DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 47 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

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  • @TeamFourStar
    @TeamFourStar  8 ปีที่แล้ว +2344

    Please support the official release! ➤ bit.ly/TFSFuniNow bit.ly/TFSFuniStore

    • @elibethea4484
      @elibethea4484 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Why didn't anybody stop cell when he was absorbing 17. Kami why do they allow villains to transform. These people are dumb

    • @LilMelvinD239
      @LilMelvinD239 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gamer 1218 lmao who there could stop him at the time

    • @elibethea4484
      @elibethea4484 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      18 or 16

    • @superzigzagoon
      @superzigzagoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They were caught off guard.

    • @kevinward550
      @kevinward550 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      M

  • @chidubem826
    @chidubem826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6848

    Android 17: "Yeah let's forget about killing Son Goku."
    Android 16: *L E T S N O T G E T C R A Z Y*

    • @kingdomofnerdz1497
      @kingdomofnerdz1497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Cell: TOO LATE!!!

    • @jevilthedevil7200
      @jevilthedevil7200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Nobody:
      Android 16's hand: RAWKET LAWNCHER!

    • @christianjericho7948
      @christianjericho7948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@jevilthedevil7200 OH MY GOD IT'S SO COOL

    • @jevilthedevil7200
      @jevilthedevil7200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@christianjericho7948 OH MY GOD, HE'S SO GOD DAMN COOL!

    • @stevendemel5233
      @stevendemel5233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jevilthedevil7200 MFG HE S F-ING COOL

  • @Aberyyyy
    @Aberyyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2537

    "I see a light" "WALK TOWARDS IT"
    this line is so fucking raw, goku's runnjng around chasing it, trying to eat it for dinner.

  • @jrreedve2825
    @jrreedve2825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16682

    I love how Tien’s emotions are on his sleeve, he tells you honestly what he’s thinking and feeling... and yet no one can “read him”

    • @jeetpancholi3587
      @jeetpancholi3587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1211

      That's the joke!

    • @jrreedve2825
      @jrreedve2825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      Jeet Pancholi I know, I still love it!

    • @demonkiller8000
      @demonkiller8000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +959

      He has no sleeves

    • @championofflow9048
      @championofflow9048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @Mohamed Mowlid I dont get how that's funny either

    • @ale4462
      @ale4462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I dont get it

  • @Jaxymann
    @Jaxymann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3888

    "How...HOW MANY PEOPLE!?"
    *"...Enough"*
    Given that canonically, Cell absorbed over half a MILLION people, that line is absolutely *horrifying.*

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Well if he ate half of the planet.....

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ​@cunningsmile4166 and in 2023 Dragonball Super is STILL cool and the reference(17 a Park Ranger)lol!😆

    • @bavandeep4683
      @bavandeep4683 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      17 was a park ranger in dragon ball gt @@Chrissaiyanjojoknight

    • @ghostfang1255
      @ghostfang1255 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@cunningsmile4166 If he ate half the planet then he wouldn't even need to absorb 17 and 18, he would already be *perfect*

    • @OverRule1
      @OverRule1 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Someone said he absorbed 600k people which would be 3 million power assuming each human has a power level of 5, however, what they didn't know is that 3 million power is added to Cell's base power and is multiplied by 50 when Cell turns Super Saiyan as seen with his Super Saiyan aura

  • @malachiatkinson7245
    @malachiatkinson7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6119

    Piccolo: "How? *How many people?!*
    Cell: "... _Enough."_
    This episode is *_brutal._*

    • @Athidius
      @Athidius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Even the original episode was pretty disturbing, as you're able to see the absorbed human souls that formed cells power in his aura when he shows off his power to Piccolo.

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Athidius Yeesh

    • @AjarTadpole7202
      @AjarTadpole7202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was disappointed from that scene

    • @grimlock__2501
      @grimlock__2501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      "I think I see a light"
      "WALK TOWARDS IT"

    • @Jose-se9pu
      @Jose-se9pu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      At times, the writting on DBZA surpassed the original...several times, actually

  • @0gre191
    @0gre191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10490

    "He died as he lived. Alone."
    "HOW MANY PEOPLE!?" "Enough."
    "These parameters...are acceptable."
    "I see a light!" "WALK TOWARDS IT!"
    What a banger of an episode.

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      So many John McClaine one-liners and they all work.

    • @looneygoon1543
      @looneygoon1543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      “These parameters... are acceptable”

    • @KennyTurner1996
      @KennyTurner1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Every episode is a golden gift.

    • @dekaritheprofessor2631
      @dekaritheprofessor2631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Hell yes!! The lines in this episode are Superb!!

    • @reaper_exd7498
      @reaper_exd7498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was the 1'000th like. Suck it

  • @V12509
    @V12509 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15274

    "This Cell is comprised of 10.78% of Son Goku's DNA. These parameters, are acceptable"
    Anyone else found this badass?

    • @philpyung4831
      @philpyung4831 8 ปีที่แล้ว +902

      16 is programmed only for a good rousing round of killing Son Goku.
      So his behavior here is normal and that's why nobody said anything.

    • @Deman_Dema
      @Deman_Dema 8 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      You do know that Goku is not from earth. For now, only Gohan would have part of his DNA.

    • @IMMACYCLOPS
      @IMMACYCLOPS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Where did TFS get the "10.78 percent" bit?

    • @IMMACYCLOPS
      @IMMACYCLOPS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ***** Probably right.

    • @juhabakapeci4108
      @juhabakapeci4108 8 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      That aint the only line
      cell:hold on... I see a light
      16: WALK TOWARDS IT.

  • @Paxchi
    @Paxchi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3106

    2:00 "ENOUGH! I am NOT a spectator! I AM A WARRIOR!"
    As a Tenshinhan fan, this delivery is just perfection.

    • @dreadz314
      @dreadz314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      I can never read that guy

    • @raidenpainn1561
      @raidenpainn1561 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That delivery was awesome

    • @fairytail7963
      @fairytail7963 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I can never read that guy 😑

    • @luigiboi4244
      @luigiboi4244 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Tien keeps earning more and more of my respect.

    • @freelands8355
      @freelands8355 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      TFS made Tien so much .ore awesome

  • @cryoraptora303tm2
    @cryoraptora303tm2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2105

    Android 16: *Pulls off Cell's tail*
    Cell: "You should have gone for the head"

    • @meh_coolaid-4441
      @meh_coolaid-4441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Cryoraptor thanos meme

    • @theknightofyoutube3454
      @theknightofyoutube3454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      NOOO-

    • @MadGamer55100
      @MadGamer55100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      STOP. IT!

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      In hindsight I think he could still grow it back. He grew his whole upper torso back when Goku blasted him.

    • @dungdo6682
      @dungdo6682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      16:"My mistake was starting at the wrong end. My next attempt...WILL be on your HEAD."

  • @Zhark159632
    @Zhark159632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3011

    “And yknow what? Forget killing Son Goku” “LETS NOT GET CRAZY.”

    • @toad5365
      @toad5365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Read this as soon as that happened

    • @jordangarcia3635
      @jordangarcia3635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No... LET'S GET CRAZIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @banditbro25
      @banditbro25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      TOO LATE!!!

    • @dscarb8085
      @dscarb8085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      16 is def my favourite part of abridged

    • @SmashSSL
      @SmashSSL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sures a lot of not killing goku going on rn

  • @arcangel4809
    @arcangel4809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6275

    Thats way too many sexual innuendos for him not to have zarbon's DNA in there as well XD

    • @muffn9826
      @muffn9826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      *MMMMMMMMM*

    • @86twin
      @86twin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Bruh I’m hollering

    • @RobertSeeJen
      @RobertSeeJen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

      It's Roshi. Definitely Roshi lol

    • @Joker-oe5kj
      @Joker-oe5kj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@RobertSeeJen or both

    • @RobertSeeJen
      @RobertSeeJen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@Joker-oe5kj Both is good. Lol

  • @ITzzOdio01
    @ITzzOdio01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2297

    Nail gun is the most underrated joke this season

    • @patrickjones9280
      @patrickjones9280 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It’s much better than say the kami cannon

    • @patrickjones9280
      @patrickjones9280 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@zEr-ne5ri neither is nail gun, this is generally referred to as humor

    • @chuchulainn9275
      @chuchulainn9275 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I would say it is the playing of "Nearer My God to Thee" as Piccolo sinks.

    • @Wakame75
      @Wakame75 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Indeed. The delivery, the suspenseful situation only for that joke to come, and cutting it off totally got me. Kinda upset not enough people talk about it.

  • @themurc6391
    @themurc6391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4115

    16: “Rocket Punch”
    18: “Wow. Really?”
    17: “THAT IS SO COOL!!!”

    • @KaitoKenny
      @KaitoKenny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      My favorite part there has to be the "WHAT!?" From Cell lol

    • @rory8182
      @rory8182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Its like the TOP, with 18 being the destroyers and 17 being the zenos

    • @IMCODY2494
      @IMCODY2494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      18 is us all grown up and 17 is us as children XD

    • @massghully
      @massghully 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@IMCODY2494 Speak for yourself

    • @TheMrMayo
      @TheMrMayo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      To be fair, it may be named simply and it may not seem as impressive now, but you have to admit it was *really* cool how he went to retrieve his still moving arm at Mach-1 speeds after releasing all that momentum into Cell.
      Honestly? It's still cool, as gimmicky as it is. 😁

  • @matthewwatkins4938
    @matthewwatkins4938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3842

    Imperfect Cell: Hormonal teenager making dirty jokes on Newgrounds
    Semi-Perfect Cell: Possessive ex-boyfriend with seperation issues
    Perfect Cell: That guy no one wants to be around but is so dang hot you don't give a rip

    • @syedali-rs8cj
      @syedali-rs8cj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      That is why TFS Goku is in "love" with Cell.

    • @aidenliefer8805
      @aidenliefer8805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Truly accurate

    • @flixmincraft4405
      @flixmincraft4405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I swear every final form if making the character 10x more bootiful
      Freiza
      Cell

    • @peterpetrelli008
      @peterpetrelli008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@flixmincraft4405 For Buu, I always liked the Gotenks absorbed form more than others. For Cell, his first and last. For Freeza, 2nd and 3rd.

    • @novoliathepoet2242
      @novoliathepoet2242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Mr. Perfect Cell really does have a perfect jaw line

  • @CoolDoge420
    @CoolDoge420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2406

    16 : Rocket Punch!
    17 : THAT IS SO COOL!
    Me : THAT IS SO COOL!

    • @javierjent
      @javierjent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ShinyshadoW agreed

    • @roderrickgaming9949
      @roderrickgaming9949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I said that too xD

    • @epsilon9567
      @epsilon9567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Said every Super-Robot anime Fanboy ever

    • @roderrickgaming9949
      @roderrickgaming9949 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@epsilon9567 Ive only watched Dragonball ...

    • @epsilon9567
      @epsilon9567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@roderrickgaming9949 17 is the robot anime fanboy. He represents all of them in this series

  • @BlondieGaming
    @BlondieGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1405

    "These parameters *are acceptable* " gave me goosebumps

    • @crockinator2688
      @crockinator2688 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I felt the same way about
      Cell: now I see a light!
      16: Walk towards it!

  • @lightwalker222
    @lightwalker222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3055

    "I think I see a light!"
    *"WALK TOWARDS IT."*
    Badass as fuck

    • @pancakericeP
      @pancakericeP 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Luke M well said amigo... well said

    • @MidnaFeetEnjoyer
      @MidnaFeetEnjoyer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and I laughed hard!

    • @flashgmaing2967
      @flashgmaing2967 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      that was the most badass line in this entire series

    • @DG9790
      @DG9790 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      17-what's a kami
      Piccolo- it means god now bow
      then 17 gets blasted that was badass

    • @DarkshadowXD63
      @DarkshadowXD63 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WHAT THE HELL!!!

  • @dad5draco
    @dad5draco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3102

    11:13 "Now I see a light."
    "Walk towards it."
    *16 is the most badass.*

    • @obsidiandragon1385
      @obsidiandragon1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      seriosly my top ten favorite one liners all come from this series

    • @diegoronco5693
      @diegoronco5693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Second is gohan

    • @ThePaqui
      @ThePaqui 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      When he goes, “this cell is comprised of 10.7% goku” “these parameters….. are acceptable” I was like yooooo get his ass

    • @justchillin5431
      @justchillin5431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@obsidiandragon1385 seriously you know this is dub parody verion right?

    • @justchillin5431
      @justchillin5431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@obsidiandragon1385 in the real version these line don't exist

  • @fafnir242
    @fafnir242 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9174

    The amount of respect I have for Android 16 is unreal.

    • @archergirl6909
      @archergirl6909 9 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      +Mark Schofield Is it over 9,000?

    • @Navesblue
      @Navesblue 9 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      +Archer Girl F#%K Power Levels

    • @fafnir242
      @fafnir242 9 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      +Navesblue POWER LEVELS ARE BULLSH#T!

    • @justinmariner9021
      @justinmariner9021 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yo yo yo dats wak

    • @Pol74698
      @Pol74698 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Mark Schofield 69 [ya] likes?! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell...
      Everyone in the DBZA cast:"STOP IT!!"

  • @spudkin564
    @spudkin564 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    In a world of laser blasts and light speed attacks, there's something immensely satisfying about 16 just decking Cell in the face

    • @Kwatcher100
      @Kwatcher100 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean the schnoz?

    • @Soronopepper
      @Soronopepper 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      16 deck cell in the schzon

    • @Kaminzero
      @Kaminzero หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thats y DB OG is my fave

  • @malachiatkinson7245
    @malachiatkinson7245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2636

    Cell: "Ah, Piccolo. He died as he lived."
    18: "Drowning?"
    Cell: *"Alone."*
    So many chills.

    • @MrMisfortune
      @MrMisfortune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Well with Nail and Kami in his head that comment might not he exactly true

    • @lorenz0c0rdova65
      @lorenz0c0rdova65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I feel that...

    • @thebaldcat6708
      @thebaldcat6708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MrMisfortune
      I think that might have the point of the joke

    • @Jefferson-xi8tu
      @Jefferson-xi8tu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's kinda sad aswell

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      For me, it was a single word that set my hair on end.
      “...
      _Enough_ “

  • @ManAtDeskProductions
    @ManAtDeskProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3421

    “I am not a spectator, I am a warrior!”
    Just... *mwah*. Perfection.

    • @LJayyBeh
      @LJayyBeh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAOO

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      somehow, i feel like even cell would approve.

    • @LeftytheGansterGremlin
      @LeftytheGansterGremlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      With that line delivery, you can feel just how much they hate how these great characters end up not participating in the battles to come.

    • @jimmygarza8896
      @jimmygarza8896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "Can never read that guy"

    • @NeptunexWWE
      @NeptunexWWE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That was fantastic, Tien is really jacked.

  • @ralphshiverriba155
    @ralphshiverriba155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7044

    17: “sure he’s from the future, and I’m a park ranger.”
    That aged beautifully

    • @ericolsen4129
      @ericolsen4129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

      That was already a thing in GT when this was released, even if super hadn't already introduced 17 which I think it did

    • @channelnotavailable32
      @channelnotavailable32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +560

      @@ericolsen4129 can you really blame him for not watching gt tho.

    • @ralphsalvador157
      @ralphsalvador157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Super or gt

    • @channelnotavailable32
      @channelnotavailable32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@ralphsalvador157 the android was a ranger figure in both but gt was so bad I believe it's ret-conned n no longer cannon. I never got big into dragon ball as a kid so I never did watch it. Super is a treasure tho.

    • @ralphshiverriba155
      @ralphshiverriba155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@channelnotavailable32 yeah nobody is crying or losing sleep over GT

  • @EstebanLopez-bn9pd
    @EstebanLopez-bn9pd ปีที่แล้ว +479

    I love how 17 is screaming, "Someone pull off his tail!" While 16 is standing there doing absolutely nothing.

    • @Creekmore
      @Creekmore ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He was waiting to see how things played out.

    • @scottsiglinhd2777
      @scottsiglinhd2777 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I’ve always found 17 getting absorbed so frustrating in both the anime and TFS. Like why does 16 just stand there and let it happen when he clearly has enough power to get there and save 17? Also tien as well literally saw 17 and warned him cell was behind him in the anime and could’ve tri beamed cell back into the ground 🙃

    • @Lardo137
      @Lardo137 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ​@@scottsiglinhd2777DBZ has never been a well written series.

    • @jexel928
      @jexel928 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@scottsiglinhd2777the entire cell saga is built off of character’s mistakes lol

    • @lapsrrodgers
      @lapsrrodgers ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@scottsiglinhd2777I love the series, the franchise, it all, but they SUCK when it comes to team work. Too many 1v1s or standing around when people and the earth are in danger. Every time I watch, I'm like, "jump him 🗣️"

  • @nyxnox2135
    @nyxnox2135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2624

    A16: "ROCKET PUNCH"
    Cell: *eats shit*
    C18: "Wow, seriously?"
    C17: "THAT IS SO COOL!"
    I'm in love with that line

    • @Samirahmed-oi7vb
      @Samirahmed-oi7vb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      300 likes and no replies?lemme fix dat

    • @quitkid8727
      @quitkid8727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Loved the " *eats shit* "

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight ปีที่แล้ว

      I heard him say What!,(lol!😆but funny!)

    • @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv
      @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv ปีที่แล้ว +8

      17 saying what we were all thinking seeing that for the first time

    • @Fragesed
      @Fragesed ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This feels like a once piece reference, girls never find the robots cool.
      (Save for weirdos like Bulma or more recently, Lilith)

  • @silverviz5600
    @silverviz5600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2411

    Imp. Cell: “I see a light!”
    Android 16: “Walk towards it” *unleashes a supernova*

    • @drunkpunch7334
      @drunkpunch7334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Actually a badass line lol

    • @kylethomasmutchler7556
      @kylethomasmutchler7556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Vizard supernova is friezas move, that was hell flash

    • @cthpng9437
      @cthpng9437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kylethomasmutchler7556 pretty sure Supernova was Cooler's 😂

    • @spinerflame7922
      @spinerflame7922 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cthpng9437 Both, actually. Pretty sure Freeza did it first though.

    • @cthpng9437
      @cthpng9437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spinerflame7922 wasnt his called Death Ball?

  • @dannybenhur6123
    @dannybenhur6123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4630

    "I'M NOT A SPECTATOR, I'M A WARRIOR" - Tien
    Make Tien Great Again...

    • @nicholaslegnon9207
      @nicholaslegnon9207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      honestly one of my favorite parts

    • @aaronleghissa
      @aaronleghissa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      he became a bitch in super

    • @kingninja1781
      @kingninja1781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nicholas Legnon same

    • @jibrael5705
      @jibrael5705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Toriyama hates Tien Apparently. Before the TOP in Super.... Everyone got a Toriyama Handjob.... Boosting there powers. Fucking Rishi was "Secretly training" and he became stronger than Tien. He... Became... Stronger.... Than Tien.... The man whose only goal I to be the best martial artist and who trains non stop....... Dafuq

    • @jibrael5705
      @jibrael5705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@gurvmlk I think Tien is a smart fighter. He made 4 Cline's right?. 2 were holding his arms one his neck and one Trip beamed the bad guy. Tbh The clone holding his neck was doing nothing. If he stayed in the ring Tien wouldn't have been eliminated.

  • @Gonboo
    @Gonboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3477

    Fun Fact: Cell apparently absorbed 600,000 people altogether.

    • @arutka2000
      @arutka2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Enough.

    • @foster9315
      @foster9315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      That's not that much in all honesty
      Assuming all humans are power level of 5 (which is very generous) that's only a power boost of 3 million, which is 3 times stronger than second form Frieza and as strong as Goku on namek before Super Saiyan

    • @yamreffotsirk
      @yamreffotsirk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      @@foster9315 this is my personal theory, so take it with a grain of salt... but I always assumed that at some point he started getting diminishing returns from absorbing humans, so when he felt powerful enough to go for one android, he dropped the human diet.

    • @dariusmelasecca2715
      @dariusmelasecca2715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@foster9315ell you have to remember this cell is from the future where he beat trunks after trunks beat the androids. Then jacked his Time Machine. So cell was already pretty strong

    • @Bestroyer348
      @Bestroyer348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@foster9315 if I had to guess, his power at the end is *far* more than the sum of its parts, kinda like fusion.
      Edit: thought about some more, and I think it’s actually more like Namekian “fusion”.

  • @QuartzIsAnOxide
    @QuartzIsAnOxide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2883

    "How... How many people?"
    "Do you remember how many slices of bread you have eaten in your life?"

    • @thegiganshow300
      @thegiganshow300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      I honestly thought cell would say that tho

    • @losfregiatoremagico4231
      @losfregiatoremagico4231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Eric Lecarde that’s the first thing that came to my mind lol

    • @whoopzreal
      @whoopzreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      How many breads have you eaten in your life?

    • @No_One_Important
      @No_One_Important 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Piccolo doesn't eat, so yes, he does.

    • @demonkiller8000
      @demonkiller8000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CEEEEEELL!!!

  • @furrydreamer4443
    @furrydreamer4443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1891

    For some reason it just occurred to me when Piccolo gets a hole blown through him by Cell and Goku says 'Woah that ain't good'... he's speaking from experience...
    thanks to piccolo...

    • @jaygonzalez8575
      @jaygonzalez8575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Furry Dreamer lol
      Thats why TFS are Geniuses!!

    • @cliff9092
      @cliff9092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or it's because they sensed him die for a min

    • @spaceface8504
      @spaceface8504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@cliff9092 no he's literally talking from his experience of getting a hole blown through his chest by the same guy he's worrying about. It's good stuff

    • @abohsukampret
      @abohsukampret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TWICE.

    • @tabulldog2743
      @tabulldog2743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah fucking *twice* thanks to Piccolo lmao

  • @Ledragonboi27
    @Ledragonboi27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2481

    Imperfect Cell: What ya doing?
    16: What am I doing?
    Imperfect cell: *Thawrtin ma plans?*
    16: Thwarting your plans?
    Imperfect Cell: *ARE YOU?*
    16: *...Affirmative.*

    • @RickachuCXVI
      @RickachuCXVI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Instead of yes, I'd go with affirmative

    • @Ledragonboi27
      @Ledragonboi27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@RickachuCXVI an astute Observation..i have corrected

    • @stevendemel5233
      @stevendemel5233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cell:well better not do that. 16: yare yare daze

    • @ilikesandwiches7337
      @ilikesandwiches7337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I like vegeta and kid gohan ineractions

    • @snapclub8751
      @snapclub8751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PERFECT 👌

  • @mrummgoat53
    @mrummgoat53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Watched this many times before but never with headphones, untill today. I love how kami's voice is in one ear and nail's is in the other

    • @alwaysawesome216
      @alwaysawesome216 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh wow that’s cool

    • @OlivesRCew1
      @OlivesRCew1 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      … i have been listening to this with 1 headphone in. I have missed half the humor, rewatch time lol

    • @MetalNinja1992
      @MetalNinja1992 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've only used one and I can hear both

    • @jamesbraybrook1301
      @jamesbraybrook1301 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Even without headphones I can hear they're coming from different sides.
      But only after reading this comment😂

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7002

    It's almost 7 in the morning and I'm about to go to bed
    I guess I could stay up another 14 minutes

    • @whyme15able
      @whyme15able 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      CreepsMcPasta If you don't mind me asking where in the world do you live ?

    • @overrated2296
      @overrated2296 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      CreepsMcPasta Didnt know you watched dbz abridged :D

    • @somerandomeguyonyoutube
      @somerandomeguyonyoutube 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      creeps you're the man!!

    • @Deadpoolio47
      @Deadpoolio47 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      whyme15able England because it's only just turned 7am here

    • @CreepsMcPasta
      @CreepsMcPasta 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      CreepsMcPasta Worth it... :'D

  • @poohwithtimbs7027
    @poohwithtimbs7027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2260

    Chi-Chi: Aren't you going to help?
    Roshi: No
    Chi-Chi: Cause your old ?
    Roshi : *YE*

    • @stevendemel5233
      @stevendemel5233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Kami- any last last ditch efforts
      Picolo-yeah just one NAIL GU-
      Cell-he died in a terrible way.
      Android 18-drowning?
      Cell-yes cold dark and lonely

    • @nestoreleuteriopaivabendo5415
      @nestoreleuteriopaivabendo5415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yajirobe said the same at the androids arrival!

    • @stevendemel5233
      @stevendemel5233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nestoreleuteriopaivabendo5415 oof

    • @silver_carbide
      @silver_carbide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stevendemel5233 thats not how the dialogue goes

    • @joydeepdutta3650
      @joydeepdutta3650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Bulma: Aren't you going to fly with them?
      Yajirobe: No.
      Bulma: Is it because you're fat?
      Yajirobe: *YE*

  • @Rizzly05
    @Rizzly05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1783

    8:18 was absolutely hilarious. He pushed the Goku button on Android 16 and he immediately shifted from a bird loving pacifist to an angry ginger ready to kill cell.

    • @monst3rslay3r2
      @monst3rslay3r2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Vegeta: "You pushed the Goku button. Ya shouldn't have did that."

    • @scotttrail522
      @scotttrail522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They (Toriyama) never did the same to Gohan.

    • @thoruktor8005
      @thoruktor8005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I get the same feels from "was that sarcasm?" As i did from "did you just hold a grudge?"

    • @Rizzly05
      @Rizzly05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thoruktor8005 true

    • @Scralfie
      @Scralfie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah not just vegeta has a goku button

  • @LadyTyger51ne
    @LadyTyger51ne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    The writing for Cell in this series is top-notch. *chef’s kiss*

    • @grandmasterpo4067
      @grandmasterpo4067 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dude. This version of Cell will forever be the only acceptable one.

    • @BuilderWild
      @BuilderWild 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      So is the voice acting, so silly and bone chilling at the same time

    • @patrickn.4113
      @patrickn.4113 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Ohh......errors have been made.."
      I love his first form :D

  • @spiderrocket8367
    @spiderrocket8367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    Piccolo: How ? How many people !?
    Cell:… enough.
    TFS writers managed to make Cell more affable and charming while still acknowledging the absolute evil monster he is

    • @User_Here414
      @User_Here414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PopeBarley E

    • @jacobdix4756
      @jacobdix4756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Goku:you've killed hundreds of people!!
      Mr.perfect cell:yes...and I'm a monster

    • @SSSTUDIOS365
      @SSSTUDIOS365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jacobdix4756 to be fair goku is an alien! :0
      I get the joke don't r/whoosh me pls

    • @S3verusMyG
      @S3verusMyG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How many breads have you eaten in your lifetime?
      *CELL!!!*

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@S3verusMyG THERE it is!!!! JOJO!!!

  • @mysticblade35
    @mysticblade35 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1757

    "Hold on, now I see a light..."
    "WALK TOWARDS IT." PFWOOOOOM
    Android 16, Baller Extraordinaire.

    • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
      @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "WHAT THE- HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLllllloooaaooao!"

    • @lunabearsong2043
      @lunabearsong2043 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      A badass way to tell someone to die! Lol!

    • @Nekosage
      @Nekosage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I loved that line as well.

    • @BeStudioz
      @BeStudioz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Android 16 is such a badass.
      "Why are you still here???"

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This episode and the one immediately following it were just full of great quotes.
      “How many people?!?”
      “... Enough.”
      “What are you made of, pure metal??”
      “Affirmative. I am _Android_ 16.”

  • @kingatlanofatlantis3075
    @kingatlanofatlantis3075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1859

    Android 16 really gave the meaning of “Imma throw these hands”

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Brilliant

    • @solascriptura-e7t
      @solascriptura-e7t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      16 is the Braun Strowman of DBZ

    • @shinkamui
      @shinkamui ปีที่แล้ว +18

      hands: thrown
      absorbed: enough
      horse: eaten
      hotel: trivago

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "Walk towards it" was the best comeback anyone could've said in that situation.

  • @baronvonkek8467
    @baronvonkek8467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    “How...how many people!?”
    “Enough.”
    You sometimes forget how good the writers of this series are.

    • @dannybenhur6123
      @dannybenhur6123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      These Dialogues are written by TFS...

    • @despairLordOfRats
      @despairLordOfRats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dannybenhur6123 no shit

    • @slump_emperor
      @slump_emperor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Danny Benhur that’s what he was getting at

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m like number 420 BLAZEIT

    • @racheldixon1758
      @racheldixon1758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Does anyone forget how good TFS is?

  • @yinyang2820
    @yinyang2820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    You know if 16 survived the cell saga he would have become a park ranger with 17

    • @moirapalace3946
      @moirapalace3946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Or an avian biologist.

    • @flintrocks
      @flintrocks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😭

    • @supavids4eva
      @supavids4eva 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@moirapalace3946 Ya mean an ornithologist?

    • @tell_me_plz1461
      @tell_me_plz1461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You have a point

    • @neptuneplaneptune3367
      @neptuneplaneptune3367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Probably. God dammit why did he have to die? 16 is one of my Favrites.

  • @ryantaylor9786
    @ryantaylor9786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    17: "And you know what? Forget killing son goku"
    16: "let's not get crazy!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @tomrajan7880
    @tomrajan7880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    16: This Cell is comprised of 10.78% of Son Goku’s DNA. These parameters… are acceptable.
    Holy shit, what a badass.

  • @connormcmurphy4276
    @connormcmurphy4276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    "awh piccolo...he died as he lived."
    "Drowning?"
    "Alone..."

    • @demitriturner248
      @demitriturner248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That is sad.

    • @raptorforever9626
      @raptorforever9626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@demitriturner248 yes. Such isolation

    • @demitriturner248
      @demitriturner248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@raptorforever9626 Now my siblings, won't you come with me, and you'll be, in a world of truly pure perfection.

    • @IkeWarrior
      @IkeWarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Demitri Turner STOP IT!!!!

    • @thunderfist232
      @thunderfist232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Technically he wasn't alone considering he had Kami and Nail with him

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    "Chi-Chi, you beautiful woman who lives in Goku's house"
    "That is what I do"

    • @Tero0001
      @Tero0001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maxisamo1 that is what she do

    • @battlescroll
      @battlescroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I looked at this comment at the right time

    • @mollycrandall1870
      @mollycrandall1870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Techically its chichis house as the ox-king payed for it

    • @theresaknowles4533
      @theresaknowles4533 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was Rollin man

    • @kriss4230
      @kriss4230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      actually goku lives in chichi’s house

  • @ianmanning4368
    @ianmanning4368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    "If he absorbs the two of you, he will wreak havok upon this world!"
    "Well yeah, but we were gonna do it to."
    "Yes...but I like you."
    "AWWW..."
    16 knows family when he sees them, his brotherhood with 17 and 18 is so cool.

  • @Chineseisntalanguageapparently
    @Chineseisntalanguageapparently 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    5:07 I believe this is what the young people call “getting cooked”

  • @lilkreepo1866
    @lilkreepo1866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Kami : any last last ditch effort?
    Piccolo : yes Nail gun!!!
    Favorite joke of the video.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Shit that's cool

    • @danteblack1141
      @danteblack1141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      naw the best joke was when vegeta and bulma had sex and he said "THE FUCKS A CONDOM", lol

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dante Black
      So _King Vegeta_ never had any mistresses, forcing him to use condoms, and thus forcing him to teach them to his son in anticipation for his sexual adventures ? Hm, that seems pretty weird to me...

    • @chickenmuncher4438
      @chickenmuncher4438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dante Black “of the video”

    • @TyloThorn
      @TyloThorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I find it funny that Nail doesnt only find a pool-table but also a violin in there... 6:36

  • @kyleflanagan963
    @kyleflanagan963 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3969

    "How...HOW MANY PEOPLE!?"
    ".........Enough."
    I was legit creeped out at this line. It was just delivered sooooooo disturbingly...

    • @WolfXGamerful
      @WolfXGamerful 9 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Kyle Flanagan Was it weird that I read that last sentence as "It was just delivered sooooooo deliciously..."

    • @kyleflanagan963
      @kyleflanagan963 9 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      [TBSH]WolfXGamerful *licks lips*

    • @WolfXGamerful
      @WolfXGamerful 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Kyle Flanagan Oh shit.

    • @Acsuperman72
      @Acsuperman72 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Kyle Flanagan I remember hearing at some point that Takahata does his lines as Cell something like three or so times each episode to get them as best as he can.

    • @dw-nl9ph
      @dw-nl9ph 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kyle Flanagan he should have said a certain number...

  • @domthebomb924
    @domthebomb924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    “I believe this is what the young people call getting rekt”
    -Kami

  • @honeybutterchipslol
    @honeybutterchipslol ปีที่แล้ว +92

    16's "parameters" line is the most badass for me,it delivers the punch,it fits him since He's more robotic than the other androids and he talks like a machinery,and it's a punchline from a ROBOT,you don't really expect robots to talk shit since their known not to have emotions.

  • @one_bad_mofo8658
    @one_bad_mofo8658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    17: Damn sixteen, what took you so long?!
    16: I was waiting to see how things played out.
    17: ...was that sarcasm??
    16: I am not programmed for sarcasm.
    17: ...I'm proud of you.
    Years later, still has me dying.

    • @omonaijaj
      @omonaijaj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same man

    • @tomz771
      @tomz771 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      8:40

    • @akhilmohananYT
      @akhilmohananYT 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I actually didn't get that joke, could someone explain it?

    • @Zeviak
      @Zeviak 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@akhilmohananYT Essentially 17 hates your mom

    • @akhilmohananYT
      @akhilmohananYT 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ZeviakSeeking validation from people online so you can feel better about your loser life?
      And to think that you put all three of your brain cells at work and could only come up with this pathetic comment even after trying your best XD.
      I pity you and I hope your brain develops soon.

  • @deebojordan7406
    @deebojordan7406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Gohan: Mr Piccolo would let me go!
    Goku: No he Wouldn't! And he's smarter than me!
    Gohan: I....... wow....oh ok... thats.. actually.. a good point..

    • @dingobait4524
      @dingobait4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not true piccolo would let him go just like with the sayians

    • @stevendemel5233
      @stevendemel5233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gohan:hmmmmmmmmm I guess your right

    • @nf_jp4660
      @nf_jp4660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dingobait4524 but he was closer to the power level of the Sayians at the time in his moments of rage than he would be compared to cell so knowing I think big green wouldn't have let Gohan fight cell

    • @jakealter5504
      @jakealter5504 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nf_jp4660 while goku eventually did it because he knew that gohan could destroy cell

    • @runthenumbers9698
      @runthenumbers9698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hereby dub this line of reasoning, "Goku's Razor"

  • @AcediaRex
    @AcediaRex ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The way the whole cyborg/android confusion comes full circle at 9:42 is amazing.

  • @maynehuh
    @maynehuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    I find it really funny how cell refers to 16 as a “stepchild” even though he’s literally Gero’s son.

    • @Karhall
      @Karhall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Technically they're all Gero's kids. Which means outside of Cell, they're a pretty positive family.

    • @moneygrabber6720
      @moneygrabber6720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@Karhall android 17 and 18 are just 2 kids he kidnapped

    • @Karhall
      @Karhall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@moneygrabber6720 It's called "forced adoption."

    • @judgejudys3xdungeon94
      @judgejudys3xdungeon94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@moneygrabber6720 I consider the kids I've kidnapped to be mine. Kinda rude to gatekeep parenthood.

    • @moneygrabber6720
      @moneygrabber6720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@judgejudys3xdungeon94 you’re right, how could I be so insensitive?

  • @luvvsushi6581
    @luvvsushi6581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    6:10
    “Any last, last ditch efforts?”
    “just one..... *NAIL GU-*
    *gets obliterated*

    • @thomasvoge664
      @thomasvoge664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I lose it every time I hear that line.

    • @nickmccarthy3162
      @nickmccarthy3162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      After a tfs binge I just got that he was referencing nail nameing the special beam canon.

    • @typical.tuck4441
      @typical.tuck4441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought he was calling out nail

    • @beardedgreek9069
      @beardedgreek9069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Any last words my big green friend?
      *Blegooah*

    • @patrickbergen9398
      @patrickbergen9398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@beardedgreek9069 Well said. Good game.
      *Blast*

  • @DocHolliday123
    @DocHolliday123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    "WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE"
    He says literally the same thing in the show im dead.

    • @latexliquids4524
      @latexliquids4524 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@retsaminnavoig18The non-abridged version of the show I assume

    • @KingofJ95
      @KingofJ95 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@latexliquids4524 The joke is that the person considers this to be the canonical version of the show.

    • @latexliquids4524
      @latexliquids4524 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KingofJ95 oh, the joke flew over MY head.

  • @khalilXD100
    @khalilXD100 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Android 17 : And I'm a Park Ranger
    DB Super: Bet...

  • @joecolman1968
    @joecolman1968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    'I'll kill him! I'll F*cking kill him!' Epic foreshadowing right there

    • @deadlyfaster7347
      @deadlyfaster7347 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And yet making not sence as well

    • @TopVineVideos
      @TopVineVideos 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@deadlyfaster7347what? Gohan kills Cell.

    • @deadlyfaster7347
      @deadlyfaster7347 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TopVineVideos he said he'll kill him, then when he is put up against cell he refuses to kill him only after he snapped he did

  • @MarlinM55
    @MarlinM55 8 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    "Is it hard to bare, piccolo? My overwhelming power? Its weight. Its... Girth."
    "How?.. HOW MANY PEOPLE?"
    ".... Enough."
    Am I the only one who got chills from that?

    • @crystobatman6436
      @crystobatman6436 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I snickered and "girth."

    • @MarlinM55
      @MarlinM55 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Crysto Batman I looked up girth... The results weren't pretty.

    • @crystobatman6436
      @crystobatman6436 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why would you do that lol.
      I meant snickered at girth but my phone autocorrected lol.

    • @MonkeyDCeddy
      @MonkeyDCeddy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I swear tfs makes Cell more fucked up than the original

    • @a_3x
      @a_3x 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wasn't ready for today.

  • @gabrielamontes2144
    @gabrielamontes2144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    "And I'm a Park Ranger"
    Give it some time 17

    • @stevendemel5233
      @stevendemel5233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      17 in future trunks timeline OK THATS IT IM KILLING EVERY LAST HUMAN then ima range the sh- out of that park.

  • @tomrajan7880
    @tomrajan7880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    A Goku v 16 episode would be great - it would have been filled with dry humor, friendly banter about food and birds, mutual friends - but it would have ultimately been sad; These two simple, happy instruments of war are ultimately fighting to the death.
    They don’t hate each other, they’re not fighting to protect anything - but they know how it’s supposed to end, and how one of them isn’t coming back.
    Would be a funny yet emotional episode.

  • @imcintyre01
    @imcintyre01 9 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Greatest line ever
    Android "rocket punch!
    Girl "Really?
    Boy "That is so cool!"

    • @tak3n767
      @tak3n767 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The girl is 18 & the boy is 17

    • @rai4119
      @rai4119 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Chaotic That went over your head...
      They used Girl & Boy because that scene awesomely used the general perception of a "rocket punch" attack from a girl's and boy's perspective. I was like, "...Really?", while my brother was saying "OMGASDFGHJKL"

    • @sailordarty9032
      @sailordarty9032 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +imcintyre01 Was...Was that a reference to the YuGiOh Abridged?

    • @sailordarty9032
      @sailordarty9032 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Grace Gary For an example, watch almost any post-War of the Best scene of One Piece with Franky.

    • @AgentBurgers
      @AgentBurgers 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +imcintyre01 Was that reference of Sentinel from the Marvel VS games?

  • @titusjuventiuscelsus9758
    @titusjuventiuscelsus9758 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1650

    “And I’m a park ranger”
    Dragon ball super: hold my beer

    • @666Kaca
      @666Kaca 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      You mean dragon ball Z buu saga?

    • @kiriseraph9674
      @kiriseraph9674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      hold my beerus

    • @coldspidey
      @coldspidey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Didn't 17 appeared on Super back on 2017? How did they know he was going to be a park ranger 🤔

    • @666Kaca
      @666Kaca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@coldspidey Because he was literally shown to be a park ranger in DBZ? Hard not to know when they literally show you.

    • @selassieaspen9940
      @selassieaspen9940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @bacon froyo these DBZ fans are bandwagoners

  • @bigdawg7718
    @bigdawg7718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    11:55 18 blushed when 16 said “Yes, but I like you.”

    • @TronicSSJ07
      @TronicSSJ07 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      11:54

  • @RznBran
    @RznBran ปีที่แล้ว +67

    “It’s my choice to make” the writing for this show is top fucking tier

    • @sphewandiso
      @sphewandiso หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ikr so much thought goes into that one line that represents a part of the androids character

  • @RubinNischara
    @RubinNischara 9 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Cell: "I'll take my time killing every person on this planet - even the mighty Goku."
    A16: "Would you care to repeat that you son of a bitch?"
    Made me laugh hard :D

    • @RubinNischara
      @RubinNischara 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** My bad

    • @botenjohn1752
      @botenjohn1752 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** could you please explain to me why this line from A16 is funny? Thx

    • @TheQuadraticAttenuator
      @TheQuadraticAttenuator 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jeremy Zhang The second you have to explain why something is funny, it ceases to be. Not sure who that quote is from but it's true.

    • @Zarggg
      @Zarggg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jeremy Zhang In the original anime, Android 16 was programmed by Dr. Gero for the singular purpose of killing Goku. This is played up here as if it were a point of pride. Only A16 gets to kill Goku, dammit.

    • @PhysicsGuy1000
      @PhysicsGuy1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kris, The Quadratic Attenuator!
      *The Joker, XD*
      *"If you have to explain the joke, there is no joke!"*

  • @cobyhowell7032
    @cobyhowell7032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2821

    Piccolo: “He’s from the future”
    Android 17: “Oh yeah and I’m a park ranger”
    Toei Animation: Let’s take that idea

    • @pnaixe
      @pnaixe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      hes already a park ranger at dbz, I think they showed it on one of the movies

    • @tandafadel1127
      @tandafadel1127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      At the end of the buu Saga 17 was already a park ranger.

    • @mcgvoid6704
      @mcgvoid6704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Fuck, you beat me to it

    • @lameass.channel
      @lameass.channel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He is a park ranger in db super too

    • @lordbeerus6435
      @lordbeerus6435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Potato SnipeZ yeah dbs was not made before this

  • @kidweird9739
    @kidweird9739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    “GENTLEMEN ITS BEEN A PRIVILEGE FIGHTING NEXT TO YOU” nails the best character we can’t see

  • @chuchulainn9275
    @chuchulainn9275 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The playing of "Nearer My God to Thee" as Piccolo sinks is genius.

  • @joshuahendricks9558
    @joshuahendricks9558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    It's insane how compelling and entertaining TFS has made all the androids.

    • @averageplayers5288
      @averageplayers5288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s one of the reasons Season 3 of DBZA is my favorite. The Androids are so well written.

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Especially 16

    • @Jose-se9pu
      @Jose-se9pu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Original manga:
      17: annoying brat
      18: hot chick
      Seriousky, TFS did an amazing job.

  • @kawinkawin
    @kawinkawin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    Cell's semi-perfect form really is that awkward midstage evolution that all 3 stage pokemon have

    • @PiticlisTheBreather
      @PiticlisTheBreather 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hi gramps

    • @cellandbuuaremyfavoritedbz1542
      @cellandbuuaremyfavoritedbz1542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YES LAMO LOL

    • @kawinkawin
      @kawinkawin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@PiticlisTheBreather Pokemon is a continuing franchise that hasn't changed at all, how does referencing a common thing in it make me "gramps?"

    • @PiticlisTheBreather
      @PiticlisTheBreather 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kawinkawin your pfp is from king hassan who is also called gramps lol

    • @kawinkawin
      @kawinkawin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PiticlisTheBreather oooooooh! Ok

  • @Doomlerious
    @Doomlerious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

    17: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG???
    16: I was waiting to see how things played out.
    17: Was that sarcasm...?
    16: I am not programmed for sarcasm.
    17: I'm proud of you...

    • @Melmeltheclown
      @Melmeltheclown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Proud Brobot

    • @Mashu_achbard
      @Mashu_achbard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best part

    • @stevendemel5233
      @stevendemel5233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      17: proud brother noises

    • @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
      @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Android 16 is so human, a peaceful compassionate introvert, loves animals very much, he only wants to hurt one or a few people at all, such a gentle giant, so sensitive, he reminds me of my friend with autism

    • @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
      @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      09:54 Cell's Goku Moment XD

  • @Gu5A2
    @Gu5A2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I will never stop laughing at the sheer distress as piccolo screams nail gun

  • @takahata101
    @takahata101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3932

    Quick reminder that it hasn't been "4 Months" since the last episode.
    We released History of Trunks (over 25 minutes in length) last month!
    JUST THOUGH I WOULD REMIND YOU ;D

    • @DietPropharah
      @DietPropharah 9 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      You do an awesome cell sir, keep up the great work.

    • @donovanng8797
      @donovanng8797 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Well, this episode was worth the wait, you guys are doing great!

    • @alias588
      @alias588 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      takahata101 I didn't forget. Also I loved that video, thanks for making it for us. :)

    • @Hootihootie
      @Hootihootie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      takahata101 The audio is messed up on this for Kami, since it seems nobody noticed.

    • @FinalFlash1000
      @FinalFlash1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      takahata101 One question. Last episode and in this one Piccolo's attack is named light granade right! If not what is the name ,sometimes its hard to hear things accurate.

  • @info1709
    @info1709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    "Any LAST last effords?"
    "just one.... NAIL GUN"
    Freakin hil ari ous

    • @eniyeesarah117
      @eniyeesarah117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Any LAST last ditch efforts"

  • @Lee-bm2tp
    @Lee-bm2tp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Piccolo wasn't alone, he spent everyday with his two best friends who lived inside his head!

    • @darkdrago214
      @darkdrago214 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Crystal Penix yup his best friends are one a stranger and two someone who tried to kill him and who he tried to kill that sounds pretty lonely

    • @markv6467
      @markv6467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Dark Drago21 If that doesnt sound like two best friends, then I dont know what type of people you have been dealing with

    • @violajackson6885
      @violajackson6885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Along with a pool table and apps

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Viola Jackson he should get space TH-cam.
      The joke is that there’s a space everything even Facebook.

    • @Kovugamez
      @Kovugamez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like Deadpool

  • @thekiller989
    @thekiller989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I really appreciate the fact that Nail's voice comes out of my left headphone and Kami's voice from my right. Makes it seem like you're Piccolo and the two of them are talking in your ear.

  • @frozenquasar1309
    @frozenquasar1309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

    "I was not ready for today"
    2020's motto

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I don't think ANY of us were

    • @BeastTobics
      @BeastTobics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah no, yeah yeah yeah no

    • @sonoffreyr8022
      @sonoffreyr8022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This could also apply to 2021

    • @TallTrees420
      @TallTrees420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same with 9:07

    • @RRKW97
      @RRKW97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Laughs in 2022

  • @dragonslayergu1161
    @dragonslayergu1161 8 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    I feel like in this parody series, cell's sexual preference is EVERYTHING

    • @shiningdarkness400
      @shiningdarkness400 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      As omnisexual as but far more perverted than Dumplin' and Puddin'

    • @dragonslayergu1161
      @dragonslayergu1161 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes, definately

    • @FazzSatoshi
      @FazzSatoshi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      DragonSlayerGU He's like Alucard: There's no one alive who can comprehend it.

    • @pixeltreason2968
      @pixeltreason2968 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DragonSlayerGU even waffles?

    • @TheSuperScorpionKing
      @TheSuperScorpionKing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fraser Smith
      ESPECIALLY waffles.

  • @Matrix11BS
    @Matrix11BS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

    Piccolo: He's from the future
    17: yeah and I'm a park ranger
    Toriyama: *Sinister Smile*

  • @ShamanTheMartyr
    @ShamanTheMartyr ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Cell: "Got another one in you?😅"
    16: "STOP IT!!" 😂

  • @mattlion6312
    @mattlion6312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Piccolo tried so hard to make “Nail Gun” a thing

  • @BakeBMDeezy
    @BakeBMDeezy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    When Trunks tries to stop Cell from absorbing 18, I really hope Vegeta says,
    Vegeta: So what're you doing?
    Trunks: What am I doing?
    Vegeta: What're you doing?
    Trunks: Nothing much.
    Vegeta: Thwarting his plans?!
    Trunks: "Thwarting his plans?"
    Vegeta: ARE YOU?!

    • @chibidark321
      @chibidark321 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      BakeBMDeezy lol this NEEDS to happen :3

    • @MrMobiusfan
      @MrMobiusfan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      BakeBMDeezy
      Trunks: "Yes."
      Vegeta: "Hmm. Good work."

    • @thomaskraus7077
      @thomaskraus7077 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh my god yes

    • @shadygamer9388
      @shadygamer9388 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Holy fuck make this a thing

    • @tristanbagley3593
      @tristanbagley3593 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

  • @novum574
    @novum574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Android 16: "This Cell is Comprised of 10.78% of Son goku's DNA...These paramaters *ARE ACCEPTABLE*
    Badass level x3

    • @hush7359
      @hush7359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@karentookthekids1032 yeah kinda cringing for no reason but you do you

    • @TheIrelander95
      @TheIrelander95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly one of my favourite lines in DBZA 😁

  • @portal1329
    @portal1329 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    Everyone says that Picollo's line "It means god. Now bow." Goes hard but sixteen saying "This speciemen is comprised of 10.67% Goku. These perameters, are acceptable" Goes infinitely harder and no one can convince me otherwise

    • @Lucpastink
      @Lucpastink 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      True

    • @deivegg6639
      @deivegg6639 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yessir

    • @BigWhiskey09
      @BigWhiskey09 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      What about
      Cell: "I can see a light"
      16: "Walk toward it!"

  • @welon17
    @welon17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    16: "Rocket Punch"
    17: "That is so cool!"
    I'm just like 17 when I see stuff that other people find silly and I'm just like: "That's so freaking cool!"

    • @serruriaflorida9608
      @serruriaflorida9608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Women just don't get how cool it's the rocket punch.

    • @nemogd7991
      @nemogd7991 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like seriously! ITS A ROCKET PUNCH! HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK ITS COOL?

    • @welon17
      @welon17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nemogd7991 I know! It's a punch, whih is totally cool! AND a Rocket, whic makes it double cool!

  • @thenobodyfromut7330
    @thenobodyfromut7330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    17: FORGET KILLING SON GOKU
    16: LET'S NOT GET CRAZY

  • @sammym2426
    @sammym2426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    It's taken me nearly 4 years to realise that the music playing when Nail says "it's been an honour" is from the scene with the Titanic's musicians during the sinking.

    • @DarthMercanto
      @DarthMercanto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sammy M Nearer My God, To Thee

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow I can't imagine how many other references you've missed then. A minimum of half at the very least.

    • @lethumsibi1208
      @lethumsibi1208 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could have used the Canadian caption

  • @Hello_my_name_is_goku
    @Hello_my_name_is_goku 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    10:47 accurate representation of people feel while seeing a rocket punch 🙌

  • @Thoregor
    @Thoregor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Man, 16 was a fucking beast in this episode.

    • @tonys7524
      @tonys7524 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thoregor Did you never see the original or something?

    • @Thoregor
      @Thoregor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      BoredOfYou I never got past the Frieza's death on Namek, the show stopped there in my country, but I know the story and what's gonna happen in the whole series from the internet.

    • @deleonmcfly8607
      @deleonmcfly8607 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thoregor I know that feel

    • @afroman6725
      @afroman6725 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thoregor Freeza didnt die on namek

    • @lshanksy1
      @lshanksy1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Robert Thomas Well he "died", anyone who seen that far prolly woulda assumed he was dead

  • @Isildun9
    @Isildun9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Cell: I'll take my time killing everyone on this planet. Even the mighty Son-Goku.
    Android 16: Would you care to repeat that, you son of a bitch?!
    Probably my favorite moment of this episode, along with when Piccolo was sinking and the final band song from Titanic was playing.

    • @JacobLozano-mr8ll
      @JacobLozano-mr8ll 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mike Brammer and when goku convinces Gohan not to go

    • @yorhaalm
      @yorhaalm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Um, Is it just me, Or did TFS predicted what #17 would be in Super at 1:21?

    • @mandospiegel8994
      @mandospiegel8994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mathew _The Will of change_ Azumika No. Android 17 was a park ranger in the Buu Saga.

  • @johnmartinez631
    @johnmartinez631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I love how each version of cell has a different personality to a certain extent, wether in the official version or abridged; imperfect cell is creepy and talks like a sexual deviant or rapist. Semi-perfect cell talks like a possessive boyfriend to 18 and is whiny like Vegeta if doesn't get what he wants. Perfect cell has a deep sexual tension with goku and let's face it is arrogant no if it's in the parody or official anime and manga.

  • @TheRangaTanGaming
    @TheRangaTanGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Cell gives me Freddy Krueger vibes. And I think that is just the perfect touch to his sheer psychotic nature

  • @nolsee1176
    @nolsee1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    10:00 That scream might be the funniest thing I've heard, seriously. Damn, this is perfect.

  • @MoneyistheAim
    @MoneyistheAim 9 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    I think Team Four Star's writing has gotten alot better since the early days so this series is very entertaining

    • @tonytonychopper7925
      @tonytonychopper7925 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Branden Long I think That they Have Taken A Lot Of Time To Make 1 Episode Which Will Make Me [and A Lot Of People] Get Boared Of It

    • @armashuvitz
      @armashuvitz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Branden Long They've ramped up the production value lately, but personally I miss the days when the series was more of a piss-take.

    • @tyfenrir
      @tyfenrir 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ya their writing and one liners are a lot better. They've always been great but you can tell over the years they have gotten so good at their characters and scripts.

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TonyTony Chopper Is that why you are back here the 1st day they upload a new one?

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TonyTony Chopper Is that why you are back here the 1st day they upload a new one?

  • @Edits_Panic0
    @Edits_Panic0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    8:25 Probably the most badass line in this series, along with Piccolo's "now bow".

    • @kevinkaslana9060
      @kevinkaslana9060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      16 was really like "You wanna run that by me again?" and just CLOCKED Cell's ass!

    • @banshee46
      @banshee46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dunno. "These parameters are acceptable" was pretty fantastic.

  • @emkerr90
    @emkerr90 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Revisiting this arc years after the fact, I just wanna shout out how thorough and excellent these captions are. Your efforts are seen and appreciated.