I have a huge appreciation for morticians because I lost my mother recently. The mortician that took care of her was above and beyond anything I’d ever imagine. He really cared and made sure everything was exactly as I asked for. I did request him to allow me to do my mother’s makeup and he let me go into the mortuary and do it. It was heavy. It’s something that I will carry with me forever.
what i love most about how he answers questions is he actually answers them. no going around the question or anything, just direct answers and explanations. hes so insightful its wonderful
I've met actually a few morticians in my life. One thing they all had in common was that they all had a good sense of humor. I guess you need that for this job, otherwise you would go insane.
@@jimcanterak7349 he probably wishes to help families see their loved ones off in a good way, by making them look better before being buried, or maybe he was just simply curious on bodies. It’s just like doctors. Doctors and surgeons like to cut people up and twist around their organs. You don’t think they’re sociopaths too, right?
Aw. This guy is so sincere. His response to the question saying how he feels just as sad now as when his grandpa passed a few months ago had me sending virtual hugs.
The suit, the glasses, the gelled hair, the way he speaks, his face, his name… he belongs in a Tim burton movie, Immediately. There is no reason he should be *this* fit for his job💀
"I've probably put on more bras than I've taken off" The fact that this can make you laugh when talking about dead bodies is impressive. He has a great sense of humor.
Most people who are lucky enough like elderly or people who are knowing they will die soon actually are asked to call people like him before hand to see how much everything will cost.
This guy is freaking hilarious. The sense of humor he has (though it looked like it cut a little close) is wonderful. And honestly thinking about it, I'm sure lots of people die without a bra (like heart attack in the shower or what not) so he's probably put on 100's if not more. So unless you're an alpha Chad (/s)... he's got us all beat
@@DirtyLillNeo I don't think it matters what you wore when you died... If you watched the whole thing, about all the fluids, cleaning etc, then surely they will put on clean clothes.
Being a funeral director and the staff, is one of those jobs that you must have extreme compassion. You're working with people during their lowest, saddest, vulnerablest time. Most people like me had no idea but I was fortunate to have a great director and his staff to support, help and guide me during my father's funeral. They show so much compassion and empathy. Its not an easy job or not a job a lot of people go for so thank you to all funeral directors.
So on my granddads funeral,I accidentally stumbled on a mortician doing their job... I know, chilling. I didn't have the strength to go for viewing at first so I was among the last once to do so. Entered the wrong door. And you know what, I would say that I am glad I did. Changed my perspective on death. So the bodies were being washed but with such tremendous care. Really eased me up just knowing there's someone taking care of you. The guy was obviously shocked, but I guess he saw that I was not scared just processing the moment. He was so chill and he actually assisted me himself rather than calling in a nurse to do so. He even gave me the greatest advice on death "it is sad but it is just life... It'll happen to everyone of us"
You not weird this info has helped me feel a bit more peaceful my baby daughter died 4 yrs ago and I had her cremated and learning how funeral homes do their job brought me peace i didnt know i needed.
“I’ve probably put on more bras than I’ve taken off in my life.....does that answer your question?” This guy is honestly funnier than most people I know
@@leftblank131 bruh, beating zombies is really the easiest task for humanity, think about it, they are basically dead meat, they would freeze in cold environments and explode in hot environments, they don't have a brain, they don't feel pain nor fear and they cannot cure damaged body parts. Don't forget their only way to reproduce is by facing their biggest enemy. And dude, humanity is specialized in killing things, we brought species to extinction without effort. If a zombie apocalypse hits the world, go to your favourite videogame store, buy a couple of games and just enjoy the free vacation.
@@xan8466 He means you get demonitized and in trouble for saying a bunch of stuff to the point where you might as well not be able to say anything you actually want to.
I wonder why a lot of morticians dress vintage like that, there was a mini docu series on this one female mortician that was literally the female version of this guy humor and all lol
the thing about working with dead bodies is you are always reminded of deaths and the end of life. And this kind of thoughts can seriously change someone....
.... and then takes off his apron once the meal preparation is complete and it’s ready. He grabs his plate and gets his sparkling clean utensils ready, knives and forks. Says a quick prayer to Satan and proceeds to dig in by first cutting off a slice of thigh flesh; seasons it with the finest Moroccan spices and takes a huge bite with a big grin on his face 😈
I literally cant think of a better name for a mortician than Victor M. Sweeney. If I made him a book character everyone would call me too on-the-nose lol
I watched his episodes after my grandma passed away. I had so many questions about the embalming process and preparation for the funeral. These episodes were so helpful. ❤
There's something weirdly "wholesome" about hearing him talk about death in the most uncomplicated and natural way. He could as well tell you how to make breakfast, it's so "normal" when he talks. I like it. And he has great humour.
Right?? I'm not sure what different qualifications you'd need to teach this stuff, but if he ever wants to switch it up a bit, he could be an amazing teacher of this exact thing, I can't imagine there's too many mortician's that also double as a teacher quite as well as he does
@@rhyscybulskiepost4500 or a professor in college, god knows most professors don’t know what they teach and he’d really motivate me if I ever take a class with a teacher like him
Chances are he is, in a small way. It's very common that nurses and other health care personal gets to meet a mortician during their education in order to get a better glimpse of how the process of death looks like
When the mortician said "ah, I love this username... 'future corpse'" and then looked directly at the camera and said "aren't we all" i felt an emotion that doesn't exist.
@@kimberlyjennings618 Why do you people to this? Christians just can't stop pushing their beliefs on others. It's such disgusting behavior, especially in the context or mourning and grief.
I used to be a Catholic liturgic musician as a side gig. We used to refer to Joncas’ On Eagle’s Wings as the Yoo Hoo song because of the first words sung. This was one of the most requested songs for a funeral…and one of the trickiest for a non-confident singer because the first sung word’s note is not part of the accompanying instruments’ chord. Victor’s Swedish Chef’s version solves this dilemma!
Surgeon's tools be like "I'm all fine, technical and fancy and try not to hurt people as much." Mortician's tools be like "I'm a big pointy medieval pipe and I drain things. And hurting you isn't a big concern anymore, lol."
@@joshh.2159 Yeah, he is pretty casual about it and it's slightly disconcerting, lol. And it's kinda funny too. I get it, he's so used to it and I like how he addressed that it has not changed him though. How he feels about, or looks at death, it still affects him as much as anyone when it's someone close which like him, is something I always wondered too. Like how desensitized do they become and how does that change their personality? And he answered that quite well. Seems like a cool and very normal dude. The only TH-cam Mortician I knew of before him was "Ask a Mortician", Caitlin Doughty. She's fun and very chill too and quite normal but I don't think she's ever addressed that question, but of course, I haven't seen every one of her episodes either, so maybe.
@@squeakyevil4 Oh yeah, some surgery tools are mightly large and scary and pretty medieval, but a lot of their tools are much more refined and advanced and for good reason. You're still gonna be alive after they are done and in pain as it is. I love modern medical tools, absolute marvels of engineering and far beyond what I ever thought possible. Such a vast difference and I think "minimally invasive" is one of the best ideas ever and they took it to an amazing level already and still going. Mortician tools are about function and simpler, no need to be complex and worry about injury, pain, recovery, death etc. lol. I'm sure there's plenty of crossover though, yeah, some surgery tools, you just can't really improve on and they are equally useful and highly functional for both fields. But they can be equally scary looking to the Mortician's tools, lol. And old medical tools were the stuff of nightmares too. I still cringe at trapanning kits, lol. Orthopedics is some crazy stuff, those folks gotta be in good shape and literally wrestle patients and their bones, lol. I bet they have some wicked tools and I've seen a few surgeries on video.
Years ago, I worked in a hospital's material services department. Part of the job's duties was we had to restock the morgue's supply of cadaver kits. The kits contained a body bag, a toe tag, and a pack of sterilized tools the mortician needs to do their job. This was also a highly interesting job because I got to see the true "behind the scenes" of a hospital. Material services does light janitorial details like emptying the trash cans in patient rooms, reloading the crash carts the doctors and nurses use, reload the dispensers with medication doses, and sometimes I'd even be asked to help wheel a patient out for discharge which felt really good to do.
Imagine a dead person watching over their own funeral, and they had been given a haircut, and are just like "Aw man- why didn't I cut my hair like that when I was alive"
I love how the guy that works with dead bodies is one of the most positive and extroverted people i've seen in this channel. Perhaps working with the living is more stressful than the dead
Watch Part 2 with Victor here! >> th-cam.com/video/Pon4Zux5MaQ/w-d-xo.html
I watched it, hes just as awesome in this video
Fuckin legend
Lets Go!
whys he kinda...
@@beeamenace BUSSIN
THANK YOU 🙏
He is the mortici'est mortician i've ever seen
*> is named Victor Sweeney*
*> dark sense of humour*
*> well dressed and charismatic*
trueee
And looks like one too
He doesn't like cats tho
Amen!
@@MollymaukT omg i love this man so MUCH JUST KISS ME ALREADY VICTOR
"Ive probably put on more bras than I took off in my life" I cried
I was dying laughin
I paused and he video and screeched it gave me so many emotions
i shat tears WHAEHHAA
Probably. So it's close enough for uncertainty.
Yeah lmfaoo
he seems like the type of guy to tell the dead body he is working on a joke and then after a couple seconds he says "wow tough crowd"
this comment sent me omg hahaha
LMAO
I’d laugh in the after life
I’m dead 😂
@@sirmize1230 I guess you'll see him soon then 😂
I watched this 2 years ago, now I'm a funeral directors assistant. Thanks wired 👌
NIIICE! That's great! I'm proud of you. +Victor
Wow, that’s awesome! Congratulations 😊
Amazing!! Congratulations 🤗
Yoooo congrats!!!
CONGRATS
This guy's career options were:
1. Mortician
2. Butler in haunted mansion
Nice one Jon
The fact that your name is John without the h... Is this a new version of John...The funny ones?
@@jzarvi it's short for Jonathan
No. He’s weird, not spooky. (A nice weird.)
DUDE 🤣🤣idk why this made me laugh so hard, but goddamit….
"Future corpse, aren't we all"
Reality slapped on the face.
Literally got to this comment and read it as he said it. 😂
Hysterical
@@Azaile me too😂😂
It is what it is
best line
He's dressed EXACTLY how I would expect a mortician to be dressed
Don't forget the hair
He's dressed like a nerd.
@@nonconformist36 he’s dressed like an assistant
ok
@@nonconformist36 have you ever seen a mortician that isnt dressed like a nerd
I have a huge appreciation for morticians because I lost my mother recently. The mortician that took care of her was above and beyond anything I’d ever imagine. He really cared and made sure everything was exactly as I asked for. I did request him to allow me to do my mother’s makeup and he let me go into the mortuary and do it. It was heavy. It’s something that I will carry with me forever.
My family wouldn't let me do my mom's hair n make up,in which I always cut n colored her hair😢
Do they really sew the eyes shut?
@@MargoHardy yes, im pretty sure its optional tho
Sorry to hear that, hope both you and your mother are at peace ❤
and charged you more than you pay in your mortgage or rent
"Victor M. Sweeney"
The most victorian-era name ever for a mortician
I was thinking that too omg
The M stands for mortician lol
I'm sorry I need to do this...
SWING YOUR RAZOR WIDE, SWEENEY! HOLD IT TO THE SKY!
im your thousand like
@@evelynnart37 I am disgusted, revolted, and nauseous because this is so on point. Thanks.
*whips out embalming fluid*
"You forgot the blue flavor"
I love this man
im disappointed he didnt fill the bottle with something like blue gatorade and then drink it
That probably taste like bubblegum
@@beansowles not at all food safe to be doing that. Now if he could get a similar shaped bottle and transfer the sticker over, that would be awesome
@@AuntyAwesome i think that's what they meant
@@beansowles naw cuz then idiots on tik tok would think it's real and then the chugging embalming fluid challenges will start.
"I've put on more bras than I've taken off"
Bruh ima need this guy's services after that one
I died after he said that. LMAO xD
@@rotenhoko well good thing hes a mortician right lol
He said “probably” though 😂
@@catalyst_8759 then wander off somewhere when it’s time to go lol
He should tell everyone he makes ove 65k a year, then he will be taking off more bras than putting them on.
what i love most about how he answers questions is he actually answers them. no going around the question or anything, just direct answers and explanations. hes so insightful its wonderful
His name is Victor M. Sweeney. This is exactly the name I would give a funeral director if I was writing a novel. He was destined for this job.
That's awesome
Very Sweeny Todd haha
Hahaha. 😂😂😂
Omg LOL when I saw that his name was Victor Sweeney, I thought the same thing !!
The only last name better than that would be Addams 😂
This guy clearly puts the "fun" in funeral.
word
YOU beat me to it!!!!
He also puts the L in funeral
fun pronounced fyoon in fyoo-nr-uhl
Underrated comment. 😂
"Are we buried with unpood poo"
"That's a great question"
This guy should be a kindergarten teacher
"the poo is up to you" is the best answer ever as well lol
Mortician+kindergarten teacher=same energy
I'm not entirely sure a guy who works with dead bodies would be a fantastic choice for Kindergarten but, absoluetly at the same time, yk what I mean?
Considering the theme, it's a good question.
Thank you for a story Idea-
Time to make a webtoon-
I've met actually a few morticians in my life. One thing they all had in common was that they all had a good sense of humor. I guess you need that for this job, otherwise you would go insane.
Why does he look exactly how I'd imagine a mortician to look like
He reminds me of the medic
@@jairohernandez5962 except not as psychotic and morbid lol
Hahahahahhaha I thought the exact same thing 🤣 cool guy, tho.
also his name is Victor which seems very fitting
For real tho
"Victor M. Sweeney" is the most morticiany name a mortician could have.
Somehow this makes sense
Attend the tale.
That’s exactly what I thought! 😂 he fits the job so well
The “M” stands for “Mortician”
how is this accurate
He's not a psychopath or a sociopath, the man just knows what he's talking about. It's his job.
Well you must be a psychopath or a sociopath to seek such a job.
@@jimcanterak7349 Well if people didn’t seek this job imagine how disgusting funerals would be
PANZCAKE I mean you can’t really be a empathetic/sympathetic person for this job
Jim Canterak 120-140k a year sounds like a good deal lmao
@@jimcanterak7349 he probably wishes to help families see their loved ones off in a good way, by making them look better before being buried, or maybe he was just simply curious on bodies. It’s just like doctors. Doctors and surgeons like to cut people up and twist around their organs. You don’t think they’re sociopaths too, right?
Aw. This guy is so sincere. His response to the question saying how he feels just as sad now as when his grandpa passed a few months ago had me sending virtual hugs.
He looks like who a hollywood casting director would pick for a romcom about a charming, attractive but quirky mortician. lol
Ngl I'd absolutely watch that movie
@@micro-babe me too honestly
YES
He is attractive tho, he does look like an actor
My thoughts exactly
The suit, the glasses, the gelled hair, the way he speaks, his face, his name… he belongs in a Tim burton movie, Immediately. There is no reason he should be *this* fit for his job💀
Fax
His name is Victor M Sweeney I can’t-
@@user-vf9to2it8g i-
He looks like a Tim Burton batman villain
He would be a good fit for Smalls dad in The Sandlot
imagine him being dead, his funeral is getting prepared and he suddenly wakes up and says *no no no you're doing it wrong*
I’m dead
🤣
@@afkaustin not yet
@@afkaustin underrated comment
Oop
Victor is such a perfect mortician (the way he dresses, how he looks and speaks, and his wits) that he’s almost like an actor (yes it’s a compliment)
I get what you mean. If he was in a movie you'd talk about how the actor absolutely nailed the role. He is just the Platonic Ideal of a mortician
Victor M Sweeny is the most mortician name ever. He's straight out of a Victorian novel.
Or a Tim burton movie.
@@elmore707 yes just yes😂😂
@@elmore707 I was looking for this
@@elmore707
Like a mixture of Victor van Dort and Sweeney Todd =D
He also look like one, or he looks like a classic adult geek/nerd
"I've probably put on more bras than I've taken off"
The fact that this can make you laugh when talking about dead bodies is impressive. He has a great sense of humor.
I literally popped into the comments section after this statement hahhah
@@munishanaidu5837 same😂
He's awesoome xD
@@munishanaidu5837 lol same.
i totally lol! 🤣 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
I love how he’s referring to dead people like they’re his customers.
Technically they are lmao 💀
I'd like to see a karen ghost wanting to speak to this guy's manager
Aren’t they though?
Im dead lMAO--😭😭🤚
Most people who are lucky enough like elderly or people who are knowing they will die soon actually are asked to call people like him before hand to see how much everything will cost.
Holy cow the way he said "aren't we all" at 5:22 had me dying!
Literally!
Him ending the video :”I’ll see you soon “ *sweat intensifies
🤣🤣🤣
😅🤣
I feel like that’s a threat /j
🤣🤣😂😂
😭😂
you CANNOT have a name like "victor m. sweeney" and do anything BUT be a mortician bro
You could also be a barber...
@@ProcrastiNathan_ you're right, i didn't think of that
Mans looks exactly like a mortician named victor m sweeney too
Sweeney todd
@@ProcrastiNathan_ He is. He cuts hair on the deceased. 😅
"I've probably put on more bras than I've taken off"
comedy gold right there
👀
@nury lee the look on his face added to it too
omg his face when he said that...priceless..
He was sad 😭 when he said that
i am not sure why i came to watch this video but now your comment is a potential reason to come back to it again
"I've put on more bras than I've taken off" literally has me in tears
Same😂😂😂😂 Like oh?
Yeah i immediately started laughing when i heard that loool
😂
Love how somewhat disturbed he looked thinking about it 😂
I aint being buried with a bra after spending lifetime with it! 😤
"I have probably put on more bra's, than I have taken off in my life"'
This is a man who will never lie, I trust him already.
Ikr
This guy is freaking hilarious. The sense of humor he has (though it looked like it cut a little close) is wonderful. And honestly thinking about it, I'm sure lots of people die without a bra (like heart attack in the shower or what not) so he's probably put on 100's if not more. So unless you're an alpha Chad (/s)... he's got us all beat
@@DirtyLillNeo I don't think it matters what you wore when you died... If you watched the whole thing, about all the fluids, cleaning etc, then surely they will put on clean clothes.
@@benjaminvdvyt so what your saying is, he's even more of a legend than before lol
@le Zanji he's only that if it gets him hard!
This guy looks exactly how I'd think a mortician would look.
And his name is Victor M. Sweeney. Seems fitting.
He really does😂
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Dark sense of humour, calm and collected, neatly dressed, and well spoken. *Yeah he's definately a mortician.*
He’s a vampire too
Or a vampire serial killer....
He makes these topics sound pleasing and interesting.
And a name like Victor M. Sweeney. Yeah definitely a mortician.
Hes a redditor
It’s so crazy that this guys has become an instant watch for me. Dude is the most likeable guy ever
His aesthetic fits his occupation SO WELL ITS CRIMINAL
@@user-vf9to2it8g it’s just 22 grown kids running after a ball with an extremely toxic fan base.
@@nineten9011 Is that not every sport
@@superjay12g85 Sometimes it's only 10
@@nineten9011 If you're trying to dumb it down for a caveman that's exactly what it is but it's really fun just super tiring
Honestly truly !
The spiky eyelid contact horrified me, and for personal reasons, I simply won't be dying.
Count me in too.
good luck with that
@@lordfeder3559 it's easy, just don't die
@Coffee & Tea I'm in
Understandable, have a nice day.
His parents chose his profession when they named him Victor Sweeney
Sorry my first language is not English but could you explain me what does Sweeney mean? Like I didn't understand the comment 😅
@@ku_ukiii It's probably like a reference to a character named Sweeney Todd
@@ku_ukiii it's just his surname :)
@@ku_ukiii Sweeney means well-disposed
Like naming your child "Jeeves" you basically mapped out his whole life
He is so precious omfg
Can we acknowledge that Victor M Sweeney is the perfect name for a friendly yet creepy mortician
I made your comment 1 k likes
no replies until I refresh lol
I got 1300 likes in an hour wtf
Ram Sweeney..
Sweeney todd
Someone: "What's 2+2?"
This guy: "Well that's a good question,"
We must protect him.
I'll take the night shift
“The short answer is,”
@@imsupergodd1514 the short answer is what huh??????
The short answer is, 4!
Winston Smith type beat
Being a funeral director and the staff, is one of those jobs that you must have extreme compassion. You're working with people during their lowest, saddest, vulnerablest time. Most people like me had no idea but I was fortunate to have a great director and his staff to support, help and guide me during my father's funeral. They show so much compassion and empathy. Its not an easy job or not a job a lot of people go for so thank you to all funeral directors.
The name “Victor M. Sweeney” really sounds like a comic book villain’s name
But in real life, he’s just a polite and professional mortician
He looks scary to me in the most innocent way.
Victor Frankenstein 😯
I mean it combines the names of Dr. Frankenstein and Demonic Barber of Fleet Street. Kinda fitting for a Mortician TBH...
just like a comic book villain
He mentioned cats being inferior to dogs. I'm pretty certain he IS a villain. Many villains have that polite non-threatening look.
the fact that he looks like someone straight out of a Tim Burton movie makes this video 100000 times better.
His last name is literally sweeney.
@@liv4358 lmfao, his full name is Victor M. Sweeney. Freaking golden.
@@madmattgaming3951 That's perfect! Lol
@@madmattgaming3951 double reference!
Even his name fits the aesthetic
He looks like a horror movie antagonist that's actually smart and makes plans for his victims
yes.
More like a cool npc, that would give you strange side quests.
Honestly looks like the reanimator
@@dreamweavergamesyt9939 exactly what he reminded me of, kind of talks like him too
I want this guy to play Black Hand in a Green Lantern movie or something.
So on my granddads funeral,I accidentally stumbled on a mortician doing their job... I know, chilling. I didn't have the strength to go for viewing at first so I was among the last once to do so. Entered the wrong door. And you know what, I would say that I am glad I did. Changed my perspective on death. So the bodies were being washed but with such tremendous care. Really eased me up just knowing there's someone taking care of you.
The guy was obviously shocked, but I guess he saw that I was not scared just processing the moment. He was so chill and he actually assisted me himself rather than calling in a nurse to do so. He even gave me the greatest advice on death "it is sad but it is just life... It'll happen to everyone of us"
It’s weird, isn’t it? We are *all* afraid of death, yet it’s the one universal experience.
His name, style, and profession is straight out of a Tim Burton film
and his last name is Sweeney. lol
ikr it's so crazy
@@TheCatWrangler As another comment said Victor Frankenstein and Sweeny Todd lol
Fr
@@TheCatWrangler no way lmfao
“I’ve put on more bras than I have taken off” this guy is a legend and you can’t convince me otherwise
He is not even ugly or rude. He has such sweet personality and laugh 😭
@@Relevart9169 not ugly? Honestly no one is really ugly on this planet all comes down to personal opinions and different interests in peoples looks
@@robotic7335 No there are ugly people
@@SilkyLew Like you
@@TheBreadSalesman Thanks for agreeing with me.
this guy is so much of a mortician that if he was a character, the author would be criticised for stereotyping lmao love him
330 likes and no reply, k I'll be the first, you're smart
Are we sure he isn't putting it on the stereotype for the cameras?
@@jakestroll6518 Probably, it's mainly his outfit that makes him look stereotypical
not all stereotyping is bad though, it's actually helpful in statistics
Even his name! 😂
Watching this after my mom passed to cope. I feel like a total weirdo, but it helps me feel better. Thank you Mr Sweeny!
You not weird this info has helped me feel a bit more peaceful my baby daughter died 4 yrs ago and I had her cremated and learning how funeral homes do their job brought me peace i didnt know i needed.
@@ythegbey I hope you're doing okay
@@samanthapalus1085 thank you beloved. Wishing you wellness.
“I’ve probably put on more bras than I’ve taken off in my life.....does that answer your question?”
This guy is honestly funnier than most people I know
You gotta be funny, it's a stiff crowd
@@WoodlandDrake 😂😂 good one
He's so funny I literally died
@@WoodlandDrake LMAO
@@pjc0n R.I.P.
This guy is exactly what I would expect a mortician to be like. Calm, professional, dark sense of humor.
Lmao
Exactly
I literally just said this to myself before looking at this comment.
not enough morbid death-related tattoos in my experience but besides that yes he's to a tee haha
Haha "Calm, professional, dark sense of humor" should be this guy Tinder's Bio.
"I've put more bras on then I've taken off." I was howling after that.
Lmao
Pls I keep coming back to this video just for that line lmaoooo
SCREAMING i tell you why did he say that 😭 lmaooo
Same! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
and I still problems removing them on live females,lol...
This video is so extremely healing to me as someone who fears the death of their loved ones
He looks exactly like how Pixar would have drawn a mortician
Yes😂❤️
No
Maybe
So
Maybe
Basically being a mortician is like being a surgeon without the risk of messing up really bad, i like that.
Very true! But there’s also the esthetic part cuz you also do what a makeup artist would do and you fix their hair eccetera so not only surgeon
You might as well become a coroner
that’s literally what i say to explain why i want to be a mortician asdfjgkhllh
Dunno, what if they make a zombie? Those movies never end well...............
@@leftblank131 bruh, beating zombies is really the easiest task for humanity, think about it, they are basically dead meat, they would freeze in cold environments and explode in hot environments, they don't have a brain, they don't feel pain nor fear and they cannot cure damaged body parts. Don't forget their only way to reproduce is by facing their biggest enemy. And dude, humanity is specialized in killing things, we brought species to extinction without effort. If a zombie apocalypse hits the world, go to your favourite videogame store, buy a couple of games and just enjoy the free vacation.
"Put on more bras than I've taken off"
Pouring one out for our soldier
Him looking into the camera
@freedom of speech on YT? lmao dont make me laugh. your username confuses me
the way I snort-laughed when he said that
@@xan8466 He means you get demonitized and in trouble for saying a bunch of stuff to the point where you might as well not be able to say anything you actually want to.
@@xan8466 that's bc you're either 12 or have a teeny tiny little brain
I really appreciate people like this. The ones who do the jobs that are necessary yet the ones that we don't pay attention to or glorify.
"All labor has dignity."
--MLK Jr
“Victor M. Sweeney”
HIS NAME AND CLOTHES FIT HIS JOB SO WELL HES LIKE A TIM BURTON CHARACTER I LOVE IT
EXACTLY CJDKSKDH 💀💀💀
I weirdly wanna see a movie or short about him
I wonder why a lot of morticians dress vintage like that, there was a mini docu series on this one female mortician that was literally the female version of this guy humor and all lol
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
I thought the exact same thing!!!
"I've probably put on more bras than I have taken off" ayeee I'm on board with this charming, self-depricating humour xD
Self burn is always humorous
That one sounded like it hurt him at the end of the sad slow trailing chuckle. lol
@@mikeingyu580 - That's what made it great. The effort at the end, to make you _believe_ it.
I'd let him take off mine. ;-)
@@Digitalhunny yea, lets call it effort 😅
for some one who hangs around dead people all day, this dude is full of life, more than most people I have met.
It's a nice balance. Usually there would be a certain coldness to always being around death alot.
the thing about working with dead bodies is you are always reminded of deaths and the end of life. And this kind of thoughts can seriously change someone....
He's drinking the life out of em
Seriously, this guy seems like a nice cool dude. Hollywood movies/tv really does morticians so dirty always portraying them like some gross creep.
Maybe they suck their life power?...
Why is he so wholesome tho
this is the most Mortician looking Mortician I’ve seen in my life. Even the name. This man was born for this.
Caitlin Doughty is way more mortician looking than your wildest dreams
I just imagined after he became a mortician, he got plastic surgery and changed his name to fit the role.
Right?!
This is a horrible reminder of our mortality and I hate you all for ignoring it
@@jhandlmproductions8344 Mortality is only horrible if you make it that way
this seems like the type of guy u meet late at a bar and never forget
Then you turn around to pick up your drink and look back and he's gone
Totally. Muppets song included
I agree with both yours and @Kino Dizzle 's comment🤣
@@Kinobambino If you have to turn around to pick up your drink, you shouldn’t drink it.
And then you passed away instantly and wake up locked into his basement.
This guy was born to do this for a living. His name, his look, enthusiasm and smarts. He's fascinating
Caitlyn Dought's channel is great.
@@sophierobinson2738 ooohhhh a collab would be so cool!
I thought the exact same thing! Victor Sweeney, like seriously, did his parents know his destiny? lol
Not to mention how well he actually provides expression while reading the questions.
its scary
I love how his first reaction to the drinking embalming fluid question was “you forgot the blue flavour”
I’m sorry but this person looks like movie character: he has THE look, THE name, THE charisma and THE professionalism. Wow!
He looks like James Marsden is playing a mortician 😂
And the job! Classic Mortician
Probably why they picked him for the video... he is a nerdy, cute, yet jockish all at the same time. I’m confused
Caitlin Doughty
Herbert West Reanimator IRL
This would be so iconic if he said "See you soon" at the end-
lmaooo
🤣☠ "literally dying" lol
😆OMG
@@karmakaze7930 he’ll be seeing you soon I guess.
Omg 😂😭
"future corpse? aren't we all?" THIS GUY
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@@icecreamsolider2919 This Guy
Lol I KNOW RIGHT 😆
My man must be so calm in his counsciousness to be a mortician like this. Like seriously.
He looks like the type of person to prepare a body to classical music in a dim lit room with the lights flickering.
He seems really cool tbh
.... and then takes off his apron once the meal preparation is complete and it’s ready. He grabs his plate and gets his sparkling clean utensils ready, knives and forks. Says a quick prayer to Satan and proceeds to dig in by first cutting off a slice of thigh flesh; seasons it with the finest Moroccan spices and takes a huge bite with a big grin on his face 😈
this music in particular starting around 1 minute in
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not lights candles but yes I agree
perfect movie scene
“Future corpse… aren’t we all.”
He must have had to come to terms with that pretty quick.
Shabadubaduba like amibo
@@kieranSI
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@@kieranSI meboo
@@kieranSI cadoosay
"hey, how's our favorite pre-corpse doing?"
- Terry Lesler, Borderline Forever, 2021
Taking out the contacts is good planning, a zombie that can't see is less dangerous.
You're not wrong.
So is cremating one half of the body, i mean what are two legs gonna do?
This actually made me laugh.....you made my day thanks😂😂
You. I like you. That is such a good plan. We should be thinking more about what can we do in case of a zombie apocalypse
@@rehellinenal what if instead of cutting it horizontally, they meant vertically, so left and right side lol
I literally cant think of a better name for a mortician than Victor M. Sweeney. If I made him a book character everyone would call me too on-the-nose lol
"Victor Sweeney" is the most mortician name to ever mortician
Isn't it such a sick name tho
@@sydneyhart-goudeaux9407 right
My family uses a funeral director/mortician whose name is George Michael Gotcha. Both epic mortician names.
it sounds like tim burton named him
like the inventor of the carolina reaper, with the last name currie
He is a real life book character. Everything about him seems so unreal. I'm glad people like him exist in real life.
He seems like those secret serial killers on tv shows
he looks like herbert west
Jay Kim fr fr😭
He looks exactly as I pictured a mortician would look like, it's uncanny.
@@yrenekurtz5268 lmao me too
You know he's a mortician when he says, "fun blood sucking device."
Facts
Or a vampire.
@@elokin300 or both
This ones for closing mouths: *painful clamping sound
@@elokin300 i was gonna make the same joke
I love how this Man Victor was instantly loved and became a Fan Favorite of the Internet
His kids' names are literally Edmund, Arthur and Fiona: that's what I always imagined a mortician to name his kids
ikr
I feel like they have those big kinda “creepy” houses lol
If this man has a pet too, I wonder what the name is going to be.
My house isn’t too creepy, but it is old and big, yeah.
@@kuppa2997 Dog: Vesuvius (name for Hercules)
Cat: Hades
Fish: Poseidon or Oceanus
this guy is so charismatic and professional, that if he ever becomes a serial killer, no one would ever find out because he has the perfect cover.
He might be one already 🤷🏼♀️ . I think the mortician David Sconce was a serial killer.
He could already be one you know, he has a good job to get rid of the evidence.
Hes got the perfect cover
hmmm... this seems awfully familiar
i’d suspect him first pls 😭
This guy is so incredibly charismatic, it's like Eddie Redmayne is playing a Mortician
Yes! Totally!
Or James Marsden.
OH Thanks for this comment I knew he looked familiar
Oh my god yes!!! So true
Or Jeff Goldblum.
why is this man so fine...like he's smart asf too
real
Came here to say the same thing 😅😂
“Future corpse:” *looks at camera smiling, office style* “aren’t we all”. He said that so happily
I mean, it’s true 🤷🏻♂️
@@victorm.sweeney8828 Oh hello jolly corpse man, how are you?
Its good for business I guess!
Grim, but funny
“Victor M. Sweeney - Mortician” the name, the title, the looks PERFECT
The M stands for mortician
Dude looks like Rick Moranis
@@Elizabeth-ll4tt Yeah, looks like…
Sweeney ... Uhm ... Todd?
@@infledermaus the Demon B̶a̶r̶b̶e̶r̶ Mortician of Fleet Street
“future corpse: aren’t we all”
i love this man.
I paused the video and looked for this comment. XDD
I had to pause 😂
@@LaVozdelSilencio1000 same here. I’m curious how many morticians takes selfies with those dearly departed in the background?
None that want to keep their licenses to practice!
@@victorm.sweeney8828 hahahahaha
I watched his episodes after my grandma passed away. I had so many questions about the embalming process and preparation for the funeral. These episodes were so helpful. ❤
There's something weirdly "wholesome" about hearing him talk about death in the most uncomplicated and natural way. He could as well tell you how to make breakfast, it's so "normal" when he talks. I like it. And he has great humour.
That is so nice of you to say.
-guy on the video
@Malaska Man that's some recent comments hahahahahha
Also great video Victor! Great job handling dead bodies, I could never do it
the energy this man releases is just so pure
@@victorm.sweeney8828 ey
This guy should be a teacher, he's pretty good at helping the audience understand his profession.
Right?? I'm not sure what different qualifications you'd need to teach this stuff, but if he ever wants to switch it up a bit, he could be an amazing teacher of this exact thing, I can't imagine there's too many mortician's that also double as a teacher quite as well as he does
@@rhyscybulskiepost4500 or a professor in college, god knows most professors don’t know what they teach and he’d really motivate me if I ever take a class with a teacher like him
@@rhyscybulskiepost4500 mans appears to have the ability to teach in general
Chances are he is, in a small way. It's very common that nurses and other health care personal gets to meet a mortician during their education in order to get a better glimpse of how the process of death looks like
I was like, he would be a great college professor
When the mortician said "ah, I love this username... 'future corpse'" and then looked directly at the camera and said "aren't we all" i felt an emotion that doesn't exist.
@@kimberlyjennings618 Why do you people to this? Christians just can't stop pushing their beliefs on others. It's such disgusting behavior, especially in the context or mourning and grief.
Arousal.
@@Savage-- LMAO
@@Savage-- yo what??
@@kimberlyjennings618 no thanks
I used to be a Catholic liturgic musician as a side gig. We used to refer to Joncas’ On Eagle’s Wings as the Yoo Hoo song because of the first words sung. This was one of the most requested songs for a funeral…and one of the trickiest for a non-confident singer because the first sung word’s note is not part of the accompanying instruments’ chord. Victor’s Swedish Chef’s version solves this dilemma!
I an currently a Catholic liturgical musician, and I wholeheartedly agree!!! 😂
I don't know if you noticed, but he has a mug of Pope Benedict
Surgeon's tools be like "I'm all fine, technical and fancy and try not to hurt people as much."
Mortician's tools be like "I'm a big pointy medieval pipe and I drain things. And hurting you isn't a big concern anymore, lol."
He's so so casual about this it's scary
they use the same tool for regular surgery too.
@@joshh.2159 Yeah, he is pretty casual about it and it's slightly disconcerting, lol. And it's kinda funny too. I get it, he's so used to it and I like how he addressed that it has not changed him though. How he feels about, or looks at death, it still affects him as much as anyone when it's someone close which like him, is something I always wondered too.
Like how desensitized do they become and how does that change their personality? And he answered that quite well. Seems like a cool and very normal dude. The only TH-cam Mortician I knew of before him was "Ask a Mortician", Caitlin Doughty. She's fun and very chill too and quite normal but I don't think she's ever addressed that question, but of course, I haven't seen every one of her episodes either, so maybe.
@@squeakyevil4 Oh yeah, some surgery tools are mightly large and scary and pretty medieval, but a lot of their tools are much more refined and advanced and for good reason. You're still gonna be alive after they are done and in pain as it is. I love modern medical tools, absolute marvels of engineering and far beyond what I ever thought possible. Such a vast difference and I think "minimally invasive" is one of the best ideas ever and they took it to an amazing level already and still going.
Mortician tools are about function and simpler, no need to be complex and worry about injury, pain, recovery, death etc. lol. I'm sure there's plenty of crossover though, yeah, some surgery tools, you just can't really improve on and they are equally useful and highly functional for both fields. But they can be equally scary looking to the Mortician's tools, lol. And old medical tools were the stuff of nightmares too. I still cringe at trapanning kits, lol.
Orthopedics is some crazy stuff, those folks gotta be in good shape and literally wrestle patients and their bones, lol. I bet they have some wicked tools and I've seen a few surgeries on video.
You say that because you never watched a knee surgery... Looks and sounds like a civil construction site.
This guy puts the "FUN" into funeral.
Lmao
Truely
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY 😁
Lmaoo
underrated comment right here
"I have probably put on more bras than taken off in my life."
Did he just roast himself 😭
Yes. He did.
In the business, they refer to this as partial self-cremation.
@@stevenbobbybills 😭😭😭😭
No he's just saying he's good at his job
Lol
Years ago, I worked in a hospital's material services department. Part of the job's duties was we had to restock the morgue's supply of cadaver kits. The kits contained a body bag, a toe tag, and a pack of sterilized tools the mortician needs to do their job. This was also a highly interesting job because I got to see the true "behind the scenes" of a hospital. Material services does light janitorial details like emptying the trash cans in patient rooms, reloading the crash carts the doctors and nurses use, reload the dispensers with medication doses, and sometimes I'd even be asked to help wheel a patient out for discharge which felt really good to do.
I’m convinced this man has been alive for 100’s of years and his name just proves it.
mortician would be the best career for a vampire after all
sweeney
Completely agree 🤣
@a sweeney
@a victor
Imagine a dead person watching over their own funeral, and they had been given a haircut, and are just like
"Aw man- why didn't I cut my hair like that when I was alive"
Right they’re just like man that was such a wasted opportunity lmaoo
Imagine if they actually get a haircut they hate? xD
“Is that how i will look like for my funeral? Just kill me please oh wai-“
@@anotherenclosedlivingbeing1989 KAKDKWKSQKSKKAA
I found your comment really funny akdnwkss
When someone's ghost sees their own body dressed in better drip than when they were ever alive
This guy doesn’t look like a real person, he looks like a movie character
His name is Victor M. Sweeney. He IS a movie character
@@jackchung6573 hi
He's dressed like it's 1965
Reminds me of an 'Inbetweener' lol xx
Yessss
I love how the guy that works with dead bodies is one of the most positive and extroverted people i've seen in this channel. Perhaps working with the living is more stressful than the dead