Your mother has a peculiar sense of humour. I think mine was scarred for life from seeing it. I remember her calling just to warn me what a piece of trash she'd wasted money to see.
Amazingly I used to live with someone who really loved this movie. He also really lived meth and peeing into bottles. As for the bluish house, it is actually white and gold.
That comment was funnier than the movie... Also, I just noticed this line on the cover: "Disguise the limit" If anyone knows what it means please tell me, 'coz I don't understand!
@@anikmonette2140 It's a play on words with the saying "The Sky is the Limit". Get it? It sounds the same and he's a guy disguising himself. Yeah, it's not funny ;)
I have a much deeper infection.. Whenever I see one I say "is he not turtly enough for the turtle club?" Usually followed by "turtle .. turtle .. turtle".
After watching his Stuckmann Suggests video and hearing you review bad movies, i HAD to check this channel out. After watching your bad review of Jack And Jill, i was hooked. Your bad reviews are fucking priceless.
I'm part of the reason this movie made 43 million. It got my money. I convinced 2 friends to go with me and later apologized to them. Dana's previous work had sold me. I felt betrayed.
This is one of the most painful things I've ever had to experience. To quote the Nostalgia Critic, "This is the crowning achievement of failure from Happy Madison."
I'd so watch this over the Son of the Mask. It tries so little to make any sense or be any good, that it does come across as quite an achievement. Master of Disguise is one of those rare bad comedies that is so bad, it ends up actually being funny!
As someone who likes watching bad movies I'd say Master of Disguise is my Kryptonite. Bad accents, men trying to fake a woman's voice and stupid dialogues in a protagonist's head are my weakness. Jack and Jill, The Host, Mordecai and Master of Disguise are insufferable to me and I'd rather watch crap drying out in the sun than rewatch those!
The problem is that this movie fails at slapstick comedy, according to what the Nostalgia Critic said: Slapstick is funny because of cause and effect: somewhere in the mix, somebody has to suffer. That's the nature of comedy. Now, you can delay the reaction, or have the reaction happen to somebody else, but bottom line, somebody has to be in some form of misery. Carvey, however, throughout the entire film, just smiles this dumbass smile. If he's not gonna be hurt by any pain, then show the reaction of the confused person trying to hurt him. That would be funny, because they're not getting the reaction they wanted. Or if you're playing with the audience's expectation, give a payoff or at least some understanding that that's what you're trying to do. But nope, dumbass smile, that's all we get.
@@anikmonette2140 I agree with the accents, and I know this is maybe a bit nitpicky, but if he is so Italian to the point to have an accent, why does he say "pistacchio" wrong? His own name!
How to fix this movie: - step one: make it a movie about the legacy of Arsène Lupin, cat burglar gentleman and master of disguise. - step two: make the heir notoriously and humorously incompetent at the thieving job. Also make him unintentionally offensive and causing havoc in public places. - step three: have the main character find his final calling as a climax, the theme of the movie being "be excellent at what you have as a natural talent instead of living in somebody's shadow" Yeah, there are probably many other things to fix, but this is a good start.
Trizzl Fizzl it was just a nostalgic thing, my siblings and cousins would watch it all the time at my mamas house and whenever i think of it i only think of fond memories, not about how bad it is
I feel bad for saying it, but I actually laughed every single time the bad guy farted..I seriously cracked up. The rest of the movie is pure shit, obviously. But somehow...those farts touched my soul.
You actually paid to see this in a theater? God. I at least just rented it from hollywood video. When it wasn't even a new release, when I could get it for 50 cents.
Just Monika You are not alone. I watched this at a friends Birthday party, and I remember all of us just cracking up from this movie. It’s part of that nostalgia now, so I just can’t see it as anything separate from the great memory. So it still cracks me up every time.
@@PeterSwinkels But if I don't hold child me to the standards of adult me in order to cringe at and despise myself for my past behaviors, then what's supposed to torment me at 3AM and keep me from sleeping?!? Have you even considered that showing self compassion or acceptance reduces the amount of self hatred and mental anguish (that I've been conditioned to believe I deserve) I experience?!? Eww, no thanks! (If it's not clear because it's hard to convey tone online, I actually think that your comment is pretty solid, and that myself and many others ought to practice some more self compassion.)
Discovered your videos months ago and I was hooked ever since. I am a movie buff myself, so I find your videos and humour hilarious. I love each and every video you produce, keep up the great work.
Your childhood sucked and you don't even know it. This is like someone bragging that eating spider eggs out of the spider webs in the corners of the rooms was his childhood. You poor baby. You don't know how bad you had it.
You should have known it from the previews and plot summary. With the exception of wayne's world, there is nothing that dana carvey isn't involved in which isn't pure dogshit, but when it's about him tooting his own horn with his "talent" for random stupid characters, TBH it seemed like he was just being a 2nd rate copier of Ernest (Jim Varney) in that.
God, I remember loving this movie as a kid. Literally rewatching it multiple times per day. Watching current day reviews of this film - I feel so bad for my mother and have an entirely new level of respect for dealing with this being played every day of all things I could have been watching. LMFAO
Fun Fact: Dana Carvey made up the turtle scene during the 3 hour turtle suit and makeup preparation. The cast admitted that most of the scenes weren't written before performing them on the DVD commentary and most of the movie is improvised. It explains so much. Also, I wish I could have gotten one of Mark's shirts.
This is one of those chain of Saturday night live movies back in the 80s and 90s where they just took a Saturday night live skit and stretched it to a 90 minute run time.
This movie came out when I was in the 2nd grade, and I remember every one at school talking about how hilarious it was. It makes total sense seeing a review on it years later.
You need to understand that the rating system was kind of different back then, meaning that in a lot of PG-rated movies at the time, they had content back then that wouldn't be suitable for PG-rated movies now, so at least some of the parents of today who enjoy movies wouldn't show this movie to their kids until their tween or teen years or something. Heck, revisiting the first Short Circuit movie again from the 80s, I was admittedly surprised they used the word 'shit' in it. Not that it bothered me personally, but I can totally see some parents being ticked off by that.
it's so funny how the rating system has changed over the years. some of the stuff in the 80s that had a PG rating would easily be rated R now. Honestly I think in ALOT of ways the rating system was better back then. imagine if the ORIGINAL Ghostbusters was rated PG-13. It wouldn't have had the following it does now, because I think I (and ALOT of its fans) was about 5 when I saw it and loved it. Had it been PG-13 ( if it came out today it would definitely receive a PG-13) my parents, and many others would NOT have taken their young kids to see it. The same goes for dozens of other movies back then
Ty Pallotta 'Jaws isn't bad.' Huh? Nobody in this thread is saying it's a bad movie. What on earth are you talking about? If that's not what you're referring to, I guess you're referring to how you think "Jaws' isn't bad for kids, which in this case, I'm sorry but, that's entirely subjective. Not every kid can handle it. Also, you make it sound like being 'secure' is a bad thing, and I'm not entirely sure why. :/
octupusman1000 Americans are the only people who are secure about every little thing. I was talking about how Jaws is appropriate for those who can handle it, by the way. Blood is part of nature, it's sad how many of you people are hiding it from children. They need to get used to seeing it or they'll freak out while they learn about history.
I remember always walking past this movie in video stores and kept thinking “wow this looks bad” I never watched this movie and now I don’t regret that decision.
Hahahahahaa. I was seriously laughing at every scene. The fart scenes were super funny. I love the laugh and the random fart sound. He does a good job making that funny. LOL
One time, my sister's best friend forced us to watch this movie. She said "You have got to see how retarded this movie is." We saw it, and to this day MoD is the WORST movie I have ever seen.
I think you're kind of missing the point of the Turtle Club scene. The point is supposed to be that Dana is pretty incompetent and thinks the club is actually about turtles, and that's why he chose a turtle costume. I loved this movie as a kid, no idea why everyone hates it and takes it so seriously. It was meant to be a goofy kid's movie.
I was one of the guys on the team who built the lunar module for this film. When asked if we wanted to see the movie, we all said no. I think it's at a museum on So Cal now.
Hollywood noticed that Dana Carvey is great at impressions so they haded him some cash and a script with 200 pages of "Dana does an impression of some sort".
I'm going to come out and say it, I liked Master of Disguise, I thought it was funny, and I think it really showcased a lot of Dana Carvey's skills for impersonation.
I actually like Master of Disguise. Its just a movie I like to turn to when I want really ridiculous humor. The movie is so stupid that I get good laughs out of it. I lost my shit at the scene where he takes the cheating boyfriend down, and when he goes to walk out of the cafe with the girl, the black guy stands up and starts going, "YO MAN, YOU BEAT THAT GUY'S A.." and then Pistachio pushes him to the side, making him flip over a table!
+Scottie Currie (NerdKing) Thats awesome dude! I totally support you bro... participants like you are the reason I donate to the Special Olympics. YES YOU CAN, little faced man!
Why do people think "oh, you laughed at that? you must not be very smart". I'm very smart, and I still laugh at this movie. People who do find it funny just have a different sense of humor.
CocosNewCostume I completely agree. I'm not going to say this is a good movie (because frankly, it's not. It's terrible!) but it's still hard worked on, has funny jokes, and left a lasting impression on me. It's a great movie to watch with a few friends and then question what the fuck you just watched afterwards
To be honest I grew up watching this movie, I always thought the whole point is that it doesn’t make any sense. Then once I hit my stoner days I REALLY grew to love this movie, it’s just so ridiculously out there and dumb, I love it
Wait, I thinkI've figured it out. This guy sounds a lot like Jerry Seinfeld. Just close your eyes. You're welcome. You will never see these videos the same way again.
Man, I loved this movie. I don't know if the reason my siblings and I liked this movie is because we're all idiots or because we all have the same sense of humor people get when their parents aren't around lol
Hahahahhaa The only time I laughed at the fart joke was when Mark did it at the end. I genuinely cracked up. I love this guy... By the way this movie looks HORRENDOUS!
I know this movie is terrible, but I'll never stop loving it. To this day i quote the 'Turtle' and 'the slap' scenes because their just hilarious to me.
When this was on Netflix, I attempted to watch this three separate times with my fam, and I literally couldn’t get past the part where he gets kicked out of the restaurant
I agree. Having seen both of these godforsaken films on TV myself as a kid, both Master of Disguise and Son of The Mask, are what is broadcast in hell nonstop, until the people of hell, themselves, are completely broken down, in every way possible and impossible. Mentally, physically, and emotionally. It's nonstop torture, that you're forced to watch, everyday, until your brain is utterly destroyed, and you're left in such a broken state; that you're beyond repair. But, there's been one such man, that's been extradited from Hell itself, and able to escape this nightmare; I hear, and I've heard this story from him. And yeah, you're right. It's just torture each and everyday. But as a kid, I was obsessed with this garbage movie, and saw it more times than necessary, and my child self was such an idiot for being so obsessed with such a crap movie... but at least this review is much better than the film, and at least helps slightly to deal with the trauma this and Son of The Mask gave me as a kid. Thanks, Mark!
You are truly a hero for watching these movies and reviewing them and going over the story and sad excuse of a plot for people, so they don’t have to watch them. I hereby dub thee the Movie Martyr.
I saw this in the theater when I was a little kid with my dad and the only part of the movie I remember is how angry my dad was on the ride home.
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Hahaha
Lol
imagine waiting all week to clear your head with some good father son time, and you end up wasting your money on this
Worst part:The turtle scene was filmed on 9/11
All jokes aside, i think that Dana Carvey did an amazing job as a master of disguise. No one has ever seen him since that movie.
I see what you did there. ;)
Owie Zowie
Oof
His real name is Mark Cerny xD
I've seen him a million times
Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?
Turtle turtle
Tuuurtle
My brothers favorite line 😂😂😂
@@estevanrojas1408 - Dude that's my brother's favorite line too!
I couldn't count how many times I've heard him say it. Lol.
LoL thats thee _exact_ line that drew me into clicking when i saw the thumbnail
We watched this repeatedly at home when I was a little kid, and to this day my mother still unironically loves it.
unironically.
Me too this movie was and still is the best!
This video review has strangely made me WANT to see this.
so does my boyfriend, idk why
Your mother has a peculiar sense of humour. I think mine was scarred for life from seeing it. I remember her calling just to warn me what a piece of trash she'd wasted money to see.
This movie was Carvey's last role until Jack and Jill.
*_Let that sink in_*
He was in Jack And Jill?
@@sydneyslaughter7163 Wait, what? Dana Carvey was in Jack And Jill? Did he owe a debt to the mafia or something?
that sink's been waiting outside for three years now. Won't anybody let it in?
To answer everyone...yeah. Dana Carvey was indeed in Jack and Jill. Poor guy.
Brent Spiner mustve lost a bet with Lavar Burrton loser had do a Dana Carvey movie
"you could say those jokes are aimed at the adults in the audience, but the adults have already left" 😂😂
It was actually a box office success, even though the critics all hated it.
it was aimed at the grown children that liked his dumbass skits from certain "comedy" shows and is just his skits extended into extreme stupidity.
Turtle.
Dude that part of the trailer was the shit
La Tortuga. La Tortuga.
Amazingly I used to live with someone who really loved this movie. He also really lived meth and peeing into bottles.
As for the bluish house, it is actually white and gold.
I see what you did there.
Head canon: This movie is a failed holodeck experiment by Data to explore human humor
Error: Comment severely under-rated.
@@jimitaco1303 I concur.
The way it's filmed it even looks like TNG holodeck scenes
That comment was funnier than the movie...
Also, I just noticed this line on the cover: "Disguise the limit" If anyone knows what it means please tell me, 'coz I don't understand!
@@anikmonette2140 It's a play on words with the saying "The Sky is the Limit". Get it? It sounds the same and he's a guy disguising himself.
Yeah, it's not funny ;)
I absolutely loved this movie when I was 9. I was probably my favorite movie, and I felt really mature for enjoying "adult" comedy.
My cousin Michael shared it with us, on his PS2.
Why does Brent Spiner always look more strange when he’s out of his Data makeup?
When Data looked pleased that he didn't fart then actually did I laughed.
God save me.
Not going to lie. I laughed every time he farted.
I know, right? It's like Jackass or Freddie Got Fingered. They are bad movies, but they are also hilarious.
@@DeeDubbCubing FgF is not funny. At all. Not even once.
Timmy would you like some sausage?
I think it's the expression on the other guy's face trying to ignore it. xD
DeeDub: Jackass is a movie?
"THEN HE BITES OFF SOME GUYS NOSE..... AND SPITS IT BACK ON TO HIS FACE?"
I still say “turtle....turtle, turtle “ whenever I see a turtle
I have a much deeper infection.. Whenever I see one I say "is he not turtly enough for the turtle club?"
Usually followed by "turtle .. turtle .. turtle".
bruh me too haha
I got here because of Stuckmann and don't regret it because your videos are amazing!
Same here
Same
Same i love these videos
Same! And have no regrets! Amazing videos
Me too.
After watching his Stuckmann Suggests video and hearing you review bad movies, i HAD to check this channel out. After watching your bad review of Jack And Jill, i was hooked. Your bad reviews are fucking priceless.
Thank you!
I have to be honest, those fart scenes still make me laugh.
You shouldn't be allowed on the Internet
I'm part of the reason this movie made 43 million. It got my money. I convinced 2 friends to go with me and later apologized to them. Dana's previous work had sold me.
I felt betrayed.
I’m going to be the master of disguise
I’m going to be the master of disguise
I’m going to be the master of disguise
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Good Energico!
I remember seeing this movie in like grade 3 and thought it was hilarious
Jepprey Stilthool same. “Am I not turtlely enough for the turtle club?” Became a joke in my house 😂
You were a dumb kid.
Justin Coleman he was like 7 lmao
The Love Guru is terrible, that should be next. Love this channel
Oh goodness, wasnt that just a waste of 1hr and 30 mins that I won't get back lol
I'll add it to the list, thanks!
Bullshit. That movie is great.
Love guru is hilarious
This is one of the most painful things I've ever had to experience. To quote the Nostalgia Critic, "This is the crowning achievement of failure from Happy Madison."
5:08 I'll be honest that phone call part when he said "don't call again" is pretty funny
I'd so watch this over the Son of the Mask. It tries so little to make any sense or be any good, that it does come across as quite an achievement. Master of Disguise is one of those rare bad comedies that is so bad, it ends up actually being funny!
William Osborne I agree. This movie is quite a rarity when it comes to phenomenally bad movies to the point it's funny
His name is pistachio, he does a shrek AND donkey impression! What else do you NEED????
As someone who likes watching bad movies I'd say Master of Disguise is my Kryptonite. Bad accents, men trying to fake a woman's voice and stupid dialogues in a protagonist's head are my weakness. Jack and Jill, The Host, Mordecai and Master of Disguise are insufferable to me and I'd rather watch crap drying out in the sun than rewatch those!
The problem is that this movie fails at slapstick comedy, according to what the Nostalgia Critic said: Slapstick is funny because of cause and effect: somewhere in the mix, somebody has to suffer. That's the nature of comedy. Now, you can delay the reaction, or have the reaction happen to somebody else, but bottom line, somebody has to be in some form of misery. Carvey, however, throughout the entire film, just smiles this dumbass smile. If he's not gonna be hurt by any pain, then show the reaction of the confused person trying to hurt him. That would be funny, because they're not getting the reaction they wanted. Or if you're playing with the audience's expectation, give a payoff or at least some understanding that that's what you're trying to do. But nope, dumbass smile, that's all we get.
@@anikmonette2140 I agree with the accents, and I know this is maybe a bit nitpicky, but if he is so Italian to the point to have an accent, why does he say "pistacchio" wrong? His own name!
"Need more bad movies..."
As long as M. Night Shymalan is around, you've got a career.
It is only 1% on rotten tomato, I am disappointed.... how can this be worse than After Earth? how??
I dunno, but to each their own, I guess. I also like bad Sy Fy films over bad comedies so maybe it's the kind of mindset that influenced the vote?
Bad sci fi over bad comedy any day
Third fart was funny now come on.
Minchken I found the fart jokes funny.
trying to be the next Austin Powers basically after his friend's success...
Wayne's World 3 should have happened in 2002
Especially since Mike Myers stole Dr. Evil from Dana Carveys Lorne Michaels impersonation.
@@aidenarkham
Intredasting
@@aidenarkham Yeah lol, Carvey was pretty pissed for a long time about that.
Let's all be thankful Dana Carvey had nothing to do with the making of Austin Powers.
How to fix this movie:
- step one: make it a movie about the legacy of Arsène Lupin, cat burglar gentleman and master of disguise.
- step two: make the heir notoriously and humorously incompetent at the thieving job. Also make him unintentionally offensive and causing havoc in public places.
- step three: have the main character find his final calling as a climax, the theme of the movie being "be excellent at what you have as a natural talent instead of living in somebody's shadow"
Yeah, there are probably many other things to fix, but this is a good start.
I loved this movie as a kid, so it holds a special place in my heart 😂
CreepySunflower I think that this movie was intended only for kids , then.
The problem is that this movie makes no sense,and there are TONS of kid movies that make a lot of sense.
Trizzl Fizzl it was just a nostalgic thing, my siblings and cousins would watch it all the time at my mamas house and whenever i think of it i only think of fond memories, not about how bad it is
+CreepySunflower watching this on repeat? you life sounds like it was depressing as hell.
rem299 as a kid, it was good to me. sorry lol
I feel bad for saying it, but I actually laughed every single time the bad guy farted..I seriously cracked up. The rest of the movie is pure shit, obviously. But somehow...those farts touched my soul.
+Carson H Lol I thought the farted guy made it funny too. I'm also with down syndrome... Why come you laughed?
you shouldn't feel bad! you should feel stupid
An image of your soul, all brown and riddled with farts, just popped into my head. Thanks for that.
"I am the breaking of the wind"
Carson H I thought I was the only one lol
This is the only movie I ever walked out on. Left and snuck into My Big Fat Greek Wedding...
7/8 of the movie.
Doug Cowley I like your matthew Patel pic
I actually liked My Big Fat Greek Wedding. I watched the commentary version of the movie and it made it really enjoyable.
You actually paid to see this in a theater? God. I at least just rented it from hollywood video. When it wasn't even a new release, when I could get it for 50 cents.
@@medexamtoolscom at least he snuck in a better movie lol.
Not gonna lie, I loved this movie as a kid. I thought the dude farting was the funniest shit. Just shows why kids are dumb.
Just Monika You are not alone. I watched this at a friends Birthday party, and I remember all of us just cracking up from this movie.
It’s part of that nostalgia now, so I just can’t see it as anything separate from the great memory. So it still cracks me up every time.
For some reason when I was little, this movie was my shit. Cheesy, campy, and stupid movies have always appealed to me to some extent, I guess.
I watched this movie every Saturday for like 3 months straight as a kid. My parents hated it.
Dumb is such a negative expression, "innocently naive which allows them to enjoy certain kinds of stuff better than adults" sounds nicer.
@@PeterSwinkels But if I don't hold child me to the standards of adult me in order to cringe at and despise myself for my past behaviors, then what's supposed to torment me at 3AM and keep me from sleeping?!? Have you even considered that showing self compassion or acceptance reduces the amount of self hatred and mental anguish (that I've been conditioned to believe I deserve) I experience?!? Eww, no thanks!
(If it's not clear because it's hard to convey tone online, I actually think that your comment is pretty solid, and that myself and many others ought to practice some more self compassion.)
You’ve really hit an all time low when you fail with a fart joke. I’m not gonna lie though, I laughed at the farts. I can’t help it.
It wasn't the farts that were funny it was how woefully stupid the joke was.
I'm dying the farts are too funny I'm sorry it's just too funny
No, you fail when you USE a fart joke.
The timing of those farts is exquisite.
Discovered your videos months ago and I was hooked ever since. I am a movie buff myself, so I find your videos and humour hilarious. I love each and every video you produce, keep up the great work.
lol this movie was my childhood i loved it man
XArsonalXWTF Me too!!
XArsonalXWTF same!!!
Yep
Your childhood sucked and you don't even know it. This is like someone bragging that eating spider eggs out of the spider webs in the corners of the rooms was his childhood. You poor baby. You don't know how bad you had it.
@@medexamtoolscom eww you're one of those people.
I watched that movie and while it wasn't good, I thought it was purposely being goofy
Of course it was. But a movie can be goofy and still genuinely funny, or it can be goofy and painfully cringe-worthy.
Terry Suave: “ this is what you’re doing; this is what I want you to do.”
Devlin Bowman: “ did you just tell me to shut up?”
Terry Suave: “yeEs”
Probably the only funny moment in the movie IMO.
I can't believe james brolin was like yup this is the movie for me.
i really feel bad for Brent Spiner. he probably heard the name Dana Carvey and was like "IM IN!!!" and signed his not Star Trek career away.
as soon as I saw Adam Sandler was involved in the production of this movie I knew why it was shit
adam sandwich is ur favourate
Lord DIO
Adam was involved in the production of Grandma's Boy too, and that movie is awesome.
Lord DIO explains all
Hell yes it was
You should have known it from the previews and plot summary. With the exception of wayne's world, there is nothing that dana carvey isn't involved in which isn't pure dogshit, but when it's about him tooting his own horn with his "talent" for random stupid characters, TBH it seemed like he was just being a 2nd rate copier of Ernest (Jim Varney) in that.
I non-ironically love the living hell out of this movie. It's indefinitely quotable.
_Indefatigably_ quotable.
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Im watching this almost 8 years later Mark and I died at your Arrested Development shirt you're wearing
God, I remember loving this movie as a kid. Literally rewatching it multiple times per day. Watching current day reviews of this film - I feel so bad for my mother and have an entirely new level of respect for dealing with this being played every day of all things I could have been watching. LMFAO
Pause exactly at 11:35, look at both of them....
Holy shit that's awesome!
+Nikel Martz hahahahahahaha
HA
+Tips by Julie lol ha
Legend
I genuinely didnt know this movie was so universally hated. I love it, still own a copy that I watch from time to time.
Fun Fact: Dana Carvey made up the turtle scene during the 3 hour turtle suit and makeup preparation. The cast admitted that most of the scenes weren't written before performing them on the DVD commentary and most of the movie is improvised.
It explains so much.
Also, I wish I could have gotten one of Mark's shirts.
He's an improvisational comedian, that's what he does. Genius.
This is one of those chain of Saturday night live movies back in the 80s and 90s where they just took a Saturday night live skit and stretched it to a 90 minute run time.
This movie came out when I was in the 2nd grade, and I remember every one at school talking about how hilarious it was. It makes total sense seeing a review on it years later.
Kids can watch jaws it's PG
You need to understand that the rating system was kind of different back then, meaning that in a lot of PG-rated movies at the time, they had content back then that wouldn't be suitable for PG-rated movies now, so at least some of the parents of today who enjoy movies wouldn't show this movie to their kids until their tween or teen years or something. Heck, revisiting the first Short Circuit movie again from the 80s, I was admittedly surprised they used the word 'shit' in it. Not that it bothered me personally, but I can totally see some parents being ticked off by that.
it's so funny how the rating system has changed over the years. some of the stuff in the 80s that had a PG rating would easily be rated R now. Honestly I think in ALOT of ways the rating system was better back then. imagine if the ORIGINAL Ghostbusters was rated PG-13. It wouldn't have had the following it does now, because I think I (and ALOT of its fans) was about 5 when I saw it and loved it. Had it been PG-13 ( if it came out today it would definitely receive a PG-13) my parents, and many others would NOT have taken their young kids to see it. The same goes for dozens of other movies back then
Jaws isn't bad. If you think it is, you're just like every secure person in America.
Ty Pallotta 'Jaws isn't bad.' Huh? Nobody in this thread is saying it's a bad movie. What on earth are you talking about? If that's not what you're referring to, I guess you're referring to how you think "Jaws' isn't bad for kids, which in this case, I'm sorry but, that's entirely subjective. Not every kid can handle it. Also, you make it sound like being 'secure' is a bad thing, and I'm not entirely sure why. :/
octupusman1000 Americans are the only people who are secure about every little thing. I was talking about how Jaws is appropriate for those who can handle it, by the way. Blood is part of nature, it's sad how many of you people are hiding it from children. They need to get used to seeing it or they'll freak out while they learn about history.
Idk why but in this video you sound a lot like jerry seinfield😂
Thanks! Many people have told me that before when my voice reaches a certain pitch lol He's my biggest comedic influence
I had the honor of meeting him and seeing him live!
I see it too, but if Seinfeld was born and raised in Canada. I have been told I sound like David Hyde Pierce...
FanboyFlicks that's awesome
He does, and it’s so sexy
turtle turtle..
turtle....
SHELL TIME hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The master of disguise is basically a movie saying “look how much characters I can do”
I remember always walking past this movie in video stores and kept thinking “wow this looks bad” I never watched this movie and now I don’t regret that decision.
Hahahahahaa. I was seriously laughing at every scene. The fart scenes were super funny. I love the laugh and the random fart sound. He does a good job making that funny. LOL
This movie is kind of a guilty pleasure for me.
Same here lol
Me too, i don't like haters who hate movie like this. I like this movie and i PURPOSELY bought the vhs
Same.
am i turtley enough for the turtle club
Derp...
One time, my sister's best friend forced us to watch this movie. She said "You have got to see how retarded this movie is." We saw it, and to this day MoD is the WORST movie I have ever seen.
The fart jokes in this movie are actually good in this movie tho
Glad Mark specified 2014, that could of been close if i went to meet him...
omg, your fart joke actually made me laugh xD
I think you're kind of missing the point of the Turtle Club scene. The point is supposed to be that Dana is pretty incompetent and thinks the club is actually about turtles, and that's why he chose a turtle costume. I loved this movie as a kid, no idea why everyone hates it and takes it so seriously. It was meant to be a goofy kid's movie.
Because it's garbage.
cause its shit. your nostalgia and/or horrid sense of humor is preventing you from realizong that
@@WHATISUTUBE yikes this is the fanbase of this guy's channel a bunch of keyboard warriors with low self esteem lmao
Just because it’s a kids movie that doesn’t excuse it for it’s stupidity
You should do The Cat in the Hat
Yeah
Oh my goodness. I hope he does.
Yo this was my shit as a kid. The fart jokes were honestly my favorite. I also mimic people the same way Pistachio does. I don't know. I'm garbage.
I was one of the guys on the team who built the lunar module for this film. When asked if we wanted to see the movie, we all said no. I think it's at a museum on So Cal now.
I watched this movie so much as a kid that even though it sucks I still laugh at it every time. I was surprised you didnt mention Gammy NumNums lol
I remember the turtle scene, but I don't remember anything else in the movie. Probably a good thing.
same dude! i loved this movie as a child so now it still makes me laugh lol
You should do steel with Shaquille o'neal
Thanks, I'll add it to the list
Add it to the hit list.
This movie was my childhood so I loved it and sometimes we still quote it 😂 I blame my parents.
Hollywood noticed that Dana Carvey is great at impressions so they haded him some cash and a script with 200 pages of "Dana does an impression of some sort".
The Fart the villain thought he almost got away with was pretty funny. The damnit face.
I'm going to come out and say it, I liked Master of Disguise, I thought it was funny, and I think it really showcased a lot of Dana Carvey's skills for impersonation.
I stand with you!
Me too
I think the nostalgia of having enjoyed it as a kid allows me to enjoy it now.
I actually like Master of Disguise. Its just a movie I like to turn to when I want really ridiculous humor. The movie is so stupid that I get good laughs out of it. I lost my shit at the scene where he takes the cheating boyfriend down, and when he goes to walk out of the cafe with the girl, the black guy stands up and starts going, "YO MAN, YOU BEAT THAT GUY'S A.." and then Pistachio pushes him to the side, making him flip over a table!
+Scottie Currie (NerdKing) Thats awesome dude! I totally support you bro... participants like you are the reason I donate to the Special Olympics. YES YOU CAN, little faced man!
Get this guy a plate of mac and cheese (not too hot, it's going to go everywhere,) and a plastic spork.
Why do people think "oh, you laughed at that? you must not be very smart".
I'm very smart, and I still laugh at this movie. People who do find it funny just have a different sense of humor.
CocosNewCostume I completely agree. I'm not going to say this is a good movie (because frankly, it's not. It's terrible!) but it's still hard worked on, has funny jokes, and left a lasting impression on me. It's a great movie to watch with a few friends and then question what the fuck you just watched afterwards
This sort of thing just makes me really sad.
the turtle scene was filled on September 11th, 2001
This is a part of the early 2000's holy trinity. Master of disguise, Joe Dirt and Bubble Boy.
To be honest I grew up watching this movie, I always thought the whole point is that it doesn’t make any sense. Then once I hit my stoner days I REALLY grew to love this movie, it’s just so ridiculously out there and dumb, I love it
Wait, I thinkI've figured it out. This guy sounds a lot like Jerry Seinfeld. Just close your eyes. You're welcome. You will never see these videos the same way again.
KHMaggot67 I thought I was the only one!
This movie was the best I loved absolutely everything about ot. It's flawless to me
"This is what you're doing....this is what I want you to do."
"Did you just tell me to shut up?"
"Yeeeeeeeeeesss!"
I FREAKING LOVE this movie. Its so nostalgic. Me and my sisters use to watch this movie all the time and just quote this movie.
Man, I loved this movie. I don't know if the reason my siblings and I liked this movie is because we're all idiots or because we all have the same sense of humor people get when their parents aren't around lol
i remember seeing this with my classmates in high school. that was after classes. nobody wanted to talk about the experience the next day.
I like how Mark is actually angry at this movie for existing
I won't usually balk at a bad movie; they can be fun. But I couldn't make it through this one
Hahahahhaa
The only time I laughed at the fart joke was when Mark did it at the end. I genuinely cracked up.
I love this guy...
By the way this movie looks HORRENDOUS!
I still remember watching this movie as a kid and loving it! Of course as an adult it’s silly but still makes me laugh. It’s a classic!
I know this movie is terrible, but I'll never stop loving it. To this day i quote the 'Turtle' and 'the slap' scenes because their just hilarious to me.
When this was on Netflix, I attempted to watch this three separate times with my fam, and I literally couldn’t get past the part where he gets kicked out of the restaurant
Dana Carvey said in an interview that he made this movie specifically for his kids. I actually like this one.
And we _thank_ him for it.
Nah man this was a funny movie. I took my nephews out to see it and they were laughing out loud. The entire theater was laughing.
This episode has me DYING! Soooooo funny.
😂😂😂
Master of Disguise and The Son Of Mask are what people in hell are forced to watch
I agree. Having seen both of these godforsaken films on TV myself as a kid, both Master of Disguise and Son of The Mask, are what is broadcast in hell nonstop, until the people of hell, themselves, are completely broken down, in every way possible and impossible. Mentally, physically, and emotionally. It's nonstop torture, that you're forced to watch, everyday, until your brain is utterly destroyed, and you're left in such a broken state; that you're beyond repair. But, there's been one such man, that's been extradited from Hell itself, and able to escape this nightmare; I hear, and I've heard this story from him. And yeah, you're right. It's just torture each and everyday. But as a kid, I was obsessed with this garbage movie, and saw it more times than necessary, and my child self was such an idiot for being so obsessed with such a crap movie... but at least this review is much better than the film, and at least helps slightly to deal with the trauma this and Son of The Mask gave me as a kid. Thanks, Mark!
"Full of ransackary" is a quote I say regularly
I died at the end. I didnt expect the whole video to end with a fart joke.Genius !
Am I too late for the t-shirt...
Maybe
No
Birdemic 2:The Resurrection!
Thanks Matt, I'll add that to my list
***** your list must be huge
Ngl the fart thing is hilarious
Not the FART itself, but the reaction
"Hahahahaha*fart* :) :|......:|"
All I remember: “turtle, turtle 🐢 “
Also. I love the ‘METHODONE’ callback to Arrested Development
You are truly a hero for watching these movies and reviewing them and going over the story and sad excuse of a plot for people, so they don’t have to watch them. I hereby dub thee the Movie Martyr.
This movie made me laugh when it came out and it still makes me laugh today. 10/10.