The Ragdoll Husband: Unravelling The Truth

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  • @graciea71
    @graciea71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44735

    them delivering the baby is no joke, the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen. don't care if its real or fake, its camp

    • @jjLuvv
      @jjLuvv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      fr 😭

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1796

      That was the weirdest bot I’ve ever had the displeasure of paying attention to

    • @millie..
      @millie.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      😭😭

    • @lovesdramas
      @lovesdramas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Goes beyond camp 👌👌

    • @dakotathegreat2749
      @dakotathegreat2749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +550

      I laughed so hard when it just showed the husband laying on the ground

  • @vautekur1118
    @vautekur1118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13024

    About the ragdoll lore:
    The baby could cry because it’s half ragdoll and half human so it got its vocal cords from its mother’s genes

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      Omg, yes. It seems so obvious now that you say it

    • @cinna3670
      @cinna3670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      omg lore

    • @justine4581
      @justine4581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Omg that sound horrifying, what kind of SCP is that

    • @ziggiplier985
      @ziggiplier985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      That’s absolutely horrendous I do not want to picture a rag doll with organs and such on the inside

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      omg yes

  • @hannahbobby2348
    @hannahbobby2348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7830

    i actually didn't expect the ragdoll to look like him but it's so uncanny i started crying

    • @staridawan
      @staridawan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      @nchaa what😭

    • @ZaDe2002
      @ZaDe2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@staridawan it's a bot💀

    • @enigma479
      @enigma479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @nchaawhy is the grammar is bad 💀

    • @rickrolled3666
      @rickrolled3666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo 🔥th-cam.com/video/rdJ9bsN7JAw/w-d-xo.html.

    • @PonSealRove
      @PonSealRove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      YOU CRIED?! HAHHFHG: IM GONNNA CRY NWOFAf

  • @ChibiChidorii
    @ChibiChidorii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19505

    Considering Mary and Marcelo could be siblings, technically his side of the family also attended the wedding

    • @attiethetitan
      @attiethetitan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

      absolutely horrific response, great job

    • @cospaws8810
      @cospaws8810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      Naw, they’re half siblings cause they only share the mother.

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂😂😂

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@cospaws8810 Rag brother, wat r u doin?! 😳

    • @cospaws8810
      @cospaws8810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@RainbowFlowerCrow That took me a sec ngl but 😂

  • @vampirebicth
    @vampirebicth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2192

    there is actually a real answer to how they get recordings of babies crying. there are people whose job is to handle baby actors - mostly they engage them so they smile, laugh, or sit quietly for tv - but when crying is called for, they start making baby crying noises themselves. even the youngest babies are empathetic, and they're usually like, "oh, we're upset now? i'll cry too"

    • @alexanderk.6869
      @alexanderk.6869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      It's also not the end of the world for a baby to cry for five seconds on a recording. Babies cry all the time, it's pretty much what they're known for!
      That's really interesting how they get baby actors to cry. I didn't know that!

    • @thenetherbaddie9760
      @thenetherbaddie9760 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      that's actually so cute. like the baby just wants to join in lol

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm ปีที่แล้ว +15

      OMG I'm obsessed

    • @hangryhufflepuff9530
      @hangryhufflepuff9530 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      oddly adorable?

    • @nastassjaminson5040
      @nastassjaminson5040 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      the phrase "baby actors" is terrifying

  • @reallylizjohnson
    @reallylizjohnson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15979

    I was actually at Marcelo’s bachelor party and it was pretty wild - dude got so drunk on pretend beers, he threw up yarn everywhere lmfao love that guy
    but he was SO hungover the next day - couldn’t even move

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      you’re so fking funny, take me like

    • @user-trrr
      @user-trrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      Couldn’t even move- for the rest of his life ??

    • @clairequackenbush5712
      @clairequackenbush5712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Advanced humor 👍

    • @allurajane4979
      @allurajane4979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      bruh when can he ever move

    • @erikadelisle8792
      @erikadelisle8792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      LMAO underrated comment

  • @Em-kz4yv
    @Em-kz4yv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7497

    When Kurtis said that Mary’s mom made the rag doll, my mind did not immediately jump to “siblings.” It jumped to “damn, Mary stole her mom’s homemade boyfriend.”

    • @lenefyecak9024
      @lenefyecak9024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I assumed her mom was her wingman.

    • @thisisbillgates
      @thisisbillgates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Jerry Springer tagline right there: "My daughter stole my handmade boyfriend!“

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I figured she'd have been like, "Oh no, that's not what I made him for!" But then after reading some of these comments about how Mary's doing this to buy a house with her real boyfriend, I wonder if maybe her mom actually made the doll for this purpose.

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My first thought was "Ooh so it's the mom who has a thing for Kurtis Conner"

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      society did this to you. We live in an age where stealing your brother-husband from your mom is a thing. You should sue!!

  • @luizalisboa4076
    @luizalisboa4076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7298

    About the situation: “Mary” and Marcelo got married at the end of last year, and the whole reason on why they got married was to actually gain attention from brazilian media so she and her boyfriend (yes, her actual real living boyfriend) could get enough money to buy their own house. giving brazil’s economic state and everything here basically costing an arm and a leg nowadays, she was kind of a genius with this idea and i don’t judge her at all
    Edit: okay so i actually went to her tik tok account out of curiosity and in her own bio it says that its all staged, in addition to the comment saying that buying her house is a “dream she is looking for”. reading some of the descriptions on the videos posted about the repercussions it had, she says that they unfortunately didn’t made any money out of it yet, but she’s happy anyway because she managed to make people happy and have some good laughs with her story

    • @bsings7928
      @bsings7928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +588

      Wait I love that. I’m not pissed that it’s fake anymore

    • @amazinc754
      @amazinc754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Holy shit

    • @soho6435
      @soho6435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      yeah no its still weird af

    • @beatrizoliveiraxavier4491
      @beatrizoliveiraxavier4491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Cara, eu amei que tem gringos nos comentários achando que é real. Espera até descobrirem a grávida de Taubaté

    • @rob-tt3hb
      @rob-tt3hb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@soho6435 no it's normal for Brazil

  • @strangerme6163
    @strangerme6163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2084

    As a scuba diver I actually got exited when you said there was a site called "underwater dating" lol

    • @Heather-ip8sd
      @Heather-ip8sd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Fr like that would be such an interesting date

    • @Man-ej6uv
      @Man-ej6uv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      i’m a free diver.
      ….. so, are you free on friday?

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality ปีที่แล้ว +45

      underwater dating? just go date a fish or something lol

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ok Aquaman

    • @ashacklett01
      @ashacklett01 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I am not a scuba diver, but I would also like to be able date underwater 😂

  • @beatrizoliveiraxavier4491
    @beatrizoliveiraxavier4491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12573

    THIS WOMAN IS BRAZILLIAN, LIKE ME!
    She actually was doing this as a stunt to gain money to buy her house with her boyfriend. There are news covering it, but it's in portuguese lol

    • @crissgll5162
      @crissgll5162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      vai brasil 💪🏆

    • @luazul_
      @luazul_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      mano como eu n soube disso KKKKKKKKKKKK so qnd eu vi falarem no video q eu fiquei "oxeoxoeooxeoxe"

    • @beatrizoliveiraxavier4491
      @beatrizoliveiraxavier4491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@luazul_ eu já tinha visto antes, mas achei engraçado aparecer na gringa wifnwidn

    • @sydneylikestea
      @sydneylikestea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +519

      this is good to hear bc i was like... why are so many people feeding into a delusion!!??

    • @beatrizoliveiraxavier4491
      @beatrizoliveiraxavier4491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      @@sydneylikestea I think it's actually kinda cute, she is trying to make her dream of owning a house come true

  • @laurenutts
    @laurenutts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6448

    when I realized that was in Brazil I went to see the whole story and realized that it is just a poor woman looking for a way to buy a house of her own. thats very hard for most people I know, so I'm rooting for her

    • @Tomato.toothpaste
      @Tomato.toothpaste 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Commenting so people know this

    • @Gabi-nn6xu
      @Gabi-nn6xu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      foi só pra ter midia então?

    • @rizizum
      @rizizum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      I don't think she's only doing it to get a house, she's clearly having fun trolling all these people and being kinda famous

    • @Sunregis
      @Sunregis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@rizizum she was at first, now is just a meme

    • @saraferrazx
      @saraferrazx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Triste pra ela com ctz, mas eu tava assistindo o vídeo e pensando, isso é a cara da grávida de Taubate… aí vi q era no BR namoral

  • @tabithalorelai
    @tabithalorelai ปีที่แล้ว +4015

    Update, the fucking ragdoll cheated by "texting another woman" 💀

  • @gorygarcia9605
    @gorygarcia9605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5180

    This would make a great horror flick, imagine he gets incredibly jealous and becomes possessive and just makes that woman’s life a living hell.. I’d watch it

    • @ronnielyn1489
      @ronnielyn1489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Chucky/Annabelle

    • @chynael929
      @chynael929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      There’s actually a movie of similar premise about a man and his sex doll.

    • @antonizajkowski9698
      @antonizajkowski9698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who?? Kurtis?

    • @Dweeb_Unit
      @Dweeb_Unit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@chynael929 what's the movie called?

    • @crystadawn8176
      @crystadawn8176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love this idea, might write something based on this. Idk it's just a cool idea.

  • @breaded-buddy-boy131
    @breaded-buddy-boy131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2999

    I love how your level of dedication to the "_____er, I hardly know her." bit is so high you had to record yourself saying it post-recording. Never change Kurtis.

    • @giddy4600
      @giddy4600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Does he have the pass 🤔

    • @Thawah
      @Thawah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I can't stop saying it myself lmao

    • @lanadelgay2729
      @lanadelgay2729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      he even did it live the other day (at the little rock show) it made me so happy. i will always respect our Mayor 💗

    • @idiotfanghost6327
      @idiotfanghost6327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@lanadelgay2729 Mayor, I hardly know her

    • @kornfan45
      @kornfan45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      never? i hardly know her!

  • @meganswaneck2471
    @meganswaneck2471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2983

    kurtis: its so hard to find love!
    also kurtis: has been in a relationship for like 9 years

    • @meelodramatic2214
      @meelodramatic2214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      finding a romantic relationship and staying in one are two different things tho

    • @kerensimbaokitolingo4134
      @kerensimbaokitolingo4134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @YоuTubе 🅥 lol who are you

    • @aezidoubleu
      @aezidoubleu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frfr

    • @ratadedospatas1
      @ratadedospatas1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @YоuTubе 🅥
      I’ve been rickrolled enough time to avoid that link

    • @vibechecked7522
      @vibechecked7522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It's funny that you posted about love being hard to find, and so a bunch of bots flooded you

  • @feddyfaburr
    @feddyfaburr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Kurtis’s editing style is a perfect representation of my brain

  • @cuandoterminaesto2546
    @cuandoterminaesto2546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9918

    new kurtis video after so long! i hope he's still the same humble nice guy we've all come to love!!!

    • @indieoregano
      @indieoregano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      I claim being the first real person in this replies section 🤭

    • @BOOMBOOMBAHBEEP
      @BOOMBOOMBAHBEEP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      he’s not.

    • @richardpapenapologist1703
      @richardpapenapologist1703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@BOOMBOOMBAHBEEP 😢fame(a mullet) really changes ppl huh

    • @azazazz099
      @azazazz099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      he’s actually a terrible human being. i’m guessing you haven’t heard wut he did

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @azazazz099
      Are you failing to be funny or are you actually serious?
      Both of those options suck, tbf.

  • @imtired3596
    @imtired3596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3619

    As a Brazilian- of course this couple is from Brazil I can’t. Honestly who can name a more genius plan than marrying a doll to get free stuff I love them sm

    • @giovanamatos3372
      @giovanamatos3372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      exactly

    • @beachvermin
      @beachvermin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      i was like halfway through the video before i realized that and then i was immediately like yeah. obviously. where else in the world could that kind of shit possibly happen

    • @littlebutterfly884
      @littlebutterfly884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Mds
      É por isso que o nome do bebê é Marcelinho kkkk
      Agr entendi

    • @mariaisabel8493
      @mariaisabel8493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      eu tô passando mal até agora KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • @wonn6663
      @wonn6663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Mano preciso dele vendo a grávida de Taubaté pra ontem

  • @juliana__9267
    @juliana__9267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11754

    She isn't insane at all! She's just very smart.
    She is fully aware this is a doll and is just trying to fulfill some dreams, have fun *and* get free stuff from big companies *without commiting crimes or even having to lie!*
    She had a real life partner for 11 years and they have 2 kids (now 14 and 19), they never married on church but she claimed she dreamed of it.
    She used "brincadeira" (joke/game/kidding/prank/fun) to describe her romance.
    -> "I got him and brought him home and, on the same day, already did a livestream on Facebook to introduce him *and that's when the joke/fun started.* At time he didn't have a name and my friend suggested Marcelo to match mine."
    While talking about her wedding day she said how the ceremony was beautiful, she got free stuff from TV companies, around 300 people showed up and "they had fun, laughed a lot, it was funny!"
    She also got a honeymoon trip that she went with the doll and her original (human) partner.
    About the comments she receives:
    "Most messages I receive are good, wishing me well, that *I get my own home that I dream so much.* I'm a cleaner, I "live by my arms" (manual job), so a lot of people hope I fulfill my dream.
    But on the internet I also see a lot of criticism, a lot of "strong" words, saying I'm crazy, that I need to be institutionalized, that I need treatment, ... but I don't care with these comments, because *I'm an artist I'm happy with my art.* Marcelo, Marcelinho (little Marcelo) and Santinha are a *source of happiness to people."*
    I see no signs of her being delusional or of her being sexually attracted to objects.
    She recognizes it's an inanimate object and that this is funny. She never said or did *anything* that implied having sexual activities/attraction with her 'husband'.
    She's wanted to experience a "traditional wedding day"(the event) but she doesn't have a lot of money. So she just said "screw this, I'll marry the doll": dressed in a pretty gown, got free stuff from big companies and a good time with friends.
    She's getting attention and money in a harmless way and having fun.
    * These companies *are* making money out of her. She probably generated *more* money for them than received.
    * She isn't lying to people online. She already said countless times she's having fun, never claimed these dolls think/feel, and she doesn't hide her connection to original (and human) partner.
    Basically: best scammer without genuinely scamming anyone. Hardworking mom with a job that doesn't pay well found a way to "scam" people without victims and is on her path to finally buy her own home.

    • @moisesdasilvalimas5401
      @moisesdasilvalimas5401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      Isso mesmo! Os gringo preciso mesmo procura a história dela pra saber q na verdade ela é uma baita artista.

    • @spnvpng04
      @spnvpng04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +734

      Americans don’t understand latinamerican humor! Lol

    • @huh7434
      @huh7434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      I ain't reading all that

    • @peaceout8230
      @peaceout8230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      SHE IS LITERALLY A QUEEN

    • @romanr.301
      @romanr.301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      An icon, really 👄

  • @jonahgregory7198
    @jonahgregory7198 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Lowkey disappointed that Kurtis didn’t play “Blood related,” I got hype when it started up
    Also, “I didn’t have the ballssss” is the sound I want to play when I walk into a room.

  • @GarrettWatts
    @GarrettWatts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9776

    CONGRATS ON 4 MILLI BB! Also… I get it. Ragdoll husband a lil’ baddie 😏

    • @delightfulstrawberry1074
      @delightfulstrawberry1074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      *surprised Tiffany pollard face* GARRETT WATTS?

    • @farts263
      @farts263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Garrett! What are you doing here babes??

    • @WillowWispGaming
      @WillowWispGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      i JUST finished the haunted apartment vid omg what a coincidence

    • @evilzjackson3407
      @evilzjackson3407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      i love u garrett

    • @yuta._.7351
      @yuta._.7351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Oh what’s up cool kid

  • @marenwray7962
    @marenwray7962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5594

    Kurtis: complaining how it’s messed up people will record their babies crying
    Also Kurtis: is using a recording of a baby crying

    • @jasmainia6100
      @jasmainia6100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      It’s not his baby (yes I am aware this is a joke)

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤔🤔🤔

    • @beatrixwashere
      @beatrixwashere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and a video of a baby crying

    • @aebez
      @aebez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what if it’s someone using an impression

    • @eroticmanhole
      @eroticmanhole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Profiting off baby labour 🙄

  • @strwbrryhze1319
    @strwbrryhze1319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2389

    This reminds me of a myth where a man created a sculpture of woman that represented his ideals of what a woman should look like and fell so deeply in love with it that he asked Aphrodite to bring it to life

    • @julieneff9408
      @julieneff9408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Pygmalion and Galatea, which turned into My Fair Lady.

    • @ghostlyhousehorrors
      @ghostlyhousehorrors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Did she reject him? Imma laugh if the dude ask a goddess for his dream girl come alive, only to backfire. Which seems in par with how most myths go.

    • @strwbrryhze1319
      @strwbrryhze1319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      @@ghostlyhousehorrors She didn't reject him but I heard a version of the myth saying that once she came to life he didn't like her anymore

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      nah bro , they got married and had a son , Paphos .

    • @strwbrryhze1319
      @strwbrryhze1319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tommymarco Oh! Thanks for telling me

  • @pandemonium732
    @pandemonium732 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I love watching Kurtis/Danny/Drew’s videos while I do puzzles. It’s just the right amount of stimulus without being so distracting that I can’t do my puzzle.

  • @fiyahh13
    @fiyahh13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1545

    Lore: Maybe ragdolls as a species can’t talk, so Marcel cannot speak. However, the reason their son can speak is because technically their son is half-human. The son’s being half human is why he has a voice and cries.

  • @darrelmcanan7989
    @darrelmcanan7989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    It’s actually kinda comforting to know that the only sounds ragdolls can make is crying. At least we can confirm that Marcelo is in a happy and healthy relationship

    • @mqvrss_13
      @mqvrss_13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean since a human and rag doll uk did the thing. Technically it’s a human rag doll hybrid so it can cry.

    • @antonizajkowski9698
      @antonizajkowski9698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or he's supressing it...

  • @IaIaIanopipipi
    @IaIaIanopipipi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    Brazilian here: just out of curiosity, for anyone who might wonder, "Marcelinho" is the diminutive for "Marcelo", like in "Little Marcelo". Children are usually called by their names/nicknames + inho (male) or inha (female), because it's cute. For example, my uncle's nickname is Guto, and my cousin's, who has the same name, is Gutinho.

    • @stingyswordfish
      @stingyswordfish 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is so cute 🥹

    • @thestraydog
      @thestraydog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Hm in Spanish it's VERY similar, but I never knew how to say the diminutive form of my name, seeing as I'm the 3rd Thomas... Tomásito? Just doesn't sound right... Haha

    • @Marina_DU
      @Marina_DU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's just like in Spanish 😇

    • @laetitiasales3527
      @laetitiasales3527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Same in Italy
      We also have various nicknames for different names, like - for example - Giuseppe > Giuseppino > Peppe/Pino
      Michela > Michelina > Lina
      Luigi > Luigino > Gino

    • @ceciliadesiree1114
      @ceciliadesiree1114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Eu só percebi que era do Brasil porque ele falou "Marcelinho" daí percebi na hora jdndjdn e fui ler o título do vídeo do parto

  • @theKaraProject
    @theKaraProject 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Blood Related” is now stuck in my head, only took a second of the song playing. That’s how you know it’s a true musical hit!

  • @wilhelminyaa
    @wilhelminyaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    Kurtis I cannot believe that you called it a handtruck and COMPLETELY missed the opportunity to call it a dolly

    • @AmazingRebel23
      @AmazingRebel23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Never heard it called a hnagdtruck before and my dad has at least 3 of those

    • @PlantKitty
      @PlantKitty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's more common the farther north you go in North America to call it a hand truck, and a dolly the farther south you go. He's from Canada and might have never even heard it called anything else

    • @jennahoffart9968
      @jennahoffart9968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PlantKitty Canada is a big place, I am Canadian but from Alberta, not Ontario, and I've only ever heard them called Dolly's

    • @jankcitycustoms
      @jankcitycustoms ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've never heard the terms used interchangeably like that.
      a hand truck is the 2 wheeled thing that stands upright. a dolly is the flat 4 wheeled platform you set stuff on top of when moving. they are two different things.

    • @logger1176
      @logger1176 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jankcitycustomsive never heard the word handtruck until now. we call the two wheeled one a dolly, but i am from the south so that might be why.

  • @Ivysbiscuits
    @Ivysbiscuits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    is it bad I didn't even question the dating apps he said and was surprised he made them up, says a lot about society I think

    • @heralisa3202
      @heralisa3202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      same I truly believed the plumbers one and Mormon match

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      plumbers unite

    • @maggie3060
      @maggie3060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Im surprised he didnt include the brony dating app.

    • @illusioNery
      @illusioNery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bumble…what kind of stupid name is that?

    • @Ivysbiscuits
      @Ivysbiscuits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@illusioNery clearly a dating app for bees

  • @oneinathousand2156
    @oneinathousand2156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1812

    Oh, when Jack Skellington falls in love with a ragdoll, its “romantic” and “they’re simply meant to be”, but when this lonely woman marries her ragdoll, it’s “weird” and “she’s just looking for attention”. Uuuuuhhhh, double standards much?
    EDIT: Good Lord, what is happening in these replies?!

    • @greenthinggg
      @greenthinggg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      These bots💀

    • @janaelewis5623
      @janaelewis5623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      because jack skellington....isn't real...??????

    • @chrispambo1539
      @chrispambo1539 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're both zombies...

    • @twoshillings7292
      @twoshillings7292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@janaelewis5623 Do you know what a joke is. Do you.

    • @envy2069
      @envy2069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jack is dead

  • @jaikhurana8026
    @jaikhurana8026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    9:48 him doing it separately after the fact makes it so much funnier.

  • @Esfirocapto
    @Esfirocapto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1293

    Being Brazilian myself, I'm just so glad Kurtis actually pronounces the "nh" sound correctly. Kudos.

    • @pearandachair
      @pearandachair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      poggers, joinha, adorei

    • @d.sadster5684
      @d.sadster5684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ñ

    • @mayaradepaulam
      @mayaradepaulam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES

    • @nanyabish
      @nanyabish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Nunca imaginei o Brasil chegando na boca do Kurtis, ainda mais falando Marcelinho perfeitamente. Ele tinha que assistir os vídeos do Matando Matheus a Grito sobre tv brasileira pra tentar entender 1/3 do que acontece aqui, esse rolê do Marcelo e da Meiri é só a ponta do iceberg do que é o Brasil.

    • @artieagostini
      @artieagostini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@nanyabish imagina se ele visse sobre a grávida de Taubaté

  • @blending_in
    @blending_in 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    The funniest part is that she's admitted on Instagram that she made the whole thing up during the pandemic

    • @PeterGriffin11
      @PeterGriffin11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      To be honest it’s still extremely weird either way.

    • @drakethesnake2544
      @drakethesnake2544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@katie1433 well weirdo is not a very nice word

    • @goblindeeznuts
      @goblindeeznuts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank God

    • @kaijukarnage
      @kaijukarnage 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @UCfiPCGzg7_FVYDWVuS9_i6Q how do some ppl fall for this shit it doesnt even make any grammatical sense

    • @iamhereblossom1588
      @iamhereblossom1588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's kind of obvious. Why did anyone give her any attention for this? Imagine if no one gave her attention for this. It'd just be a woman, alone, pretending to be in love with a ragdoll.

  • @Dalt1n999
    @Dalt1n999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    Bruh I can't believe Kurtis is talking about something that happened here in Brazil!!!
    The weirdest part for me is that, in the early 2010s, we had a Brazilian youtube series where a little ragdoll boy would read erotic stories on the internet, and the name of the little ragdoll boy? Marcelinho.
    So now I'm thinking what if both Marcelos are actually the same ragdoll person, or if the wedding and birth are a prequel to Marcelinho's videos

    • @ghostiezero
      @ghostiezero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      I’m sorry, the little rag doll boy did what?

    • @caiodacosta6951
      @caiodacosta6951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ghostiezero brazil is way more insane than people think it is

    • @eilir_adron
      @eilir_adron 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he fucking what?

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ghostiezeroI looked up Marcelinho and
      th-cam.com/video/rQeKsW0-vF4/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=AltaC%C3%BApula
      (I haven't finished the video, so I don't know how far it gets)

    • @ItachiRingo
      @ItachiRingo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This is amazing

  • @edgarpoisoned6008
    @edgarpoisoned6008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I keep rewatching this video and thinking "this is so something that would happen in Brazil" and I finally found out that it, indeed, happened in Brazil. So proud of my country.

  • @pay8824
    @pay8824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1353

    Kurtis a woman in my hometown married a zombie doll and the entire wedding was attended by Doll Guests. I've never met her personally but I need you to be aware of it because not enough people talk about it here. Diversity Win, though, because they are both women!!

    • @engagingathena9965
      @engagingathena9965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      yay lesbian zombie dolls

    • @linguisticsnerd433
      @linguisticsnerd433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I need to visit your hometown now

    • @marieflocon8053
      @marieflocon8053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I wish I was invited

    • @megand12345
      @megand12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wasn't the doll of a child too

    • @v.xien.
      @v.xien. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait wasn’t that a video? I swear I’ve heard of this from another TH-camrs video

  • @frickusernames
    @frickusernames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    My boyfriend said the other day "That Kurtis Conner dude is actually pretty funny." Finally my boyfriend and I share something other than an already completed 90s sitcom/comedy series. Now we can enjoy a 90s born, not completed, comedy Kurt.

    • @egg5256
      @egg5256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Why does “not completed” feel ominous LMAO

    • @kittenmittons_
      @kittenmittons_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@egg5256 Not Yet. 🙂

    • @nikolett6223
      @nikolett6223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ​@@egg5256 he's not ripe yet :)

    • @skzanarchist
      @skzanarchist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      not completed is giving seer prophecy

  • @BrooklynStevenson
    @BrooklynStevenson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    The red bag and yellow “tube” is supposed to be the placenta (organ grown to nourish the baby during pregnancy), and the umbilical cord. They are delivered separately, but in the video, they had the baby stuffed inside the placenta

    • @jjLuvv
      @jjLuvv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @zwetta no

    • @gracelemmon7808
      @gracelemmon7808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think it’s supposed to be like when cats give birth, and there’s the amniotic birthing sac around the newborn kitten. Sometimes, human babies have bits of their amniotic sacs left, called caul birth.

    • @BrooklynStevenson
      @BrooklynStevenson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@gracelemmon7808 it’s possible, but no “placenta” came out after the baby’s birth. Even if the baby was “en caul,” a placenta would still come out afterwards. Plus placentas are red while the amniotic sac is completely clear, so I’m assuming it’s the placenta lol.

    • @WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes
      @WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's the amniotic sac. Sometimes baby's can come out still inside. It's rare though.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      that's actually a baby bell cheese

  • @echothefreak9396
    @echothefreak9396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Once at summer camp, one of the councilors was crying because her boyfriend broke up with her for a mannequin. I thought it was metaphorical until some guy is walking around camp with a mannequin. I thought it was a joke, but no, the girl was crying _genuine tears._ I found a 4 leaf clover that day, and a kid called me a “selfish meanie” for not giving it to her

    • @syzygysaturn2496
      @syzygysaturn2496 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      this is an incredible comment ?

    • @echothefreak9396
      @echothefreak9396 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@syzygysaturn2496 LMAO THANKS i forgot i made this comment

    • @simonrespeto
      @simonrespeto 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honestly luckily it wasnt u

  • @swrry_bae1012
    @swrry_bae1012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    "I don't think Marcelo had any of his family members at the wedding" that's so rude of you to say when his sister was standing right beside him

  • @bekahbabie
    @bekahbabie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    Christ I never realized until now just how identical the doll looks to you, and now I can’t decide whether I want to laugh or weep hysterically 💀

    • @bekahn.4762
      @bekahn.4762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We have the same name 😳😳

    • @lino_rino
      @lino_rino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it really does look like him 😂

    • @bekahbabie
      @bekahbabie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bekahn.4762 omg nice name you got there!!! 😆 My mom named me after Rebekah in the Bible, but I’m agnostic so 😅🤷‍♀️ I like my name but it is frustrating to never have any keychains or anything with my name on it lol, plus both of my grandmas would never fail to spell my name wrong every year on my birthday cards 🤣🤣

    • @bekahn.4762
      @bekahn.4762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bekahbabie yo same I was too 😳 and I'm an atheist

    • @bekahbabie
      @bekahbabie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bekahn.4762 LMAO aayeee Christian-turned-non-religious gang!!!! 🤙🤪🤣 Let me guess, did you stop being Christian bc of religious trauma too?? 🥴💀

  • @RescueGoat
    @RescueGoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    A birth where the amniotic sac stays intact can actually happen, though very rarely. It looks insane, look it up if you can deal with body-horrorish stuff.

    • @Margaretfogs
      @Margaretfogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It’s called en caul - pretty cool

    • @brysonorosa632
      @brysonorosa632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is it dangerous to the mother or child??

    • @s.a.w5493
      @s.a.w5493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@brysonorosa632 no! It's not dangerous

    • @daixensorest
      @daixensorest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Oh I saw that on reddit the other day. It's like they're vacuum sealed in the sac lol

    • @fish_toes
      @fish_toes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@Margaretfogs better en caul saul

  • @OhEmilyRosa
    @OhEmilyRosa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    the fact that he looks just like him is killing me

  • @sarahknebel6234
    @sarahknebel6234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    Curtis: "They were sending me this article because the rag-doll husband in question looks exactly like me"
    Me: *screaming, crying, throwing up*

    • @beekinddd
      @beekinddd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      who 🤨 /lh

    • @aureum3957
      @aureum3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      this comment feels like two of those sex bots decided to have a baby

    • @judefontenelle
      @judefontenelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      CURTIS

    • @lenefyecak9024
      @lenefyecak9024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      FAKE FAN ALERT🚨

  • @Juliet-ow1wy
    @Juliet-ow1wy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2135

    Congrats on 4 million kurtis! You really deserve this

    • @dreamp888
      @dreamp888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You mean danny

    • @goobigi
      @goobigi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do not call him kurt

    • @bananakirb2803
      @bananakirb2803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ^w^

    • @Juliet-ow1wy
      @Juliet-ow1wy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@goobigi shit it was a typo lol

    • @DrrZeraaa
      @DrrZeraaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@goobigi why?

  • @Whata.goodwin
    @Whata.goodwin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    I would buy merch that said “husbands go in the washing machine”
    It’s so unhinged I love it

    • @sandy-vm9nz
      @sandy-vm9nz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lesbians would eat that sht up (Im lesbians)

  • @17ZZZ74
    @17ZZZ74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    7:47 No you're wrong, his best trait is that he ◇Doesn't breath◇ and ◇doesn't rot either◇

  • @bones7330
    @bones7330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    Kurtis, no hard feelings since most people don't know much about Ragdolls, but Ragdolls are generally fully capable of speech, Marcelo just happens to be mute. It doesn't appear to be genetic since his little one had some strong lungs :)

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Oh definitely. My sister had a friend who had some ragdoll heretage. She came over to our house a while back and she was just the nicest. Ragdoll lungs tend to be very delicate and need a lot care, especially as they get older.
      I'm currently getting a DNA test because I think I might have some plush/teddy heretage (I was adopted) and I'm starting to understand the kind of discrimination toyfolk face. And I really don't appreciate ragdolls being labelled as "lazy". They have lower energy reserves and they can't help that. And fictionalised ""non-fiction"" films like Child's Play only heighten the stereotypes. Such a shame.
      ((Let's make Doll People the new version of Clown Husbandry))

    • @d3adxb0yxwalk1ng
      @d3adxb0yxwalk1ng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HangryOnPaws NOT CLOWN HUSBANDRY 😭

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng okay we'll be the better version of it then

    • @d3adxb0yxwalk1ng
      @d3adxb0yxwalk1ng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HangryOnPaws false, there will never be a better version of clown husbandry

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng true. But we must strive to be the best slightly messed up kidcore social allegory fandom we possibly can. And seeing as Clown Husbandry is the best one, that's our idol.

  • @ramshafarooq
    @ramshafarooq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    one of these days, kurtis will start unironically doing the cosplay expression thing and none of us will be able to stop him

    • @fionamclary7631
      @fionamclary7631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      When he did it in this video my first thought was "oh no, he's doing it only semi-ironically now"

    • @Lexi-fg8oc
      @Lexi-fg8oc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@fionamclary7631 literally 💀😭

    • @admiralmeow3161
      @admiralmeow3161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      every time he gets closer and closer to becoming a tiktok cosplayer

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh god

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cant wait

  • @ag-jv4pp
    @ag-jv4pp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

    i saw your show in little rock sunday and omg you guys were amazing. those two people up in the balcony that heckled you so much were SO ANNOYING UGH. regardless of them you were hilarious. i love how you handled the situation

    • @oceancoral557
      @oceancoral557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Omg why were they heckling him 😭

    • @ag-jv4pp
      @ag-jv4pp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@oceancoral557 they thought they were being funny but they were just annoying and rude😭😭😭 and then when kurtis said “huh” to them they just giggled like middle schoolers😭😭

    • @ohokitslucy
      @ohokitslucy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      omg they’re not repping us arkansan kurtis fans 😔😔

    • @ag-jv4pp
      @ag-jv4pp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@ohokitslucy bruh i drove from yee haw mississippi to see them but your point still stands😭

    • @mdungan
      @mdungan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      the hecklers were making us look bad💔

  • @sashuni1064
    @sashuni1064 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Completely lost my sanity at “husbands go in the washing machine”
    The delivery, the grab, everything. Bravo.
    I’m crying and my face hurts (from laughing)

  • @westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006
    @westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    I like the fabric noises when the ragdoll husband is talking. Top quality sound design

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1743

    His barely contained laughter on "I didn't have the baaaalls!" got me laughing, too 😂

    • @leebloom7842
      @leebloom7842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I’m just so sad that the Barbie “balls” wasn’t in there

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@leebloom7842 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THISSSS me too :((

    • @kurapikakurta1997
      @kurapikakurta1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leebloom7842 balls lmao

    • @brynnstic
      @brynnstic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Timestamp?

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@brynnstic 4:12

  • @KittiJewl
    @KittiJewl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    11:00 im sure SOME baby sounds are recorded from actual babies. but there's also fully grown adults who can do good imitations. such as tara strong, who played the littlest baby in rugrats.

    • @anzuaoix
      @anzuaoix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      she was also Bo in the english dub of Spirited Away!

    • @jackhaining-spriggs3981
      @jackhaining-spriggs3981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don't ask me how I know this, but she also played Twilight Sparkle in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

    • @anzuaoix
      @anzuaoix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jackhaining-spriggs3981 Tara has voiced so many characters it’s absolutely insane! Including Timmy Turner lol

    • @awkwardotter13
      @awkwardotter13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@anzuaoix she was also raven in the 2000's teen Titans

    • @anzuaoix
      @anzuaoix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@awkwardotter13 also she’s Raven in Teen Titans GO!

  • @xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx
    @xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx ปีที่แล้ว +20

    At 3:55 I watch the entire Blood Related music video since Kurtis didn't have the balls to go through with the bit

  • @tetsupannn
    @tetsupannn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Whenever I feel down about my love life I am reminded of people like this and it either cheers me up or makes me 100 times more depressed

    • @tobiaslawrence8928
      @tobiaslawrence8928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Personally it cheers me up cause at least I'm not this down bad cause my new puppy gives me all the love I want and need😁

    • @guhrizzlybaire
      @guhrizzlybaire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah part of me is like "why can't I love anything as much as this guy loves to fck his car"

    • @breadcrust4006
      @breadcrust4006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      She actually has a real boyfriend, she just did this for attention to get money

    • @electron6825
      @electron6825 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not a good sign if you have to compare yourself to someone that appears mentally ill to feel good about yourself lmao

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She has an actual boyfriend tho

  • @marycarolynkane8720
    @marycarolynkane8720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    i actually think this lady’s the funniest person in the world i respect the degree of commitment to the bit, livestreaming the birth of your ragdoll son is legendary

  • @squitten4054
    @squitten4054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Marcelo sounds like the perfect stay at home husband so many manners i bet they never get noise complaints

    • @arima_song
      @arima_song 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I bet he was a wonderful _indoor boyfriend_

    • @squitten4054
      @squitten4054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@arima_song as opposed to the nasty outdoor boyfriends
      This is a wonderful reference I appreciate it

    • @arima_song
      @arima_song 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@squitten4054 ugh, exactly!🙄
      Haha, thank you! Making a good reference is such a rare occasion for me, lol

    • @squitten4054
      @squitten4054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@arima_song you did wonderful I can only imagine how jealous the outside boyfriend is that the indoor was upgraded to husband

    • @arima_song
      @arima_song 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@squitten4054 the only upgrade an outdoor boyfriend can have is becoming an outdoor ex-boyfriend. Although, if you ask me, it's more of an upgrade to his ex-partner

  • @ing-acnl9455
    @ing-acnl9455 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Idk if anyone sees this but thanks kurtis for making light fun of this and ultimately being genuine and respectful, and for including objectum ppl (objectophilia and objectum romantic/sexual (os/or) is called objectum) at the end w Eiffel, she's a total icon! It is more common than youd think and there really are a lot of objectum ppl out here who live happily with our beloved objects. I hope Mary is happy :)

  • @MissFelice
    @MissFelice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    The idea of grinding on a ragdoll in front of real humans unlocks a very bizarre hybrid of jarring embarrassment and deep respect. I’m sure it’s a bit, but any which way I wish her and quiet Kurtis the absolute best.

  • @QuaseVingativa
    @QuaseVingativa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    That lady's brazilian and from what I could find: before the pandemic she used to make money dancing and during lockdown she started streaming herself dancing with the doll and I guess it escalated from there. But she's basically just hustling to get attention from brands so she can get enough money to buy a house for her and her (non ragdoll) family

    • @Urmom-jv9ec
      @Urmom-jv9ec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Absolute girl boss

    • @Sarah-ty5ev
      @Sarah-ty5ev 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I respect the hustle tbh

  • @chextheroyalbastard3495
    @chextheroyalbastard3495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    KURTIS POINTING OUT THAT IF HER MOM MADE IT THAT WOULD MAKE THE DOLL HER BROTHER MADE ME SO DAMN HAPPY.
    That was literally my first fucking thought and having him mention that made me feel as if I wasn’t crazy for thinking it

    • @pompomspinkles
      @pompomspinkles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the guest could sit anywhere cause they're in the same family

    • @victoriaanne_
      @victoriaanne_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same lmao

    • @elliebishop5895
      @elliebishop5895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same I was literally about to comment it as he said it

    • @chextheroyalbastard3495
      @chextheroyalbastard3495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elliebishop5895 he just reads the minds of the people

    • @NosebleeddeGroselha
      @NosebleeddeGroselha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At what point this argument stops? If you eat lunch your mom made are you also eating your sibling? 👁👄👁

  • @F_rogg_y
    @F_rogg_y 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    adding "husbands go in the washing machine!" to my "Kurtis once said" note

  • @rhinnydinny
    @rhinnydinny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1415

    “Husbands go in the washing machine” definitely has to be the next shirt in your line of merch :) I’d buy like 26

  • @bingdoodle1
    @bingdoodle1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    She’s literally reinvented ppl being attracted to body pillows

    • @planefan082
      @planefan082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh god, I didn't even think of that

  • @leech7354
    @leech7354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Identity theft is not a joke, Ragdoll Husband!

  • @Silly_Rivers
    @Silly_Rivers หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    1:06 what are you gonna do cancel me? Gen z me brah?

    • @Dowjy
      @Dowjy 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      “Little pussy what’s wrong? Thought you were dreaming huh?”

  • @denishaasia0115
    @denishaasia0115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    I lost it when Kurtis said that the rag doll would technically be her brother, and then “Blood Related” had that 2 second clip 😂😂 It actually was funnier that he didn’t include the whole video. It’s one of those things that’s like if you know, you know. That made my day! That’s my mayor 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾☝🏾💯

  • @Violet-lv7py
    @Violet-lv7py 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Kurtis is like incapable of not breaking out into song randomly during a video.

    • @voosgoose
      @voosgoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kurtis is my favourite Disney princess

  • @snuterella
    @snuterella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    The KC side eye when reading that Marcelo doesn’t fight or argue had me in absolute stitches

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      stitches you say . hmmmmmm .

  • @Deboraas
    @Deboraas ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kurtis please do an update on this, so much has happened, little Marcelo was kidnapped, your ragdoll cousin Marcelo cheated on Mary. 🙏🏻 and she had a ragdoll baby girl.

  • @aleandra3945
    @aleandra3945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    finding out a rag doll has my brother’s name bc of a kurtis conner video was NOT something i was expecting to experience today

    • @fatknuts
      @fatknuts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @zwetta ayo?

  • @Bubbles-od2zm
    @Bubbles-od2zm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    The fucking emotional whiplash I got at 12:05 when they pulled out the red bag baby was insane. I know Kurtis said it was weird and I thought I was prepared. I was not.

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i read this before i got to that part of the video and i thought i was prepared. i was not.

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I skipped to the part, and you know, I was not prepared.

  • @saltymcnuggies1895
    @saltymcnuggies1895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Can't wait for them to make it big, start a Family Channel and tell the world about their "Rags to Riches" story.
    Only for their vlogs all about how they're "cut from the same cloth as everyone else" start feeling less relatable once they start scamming the fans.

    • @eilir_adron
      @eilir_adron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      omg pls this took me out

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like Kurtis and you could riff off each other.

  • @kvmehaus
    @kvmehaus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You don’t ask me how I’m doing anymore and I can’t remember the last time I felt that happiness

  • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
    @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Doctor:“Oh no, I’m sorry Mrs… You got a rag doll in you”
    Woman: YES! HONEY! It’s a boy!
    Husband: *Flops over*

    • @adiba_lekha
      @adiba_lekha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm deceased 💀

    • @ygmrt
      @ygmrt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      flops over 😭

    • @Kortita
      @Kortita 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jajajajajaja.

  • @imadoggirl
    @imadoggirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Wait if Marcello can't talk, then how can he give consent? How do we know she's not holding him hostage, he can't ask for help or say no!

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      you mind goes to dark places . here is a light 💡 for your weak mind .

    • @senilerodent
      @senilerodent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tommymarco no u

    • @anjailbakeer
      @anjailbakeer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its like asking ur sweater for consent before shoving ur hand, elbow, arm into the depths of its sleeves for warmth. Should i ask my pillow to consent to a threesome when i use it for leverage in certain positions with a partner? Should i ask ask my rabbit for consent? The line may be hard to articulate or define but we can all tell where it is and it definitely is somewhere in the realm of things that have been alive.

    • @fluent_debt
      @fluent_debt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      WE NEED TO GET MARCELLO HELP ASAP

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sign language? 🤔

  • @simonsandbaek7747
    @simonsandbaek7747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    can't believe Kurtis made an entire video about his marriage

  • @Grandma_Gobbler
    @Grandma_Gobbler ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Kurtis recently showed up to my school, he then proceeded to kick my friend in the head she fell down then he jumped on top of her and started twerking on top of her while yelling “I AM A QUIRKY RAGDOLL” he then stole my lunch then fought my theater teacher. So great to meet my favorite TH-camr in person 😊(NOT clickbait NOT fake)

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Dang, Marcelo couldn't even stand next to his wife while she gave birth, he just sat there. Unbelievable

    • @Lily-xg1qq
      @Lily-xg1qq ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even rag doll men can’t be good husbands 🙄🙄

  • @casperwashere
    @casperwashere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    11:18 actually, i think the reason why the baby can cry is that it’s a ragdoll-human hybrid. hope this helps

  • @imdoneplus
    @imdoneplus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    “Did you see that pile of yellow yarn up there? Yeah, that’s Marcello’s mom, she comes apart at weddings. It’s really hard for her because it turned our her husband was stringing her along.”

  • @LicorinaImperia
    @LicorinaImperia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I cant believe that it took me seen this video TWICE to notice the title of the birth of their child is in portuguese, and after a quick search I found out that this happened here in Brazil 🇧🇷 😳... we really need to be studied. Kurtis would DIE if he came across the case of a woman from a town called Taubaté (also in Brazil) fooled the whole country saying that she was pregnant with SIX children using a f*ing bounce ball under her dress 😂😂😂😂

    • @LicorinaImperia
      @LicorinaImperia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kurtis, if you want to know more about this one feel free to contact me, I would gladly help you by translating the material 😁

    • @dudiskkkm
      @dudiskkkm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And u can't forget when Sid do Não Salvo create a fake channel with "news from North Corea" and make all world think that North Corea made the population belive that they win in a world soccer champion.

    • @diegoseibert-lb
      @diegoseibert-lb 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Mds ia ser maravilhoso se ele fizesse um vídeo sobre a grávida de Taubaté HAUAHAUAHAUAHA

    • @carolina-vt1rw
      @carolina-vt1rw 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      como cidadã de Taubaté, eu aprovo a ideia

  • @animaleal
    @animaleal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "Labor ? I Hardly Know Her." A Classic Kurtis line

  • @clarisavelez8455
    @clarisavelez8455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I love the fact that Kurtis makes fun of the situations but never attack the people involve, like calling the lady crazy or something like that, thats what homophobic or racist comedians don't get

    • @user-vw4xp5nt9f
      @user-vw4xp5nt9f 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i mean apparently it is fake as the tiktok acc says so

    • @MariaFerreira-ek2px
      @MariaFerreira-ek2px 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@user-vw4xp5nt9f yes, it is, the woman was trying to get media (idk if this is the proper expression, sorry), so she could afford buying a house.

    • @HumeAnn
      @HumeAnn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MariaFerreira-ek2px did she buy the house though?

    • @TheTrueEmrys
      @TheTrueEmrys ปีที่แล้ว

      He literally attacks people in videos all the time lol, its just not funny to make fun of someone who obviously has serious issues 😂

    • @gingerdog8203
      @gingerdog8203 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@TheTrueEmrys this lady is joking.

  • @YO-rn8tp
    @YO-rn8tp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    As a Brazilian I'm so happy that one my favorites TH-camrs is talking about the lady that married a doll in my country 😭💖🇧🇷

    • @curnies
      @curnies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @nchaa wat

    • @user-zk3qb
      @user-zk3qb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@curnies pls 😭😭

    • @YO-rn8tp
      @YO-rn8tp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @nchaa Bro ?🤨

    • @___petalz___oninstagram
      @___petalz___oninstagram 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @nchaa fucking pardon?

    • @guilhermec.934
      @guilhermec.934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O melhor é saber que foi daí que saiu o marcelinho lendo contos eróticos kkkkkk

  • @denizkaragullu6239
    @denizkaragullu6239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Dude the way she called him lazy when he is literally disabled 😭 Sexism and toxic masculinity even affects male ragdolls man

  • @rushhour_gaming3889
    @rushhour_gaming3889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I think the blood related bit only playing a second is actually funnier than the whole thing tbh 😂

  • @swordswordsdev
    @swordswordsdev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Kurtis is such a perfect mix of milineal style and genz humor

  • @BioHaggard
    @BioHaggard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Kurtis you probably won’t see this but I just wanna thank you for making videos. As a broke person currently living in a shelter, I don’t really get much entertainment other than free services like TH-cam. Content creators like you have kept me laughing during some really tough times in my life. Keep up the good work man, it’s awesome to see all of these shows get sold out.

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shelter? I hardly know her! 🤣😭💀

    • @alexm5281
      @alexm5281 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😶@@negligible_reality

    • @urgodmoon
      @urgodmoon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i hope you're doing well ❤

  • @josehernandez9049
    @josehernandez9049 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Turns out Marcelo wasn’t so faithful 😮 he supposedly cheated on her😅 this year there was an article on it💀

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality ปีที่แล้ว +4

      how could he possibly cheat on her? according to the lore that she established, Marcelo can't speak or move on his own. the ragdoll husband lore is getting out of hand smh

  • @TheCynicalDude_
    @TheCynicalDude_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    12:10 Oh Kurtis, my poor naive friend. That is clearly a placenta. Not all placentas are red garbage bags. My second daughter came in a pink one.

  • @sofirific227
    @sofirific227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    i literally was having a horrible day, then saw a notification for ur video, and now i feel happy. ur videos genuinely brighten my day kurtis!!! you mean so much to ur fans.

    • @watermelon..
      @watermelon.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i’m happy you’re feeling better :) welcome back to kurtistown

    • @Higongeous
      @Higongeous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hope it gets worse

    • @ajcrowIey
      @ajcrowIey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me too!! i have a fever but kurtis makes it bareable

    • @LeoBezan
      @LeoBezan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      F*ck this reply section
      Except Watermelon

    • @kierathompson1561
      @kierathompson1561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heccken same

  • @piqachu
    @piqachu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    i’m glad kurtis finally remembered his passwords

    • @jjLuvv
      @jjLuvv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      these bots dude

  • @neebling
    @neebling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thank you mr kurtis for putting me in stitches as always. i think my fav part of this one was the fabric rustling sounds you had for the ragdoll voice, absolute genius

  • @matt15
    @matt15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I was just about to ask “isn’t her marrying the rag doll incest?” I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that lol

  • @sagekaley
    @sagekaley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    one thing i really like about your commentary is you generally don't really judge people. you poke fun at the absurdity of things but not at the people themselves. idk when i was younger i judged a lot of things that were 'cringe' or 'weird' or made me straight-up uncomfortable but stepping back and reflecting on "is this ACTUALLY harming anyone etc" really helped me realise most people are just weird but harmless. so it's refreshing to see commentary that isn't just "check out this weirdo aren't they creepy!!!"
    anyway keep up the good work

  • @rileyjohnson9183
    @rileyjohnson9183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I had a dream a few weeks ago that I broke into kurtis’s house while he was on tour and I packed up all of his belongings into boxes. I didn’t do anything with his stuff, like I didn’t steal it or anything. Just packed up all of his stuff and left. I fed his dog first before I left though.

    • @rosed3023
      @rosed3023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Huh.

    • @anneofgreengables9096
      @anneofgreengables9096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “A dream is a wish the heart makes”

    • @skzanarchist
      @skzanarchist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      crazy.

    • @ronnielyn1489
      @ronnielyn1489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@anneofgreengables9096 i had a dream where I saw Danny and Kurtis just chatting together while I stare atboth of them like an interviewer or something but instead of asking questions I'm just staring st them

  • @cupids_favourite_aro4578
    @cupids_favourite_aro4578 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    After reading Yugo Limbo's graphic novel "Viscera Objectica" about a man who falls in love with a puppet, and learning more about people who fall in love with inanimate objects, this sort of stuff is really interesting, and it's really nice how respectful Kurtis is while still making jokes😊