Guru: "Naaaiiilll...I saw a bird...It was pretty...Kick its ass." Android 16: "Negative, Nail. No birds will be harmed. Only Son Goku." Guru: "NAAAIIILLL." Nail: "What?" Guru: "Turn this "Goku" into a bird."
oliver neale Nail: how big of a TV? Guru: 72" plasma. Nail: Do you want 3D capability? Guru: NOOOOOO, that is a stupid f$#king gimmick AND EVERYONE KNOWS IIIIIITTTTTT!
I had a patient actually say that to me while I was in the middle of finishing up a surgery that should have saved his life. I was so pissed when he died just as we closed him up and the code team wheeling in the code cart. We had to open him back up and remove the organ once we had clearance from trilium on the phone.
My favorite line in the series, that I really feel is super unappreciated: Dende: "I know of one person...he is said to have led our people through the great drought. It was said to be terrible." Gohan: "The drought?" Dende: "No...."
@@Basch152 That makes no sense since its implied to be an event that happened long ago and Dende hadn't met Guru at this point. Not to mention he used the word it instead of he. So he was referring to an event not a person.
@@THENemesisXX99how do you not follow what is being said? dende didn't say it was terrifying for him, he says "it is said that it was terrifying", so what you said makes literally no sense. they're CLEARLY making a joke about it being terrifying because of guru's personality
Nail: "Sir, we.. Uh.. We don't have a Television." Super Kami Guru:"Nail, gather the rest of the Dragon Balls and wish for a Plasma TV." Nail: "Lord Guru, that would be a grievious misuse of their powers." Super Kami Guru: "I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head."
If there's any justice in the world someone will show him TFS's so he can give them official permission to make their DBZA series if they ever wanted to un-cancel their ending of the series.
@@Nomorectrax They can still make Abridged Episodes... they were struggling to make good comedic episodes... like BoJack they have that movie done it’s just not good or funny to them
Super Kami Guru: Nail! There is an albino namekian behind you...kill it like the rest. Krillin: Uh, actually...I'm from earth. Super Kami Guru: .......kill it like the rest.
I still find it hilarious how even Frieza appreciates how good of a snap-back "Did you try working the shaft?" is. One of the few moments where even TFS Frieza is actually pretty chill.
Luckygirl well Guru is the last of the original namekians, so when he was younger, and I mean MUCH younger he was most likely around the same strength as the Nameless Namekian, so he would probably be around the strength of semi-perfect Cell, and fussing with Kami he could of possibly take on Perfect Cell
I can't wait to be 70+, call my grandson screaming his name on whole house like an idiot, tell him that I saw bird on sky... that's all you can go back, follow that with "I always wanted to do that", he asks "tf why?" and finish with... "sit down grandson, imma tell you a story". And at the next day I'll ask him why the fuck aren't you still at least at 30 episode of DBZA?
Super Kami Guru : "Now show him the spirit of Namek" Nail : Yes, sir ! Follow me! [to Freeza] Super Kami Guru : Fool, If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance. LOOOOL
Guru: yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't really like any of you. Except him. *kid crushed by dragonball* Guru: HAHAHAHAHaHa- oh god actually dying this time!
Frieza: Well I require some "technical assistance". I've aquired what you people refer to as "dragon balls", but I'm having some trouble getting them to do what I want. Nail: Did ya TRY working the shaft? Frieza: *pissed* Classy.
Super Kami Guru: "NAIIILLLL do we have a visitor?" Nail: Yes Sir! Super Kami Guru: Naiiillll, take his coat. Frieza: I don't have a coat.. Nail: He doesn't have a coat sir, and I think this is the man who basically killed our entire race. Super Kami Guru: Nail, don't take his coat... ALL HAIL SUPER KAMI GURU OR NAIL WONT TAKE YOUR COAT
Frieza: Good Lord!! I was led to believe your species survived entirely on water. HOW IS HE SO FAT?! Guru: Hello. I'm Super Kami Guru, and I'm the guy who's not judging you on your appearance. Makes me laugh every time 🤣
DJ mckendry i was level 48 when i was fighting him with my saiyain character but then i created a freiza form character and by time i got to him i was lvl 75 so i bet him withen 10 mins
Wouldn't it be great if this were a full on sitcom? Three's Company ft. Nail, Dende and Guru. Just the three of them. And Guru's endless abusing of the Dragon Balls, Nail trying to keep him in control, and Dende secretly plotting to take over the world.
guru "nail naaaiillll naaaaiiiiillll" piccolo "i think he's looking 4 u" nail "do not tell him im HERE" guru "nail i can sense yooouuu" nail "do not make eye contact"
Naiiiiiiiiiil ! Naaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiil ! I saw a fish. That's all Naiiiiiiiiil ! I saw a bird. It was pretty. Naaaaaaaaaail ! Stop making out with your boyfrieeend ! Nanananana Dende ! Dende ! Dende ! (Nail's here) Naaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiil ! Super Kami Guru is the most hilarious character of DBZ Abridged, I laugh E-VERY-TIME
"NAAAIIILLL...what does he want?" "He's asking how to use the dragon balls." "Did you tell him to work the shaft?" "Yes, Lord Guru." "Good work, Nail." Fucking died XD
Super Kami Guru-"Please, Nail isnt afraid of you. He is the strongest of our race!" Freezer-"Oh really?" Nail-"Uh, sir?!" Super Kami Guru- "Yeah, Nails gonna destroy your sorry ass! They wouldn't be able to air it on the news because it would be so brutal!" Nail- "Sir, seriously" Super Kami Guru-" Hush Nail, Im speaking for you." Freezer-"Well then if this is the only course of action AVAILABLE for me, I Accept. Ill dispatch of this worm and them ill be back for you, Slug" Super Kami Guru- "Leave my brother out of this!" Nail- "Sir, his power is overwhelming! I can also sense thats only a fraction of what he's capable of!" Super Kami Guru- "Nail, listen to me. You are Nammacks #1 son, a prodigy child. You have been trained in the ancient ways. I believe in you." Nail-"You really mean that, Lord Guru?" Super Kami Guru- " Yes Nail, now show him the staggering spirit of Nammack, and waste his smug ass!" Nail-"Yes sir! *Turns to Freezer* Follow me!" *Flies off* Super Kami Guru-"Fool. If he was trained in the NEW way, he might of stood a chance" Favorite part lol
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You’ve attained “legendary” status when your “best of” compilation is EVERY SCENE you’re in.
We salute you, Super Kami Guru.
OMG UR RIGHT😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say"
Nappa 🤝 Super Kami Guru
Being amazing in every scene they're in
@@goldenhydreigon4727 I love Napa, but Guru is an undefeated mood.
Mr super kami guru
"Nail, there's a albino namekian standing behind you....kill it like the rest"
"Actually, I'm from earth"
"......kill it like the rest!"
Were the albinos just humans
Goddamn had me cracking up all day today
i cant keep a straight face while quoting that line I always crack up
thanks doc
@@skymaster8416 Probably, but it could also mean that they killed any Earth visitors in the past too.
"Oh God...NATURAL LIGHT!"
Every Gamer Ever-2016
"I saw a bird, it was pretty.....Kick its ass."
Zeno Z-Zeno-sama!!!! I didn't know you would be here today **bows**
Zeno+
Zeno It was.....interesting.
Zeno Yeah.
Guru: "Naaaiiilll...I saw a bird...It was pretty...Kick its ass."
Android 16: "Negative, Nail. No birds will be harmed. Only Son Goku."
Guru: "NAAAIIILLL."
Nail: "What?"
Guru: "Turn this "Goku" into a bird."
omg this is so fucking underrated
Best conversation ever. XD
omg XD
NAAAAILLL COLLECT THE DRAGON BALLS TO TURN THIS GOKU INTO A BIIRRDDDDDD.
Lol it fits so well
"Sincerely, your evil half" - Super kami guru to Lord Slug.
this would explain a lot
Why is Super Kami Guru alive? Because Lord slug isn't canooooooon
@@raikaria3090Every movie in the TFS universe is canon
Og DBZ doesn't make the movies canon
'i do not know what this Yamcha is, but it sounds dissapointing' xDDDD i died here
Puipuia Chawngte
lmao same
Because yamcha is depressing
Who remembers when Yamaha was the strongest character
The Kfc Ranger
No he was still weaker than goku even when goku was a child. He only lost to yamcha because he was hungry.
Yamcha should be a synonym for dissapointment.
'NAIIIL.. what does he want?'
'He's asking how to use the Dragon Balls!'
'Did you tell him to work the shaft?'
'Yes Lord Guru!'
'Good work Nail.'
One of the best lines
"I'll miss use my hand upside your head!"
'Nail... prepare to retrieve the Dragon Ball...
and the body.'
just don't steal the tv... NAIIIIIIIIIL gather the rest of the dragon balls and wish for a plasma tv
oliver neale
Nail: how big of a TV?
Guru: 72" plasma.
Nail: Do you want 3D capability?
Guru: NOOOOOO, that is a stupid f$#king gimmick AND EVERYONE KNOWS IIIIIITTTTTT!
"Mr. Guru sir, my friend Krillin told me that you can help us by touching me"
Guru: "Do I look Catholic to you?"
lmao
I need an adult
I AM AN ADULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@andrew-coronel-9016 is it messed up that I read this in super kami guru's voice?
@@Garynumber33 I know and it sounds funny as I read it in Guru's.
Imagine if guru said do i look like a priest.
“i’m about to misuse my hand upside your heeeeeeeead!”
i’m gonna start using that 😂
@@GibboFrank "Naillllll!!"
The only way it would be better is if he said "I'm about to GRIEVOUSLY misuse my hand upside your head! "
“Oh god. Global warming. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIILL!” I DIED ON THAT PART
I KNOW, IT'S GREAT!!
My all time favorite part of abridged
Without question one of the top 5 lines of the series.
Mine is the "That's how old I am!"
Gets me everytime 😆
Title: the best of super kami guru
Content: every second of SKG
+AdrianGuys
Well if the glove fits...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
+AdrianGuys LOL
Tyler Miller
+Blin de fant
Present
"Do I look catholic to you" 😂
That made me laugh, and I AM catholic
Nisselak hahahhahahahahahahahhah
I'm Catholic and I approve Super Kami Gurus wisdom.
Odd Strawberry “i am an aduuuuuuuuuuuulllllt”-super kami gruu
I didn't get that.
Frieza: How is he so fat!?
Guru: Oh, Hello there, I'm Super Kami Guru, and I'm the person who's *NOT* judging you by your appearance.
Frieza had a good question though
100th like.
@@Codenamedragon261517:02 we even get closure from all the water and blame he threw around 😂
@@Codenamedragon2615 he caused an entire planetary drought, imagine a guy eating so much food he causes world hunger.
“I need an adult...”
“I AMM AN ADULTTTT!”
This gets me every time 😂
So funny
It’s such an amazing running joke
"I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon.... Would be a reaaaal dick move to die right now"
**proceeds to croak and die** 😂
I had a patient actually say that to me while I was in the middle of finishing up a surgery that should have saved his life.
I was so pissed when he died just as we closed him up and the code team wheeling in the code cart.
We had to open him back up and remove the organ once we had clearance from trilium on the phone.
@@tprime2702 real dick move.
@@tprime2702 Imagine he died just to fuck with you
Even Vegeta was disturbed by how the Namekians killed Super Kami Guru
My favorite line in the series, that I really feel is super unappreciated:
Dende: "I know of one person...he is said to have led our people through the great drought. It was said to be terrible."
Gohan: "The drought?"
Dende: "No...."
TheRealBitterbub I never understood it
@@lazthaswag443 He's referring to the genocide of the albino namekians
@@THENemesisXX99 no, he's referring to guru's absurd personality, it was terrible being led through the drought by him
@@Basch152 That makes no sense since its implied to be an event that happened long ago and Dende hadn't met Guru at this point. Not to mention he used the word it instead of he. So he was referring to an event not a person.
@@THENemesisXX99how do you not follow what is being said?
dende didn't say it was terrifying for him, he says "it is said that it was terrifying", so what you said makes literally no sense.
they're CLEARLY making a joke about it being terrifying because of guru's personality
"Sucks about your family dende"
"We went over this"
"U know who else lost their family... Batman"
"Dadaddadadadadadadada DENDEEE"
Dendeee
Guru
Dendeeeee
Nail's here
Naaaaaaiiiiilllll
+AlexDeGhost Naiiiiil NAIIIIIIIIIIL I saw a fish
+Mn 9099 naiiiil I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kicks its ass
+mikeydfas9 do care to repeat that you son of a bitch?! android 16
Man i would love to see android 16 react to guru when he said that
"I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon.
...would be a _real_ dick move to die right now..."
Kills me every time.
And super kami guru
Nail: "Sir, we.. Uh.. We don't have a Television."
Super Kami Guru:"Nail, gather the rest of the Dragon Balls and wish for a Plasma TV."
Nail: "Lord Guru, that would be a grievious misuse of their powers."
Super Kami Guru: "I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head."
Wait so Guru Stopped breathing and died just to be an A-hole? That's hilarious...*And we will quote everything he says!*
Yeah, everyone in the comments quote him lol
+Alex I Gaming nàaaaaaiiiiiiiiiilllllllll I saw a bird
Charles Wright It was pretty.
+LSSJ OrangeLightning kick its ass
+Charles Wright naaaaaiiiilll. I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
I feel like this is how Akira Toriyama would have preferred to portray this entire series
you think he watched this series?
@@TheAllSeeingEye2468 he is the one who allowed it to be uploaded, so I think so.
If there's any justice in the world someone will show him TFS's so he can give them official permission to make their DBZA series if they ever wanted to un-cancel their ending of the series.
@@davidlarkin1040 wait Fr
Toryiyama allowed them
So y didn’t they continue the series
@@Nomorectrax They can still make Abridged Episodes... they were struggling to make good comedic episodes... like BoJack they have that movie done it’s just not good or funny to them
best of guru=all of guru
Is this really all guru? Legit asking I don't know
+leena Isis It left out one scene.
Indeed sir
true
so true
The fact that in the abridged universe, Slug is the GOOD half of super kami guru is just horrifying
Guru's death was brilliant. Screaming Nail till the end.
Still the funniest Abridged character.. Runner up is Nappa.
I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say
+Lohgan Joseph in funny category 1 nappa 2 guru 3 popo
+Rated- M why did u put the rapist in the list?! put goku or the insane vegeta
idk cell can give guru a run for his money
I hope they have ghost nappa and ghost guru skits together
Super Kami Guru: Nail! There is an albino namekian behind you...kill it like the rest.
Krillin: Uh, actually...I'm from earth.
Super Kami Guru: .......kill it like the rest.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Derp 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why does he hate albinos so much?!
😂😂😂😂😂
Darth Zayder X watch the whole series and you’ll get it
Guru: See? this is why we need TV!
Dende: Why?
Guru: NANANANANANANANA DENDEEEE. NANANANANANANANA DENDEEEEE, DENDEEEE
Dende: Guru...
Guru: DENDEEE
Dende: Nail's here...
Guru: *NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL*
Ricardo Olveira your other comment was funny ass hell
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!!!!!!!
17:20 This was definitely my favorite part, just the way he screams Nail out. xD
I still find it hilarious how even Frieza appreciates how good of a snap-back "Did you try working the shaft?" is. One of the few moments where even TFS Frieza is actually pretty chill.
Oh god, he's been reborn in Dende
No... Super Kami Dende.
yukineswan think I'll stick with Little Green
Valmaxian Elven God *slap you*
When your reply gets almost twice as many likes as my comment xD
Dende should treat Krillin as his nail
KRILLLLLLLLLLLINNNNNN!!!! I saw a bird, it was pretty kick it's ass
SuperKamiGuru- Oh oh Right I stopped my heart for a couple minutes there, OH GOD GLOBAL WARMING NAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL-
Lordendermen NNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLĹLLLL
Never gets old 😂😂
I wonder what would have happened if Piccolo fused with Guru.
a season and a half
Luckygirl well Guru is the last of the original namekians, so when he was younger, and I mean MUCH younger he was most likely around the same strength as the Nameless Namekian, so he would probably be around the strength of semi-perfect Cell, and fussing with Kami he could of possibly take on Perfect Cell
Luckygirl he'd be full God.
Piccolo would most likely have around the same strength as Perfect Cell if he fused with Guru, in addition to Kami and Nail.
Powerful, but he'd have to live with Guru's voice in his head as well as Nail and Kami.
Kami: NAIL! I saw a bird... It was pretty... Kick it's ass...
Nail: **exasperated sigh**
Good thing 16 was still asleep and off-planet. Otherwise, he might have almost rewrote his program to target Super Kami Guru.
I can't wait to be 70+, call my grandson screaming his name on whole house like an idiot, tell him that I saw bird on sky... that's all you can go back, follow that with "I always wanted to do that", he asks "tf why?" and finish with... "sit down grandson, imma tell you a story". And at the next day I'll ask him why the fuck aren't you still at least at 30 episode of DBZA?
I showed this to my nephew and he seemed to love it but he also seemed to love Salad Fingers but then it started getting really dark so I turn it off.
@@parker469a my guy. Like I know we watched salad fingers when we were little but look where it got us
You can tell him that it was pretty and he need to kick its ass
Naiiiiil!!! Have you finished the Celllll arc yet?
@@kakroom3407 No sir, it's only been 2 hours since I stared the show
Super Kami Guru : "Now show him the spirit of Namek"
Nail : Yes, sir ! Follow me! [to Freeza]
Super Kami Guru : Fool, If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
LOOOOL
This line deserves the Nobel Prize in literature.
"I'm about to misuse my hand over your head", this one killed me......
I use it everyday with my friends
Ali Almahdi my hand "upside" your head* not over
Guru VS Popo would be a close match. Guru hasn't shown his full power yet.
Blox CrafterFTW Lord Popo would probably use Pecking Order to win.
Nah. They're secretly twins and Guru is the stronger one, but doesn't like showing his power like Popo.
you know
nappa doesn't like to show off
Blox CrafterFTW ummm no one wins....they both get soms toast and a plasma tv
I feel like they would just get into a trash talking contest.
"Big green!, get in here!"
"What is it lord guru"
"I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek"
“I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE! NOW CLEAN MY JOWLS!”
Literally the line I clicked this for
Every party needs a pooper. That's why they invited you
Lord Guru...
And so I tell him, I don't care who you are! Now clean my jowels! And that was Nail's first day on the job.
nananananana Dende...
silverchicken20 party pooper
;v
Guru: yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't really like any of you. Except him.
*kid crushed by dragonball*
Guru: HAHAHAHAHaHa- oh god actually dying this time!
naaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiilllll... NAAAAAAAAAAIIIILLLLL!!!
What is it lord Guru?
I saw a fish.
I saw a fish. That is all
I saw a bird
It was pretty
KICK ITS AAAAASSSS
Gather the dragon balls and wish for a plasma TV.
He says "the son of Katat has passed", then later when Dende says Katat to Frieza it means "Douche" lol
He said pethat to frieza
This dude cracks me up. This how you voice a character. I hate that he's only in this saga.
They bring him back in HFIL. He makes Raditz his new Nail 😅
@@thugvida 😂😂😂
@thugvida "Guru, how did you die?" "CANCEL CULTURE"
I sawwww a bird... it was pretty. Kick its aassss!
TriEdgedPrism 16 would hate Super Kami Guru's guts A LOT....lol
Vados that would be a funny interaction
Frieza: I'll be back for you later slug.
Guru:Leave my brother out of this!
Can't believe I didn't didn't get it till just now
oh god. NATURAL LIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!
GOOD LORD! I was lead to believe your species survived entorely in water! How is he so FAT?!
+Mr. Fan of everything Oh, hello, I'm Super Kami Guru, and I'm the guy who's NOT judging you on your appearance
+Mr. Fan of everything Oh, hello, I'm Super Kami Guru, and I'm the guy who's NOT judging you on your appearance
GLOBAL WARMING!?!? NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*NAAAAIIIIILLLLL
I love how dende’s hidden potential was being more sassy
Never realized it
"It was me" "How?!" "I drank it!" "What?!?!" "HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT SO FAT?!"
if only we could see guru's reaction to super kami dende
yes sooooo true
NAIL, I shall henceforth be known as. SUPER MEGA KAMI GURU
Brugar18 Can I call you Guru for short?
I think they might be the same entity.
Brugar18 SUPER KAMI MEGA DENDE GURU
I'm Super Kami Guru and you will quote everything i say.
Yes sir
I'm Super Kami Guru and you will quote everything i say.
Mod X super kami guru approves
Mod X Mod dadadadadadadada dendaeeee
Mod X Mod "I'm Super Kami Guru and you will quote everything i say." -Super Kami Guru.
this should be a try not to laugh challenge
Kms2nite Jomm Right!? 😂😂😂
Chances of failing challenge: Over 9000
No that would be impossible 😂
I'd fail at "I saw a fish." 😂😂
I laugh at the first joke about the drought
"NAAAAAAIL come and MAAAAAAAIL this for me"
4:02
"I'm about to misuse my hand upside your Head"
Kill me now lol
Best of guru... More like every scene he is in. Thats how good this character was.
"I stopped my heart for a couple minutes there. Oh, god. *Global warming? NOOOOOO!*"
*NAIIIIILLLL!!*
NAAAAIIIL
Its actually
"NNNNAAAAAIIIILLLL"
Look at the caption
Bro just reminding you of this gem
He is hilarious and we will quote everything he says!
+Andrew Shuboy Guru Is Love... Guru Is Life. Lol
WHAT IF POPO AND GURU MEET😂😂😶
It would be the end of the world
- NAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLL
HA!!! He'll be missed.
3:10 - Arguably his best line
I have a bitch of an itch on my left as cheak😂
15:42 I can't stop replaying!! I'm dead!
DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT
NNNNNAAAAAAAIIILLL
Every party needs a pooper thats why they invited you. Party poooper. Party poooper
Mark Martinez Lord Guru...
Why are you still hereeeeeee???
Nail NNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:45 "did you tell him to work the shaft?" best line ever!!!!
Frieza: Well I require some "technical assistance". I've aquired what you people refer to as "dragon balls", but I'm having some trouble getting them to do what I want. Nail: Did ya TRY working the shaft? Frieza: *pissed* Classy.
Nail: Well sir if your having a problem with our customer support you can call 1(800)EAT-A-DICK. Guru: WE DONT EVEN HAVE THOSE!!!! XD
The genuine appreciation for Nail.
"I'll call you Big Green!"
"Call me that again and I'll snap your neck!"
"Big Greeen, get in here!"
"Do I look Catholic to you?"
That's horrible, I love it.
I love how they improve Guru’s voice.
Super Kami Guru: "NAIIILLLL do we have a visitor?"
Nail: Yes Sir!
Super Kami Guru: Naiiillll, take his coat.
Frieza: I don't have a coat..
Nail: He doesn't have a coat sir, and I think this is the man who basically killed our entire race.
Super Kami Guru: Nail, don't take his coat...
ALL HAIL SUPER KAMI GURU OR NAIL WONT TAKE YOUR COAT
lwr me put up war face hmmm (-_-) now yours (-_-) needs work
+Enderman996 need's work
+moin sabri needs*
Did you try working the shaft
+Tengushadow777 Classy...
you know why Dende was not scared of Mr. Popo? Because he was used to this guy.
A shame they never met
Hush Nail, I am speaking for you.. :D
Frieza: Good Lord!! I was led to believe your species survived entirely on water. HOW IS HE SO FAT?!
Guru: Hello. I'm Super Kami Guru, and I'm the guy who's not judging you on your appearance.
Makes me laugh every time 🤣
Guru : How do you think I got so fat?
Best lines of this series:
"NAAAAIIIIIL"
That is all.
And “DAMMIT NAPPA!!!”?
how can guru see a bird and a fish with his eyes closed????
aguy654 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllll
just don't steal the tv... NAIIIIIIIL gather the rest of the dragon balls and wish for a plasma tv!!
that's super kami guru
Real question HOW DID HE SEE A FISH
Mrporkchop 69 How the hell does he know what Canada is
Do I look catholic to you ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I do not know what this yamcha is but it sounds disappointing" hahah got me dying 😂😂😂
Same 😂😂😂
"Lord Guru, we have another traveler from Earth."
"Oh, don't tell me you let him inside-"
"Hello, Mr. Guru!"
"OH GODDAMMIT!"
I love how when Guru is talking about Krillin's secret potential, the Metroid Prime 2 intro played in the background. 4:10
"OH GOD NATURAL LIGHT"
me after i get done fighting final form mira
The elite Squadron jeez man that fight wasn't hard
DJ mckendry i was level 48 when i was fighting him with my saiyain character but then i created a freiza form character and by time i got to him i was lvl 75 so i bet him withen 10 mins
I had a freiza race character, I forget the level at the time but I tell the very first time I went up against him, that f"ckbag was hard
Me after extreme malice
Me after trying em 20 for the thirtyith time
"Best of Super Kami Guru" so..... Every moment with Super Kami Guru
exactly😂
Super Kami Guru allows this.
lordfinchness can you name one BAD moment of Super kami guru
That's kinda the point I'm making in my comment lol
I think he means every moment is the best.
Wouldn't it be great if this were a full on sitcom? Three's Company ft. Nail, Dende and Guru. Just the three of them. And Guru's endless abusing of the Dragon Balls, Nail trying to keep him in control, and Dende secretly plotting to take over the world.
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And Vegeta dropping by occasionally to ruin the party
Omg that’ll probably be my favorite show!!! 😂😂😂
@@zagrrocks00aj29 Agreed. Someone make it happen! NAAAIL, make this show happen!
Yeah call it "Two And A Half Namekians.......And Dende And Naaaaaaiiilllllll"
"nail! Gather the dragon balls and wish for a local McDonald's, I'm in the mood for a kid's meal!" - super kami guru
"Do I look catholic to you?"
Best line in 2000 years.
"That would be a grievous missuse of their power"
"I'm about to missuse this hand upside your head"
It would be even funnier if he said grieviously misuse... 😂
guru "nail naaaiillll naaaaiiiiillll"
piccolo "i think he's looking 4 u"
nail "do not tell him im HERE"
guru "nail i can sense yooouuu"
nail "do not make eye contact"
Naiiiiiiiiiil ! Naaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiil ! I saw a fish. That's all
Naiiiiiiiiil ! I saw a bird. It was pretty.
Naaaaaaaaaail ! Stop making out with your boyfrieeend !
Nanananana Dende ! Dende ! Dende ! (Nail's here) Naaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiil !
Super Kami Guru is the most hilarious character of DBZ Abridged, I laugh E-VERY-TIME
NAAAAAAAAAAIL!!!!!!!!!
Nail: what is Lord guru?
I saw a fish.......that is all you can go back outside now
Nail: 'goes back outside" oh god this so horribly dull i wish something Excity would happen i dont care what it is
+Fluffle Candy NAIIIIIL I saw a bird kick its ass
Nail: ugh.....
"Hush Nail! I'm speaking for you." might be one of the funniest lines in this fandub.
5:00 People bitchin' about Daima "dEsTrOyInG dB lOrE" when even old DBZA put it out right in their face
you sound like youre projecting and just figured that out yourself 🤣
I really want to see a confrontation between Super Kami Guru and Mister Popo. Tfs style
With the the Minis they've been doing, anything is possible.
"NAAAIIILLL...what does he want?"
"He's asking how to use the dragon balls."
"Did you tell him to work the shaft?"
"Yes, Lord Guru."
"Good work, Nail."
Fucking died XD
8:34 But do u know who also lost his family? Batman. Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Dende...........Dende Dende😂😂😂😂
Guru...Nail's here.
😂
Naaiiill
I don't know who that is.
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This is why we need TV!!
"I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head." I love that line. I wanna be like this when I get old
"I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick its ass."
- Super Kami Guru
Guru: "Nail"
Nail: "What!"
Guru: "I saw a bird, it was pretty, kick its ass."
Super Kami Guru-"Please, Nail isnt afraid of you. He is the strongest of our race!"
Freezer-"Oh really?"
Nail-"Uh, sir?!"
Super Kami Guru- "Yeah, Nails gonna destroy your sorry ass! They wouldn't be able to air it on the news because it would be so brutal!"
Nail- "Sir, seriously"
Super Kami Guru-" Hush Nail, Im speaking for you."
Freezer-"Well then if this is the only course of action AVAILABLE for me, I Accept. Ill dispatch of this worm and them ill be back for you, Slug"
Super Kami Guru- "Leave my brother out of this!"
Nail- "Sir, his power is overwhelming! I can also sense thats only a fraction of what he's capable of!"
Super Kami Guru- "Nail, listen to me. You are Nammacks #1 son, a prodigy child. You have been trained in the ancient ways. I believe in you."
Nail-"You really mean that, Lord Guru?"
Super Kami Guru- " Yes Nail, now show him the staggering spirit of Nammack, and waste his smug ass!"
Nail-"Yes sir! *Turns to Freezer* Follow me!" *Flies off*
Super Kami Guru-"Fool. If he was trained in the NEW way, he might of stood a chance"
Favorite part lol
I don't know what this Yamcha is but it sounds disappointing.
I saw this right as it happened
Plot Twist: Frieza was an Albino Namekian that's why he was killing all of the Namekians
Apart from immortality he was gonna wish his entire race back
He wasn’t wrong about the whole Ginyu Squad being incredibly flamboyant
'Nail, quit making out with your boyfriend. I can hear it in here. It sounds like...' My favorite line in this vid.
Do I look catholic to YOUUUUU
This had me dying
Just imagine vegeta and nail being locked in a cell for 3 months with super kami guru and tfs nappa !!!!
@@killerpro6982 many people would die of laughter
"Oh God...NATURAL LIGHT!
me every morning
Good Lord, I was led to believe your species survived entirely on water, how is he so FAT?!
+NickTheEchidna Hello! I'm Super Kami Guru, and I'm not the one judging you by your appearance
Amir Rahimi well,my name is frieza,ruler of the entire galaxy.
Rest in peace Akira Toriyama
"I saw a bird...it was pretty...kick it's ass."
Gets me every. goddamn. time!