Hey everyone thanks for watching!! Don’t forget to Like this video (if you liked it 😝) it helps a lot!! Hope you are all well and looking after yourself and being sensible 🖤🖤🖤🖤
Thanks for uploading so much it brings me lot of joy learning from you during these hard times Thank you for educating us in a very fun and non gossipy kind of way it is really refreshing. You're videos have changed my makeup for the better !! Goodbye Instagram trends !!
Franzi Langenberg you should see his face when someone bakes their concealer!! I think a few years r shaved off his life every time he sees a “bake”!!!😂😂
Yes!!! I thought I had to be the only one who likes it because I never saw anyone mention it! I'd love him doing my makeup i imagine it would be very calming! Besides the fact that he's a fucking SNAC as well! 🤣😍
Yes!!! Also he has such a calming voice. Most people want Morgan Freeman to narrate their life story, or for some Samuel L Jackson. Not me I want Robert, and if he isn't available Paul Bettany.
Yet another T-Shirt idea. I'm telling you, Robert is a gold mine of material for printed Ts. Ooooh! And he just needs a little side eye caricature drawing or logo like thing. Fabulous 👏👏🖤🖤
I hate concealer, most brands are cakey and a weird color. There are like two concealers I used in my entire life I liked: Clarins pen and Milani fat pencil, this was a long time ago.
"Is this what they're teaching in make-up schools now?" My make-up teacher first day of classes after another student asks her why she wasn't wearing any make-up: I am wearing make-up! Just because I don't look like a melted down Polly Pocket! What is wrong with these young people with the best skin they're going to have in their whole life wanting to cover every last inch of it?! I blame The Instagram!
Omg, that poor girl at 7:15! 😱 First, she’s young, beautiful and she has perfect skin. She put half a bottle of foundation, half a bottle of concealer and 2 spoonfuls of powder on her! Why?!!
Nah, the video was actually cut I have seen that video and they actually put eyeshadow on her eyelid, he probably didn't see the part two of the video.
Eye primer really is the best way to make ur eye makeup last longer but not that much and without blending it to the skin, like 😐 primers still have moisture in them so packing on too much will not lead to better looking makeup. I personally prefer putting on a very light matte eye shadow after the eye primer if I want the shadow colors to pop.
I need a t-shirt that says, "Not to be rude, but you're the worst" 😂😂😂 Why is there so much garbage makeup on the interwebs?! I'm a broken record at this point, but thank YOU for being an honest, trustworthy professional (who also makes me laugh so much)! 🖤
Those side eyes you give when that women is being SLATHERED in foundations and concealers and powders... ded. That video made me want to go wash my face. 💟
I have an issue with feeling sticky, any part of my body, and when doing my makeup, theres a point where I've used a bit much product and feel sticky and genuinely have to take off the patch that I've used too much and start again. Yeah, didn't realise I could get secondhand sticky feelings. 😫
Vaseline is oily and oils break up make up. So vaseline can actually be used with make up, but only to get it off. In theaters the actors often use/used vaselin to get rid of the tons of make-up they wear. So: vaseline, yes, but only for getting off make-up. Not a good idea to mix it for wear. ^^
Funny cos people actually used to mix petroleum jelly and coal to make eyebrow gels long ago (that was when makeup products were very dangerous!😆 Pls don't do this.)
I have nightmares about my face after removing flat white stage makeup with vaseline for almost a month. It works really well but didn't help my teenage acne at all. That mascara isnt staying on that girls lashes. Shes going to have blury vision from that getting in her eyes.
emily j. Thanks!! I’m gonna give RawBeautyKristi a try. I like watching makeup videos minus all the drama. Plus Robert is such a professional, he’s a joy to watch
This is why it really bothers me when people say they want their makeup to hide the "textured parts" of their face. Y'all, your face has texture because it's made of skin. Stop trying to hide the fact that your face is made of skin and not plastic! Covering the texture of your skin with a million layers of concealer is completely absurd.
However anyone wants to look is no one else's business tbh. Makeup is supposed to make you feel better about yourself, and if hiding texture does that then that's all it is
So I decided to try the “hack” of using lots of eyelid primer. I’m 51, and as I’m aging, even though I do buy good skin care, my eyelids make me sad. They are discolored and the skin is thinning. I totally love makeup, especially eyeshadow. When I saw that hack, I was so excited. I did have that vague “TGTB true” feeling, but I did try it for almost a week. I say almost because I woke up on a Wednesday with my right eyelid grotesquely swollen and incredibly painful to even blink. Even my eye was red. Turns out there are tiny glands along where the eyelashes are. The excessive eyelid primer clogged these glands, even with thorough makeup removal at night, and I ended up with a severe infection. It all started with using excessive product. I’m telling everyone the truth when I say that Robert knows what he’s talking about. Please listen to and heed his advice.
I completely get what you're saying. I'm 39 and I have hooded eyes. I have tried to follow many of these gurus tips and seriously they are all flops for me. Robert's advice is actually real life
Chinatsu Goya Thank you so much for asking! I am definitely better, but my eyelid is still slightly tender. I’m still kicking myself for even doing that!
omg i live for robert's faces. it's like he starts to make a face and something in his brain tells him to act nice and he corrects himself, but you can't hide that look in his eyes. lol
As someone who is currently studying at a makeup academy, I can promise you, they absolutely do not teach us this kind of instagram stuff! The amount of product that they are using in these videos are insane.
First Huda didn’t really have the concealer in her lips before she lined her lips. Second, she has her lips done so she could of literally did anything and her lips were still going to look pouty and exactly the same.
@@loudwhispers6283 that's not blending. The product went into the sponge or got wiped out in the jump cut. That's way too much product to be blended in such a small place. Robert said himself most of the product went away
It’s not my fav look either and i personally wouldn’t get my lips done like that but there’s no reason to shame these people for what they like/look like.
I say embrace it and do natural/minimal make up. Caking on product will just make it look worse from my experience with experimenting with my own face.
colour correcting with neutralisers/colour correctors, a light layer of foundation and spot concealing with a cream concealer does wonders I’ve found, I’ve been learning this in my makeup course and practicing it on friends with those issues and the less is more method really works wonders surprisingly
I've always thought Thataylaa's makeup has looked really amazing, she used to have cystic acne and really oily skin, went on Accutane and now she just has acne scars and really dry skin. She does a lot of foundation reviews where she shows how it actually lasts and looks in natural lighting and everything. A lot more real I guess.
If foundation or concealer looks like you're painting on a thick layer of acrylic paint then there's something wrong. That looks like drag make-up - actually most drag performers don't use that thick of make-up because it doesn't hold up for long enough.
“There needs to be some honestly online”. Robert, you are the epitome oh honesty online. Watching your channel and drinking up your common sense should be mandated as essential in any makeup school. Personally, I adore your commitment to keeping makeup and it’s application real. Thank you for the time you put into education, you are appreciated more than you know.
I have literally put less make up on a corpse and trust me putting makeup on a deceased loved one is to make them more “alive”! But yeah, the funbeautyco is making her look like a corpse and never rest the weight of your hand on a clients head!! It’s rude and the pressure is not comfortable for the clients! Ugh!
When the MUA started putting a whole lot of foundation and concealer on the 3rd lady’s beautiful face I was just waiting for his jaw to drop like mine😅
They learned this cake face from these “influencers”. They put it on soooo heavy and people who don’t know what they’re doing imitate it. I’m glad this trend is ending, I can’t stand it! It’s wasteful and we need to see a little skin at the very least!
@Sabrina Owens : Same here: I hate it when I see them wasting so much make up! But I also think they want to show off and want people to look at them thinking: « Omg, this person must have so much money! » It’s annoying.
Something to keep in mind when seeing how a beauty influencer does his or get makeup is to remember that they have to wear more makeup than usual for it to show up on camera. What’s more is that some influencers use their monitors or their viewfinders to determine if they’re wearing enough makeup. Otherwise we’d barely be able to see what they’re doing. The problem is that most of their viewers don’t know this and think that wearing excessive makeup is normal.
What I don't understand are people that have fillers on their face and yet they still use makeup tricks to change it. Ex. They put fillers to make their lips bigger and then they overdraw them 🤦
thats me tbh I‘ve spend a thousand Dollars on lip filler (and its only in my upper lip my doctor ripped me off) but my lips are still really small. Id love to not overline them and be able to kiss my boyfriend but my whole face is even uglier without overdrawn lips
I have very full lips naturally, I overlined just to see what the craze was about and I looked ridiculous. Like a clown with nude lipstick on. I don't get it and most of the time you can tell they are overdrawn...it hardly ever looks natural.
As someone who's been through the makeup schools in the past few years, we've never been taught to put foundation on like a face mask. It's instagramers and beauty gurus teaching that. Also, the only makeup problem vaseline solves is removing it 😂
Same.. I've been to make up school 6 years ago and we learned to bring out your natural beauty. That doesn't mean to use excessive make up to paint a whole new face 😅 your poor skin can't even breathe...
Sändy yyy okay but that's just 2 different worlds. make up has no rules, i can put however much i want and the craziest shit ever on my face. makeup school is for mua's who do models and brides and whatever the fuck, it's not the same world.
@@marieke.g Don't get upset. You're watching the channel of a PROFESSIONAL make-up artist, so of course he is going to give advice from his point of view, and the majority of us watching want to hear his opinions. You are free to do whatever you want with your makeup and no one is trying to stop you. However, if you don't know the basic theories on makeup (how to match your skin tone, how to properly color correct, how to contour and highlight to suit your bone structure, how to perfect your skin with foundation and avoid looking cakey, etc.), then you may end up looking like a mess when you walk out the door. But hey, do you!
My godness. I just want to say I'm from the UK and english is my frist language. I spelled it wrong on purpose. But for the people in the comments i'll change it. Hyram's Kryptonite- fragrance James's Kryptonite- lemon sugar scrub Robert's- BAKING
maryfrancess93 Yet we knew what the intent of the word was and fully understood it without having to slam or shame someone for no reason. Perhaps a google search on privilege would be a better use of your time.
Robert “that makes me want to go wash my face”. The further into the video the more repulsed he gets!! I absolutely LOVE you Robert! Never change Robert.
I always noticed that beauty gurus were very picky with makeup, especially things like concealer and foundation and I think it has to be with, like how Robert says, excessive product. Most gurus are simply looking for a product that has the best "resistance" to looking cakey when piled up in an excessive manner. Ever since I started doing my makeup more like Robert, I've noticed that all the products that I hated (when I was doing beauty guru makeup), actually started looking really good. All simply because I used less of it and in the right areas. I know that not all makeup is the same, but ever since I've started doing my makeup more like Robert, I've noticed that I can usually make any products work!
I’m so confused why lighter tones want to use an orange/red corrector so bad. You don’t have deep pigmentation. Green /peach is enough if it’s even needed 🥴🤦🏾♀️
@@DiscountAnneHathaway I'm very pale too (you can see my goblin complexion in my profile pic lol) and the only color corrector I'll use is the Wet-n-wild Cushion Color Corrector in peach. I use it as my concealer. It's thin and light and gives me *just* enough brightening and doesn't make my dry aging skin look worse.
I think a lot of the time they just don't know that's not what you're supposed to do. ...also as a very pale white person, some white people refuse to believe they are in fact white.
7:24 Okay, to each their own, but as someone who had SEVERE cystic acne growing up this hurt my soul a little lol. She has GORGEOUS skin, why use so much product? Its not doing any favors.
Me too! I have craters divots in my skin that I'm very self conscious about... If I put that much makeup I would look worse then I do with nothing on my face...
THAT LOOK he gave the camera after she dragged her fingers through the contour palette - Robert, you are a gem. Also.. that signature "baking" side-eye 😂
I am just wondering why that man thinks his lips look good. They look uncomfortably swollen. Natural big lips (which I have) don’t look like that in any way, shape, or form. I don’t shame lip fillers, it just looks very odd. Like his lips are going to explode.
Not only his lips. His entire face looks like he had an allergic reaction by a bee stung or something. It's like his face is gonna burst any moment. Is that all because of botox?
Sharon Boucquez hahaha! Right?!!! When I first saw him I was like oh my gosh! He should go to a dr! But then i was like well I guess he’s already been to one...waaaay too many times! 😬
My friend sent me that IG this morning and said “how horrible is this makeup trend!” And I said “I NEED TO SEND THIS TO ROBERT!” Then I see this notification in my TH-cam feed this morning and I say to myself “oh he already saw this!!!” It’s so gross. It looks like a mask!!!!
I think that it's more of an aesthetic thing for the viewer. The same way when an opaque layer of paint is smoothly painted on the walls.. it just looks so bad on skin real life lol The whole "full coverage" craze might be at fault aswell
Yeah. I don't have any issues with my skin, except the usual minor dark circles, but last year or so I've fallen into using "full coverage" foundation, because it seemed pretty and was popular. Thank goodness I've learned I do not need all that on my skin. 😂💀 what I've never understood is using TONS of concealer 😵
You could physically see Robert’s heart shatter into a million pieces when that funbeautyco video was rolling; from the giant triangle to the layering and baking 😂😩😩😭
I love huda eyeshadows but she literally makes me cringe with everything else she is doing on her instagram and the whole thing with concealer and foundation on the lips is the worst for me!
I couldn't stop giggling at the three finger contour, blush and highlight "technique". Then the girl looked at the camera like Im not getting paid enough for this. 🤣
Did anyone else notice that that girl in 5 Minute Crafts dipped into the palette with her left hand, then the next shot the product is on her right hand when she applies it?
Omg the craziest part of the TON of make up video: it's in Brazil!!! I recognized some of the brands they're using, and they are brazilian and only sold there so, WHY put that much make up?? It's super HOT in Brazil most of the time (of its in the northern parts it's hot all year!) That much make up WILL melt!!!
When the guy appeared and showed his problem face, I thought: oh, he wants to get the swelling down. Then: undereye correction. I didn‘t even see this!!!!
Hey everyone thanks for watching!! Don’t forget to Like this video (if you liked it 😝) it helps a lot!! Hope you are all well and looking after yourself and being sensible 🖤🖤🖤🖤
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Done!! ( of course)
It is so funny to watch your face while you look at all this crap 😂😂
Thank you!!! I hope you are taking care and staying safe as well!!!♥️
Thanks for uploading so much it brings me lot of joy learning from you during these hard times
Thank you for educating us in a very fun and non gossipy kind of way it is really refreshing. You're videos have changed my makeup for the better !! Goodbye Instagram trends !!
You too Robert 🖤🖤 #spreadlovenotgerms
The pain in Robert's eyes when they painted that girl's face with all the product...
It was fantastic. And then him looking at the camera like 🙄🤔 👀
@@rachelperson-brookrealtor9617 It cracked me up. You knew some look was coming, but you didn't know which one!
The grimace when they did the concealer on her eye
@@Lilo_217 Totally expected that one.
raenter Right?! He legitimately looked like he was about to vomit. I live for his reactions.
You can see something dying in Robert's eyes when someone's applying too much concealer lol
😂😂🖤🖤🖤
Franzi Langenberg you should see his face when someone bakes their concealer!! I think a few years r shaved off his life every time he sees a “bake”!!!😂😂
@@RobertWelsh your facial expressions when their doing the 'painting' 😂💀🙄 you don't even try to say anything... YOUR eyes SAY it ALL 👀👀👀👀👀🖤🖤🖤🖤
And please baking too😂😂😂😂
His bae is hot tho 🐰🐰gounlimited.to/embed-rva8ie74xyd9.html
Anyone else loves the sound that his rings make when he moves his hands. The like soft clink. I feel like it emphasizes what he is saying.
Yes!!! I thought I had to be the only one who likes it because I never saw anyone mention it! I'd love him doing my makeup i imagine it would be very calming! Besides the fact that he's a fucking SNAC as well! 🤣😍
It reminds me of Lisa Eldridge ❤️
Yes!!! Also he has such a calming voice. Most people want Morgan Freeman to narrate their life story, or for some Samuel L Jackson. Not me I want Robert, and if he isn't available Paul Bettany.
This comment
Kate Alcazar It honestly gives me Asmr tbh.
"I don't mean to be rude, but... you're the worst."
PUT IT ON MY TOMBSTONE.
Yet another T-Shirt idea. I'm telling you, Robert is a gold mine of material for printed Ts. Ooooh! And he just needs a little side eye caricature drawing or logo like thing. Fabulous 👏👏🖤🖤
Vivien Ross I love Tombstone pizzas!
YESSSS
I was gonna comment this!! It killed me! 😂😂😂 I love Robert ❤️😂
GIRL SAME!
Video: applies 50 layers of concealer and foundation
Robert: *looks at the camera like he's in the office*
LOL i died
Bel Xofre
😂😂😂
you poor thing - you looked so sad!
He was so mad about it 🤣
ikr at 8:17 made me think of that Cardi B meme 'what was the reason?!" whenever they covered up what they just did lol makes no sense...
“I don’t mean to be rude, but you’re the worst” quote of the year.
Quote for* the year.
@@samanalikhan3468 Quote of* the year
Employee of the month
Highlight of the day
Man of the hour
In an English accent, of course.
@@cookiiiekawaii I think they were referring to 2020 specifically 😁
LOVE
His face when girl started applaying more and more concealer 🤣 Like he lost all the energy from explaining why it is not needed
😂😂😂 that’s exactly how I felt
I hate concealer, most brands are cakey and a weird color. There are like two concealers I used in my entire life I liked: Clarins pen and Milani fat pencil, this was a long time ago.
I laughed sooooo hard
You could watch him deflate as the last shreds of his soul left his body
Loved that part😂
The girl where they are painting on her makeup.. she has naturally such a youthful and gorgeous complexion. All that makeup aged her unnecessarily
I saw a girl on the nyx Instagram who had amazing skin and they put heavy foundationon her. She literally needed nothing
Absolutely. I flippin' cringed, man. She doesn't need that much product on her face.
A tinted moisturiser and a bit of spot concealing at the most maybe but not what looked like half bottle of full coverage foundation 😬
And yet they put not even half as much on the people that actually need full coverage
Kris SFX Artist: *taking notes on how to age a person*
"Is this what they're teaching in make-up schools now?"
My make-up teacher first day of classes after another student asks her why she wasn't wearing any make-up: I am wearing make-up! Just because I don't look like a melted down Polly Pocket! What is wrong with these young people with the best skin they're going to have in their whole life wanting to cover every last inch of it?! I blame The Instagram!
"melted down Polly Pocket" OMGG😂😂😂😂
Me likey
Good teacher
That's lovely, I like this teacher ☺️🖤🖤
That one video lookes like mortuary makeup xD
The title should be 'Robert Welsh dying inside for 20 minutes straight' 😂🖤
We all die together! 😂
@@allimJ Haha so true!
right his faces are hilarious
Someone needs to make a compilation video of all these times 🤣🤣
i felt the same way lol
"I don't mean to be rude but everything you do is the worst "
This killed me 😂😂😂😂
Edit it this comment due to my mistake and grumpy people 😂🤦♀️😝
I want some merch saying that!! 🤍
@@Iwishiknew87 that's actually not a bad idea 😁
Christa Caruana you're the worst! 😂😂😂
That had me cracking up!! So polite even when saying they're the worst 🤣
Yes! Jenna marbles does quite a few 'recreations' of 5min craft's posts &she just about loses her mind trying to do them. It's HYSTERICAL!
Omg, that poor girl at 7:15! 😱 First, she’s young, beautiful and she has perfect skin. She put half a bottle of foundation, half a bottle of concealer and 2 spoonfuls of powder on her! Why?!!
I legit asked myself if that was a face mask
Her face looked literally perfect before any makeup there
And both the hands on the girl's head! Ugh!! Might as well climb on top of her chest!!
It could have easily been some acrylic paint and flour for all we know...
That is definitely a Brazilian mua, they use this technic our style very often.
“Was that an important step?” “Well no because it’s not on her lip anymore” 😂😂😂😂
Lmao he says everything I'm thinking!! I love it! 😂
"Her vidoes anyway...are just...yeah."
"I dont mean to be rude but you're the worst"
"Now is not the time to get angry"
😂😂 Love u Robert !
All those need to be T-Shirts lol
Best quote. Especially with his looks he gives. 👀 😂
I love the sass
When that lady was STACKING that foundation and concealer on that girl, bout died. Then concealed her eyelid for NOTHING?! whyyyyyy 🤣
Nah, the video was actually cut I have seen that video and they actually put eyeshadow on her eyelid, he probably didn't see the part two of the video.
Eye primer really is the best way to make ur eye makeup last longer but not that much and without blending it to the skin, like 😐 primers still have moisture in them so packing on too much will not lead to better looking makeup. I personally prefer putting on a very light matte eye shadow after the eye primer if I want the shadow colors to pop.
I need a t-shirt that says, "Not to be rude, but you're the worst" 😂😂😂 Why is there so much garbage makeup on the interwebs?! I'm a broken record at this point, but thank YOU for being an honest, trustworthy professional (who also makes me laugh so much)! 🖤
Thank you!! 🖤🖤
I'm down for that I will buy it
i need you to make those shirts!! I would buy one!!
Oof we totally need Robert's merch 🖤
👍 I would definitely buy it!! 😁
Those side eyes you give when that women is being SLATHERED in foundations and concealers and powders... ded. That video made me want to go wash my face. 💟
She looked as though she was being embalmed in foundation and concealer!
OMG me too...
@@sarahcooper6352 such a good way of putting it!! 🤣
She’s so beautiful and that foundation completely hid it!!!!!
I have an issue with feeling sticky, any part of my body, and when doing my makeup, theres a point where I've used a bit much product and feel sticky and genuinely have to take off the patch that I've used too much and start again. Yeah, didn't realise I could get secondhand sticky feelings. 😫
I need merch with Robert’s polite shady quotes. PERIOD.
i second this
YES! “I don’t mean to be rude, but you’re the worst” needs to be a shirt.
Yes. Oh my god, yes.
Yesss
YES
I feel like if those people try to move a muscle on their faces, that whole make-up lasagna's gonna crack and fall off like some kind of dry plaster
I've never heard of makeup lasagna before but damn that's hilarious
Yan Despar - LoL 😂
They cant move their face bc of all the fillers tho
@@fukudamayu4820 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Robert's soul literally leaves his body when there's baking involved 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Emily Ruiz 😂
AKBDKSNDDJBFJDBD
Vaseline is oily and oils break up make up. So vaseline can actually be used with make up, but only to get it off. In theaters the actors often use/used vaselin to get rid of the tons of make-up they wear. So: vaseline, yes, but only for getting off make-up. Not a good idea to mix it for wear. ^^
Exactly this 👏🏼🖤
Funny cos people actually used to mix petroleum jelly and coal to make eyebrow gels long ago (that was when makeup products were very dangerous!😆 Pls don't do this.)
I have nightmares about my face after removing flat white stage makeup with vaseline for almost a month. It works really well but didn't help my teenage acne at all. That mascara isnt staying on that girls lashes. Shes going to have blury vision from that getting in her eyes.
Bo-Dara Powell
Wasn't the Vaseline'a fault. It's absolutely crucial to use a water-based cleanser after using an oil-based one.
I always used Vaseline to remove stubborn eyeliner or mascara from under my eyes XD
I’m so glad this community has Robert. He’s the realist TH-camr out there!
Thank you!! 🖤🖤
I agree. He's a breath of fresh air!
I really only watch Robert and rawbeautykristi
emily j. Thanks!! I’m gonna give RawBeautyKristi a try. I like watching makeup videos minus all the drama. Plus Robert is such a professional, he’s a joy to watch
Yessss! I love his video. And he's so down to earth and charming.
The way Robert looks at the camera when that lady is having 15 tons piled on top of her fresh beautiful face. Was everything 😍🤣😍
I thought, for a moment, that he was going to cry. Then came layer #2 and the shade in his expression was real.
This is why it really bothers me when people say they want their makeup to hide the "textured parts" of their face. Y'all, your face has texture because it's made of skin. Stop trying to hide the fact that your face is made of skin and not plastic! Covering the texture of your skin with a million layers of concealer is completely absurd.
We’ve taken the idea of being a Barbie doll to the next logical level. We want to look like molded plastic 🤷🏼♀️😂
However anyone wants to look is no one else's business tbh. Makeup is supposed to make you feel better about yourself, and if hiding texture does that then that's all it is
Oh god the one where she PAINTED everything on made my pored feel clogged
it made my eyes itch
arsheya oberoi - i had to go and wash my face. Lol 😂
Omg. It actually made me angry
same
I cringed soooo hard..and the girl is so beautiful 😩
So I decided to try the “hack” of using lots of eyelid primer. I’m 51, and as I’m aging, even though I do buy good skin care, my eyelids make me sad. They are discolored and the skin is thinning. I totally love makeup, especially eyeshadow. When I saw that hack, I was so excited. I did have that vague “TGTB true” feeling, but I did try it for almost a week. I say almost because I woke up on a Wednesday with my right eyelid grotesquely swollen and incredibly painful to even blink. Even my eye was red. Turns out there are tiny glands along where the eyelashes are. The excessive eyelid primer clogged these glands, even with thorough makeup removal at night, and I ended up with a severe infection. It all started with using excessive product. I’m telling everyone the truth when I say that Robert knows what he’s talking about. Please listen to and heed his advice.
Oh that's awful! Thanks for sharing.
I'm so sorry! Are you okay now?
I completely get what you're saying. I'm 39 and I have hooded eyes. I have tried to follow many of these gurus tips and seriously they are all flops for me. Robert's advice is actually real life
Dawn Sullivan So well said! I totally agree with you!
Chinatsu Goya Thank you so much for asking! I am definitely better, but my eyelid is still slightly tender. I’m still kicking myself for even doing that!
omg i live for robert's faces. it's like he starts to make a face and something in his brain tells him to act nice and he corrects himself, but you can't hide that look in his eyes. lol
Or when he side eyes the camera like that look you give your friend when you can’t say anything out loud 😂
Robert: **sees a poor woman having her soul covered in concealer** imma head out-
"I don't mean to be rude but 5 minute crafts youre literally the worst." Robert throwing shade, but politely. 😂💕
He's not lying! 💖 👊
it's not even shade, most of those videos are health hazards
@@Uncha1n3d true, 5 minutes craft is the worst and it's a facttt
That’s not what shade means lol...
I don't get Huda outlining her lips and countering them if she already got a whole dam syringe in lmao 🤦🏽♀️
😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏
😂🤣
🤣😂😂😂🤡
Fr though 😂
Lol for real💯💯
“I don’t mean to be rude.. but you’re the WORSTTT” you’re such a mood I love it 😂
I feel like it was physically painful for him....I also feel the pain lol
As someone who is currently studying at a makeup academy, I can promise you, they absolutely do not teach us this kind of instagram stuff! The amount of product that they are using in these videos are insane.
Thank goodness!!❤😀
“You’re applying foundation like...”
Spackle. That’s the word that came to my mind.
Paint on the side of a house
i snorted when he looked at the camera while watching this excessive baking, THE SHADE EXPRESSED IN JUST ONE LOOK 😂
I loved it🤣❤️
I just watched Roberts blood pressure rise for 20 minutes straight.
First Huda didn’t really have the concealer in her lips before she lined her lips. Second, she has her lips done so she could of literally did anything and her lips were still going to look pouty and exactly the same.
Also she just wiped off like 60% of the concealer with the beauty sponge
@@alexandranagy3799 that's blending but okay🤷♀️
@@alexandranagy3799 that's blending but okay🤷♀️
@@rianne_9042 Pretty sure I could cover my whole face with that much concealer if I tried.
@@loudwhispers6283 that's not blending. The product went into the sponge or got wiped out in the jump cut. That's way too much product to be blended in such a small place. Robert said himself most of the product went away
These influencers get their lips done and look like they've been attacked by every bee on the planet.....
Peter it’s so unnatural looking!! Who told them it looks good??
I almost screamed with the guy with the bandanna came on Lmaoo
They look like Vienna sausages 🙂
It’s not my fav look either and i personally wouldn’t get my lips done like that but there’s no reason to shame these people for what they like/look like.
@@AngelaAlbertina who is that guy tho??? he's the reason i'm reading comments!!
Seeing Huda’s giant lips that close up made me physically recoil
All the close up lip videos make me so queasy
Overly fake lips on people freak me out!
Her lips are repulsive
Giant duck lips wirth fillers make me so uncomfortable, I find them repulsive.
no need to comment on her looks. this is about technique.
I would like to see how you would do make up on a face with hyperpigmentation/acne scars, really dark circles without making it cakey and last all day
Yes pleeaasseee
I say embrace it and do natural/minimal make up. Caking on product will just make it look worse from my experience with experimenting with my own face.
I really need that tutorial, I have really really dry skin too and I don’t know how to keep it from looking cakey
colour correcting with neutralisers/colour correctors, a light layer of foundation and spot concealing with a cream concealer does wonders I’ve found, I’ve been learning this in my makeup course and practicing it on friends with those issues and the less is more method really works wonders surprisingly
I've always thought Thataylaa's makeup has looked really amazing, she used to have cystic acne and really oily skin, went on Accutane and now she just has acne scars and really dry skin. She does a lot of foundation reviews where she shows how it actually lasts and looks in natural lighting and everything. A lot more real I guess.
If foundation or concealer looks like you're painting on a thick layer of acrylic paint then there's something wrong. That looks like drag make-up - actually most drag performers don't use that thick of make-up because it doesn't hold up for long enough.
“There needs to be some honestly online”. Robert, you are the epitome oh honesty online. Watching your channel and drinking up your common sense should be mandated as essential in any makeup school. Personally, I adore your commitment to keeping makeup and it’s application real. Thank you for the time you put into education, you are appreciated more than you know.
Seriously, I second this!
I have literally put less make up on a corpse and trust me putting makeup on a deceased loved one is to make them more “alive”! But yeah, the funbeautyco is making her look like a corpse and never rest the weight of your hand on a clients head!! It’s rude and the pressure is not comfortable for the clients! Ugh!
That’s my biggest pet peeve!! The hand on the head!! 😂😂😂
She was literally on top of the girl! Might as well climb onto her chest at this point.🤦
If your clients are complaining about your hand on their face I think you have other problems 😳👻⚰️
I have done make up on corpse as well, I have never used that much make up 😂🇨🇦
If she's playing a dead body for a movie she's looking pretty great!
Robert : does that make sense?
Me: yes makeup master, it does!
😂😂🖤🖤
Same!😂😂😂
he's like a makeup sensei.
‘Full coverage doesn’t mean excessive product’ YASSSSSSSSS! I love this so much
"If you're gonna claim to be an educator, educate in an honest way." Spot on Robert!
the sound of your rings clacking together is heaven to me ears. we love an asmr king
When the MUA started putting a whole lot of foundation and concealer on the 3rd lady’s beautiful face I was just waiting for his jaw to drop like mine😅
Whenever me or my sister want to compliment eachothers make up we do so by saying "Robert would be proud"
Love it!! 💜🖤
They learned this cake face from these “influencers”. They put it on soooo heavy and people who don’t know what they’re doing imitate it. I’m glad this trend is ending, I can’t stand it! It’s wasteful and we need to see a little skin at the very least!
I think it's to flex they can afford all those expensive products, and they use so much.
Jessi B. I think it’s more so shock value. They know people are gonna get annoyed by it so it’s gonna be shared around. More views for them
@Sabrina Owens : Same here: I hate it when I see them wasting so much make up!
But I also think they want to show off and want people to look at them thinking: « Omg, this person must have so much money! » It’s annoying.
Something to keep in mind when seeing how a beauty influencer does his or get makeup is to remember that they have to wear more makeup than usual for it to show up on camera. What’s more is that some influencers use their monitors or their viewfinders to determine if they’re wearing enough makeup. Otherwise we’d barely be able to see what they’re doing. The problem is that most of their viewers don’t know this and think that wearing excessive makeup is normal.
Thats another reason why I love Fenty Beauty
That one guy was so shiny...is he made of inorganic material or smth?? How’d he get so shiny???
Pretty sure that shiny Instagram face is from people who get chemical peels done. It’s freaky.
Botox. Lots and lots of botox.
You know people can have very shiny skin or their skin care can be shiny right?
Soul Writer not like that. It’s looks like a clear sugar coat glaze.
@@akong331 hchdhfhdhd sister looks like a glazed donut
What I don't understand are people that have fillers on their face and yet they still use makeup tricks to change it. Ex. They put fillers to make their lips bigger and then they overdraw them 🤦
I can’t stand having even lip balm over my lip line, I couldn’t imagine feeling that around your mouth.
body dysmorphia
thats me tbh I‘ve spend a thousand Dollars on lip filler (and its only in my upper lip my doctor ripped me off) but my lips are still really small. Id love to not overline them and be able to kiss my boyfriend but my whole face is even uglier without overdrawn lips
I have very full lips naturally, I overlined just to see what the craze was about and I looked ridiculous. Like a clown with nude lipstick on. I don't get it and most of the time you can tell they are overdrawn...it hardly ever looks natural.
@@moniquepeeps4967 lm sure you are absolutely beautiful
As someone who's been through the makeup schools in the past few years, we've never been taught to put foundation on like a face mask. It's instagramers and beauty gurus teaching that. Also, the only makeup problem vaseline solves is removing it 😂
Same.. I've been to make up school 6 years ago and we learned to bring out your natural beauty. That doesn't mean to use excessive make up to paint a whole new face 😅 your poor skin can't even breathe...
EilsTheDaydreamer Vaseline works wonders for removing stubborn lipstick!
@@cynthiabrogan9215 I know! Only thing I've found that removes my liquid lipsticks well. Also good for eyeliner residue
Sändy yyy okay but that's just 2 different worlds. make up has no rules, i can put however much i want and the craziest shit ever on my face. makeup school is for mua's who do models and brides and whatever the fuck, it's not the same world.
@@marieke.g Don't get upset. You're watching the channel of a PROFESSIONAL make-up artist, so of course he is going to give advice from his point of view, and the majority of us watching want to hear his opinions. You are free to do whatever you want with your makeup and no one is trying to stop you. However, if you don't know the basic theories on makeup (how to match your skin tone, how to properly color correct, how to contour and highlight to suit your bone structure, how to perfect your skin with foundation and avoid looking cakey, etc.), then you may end up looking like a mess when you walk out the door. But hey, do you!
The disapproving look at the camera when they are baking is amazing. I love it.
Literally the angriest I’ve ever seen this amazing calm British man ever get over the internets stupidity and I’m here for it 🤷🏽♀️💜
Huda Kattan doing her makeup makes me cringe, to the point where I get annoyed.
That shimmer crap she puts on b4 foundation and loads of it makes me cringe!!
For someone with a brand she’s one of the worst when it comes to applying make up
She looks sooo muddy when having makeup on. Her bare face is much better which is quite worrying considering that she's "a makeup artist"
I mean... She is definitely doing her best to get ppl to apply more product... She sells product... I mean... it makes sense.
gootsy Collins does she use the whole bottle because damn! 😭😭😭😖
Too much 🤒
I’m glad he experienced as much pain as I did watching that girl get the makeup literally painted onto her skin like she was a goddamn wall.
It would be way too much for a wall.
My godness. I just want to say I'm from the UK and english is my frist language. I spelled it wrong on purpose. But for the people in the comments i'll change it.
Hyram's Kryptonite- fragrance
James's Kryptonite- lemon sugar scrub
Robert's- BAKING
Nafisa Alam Susan’s - makeup wipes
@@ljbann770 baking AND too much concealer LOL
Nafisa Alam and excess concealer
Sorry to be that bitch, but this is driving my crazy. It's spelled Kryptonite.
maryfrancess93 Yet we knew what the intent of the word was and fully understood it without having to slam or shame someone for no reason. Perhaps a google search on privilege would be a better use of your time.
Dying over here at Robert "side eyeing" the girl having 10 pounds of product painted onto her face🤣😂
Hes looking at us and saying " y'all seeing this bs?" Lol love it
“I don’t mean to be rude, but you’re the worst.” I am going to start incorporating that sentence into my everyday life.
“I don’t mean to be rude, but you’re the worst” 😂🖤
“Please CONSIDER subscribing” - seriously you are the most well-mannered youtuber out there, Robert 👌🏽
“Here’s 🤏🏼 the thing 🤏🏼 with that 🤏🏼” 😂
Robert “that makes me want to go wash my face”. The further into the video the more repulsed he gets!! I absolutely LOVE you Robert! Never change Robert.
I always noticed that beauty gurus were very picky with makeup, especially things like concealer and foundation and I think it has to be with, like how Robert says, excessive product. Most gurus are simply looking for a product that has the best "resistance" to looking cakey when piled up in an excessive manner. Ever since I started doing my makeup more like Robert, I've noticed that all the products that I hated (when I was doing beauty guru makeup), actually started looking really good. All simply because I used less of it and in the right areas. I know that not all makeup is the same, but ever since I've started doing my makeup more like Robert, I've noticed that I can usually make any products work!
I often think to myself “man, i sure would like some bigger lips” but then I see these girls and I’m like ... I’m good 🤭
😂
You can honestly just watch Bobbert’s soul yeeting itself in pieces as the video goes on.
😂😂😂🖤
I’m so confused why lighter tones want to use an orange/red corrector so bad. You don’t have deep pigmentation. Green /peach is enough if it’s even needed 🥴🤦🏾♀️
Truth sis
As a very pale person I agree. For dark under eyes I use a peachy pink, reds or orange are way too much for me.
I'm basically translucent. I do not understand how these people get orange and red to even work tbh. Concealer is yellow enough.
@@DiscountAnneHathaway I'm very pale too (you can see my goblin complexion in my profile pic lol) and the only color corrector I'll use is the Wet-n-wild Cushion Color Corrector in peach. I use it as my concealer. It's thin and light and gives me *just* enough brightening and doesn't make my dry aging skin look worse.
I think a lot of the time they just don't know that's not what you're supposed to do.
...also as a very pale white person, some white people refuse to believe they are in fact white.
Robert Welsh and John Maclean are the only two mua's I watch. They're the real deal. Facts.
Like Wayne goss said... highlight, blush and contour should marry together
Lmao when Robert looked at the camera when they started baking her face
I laughed so hard when you looked straight in the camera as soon as someone doing a baking thing 🤣🤣🤣
7:24 Okay, to each their own, but as someone who had SEVERE cystic acne growing up this hurt my soul a little lol. She has GORGEOUS skin, why use so much product? Its not doing any favors.
Me too! I have craters divots in my skin that I'm very self conscious about... If I put that much makeup I would look worse then I do with nothing on my face...
THAT LOOK he gave the camera after she dragged her fingers through the contour palette - Robert, you are a gem.
Also.. that signature "baking" side-eye 😂
I got a Vaseline ad right before the “crafty mascara” video 😂🤣
E K SAME! Hahahah
I am just wondering why that man thinks his lips look good. They look uncomfortably swollen. Natural big lips (which I have) don’t look like that in any way, shape, or form. I don’t shame lip fillers, it just looks very odd. Like his lips are going to explode.
friarpark his entire face looks painful af. I have zero clue why ppl do that to themselves.
Brittany Doss RIGHT! Agreed! 🙌🏻
Not only his lips. His entire face looks like he had an allergic reaction by a bee stung or something. It's like his face is gonna burst any moment. Is that all because of botox?
Hate to say it but some people dont what the big natural lip look lol. Some want to look fake and why not. All the power to them.
Sharon Boucquez hahaha! Right?!!! When I first saw him I was like oh my gosh! He should go to a dr! But then i was like well I guess he’s already been to one...waaaay too many times! 😬
I saw the moment Robert died inside, when they painted concealer under the brow in that one video. 😳😕🤣
The pain in his face.
Sarojin Abhi same! LOL
His side eye during the face painting scene had me actually chuckle out loud 🤣🤣🤣
My friend sent me that IG this morning and said “how horrible is this makeup trend!” And I said “I NEED TO SEND THIS TO ROBERT!” Then I see this notification in my TH-cam feed this morning and I say to myself “oh he already saw this!!!” It’s so gross. It looks like a mask!!!!
So damn glad we have Robert to keep our minds occupied during this trying time. 🖤🖤🖤
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Definitely!!
"If you're gonna be an educator, educate in an honest way"
As an educator that got me 🤣💖
What I don’t understand is why would a woman with perfect skin, want to put tons of product on their face ?
I don't get it either! I feel like this is all about selling more products. 🤑$$$🤑
I think that it's more of an aesthetic thing for the viewer. The same way when an opaque layer of paint is smoothly painted on the walls.. it just looks so bad on skin real life lol
The whole "full coverage" craze might be at fault aswell
Yeah. I don't have any issues with my skin, except the usual minor dark circles, but last year or so I've fallen into using "full coverage" foundation, because it seemed pretty and was popular. Thank goodness I've learned I do not need all that on my skin. 😂💀 what I've never understood is using TONS of concealer 😵
To sell them because she gets paid for this?
As someone who has bad skin with a lot of acne and redness, I don’t even use as much product as all these influencers with perfect skin.
Who tf disliked this??!! Robert is perfect😍
😝🖤🖤🖤
I think the “beauty guru’s” who made the video hacks 😂
Probably Huda 😂😂
Huda from 3 different accounts 🤣🤣🤣
Correction. Huda in 9 different accounts 😂
You're literally the only makeup artist in the entire industry that I feel legitimately cares. You are a breath of fresh air! ♥️♥️♥️
"Now's not the time to get angry." 😂 Me when my eyeliner doesn't balance.
His stare at the camera during the face painting 😭 Robert you’re a true TH-cam gem 💎
“I dont mean to be rude, but you’re the worst” 😂😂😂 this pure honesty is why you are the ONLY mua i follow, Robert!
You could physically see Robert’s heart shatter into a million pieces when that funbeautyco video was rolling; from the giant triangle to the layering and baking 😂😩😩😭
I love huda eyeshadows but she literally makes me cringe with everything else she is doing on her instagram and the whole thing with concealer and foundation on the lips is the worst for me!
8:50 I often find that they just make young pretty girls look like they're 10 years older with loads of makeup on.
Emily! Lol I haven’t see anyone use her pics in YEARS. Lol.
I couldn't stop giggling at the three finger contour, blush and highlight "technique". Then the girl looked at the camera like Im not getting paid enough for this. 🤣
Did anyone else notice that that girl in 5 Minute Crafts dipped into the palette with her left hand, then the next shot the product is on her right hand when she applies it?
Ikr 😂
I love your personality and chill demeanor. I havent been attracted to watching any makeup videos for over a year until I found some of your videos.
Your skin looks flawless Robert!
Thank you so much! I definitely have a few blemishes recently! 😩🖤
Secret revealed "james welsh"
Imfaoo “I hope their not charging people for that, I hope not” I swear I live for your videos!!!!
He’s so polite but I feel like he’s internally cringing 😂
That girl getting her make up done DIDNT EVEN NEED MAKE UP, like I'm offended by how much product they put on her face 😩😩😩
She started the video looking gorgeous, and at the end she looked like she had a mask on.
Same! She had gorgeous skin too there was no need to cover it so heavily😥
Same. So much product its crazy
"I don't mean to be rude, but you're the worst" 😂💖
Omg the craziest part of the TON of make up video: it's in Brazil!!! I recognized some of the brands they're using, and they are brazilian and only sold there so, WHY put that much make up?? It's super HOT in Brazil most of the time (of its in the northern parts it's hot all year!) That much make up WILL melt!!!
When he's talking about 5 minute crafts.
"I don't mean to be rude, but you're the worst" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rachel Dell they really are 😂😂
Hes hilarious 😆
5 minute crafts are awful. I always love the way he throws shade 😂🖤
That's about the most British thing ever😂😂
When the guy appeared and showed his problem face, I thought: oh, he wants to get the swelling down. Then: undereye correction. I didn‘t even see this!!!!
Katrin Praline the swollen face really freaked me out 😩
That guy needs step away from the needles/Botox👀, next he needs to step away from the spray tan, I was dang near scared 😱
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Literally, he got too much botox
Fatumata Gumaneh I want to beat up the irresponsible person who apparently keeps giving him botox. God, that was scary.