A Breakdown of CinemaSins: Everything Wrong With Avengers: Infinity War (Part Three)

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  • @tomchaney6085
    @tomchaney6085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    To be fair "I'm going to deep fry your kebab" is an excellent threat. I need to go out and make some enemies so I can start using it

    • @bemasaberwyn55
      @bemasaberwyn55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂

    • @Integer_Overload
      @Integer_Overload 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You're doing the lord's work

    • @Texasp12
      @Texasp12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Serbia approves

    • @Integer_Overload
      @Integer_Overload 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      America approves

    • @tomchaney6085
      @tomchaney6085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I feel like I'm in a united nations equivalent of the 'and my axe' scene

  • @lightningstrike9876
    @lightningstrike9876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    While not confirmed in the movie, a major theory for why Gamora went after Thanos directly is that she simply knew she couldn't run forever. Thanos already had the Space stone at that point. There's nowhere she could go that Thanos couldn't reach. She wanted to go after him while he only had two stones, rather than wait for him to get five before coming for her.

    • @JayExci
      @JayExci  5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Yeah, I had to spend ages thinking about whether or not that was a reasonable assumption based on what we saw on screen.

    • @vulpes133
      @vulpes133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But that still wouldn't stop her from being able to hide. Without the soul stone he wouldn't be able to simply know where she is, right? So if she isn't found by him, he doesn't have access to the stone that'd let him find her.

    • @turbonerdo6838
      @turbonerdo6838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vulpes133 Thanos has already captured Nebula and found out where the soul stone is before the events the infinity war. That's why thanoa gets off his assistant and starts collecting them. He didn't want to start until he knew where every stone was. Gamora may not know this, but she also does not know that anyone else knows where the stone is. Therefore, as long as Peter is there to kill her, there is no risk of Thanos getting the soul stone.

    • @lightningstrike9876
      @lightningstrike9876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@turbonerdo6838 Thanos didn't know where the soul stone was, only that Gamora knew where it was. Of course, Thanos didn't specifically need the soul stone to find Gamora, as he's been shown to already have quite a network of informants that helped him find the rest of the stones already, so it would only be a matter of time before Gamora was found and forced to take him to Vormir anyways. There's also the fact that Gamora and Thanos's relationship is, well, complicated, and her reasons for going straight for Thanos weren't entirely based on logic. Whatever the case, it's not totally unreasonable to see why she made the choices she did.

    • @vulpes133
      @vulpes133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Turbo_Nerdo I swear I remember the whole thing about Nebula was that the only thing she knew about the soul stone was that Gamora knew where it was. That was why Thanos was torturing Nebula in front of Gamora, to get the information from her on where the stone was. If she hadn't been caught, Thanos still wouldn't know where the stone is.

  • @jakescott431
    @jakescott431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    “This isn’t a list, it’s a blank sheet of paper”
    *Proceeds to read from paper*
    Somebody stop this mad comedy genius

    • @SidedWilliams
      @SidedWilliams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not enough likes on this comment. I read only this comment before watching the video and laughed out loud when it happened. Well done on both fronts, the video and the comment. I am now commending a comment on a video analysis of a video analysis of a movie.

    • @Noir0rioN
      @Noir0rioN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SidedWilliams that last sentence is a bit of a mind fuckr, huh?

  • @Integer_Overload
    @Integer_Overload 5 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    The Infinity Stones;
    The Power Stone
    The Mind Stone
    The Space Stone
    The Reality Stone
    The Soul Stone
    And...
    *The Unprecedented Quantity of Minutes Stone*

    • @zom8979
      @zom8979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Don't forget the stone Deadpool has, the stone of continuity, that's not a joke btw it's in the comics ✌

    • @Integer_Overload
      @Integer_Overload 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zom nice.

    • @JayExci
      @JayExci  5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I approve of this joke.

    • @Integer_Overload
      @Integer_Overload 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jay Exci's SinsSins from now on in your comments I'm calling the time stone the "unprecedented quantity of minutes stone"

    • @alptigin5438
      @alptigin5438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a True Intellectual (TM) [huff huff], I of course am going to say that *ACKSHERLLY* using too many minutes means the reviewer is obsessed with me and also has to be subjective in everything (and also a Nazi), because you can only be objective if you make short videos.

  • @ChaosRaych
    @ChaosRaych 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    About needing Peter's measurements for the Iron Spider suit: It uses the same nano tech as Tony's Bleeding Edge Armor. You can see the nano bots actively constructing the suit around his body, even adapting to his movements as he falls. Measurements wouldn't be needed for this level of robotic intuition

    • @savydowden4445
      @savydowden4445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nice thought. This is why I love the comment section sometimes. The logical and rational theories can be amazing

    • @bearj.4363
      @bearj.4363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I thought the iron spider suit was shown at the end of the welcome home? Besides even now in the real world there are phone apps that can accurately take measurements for clothing, I can't imagine the tech Tony Stark has that could do the same if needed.

    • @Only_Fantasies
      @Only_Fantasies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Considering he made spidey's other suit Tony should already have his mesurments anyway. And if he didn't have them when he made the first sute since it basically vacuume seals to fit chances are the suits sensors got his measurements and the onboarding AI recored it and reported it to Tony. >.> or he could have just scanned him or some shit by seeing him where talking about Tony who created a new fucking element it's not a far fetch assumption to assume he got it somehow how he got it isent important the real question should be is there reason enough in the mcu for us to assume that Tony has or could easily get the mesurments and the answer is yes..... yes there is......x.x

    • @ronankelly6393
      @ronankelly6393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bearj.4363 not only that I've seen tailors size up people just by looking at them. It's pretty easy to get an approximation, seeing as the original suit does shrink to fit him.

    • @thebrutusmars
      @thebrutusmars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, plus I imagine Tony’s suits were designed to conform to fit people better even before the Nanobot stuff. The War Machine suit is just one of Tony’s but it fits Rhodey fine.

  • @WisdomCritFail
    @WisdomCritFail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    This video really deep fries my kebab.

    • @ballsrgrossnugly
      @ballsrgrossnugly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sounds more like a euphemism for masturbation than a threat TBH
      XD

    • @emilyhuang5997
      @emilyhuang5997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that really grabs my sleeves

    • @riz3310
      @riz3310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love you.

    • @kobaltmyst8074
      @kobaltmyst8074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you don't shut up RIGHT NOW I WILL DEEP FRY YOUR KEBAB.

  • @alyssaj8779
    @alyssaj8779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    "Female Daddy" is objectively the worst thing anyone has ever said

    • @slime_bird
      @slime_bird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I know right, just say dominatrix like a normal person

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "That's just like, your opinion, or something."
      -Bilbo Baggins.

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      did you just say "normal person?" Im soo offended for people who identify as normal reeeeeeh reeeeeehhh
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      Joking.

    • @ballsrgrossnugly
      @ballsrgrossnugly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I dunno, Tesla said "Never trust a Jew.
      Nietzsche said that women who are scholarly usually have something wrong with their sexual organs.
      Lincoln may have wanted to end slavery, but he also stated:
      “I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favour of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races.”
      Edison on women:
      "Direct thought is not an attribute of femininity. In this, woman is now centuries behind man."
      Bob Marley raped his wife while saying: "No, you're my wife and you're supposed to."
      The Dalai Lama:
      "From a Buddhist point of view, men-to-men and women-to-women is generally considered sexual misconduct."
      Aristotle's take on women:
      "The female is a female by virtue of a certain lack of qualities; we should regard the female nature as afflicted with a natural defectiveness."
      or Churchill on Native Americans:
      "I hate Indians. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion."
      John Lennon discussing his latest single at the time:
      "I think its concept is revolutionary, and I hope it’s for workers and not for tarts and fags."
      Gandhi on his wife:
      "I simply cannot bear to look at Ba's face. The expression is often like that on the face of a meek cow and gives one the feeling as a cow occasionally does, that in her own dumb manner she is saying something."
      More from the "Great" Churchill:
      "I am strongly in favour of using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes."
      Martin Luther King's advice to abused wives:
      "I would suggest that you analyze the whole situation and see if there is anything within your personality that arouses this tyrannical response from your husband."
      Even MORE from Churchill:
      "'Keep England White' is a good slogan.”
      and
      "The Aryan stock is bound to triumph."
      And finally, to re enforce Lincoln's real feelings about race:
      “There is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality.”
      Hitler was only evil because he was on the other side and managed to act on some of his (apparently universally shared majority) opinions.
      MLK is held up as a hero of the black struggle, yet degrades women like it's nothing, and everyone just glazes over those parts... History is truly sanitised to fit a narrative.

    • @alyssaj8779
      @alyssaj8779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@ballsrgrossnugly I would argue that the place to discuss serious social and historical issues is not in the TH-cam comments for an Infinity War video.

  • @1coby962
    @1coby962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Wanda: maybe going isn't the bes-
    Vision: hold up, * sticks out tongue * SHIT ALIENS RUN

    • @sdm47
      @sdm47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damnit I hate shit aliens always flinging their turds at all the pedestrians

    • @theunholysmirk
      @theunholysmirk ปีที่แล้ว

      This made ma cackle

  • @hillbillystormtrooper
    @hillbillystormtrooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Jeremy uses the reality stone on a daily basis

  • @adrienmaginot5954
    @adrienmaginot5954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Actually for the sin 34, gamora isn’t going after thanos but after the stone, she knows there’s a chance of him being there and that’s why she asks peter to make a promise but her objective is taking a second stone away from thanos’s reach so it’s harder for him to have all 6

  • @IsraphelALPHA
    @IsraphelALPHA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    For your ammedment on Spidey's suit to breathe in space/water:
    We know Tony modifies his suits and they usually have some fix to a previous solution.
    In Homecoming, Peter is dropped from a high enough altitude for his parachute safety to deploy and he falls into a lake where he seems unable to escape.
    This might be a reason as to why Tony installed an airtight suit besides him already giving himself one.
    Another possibility is that Tony seemed to have upgrade Spidey's suit in Homecoming to be nanotech or something similar before his own(this is because Spider-Man could not be as agile in a standard metal iron Man suit so Tony implements the nanotech in Spidey's suit first.)
    Edit: Forgot to mention that the parachute in Homecoming is likely an addition after War Machine plummets in Civil War, paralyzing him. Another example is in the first film where Tony's MK. 1 freezes up at high altitudes, so his Silver Mk. 2 has a mechanical ice breaker built-in. Last one I can remember is in Avengers, Tony's suit(Mk. 7 I think) can supercharge from Thor's lightning blast. Who did Tony fight before that? Whiplash in Iron Man 2 who destroyed Tony's armor with ease!

  • @MalloonTarka
    @MalloonTarka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Gamora being the last of her kind in Guardians and not in Infinity War is not necessarily a loose end - killing half of a population could well lead to complete extinction as society collapses, and Thanos did quite a bit of invading before the genocide that could help with that. Essentially, something could have happened to her people between the films (or, the flashback and Guardians) that drove them almost extinct, with Gamora only being spared because Thanos had taken her.

    • @JayExci
      @JayExci  5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      A loose end is a detail that is not yet settled or explained. This has not been settled or explained.

    • @readalotknowalot
      @readalotknowalot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@JayExci Another interpretation of the line could be that their people were tribal, and her specific tribe was wiped out but the remaining tribes still survived. I.e. if half of the population of Europe was killed off and only one German person survived then they would indeed be the last of the Aryan People. That's my personal interpretation of the plothole.

    • @wessel5376
      @wessel5376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@readalotknowalot thank you, it took way to long to find this comment.

    • @MalloonTarka
      @MalloonTarka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JayExci Euch, fair enough. An inconsistency then.

    • @readalotknowalot
      @readalotknowalot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wessel5376 I'm just surprised that no one else has said it yet. Have a great day!

  • @greghawkins59
    @greghawkins59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Wanda has mind control powers, she could have just magically convinced someone to give them a nice room

  • @NightmaresGirl
    @NightmaresGirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I like Birdman and you pretty equally.
    The mutual respect you two share is honestly so pure its boring and you guys dont even start drama for views and shit, but you're definitely a big goofball and make your own unique things.
    You two are both great.
    Love your videos.

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed I’m still praying that for April fools day they do each other’s Sins videos

    • @StupidWeb
      @StupidWeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kylecampbell565 oooo

    • @StupidWeb
      @StupidWeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love that idea

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The rest of the Guardians didn't know that Thanos needed Gamora to get the Soul Stone. And neither did she. She knew the location of it, but she didn't know that Thanos would be able to coerce her into giving away the location nor did she know Thanos would have to sacrifice her.
    The only reason the Guardians would have to keep her away is because her judgment might be clouded.

  • @aweomikustudios9456
    @aweomikustudios9456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    Thanos is the son of the grape they did surgery on

    • @jamesroby1948
      @jamesroby1948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That surgery was a cesarean.

    • @adzinco6916
      @adzinco6916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that grape surgery was fake since the grape was just a paid actor

    • @intensellylit4100
      @intensellylit4100 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adzinco6916 paid actor? They removed his foreskin!

    • @MegaSpideyman
      @MegaSpideyman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @HowNotTo. With Rabin What grape?

    • @intensellylit4100
      @intensellylit4100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MegaSpideyman it was a meme a while back.

  • @zarbixii
    @zarbixii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    In the season 6 episode Let's Kill Hitler, The Doctor says that the weapon thing was a lie to stop people from firing weapons in the TARDIS. Because if they thought it wouldn't work, then why would they bother trying?

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd say they'd test it just to be sure, and not take the infamously insincere being at face value.

    • @zarbixii
      @zarbixii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheDanishGuyReviews Which is why in the Season 6 episode Let's Kill Hitler, the TARDIS crash lands, with smoke coming out of it, with The Doctor explaining to Mels that he is an infamously insincere being who should not be taken at face value. Point is, there is an in-universe explanation for why the contradiction exists, even if it isn't a very smart one on The Doctor's part.

    • @JayExci
      @JayExci  5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They did retcon it yeah, but for ages it was just an unexplained inconsistency. I mean this has been retconned multiple times. In an 8th Doctor story a time lord called Straxus is in the TARDIS and tells someone that their weapon won't work inside it. The Doctor says "Actually, mine hasn't done that for years" I personally prefer that version of the retcon but there you go.

    • @zarbixii
      @zarbixii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@JayExci Basically, "Doctor Who has no consistent canon and any attempt to map out the various retcons and contradictions (or just what is and isn't canon) will result in a headache and a few hours you're never getting back".

    • @JayExci
      @JayExci  5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@zarbixii And I'm totally gonna make that video one day :P

  • @JustThatOneRandomGuy
    @JustThatOneRandomGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    On the “zero fighter characteristic” part, you could argue that the way gamora asked the question is also a quality of a fighter, as she displayed no fear and showed full on confidence and “I will fight you to get that info” face.

  • @wombatpandaa9774
    @wombatpandaa9774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I think people often misinterpret Thanos' character as some kind of manipulative, logical genius when he is literally never characterized that way. He's a religious fanatic, an individual driven by belief in an ideal, and in his method of achieving that ideal. Sputtering at the lack of logic in Thanos' execution of his plan is like sputtering at the lack of logic in a plan by the Taliban or Zionists or the Proud Boys. They aren't concerned with logic, they're concerned with using force to make their ideals a reality.

  • @exzyyd392
    @exzyyd392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The fact that Thanos only killed half of Gamora's race doesn't mean she isn't the last one.
    Thanos isn't the only thing in the universe that can wipe out races even in our world yet alone the MCU.

    • @austinleach1307
      @austinleach1307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It IS seemingly contradicted properly when Thanos claims that Gamora's homeworld is thriving, however we never see her planet after Thanos wrecks it, and Thanos might be lying or simply might not know. It is unlikely that Thanos checks up on every planet he half-genocides, so his information might be dated. Still, the simplest explanation is that this is a minor continuity error about something that had no real bearing on anything during the Guardians movies.

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@austinleach1307 I had never even considered he could be lying but given how much he seems to genuinely care for Gamora I could totally see him doing that to protect her from the truth

    • @austinleach1307
      @austinleach1307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@exzyyd392 Or more manipulatively, he wants her on his side. She was his favorite daughter, Nebula made that quite clear, and he was grooming her to continue his mission should anything happen to him. Plus, if she believes what he's doing is for the best, then she'll tell him where the Soul Stone is. But tbf, him blatantly lying I see as the least likely situation.

    • @jetison333
      @jetison333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe hes just so sure in what ues doing, he never bothered to check, and just assummed

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well James Gunn admitted in an interview he chose to retcon it when writing guardians 2

  • @heyheyitsjae2475
    @heyheyitsjae2475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    When you make up the term "an unprecedented quantity of minutes" so you don't have to say "an unprecedented amount of time:" *Reality can be whatever I want*

  • @seancampbell2865
    @seancampbell2865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'd argue Caps dramatic pause is a distraction to allow Scarlet witch and falcon to get into position as well as confusion over who their fighting.

  • @annathenerd5345
    @annathenerd5345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    When I saw this in my sub box, I got really super excited and I thought you would like to know that

    • @ronronn4482
      @ronronn4482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its a Mood lol

  • @iceoriental123
    @iceoriental123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Russos actually imply that Gamora's people are indeed extinct and Thanos is too stubborn to go check whether they are actually living well.

  • @samriddell6043
    @samriddell6043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Jay Exci's SinsSins > Cinema Sins

  • @codenate02
    @codenate02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Obviously Vision should have tasted Goblin Boy coming.
    No, I will not rephrase that.

  • @emperorleachicus2199
    @emperorleachicus2199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Of course Vision and Scarlet Witch should’ve smelled Green Goblin - I doubt there’s a shower on the flying donut, imagine the stink!

  • @simplegarak
    @simplegarak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *makes joke about someone bringing a broadsword to a modern fight*
    *5 min later - shows Gamora using a broadsword in a fight*

  • @Zoroark_Master
    @Zoroark_Master 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    cinemasins love to look down on none super powered mcu heroes for some reason like the only way to be useful in the mcu is to have super power

    • @606danco
      @606danco 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats right

    • @gub4941
      @gub4941 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alec Powers iron man?!?!

    • @Palliser99
      @Palliser99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you ask any DC fanboy if you need powers to be powerful the they wifi most likely say something about batman

    • @apenasmaisumdiogo.7115
      @apenasmaisumdiogo.7115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Without Hawkeye and Black Widow half of the universe would still be dead

    • @onemansvoice9132
      @onemansvoice9132 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Palliser99yeah he doesn't have powers

  • @jonahhensley7779
    @jonahhensley7779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Oh that would be like someone doing to a modern battlefield with a broadsword"
    Jack Churchill: *Laughs in bagpipes*

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    (9:30) Note that humans have more than the 5 basic senses:
    - pain - temperature - proprioception - balance - hunger - need to pee - and a bunch more senses that I would fully agree would be worthless in using to sense someone else nearby.

    • @notchmath9642
      @notchmath9642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Liggliluff na everyone knows alien assassins make you feel like you need to pee when in a proximity of near

    • @SuperT
      @SuperT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn’t pain and temperature be sense of feeling/touch?

    • @ja3802
      @ja3802 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SuperT You could make an argument for it, but the reason they're often separated is because temperature and pain use different kinds of receptors than regular touch.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also the need to pee and being hungry isn't really the type sense qere talking about.

  • @amariboxill9033
    @amariboxill9033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    19:56 that may well be the most subtle Steven Universe reference ever. Good on you, Jay!

  • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
    @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Saying you shouldn’t watch Shrek Forever After is a sin. That movie is underrated af

  • @camo6465
    @camo6465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The animated segment was the funniest thing I’ve seen all day 😂😂😂

  • @jakethetastelesscasual
    @jakethetastelesscasual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    It's actually pretty ironic and honestly really sad that your videos (along with Birdman's and others) copying CinemaSins' style and criticising him using his own style against him are better in overall quality than his actual videos.

  • @dizzygnome6698
    @dizzygnome6698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That thanos moment at 18:14 that whole thing had me dying with laughter

  • @bananapanther7513
    @bananapanther7513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Something’s coming. I can taste it.”

  • @L337N1NJ4L1NK
    @L337N1NJ4L1NK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On the Spiderman suit bit, does no one remember how Peter almost drowned in Homecoming because of how the Parachute deployed and the suit didn't have an air supply? If Tony is super protective of Peter then it totally fits that the upgrade to the suit he designed would have an air supply since the lack of one almost got Peter killed and Peter only survived because Tony intervened.
    In my opinion, the air supply not only fits as a thing Tony would add, but a lack of an air supply would be grossly out of character for him.

  • @mujiescomedy279
    @mujiescomedy279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    19:58 - thanos is garnet confirmed

  • @gordonmcghie1985
    @gordonmcghie1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Hearing something moving isn't an immediate cause for suspicion"
    Buddy, have you ever been to Dundee?

  • @citydagreatbishop2613
    @citydagreatbishop2613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    14:21 cap IS causing a distraction for falcon and black widow to get in the right position for an ambush also falcon could have been scouting the area first to make sure there's only two notice falcon blind sides one of them off rip

  • @Lenny-ue8hk
    @Lenny-ue8hk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can't believe you didn't come up with "Paul Battany"

  • @capt.anxiety9502
    @capt.anxiety9502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Art history class can wait

  • @thatrandomsquirrel2924
    @thatrandomsquirrel2924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just realized you are playing as Quigon in Lego Star Wars in the background in between each sin

  • @waterbubblez7351
    @waterbubblez7351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    15:28
    History lesson time! While not modern, there was a soldier in WW2 named Jack Churchill. He was a British soldier who fought using a Longbow, Sword, Bagpipes, and Kilt. He stormed Vågsøy, Norway in 1941. After a couple more skrimishes and battles he was captured by German soldiers and sent to a concentration camp. He escaped and on his way back home he got captured again and sent to a camp in Austria where he would escape again.
    So yes. A bow and a sword are weapons used in modern warfare is not as crazy as it may sound :P
    Sources:
    SImple History: th-cam.com/video/3ZRVpYPFOl0/w-d-xo.html
    Wikipedia Article on Jack: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

    • @readalotknowalot
      @readalotknowalot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good old Crazy Jack. Was about to say that.
      Historical weapons are still valid, after all they were used for hundreds if not thousands of years (the basic idea of them, like spears and ranged attacks, even if the actual implementation of them changes) and guns as we know them are only a few hundred years old. So as time progresses the day to day use of them may degrade but their intended purpose still remains. So yeah, when WW3 breaks out I'm going to stick around with an arming sword and shield and see who will enlist me first!

    • @diegoo489
      @diegoo489 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was literally WW2 times are wayyy different now

  • @theawesomepossum7465
    @theawesomepossum7465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What was that in the beginning lol caught me off-guard and got me a real laugh, I know that there is some people that is gonna be hating you for it but just know I'm fine with it. Also I like that you are growing as a TH-cam character. High five bro✋😂

    • @edef1244
      @edef1244 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *IT'S*
      *TIIIME*

  • @zoeyanonschild6891
    @zoeyanonschild6891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    12:54 It’s fine to Wanda about things like this

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wanda over yanda.

    • @maximk9964
      @maximk9964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your humor has real vision

  • @icefrout
    @icefrout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanos might've only killed half of the Zehoberei, but the race didn't survive the fallout of his attack.

  • @tomchaney6085
    @tomchaney6085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The real sin is being able to afford a flat that big in central Edinburgh on an Avenger's pay

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf they should get paid

    • @tomchaney6085
      @tomchaney6085 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure they do. But no one gets payed enough for that flat

    • @austinleach1307
      @austinleach1307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TBF, if anyone's is getting that well paid, it's the Avengers who are bankrolled by Tony Stark.

    • @jahnybravo2168
      @jahnybravo2168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not to mention that Vision is an android who began as an A.I. and he could probably just create a bank account that has however much money he needs simply on a whim. i mean he did single handedly prevent Ultron from accessing nuclear codes *while* his programming as Jarvis was wrecked to shit, so hacking digital banking seems like itd be a cake walk lol

    • @apenasmaisumdiogo.7115
      @apenasmaisumdiogo.7115 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, Vison don't need to eat, so he must not spend his payment

  • @chrisbickford1973
    @chrisbickford1973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In regards to Scarlet Witch and her powers being channeled through her hands, it seems like she's using basic motor functions as a "joystick" of sorts to help direct her power. We've seen her use her powers without motions once in Age of Ultron while in extreme emotional distress, but there was no control to that outburst, just destruction. Meanwhile when she's controling her power she pretends to rip something apart with her hands.
    Just a thought I thought I'd share.

  • @jamiebarrett2930
    @jamiebarrett2930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Been laughing for 5 mins over thanos calling gamora cutie pie lol

  • @marlinfromfindingnemo8954
    @marlinfromfindingnemo8954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Guns have been shown to work surprisingly well in the mcu considering that quicksilver was shot by them in Age of ultron and lady daddy ran away from them showing that she could be killed there

    • @a_fine_edition2746
      @a_fine_edition2746 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quicksilver still takes a bullet to the arm and keeps going. It’s only when he gets pumped full of multiple bullets that he dies. Nearly every other character is at the very least bullet resistant, if not blatantly bulletproof like Hulk and Thor. Proxima left the fight because her teammate was injured and it would basically be a 1 on 4 with some of the best hand-to-hand fighters in the MCU, and by far one of the biggest powerhouses in Wanda. And that’s if we’re leaving Vision out, who still shows he could fight to an extent.

  • @FreakigesSternchen
    @FreakigesSternchen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “pulling up a bow/broadsword to a modern battlefield” did someone say jack churchill

  • @mysticalcomic
    @mysticalcomic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not to mention (referring to the air supply in the Iron spider suit) Tony has been shown to go a little overboard with the settings in the suit, giving him like 200 web settings, a kill mode and probably a lot more. He wants to protect Peter and because he 1. Almost fell into the ocean and drowned and 2. He almost fell from like really high up, it makes sense for Tony to add a parachute and an air supply

  • @samkaranja5709
    @samkaranja5709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What happens if there's an odd number population: one person is going to be schrodinger catted. I don't know how but he'll do it.

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanos just cuts them in half

  • @Gh0stSh33p
    @Gh0stSh33p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know this is waaay too late but I literally can't imagine Tony not making the Iron-Spider suit space proof. Jesus, at his nanotech peak Tony could even hold the Stones using his tech, space proofness seems like a minor thing to put in Spidy's suit, giving how protective Tony is of Peter.

  • @Lazarou101
    @Lazarou101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I was gonna comment on the fact that they can't use the Reality Stone because it's stated that mortals can't handle the stones. But then I remember Jane Foster had it for a few days so yeah.

    • @keeter962
      @keeter962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lazarou101 Yeah but if you remember in that movie the Aether as the Reality Stone was called at the time was slowly killing her.

    • @heyheyitsjae2475
      @heyheyitsjae2475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And isn't StarLord part god? Or did he loose those powers when he killed his dad?

    • @keeter962
      @keeter962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jacob Hanshew Star-lord powers were linked to Ego so when he was destroyed Peter lost the ability to use his Celestial powers

    • @Lazarou101
      @Lazarou101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keeter962 True but the Guardians wouldn't need days to stop Thanos

    • @Lazarou101
      @Lazarou101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heyheyitsjae2475 He lost them

  • @HootingLance
    @HootingLance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I haven't seen this movie. You know the rules, guys: we have to strip"

  • @Bob-Roberts
    @Bob-Roberts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Vision milk when?

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "We will fry your kebab" was the only sin that made me laugh

  • @leilaosley4416
    @leilaosley4416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching this on my bus ride home!

  • @reshufflepuff9564
    @reshufflepuff9564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Actually 43 has a meaning.
    You can’t order 43 McNuggets

    • @sw3602
      @sw3602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes you can: 2 boxes of 20 and 1 box of 3

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sw3602 there are boxes of only 3 McNuggets? Why? That’s a completely inadequate number of McNuggets.

    • @sw3602
      @sw3602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SorowFame don't ask me, I think the box of 6 is a snack

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SorowFame ok so I was having a breakdown and this comment made me laugh really hard. Sorry just. That was a great response

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shadow_shine3578 nice that my stupid comment made you laugh, hope you feel better.

  • @henryclifford1247
    @henryclifford1247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Where did Tony get his measurements from?
    Litterally ALL of Spiderman Homecoming was about Tony being protective/big brother-y with Peter. It wouldnt surprise me at all to learn that the suit Peter has in SH (which was made by Tony) sends all biometric data to Tony at all times. Just like it sends location and heart rate and altitude etc

  • @adelynnhoffman
    @adelynnhoffman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Regarding the one about the Iron Spider breathing in space, Peter never went to space in Homecoming BUT he did nearly drown after the fight with the Vulture (the one where the Vultue dropped him into the lake and his parachute failed). Since both those situations would require giving Peter suitable air to breath, it is possible that the suit was designed for water and just happened to be compatible with space as well. It's a stretch, but possible.

  • @Saturnlock
    @Saturnlock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:35 I resent that statement about hawkeye and peoples unrelenting and unnecessary hatred for him. The clip Jay showed was from Avengers, (obviously) a movie that very well demonstrates just how dangerous Hawkeye is very well. The whole point of the bow and arrow is that Hawkeyes arrows have a lot more tech crammed into them than would be available in a bullet. That's why he always chooses it over normal guns, which he has access to as seen Thor. Also the comment about Falcons guns being irrelevant. 1. He is a former soldier as seen in Winter Soldier where he mlre than held his own against Hydra agents, demonstrating just how good he is with that kind of weaponry. He only had a problem against Bucky who was brainwashed into being an incredible assassin. 2. I didn't notice until while Jay was talking about inferior weaponry, he played a clip of the MK50. I don't think Jay was saying that Falcon should have that but it did make me realize that under the conditions Falcon really doesnt have access to anything else. However, he is good with guns. Which we see in plenty other movies than this one, and having five heroes on the battlefield is much better than only 4. And you could make an arguement that Black Widow isn't using any weapons and is therefore irrelevant, but that wouldn't make sense because she is quite possibly one of the best martial artists in the MCU.
    TL;DR: Hawkeye and Falcon are cool and useful in a fight

  • @LibertyLocalizer
    @LibertyLocalizer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For why cap is on the other side of the tracks, sometimes people can't just be in other places. He still should have been quicker, though.

  • @avivsinclair2851
    @avivsinclair2851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    in regards to the iron spider-man suit having being able to go to space, we know that every single iron man suit since iron man 1 has been. in iron man we see tony go to the upper atmosphere without blacking out meaning that every iron man suit ever has been a) air-tight and b) had an air supply. ergo it would be weirder if the iron spider-man suit wasn't space enabled...

  • @ChrispyCulture
    @ChrispyCulture 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the Gamora survivor thing, half her planet was alive YEARS before that criminal report was seen. Anything can happen in that time, including that half being killed by opportunistic invaders after Thanos adopts Gamora and leaves.

  • @douglasmcdonald6967
    @douglasmcdonald6967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love your channel!
    Jeremy does not deserve the platform he has and when people call him, that is some of the greatest content on TH-cam.
    Awesome work!!!!!

    • @_Feanor_.
      @_Feanor_. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yet it's only possible because he has this platform. If his/their vids would only get 10k views, channels like this wouldn't bother to leech off it. And yes doing a "everything wrong with everything wrong" series is leeching. Maybe if this channel ever get's big enough someone will do a "everything wrong with everything wrong with everything wrong" one. Because it's easier than coming up with your own content.

  • @77mpickett
    @77mpickett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thanos business suit part omfg hilarious prints u out u little ticket like alright here ya go 💯💯

  • @LibertyLocalizer
    @LibertyLocalizer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Female daddy" - Jay Exci

  • @flyingfist4203
    @flyingfist4203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nothing will pass my discovery of mini pizzas as a toping for pizza, but deep-fried pizza comes pretty close.

  • @NihlusKryik
    @NihlusKryik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Going to a battlefield with a bow and sword? You mean like Jack Churchill

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I certainly don’t envy anyone who would dare to submit all the captions for these videos. Keep up the great work, I love these

  • @thatMisks
    @thatMisks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Female Daddy"
    [Everyone disliked that]

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Misks
      When I heard that I thought:"That's an odd nickname for Proxima Midnight," but it makes sense given her authority in Thanos' army...

  • @slovakthrowback3738
    @slovakthrowback3738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh wow, this is probably ma new fave video from you, the humor was great, and all your criticism was very fair! Thanks for the video

  • @luxis3824
    @luxis3824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She's not "Female Daddy", She's Maleficent

  • @popogeejo
    @popogeejo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The final sin, "Last survivor" is kind of a tricky one. Who knows what could have happened to her people in the time between the massacre and when she was arrested? Other groups could have attacked the now hugely vulnerable people or they could have just gone into hiding with the rest of the galaxy assuming a total wipe out. "Last of their kind" rarely seemed like a precise label so much as it's meant to say "we're having a hard time finding them"
    Or maybe they mean survivor in the Beyonce "she fierce way" which seems like the most obvious and probable conclusion.

  • @wingeddiamondsword7653
    @wingeddiamondsword7653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fighting characters are good at fighting wow and Cap was both Wanda's and Vision's leader in all of the movies like the end of Age of Ultron.

  • @madelineonline4214
    @madelineonline4214 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is probably one of the most ambitious and coolest projects I've seen on TH-cam. Good on you mate

  • @SpilledMilk420
    @SpilledMilk420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I like this channel it is very

  • @reddragonX1000
    @reddragonX1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Area 51 joke in the 51th sin is so much more gold today

  • @JosephIdunno
    @JosephIdunno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:11 you should've said "we're not here to assess the quality of our buns either"

    • @JosephIdunno
      @JosephIdunno 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the heart

  • @luciferace5861
    @luciferace5861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Actually the part about Gamora could be foreshadowing the fact that Thanos was either lying to Gamora to try and trick her into trusting him, whilest his tactics failed and his henchmen would never tell him that or else they would be afraid of being killed by Thanos in rage or something along those lines

  • @LibertyLocalizer
    @LibertyLocalizer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jay Exci > School

  • @imreborbas9029
    @imreborbas9029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Scarlet witch can hear thoughts, she could've theoretically "sensed" the assassin guy

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The movies really haven't established that as a power.

    • @imreborbas9029
      @imreborbas9029 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fightingmedialounge519 They did. When he met Ultron she was surprised she couldn't hear his thoughts. Not to mention that when she first appeared in the movie she was reading Visions mind too...

    • @damned0wl
      @damned0wl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imreborbas9029 she was doing that on purpose though, concentrating on a specific person. There was no indication of her sensing other people's thoughts all the time

  • @rushabhbhakta7181
    @rushabhbhakta7181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Calling Proxima “Hellblade” - luvit lol.

  • @givfilms
    @givfilms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It seems like everyone is forgetting that Tony made a suit for Peter in Civil War. He probably got his measurements even before Homecoming and Infinity War in Civil War

  • @benjamintanderson5735
    @benjamintanderson5735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The vision bat produces thanus milk

  • @tirzahroseroot
    @tirzahroseroot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I liked the Thanos did math thing. It was really funny and it made me crack a smile.

  • @TAMThomasTAM
    @TAMThomasTAM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:50
    Woah, continuity error, Jay's glasses have changed with no explaination whatsoever. Deus Exci Glassina. I mean he does explain it seconds later but by then we'd already forgotten about it and this is satire but also by the way don't watch this because of these valid criticisms satire criticisms jokes ignorance satire boner. *DING*

  • @liamvanderwerf9532
    @liamvanderwerf9532 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos are great because movie criticism has become much more popular, but people rarely make good response videos defending said movie. I also really respect how you're as factual as possible and you always make sure to give credit where credit is due. And obviously these are really entertaining and fun to watch. Keep up the good work!

  • @mikejohnson2186
    @mikejohnson2186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Female Daddy” 😂😂🤣😂😂

  • @rogerdrayer1503
    @rogerdrayer1503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:57 The city appears to currently be quite empty, so hearing something move may actually be suspicious.
    9:20 Scarlet Witch is a telepath. If you stretch her powers out enough, she might have been able to "hear" Glaive's thoughts. Although I don't think she ever demonstrated this kind of power, so it wouldn't really be a fair point against the movie

  • @LibertyLocalizer
    @LibertyLocalizer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:02 Oh, boy!

  • @zardox78
    @zardox78 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Somebody did actually call the Doctor (Davison) out on the whole "state of grace" thing. Can't remember whether it was Nyssa or Tegan, but it was one of them. And his answer was like "Oh. Did I say that?" It was probably one of the earliest uses of the now standardized "the Doctor lies" excuse that bails them out of having to justify continuity errors.

  • @zom8979
    @zom8979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3 views, 26 likes and 9 comments... Something somewhere is off...👀

    • @Nannowatts19482
      @Nannowatts19482 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mystical forces are at work here

    • @veksone77
      @veksone77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Views, likes and comments don't tally up at the exact same time...

  • @BlazeTheMovieFan
    @BlazeTheMovieFan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video, can't wait for part 4, which I will watch shortly.

  • @Zoroark_Master
    @Zoroark_Master 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:10 to 19:05 is best part

    • @Matty002
      @Matty002 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      tru 🤣

  • @lucianlawson-foley5967
    @lucianlawson-foley5967 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved the reference to the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy