The Internet's Most Absurd Lies
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This week: we take a trip down memory lane and talk about some people lying on the internet. Enjoy!
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comment "i am typing this with egg"
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I ask my son who works in Detroit as an auto industry engineer if he's ever heard of "Iron" and he said yeah they're using it to create the Chevy Silverado. When i told him that's what was in our blood his jaw dropped...his words were trucks, they are making trucks.
Finally, I can be a Transformer
No cap? 😲
Deadass? 😨
Damn bro at least I’ll finally be thicc in the back
yooo,! so like if I'm a truck... and UR a truck 😳😳
“What’s up pranksters, today we’re gonna gentrify a neighborhood” was way funnier than any background noise has any right to be.
i read this as that was being said lmao
Ah yes I hate it when people forget to *gentrify a neighborhood*
“As a goof!”
Prankster? I barely know 'er
LITERALLY HAHA
"Instead of stopping global warming, world hunger or...James Charles..." I laughed so hard I accidentally spit a piece of egg out of nowhere, it got mad, vaccinated me, and now...I'm a drone.
Bro, you're so lucky, I had to shift to become a drone
I know you grinned while typing this lol
and everyone clapped
did the egg turn into a jesus drawing?
"it got mad and vaccinated me"
that literally made me laugh so hard i choked on that same egg and it flew up my nose so hard my brain exploded. i died and then i saw jesus in heaven and he sent me back because he thought i was cute. then everyone clapped.
back in my day, we called “shifting” “using your imagination”. It’s crazy how language evolves so fast!
Go back to your retirement home gramps
“Alex you got me fucked up” is frankly the only real response that matters.
@Willy on Wheels That is, without a doubt, the worst song that my ears have had the misfortune of hearing
Isn’t it funny how this dunce doesn’t realize Alex is a name for both sexes of humans. I’m just kidding I love Kurtis he’s not a dunce
@@Justkj02 i assumed alex was a girl. then kurtis referred to alex as a guy. and the story went from fucked-up level 1000 to fucked-up level 1000000000000.
@@hova8337why is it more fucked up that the dad did it to a son over a daughter?
@@ErieRosewood he's gay too, his wife would think that not only he wanted a incestuous relationship with her son but was also a closeted gay who was never sexually attracted to her.
"hasn't jk rowling done enough damage" i literally cackled so hard egg fell out my mouth and liked this video
Wow that egg must've loved this video
do you think the egg really liked the video or if it was just an accident?
their must’ve been graphine oxide in their egg, drone egg, can’t be a coincidence 😡😡😡😡
i literally haha’d so hard a severed human finger came out of my nose and liked this comment and then typed this comment
“Remember that year? 2019? The last time we were truly happy?”
Me in 2019: *rock bottom, heavily depressed, worst year of my life* “yeah…. no”
Hi Kurtis, I cried laughing at "just shift to a reality where I didn't say this" that is a top tier comeback and I'm obsessed with it thank you
@maia. Lmaooo
I’m gonna start using this in arguments 💀
as a shifter this part was so funny to me lmfao
as a shitter this part was so funny to me lmfao
Bruh why the spoiler rip
“Our father who art attack in heaven” is permanently engraved in my mind
Thank YOU! I'm surprised that this is the first Art Attack comment! 😊...or maybe I'm just ageing myself. 😢 I used to love that show.
kurtis asking himself 'what am i doing' as he's squishing a piece of egg on his iphone is comedy gold. for once in my life i wanna say 'thank you jake paul'
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I read this before watching the video, thank you for blessing my eyes
It's not about whether Kurtis' jokes are corny or not. The *real* focal point is the masterful level of which he commits to the follow through.
Links
Gots to see it thru my boi
his jokes are so bad and corny and he KNOWS that and that’s what makes it funny
And that’s why we love our mayor!
Believe it! Lol
everytime i watch one of kurtis’ videos, he looks more and more like a 70’s sitcom father
Oh shit he does-
But an edgy father. His nose piercing adds pure perfection
Oh my gawd he's secretly weird Al yankavichs son come on
Love the aesthetic
@@jennifercarney8657 bro I never thought of that
GUYS I WAS EATING A GRANOLA BAR AND IT FELL OUT OF MY MOUTH AND CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO AND LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED OMG
This is real, I was the granola bar
@@ClassyCorgiwow a real life granola bar!??!?!?!
BASED GRANOLA BAR FOR THE WIN!!!
This may be the most funny comment I have ever left on a video, not sure if I should be proud of me 10 months ago.
fucking liar. i was the granola bar. everyone clapped afterwards
Watching Kurtis press an egg onto his phone while contemplating what he's doing is by far the funniest thing ever
Duuude😭😂😂😂
IK HE FUCKING KILLED ME
He was like contemplating his life decisions so far
the fact that he was so scientific and thorough with his egg experiment in the first place lsdkjflskdjf
imagine: you’re eating eggs for breakfast as a piece falls out of your mouth, scheduling a covid vaccine appointment, thus bringing upon the transformation from human into drone & speeding up your plan of world domination
And after all that your dad gives you a hickey
Heather calm down. We are all going to die anyways. You can't run away from the world like the movies 😫
Hickey Dad ate all my eggs :(
Omg no way I read this comment while eating eggs and the eggs LEGIT fell off my fork and liked your comment and also wrote this entire response.
"Sup" - Eggy bois
that would be very really good
Your gradual development into the 70’s/80’s dad aesthetic is the biggest reason I keep coming back.
I definitely noticed that too!
and now we have hickey dad aesthetics yay!
honestly the 80s dad aesthetic is so hot on people
kurtis conner gives me extreme gender envy
He also has a major "cool teacher" vibe ^^
I did a cool backflip the other day but no one saw it except Obama, and he gave me a crisp high five. Then everybody clapped
crisp
I can confirm. I was Obama’s left ear.
@@F8llen_Meh yoooo i was the knat in his left ear i remember you!
@@petermmm42 wait do you mean gnat?
@@Dowjy yes
Therapist: “Hickey Dad isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.”
Hickey Dad: (pulling off therapist mask) get pranked!
HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say me good good GOOD videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear kev
@@AxxLAfriku bro what kinda drugs are you on and where can I find some
@@Ant-ud2ql he's just a guy who comments on popular youtubers comment section, he used to talk about having 2 girlfriends on someordinarygamers and penguinz0s channels
@@ALIMALI-gb6gl yea they're a troll with too much time on their hands.
@@ALIMALI-gb6gl Yeah his comments keep getting worse. I almost miss the stupid “I have 2 girlfriends” ones 😂
The nutterbutter incident has “and everybody clapped” energy
yeah he mentioned that phrase lmao
“The Nutterbutter Incident” is a set of words i didn’t think i’d hear today /lh
And obama was there
I really hope the cow types this out
@@nishmelashak7898 and he gave him his credit card
"Fat, smelly elf bussy" is possibly the most horrific thing I've ever heard
Some words should never be put together in a sentence lmao
This is up there with “scrawny clown snatch”
Hearing those words felt like a fucking cartoon mallet to the head
but also quite possibly one of the funniest fuckin cohort of words
@@likeapro4242 Jokes on you: _I'm into that shit_
I love how he's so respectful about the things he discusses, even if he thinks it's fucking stupid
where i come from they call that Covering Yo Ass
and then he literally shits on people for not being vaxxed 2 seconds later as if some people dont have fucking medical conditions and autoimmune shit that prevents it laugh out loud
@@annika6211 he clearly isn’t talking about people with a medical exemption lol.
@@annika6211 He literally makes a joke later in the video and mentions that getting vaxxed helps protect people who are immunocompromised lmao
@@annika6211 are you mentally compromised?
I like how nobody is talking about "fat smelly elf bussy" because really I don't think any of us should.
i was going to like it but it's at 69. please update me when it is no longer at 69
@@eelthan its past 69 lol
Why can I actually smell it wtf
@@wafflefalafel9442 thank you
@@thealienfrommars8551 how do you know what fat elf bussy smells like
The way Kurtis was speechless after he liked a tweet with egg
Tbh that blew my mind
Real lye
"and if you're upset with me, just shift to a reality where I didn't say this and we're all good" IM FUCKING PISSING MYSELF AT THIS
yay 100th like on your comment :))
222nd like
Well, clean it up!
@@Crimson-nu8nt drink it
same 😭😭
I developed maladaptive daydreaming in like elementary school. Im sure some of these people are lying but I believe most of them have trained themselves to develop this struggle
I saw a video of a girl talking about putting her body on auto pilot and going through life while she was "shifting" witch is the exact way I would go through life when struggling with maladaptive daydreaming
its sad because they are definetly struggling
@@housecat825 as an ex-shifter (i never actually "shifted" but I was really into it), i never thought about it like that. Even when i believed shifting was real I thought the whole clones thing was a load of bullshit and I didn't understand it at all... But that makes a lot of sense, it just being maldaptive daydreaming
@@housecat825 tbh shifting is just forced lucid dreaming or vivid daydream
"the group of nonbelievers fell to their knees" has the same energy as "the jock dies instantly"
And Obama is there
The cop started reading the homestuck update on his phone and started freaking out and his partner gave him a shock blanket
Then everyone clapped
The Jesus one was definitely ironic
Wait what is "the jock dies instantly" from?
imagine having the power to literally go to any reality you want, and you chose to shift to RIVERDALE of all places.
lmao
Hahaha i would go there to experience the epic highs and lows of high school football 😂
but what if ur weird and a weirdo 😔
Your pfp!
@@Gidget_Gadget GOOD TO KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY EPITHET ERASED FAN LEFT IN THIS WORLD /POS
i am typing this with an uncooked egg yoke and this is true so beat that
can confirm, im the device the comment by the egg yolk was commented on
Hi, ur gorgeous
thought you were tana mogeau, almost had a life crisis
Where is the cow Tara where is she
this just proves y'all like to play with chicken menstruation... 🤮😂💀
Shifting is more popular now than ever and it's scary because I saw a video saying they were going to "permanently shift" and all the comments were encouraging them??? Like they were all "I'll miss my family but I know this is better for me" - uh... That's concerning.
Shifting makes me sad because I knew someone who was suicidal once and used Shifting as an escape a lot of these ppl are just mentally ill and use it as a form of escapism
Yeah one of my friends told me that when his parents die he will just perma shift somewhere else and like 12yr old me was baffeled
This sounds exactly like what Leo Dicaprio's wife does in Inception. That's very disturbing
"permanently shifting" means dying right?
@@mrfelix6569no..
I ask my son who works at a grocery store if he ever heard of apples and he said yeah they're using it to create energy for the human body. When I told him that's what was in the food his jaw dropped...his words were living human beings. They are making living human beings.
That’s insane… we gotta spread the word
I heard they use apple in strudels and pie
@@SoggyOpossum bro… omg. We’ve been tricked… imma have to buy my nutter butters somewhere else
Careful there's peanut stuff in it, that turns you into someone who is enjoying themselves, don't trust everything you hear on the intornets
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anyone else excited for the drone transformations to begin? I hope I have good battery life
Same, bro. The places I'll go...
I hope I’m a drone that can fly these gas prices are getting out of hand
@@ambersomething1693 so are deez nutz
Knowing my luck, when I go drone I’ll probably crash into a tree
Nah we’ll all have iPhone battery lives
“Fat smelly elf bussy” is not a sentence I ever expected to hear, and I hope I never have to hear it again
✨F a t S m e l l y E l f B u s s y✨
Bussy full of Beans
@A-Goat
The smelly beans
not a sentence but i completely agree with this sentiment
😭🤣🤣
I keep laughing at 9:46 Kurtis made that face and that sound effect played in perfect unison; It's hilarious I'm dying
i wish i could shift to a reality where id never heard the phrase “fat smelly elf bussy”
Im going to shift to a reality where none of those words exist
This made me laugh way too hard lol
same
@@modricsgf don’t kick the baby kyle
Same
I can't believe that I finally managed to shift into a reality where Kurtis Conner is real. Please I'm sobbing, I can't go back to my normal reality.
Wait huh?
I’m trying shift recently and what happened to kurtis in ur cr?
@@7itus866 it’s a joke lol
@@7itus866 They’re making fun of shifters.
lmao
if i had a nickel for every time kurtis has green screened himself into his own room, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
omg this is a phineas and ferb reference and im glad i was cultured enough to realise
I read it in the voice
doofemshmirtz evil incorporated
🤣 I LOVE this comment 💜
IM SO HAPPY PEOPLE STILL KNOW THIS
my favorite reality shifting related post was the person who said they killed draco malfoy while shifting and people were legit arguing in the comments that the OP was a murderer and should go to jail for killing a fictional character in a dream
HELP
MEE WHAT
On a genuine note, that salt portrait of Jesus was actually done by a very talented artist and I genuinely think the piece was very well done. Gravity could never.
"gravity could never" 😂😂😂
@@deedeexYT he’s technically not wrong
@@jujt2258 well I mean technically it could happen but the odds are astronomically low
I thought it was satire from how stupid it was
@@ASuspiciouslyCommunistToaster Same
I will never forgive Kurtis for making me read/hear the phrase: “fat smelly elf bussy”
i read this b4 watching the video and i was still Unprepared
Elfussy 🤤
I WASN'T PREPARED
lmao
Me who read badussy* BOOTY DIQ AND PU-
Who’s going to tell the shifters that Americans don’t go to Hogwarts, they go to Ilvermorny
Part of me hopes Hickey Dad is a recurring character. The other part of me never wants to see him again.
not me reading your comment and trying to remember when I wrote that-
Same, except every part of me hopes Hickey Dad is a recurring character.
@@isitleeyourelookingfor6352 I did the same thing when I looked at your comment- pfp twins?
plot twist: Kurtis secretly shifts to Kurtistown and cries himself to sleep wishing he was really a mayor
i read that as shits to kurtistown lmao
@@TJ_Atlas ...
...makes a lot more sense-
LOL
Lmaoo
“hasn’t jk rowling done enough damage” is the best quote of the video
I'm glad she really cares about her fellow women. At least someone out there does.
What damage? 🤔
@@Maialeen she's literally a terf
For context, JK Rowling had said some transphobic things and I'm sure there's other things she's said that are problematic
@@Aliisempaii she leverages her influence and platform to attack trans women. her actions alone have contributed massively to the huge increase in transphobia in the UK.
When the vaccines were initially being released I asked my hairdresser if she was getting it, she became genuinely insulted and said "that's like asking a woman if she's had an abortion."
Anddd I haven't been to her since
And everyone stood up and clapped...
@@po69tato?? Just because people fake stories on the internet doesn’t mean every story is fake, there is literally nothing unrealistic about this lmao
@@wednesdaysartcastle9018 WOW LITERALLY!?! why would you ask if someone is vaccinated? If that story is true then that's a sad person that should mind their own business or they're a liar.
@@po69tato I’m pretty sure you’re a troll but in case you’re just dumb- asking if someone has the vaccine is a standard safety measure for anyone who would rather not get covid. Also,, it really isn’t a private thing? Like, no one is offended about flu shots coming up in everyday conversation lmao
@@po69tatobecause some people have things like autoimmune disorders and if someone isnt vaccinated, that person has a highee chance of getting covid. that could put the immunocompromised person at risk of getting covid, which could be VERY dangerous.
As someone who can't even recall what they've dreamt for the past 2 years, I can't relate to this lucid dreaming stuff
I've never lucid dreamed ive tried for months :(
Too much weed my guy
i can’t remember any of my dreams
I cant remember anything either lmao
Why is this guy just on top comment on every video I watch
I love that Harry Potter canonically has an American school but these people still pretend that if they existed in that world they would go to British school
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Unrelated but I have the plague doctor plush in your picture and he’s my favorite and I love that he is someone’s picture
@steph.annie.m true fans have read up on Ilvermorny though. it's definitely a form of escapism and they need therapy. also, who's paying their tuition in this universe? Ilvermorny seems like it would be cheaper than Hogwarts, and if they think this is real, why don't things like money come up? Also, why are they back in the 90s when Harry went there instead of in modern day Hogwarts? so many questions. like is Tom Felton not a person in the muggle world so he looks like a dude named Draco Malfoy back in the 90s?
@@ontxtteredwxngs do you need to pay for hogwarts????
@@hanaaarow7941 Yeah, it's a thing they mention in the books, Harry is wondering how he can afford a fancy school when his aunt and uncle won't pay for it, until he finds out his parents left him a fortune when they died.
Actually, Kurtis, shifting is really real, I was able to shift myself into reality where I was an egg that fell on Jake's phone, so it was me, I liked the tweet.
I was so scared where this comment was going but then it took the best turn.
@@LifeWKai same it really got me at the first half lol
Underrated comment.
so you can answer the question, did the egg actually like the tweet or was it an accident???
@@marnie6967 no, I was able to shift myself into a reality where I was the phone and the egg in fact did not interact with me. I was in excruciating pain from being an Apple product though so maybe I didn't have the best judgement.
an old friend of mine claimed that they shifted to Hogwarts and they were telling me the story. They said that I was in it, and they made every single detail some thing that I wanted, or some thing that I asked about it was like the exact same thing that I would’ve wanted and it first I was like oh my gosh, that’s so cool and then I started to realize there’s no way that if you shifted into a different reality for yourself, every single detail went along with what all I wanted there’s no way
Just gotta say: if that girl had actually gotten a Hogwarts letter, she would be expelled before she even went for exposing the wizarding world to Muggles
Bruh that's true. They're not even playing by the Wizarding World's rules lmao.
I honestly thought those types of people must be like hardcore fans who know the lore by heart and shit.
These people, I swear. Number one: you’re older than 11, so huh?
Two: not everyone who knows about the magical world will be magical. Like huh.
Three: the people who say they were friends or dating the people in the books, are they forgetting that the books are based in the 1990s to the 2000s.
@@aldentetoes130 yes! Lol SCORPIUS AND ALBUS are going into their 5th years rn.
Also you get people in America saying they got Hogwarts letters like it’s the only wizarding school in the world lmao. Let’s imagine for a moment that they were even still school age - why isn’t Ilvermorny or somewhere else taking them?
@@anotherterribleday literally. Americans who are not 11 are like "omg my Hogwarts letter" like 1. You mean Ilvermony? 2. You aren't 11 3. If you were some kinda transfer, why Hogwarts and not Beauxbatons or Durmstrang?
Kurtis isn’t really real. He’s actually a drone. I shifted to an alternate reality where Draco Malfoy actually told me.
Duh Hermione actually told me that the vaccine is fake
Malloy
@@ajlee2168 yes
I love this
When I don’t get an extra greeting 😱😰😥😓😏😏😏🙁🙁🙁🙁☹️☹️☹️☹️😕😕😕😖😖😖😖😟😟😫😫😫😫😫🥺🥺🥺🥺🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Kurtis has the most Toronto moustache I’ve ever seen, represent my brother
thanks bro
@@kurtisconner lmaooo
@@kurtisconner 69 likes 😈
What is a Toronto moustache
@@gvtterslag Kurtis's mustache
I hate the fact that I legitimately got somewhat emotionally invested at the Alien Dad monologue
Kurtis has never looked more Kurtis. Ever. The hair, the shirt, even the caterpillar on his lips.
He’s reached his truest form.
@@MissFelice sure has 😌
Lmao.. Caterpillar 💀
@@MissFelice the ultimate Kurtis
i can't wait to see kurtis's mouth butterfly when the caterpillar hatches out of its cocoon :D
Imagine unlocking the power to breach universes and you go to fucking riverdale
No I'd kms
GEHAJSJS FR
Faceplam
The actual show takes place in Canada but the Riverdale in NYC is nothing like the show 💀
I would cry. I would actually fucking cry tears of anguish, disgust, fear, and frustration.
Kurtis: doesn’t believe a single text post he sees
Cody Ko: believes every single thing on the internet he sees
kurtis is pretty gullible honestly lmao
@Doofy haha...
Nobody cares-
@Doofy k
just 2 canadians with opposite initials
@Doofy true bro you're way better than Kurtis Conner
my dad is anti vaxx and the 'drones theyre making drones' is so true (id love to be a drone tbh). he thinks there are nanobots in them 😭
I wanna shift into a reality where Kurtis still does the Extra Greetings
we must hold a twitter cancellation program for his lack of greeting. not cool
YES
Fool me once strike one, fool me twice… strike three
he needs to make a full apology video. no other content. just apologizing for not doing that
Eu também
I actually went to hogwarts once. It all started when i was getting my drone vaccine and my egg fell out of my mouth while getting nutter butter. Then, a lady flew into me with a shopping cart so hard it sent me to Hogwarts. Then everyone clapped.
Wow dude i did too whats the chance
Believed all of this up until you said everyone clapped
Then I *really* believed it
You forgot about giving your son a hickey on the way there 😹😼
you forgot about dumbledore giving Hagrid a hickey
I believe it
“what up pranksters, today we’re gonna gentrify a neighborhood… as a goof!” made me laugh so hard that some of the egg i was eating fell out of my mouth and typed out this comment. 😳
😳🤯🤯🤯😮😮
That’s crazy man
Woah that's crazy I laughed so hard that my egg fell out and liked your comment. I wasn't even eating which is even crazier
@@bfester3453 same its so crazy ive never even had an egg, but yk when life gives u lemons;
i don’t think mine was an egg :/…
A thing about shifting: If it's real how do we know that it's not 2 way, is every time someone shifts to Hogwarts is 1 step forward to having Voldemort shift to our reality and kill us all
i love the look in his face when he realized what point his life has gotten to when he was trying to like a tweet with a piece of scrambled eggs
hi hu tao why didnt i get u on the banner
I sincerely hope that I get to a point in my life where I get to do shit like that
“We’re gonna gentrify a neighborhood! As a goof!” Was such an underrated line.
Was looking for this comment, surprisingly few people noticed that
What video is that
I missed that completely
How is it underrated? I do it all the time, you don't?
@@rk-rk5wn it’s in this vid 💀
i find it hilarious that the girl who claimed to get her Hogwarts acceptance letter didn't realize that you're supposed to get it when you're 11, according to the HP lore
and she'd also be sharing the entire wizarding world with everyone tik tok
She obviously shifted to a reality where she is eleven, then shifted to a reality where matter from that reality can be brought back to other realities and also has the Harry Potter timeline, then returned to our reality and chose to only bring back a piece of paper
"according to the HP movies"
@@theandroidsentbycyberlife fixed it
She thinks America is still a British colony.
5:23 Foreshadowing? OMG GUYS MY HOT DOG FLEW OUT MY MOUTH AND HIT THE BUTTONS ON MY PS5 CONTROLLER AND MADE IT TYPE THAT OMG!?!?
His Joker Arc is going crazy, bringing back vids from 2019
@TommyInnit 🅥 woah it is the real tommyinit fr fr
@Doofy ok
@Doofy I’ll check u out
My dad won't get me vaccinated
Cause he's a moron thinking it's microchiped ,and even if it's chiped
the people tracking me wouldn't give a damn about me cause I'm as worthful a a penny.
@@ptrq3743 no its a bot 👁👄👁 im rlly hoping your joking because it joined 2 weeks ago
I was watching this video with my phone on my dashboard when a cop pulled me over. He said “you know it’s a state law to not use your phone while driving” I told him the law states you cannot be holding a phone while driving - and the phone was on my dashboard, not in my hands. He jumped in my car and gave me a hickey. Then he stormed off 😂 owned!
Then, everybody clapped.
This is true. I was the hickey
Dude wtf, I do this too🥲
The egg in my mouth liked this comment so much!
“The year 2019 the last year we were all truly happy“
Man I haven’t been truly happy since 2016
Yeah I agree I think 👍
Nah, 2012
It’s because 2019 was the last year before they turned 13, and everyone misses their childhood where all the bad stuff didn’t get to them :/
did u have another sandwich with u in 2016, lonely sandwich?
same, but since 1999.
my birthday is 2000-12-02
19:05 that was the most weird thing I saw. Ppl are so insecure that they had to rename imagination and daydreaming
im pretty sure it's just manifesting lucid dreaming
I'm pretty sure it's closer to lucid dreaming than just imagination or daydreaming lol
Yes but lucid dreaming is mostly during sleep while day dreaming is while awake. But it's still weird how they have this need to re name existing stuff
The best/worst thing about these Hogwarts is that even if Hogwarts were real they wouldn't be getting letters since the majority aren't 11y/o British children.
Shhh I’m still coping
Kurtis: you didn't get a letter to Hogwarts. Know why?
Me: she's too old
Kurtis: not real.
Me: oh. Right that too.
I only got the british thing right 😩
an abusive teacher? as in just one? i seem to recall the defense teachers getting swapped out yearly were also often quite spicy
Also if they are muggles they can't even get letters
You can literally buy personalised hogwarts acceptance letters. So yeah, she might not have printed it out, but she spent money on that lie. Embarrassing.
i'm pretty sure there is free template somewhere online that can be easily edited using any free image editing tools
yeah that was obviously a lie, when you shift, it is impossible to bring back things to this reality
@@user-wt7jn4jc6e no. Shifting is impossible
@@Monkey_11 okay!
@@user-wt7jn4jc6e 💅🏻
The fact that the shifting is mostly centered around Hogwarts leads me to believe that it’s just super Harry Potter fans dreaming about fan fiction.
That’s literally it, especially that “Fred and George were packing” person
As a harry potter fan I would like to apologize on behalf of the "shifters" 😩
Malfoy is packing tho. Its confirmed/s
@@bubby632 this lie going in the next internet lie video lmao
Before starting my comment i'd like to say that I'm not a psychologist, a doctor, What I'll say is based on some articles that I've read so not everything I'll say will be correct, if you have any knowledge on this please let me know !
English isn't my first language so I'm sorry for the mistake and if it's unclear
I don't believe in shifting in the way that you go in another which impossible *for me* (i respect other's beliefs), but I think that shifting is a phase between being awake and asleep, so possible in that way
So kinda like lucid dream ?
Because they listen to repetitive music and count in their head/out loud while being in a starship position so uhm i think they're either in a lucid dream, hypnotized or it's a placebo effect. They believe it to the point that they think it's real, let's take for example *some* extreme religious people who are obsessed with s4tan to the point that they think he's everywhere, and they'll start thinking that they're possesed so it will affect them, and their brain will make up symptoms that are only in their head but since they believe really hard in it, it'll affect their mental/physical health so it goes the same for shifters because their beliefs can change how they perceive the world, it can affect their irl life and even dreams
13:42 i feel like being given a hickey by your dad doesn't make you white trash, and more makes you a victim lol
the obsession with shifting is so interesting because it literally encourages dissociation/the idea that your current reality isn't good enough for you to live in
It can be extremely dangerous for those who are depressed, as they could take their own life to escape to this perceived other reality. Lucid and vivid dreaming is a side effect of depression and anxiety medications as well, so you're more likely to have these experiences that you think is "shifting" you to another universe, when reality it's a world created from your imagination that's grounded in your known experiences.
@@whatEMMAsaid truee
@@whatEMMAsaid I have some sort of a dissociative disorder, (I'm getting an evaluation soon) an it is not fun. It's so stressful.
I have ptsd and the way they can't live in reality and base their whole life around 'escaping' to some fictional universe IS VERY CLOSE to my trauma responses, where i will completely ignore anything real and dissociate from reality. Not saying everyone who wants to shift into harry potter is mentally ill but it's like? Definitely not good for teenagers to devote so much of their time to this shit
@@Jonito_xcx its not awesome. they're doing it to escape life, it's very harmful to developing brains since this is showed to them as a real thing and not just a dream
“alex you got me fucked up” actually killed me. she was so done.
I thought Alex was a girl lol.
She was 100% done with his BS 💀
She's a girl just because he says shes a guy don't mean its true he changed it for the joke im sure
@@tag.m2367 Its a unisex name so theres no way of knowing bro
Funniest HP shifting story is that person who shifted to Hogwarts and killed Draco Malfoy, and everyone in the comments was calling them a murder. I think about it all the time and cry laugh.
oh my god that was my introduction to what shifting was and I lost it. Core memory right there
Why are they calling vivid dreaming shifting, like they know they aren’t actually leaving our reality right 😭 I’m so confused on this
It’s literally just daydreaming while meditating. I’m actually really concerned for the people who think it’s real.
That's because when you shift the other reality is considered real and that includes the people.
I never shifted so I have no clue about it too much, even if I did shift I don't remember crap, I just remember what my body felt like (it's hard to explain because I don't really know if did even if I tried like 3 times. Do I believe in shifting? Yes, seeing as I do strongly believe in alternative realities and stuff. Do I think it's good? If you need inspiration for something then sure or need to escape every once in awhile, if you're a maladaptive daydreamer, then no, it's not healthy!)
7up the Soda I investigated a lot ant shifting for a while and even tried it (ofc nothing ever happened) but from what I researched it’s literally lucid dreaming :/ while I was sort of into it, I did have lucid dreams twice which was cool but it’s not like u go to another reality,, and the community is so strange because I feel that everyone mutually agreed to just pretend it’s real
so worried about being a drone … drones don’t pay taxes 😂 sign me up
this video is still so relevant 😢
One of my coworkers genuinely thinks the vaccine will make her grow a tail. I got my second dose back in June and I still haven't grown my tail. Disappointed
They lied to us. Where the fuck is my tail
Furries bouta be furious
I’ve gotten a booster too & im not even magnetic
What the fuck 😡
Please
bro even if youre not a furry or just really dont want a tail or whatever would make you not want one, having a tail would be so fucking cool you get a free 3rd arm and its way more flexible than any other part thatd be fuckin badass, might need to pay a bit extra for pants or long shirts but eh itll be worth it
The "hickey dad" skit was literally a cinematic masterpiece. The ending took me OUT
Nice pfp
@@chelseaandthebirds Tyy ❤
Hickey dad is God
Gerard way🦧🦧
Gerard?
"I got my Hogwarts letter yesterday" says the adult millennial woman, holding a letter sent to fictional eleven year olds
YEAH that part cracked me up way more than anything else in this vid.
Uhhh she obviously shifted to a reality where adults can go to school with children. Duh 🙄
she clearly got held back for not attending classes XD
@@rileymcgowan6490 literally the weirdest part about shifters to me is that they're older teens / adults going to school with kids and sometimes they say things like they slept with draco malfoy but like he's a CHILD and you're like 22 years old
Yeah the whole shifting thing has always rubbed me the wrong way. People can do whatever they want in their free time, but I’ve seen videos where they’re like “omg guys I’ve partially shifted, I’m super disconnected and seeing outlines of people everywhere!” Like no you are hallucinating please see a doctor
Kurtis: "I say that like I'm not actually a human. I am."
Get out of here, dude, we all know you're a drone by now.
Thats something a non human would say
I like to imagine one of these people shifting to Hogwarts and immediately getting arrested for being a creepy adult skulking around a school for children.
Wait yeah, some of these tiktoks are about dating students. Really hope those aren't from adults because...
@@shadowofthemoon3104 nah most shifters are kids so don't worry
What 😭 no you don’t appear there like an apparition. The whole point of shifting is that you already exist there, and you’re just becoming aware of the world that was going on over there.
Kinda like having VR goggles, playing Halo, then switching games to COD and playing as ur COD in-game character.
As long as ur Halo in-game character still exists, ur access to that game is still there, even if you’re currently not playing it. so you can always “log in” and continue life as your in-game character.
Even though you’re the same person playing all those games, you can’t actually spawn your human body into the game, nor can you ‘teleport’ your character from COD to Halo. You simply switch perspectives to whichever game you want to be in. That’s shifting.
It’s okay if you don’t believe it, but it’s pretty much belief based and If you’re not fearmongering or enforcing your agenda on others (ie shift or die) then don’t see why there’s anything wrong with it.
@@moonshineaudios5740 So you're saying that the person they shift into in the Hogwarts universe would ALREADY be in Azkaban for stalking kids?
@@moonshineaudios5740 people saying shifting is real can make people with mental disorders like schizophrenia believe their hallucinations
It's funny because in my country, 'shifting' is slang for making out with someone, so I was very confused at first when people claimed shifting was such a magical experience
Ireland?
@@misshippie6201 haha yes, are you from here too?
I most definitely am and proud of it lol
@@misshippie6201 good to hear! Idk why but it's fairly rare to bump into another Irish person on the internet 😭
@@victhehampter we are a rare find 💎
15:50 his dad has to be an alien, he actually apologized for making his kid uncomfortable.
The full fever dream intro to this video is a work of art. You also seem like you’re having more fun, we love to see it!
I love it. Everything time I watch I new video is an experience
creators enjoying themselves is what really makes a video good, the best part is when you can laugh just from the atmosphere
The "oh brother this guy stinks" combined with the Joker standup shot is actually perfection
I had this exact thought. Thank you
I agree.
Comment I was looking for
I really hope Hickey Dad is a returning character.
@yes gtfoh
I love that all the drone jokes were contingent on Kurtis not knowing the generic definition of drone
The whole shifting thing just seems extremely unhealthy… as someone who in the past has used similar mechanisms to cope with anxiety and depression, I know that constantly relying on imagining yourself in better worlds or situations, than what you’re currently in, will only do you more harm than good in the long run.
@the Liar ?
As someone who convinced themselves William Afton from FNaF was real and started talking to him in their head- it’s hard to get out of that. I mean, i still do it. It’s unhealthy and honestly people should try and get professional help if they believe this stuff.
Hey yoooo i found the og comment that the sexbot reposted under my comment
@@njinlover lmao I’ve gotten those like a thousand times, they’re so annoying 😩
@@ava-tf1ni trueeee
Kurtis saying "put it in me" and "fill me up" in the same sentence is making me transcend time
It's the fact that Kurtis somehow always finds a funny way to connect all his skits together that does it for me
ah yes, nothing like eating hot cheetos while watching Kurt... AW MAN IT FELL, wait a min... DID IT JUST LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE?!?!?
people talking about shifting as if it’s not just dreaming… the “scripting” they do beforehand is basically the method my therapist taught me to rescript my PTSD nightmares into more pleasant dreams with practice, meditation, and repetition before going to bed every night. so, yeah. shifting isn’t real, but dream scripting is.
this!!!
yes!! i do this to stop from having nightmares i didn’t realize before how real and helpful it is
Yes this! And also they might be lucid dreaming, scripting also works for that :)))
Yeah, my friend does this. She started like a year ago and she's getting really good according to her.
i never really believed it to be real but i still call it shifting when i try to lucid dream because its way easier 😩
at the beginning of shift tok, people were saying draco pushed them down the stairs and Hermione would do the wap everytime she got an answer right.
😟 what
I REMEMBER THE HERMIONE ONE PLS
she's a certified freak 🤤📸
i saw one that said they accidentally punched draco and he fucking died 😭
I saw a repost on tumblr where somebody said that they shifted to a reality where Draco was a lot softer and they just kept hitting him until he died. The comments were getting on OP for murdering Draco because apparently, when you’re shifted to hogwarts, he becomes a real person.
He had the chance to say “Hot boy summer? No, BOT boy summer”
ur a comedic genius
I think this means you get to take over the channel now 🤷♂️
I'm actually really sad he missed this
thATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT TOO I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED
Kurtis will now be giving you the channel in recompense
0:40 That audio clip of Joker laughing from JL the animated series is probably the best work Mark Hamill ever did, and he recorded a lot of laughs.
for context on the girl who got the hogwarts letter, she later confirmed she got it from hot topic as a promotional gift (they were giving away hogwarts letters with purchases for a while)
As if *that* is what confirmed it was fake, not the fact that literally anyone could make their own... at least its just kids screwing around
But if everyone who is at risk or worried about covid got the vaccine and wears a mask why does it matter if people who aren't worried about it don't wear a mask or get the vaccine? If the vaccine and masks work so well then doing that for yourself should be enough to protect you from people who haven't/can't get the vaccine and won't/can't wear a mask. If the mask and the vaccine can't protect you and that's why you need other people to mask up and get the vaccine that makes no sense either because there's no point in forcing people to do that if it isn't effective.
@@WhitneyDahlin define “sense”
@@WhitneyDahlin please google how vaccines work. Even if you don’t believe it, please google how they are supposed to work because you wouldn’t be asking this
@@WhitneyDahlin this has literally nothing to do with this comment. Also terrible take
An extremely funny part of shifting lore is that you’re supposed to be basically taking over the body of an alternate reality self for a while and then waking back up at home with barely any time passed. So your alt self doesn’t switch placed with you, they just go into the sunken place I guess?? Like can you imagine being a hogwarts student, blacking out and then waking up 4 months later in a committed relationship with the school’s most notorious whiny racist?
"most notorious whiny racist"😰😰 don't let the kids hear you say that about their shiftkin boyfriend
Dude they def stole the time not passing idea straight from Narnia books lmao
That's like an alternate reality crime.
Shifting lore also lets you and your clone in realities keep memories etc, as they're supposed to be you. I'm not an expert and still unsure if I believe, but to my understanding, it shouldn't be a surprise, or you can even script for time to stop etc. It's confusing for sure, and people who shift to end up with canon Draco are a little... Bizarre but I mean... You do you 😂
Wish all the shifters had watched the OA then maybe it wouldn't have been cancelled and they would be doing stupid dances.
I think God needs to audition for America’s Got Talent with his salt art. The judges love that sort of stuff.
God just needs to talk about how his only son died, and then the judges would give him a golden buzzer
how does an imaginary figment compete on a C-List tv show tho
Imagine telling God he's not going to the next round
People stopped calling Jesus the salt of the Earth so he had to do it to 'em.
@@poralitical that’s what god did to himself when humanity started doing dumb shit
You know I do shifting too, my therapist calls it maladaptive daydreaming
“we’re gonna gentrify a neighborhood as a goof!” that was a real hidden gem in the video wow