TikTok Traders Are Insane

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 พ.ค. 2021
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    This video is an opinion and in no way should be construed as statements of fact. Scams, bad business opportunities, and fake gurus are subjective terms that mean different things to different people. I think someone who promises $100K/month for an upfront fee of $2K is a scam. Others would call it a Napoleon Hill pitch.
    #TikTok #Stocks #Crypto
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  • @Spankster.
    @Spankster. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6754

    Imagine calling up your financial advisor and he says "I have a feeling Elon Musk is gonna put out a tweet"

    • @mielvanvelzen5967
      @mielvanvelzen5967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +541

      "Many analysts including myself believe that Elon musk is gonna put out a tweet"

    • @marion.saturn
      @marion.saturn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I'm gonna give him a promotion

    • @suprtroopr1028
      @suprtroopr1028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Imagine if they were actually going through financial advisers, 3 bottles in, yelling "if you say 'YOLO to the moon' one more time, I'M taking all your money instead of the hedge funds!"

    • @angrycollector7012
      @angrycollector7012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @Jono793
      @Jono793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      In terms of Crypto, Musk is a walking market manipulation!

  • @Seto_Saotome
    @Seto_Saotome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1922

    Apparently you earn a degree in finance once you create a tik tok account

    • @gokuafrica
      @gokuafrica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It comes free with the account

    • @yotcca
      @yotcca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah I wonder what I’m doing getting a finance degree from uni, might as well open a TikTok account

    • @doccholo905
      @doccholo905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "many analysts and including myself agree"

    • @suyashwaghmare3911
      @suyashwaghmare3911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 fake

    • @vincemcsenile7318
      @vincemcsenile7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 लानत है आप घोटाला कलाकार भी इस पृष्ठ पर पहुँच गए हैं? तुम सब दयनीय हो। आप कभी भी कुछ भी नहीं करेंगे।

  • @superdragonzero1
    @superdragonzero1 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    The longer I live on this planet, the more I understand why roosters start their day screaming.

    • @kanatran64
      @kanatran64 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Totally underrated comment

    • @LatoyaOKAY
      @LatoyaOKAY 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😂😂😂

    • @amsbeats841
      @amsbeats841 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      AroooooooooooOOOOOOOO (cries in existential dread)

    • @LalleMangaming
      @LalleMangaming หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      lmao

    • @octhe1uj
      @octhe1uj 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I understand the pain now

  • @skurbee_
    @skurbee_ ปีที่แล้ว +739

    This is so much more enjoyable to watch 18ish months later. Doge is worth about 0.06 right now, or 10x less than when that TikTok was posted. Truly an amazing financial analyst we have on our hands. And only 16 years old!

    • @Snout007
      @Snout007 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      To the moooooon, baby!

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Even Bitcoin has been harshly affected by FTX’s sudden colapse. The entire crypto market is crashing. What Coffeezilla said about the bubble was so clearly on point.

    • @christiandruan
      @christiandruan ปีที่แล้ว

      Crypto never had any actual value. The only “value” it has was being a get rich quick scheme.

    • @squibbelsmcjohnson
      @squibbelsmcjohnson ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's all about taking peoples money, it's not legit advice

    • @ember9361
      @ember9361 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Lucaz99 oh no! Anyway 😂

  • @ADT2525
    @ADT2525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2660

    That first dude is just trying to make his $50 back on doge coin.

    • @angadskate28
      @angadskate28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lmao

    • @photoluke1499
      @photoluke1499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I feel personally attacked by this comment 🤣

    • @TovenDo.O.Video-
      @TovenDo.O.Video- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @#Blockchain LESS GOOOOOO

    • @justsheeeps134
      @justsheeeps134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Im surprised when he said eth has the same foundation/ same thing as doge lmao

    • @KingvGio
      @KingvGio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@photoluke1499 How about now?

  • @PassportBrosBusinessClass
    @PassportBrosBusinessClass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4887

    If Doge goes to $1000, I’ll be worth more than the US Air Force

    • @kitno6415
      @kitno6415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @LoS fan 🙌🏾 it will reach 1 dollar, maybe in 2 years

    • @desmondwatson9079
      @desmondwatson9079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @LoS fan 🙌🏾 Too long? Why the hell does time matter? Doge can definitely hit $1 but it has to have the hype and people ultimately need to have a reason to buy it other than just flipping it.

    • @desmondwatson9079
      @desmondwatson9079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @LoS fan 🙌🏾 If you need money now you shouldn’t be investing, gambling is what you should be doing. So we’re not talking about those people. I bought $514 of Doge 2.5 years ago, sure it took a while, but I made a lot more than I invested (that’s the plan). You mean to tell me the only reason you should invest is to make money now? Do you understand how ignorant you sound? 😂
      You saying you’d rather day trade tells me all I need to know. Most day traders (especially the less-experienced) lose more money than they make.
      Edit: If we’re talking about the use and overall fundamentals of Doge right now then I agree it’s not a good investment. It only moves with hype and you can’t spend them on anything, but investing a little is better than missing out completely. IMO

    • @nunalex
      @nunalex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @LoS fan 🙌🏾 what you want is gambling, trading as you see it isn't investing, it's a 50-50 game

    • @shivinshaji
      @shivinshaji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And it will happen in a week 😂

  • @ryanr1945
    @ryanr1945 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    That aged REALLY WELL when doge is currently worth 10c on the dollar and ether is $1257 a share.

    • @alexbuckenham1663
      @alexbuckenham1663 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      1c not 10c so it's even worse lol

    • @Life-hj4zi
      @Life-hj4zi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lel

    • @TSARMOTAF
      @TSARMOTAF ปีที่แล้ว

      As far as i know, the dude that had all that dodge in the video didn't sell. If so, what a moron.

    • @TheNameIsFreddy
      @TheNameIsFreddy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A share btw

    • @oldkingcrow777
      @oldkingcrow777 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ether isn't good either really, but has a first (or technically kind of second in this case) to market advantage. Could take some years, but the vast majority of people buying/hyping ether are just speculators who want quick money.
      They'll rationalize it however they want, and power to em. But the flaws are blatant and not going anywhere anytime soon apparently

  • @dylan-2169
    @dylan-2169 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    One year later….. doge coin still never broke .75 cents

    • @apurplekiwi2239
      @apurplekiwi2239 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Just wait bro this is still bear market bro keep buying bro it's about to blow up bro

    • @Reddrik
      @Reddrik ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@apurplekiwi2239 LOL

    • @ayushsharma8804
      @ayushsharma8804 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's going to $10 quadrillion per coin

    • @colejosephalexanderkashay683
      @colejosephalexanderkashay683 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      as compared to etherium and bitcoin, Doge decreased by the lowest percentage of the three

    • @fartexplosion4480
      @fartexplosion4480 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@apurplekiwi2239 just wait bro, just trust me on this, even if crypto, the decentralised, unregulated currency gets regulated, it'll blow up bro

  • @thenationofpeacock3309
    @thenationofpeacock3309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3846

    If you’re getting financial advice from TikTok, then you deserve to lose your money.

    • @yep_2431
      @yep_2431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      People broke, no one deserves broker

    • @yep_2431
      @yep_2431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Hate the scammers not the scammed

    • @duggybuckets7763
      @duggybuckets7763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      There are actually some good tips on TikTok in general and some videos have good financial advice

    • @jater10
      @jater10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its the new Bloomberg terminal, get with the times.

    • @thenationofpeacock3309
      @thenationofpeacock3309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@yep_2431 play stupid games, win stupid prizes

  • @TomNashTV
    @TomNashTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1874

    The next Barren Wufett

    • @TheXrythmicXtongue
      @TheXrythmicXtongue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      💀💀

    • @pandainvestingco
      @pandainvestingco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah, the next Tom Nash...... Allegedly! Lol

    • @CampbellsUniverse
      @CampbellsUniverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao

    • @SR-zi1pw
      @SR-zi1pw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Empty wufett

    • @hurdur6828
      @hurdur6828 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀💀 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOLOOLOLLLLLLLL LOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mariobaic6180
    @mariobaic6180 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Yacht? My dude, Alaskan crab farmers got bigger fishing boats than that. Calling that a yacht is like calling a goldfish,a "shark".

    • @plaguepug2091
      @plaguepug2091 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Bro they had bigger boats than that in the 1400s

    • @Coffee17990
      @Coffee17990 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@plaguepug2091I’ve seen canoes longer than that

  • @TXEENT
    @TXEENT 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    "Many analysts including myself", I stopped right there, called my loan shark and I'm going all in.
    That real estate clip was pretty accurate, especially during the pandemic craze.

  • @InvestingBookSummaries
    @InvestingBookSummaries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2949

    That guy that said he had a yacht and called people poor is exactly what a coked up wallstreet trader in the 90s would look like and say.

    • @mariahg2208
      @mariahg2208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I feel like that's a lot of people's attitudes nowadays is just that. Which is grotesque. Everyone wants to be rich quick nowadays. That guy just expressed in and put it into words in a very obnoxious and nasty way.

    • @zProSniP3r
      @zProSniP3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      except he was ironic

    • @Syrxen
      @Syrxen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@zProSniP3r I don't understand how it's not dead obvious

    • @GabbieCh
      @GabbieCh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Syrxen Yes, it was obviously funny 😃

    • @skepticalrebekah
      @skepticalrebekah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mean a coked up tiktoker in the ‘20s?

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    So you're telling me that if I buy 333 Dogecoins at 0.50 cents a piece that an initial investment of $166.5 will eventually balloon to nearly a million dollars ( $999,000 ) if Dogecoin reaches the ludicrous price of $3000 within a few months? That sounds reasonable ... in a world where pigs can fly and when rain comes in the form of actual cats & dogs.

    • @THICCTHICCTHICC
      @THICCTHICCTHICC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Market cap bigger than all known value on earth.... Pretty reasonable to me tbh

    • @maratmkhitaryan9723
      @maratmkhitaryan9723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Actually it's pretty real. When you trade USD/Coin to move the prices up or down you just need to create TRADES. It's unspecified how much you need to buy/sell to move prices up or down. When people say there is 2 trillion dollars in crypto, that doesn't mean there is ACTUAL 2 trillion dollars. That means all the coins price * all the coins current emission. As you all know, most of the bitcoins are lost and they now cost a lot of money. Thats why market cap is so big.

    • @vincemcsenile7318
      @vincemcsenile7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199
      तुम दयनीय बकवास कर रहे हैं। मुझे आश्चर्य है कि आपका परिवार आपके बारे में क्या सोचता है? हो सकता है कि वे आपके बारे में बिल्कुल न सोचें।

    • @nesultimate3854
      @nesultimate3854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cats and doges

    • @jockrockwell3947
      @jockrockwell3947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bitcoin cash guys bitcoin cash, its always the coin thats useable and nobody is talking about that takes off next..

  • @why6212
    @why6212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Can you imagine how we possibly ended up in a recession now?

    • @ddylun
      @ddylun ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was thinking the same thing this whole video

    • @Vvopat96
      @Vvopat96 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Are you actually wondering because it's pretty simple answer, everyone has extra money = money worth less = inflation = fed increases interest rates = nobody can loan money = money is expensive = nobody has money = nobody has money to invest = everything falls

    • @fitnerdchronicles
      @fitnerdchronicles ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Vvopat96 Whoosh

    • @c17b
      @c17b ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fitnerdchronicles he’s right tho

    • @fitnerdchronicles
      @fitnerdchronicles ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@c17b Who, Vompatti? He's not lol. everyone has extra money = nobody has money? I'm not going to elaborate any further it's a waste of time. Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

  • @MashaRistova
    @MashaRistova ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Lmao the girl who bought AMC at $15…. Today it’s worth $8

    • @YukiGibson
      @YukiGibson ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lmao, just noticed that

    • @OnlyGrafting
      @OnlyGrafting ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pump It

    • @richcooop
      @richcooop ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yeah but she bought it right before it jumped up to like $300

    • @michaelsean09
      @michaelsean09 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wonder if day trading is still her hobby

    • @andreklingler8666
      @andreklingler8666 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelsean09 lmao if you look at the day this video was made, around May 2021 is right before AMC jumped up about 6x to 70$ so she actually made hella if she sold and wasnt retarded.

  • @MaxAukshunas
    @MaxAukshunas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    I'm firing my financial advisor and hiring the kid in the Astros hat

    • @jamesw9250
      @jamesw9250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 such a bad attempt it’s almost cute

    • @bryang8692
      @bryang8692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Astros cap means he's willing to bend the rules just like everyone else to be the best.

    • @tylerprivette6036
      @tylerprivette6036 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 Reporting pretenders like you starts to feel good after a while.

    • @chevelle321
      @chevelle321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His gonna cheat your way to financial success

    • @askmemum
      @askmemum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      An honest baseball team is there ever was one

  • @shocknawe
    @shocknawe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    “When I was 13, I used to say give it a year. Now that I’m so much older, 16, and hardened by reality, I know where you should invest your life savings.”

    • @finickybits8055
      @finickybits8055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      I'm reminded of a tweet I once saw:
      "You need to talk to people with the confidence of a 13-year-old who's smoked pot twice, who's talking to a 13-year-old who's smoked pot once."
      I grinned all day from that visual.

    • @shocknawe
      @shocknawe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@finickybits8055 Im hysterical from this. I really needed that one, John.
      Fak, mate. The world sucks.

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      A 16 year old should actually be taking way more risk than Dogecoin. He needs something way more speculative if he's going to turn his $58 into a retirement.

    • @bardsamok9221
      @bardsamok9221 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@LarsLarsen77 like what? robbing banks?

  • @stonkman3091
    @stonkman3091 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    This aged well.

    • @Xetarine
      @Xetarine ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Extremely well...

    • @thomasbuck303
      @thomasbuck303 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah doge coin currently worth $.07

    • @dotanuki3371
      @dotanuki3371 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      it's not all bad, the guy with the pile of wood did ok

    • @rodrigorodriguez509
      @rodrigorodriguez509 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Once you get to be coffee's age it's really not that difficult to identify the biggest idiots in the world

  • @craigstoner2632
    @craigstoner2632 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This is why it's important to know history. There is nothing new here, from the motives of buyers and sellers to easily refutable claims.

  • @Nxgtn
    @Nxgtn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    The 16 year old who can’t buy stocks is giving stock tips😂💀🤦‍♂️

    • @Bolling0
      @Bolling0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why don't you think he can buy stocks

    • @prod.reallywill1818
      @prod.reallywill1818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@Bolling0 he’s not old enough to open account unless his parents let him

    • @carterwilson3568
      @carterwilson3568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Bolling0 he could open a custodial account in NA but he’s still much too inexperienced to be giving “financial advice”

    • @StarComet7
      @StarComet7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Bolling0 bc in pretty much any where you cant even open a stocks account even less purschase stocks yourself

    • @jjs8426
      @jjs8426 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bolling0 no not really

  • @bennyrodriguez8788
    @bennyrodriguez8788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    A house in California can be $500,000 dollars a regular one, a mansion in Texas $500,000 dollars... and if you want to move to Oklahoma for $500,000 dollars you can buy the State.

    • @KangaMoose34
      @KangaMoose34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well, Then you would have to live in Oklahoma

    • @sorrychangedmyusername3594
      @sorrychangedmyusername3594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You can buy an entire subregion in South East Asia with that type of money.

    • @glidemusic1023
      @glidemusic1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KangaMoose34 Lucky me

    • @IeeIee778
      @IeeIee778 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@glidemusic1023 let me stay PLEASE

  • @CrispyLink
    @CrispyLink ปีที่แล้ว +46

    5:35 I'm a woodworker and I must say I agree with your analysis. This man must be a billionaire based on the prices of lumber even now, let alone a year ago.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      all he'll need to do is sell a kindey and go into eye-watering debt to buy a house.

  • @8BLOO8
    @8BLOO8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Sigh I knew some people who invested in the whole Doge coin and Game Stop thing and I didn’t even know they did it until afterwards. These are people who I would normally consider pretty smart and rational so it was just so sad to see people close to home being tricked too :(

    • @alexaecho4273
      @alexaecho4273 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea those actions are of a pretty smart person

    • @j3en534
      @j3en534 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a classic RuneScape scam with a few people at the top saying let’s hold it, meanwhile they’re busy selling.

    • @sega64official
      @sega64official ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're acting as if the market never recovers and won't ever recover lol.
      Check Doge in 2-3 years. Your friends will be fine.

    • @sega64official
      @sega64official ปีที่แล้ว

      @@j3en534If you looked at a chart, you'd see crypto recovered harder after it crashed every time. I've survived bear markets like this one over and over and over again.
      Must be a sad life being a passive aggressive internet bully.

    • @j3en534
      @j3en534 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sega64official I’m just sayin man at the end of the day someone loses and with coins based on memes it’s certainly not the people promoting them

  • @bardoomguy
    @bardoomguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    I like that boat guy. So humble and down to earth =))

    • @Mggggssss
      @Mggggssss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      cringe

    • @brianleavenger9569
      @brianleavenger9569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i believe it was sarcasm and a joke!

    • @billbojangles3992
      @billbojangles3992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don't know about him in general but his brain is definitely burried down to earth

    • @marcussteinde468
      @marcussteinde468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@billbojangles3992 pretty sure it was satire lol

    • @desmonides
      @desmonides 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      sniff sniff

  • @henri2104
    @henri2104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    As Warren Buffett once said "everyone is genius is a bull market"

    • @patchpatch4008
      @patchpatch4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Very true, when things are charging full ahead everyone becomes over confident and take bad positions

    • @mariomario9990
      @mariomario9990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As long as you have time and do basic research on what you hold, you accumulate during down times. At least intelligent people should

    • @budgetking2591
      @budgetking2591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 reported :)

    • @guunyu321
      @guunyu321 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that was Mark Cuban who said that

    • @henri2104
      @henri2104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@guunyu321 "In a bull market, everybody's a genius. But a bear market reveals who's got what it takes to achieve long-term success" is what Warren Buffett said, Mark Cuban just said the part about everyone being geniuses

  • @yuhaowen9862
    @yuhaowen9862 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    If you check the doge coin price history, you'll find that this video was published almost right at the peak (so far). What a legend.

  • @S0l1dZ3r0
    @S0l1dZ3r0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I once tried to buy a condo on a Saturday and the owners said they weren't accepting offers until Monday. I knew they wanted a bidding war and I did not want to be involved with that BS. I offered them $100 over their asking price that day and they took it 🤣

    • @Skoopyghost
      @Skoopyghost ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hopefully not in crypto?

    • @noesunyoutuber7680
      @noesunyoutuber7680 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Skoopyghost If you bought something tangible with your crypto as opposed to more/different crypto schemes, that's a win in my book. They don't let you go down to the supermarket and buy a six-pack of Coca-Cola with a 1% stake in the Coca-Cola Company.

    • @bilsid
      @bilsid ปีที่แล้ว

      they would have accepted a lower offer

    • @S0l1dZ3r0
      @S0l1dZ3r0 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bilsid Maybe. I didn't want to be too insulting though. That unit had been renovated and was only a few hundred dollars difference in price from a unit which had 4 student tenants in it and had not been renovated in the same building.

  • @successwithstacee9290
    @successwithstacee9290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    The secret to wealth is screaming.

    • @darkushippotoxotai9536
      @darkushippotoxotai9536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha, I'd say yes. My local Politician agrees wholeheartedly

    • @SR-zi1pw
      @SR-zi1pw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      + tiktok

    • @dylancollins780
      @dylancollins780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHJ!!!!

    • @BryanRolax
      @BryanRolax ปีที่แล้ว

      Dragon Ball voice actors.
      Funny how it works.

  • @mchase4
    @mchase4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    And now AMC hit $70 yesterday. Life isn’t real anymore. Lol.

    • @michaelwilliams2341
      @michaelwilliams2341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @10:41-10:47

    • @louxuan1
      @louxuan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@michaelwilliams2341 the best part lololol

    • @RJTradess
      @RJTradess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Maybe if people didn’t naked short illegally it wouldnt happen

    • @jusrome2037
      @jusrome2037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@RJTradess but coffeezilla won’t even bother mentioning naked shorts ? That’s the reason why we hold AMC,

    • @RJTradess
      @RJTradess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jusrome2037 he’s focused on finding the next scam to make fun of I guess

  • @javaskull88
    @javaskull88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You called the peak a few months early, but your analysis was spot on. The people are insane.

  • @tookay4ever
    @tookay4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    The dude showed us a 35k boat made in the early 2000s and he’s like a Yacht

    • @sowishful
      @sowishful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Bruh no fucking cap 😂😂 mans showed the tiniest boat you can buy

    • @alexandersherman419
      @alexandersherman419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That "yacht" is a Hatteras motor yacht is definitely not 35k

    • @tookay4ever
      @tookay4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alexandersherman419 true I was thinking MSRP

    • @MontanaWeatherby
      @MontanaWeatherby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      but, MONEY MONEY MONEY!

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The best part is he doesn't even own it. That's why he's not on it.

  • @IsUserADuck
    @IsUserADuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "Many analysts, including myself" :D the sheer arrogance of this phrase :D

  • @danielhennessy6631
    @danielhennessy6631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As you said near the end of this video, the incentive that drives these alt coins is the same mechanism that drove penny stocks. The idea of turning 3000% is so appealing to some they don't even care about the underlying. Kinda like the lottery.

  • @tanisitalia1970
    @tanisitalia1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Funny enough, investing in lumber would have actually been a great play.

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you have a wearhouse?

    • @tanisitalia1970
      @tanisitalia1970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@elonmust7470 meant lumber stocks, like WY or PCH. at the time of the video they were at highs

  • @mr.marketoriginal3808
    @mr.marketoriginal3808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Coffee Godzilla, you are probably the most hated person by these tiktokers! 🤣

    • @charminarchaupal
      @charminarchaupal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No that would be carryminati

    • @zayneytem
      @zayneytem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah, they all hate themselves to the core. Except the narcissistic ones, they hate everyone else equally.

    • @feelingallrai
      @feelingallrai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't someone hire a third-party to doxx him?

  • @OriginalCovfefe
    @OriginalCovfefe ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Tiktok traders and most youtube traders are a joke. They only read charts and make baseless price predictions based on said charts and are wrong almost all the time. To call themselves “analysts” are a joke, to say the least

  • @dragosdinu7130
    @dragosdinu7130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Dude, you are a breath of fresh air in this crazy crazy world that we live in. The crypto phenomenon has given rise to a ton of self proclaimed experts and analysts.

    • @cameronjohn604
      @cameronjohn604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Beyond insane. Don't worry, cold hard reality is on it's way. BTC to zero by 2023.

    • @EthanL21800
      @EthanL21800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cameronjohn604 I hope

    • @belhinaniabdelkhalek6481
      @belhinaniabdelkhalek6481 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cameronjohn604 5 months later after your comment,it's still going down lol

    • @vcassano9775
      @vcassano9775 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Be careful, you’re gonna hurt their feelings

    • @manmeetsingh491
      @manmeetsingh491 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @AntiochEthereal tbf back then crypto unregulated a lot and a lot of crypto scams were happening, its changed a lot now.

  • @codymenesini5102
    @codymenesini5102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I’ve spent the past 3 days explaining to doge people why it’s fundamentally impossible for it to go much past a dollar. They are a different breed man.

    • @Joe_Bidens_hair_fetish
      @Joe_Bidens_hair_fetish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Why is that if you don't mind me asking? I don't have a dog in this fight, just curious

    • @blessedafricarains6429
      @blessedafricarains6429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Joe_Bidens_hair_fetish Pun intended ?

    • @Joe_Bidens_hair_fetish
      @Joe_Bidens_hair_fetish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@blessedafricarains6429 actually it was punintentional

    • @yupcrazy...5465
      @yupcrazy...5465 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why not ?

    • @djBlindFaith
      @djBlindFaith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      There’s 130 billion Doge... 116 million Eth... as time goes on the supply of Doge increases... that alone will drive down the price... make ya money and get out, put your profits to work on something else

  • @Eye_Rant
    @Eye_Rant ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s good to come back to these and see how these insane claims failed miserably

  • @dwalden3361
    @dwalden3361 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the call outs. You earned a subscriber

  • @hoastbeef1202
    @hoastbeef1202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    The problem with social media: people with no life experience telling other people with no life experience how to think and behave. Sad!

  • @zayneytem
    @zayneytem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Context for 5:26, there's actually a huge wood shortage in multiple states in the USA. Practically a valid flex.

    • @lewisgreenhalgh7546
      @lewisgreenhalgh7546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not a real shortage it's manipulation.

    • @zayneytem
      @zayneytem 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lewisgreenhalgh7546 interesting. 🤔
      Got any proof or sources on that?

    • @lewisgreenhalgh7546
      @lewisgreenhalgh7546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zayneytem Hey yes. I mean for a start we never really have shortages it is just price manipulation to makes us bums pay more for shit.
      Google reallygraceful and watch her latest video. Let me know what you think.

    • @zayneytem
      @zayneytem 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lewisgreenhalgh7546 just finished it- it certainly makes a lot of sense. But so far it's still speculation. Would like to know if its proven in court sometime soon. The driver's statement is an anecdotal evidence still.
      Certainly a good watch thougy. Thanks mate.

  • @jakesux7250
    @jakesux7250 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The one with the dude laying on the lumber pile was actually pretty funny

  • @jeffwhitelock1013
    @jeffwhitelock1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is GREAT i love this!! You need to do this more!

  • @EM-wt6qe
    @EM-wt6qe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    $3,000 DOGE would mean a 93T market cap which would mean it's worth about 2x all of the companies listed on the Dow Jones, NASDAQ, and S&P

    • @jater10
      @jater10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Some of the online doge hype squad are dellusional. I wonder about the quality of research they do if we can call it that.

    • @SoldJesus4Crack
      @SoldJesus4Crack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      3000 would mean 129billion coins x 3000
      so way more lol
      itd be worth as much as all top index funds combined

    • @christianvaldez755
      @christianvaldez755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loool

    • @MARKCRASTO
      @MARKCRASTO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It would be worth 3 times the global GDP at $3000 a coin

    • @roschma
      @roschma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You just have to believe.

  • @daposubair2903
    @daposubair2903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1545

    I feel like Elon musk is running some kind of social experiment with this, it's absolutely hilarious

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      The fact that he tweeted that he wanted to make cat-girls real and that blew up, I feel like he’s just trolling to see how people react. Indeed the best social experiment

    • @Itssantiagodiaz
      @Itssantiagodiaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      He’s either proving people will follow celebrities and millionaires no matter what the statement could be. It can be a hype a trend or pick me situation. He’s showing most ppl that this world can be run by attention in some cases but big ups to the comments above 👆🏻

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Itssantiagodiaz Exactly. To your point, based upon what Musk tweets or mentions in statements, stocks and crypto can rise and fall exponentially. It’s uncanny that someone could have that much of a sway over a market

    • @itsrainingcatsanddogs
      @itsrainingcatsanddogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But that doge1 mission seems to be a thing worth the potential, isn't it?

    • @BrodyLuv2
      @BrodyLuv2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He thinks WE ARE A SIMULATION .
      He is in a psychosis that will cost the Earth, literally.

  • @Spect3r.
    @Spect3r. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Many analists including myself"
    Oh, this is going to be gold!

  • @123batina
    @123batina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As an elect professional securities trader I must admit this was one of the most painful videos I have seen in a while.
    So many books Ive read, articles, discount cash flow analisys to make sense of the market cap and future prediction...
    While kids are: oh, woke up this morning to do a little daytrading. You see - this stock was 15$, now its 11$, good buy.
    Or: Yeah, if we all buy - it goes up, we are all rich.

  • @fanenthusiast3802
    @fanenthusiast3802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    We're in a yoloconomy. Which I'm pretty sure is a bubble.

    • @jater10
      @jater10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yolonomics is the now. More evidence the world has gone insane

    • @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult
      @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The cryptocurrency cycle works that way. These people will get rekt when the bear market comes

    • @ayeansh
      @ayeansh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult here it is..

  • @ajthevillageidiot
    @ajthevillageidiot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    We live in a time where 'YOLOed all your money' is an actual phrase!

    • @matt-tasticaus9565
      @matt-tasticaus9565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They always print more so why not 🤣🤣

    • @varchas4287
      @varchas4287 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arey tanmay bhat fan

    • @mandystop1077
      @mandystop1077 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@varchas4287 tanmay Bhatt OP😎😂🤣

  • @MitChHic
    @MitChHic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had to comeback to this its to good. ty

  • @AngelicaNyqvist
    @AngelicaNyqvist ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me listening to the talk about buying in Texas going "yep yep yep yep". Now Im sad.

  • @ricky4665
    @ricky4665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Every time I need to convince someone to follow my opinion, I'll start my sentence with "Many analysts including myself believe..."

    • @sammyjones8279
      @sammyjones8279 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And end it with "My source is I made it the fuck up" 😂

    • @jonathanfairchild
      @jonathanfairchild 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My source is “trust me, bro”

  • @mrmercedes745
    @mrmercedes745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Nice to see Doge sitting at .31 cents atm, definitely feeling $3,000 optimistic!

    • @applejambers7674
      @applejambers7674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I will eat a chunk of uranium of doge even reaches $2.50

    • @aty4282
      @aty4282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@applejambers7674 *pays you 3 bucks*
      Dew it!

    • @nicoladyamniuk8817
      @nicoladyamniuk8817 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time to but the dip! Lolw

    • @noxturne16
      @noxturne16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@applejambers7674 ok guys let’s pump doge coin

    • @toddlewis5567
      @toddlewis5567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      9 months later below 0.15 cents so comical.....

  • @KeydriaTheMage
    @KeydriaTheMage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was fun to watch a year later.
    Not a bubble, guys. Don’t worry

  • @435wesley
    @435wesley 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’ve watched a ton of coffezilla and it’s all had substance paired with quality content. But this one made me chuckle more than any episode. Memenomics😂 hilarious😂

  • @AttorneyTom
    @AttorneyTom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Lmao. Great video as always

    • @linuxd
      @linuxd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aye, AttorneyTom you a beast 💪🏼
      Love your videos, keep up the good work

    • @robogamer1921
      @robogamer1921 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sup

    • @dvdm4709
      @dvdm4709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dang zilla gave you his personal number?!

    • @dvdm4709
      @dvdm4709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @F A Ah yes, I forgot today's society needs the /s on joke comments

    • @mattd2026
      @mattd2026 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      U

  • @kevinnsude8692
    @kevinnsude8692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The pumpamentals😂😂

  • @apocalypsecreek9818
    @apocalypsecreek9818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dogecoin today 6-13-2022 (over 1 year later)... A Wopping $0.06. I'm learning that I should probably be safe investing in coffee, because there is going to be a lot of sleepless nights.

  • @Brandon-ml2zw
    @Brandon-ml2zw ปีที่แล้ว

    Aside from the fact that filing lawsuits against people because they “made” you lose your money is an asinine law already, I love how only certain groups of people have to constantly disclaim their every statement with “NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE” to ward off the demons, despite giving literal financial advice. “Hey I’m not murdering you right now, I’m just telling you what I’m about to do with this knife. Don’t take aaaany thing I say as an indication that I’m a murderer.”

  • @justincarroll1836
    @justincarroll1836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I mean the problem with these folks is that while they "have" a million dollars they have to sell their meme coin to liquidate it, which will tank the value. In other words, you have a very volatile position

  • @arcadian3090
    @arcadian3090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Imagine: An entire office space full of tik tok traders scrambling across the room yelling, "GUYS ELON MUSK IS ABOUT TO TWEET DOGECOIN".
    Spoiler, Elon never tweeted.

  • @SA-gf3th
    @SA-gf3th 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Endless market cap is something Elon would bullshit on earnings

  • @xolampungose
    @xolampungose 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The situation is very much saddening

  • @AcidxAnarchy
    @AcidxAnarchy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The even more "substantially" moronic thing about the robinhood guy is that he doesn't even own 180k worth of actual doge coin. Robinhood does, and at any time they could screw him out of his life savings.

    • @Coffee17990
      @Coffee17990 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s funny how naive people think they know the most and get screwed over the hardest

  • @ShadowSaberBaroxio
    @ShadowSaberBaroxio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "The only thing worse than Tik Tok advice is probably TH-cam advice"
    -Advice I heard on TH-cam.

  • @HodeliGodeli
    @HodeliGodeli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Watching this when doge went back to 6 cents makes it even better

  • @smiledawg
    @smiledawg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my favorite Coffee video

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Wait till you hear this: Many experts including me, believe that we have absolutely no idea of what we're talking about.

  • @abryant5258
    @abryant5258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    That lady investing in AMC wasn't telling anyone that she knew anything... she was just talking about her hobby and some buzz she heard about it

    • @MaliKali-po9su
      @MaliKali-po9su 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Neither her nor the guy from the boat should be here.

    • @Max-lf3tx
      @Max-lf3tx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wish I wasn't unemployed in December of 2019 when my Chinese friend was talking about a new variety of Sars. If I'd shorted the airline industry then, I'd of been laughing all the way to the bank.

    • @ethidian3444
      @ethidian3444 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And her hunch about AMC turned out to be absolutely correct. Days after she posted that the stock became a meme stock and it rose significantly, and AMC took advantage of the rise of their stock and used it to benefit their business in the long term.

  • @harb1ng3r82
    @harb1ng3r82 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The first guy wearing an Astros cap and pitching a crypto grift is really funny given the history of their stadium naming rights and the status of FTX as the next Enron

  • @Gio-ym4uj
    @Gio-ym4uj 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "endless market cap" is another way to say "economically useless"

  • @jamess7140
    @jamess7140 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The first rule of crypto is that one day it will flop and you’ll lose everything.

    • @Argonak1
      @Argonak1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not if you liquidate your assets into cash.

  • @spunkyj9642
    @spunkyj9642 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is every reason why I've never download tiktok 😅😅

  • @angryoaf
    @angryoaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    He just bought Doge at .7 and he's trying to pump it back to break even. 🤪

  • @PommeTeori
    @PommeTeori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    imagine putting your whole life saving and praying elon musk tweet funny dog.

    • @ryugurena3327
      @ryugurena3327 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😢

    • @icauich762
      @icauich762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean someone became a millionaire doing that but he invested early lol

    • @YahNation
      @YahNation 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I will only go back to work when they pay me in doge.

    • @Waspinmymind
      @Waspinmymind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@icauich762 ah like a pyramid scheme?

    • @icauich762
      @icauich762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Waspinmymind you clearly don’t know what a pyramid scheme is lmao

  • @preritdas6998
    @preritdas6998 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Many analysts including myself say Coffeezilla is the voice this world needs

  • @joshbenson8039
    @joshbenson8039 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how he says “substantial” when he means “exponential”… what a smart advisor!!

  • @ccgreens2466
    @ccgreens2466 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow this is so good. Lol. Keep them coming. That’s hilarious.

  • @trishapaytas6971
    @trishapaytas6971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    It’s funny watching this now when doge is at 17 cents lol

    • @IllyasArt
      @IllyasArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pain

    • @daniellarsson3453
      @daniellarsson3453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      17 cents is still 50-100x any sane valuation of a joke coin.

    • @trishapaytas6971
      @trishapaytas6971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@daniellarsson3453 yea sure but no one is making anything from doge now it’s not even volatile I made 29% in two hours with a stock and lost .2% with doge

    • @daniellarsson3453
      @daniellarsson3453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@trishapaytas6971 It's not about the trading. The scam is the mining profitability, and the billions of dollars in coin the whales dumped after spending a few millions buying twitter influencers/shills.

    • @IgotpoorNowRich
      @IgotpoorNowRich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This was recorded while Doge was at All time high.

  • @mr.frugalinvestor4166
    @mr.frugalinvestor4166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    We should be careful on money disposal if you are not spending to earn or get back money,then stop spending...

    • @stellajohn9131
      @stellajohn9131 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently my view on the solution is to venture into trading cryptocurrency

    • @sophiaisabella7045
      @sophiaisabella7045 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wanted to trade crypto but got discouraged by the fluctuation of price.

    • @clarklewis9060
      @clarklewis9060 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that won't bother you if you trade with a professional like Mr Barry Silbert

    • @nancywillams6092
      @nancywillams6092 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Am a living testimony of Mr Barry Silbert

    • @rolandkelvin7328
      @rolandkelvin7328 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The right choice of an investment has always been the problem for me cause I know picking the wrong investment will leave a big scar in the future

  • @markstilig7378
    @markstilig7378 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    great video buddy ..keep going

  • @lenk1432
    @lenk1432 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:00, thats not a yacht, thats a boat lmao...

  • @MilenaSimsic
    @MilenaSimsic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Lol to be fair, it's great that first guy even knows what stocks are at 16 years old. Kinda not great that he has the potential to bankrupt himself before he's even legally allowed to.

    • @pricemcgee8380
      @pricemcgee8380 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Just about everyone knows what stocks are by the age of 16 lol.. even if you’re not sure how trading or the market works.

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
      @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm 21 and started learning at 14 what stocks were. Prolly not unique. Most people know of stocks, but don't understand and really know stocks. This loser calling himself an analysis is no different. Lmao

    • @duckmeat4674
      @duckmeat4674 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its been over a year and doge is not even worth 10c

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait, you're telling me that this man is not 30?

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honestly. I think stocks was like a one month unit in a completely optional class on Highschool

  • @RichardServello
    @RichardServello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Love that 15 ft "yacht"

  • @MaddoBatto
    @MaddoBatto 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was watching this without my glasses on. I genuinely thought that "LET'S CRACK, LET'S GET IT DOWN" guy was at a casino 🤣 All I could hear was excited gambling-like screaming, and all I could see was shaky cam and bright colors. Coffeezilla hit the nail on the head with that one 😆

  • @kwbarron
    @kwbarron 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In the last 2 years, it never got above 28 cents - currently sitting at 6.3 cents. What a joke.

  • @spacecoastbonsai1421
    @spacecoastbonsai1421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    It pisses me off how true that tweet statement was about Elon. My ethereum investment fluctuated so much off Elon mentioning no more accepting bitcoin. Insane.

  • @salma.a
    @salma.a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “This is a weird mix of a frat guy with cocaine with uh yeah stimulus checks” 🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @shawnbrownfield9857
      @shawnbrownfield9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ur cute

    • @darkushippotoxotai9536
      @darkushippotoxotai9536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shawnbrownfield9857 Hormones are Shite.........I remember my own Adolescent period now, and I didn't want to....😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shawnbrownfield9857
      @shawnbrownfield9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkushippotoxotai9536 hormones are fine...its my first beer

    • @shawnbrownfield9857
      @shawnbrownfield9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crypto9ite205 really?u can help me with that?I'm sitting on all my stimulus checks jus wanting for the next BITCOIN....almost pulled the trigger on doge..but if I got u...hell yea

    • @unbroken1010
      @unbroken1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shawnbrownfield9857 this is not him wake up. Now you can send me a couple bucks from saving you from being scammed 😀

  • @mardenhill
    @mardenhill ปีที่แล้ว

    they say you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but one look is enough to know that nobody should take advice from these people.

  • @tonytins
    @tonytins ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That is the most underwhelming "yacht" I've ever seen.

  • @genemechanic6773
    @genemechanic6773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I got a MSc in finance from just watching TikTok on here, imagine when I sign up 🤯

    • @jater10
      @jater10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you have your degree from Tik Tok U?

  • @junoluna3961
    @junoluna3961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Your videos about fake guru's helped me identify the fake ones . Recently been into a webinar ,the host just talks about the very basic of trading.Then proceeded with offering a mentorship program.

  • @HappyJackington
    @HappyJackington 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This reminds me a lot of a quote from John Kennedy about the Great Depression: "Taxi drivers told you what to buy. The shoeshine boy could give you a summary of the day's financial news [...] My cook had a brokerage account and followed the ticker closely. Her paper profits were quickly blown away in the gale of 1929." This is a year later, and the crypto market is starting to crash. There's way too much money being put into this speculative, unregulated market. It's only down from here.

  • @eagleslandin1692
    @eagleslandin1692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In middle of June 2022, one year later Doge was not worth $3,000 but $0.05722

  • @Zeppelin180
    @Zeppelin180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I feel like an idiot for getting a degree in Economics and studying the markets for 15+ years...

    • @redrustyhill2
      @redrustyhill2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Having a degree in "economics" is like getting a degree in hotel management, gender studies, feminist literature, history. The last person i would listen to about the economy is an "econimist"

    • @CompetitionSportsNetwork
      @CompetitionSportsNetwork ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't feel that way, you are miles ahead of most people.

  • @seanji
    @seanji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    on one side, you have funds and research firms trying to make financial analysis an actual science. on the other, you have fintokers making it sound like palm reading. what a time to be alive.

  • @robertbeisert3315
    @robertbeisert3315 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am monting a new coin, the "Musical Chair"
    Everyone goes around and around, bidding up the value of the coin, buying and selling and then...music stops, rug is pulled.
    The object of the game is to not be holding the bag. It's in the TOS, too, on like page 53, so you can't say you weren't warned.

  • @keithdavison2960
    @keithdavison2960 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m reminded of the Tulip bulb bubble