its on Netflix

  • @mollymcmurtrie8342
    @mollymcmurtrie8342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    She does it not because of the fame because she liked helping people.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Exactly! She always went out of her way to help people even when her enemies were in trouble like body-swapped Drakken and Bonnie kidnapped by the Bebe robots

    • @nathanjereb9944
      @nathanjereb9944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Plus isnt the whole point of her being a freaking spy is that she helps others WITHOUT others knowing and potentially putting those she loves at danger?
      You cannot be a spy and be publicly famous at the same time, it's stupid on both ends

    • @muddashucka9743
      @muddashucka9743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *did

    • @muddashucka9743
      @muddashucka9743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *but

    • @mayotango1317
      @mayotango1317 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, she is not a Ben Tennyson.

  • @NRB10ful
    @NRB10ful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Patton Oswalt was in the original Kim Possible. He played the original Professor dementor so saying that he's true to the original character it's kind of funny.

    • @tilt3736
      @tilt3736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh cool. Patton is actually one of my favorite actors. He's voice acted in a lot of different shows and movies. He and Harrison Ford are two of my childhood favorites. He was also a hilarious comedian.

  • @crane8015
    @crane8015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    *I'm your basic, average girl...*
    Disney Writers: We can make that happen

    • @Raptor_Ren
      @Raptor_Ren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Umm... Disney, we didn't mean BASIC as in the modern slang.

    • @AlfredoPuente8
      @AlfredoPuente8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Basic guetto girl.

    • @nosferatu3726
      @nosferatu3726 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate it when people say I’m just a normal average person and then they say that they have some super amazing power

    • @daisanity6457
      @daisanity6457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Danganronpa fans know this the hard way.

  • @streled5361
    @streled5361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1222

    What's the obsession with the "first day at school" cliche ?!

    • @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy
      @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Who knows, I’ve noticed it in this, Spectacular Spider-Man, and at least 3 current Nickelodeon shows

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ticking of the generic box Lists of every cliche, ever, I guess.

    • @caesarleaderofthelegion612
      @caesarleaderofthelegion612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s a cliche

    • @thetakyonproject4881
      @thetakyonproject4881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Stre Led i think disney gets hard over lonely girls with no friends

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I have another question: why everyone are assholes for no reasons? I swear, it's so gratuitous and forced that I busted a rib when Shego laughed along with the whole school! It was so bad I couldn't believe they kept the scene...

  • @jendavidson1157
    @jendavidson1157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    NC - "they're not making a gravity falls movie, are they?"
    Disney - "No, but that's a good idea".
    Alex Hirsh - "No, it isn't".

    • @xoderota
      @xoderota 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I feel like he wouldn't let them...

    • @FlyingDuckMan360
      @FlyingDuckMan360 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jen Davidson I certainly hope Disney doesn't make a Gravity Falls movie, but that's because I'm in the minority of people who hate that show.

    • @heehee2007
      @heehee2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see you’re a man of culture as well

    • @thekrazyhatter5063
      @thekrazyhatter5063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its alex hirsch not Hirsh
      please stop typing the name of the last good creative mind of disney PLEASE

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex: *I refuse*

  • @bagofgroceries
    @bagofgroceries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    The guy who plays Ron. That’s his R E A L voice. He’s also the main character in The Goldbergs.

    • @eldiegoxter7517
      @eldiegoxter7517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He plays the young version of Adam F Goldberg, and the show is narrated by Dr Dementor himself, Patton Oswalt

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poor guy,what a shame

    • @sillypplproductions2
      @sillypplproductions2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      At least Goldbergs has way better writing and is ten times more funny. I guess if I'd want anyone to be Ron, it'd be him, but man the kid deserved bit better of a script (I say kid but he's nearly the same age as me.......)

    • @N2Jay
      @N2Jay 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody:
      Goldberg: Next !
      *Spear! Ram! Jackhammer!*

    • @Servellion
      @Servellion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That poor bastard.

  • @BlaiseTighe
    @BlaiseTighe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    “It’s best to abandon any hope of joy and find meagre satisfaction in monotony.”
    Words to live by.

  • @FictionRaider007
    @FictionRaider007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Anyone else seeing this and remembering an old Kim Possible episode called "And the Mole Rat will be CGI" which was about a moronic director trying to make an awful movie based on Kim?

    • @dexdrako
      @dexdrako 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      it make so much sense this is that movie....

    • @nauticalusbear1370
      @nauticalusbear1370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      they knew all along

    • @WhosLeroyJetson
      @WhosLeroyJetson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      OH MY GOD IT CAME TRUE!!!

    • @SoldMySoul45
      @SoldMySoul45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmfao. I forgot about that.

    • @shanettequao9043
      @shanettequao9043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FictionRaider007 OH MY GOD

  • @ZArocket
    @ZArocket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Wow, would you like another plate or are you too full of yourself?” Best line in anything ever

  • @KaiserCrocer
    @KaiserCrocer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    prop maker: okay disney, lets discuss kims gadgets. now how many grappling hooks? we were thinking--
    disney: yes.

    • @StewardofAutumn
      @StewardofAutumn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Disney:gives blank check, just at the bottom it says grappling hooks

  • @TTRM8000
    @TTRM8000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    13:00
    The first rule of chess club: you do not talk about chess club.
    -Ron
    (edit: minor typo)

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TTRM I can confirm this

    • @gabrielklem48
      @gabrielklem48 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Todd Howard want's to know your location.

    • @ThomNelson22
      @ThomNelson22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weasley or stoppable?

    • @angstaboyproductions5700
      @angstaboyproductions5700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, if Disney owns Fox, you can totally make a reference to Fight Club.

    • @Nickster891
      @Nickster891 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      second rule of chess club hit whoever tells you the first rule over the head with a banana * does so *

  • @newcollector
    @newcollector 5 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Disney needs to watch their own shows. This is just... Not Kim Possible.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Already getting the chills from these cringe-worthy movies. So glad I didn’t watch this on the actual channel; I loved the animated show

    • @TheGreenAzumarill
      @TheGreenAzumarill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s unpossible

    • @polartechie
      @polartechie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheGreenAzumarill Kentirely Possible

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look, I get it. You're tired of Kim Possible.

  • @blake-deathbelch7356
    @blake-deathbelch7356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Ok, hear me out. In the video, he says that the actors of the OG Kim posable should have played the mom and dad. So how about instead of the movie being about Kim. It's about Kim and Ron's daughter and her trying to be like her parents well going through high school. that way it's a continuation well keeping to the original and being new with new characters.

    • @chaleron7410
      @chaleron7410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Trust me, they'd find a way to make it worse.

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or maybe having it be about Hanna Stoppable now that she’s as old as Kim and Ron were

    • @blake-deathbelch7356
      @blake-deathbelch7356 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matityaloran9157 That could work to

  • @goodvillain1015
    @goodvillain1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    So why does Kim's mom go on the mission in the climax, but not her dad? Isn't her dad and Drakken college roommates, so they had some connection.
    The worst part of this movie is Disney didn't air any re-runs of the old show so the younger generation doesn't know about Kim Possible, let alone the references. And they changed so much from the show and its continuity much to the disdain of the older generation who grew up with it. The movie aired a couple times, then disappeared; so who was this movie made for?

    • @selpharessecret3899
      @selpharessecret3899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes but to be fair her Dad is not really a fighter more of a genius scientist.

    • @goodvillain1015
      @goodvillain1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Neither is Kim's mom. She was only in one mission for the Mother's Day episode.

    • @JzanderN
      @JzanderN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nah, because if her dad joined then it would detract from the girl power of the movie. You know, with its henchwomen and all.

    • @Ando1428
      @Ando1428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@goodvillain1015 they rehashed it. Now the ninja side is strict l y on kims mother side. As in the original kims dads mother was the definition of i can do anything. We never got to see kims mom side of the family well except for larry i think. Him and his mom june might have been on their moms side of the family.

    • @eugenebuchanan686
      @eugenebuchanan686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you ask me they didn't show the original show because they were trying to fool any and all new faces that THIS was Kim Possible, because they knew that if they saw the original and THEN this, it would be adding kindling to the already raging inferno of pissed off people who don't like getting tricked into watching garbage.

  • @darkmyro
    @darkmyro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    why are Disney Channel cartoons usually more realistic than the actual live-action stuff?

    • @YukiSilverFox72
      @YukiSilverFox72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Because it takes more effort to animate. You have to put more heart into it then just reading a script and showing up to set. Animators are involved in a lot more of the production than a simple actor is and can really let their imaginations run wild, even with a small budget. They know the storyboarding and the set and the characters intimately due to how long it takes to make each thing real and beautiful. I don't think kid actors or even most adult actors get that into it. And that dedication separates the great from the meh, hence why you have your Tom Hanks's and Ryan Reynolds's and Julie Andrews's and the like. Plus, you're working with a group of people towards one goal. You're not relying on a sole kid's "talents" and abilities. (Sorry, that was long. I am just feeling all kinds of righteous fury at this movie! 😤)

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Because it took more effort and heart into making the show feel more realistic than there was in the live-action movie?!

    • @brickstudio8790
      @brickstudio8790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because Um...Reason.

    • @LordBaktor
      @LordBaktor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Because the creative team behind the cartoon had to do something that stood out enough for people to like it and the creative team behind the movie just thought "this is just for kids, right?".

    • @4207jj
      @4207jj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Budget

  • @princessthyemis
    @princessthyemis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "A forced message disguised as a human being" is the PERFECT way to describe it--and many other characters in recent modern movies, as well, I feel!

  • @epicboyo4883
    @epicboyo4883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "They're not doing a Gravity Falls movie. Are they?"
    Don't give them any ideas.

    • @m_udwhitman2649
      @m_udwhitman2649 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's could happen.

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think that would be awesome

    • @jahbruce99
      @jahbruce99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@animebrat76 hate to be the rain on your parade but it may vary depending on who directs it.

    • @meep9231
      @meep9231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, plus they might hire people that don’t look their age as well.

    • @jahbruce99
      @jahbruce99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@meep9231 they may also change significant plot points.

  • @napamodesto8001
    @napamodesto8001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "Would you like another plate, or you are just too full of yourself?"
    I hereby promote you to Savage Critic.

    • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
      @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I reaally want to steal this line.

    • @CrowPiper
      @CrowPiper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i need to force myself to remember this line because its just so damn good lol

  • @metrozeegle4985
    @metrozeegle4985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Ron Stoppable: When I grow up, I want to BE a dog !
    Jupiter Ascending: I love dogs, I’ve always loved dogs !

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The Conection has been made, and it cannot be severed.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Guess we know what Zootopia 2 is gonna be about.

    • @carbon273
      @carbon273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ron is setting precedent. There are more than 2 genders already apparently

    • @methlokaijufan9729
      @methlokaijufan9729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Palpatine : I love democracy

    • @BronyFan27
      @BronyFan27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD That reminds me of Ralph Wiggum! "When I grow up, I either want to be a principal or a caterpillar!"

  • @jasemalvis2140
    @jasemalvis2140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Remember when Rufus was the chosen one for a rebel army of sentient naked mole rats in the future?
    I do...

    • @p.a.4512
      @p.a.4512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      forget that, remember when Ron had fucking Superpowers and singlehanded stoped and alien invasion?

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@p.a.4512 Pepperidge Farm remembers...;)

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@p.a.4512 remember when Ron turned evil and turned out to be a better villain than draken even when doing a dumb stupid nonense scheme?

    • @strifenineteen
      @strifenineteen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I member

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Future Rufus had the voice of Worf from Star Trek? Yeah, I ‘member...good times

  • @culturedswine8880
    @culturedswine8880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Kim Possible 2002 : “Were Gunna Be Badass , Kickass , Make Kids Inspired
    Kim Possible 2019 : “Look Everyone’s A Pussy Now A Days So Heres Your Refund”

    • @maxwellschwass
      @maxwellschwass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kim possible when she sees a challenging opponent or villain that looks cool or badass
      Cartoon version: I don't give two shits that you are more awesome than me, I will kick your fucking ass
      Live action version: I'vE nEvEr SeEn SoMeOnE tHaT iS bEtTeR tHaN mE

  • @TheJamaicanPhoenix
    @TheJamaicanPhoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Not gonna lie y'all, I felt brain cells die watching the clips from the movie. My god, those poor KP fans.

    • @ryantheanimator1156
      @ryantheanimator1156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That basically every fandom's feeling when a beloved classic getting live action remake/ reboot.

    • @javirios3107
      @javirios3107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why do you guys trust disney with your beloved characters? Honest to god question.
      I just watched this to laugh. I'd never expect anything good from them.

    • @wildefice1
      @wildefice1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am a big KP fan and I just found out this movie exists
      and I am all the sadder for it :(

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wildefice1 That's me... Especially when I'm reminded it exists. It's like ripping open an old wound. 😭😭😭

    • @disgruntledcashier503
      @disgruntledcashier503 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      the shot of them descending into the lair at 22:49 was the cheapest looking piece of shit shot I've ever seen. It looks like a high schooler who just bought a green-screen made that shot

  • @Megaproductions302
    @Megaproductions302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    I honestly thought this movie wasn’t real and that it was a fan film but I honestly think a fan film would be better than this.

    • @pwalt9716
      @pwalt9716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      aren't all fan films better than the actual thing?!

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Of course the fan film would be better. Fan films are passion projects, this is half-assed garbage.

    • @AngelicFireIce
      @AngelicFireIce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's because fans love the show to much to fuck it up the way Disney did.

    • @Megaproductions302
      @Megaproductions302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shanethefilmmaker i am well aware I didn’t need the long speech lol.

    • @Megaproductions302
      @Megaproductions302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr J depends on a lot of things. Some fan films I’ve seen were awful cause of either painful acting or certain constraints on budget.

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    What's up with Disney killing animated shows and movies?

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Its because animation Is outdated and childish.....said The company that pretty much MADE ANIMATION IN THE FIRST OLACE

    • @FeliX-TobiYahs-C
      @FeliX-TobiYahs-C 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's a *shame*

    • @klimmr
      @klimmr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Their salvation seems to be what they're doing with the Disney Afternoon.

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This isn't just killing, it's messily butchering. Hacking away with no regard, just wanting to get any amount of meat out of it.

    • @DemiTrusdale3
      @DemiTrusdale3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Putting money toward Disney tv animation was mike Eisner’s thing, he’s not in charge anymore.

  • @marvelstuff445
    @marvelstuff445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Mom, Aunt Becky thinks she's a pop star again." Lmao!

  • @ThanksHermione
    @ThanksHermione 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    How come there weren't any adults supervising the soccer tryout to prevent Kim from being appointed equipment manager instead of a player? Doesn't the coach make those decisions?

    • @MrDante102
      @MrDante102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes that is true but fuck logic

    • @Flamehedgehog
      @Flamehedgehog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude are you seriously asking why there no logic in a live action Disney movie?
      (Note this isn't me hateing on Disney this is just me saying that these movies (or any form of fiction really) don't follow regular logic)

  • @Scgod2
    @Scgod2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Ron: "Complain complain complain, ...when life gives you lemons."
    Drakken: "Complain about the lemons!"
    Thanks Disney for being my childhood, and ruining it at the same time.

    • @FireFog44
      @FireFog44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You know what they say: either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.

    • @shanehandy8601
      @shanehandy8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@FireFog44 Well in that case, Disney is one major villain.

    • @JoeRossProductions
      @JoeRossProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All you ever do is complain

    • @CrimsonID4
      @CrimsonID4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?

    • @DeathReviews
      @DeathReviews 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When Life gives me lemons, I give them Death!
      Demand to see Life's manager! I don't want your dang lemons - what am I supposed to do with these? I'm the guy who's gonna burn your house down - with the LEMONS!

  • @isaacgleeth3609
    @isaacgleeth3609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "Ever wonder where Zac and Cody went?" Well, Cody, despite his brains, did go on to become a real Jughead.

    • @mychaeljones7526
      @mychaeljones7526 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ......perfect......

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually, I thinl they are doing fine. Weren't they helping poor foreigners at one point?

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love Jughead 😍

    • @angstaboyproductions5700
      @angstaboyproductions5700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, they're in Paris and Cody is shaking his bun buns for each and every one of them. Anyone got that reference.

    • @TDI_CharlieBrown
      @TDI_CharlieBrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, guess what. That show has the exact problems this movie has. Except ten times worse.

  • @vgngolley341
    @vgngolley341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    14:38 That backflip was so unnecessary that even Randy Cunningham will be annoyed by her

  • @hyperx72
    @hyperx72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    "was your mother a grappling hook?!"
    -Nostalgia Critic

    • @jdgjordan
      @jdgjordan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "No she a Jewish lesbian god level witch."

    • @MrHarshverdhan
      @MrHarshverdhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was so out of nowhere.

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny thing, I could see Drakken saying that line in the show. Just fits his personality.

  • @vicedea
    @vicedea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    This movie is the equivalent to putting Totally Spies and Kim Possible in a blender.
    Edit:well dammit you took my joke

    • @elemomnialpha
      @elemomnialpha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      There's nowhere near enough fetishes in this for Totally Spies to have been involved

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Vice Dress But a Kim Possible/Totally Spies crossover would've been so much cooler.

    • @ianr.navahuber2195
      @ianr.navahuber2195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@elemomnialpha I watched Totally Spies (at least the crossover with Martin Mystery).
      the live action kim possible wishes she could be as cool asthe totally spies.

    • @Cerebrum123
      @Cerebrum123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah, that might have actually been good. I'm not even sure what to call this atrocity.

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please, Totally Spies was badass compared to this dumspter fire. It doesnt even deserved to be called a Kim Possible movie.

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    **sees title**
    Ooh, he's reviewing the TV show or so--
    **sees thumbnail**
    No... NO...! They didn't!

    • @dominiqueradford9469
      @dominiqueradford9469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh yes they did

    • @nicolasreyesgarcia6609
      @nicolasreyesgarcia6609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes they do, Wanna help me hunting down the maniacs who do this

    • @maximumrisk2004
      @maximumrisk2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr?

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nicolasreyesgarcia6609
      Y E S.
      **cocks shotgun**

    • @inky5574
      @inky5574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Mr_Original I only saw some episodes but what the heck? *unsheathes machete*

  • @nickgardner8594
    @nickgardner8594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    He’s not doing an impression of Ron. It’s actually his voice.

  • @thedrake5072
    @thedrake5072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    How many clichés can we fit into a live action remake of a beloved TV Show on the Disney channel?
    Disney: *YES*

    • @landongraves9194
      @landongraves9194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should have said
      Disney: Hold my beer

    • @MonoDree
      @MonoDree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@landongraves9194
      Which is another over used joke which equals to a Cliche. Clever

    • @landongraves9194
      @landongraves9194 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MonoDree exactly

  • @Iffy350
    @Iffy350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    “This is Disney. When have they done anything wrong recently?”
    Everyone: Literally Everything!

    • @bluenitethewarrior9332
      @bluenitethewarrior9332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Besides marvel. And a few good shows.

    • @SilverPlayer2002
      @SilverPlayer2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MDM: What about Marvel?

    • @ImAFatNerd90
      @ImAFatNerd90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Except Far From Home, Toy Story 4, Endgame, Infinity War, and the rest of the MCU except for Dark World.

    • @ImAFatNerd90
      @ImAFatNerd90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Iffy350 Why do you hate Disney?

    • @moondoria8401
      @moondoria8401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Iffy350 Especially Wreck It Ralph 2

  • @DaneTheDane
    @DaneTheDane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    "They're not making a Gravity Falls movie, are they?"
    DO *NOT* GIVE THEM IDEAS, DOUG!!!

    • @bigmacsama
      @bigmacsama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Too late, he just did

    • @JAMESk3gs
      @JAMESk3gs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      NO GOD PLEASE NO

    • @CAPappy
      @CAPappy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As long as it’s made by the same team who made the original and Disney doesn’t step in to make edits It would be fine

    • @Flamehedgehog
      @Flamehedgehog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As long as it animated and made mostly by the original creators of the show if it becomes a live action movies though God help us all.

    • @vocaberri
      @vocaberri 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigmacsama PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING, I BEG OF YOU

  • @vwgames49
    @vwgames49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    7:01 That's not an impression. That actor actually sounds like that

  • @micdrop344
    @micdrop344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    What's the sitch, Critic?
    *Sees title card
    Ohhhhhhh, this gonna be ggoooodd!

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2:14 In the movie she said she "started saving the day a few years ago" It is an origin story and it's a different continuity. Please pay attention next time Critic.

    • @oldmandeadpool1064
      @oldmandeadpool1064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @icecream does that change the fact it’s a pos adaptation?

    • @mostmelon
      @mostmelon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True story, this movie has 100% on rotten tomatoes.

    • @oldmandeadpool1064
      @oldmandeadpool1064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @mostmelon based on six nobodies that wasted their time. Ones from polygon so I’m assuming their an assortment of people who don’t real entertainment and just unnecessary drama and progressive pandering that’s as shallow as a kiddy pool.

    • @Bluemansonic
      @Bluemansonic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@icecreamhero2375 but that's not how her origin story was...

  • @inky5574
    @inky5574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Movie Logic: Villains know where Kim Possible goes to school. Doesn't take this as an opportunity to kill her.

    • @karolnowak6423
      @karolnowak6423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Counterlogic: In cartoon, Drakken and Shego KNEW EXACTLY where Kim has gone to school AND preschool from the BEGINNING of the show (Tick Tock episode) AND used it in both specials, but only to inflitrate - themselves as chlidren in A Sitch in Time and sending Eric to infiltrate in So the Drama).
      Also, Kim never kept that a secret anyway, people KNEW it who she was, she never had a secret identity or anything like that.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe the think the homework will do it for them.

    • @vladimirplantin6307
      @vladimirplantin6307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@karolnowak6423 Or maybe they wanna focus more on taking over the world than they do on just spending their time, energy, and resources on what they likely consider to be just one little teenage girl.

    • @graymatter8946
      @graymatter8946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like how Rita Repulsa from Power Rangers knows where the command center is, but doesn’t bother to launch a full on attack.

    • @ChasehaWing
      @ChasehaWing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kim Possible has no secret identity. All her villians could know where she went to school, who her parents were, where they lived and about all her friends.
      They just never acted on those cliches because A.) They were more invested in their own evil plans/ aesthetics. And B.)... they got their asses kicked by Kim Possible when she was relaxed, making it personal would be FAR more painful when they lost!
      Also none of them were really sadists. They just had goals that aligned themselves outside a legal system

  • @mgproductions2007
    @mgproductions2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I literally screamed "REALLY?!" when she started flipping to pick up her papers at 15:35

    • @garrettschnaufer9983
      @garrettschnaufer9983 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, who in the world would do that? It’s simply easy, just walk, pick up the papers, and give them to the person it belongs to.

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr ปีที่แล้ว +20

    26:40 You're super close to having me compare this to Velma. That's a line Kim Possible should not cross.

    • @aussieman3021
      @aussieman3021 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And what the live-action Kim Possible said about her spy outfit being too cartoony was comparable to Mindy Kaling's Velma saying "It's code for adults who still watch cartoons".

  • @bigoldinosaur
    @bigoldinosaur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    "I cannot take over the world with the pink and the sparkles." Says the guy who was on My Little Pony...the very show that has taken over the world with the pink and the sparkles.

  • @NamelessGamer29
    @NamelessGamer29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Hey guys it could be worse. At least there's no live-action Dora the Explorer mov...
    oh yeah

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      watch the college humor trailer for it, it makes things so much better

    • @linkstering
      @linkstering 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How is that a bad thing the actress is freaking gorgeous and the movie doesn't look that bad. I mean at least it looks like they put in a decent amount of effort into it.

    • @Pikachu2Ash
      @Pikachu2Ash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@linkstering Regardless it being done by Michael Bay, rarely is he ever good nowadays.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ever seen the "Dora the Grownup" vids?

    • @Servellion
      @Servellion 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm more in awe that Swiper is being played by Del Toro and Boots is done by Danny fucking Trejo. What. the. fuck. I actually kinda want to see it if only to see how *that* turns out.

  • @countdooku7152
    @countdooku7152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Please review the Fat Albert movie with Keenan Thompson!

  • @1805movie
    @1805movie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "I guess wearing the same thing all the time...kind of felt cartoony...after a bit?"
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Oh brother, this guy stinks!*

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    A Totally Spies reference was legit the last thing I ever expected out of a Nostalgic Critic video. 😁👌

    • @daneray9594
      @daneray9594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know. You might say it was...totally unexpected.

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And somehow that show is probably better than this film (From what I remember).

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a fan of both shows.... And being ashamed of being a fan of totally spies........ He hit the nail on the goddamn fucking head with that joke....... Now I'm gonna go eat a gun in hateful depression.....

    • @reyfan011
      @reyfan011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was and am still a fan of totally spies and have no shame about it. Yes it’s loaded with dated lingo and everything looks cutesy, but I just loved how goofy those 3 were.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reyfan011 I still do enjoy that............ But Hearing three Valley girls go off for what feels like Ten thousand years really does a fucking number do you..... the head expploding gag wasnt that far off

  • @BiopticMatt652
    @BiopticMatt652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Kim: *drops pencil*
    Also Kim: GRAPPLING HOOK!
    Mabel from gravity falls: Am I a joke to you?

    • @elemental9538
      @elemental9538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s Disney all original(Good original) things are a joke

    • @deoxys3869
      @deoxys3869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Batman: I use a grappling hook to get up or across tall buildings. You however, use it for purposes that don’t require it. If you wanna be like me, cut down on the grappling hook and use it like I do

    • @Sonicfan-yb3pv
      @Sonicfan-yb3pv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Webby from ducktales: am I also a joke to you

    • @emred4653
      @emred4653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh kim possible was years before gravity falls

    • @jakeystarsuper
      @jakeystarsuper 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Excuse me Kim had a grappling hook BEFORE MABEL
      So fuck you mabel fangirl or boy

  • @calebjmelendez
    @calebjmelendez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Nancy Cartwright (Rufus) and Patton Oswald (Proffesor Dementor) are the only actors that reprise their roles in this movie.

    • @Adamkalb1
      @Adamkalb1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If this live action Kim Possible could get Patton Oswalt to play a live action Professor Dementor, I bet they totally could have gotten Patrick Warburton to play a live action Mr. Barkin. July 13, 2019, 4:05pm

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Adamkalb1 Not only a funnier actor, but he LOOKS like the real Mr. Barkin on top of that. While I largely isn't a fan of her on her own, Ilovekimpossiblealot has a great joke regarding the casting

    • @redhoodjasontodd6089
      @redhoodjasontodd6089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait those are the real voice actors? Huh neat

    • @PrincessAshley972
      @PrincessAshley972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Adamkalb1 yea they actually tried to get him. unfortunately, he was busy at the time filming A Series of Unfortunate Events