Becoming Alpha Males Thanks To Gary Vee
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Best colab ever 🤙🏻
Took notes, ready to apply this tomorrow morning
I actually know the Shredz guy's girlfriend. That video he shot is literally in the building we both used to live in.
why isn't anyone talking about the fact that Gary vee called 30 or more of the top millionaires in the social media area got them all on a call together including Mr Beast, Logan Paul, Jake Paul, and many more and while on that call GARY TOLD EVERYONE TO BUY AS MUCH AS THEY CAN TO SHOOT THE NFT TO THE MOON and they all did it and that nft crashed hours later THATS CLEAR MARKET MANIPUILATION
I wake up before I go to bed so I can picture my family not swallowing their gum
One time i swallowed so much gum that i had to go to the hospital, Garry vee didnt take that into account on saving time
I imagine Gary Vee killing my family to keep me focused on the grind.
😂
What
Cool to see you here
Time to pump $ZILLA
Really enjoying the old school mtv content.
Zilla unlocking his 3rd eye
PUMP THE ZILLAAAA
It’s an actual stock and it’s booty
Feeling influenced by this long haired influencer chad
Thanks big dawg for the advice (and gear)
It finally makes sense. You know why Gary V specifically said "imagine that the five most important people in your life were dead?" It's because that's what allows him to completely ignore the fact that he has a family and he is spending that time with his business instead. Ultimate grind mode.
😂
My guess is he is relating to the phrase memento mori.
Nah gary is a genuinely humble dude, he’s being real here. Him thinking like that helps him put things in perspective in the marco
The more people boast about how hard they work the more skeptical you have to be about it. If you look at all the people who actually work super hard they all either hate it or they completely surrendered themselves to it.
Elon Musk claims to work super hard but unfortunately his favourite activies being playing video games and trolling on Twitter are easily tracked so we know that this is false. Just in those 2 activities alone he spends far more free time than the average American has and that's not counting non-online activities like parties or dinners which we also know he partakes in a lot. Elon Musk is not a hard worker, he's a capitalist. He doesn't have a high income cause he works hard, he has it cause he was already rich and made a few dumb gambles that happened to work out. However again you can't invest money if you don't have it.
We live in a capitalist system, wealth is created from wealth. All the hardest workers in our society are dirt poor.
I think he was just poorly trying to explain that trope in movies where a character gains determination ater grieving the loss of their loved ones
Gary vee will say he swallows gum so that he doesnt waste one millionth of a second, yet will devote half his life to talking about that piece of gum
The joke is flying over your head
@@florentlefebvre9687 I think the ridiculousness of Gary Vee is flying over yours haha 😂
Wastes time even buying gum, and putting it in his mouth.
@@Nebulaoblivion JAJAJA
yeah, but he uses his time fantasizing about his family being shot in the face. Time well spent❤
GaryVee: "I don't drink coffee. I just chew the beans."
Chew? Dude, just like his gum, he swallows it directly...chewing takes up too much time and energy.
"I don't eat bread. I graze in the fields"
- Gary Vee
EFFECIENCY
that's the spirit!
@@kaym7704 no way dude, even that takes too long, Gary v does nothing, absolutely nothing, wasting no time and therefore hustling harder than anyone simultaneously
I love the subtle jabs at the removal of the dislike count. Gods work
No dislikes on your comment either, great job.
NGL I was telling myself how doesn’t coffee know youtube disabled the dislikes… then I read the comments. I just played myself lol
I comment "dislike" instead now
GaryVee talks so much about absolutely nothing it’s crazy almost as bad as tai Lopez
@@fishingwithleaches it’s not long until TH-cam will be aggressively enforcing a policy to scan and remove comments they believe contain negative/offensive words and suspend accounts of the poster. TH-cam leadership is so pathetic and cantankerous.
“Why do billionaires wake up at 4 am”
Such a beta male move I’m still awake at 4am so I never lose that grindset
You cracked the code, congrats!
@@GekkoOne More like crack is the code
the comments on that video are so cultish, its genuinely worth a read.
😂😂
They get up at 4am to pee.
“We’re swallowers now.”
-Coffeezilla, 2021
💀💀
You: “Hey Gary how do I start an LLC?”
Gary: “imagine your loved ones dead”
You: “all my lived ones are dead though”
Gary: “then your winning, it’s all about perspective”
😂😂😂👍👍👍
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂jokes on him😂😂😂😂😂😂
I didn't see that coming 😂😂😂😂😂😂
So awesome
Omg I love this!
ABSOLUTELY LOST IT AT THE SHOT IN THE FACE BIT HAHAHA
Algorithm Goat right here
Time to make a “how zilla broke the algorithm” or make a video on MPMD
If it's a shot in the chest it doesn't count, it has to be in the face to work
Gotta be imagining the life insurance payout.
He does it every day at least 3 or 4 times a week
My father haz been waking up at 4:00 am everyday to supervize them Sigma males who come to the gym, so they wont injure themselves by lifting weights way beyond their capability.
Wake up before 4am and become a trillionaire
the fact the Gary V tried to pass off a full pickup game of basketball at 6:00 am might be the most outlandish thing in this video. There is no way you have a gym full of that many people ready to play at 6:00 am
Unless you pay them
I play 5 on 5 every Saturday at 6 am with people I play with 😂
Nah man you're just not committed enough to that sigma grindset 😎
Yeah, clearly you're just not surrounding yourself with the right people. Get on that sigma grindset and find some people with the same amount of brain electricity as you..
I start work at 6am now so I workout at 5am and you’d be surprised how many people are finishing working out when I’m just starting. These people that work China business hours in the US are absolutely nuts.
That 13 year old’s house:
-Go to bed
-Cant, mom, i’m grinding, Grant told me...
-Go brush your teeth
-Cant. I swallowed the toothbrush.
-WHAT
-dunno, i think it’s the efficiency
We don’t brush, that takes time away from the grind
If I had a thirteen year old who told me they were grinding because of this man I would immediately schedule counseling.
Replace your teeth with toothbrushes
Swallow the paste, don't bother going to washroom, releive yourself while working, even better if you can hold pee and poop in forever.
hahahah
My theory about the 'picture your loved ones dying' thing is that Gary Vee hasn't actually struggled a lot in life so he has to contrive his own hardships to give his speeches some edge and some urgency. Most people just have that on their own bc they actually have been through shit that motivates them
That was immediately what I thought. Dude hasn't ever struggled or suffered, at that point you just have to imagine what that's like.
its just something that sounds deep and inspirational if you dont think about it more than one second
Sounds about right.
That makes perfect sense. We'll done!
He's the dude to "swear on his mom's grave" while she's in the same room.
Gary : everyday Picture the person you love the most shot in the face that's the only way to succeed in life
Woman : Sir I run a bakery not the sinaloa cartel
I wake up at 2 PM, do a line of coke, keep doing coke. I'm successful every 30 minutes, bro.
Gary blows gum bubbles when he poops. The gum acts as a type of poop bag that also makes it seamless. No wiping needed, also shaves time off that you can spend getting the bag. 2000 IQ plays here. MAXIMIZE
Loses effectiveness when it gives him world record dingleberries
Minmax shit right here.
Gary Blows
My sigma grindset morning routine:
1.Wake up
2. Take a shit
3. Get out of bed
4. Gamble my student loans swing trading $TSLA
5. Step 2
6. Read all of "The Art of the Deal"
7. Get to work at 09:15AM
Bro that’s nothing my sigma strategy is:
1-sleep 4 hours
2-stay hard
3-take 3 cold showers 🚿 from balls to the walls
4-eat raw eggs, run 10 miles from Alaska
5-eat Cheetos, watch David and Gary talking gabagaba
6-wack off and say 10 hours after, sleep at 3am
7-stay haaaaard 🪨
Shitting the bed must save a lot of time, gotta try that
@@yungtube7848 this sent me 💀
Bro, you could maximize your time by shitting BEFORE you wake up.
You’re welcome.
Umm. When do you schedule scraping the shit off the bed?
Fun video thanks!
On a serious note, I used to do all of these thing like wake up 3am, run in the middle of winter's night at Norway, eat breakfast before anyone is up.
I don't do it anymore but what I found out was:
1. I was afraid of relying on anyone so I tried to do everything myself, especially the emotional vulnerabilities.
2. I lost who I truly was.
Gary Vee is the single most annoying human ever birthed into the world. He’s the epitome of the friend that thinks he can do everything better than you, but has never actually tried it
But are you pumping out 70 videos a day!?!???
Gary vee
David goggins
Joe rogan
Bert kriescher
Andre Schultz
Jocko willink
Andrew Tate
Grant cardone
Jordan belfort
Any guy who I meet that is a big fan of any of these people, I immediately just resign to not getting to know them further.
You can indeed enjoy these people. Like, enjoy some of what they say.
But if you are a big fan to the point where you see any valid criticism of them as “hate” and people being “just haters”, then I just won’t befriend you or care to know what happens to you.
He runs a legit ad agency business with multiple spin-offs covering sports, social media, etc. So he has actually tried lmao. What do you do, champ?
@@pedrod.7576 I retired at the age of 35 because I was smart enough to invest in Bitcoin and GameStop. What did you do? I have 17 million dollars in my bank account. How much do you have?
@@pedrod.7576 oh hon... you're gonna get yourself scammed, i assure you that rich people don't need you to defend their honor. they're doing ok
A 13 year old should enjoy their childhood, not be worried about producing money.
But you got to start that grind out of the womb
That's the beta mindset. Sigmas are grinding even before they were produced in their father's scrotum.
All humans*
@@icaromsantana how do you think they got the egg? Sigmas got their muscles right while the others swam aimlessly.
Nah I mean I wouldn’t be that hard about it but that’s definitely an important lesson in life.
Get him to the million, Let's GO!
Just follow Gary vee’s advice
We got there three times over!! Let's go boys!!
This maybe my favorite YT channel lately.
same 😆
Coffee is such a great example of integrity. This reignites my hope in humans.
He certainly seems that way. But never forget anyone can have skeletons in their closet. So enjoy his videos, respect his work, but never idolize.
@@RenegadeVile fr Everytime you idolize you will most likely get let down
It shouldn't. Coffee is in the 0.1% of humans.
I prefer to idolize people like CoffeeZilla than aliens like Andrew Tate
@@luma_nae Andrew tate isn't a bad role model and coffezilla is great too
I love the chemistry between you and Philion, you guys should do more videos like this!
Could even be an amazing podcast
@@amjadtiseker1481 Imagine: Zilla, Philion, and Muta. Just saying that’d be me knew daily podcast.
That guy actually sleeps in 3x speed too. 6 hours to him is 2 hours in the world of us mere mortals.
To this day every time my husband or I call each other and say what are you doing? The other one answers grinding on my grindset. We never miss. We’re so inspired by these alphas. 😂
Y'all have something called true love 🔥
Relationshipmaxxing
What does grinding on
This 4:21 is where Gary Vee lost me. That is some next level disturbed. There are people in our own country and around the world who don't need to imagine that, because they've seen it IRL.
That’s why 90% of the population of Afghanistan are billionaires.
I'm on another level, Gary Vee, I don't even chew gum. Saving years of time.
Oh cmon plebs get on my level.
The thought of gum doesn't even enter my mind. Can you even comprehend the decades I've saved from not letting that millisecond distraction into my mind?
@@alidrumcover8208 god level
Aw snap. THAT was the best reply.
100 push ups, 100 sit ups and a 10 km run every day. Also no heating/air conditioning to become the ultimate Sigma Chad.
Mmmmh, all that mold growing must taste so goood. Yummy!
Add in 100 squats to level up to Alpha Chad
You will lose all your hair though ;)
@@Lucho741but you'll grow a beard
Looks like someone binge watched One punch man. Lol.
This is fucking gold. I'd love to see more collabs with you and Phil, this was amazing
Ikr. They are so freaking funny and honest. Just great work from both their channels.
I got a Gary Vee ad on this video and couldn’t help but chuckle
Epsilon male seeking a Kappa female, to have some fun and eventually Omicron children
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if you want omicron children just be an antivaxxer
@@SavageGreywolf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@SavageGreywolf Savage
Sounds like a fraternity and sorority match 😂
Seeing my two favorite youtubers just having fun makes my day. Worth it waking up at 4am to watch this while on my threadmill and listering to an audiobook at the same time and making business calls.
Better be listening to that audiobook at 3x speed
Bravo! Very efficient indeed :D
😂😂
That getting shot part was classic, "Some people meditate, that works, I imagine one of my loved ones has been shot, at least 4 times a week"
I imagine losing my family and that leads to happiness.
Like he doesn't even say it made him grateful or that horror made him appreciate life more. No, he just said it made him happy. That wording.
Yea that’s his style, all performance no substance, we’re supposed to fill in the blanks cause he obviously intended something genius, we just can’t understand the smart man!
The collab of kings. The Third Eye and the Ultimate Detective, no one is safe, no information is secret.
Bring forth the knowledge.
Yeah this dude is funny. Should be on the drip
KNOWLEDGE
Finally a proper crossover between you two. This is gonna be lit.
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear m
I wake up at midnight once a week. Then stay awake the entire week
🤣
🤣🤣
I think that out of all the examples only David Goggins is real. That guy is just insane taking in consideration how much he punishes his body and the kind of injuries he lives with. Also he's extremely lucky because most of his endurance feats bring him pretty close to dieing.
I think that adopting to some extent his mindset can be really helpfull because most people sail through life achieving far less then they could because of lazyness. But not to the extent he does things. I respect him, but his playing russian roulette with his health and potentially his life.
"If a billionaire wakes up at 4am, that MUST be the reason why he's a billionaire!"
This is cargo cult behavior, plain and simple.
I had no idea that's why my bladder wakes me up every am at 4. Making it rain! Wait..
Them: your business is so successful! How'd you do it?
Billionaire: Well, I started my billions-dollar business with two things: a dream, and 4 billion dollars. Simple, really; why aren't you doing it?
@@justinblair9661 Why can't YOU just get your head in the game and collect an interest-free billion dollar loan from your rich dad?
@@drakkenmensch He grounded me... 😭
😅😅😅
Lol, obviously it's taken to another level by these guys, but being up before everyone gives me an energy like nothing else. I'ts probably because I feel superior to everyone that's too lazy to be up. Unfortunately I only do it about 5 times a year. Usually I get very little done.
You're already killing it! No dislikes on this video! Everyone loves you man.
💀🙃
😂😂😂
Transparency, open debate, and free speech of your voice... allowed at Susan Wjitskis TH-cam! (and even gave herself a free speech award, from her own show too). Coffeezilla did a bit on that too and it also has no thumbs down, says a lot!
How does nobody realize that TH-cam doesn’t show dislikes anymore! :D
@@ScottHz That’s the joke. 😄
"there is such thing as being too handsome" is my favorite joke
First time I heard a narration like this, it was on Jojo part 4, Yoshikage Kira
EDIT: Watching this on the first day of 2023, where Coffee already has 2.25M subs
He did it! Not spitting out his gum really helped him achieve the goal.
Watching this in 2024. We at 3 mil baby. Phil and Coffee still doing great work on their respective channels.
"We are swallowers now"
Coffeezilla, Dec 2021
This is insanity on a different level😂
You‘re an absolute beast coffee!! Keep up the good work!
Bro when Grant Cardone takes the money from that kid, and the next clip is of him smoking a cigar and lighting the money on fire, I spat my drink out lmao
You know his parents were in the crowd screaming at him to take it 😂 But then again, they’re dumb enough to bring their 13 yo this fiasco
I honestly collapsed with the "shot in the face" section. I don't think Coffee-Z has made me laugh so hard. This was a joyful watch.
“Gary Vee doesn’t say anything that anyone hasn’t already said, he just says it with more f-bombs.” - anonymous
Truth.
“Where everybody’s getting weaker, I’m getting stronger”
Bruh, I’m not ‘getting weaker’ by sleeping, I’m resting. Lmao
$10 million studio looking FRESH. That's what happens when you stay on that grind!
@@averywealthyman4194 And don't forget to pump that stock
*So Gary V supposedly "always" goes to bed around 12:45am, and wakes up at 5:15am; and yet he's **_still_** constantly that freakin' enegetic?! Oh he's definitely on something alright... **_sniff sniff_** His secret to success is coca.* 😂
Either he is lying or he is on something.
@@sushantnegi2652 I don’t do drugs except maybe some some 🌲 but that is pretty close to my sleep schedule . I go to sleep around 2:30/330am and wake up around 830 am everyday besides Sunday
Ehhhh. I run three companies, my sleep schedule is similar. I don’t do any drugs alcohol or anything, coffee is the most I’ll do. I’ll sleep in maybe once a week depending on what’s going on with my companies. I’m also 27 though so idk 🤷🏾♂️
Really wow I'm 29 I run 3 successful small business lot of physical work plus exercise activitie lifestyle I have I be honest I get so tired sometimes I feel like shit most of the time I do fine...I mean if I don't rest at least 6 hrs next day I don't feel well...and I think I work 13-15 hrs no sunday or Saturday rest..I don't drink smoke or anything else.. anyway Gary is in his 40s either way the guy is crazy anyway... sometimes he says good stuff sometimes so stupid things that makes you think he's high on something.
@@westcoastfrank you're actually going to give yourself a heartattack if that's your schedule. Chill out a bit man. Work isn't worth literally killing yourself.
Damn dudes, my business has been struggling lately. All this time I just needed to start swallowing packs of Trident and picturing my dog getting shot in the dome. Thank you, thank you so much.
I am not sure how I missed this. It was before my Coffeezilla time I guess (found it going back in time). This is absolutely epic. Love it!!!
Nothing makes me happier than seeing Gary Vee get roasted.
why? Garyvee is a legend.
@@Ernster86 Are u trolling? He's a complete fraud
@@rll1236 Yup. He uses one of the oldest motivational speaker tricks in the book: long pauses before saying something incredibly meaningless to make it seem profound.
@@rll1236 no his not lol. Wtf you on about.
@@tarekyared4404 really is that all you got? He is a successful business man over and over again and one of the only ones who acts like he cares and gives practical advice. He is clearly not a fraud.
God damn it. I actually like early morning workouts and strict routines. Now I have to worry about people thinking I'm a fake influencer or wannabe billionaire, when really I'm on the spectrum and trying to live my best life
you dont
You can do that stuff. It’s constantly talking about it, saying everyone should do that, and guaranteeing success from it when everyone’s different. A lot of these guys are obnoxious and some of these routines aren’t realistic
How *DARE* you actually *DO* something to improve your life! You should be *ASHAMED* of yourself!
I like waking up early and also sleeping until past noon. I am half a billionaire, I am the idiot savant of grinders
Seriously, it is nice the temperature and lack of people during early morning.
GUM EFFICIENCY. This is what has been holding me back my entire life.
This vid is currently sitting at 30k likes and ZERO dislike! Congrats bro
The crossover we didn;t know we needed until now. More Philion and Coffeezilla!
16:39 I tried every kind of protein possible and I always thought there had to be a better "Whey"
That. Was. Awesome! I love a good dad joke; I literally LOL'd!
Ba dum tss!!
The guy is on TRT 😂
I've never felt so alpha
watch dominion
i LOVE THIS VIDEO. You guys have gotta do more of these colabs. Keep up the great work and content
"I won't tell you what supplements to take, because I've been barred from giving fitness advice"
$ZILLA just down 2%, make sure to mortgage your house and buy the dip. Let's pump the stock!
Now do the only reasonable thing: Buy deep out of the money $ZILLA stock options expiring Christmas! On margin!!!
can´t afford it :( lost all my money on save the kids and stick dix
What house?
@@kingmaxey You didn't invest in any of Adrian Gee's courses, did you?
@@kingmaxey same but on milf token:(
It’s easier to wake up at 4:00am when you don’t work a “real” job. These people already made it.
This is probably my most rewatched video of all time. So much comedy gold! XD
i just played grand theft auto 4 and these guys no joke sounds perfectly like the character brucie maybe that is the real place they learned it and honestly i feel that got to be pure comedy gold
G O D I loved Brucie
"it's got zero dislike" at this moment i finally realize the dislike count is gone
Yes, they got rid of it
this is an awesome duo, you guys gotta do more
One hundreth of a second saved by swallowing gum, but 5 minutes per day imagining loved ones dying in front of him. So to equal this loss out Gary swallows 30.000 pieces of gum a day, what a legend.
This is a collab I didn’t know I needed in my life! Thank you gentlemen this is like an early Xmas present!
Two of my favorite YTers ... sometimes, the streams cross and this is the greatness that arises.
15:15 the answer is METH. The ultimate productivity
6:11 looks like Donkey Kong
A Man Swallowed Every Piece Of Gum He Chewed. This Is What Happened To His Brain.
the only one i trust in the 4am club is jocko. He is legit
Not David goggins?
Not David goggins?
Not David goggins?
Jocko looks like he's been injected with the T-virus.
@@e.s.y3899 Have some respect! David is in the 3am club. Get your facts straight.
Keep coming back to this episode. Need a 2
loved this video guys, you vibe well toegther, great amount of laughs! hope you can collab more!
That dude in his jockeys should play Gaston.
The collab I didn’t know I needed. I want more.
"Okay GaryVee i am ready to start business, what steps should i take"
" My dad already had profitable liquor store, so i dunno be inspired, watch my content, yeah.. watch my content"
Me : i mean what practical actual steps?
GaryVee : ,, i swallow gum to be more efficient"
Lol
Never knew you guys were tight. This episode had me in stitches. Much love.
I don't just wake up before 4 am, I wake all of my neighbors up before 4 am! Get on my level and learn how to really grind.
Imagine ur neighbors shot in the face
Pleeeeaaasse do more vids together. This is top notch content!
That is one of the most laugh out loud things I've seen in ages. Got me a few funny looks in the supermarket. Thanks.
Phillip.
one of my favorite vids... you guys gotta make this a regular thing.
Those damn well better be multi million dollar Christmas decorations there in the ten million dollar studio!!
Platinum & Diamond. 😁
Best content you’ve made yet, 10 out of 10 will watch again with a note pad, clearly this master class just unlocked my success
Excellent content 👏👏👏👏
Hands down the funniest coffeezilla video I've ever watched
I'm dying right now. From like 2005-2013 when I was djing all around NYC and going out to the clubs that aren't around anymore, Arvin, the dude in the video who owns Shredz was part of the same scene. Seeing him over those years, dancing in the circles and all that good stuff, and now seeing him in ur video was the greatest.
He was on a couple of episodes of Jersey Shore also lol
Bro you and Phil need to team up like once a month. As a 40 year old working man trust that comment. You both have your own authentic sense of humor.
one of the best collabs EVEEER, love you and Philion
Gary Vee could save so much time by not even unpacking and putting a piece of gum in his mouth in the first place
"its cutthroat, you gotta picture your loved ones getting shot in the face..."
Coffee : "yeah, its rough out there..."
20:00 "I think he's the only guy who hasn't figured out that no one else is doing it." LMAO
This was the crossover I needed. 💯💯💯
Love it dude!!! Always interesting and always funny. I'm sooooo cautious now in investing in anything let alone putting a euro into any youtubers "business" great work dude, keep doing what your doing and calling out these feckers... From Ireland