THE BEST BAD MOVIE EVER MADE!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- #horror #troll2 #comedy
On this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, I talk about one of my favourite movies of all time, TROLL 2!
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I was truly concerned that the father was going to piss on his son.
"EYE FOR AN EYE"
@@onetnecghoti3473 "YOU CAN'T PISS ON HOSPITALITY!!!"
That would have been awful. I mean, its bad enough the kid's dad had that hairstyle...
@@technounionrepresentative4274 “I WON’T ALLOW IT”!
Even the kid was nervous. Imagine describing that to a psychiatrist.
"When I was a kid my Dad pissed on me. It taught me a lot about hospitality...
This movie taught me one thing: that 1990 was still the 80s.
It was shot in the summer of 1989.
Technically it was. Just as 1970 was still the 1960s. Think about it.
Culturally the 1980s were 1984 through 1992 as 1981-83 were more like the '70s than they were the '80s. The 1990s were marked by suckage mixed with lameitude which persists to this day.
1990-1993 was still the 80s; you had to be there 🤣
@@leannerose6181 thank you!
MARK HAS REMAINED IN ALL OUR HEARTS....BUT YOU MUST BANISH HIM FROM YOUR MIND !!!!!!!
NEVER!
You ask the impossible!
Why did you yell it? And capitalize all of it. Don't think you yell this real loud. I think you say it in a calm voice to give it more sarcasm.
Hey, hey, now let’s not go all overboard banishing Marks, okay?
Oh Hi mark
When the wife asks her husband 'Who are the Goblins?', it sounds like she is asking about a new couple that just moved in next door.
They’re the band that made the soundtrack to Dawn of the Dead
"Joshua, start singing my favorite public domain song!"
😆 ikr
If you pause the video are 8:03...that's what a rabbit looks like in the headlights of your car...just seconds before that distinctive kah-thump...and squelch.
Nobody _requests_ Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Also, the title is like half the song 😅
That's the song she loves so much. Row row row your boat touched her heart.
🎵It's howdy doody time, it's howdy doody time 🎶
I was _that_ person who saw this movie at age 5 and was legitimately traumatized by it.
I woke up in the middle of the night and my dad was watching this, and because it was such a stupid horror movie he didn't think to take it off, and I wasn't scared by it at all, more confused. Then that Italian horror "fuck you" ending blindsides the viewer and I was terrified of being eaten in the shower, or waking up to find my entire family gone for years.
haha same here, my dad and his friend were watching it and laughing but as a kid, maybe 7 years old, it totally freaked me out
The Silver Bullet was mine; I feel ya!
Man, I live in Alabama and I recently found out that the dad in this movie is a dentist in the city I work in! I’ve got to go get him to sign my copy of Troll 2 and check my plaque build up.
I remember MST3K riffed this movie and that was one of their factoids.
Give us an update!
Have you seen the documentary about this movie? It's called Best Worst Movie.
That’s interesting because I’ve never seen Troll 2 but the dad looks familiar so pretty sure he’s been in other stuff. Interesting that he quit acting to do dentistry. Certainly a more reliable career
Yeah, i live in Huntsville, but my buddy from my home in the Wiregrass met him at a festival out at Waverly after his band's set. Said he was a super nice guy.
The mother always terrified me in this movie when I was wee. Her facial expressions/or lack there of, while she delivers her lines (with zero human characteristics) led me to believe that she was imagining what the head of whoever she was conversing with would like like on a stick. Proper serial killer vibes.
Those are just the ones that give themselves away. It's the charmers like Bundy you have to learn to detect.
The documentary about the movie showed that the actress playing the mom was actually seriously mentally ill
gets punched in the 'nads. "aw damn, guess i'm gay now"
i guess that's the stigma?
I guess I'm super gay lol. 🌈
Meaning you've been punched in the nuts repeatedly?
I hope for a spin-off movie with Grandpa Seth as a protagonist. I want to see how he became a powerful spawn of Hell.
Absolutely. I need that back story
Grandpa Seth has remained in all our hearts, but you must banish him from your mind.
Being turned into plants so the goblins can eat you...or they could just eat plants?
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
dont piss on hospitality
Don't. . . Don't go trying to look for logic in this movie. .
It's like when vegan eats plants product but still want to disguise them as meat product
I actually showed this movie to my mom and she was taking it seriously! My brother and I would be laughing and she'd be like, "Shhh I'm trying to watch this." 😂
imagine if Coppola´s Dracula had a scene where Keanu Reeves says "i´m going to a city called eripmav...wait eripmav is VAMPIRE SPELLED BACKWARDS"
I guess you don't know about Alucard.
Throw in a ninja attack and you can have my money.👍
@@Top10WizardReviews Or Dr Acula. (Both of which appear in more than one film)
@@kungfew1396 How about a gymkata fight?
@@donkrouskop1582 Ooh even better!!!😂
this movie has one of the best movie quotes "you don't piss on hospitality"
“OH MY GOD…”
Uncle Seth "accidentally" creeped on his niece, in the mirror. I think we know why he was in Hell...
yeah the explanation ''I can't learn the layout'' was a bad one
Wasn't she his granddaughter?
😮
Not “Uncle”…GRANDDAD!
"I've never had curds and whey."
Me: "What? No whey!"
You are a TCapper.
Take a trip to the beach.
Cottage cheese
No mames buey.
We need a series called : " Dating Mark".
Where Mark tells us all his horror dating stories. 😂😂😂
I love how one minute he’s standing right in front of the goblins and the next he’s far enough away for them to throw a spear.
"Who are the Goblins?"
An Italian prog rock band that does a lot of music in Dario Argento's movies 🎥
Killer dwarfs
thats Goblin.. i think they were Cherry Five before that
@@Miquitzli
They were credited as “The Goblins” on many English Language prints of Argento films like Suspiria etc. So
Mark: "This popcorn sex scene is the hottest sex scene in movie history.... I had this ex-girlfriend...."
Lol
as an italian I had no idea troll 2 was directed by two fellows.
never have I felt more pride in my life
Italy has made some awful films... But it's made some great ones so evens out
You guys gave us the Sopranos...everything else is forgiven
Keep the Colosseum, keep the Trevi fountain, keep the statue of David, and he'll even the entirety of Venice. When I want to experience the wonder and majesty of Italy, give me Trolls 2.
Mark's dating history indeed sounds like a series of unfortunate events...
Edited: thank you for popping my corn!
“Clearly you’re dishonest about your freckles” I’m dead
That killed me.
I re-enact that dance scene every night before bed. Took a lot of practice.
I love the fact one of the many reasons this film is so wacky is the language barrier between the people that made it.
I just read the Wiki on this film. I guess the entire film crew was Italian while the actors were inexperienced Americans. Now it all makes sense.
16:36 Very common with Italian movies, having a second title that tries to pass itself off as a sequel to a movie that did well in multiple markets. But then, every Italian genre movie has fifteen titles to begin with.
"All my friends had become vegetarians ... and it pissed me off."
Not gonna lie, I kinda admire that she was so upset about it she made a whole movie. XD
Vegans are usually horrible people though.
And makes a movie called "TROLLS".
It's about Goblins.
Like the film "REVENGE OF THE DRAGON''S TESTICLES".
It's about a murderous alien vagina, that turns It's victims into phaluses for easy consumption.
Yes I had to admire that level of pissed-offedness.
I love trolls 2. The language barrier adds so much explanation as to the awkwardness of the script. It's even funnier that they didn't even bother to have an English speaking person review & Dr the script lol
Fun Fact the Director of the documentary Best worst movie is the kid who played in the film
Somehow someway I heard that line about hospitality. Years ago on TH-cam and you just made it full circle. Thank you for more than you know
So the writer was making fun of her vegetarian friends. She`s the troll. That just makes everything so much better
"You can't piss on hospitality. I WONT ALLOW IT!!"
*loosens belt*
The goblins system for eating is as needlessly complicated as the reproduction cycle of Xenomorphs.
The goblins are Italian. Rosella druli is a vampire proof th-cam.com/video/n7rjEEk7q9M/w-d-xo.html
Its as organic and wholefood'sy as it can be
"Who puts that much bologna on a sandwich?"
Me, currently eating a stacked bologna sandwich: "Beats me."
You should have said:
“Oh, bologna!”
“Michael, who are the goblins?” “Goblin? You know, they did the soundtrack for Suspiria”
And Dawn of the Dead.
My mum calls them The Goblins
Great soundtrack!
Hey Mark, from Ned in Spain. I love hilariously bad movies and this was a stellar example. Your breakdown and comments were great. One thing I saw in the film credits made me do a double take. The costume designer was the one and only Laura Gemser, a beautiful half Indonesian and Dutch model who was in a pile of Euro Trash movies including about 15 or 20 " Emmanuel" films and in lots of Men's magazines, mostly in Italy. It makes sense that she would be known to the producer and writer of this ep-ick. Take care and love your channel.
Its quite something when the best actor in the movie is an 8 year old
I can go one better. I've seen films in which the best actor is an actual animal.
@@anonb4632 see the best actor in hell. Oscar meyer is in hell and eats apples. th-cam.com/video/n7rjEEk7q9M/w-d-xo.html
Sorry, but the plants were Academy Award winning material compared to the rest of those goons.
I'm waiting for "STONER TROLLS 2",
where they turn their victims into coca, cannabis and opium poppy plants.
I thought the fly on the guys forehead was the best actor
@@KavytonHiisseli That's cheating. The fly had no dialogue.
The mom was scarier than the goblins...
The mom scared me the most in the movie
Legit nutcase 😂
I think the shop keeper was also dealing with mental illness during production. I’m pretty sure it was mentioned in the documentary.
She was creepy for real
She got crazy eyes
@@BobbaDons jesus Christ... Its a low budget movie wtf are you people actually complaining about? Actors have rent to pay, some live in their cars.... Some have 2 jobs. The movie is fked up because of the low budget. That is all! Christ Yaull talking about this lady as if her crappy acting was apart of the storyline.
God please destroy these idiots faster! Amen.
"And suddenly he goes into sexual predetor mode" OMG I'm in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:55 can we take a minute to appreciate the kid's Joker poster.
Some scary looking poster it is.
Its from the killing joke comic.
@@mwont this is more scary.
th-cam.com/video/iMp7BHahY8c/w-d-xo.html watch his movie when you are bored. He's a dark Sith... And his forehead is blessed with the blood and guts of little baby jesus. His writing is not from this planet. Go love him. Use a fake account if you have to. Get spiritual food from him
Yeah, I'm not even really into comic books but I was thinking how for back then, that is actually one of the better Joker depictions. Certainly a more mature/darker version than the Joker from the animated series.
This is exactly the kind of movie I would end up watching at 2 AM as a kid, when everybody else was asleep, and I was home sick from the flu. xD Such memories!
Your first Troll 2 review is literally the reason why I subbed to this channel years ago! That Tupac joke about the kid with a black bandana still stays with me 😂
It's too bad all those old reviews are gone. :(
The sherif goblin has a shotgun but when they rush in they are carrying sticks?
Stephen Spielberg much have changed it in post, like ET with those walkie talkies
0:43 *My dads favourite guy was the one in the upper left corner he laughed whenever he'd see him...I'd throw this on at the lake randomly...10 months today since you left dad..miss you so much*
So sorry for your loss. It's good that you have fond memories of him. 💕
this is the best review channel on youtube. been watching for 5 years. wonderful stuff.
The harshest anti vegetarian movie ever!
Harshest or, honest? 🤔
@@GODCONVOYPRIME Maybe both
@@GODCONVOYPRIME My aunt and late uncle are vegetarian. I never saw them turning people into vegetables to eat them, but that COULD be because auntie's a very good cook and can make things that taste better than people-turned-into-plant-goop.
Maybe that's all it takes for Golbins to be good people. Just teach them how to cook the foods they already have, and they won't eat people.
The screenwriter wrote the film solely as a way to get back at her friends for turning vegetarian. Apparently Italians are really weird about vegetarianism, since it's come up in quite a few movies from there.
That Bill Cosby movie “Leonard: Part 6” comes close as well
The best line in this movie: “Grab the pot and drag me out of here!”
... what ya say to friends when at a tedious party.
I’m shocked Mark didn’t say anything about the milk not being in a bag eh?
Take off, eh? Ya hoser.
Canadian! Quickly we must eat him!
He needs to convert his reviews to the metric system.
Well, it’s mostly an Ontario thing…
@@markiangooley Can I bum a dart bud
The dialogue is pretty much what Italian giallo films sound like, but in English. They needed an American writer to make it sound less insane and a dialogue/acting coach.This is what you get when the crew speaks one language and the cast speaks another and there is only basic translation.
Laura Gemser (best know as Black Emmanuelle) was the costume designer for Troll 2 and the only person on set who spoke both Italian and English. It also didn't help that director Claudio Fragasso has an ego large enough to make Trump's look like a fruit fly in comparison. Several of the actors said they went to Fragasso (with Gemser as translator) and asked to tweak the dialogue to make it more American and his answer was "I know what American teenagers sound like!"
Hope you are feeling better Mark, always great to see you.
Him pausing time to pee on his families food is actually the most realistic depiction of a child's use of time-pausing in a story that i've ever seen.
His character motivation made perfect sense.
Usually when they throw that trope in the kid just turns people's shirts inside out or pulls people's pants down around their ankles etc.
The scene kinda reminds me of "Click" with Adam Sandler but it makes even more sense since this character is an actual child.
so...they kinda got one thing inside this train wreck to be mediocre instead of bad. It's not even consistently bad...it's like a Turducken of failure. Amazing.
So, the Italian director hated Vegetarian/Vegans - and made a horror movie that paints them as murderous, ironic 'goblins' - but the movie is called Troll 2 so it could piggyback off the original Troll movie?
And then from pre-production to movie wrap, he just decided to make the greatest bad movie ever made?
We need more anti-vegan films.
apparently he didn't intend for it to be that way but quickly caught on that people only loved it for how bad it was. the documentary is worth a watch. I mean, if you make something out of a spiteful idea as dumb as "my friends vegetarian now, me mad," there's a decent chance everything else that involves filmmaking becomes a second thought
I wonder if craft services served nothing but meat?
When I have a bad day, I come watch this review because your joy is infectious.
Everybody likes that "Ooh My GAAAWD!!" scene, but I hate it cuz I can only focus on that angry fly on his forehead
I think you're not the only one lol.
If it helps try to focus on him saying "they're eating her" then the physical act of him remembering his line "and then they're gonna eat me"
There's a fly on your forehead.
OMG!!!!!!
11:48
That fly on his forehead was snubbed an Academy Award Nom for “Best Supporting Actor”.
Troll 2 the very definition of a sequel having nothing to do with the original movie.
Up until Troll 3
The bad acting, low budget and odd lines just make it really creepy lol
Best lines on this movie:
"NILBOG that is Goblin backwards."
And of course "Oh My God"
_"Oh my gaaaawwwwdddd!"_
I love my Goblin Klim.
_‘A DOUBLE-DECKER BOLOGNA SANDWICH!!!’_
_‘What are you gonna do to me, Daddy?’_
_‘I’m tightening my belt by one loop so I don’t feel the hunger pains! Your mother and sister will have to do likewise! ...And you can’t piss on hospitality! I won’t allow it!’_
_‘No... Please... No more popcorn....’_
"Tightening my belt by one loop so I don't feel hunger pains."
-Michael
Reminding me of your old videos... you've come so far, bud. Loving this shit
I recently discovered your channel. Cool that you watch Mark too!
Heyyo I loved your ghost videos man keep up the great work
He hasn't changed his style since he had a co host on the channel?
Fat
You dumped shoeonhead during quarantine for a younger version of herself lol.
The best part for me is the delivery of the dialogue - very 1st year drama community class level. Perfection!
"I never really felt like I gave this movie the treatment that it deserves"... Well Mark, you certainly did it this time and then some; your enthusiasm throughout this review would make anyone want to see it, even those who have seen it a million times. Thanks and congrats (oh and this was the absolute best "welcome back to the show" yet, haha!)
It was the best welcome back to the show indeed
I love how you emphasize "toooooo the show". You've made it Mark, you have a catch phrase.
Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute... Why would goblins want to eat people if they can just eat greens?
Probably because they lack talent in growing veggies or they keep eating them all and they ran out of food. Logic feels lacking there.
The magic makes it tastier and the soil isn't good for most plants?
Its ancient custom,do you question the egg-delivering easterbunny too?
New series: Marks weird ex-girlfriends
I discovered this movie as a kid at a local video store. My friends and I would rent it repeatedly. Decades later, I get to introduce my kids to this epic movie.
Damn, wish you could upload that Catwoman review of you and Scott losing your shit.
I miss all of the old videos
Those videos were awesome! Especially the captain America one lol
@@NA9ALM5 what does the little guy have to do with any of this?
LucasMR321 The Twilight reviews were also so funny
@@NA9ALM5 ah ok. I had no idea who diesel was
I think "YOU CANT PISS ON HOSPITALITY! I WONT ALLOW IT!" has became my new favourite line of any movie ever. Along with "are you still smoking pot Holly?"
This movies poster used to scare the hell out of me when we would go to the video rental store. Scared me to death.
There are plenty of just plain bad movies out there but something like Troll2 truly defines 'camp value': a show so bad that it is actually good.
The best thing about Troll 2 is talking and discussing about Troll 2.
I actually have Troll 2 in my movie collection so I am allowed to be here!
Call me crazy but if there is a movie that's been made with bad acting, a terrible storyline and very low budget it most likely will be in my movie collection.
One of the many demented reasons I enjoy your channel.
Troll 2 is king. I hope this means you may redo those bad superhero movies one day as well! Those are some of my favorites from the old days. And the Twilight series
I don't know. For me, it is and will probably always be the "STAR WARS Holiday Special".
Because not only can you watch the utter disbelief in the face of the person you're watching it with. If you chose your company wisely, you picked a good-hearted Star Wars fan. And then you can see not only shock, but true, deeply felt pain as well. So beautiful.
"WELCOME BACK 'TWO' THE SHOW..."
Me: Does this mean something.
Narrator: “it did”
@@FanboyFlicks
Not narrator: but did it really?
I have no idea what that could be in reference to. Am I just slow lol?
@@adiahaalexander9359 slow. Lawl. All good.
@@FanboyFlicks Oops, I seem to have made a wrong turn as I was looking for GoodBadFlicks.
This is DEFINITELY an entertaining film!!! I loooove how you are giving us another review of it! Your original review was sooo good- I watched it at least 5 times.
This channel is a gem. It's consistently one of the best things on TH-cam. Your humor and comedic style is perfect. You deserve serious praise.
Yeah, a lot of people try to do what Mark's doing but fail. I think the deadpan Canadian sarcasm and cynicism wins out.
"You can't piss on hospitality!" I'm definitely going to use that one on my kids.
“What are you talking about, dad? I just asked if I can turn on the AC for the night. And you said a bad word”
Shakes the swear jar*
Troll 2 is the kind of movie that’s never not funny no matter how many times I see it or who I’m watching it with. It’s my favorite bad movie, hands down.
Holy hell!!! Another Hardwick!!!
Fun fact not only is there goblins in the movie not trolls they also refer to them as gnomes on the back of the box.
Everytime I watch Troll 2, i get a weird craving for popcorn...
It would be great if you did more “Guess that Line” in your future reviews!! Completely hilarious!!
Ghost Yoda stole the summoning lightning move from Grandpa Seth XD I have enjoyed this movie back when I was a kid and I never thought it was a bad movie
The scariest part of the movie is the mildly creepy shot at 4:11.
It is great to see you again, Mark! Your videos have become a ray of sunshine in this Covid-filled state of Texas. Thank you for what you do.
th-cam.com/video/1-Snme2w97c/w-d-xo.html I thought for sure was funny comment full movie thanks
It's the perfect movie title. The studio Trolled us into thinking this was a movie about trolls.
Curds and wey is literally cottage cheese
So as nasty as chris or james or mark
Described
Thank you, I was beginning to think I was the only person to catch rhat. Shame shame Mark, you should know that, lol.
@@moneypenny0076 so funny..yeah he shoulda known lol.
Don't know how I missed that...
Cottage cheese is delicious.
The writers were delighted to add magic to grandpa's character so that they could get out of any situation. Barely an inconvenience
I am italian and currently both horrified and amazed by the people that made this movie
You guys created Animated Titanic movies too, truly great Italian legacy left to the world
I love Troll 2. I watched it while in prison (pharmacy burglarys) and MST3K when possible. Kept me sane and in good spirits until i was released 5 years later. Fun fact, i had over 10 hardened criminals watching MST3K 😅 they thought i was crazy until they watched it and loved it.
Excellent video, subscribed early today.
Troll 2 is the opposite of the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Reading three funny tweets about the Star Wars Holiday Special will give you as much enjoyment as actually watching the goddamn thing.
But no amount of snarky internet reviews of Troll 2 can substitute for actually watching it.
Yeah it's the classic case of "so bad it's fun to watch" versus "so bad I feel a lifelong sense of regret at having watched it."
Right around the time TROLL 2 came out, Claudio Fragasso turned his career around and was nominated for a bunch of Italian Oscars just a few years later. Guess the movie about the vegetarian goblins was a wake up call for him and his career.
I really wish you'd post more often.
Lord Krythic has bespoken the truth.
@@kevinr.3542 indeed he has
The most amusing part is that the director is infuriated by the fact that people love this movie for being so crappy.
The money all goes to the same place.
This channel was how I found out Trolls 2 existed, and I'm very grateful for it
“Very aggressively towards the path of inner peace.” Very true.
I saw this growing up in the early 90s, was odd, slightly terrifying, and so bonkers. Love it!
I need a shirt that says “And you can’t piss on hospitality, I won’t allow it.”
This movie always freaked me out as a kid, and it’s so funny how many people love it now. Thanks for the excellent review Mark I love it 🖤💁🏻♀️👍🏻!!!!