Harry Potter & The Cursed Child Book Review

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  • @MovieFlame
    @MovieFlame  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1505

    Check out our review of the actual Cursed Child play! th-cam.com/video/8AejfU72go0/w-d-xo.html

    • @esmeraldaunwelcome4674
      @esmeraldaunwelcome4674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ff

    • @junburgos1099
      @junburgos1099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Very wrong😢 book make a lot of mess

    • @kobevandael3827
      @kobevandael3827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Snape shouldn't have been alive, right?
      Snape is killed before the whole Nagini thing. So, unfortunately, the fact that Nagini lived has nothing to do with Snape's death.
      Neither should Voldy!
      When Voldemort tried to kill Harry along with his parents, and the Killing Curse backfires, we learn that because he has a Horcrux, remains as a bodyless soul. So when Nagini was alive in the apocalyptic parallel universe, Voldemort should have become the same as he had been during 1981-1991, as a bodyless soul living in snakes or rats.
      Besides, I think someone would still have killed Nagini, and Harry should not have died! Harry simply cannot be killed by Voldemort, by the protection of Voldemorts blood, which is actually Harrys. Harry would have gone to King's Cross Station again, and returned again!

    • @farrella.l610
      @farrella.l610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I have bought the cursed child book and have not read should i read it?

    • @kobevandael3827
      @kobevandael3827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@farrella.l610 It's fun to read for me, and i definitely enjoy the story, but it is not canon.

  • @am-vj4zu
    @am-vj4zu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11224

    harry would NEVER be that rude to his son because he knows how much it hurts to not be loved by the family

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      I actually thought it fits his character because few times in books he errupted in anger even to his friends, but we can blame it on part of Voldemort’s soul in him. The more I think of it the more rubbish this is.

    • @batmanbruce186
      @batmanbruce186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      ondrej kosik but can you really blame him? during order of the pheonix, he witnesses cedric’s death, voldemort coming back and his consequences are that his name is being slandered. it also doesnt help that the dursleys are worse than ever.

    • @salt-x4o
      @salt-x4o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Exactly.... I so agree with you

    • @chivalricsoul8463
      @chivalricsoul8463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Bruh.. have you seen Naruto? It's the same flip of character we never expected to see

    • @nataliatepelenas4998
      @nataliatepelenas4998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      ondrej kosik you cant compare him as an adult to how he was when he was 16. harry lost a lot then which is a perfectly good reason to get angry easily. he would NEVER want his kids to experience what he had with the death of his parents, friends, sirius, and other people he looked up. also harry would never want them to experience life with the dursleys. and it would make no sense to blame the part of his voldermorts soul in harry because it was destroyed the night in the forest. all around this book/screenplay was horrible and completely contridicts certain facts J.K. Rowling created in the original 7 books

  • @brooke5202
    @brooke5202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17482

    I think JK Rowling was under the Imperius curse when she approved this......

    • @gracechen4676
      @gracechen4676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      honest person ditto LOL!!!

    • @DriscollAlaska
      @DriscollAlaska 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      Or maybe she was held at gunpoint to approve this

    • @brooke5202
      @brooke5202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @Blaze Gamin Who knows xD

    • @brooke5202
      @brooke5202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@DriscollAlaska I don't think we'll ever find out.

    • @nitasha2911
      @nitasha2911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lol

  • @kellyl4653
    @kellyl4653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2513

    Let's not forget that Cedric wanted originally Harry to win....why would he get mad when he loss?

    • @morgan6806
      @morgan6806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jellorax 👏👏👏

    • @easyr5303
      @easyr5303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cuz he was humiliated

    • @samuelgarza2466
      @samuelgarza2466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Yozora Sky, but he’s a Hufflepuff. They’re described to be humble, willing to help others, and wanting to play fair. Becoming a Death Eater for such a petty reason would be considered unfair to not just the Hufflepuffs, but the wizarding community as a whole.

    • @flugsven
      @flugsven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Because the writers can't have read the books especially thorough.

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Imperio solves everything.

  • @potatoindiguise4384
    @potatoindiguise4384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    ‘Thank God I died before this book was written.’
    -Dumbledore, Snape, Mad eye, Sirius, Lupin, Lily, James, Fred, Tonks, Dobby.

    • @emperorviii7277
      @emperorviii7277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      And Hedwig

    • @XXNEPTUNECC
      @XXNEPTUNECC ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pappardellelover_ tf

    • @atlas.halfblood
      @atlas.halfblood ปีที่แล้ว +4

      + Fred

    • @emperorviii7277
      @emperorviii7277 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@atlas.halfblood Fred was already in the original list in the comment.

    • @ignoremeplease
      @ignoremeplease ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And Cedric was disrespected by being forced into this mess and being turned into a death eater of all things
      Might as well spit and do the Cha Cha Slide on his grave while you're at it

  • @tl.7005
    @tl.7005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3891

    Why is it called Harry Potter when it’s not even about him

    • @DaveLH
      @DaveLH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      "Clickbait". (Or whatever the book/play equivalent would be called.)

    • @niahoad
      @niahoad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Muggle money

    • @malavikanair2032
      @malavikanair2032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Dollar Dollar bills!!!!!

    • @Sarkeysmusic
      @Sarkeysmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Bs that makes no sense = money somehow

    • @redtailthephoenix7
      @redtailthephoenix7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well now you can imagine Albus Potter XD

  • @aryas2372
    @aryas2372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4778

    We’re all clear on one thing here: Harry Potter has 7 books. Period.
    What happened after Deathly Hallows? They all lived happily ever after and Cedric stayed dead. Thank you very much.

    • @sudiptaranade2216
      @sudiptaranade2216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      It wasthe damn Cedric stayed dead for me😂 tbh yeah nothing happened after that

    • @ethanjobson3879
      @ethanjobson3879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      That’s what’s always gotten me. Do a continuation in the world if you want but Harry’s story is over.

    • @anyaali8681
      @anyaali8681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Period.

    • @youbstards8470
      @youbstards8470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      And may be cedric be blessed with twilight

    • @-cosmixnebulae-7398
      @-cosmixnebulae-7398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Honestly, Smith could be the Hufflepuff that goes dark for a short period of time, enchants Cedric’s body to scare the Durmstrang boys, and un-enchant him. That would be a likely storyline. No Cedric becoming a Death Eater, no disrespect to Hufflepuff BTW, but if any Hufflepuff were to go Dark easily, it would be Zacharias Smith.

  • @princessmoonlight1356
    @princessmoonlight1356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    If the real Cedric would be butthurt that he lost the Triwizard Tournament then why did he keep insisting that Harry should take the cup and win???

    • @logantaylor440
      @logantaylor440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well I mean Harry just saved his life so :/
      Not disagreeing, it's a pile of dog shit.

    • @carahelena5697
      @carahelena5697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      omg yes i just realised that

    • @Caitlin-hf8ly
      @Caitlin-hf8ly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Harry saved his life

    • @ihatechemistryyy
      @ihatechemistryyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree
      Rubbish bullshit

    • @asTWOrism
      @asTWOrism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Princess Moonlight EXACTLY! Cedric is Modest, Good-Looking, Smart, Athletic, Loyal and Kind-Hearted. So there wouldn’t even be a way for him to become a Death Eater for gods sake.

  • @thevloggingprincess6829
    @thevloggingprincess6829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Cedric in the goblet of fire: “Take the cup Harry, take the cup, just take it.”
    Cedric in the trash book: “Oh you won? Man, I really wanted to win, I guess I’ll just become a death eater🤷

  • @watermelon1219
    @watermelon1219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2178

    I consider the Potter Puppet Pals more canon than this fanfic

    • @dylansquonk8978
      @dylansquonk8978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      soooo much more canon

    • @laho1727
      @laho1727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You re my fucking idol

    • @roshanfey
      @roshanfey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ppp has more right to be canon

    • @HawkinaBox
      @HawkinaBox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And James Potter and the Hall of the Elder's Crossing. At least that book makes sense. Why couldn't she approve that?

    • @kraftrock9360
      @kraftrock9360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I consider AVPM more cannon than cursed child

  • @tcb7864
    @tcb7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2545

    The “Book that Shall Not be Named”.

    • @sudiptaranade2216
      @sudiptaranade2216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Aka the book where Bellatrix touched the man who shall not be named's thing that shall not be named

    • @tcb7864
      @tcb7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Indrani Ranade 🤣

    • @aki4ketski
      @aki4ketski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sudiptaranade2216 tmi....

    • @aki4ketski
      @aki4ketski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Let's call it that as we do not speak it's name around here

    • @sawyer1312
      @sawyer1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was really good…

  • @sandyku9483
    @sandyku9483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2380

    This was somebody else’s comment but it’s accurate: Every TRUE Potterhead would know that if Cedric lost, he would congratulation the winner

    • @amaninanou5352
      @amaninanou5352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well said,

    • @nidhimadhuchandra5845
      @nidhimadhuchandra5845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Not somebody else's but is in the script of his video

    • @harryjamespotter7740
      @harryjamespotter7740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      In the book he literally wanted Harry to take the cup to win!!

    • @rosakie
      @rosakie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea

    • @sara-vf5xz
      @sara-vf5xz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Yes! Cedric's main characteristics are fair-mindedness and loyalty. He's the embodiment of Hufflepuff values. Then the Cursed Child basically says that because some kids sabotage his chance at winning a tournament, he decides to become a Death Eater and _kill Neville Longbottom!_ It's completely out of character for him.

  • @PPpet000
    @PPpet000 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    The "I wish you weren't my son" line was exactly when I closed the book and returned it to the store.
    Now, I'm glad to learn it's great for me to have dropped it, and it's worst than I imagined.

    • @Kyranyoutubevids
      @Kyranyoutubevids ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Harry potter’s reaction to that one line from the non canon cursed child book:
      Harry Potter: I would never say that to my son.

  • @Amanda-tl8lh
    @Amanda-tl8lh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Cedric would NEVER become a death eater he literally said "go you take it you saved me" to harry he wanted harry to win

    • @iqlerxL
      @iqlerxL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, and plus, didn’t Voldemort want to be the one to kill Harry, so even if he did (which shouldn’t ever happen since he was like the nicest person at Hogwarts, Harry still would have killed Voldemort anyways.

    • @conserztasfia0078
      @conserztasfia0078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And also cedric is a true hufflepuff

    • @silverdustyt4886
      @silverdustyt4886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly.

    • @oneofmanyintheworld
      @oneofmanyintheworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That line can infer that Cedric could know what was going to happen...

    • @bijustephen3922
      @bijustephen3922 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe under the imperious curse?

  • @cheemaskillz4935
    @cheemaskillz4935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2690

    Main 3 problems:
    1- timeturners just don’t make sense
    2- how can voldemort have a daughter
    3- changing the depiction of harrys and cedrics characters

    • @ot7biasedmashups
      @ot7biasedmashups 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      *changing the depiction of literally every character

    • @vkohli17
      @vkohli17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      *One main problem:
      The book.

    • @MoricsVV
      @MoricsVV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@vkohli17 I wanted to say that too xD

    • @miraculouslynoir7576
      @miraculouslynoir7576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@vkohli17 yes

    • @purplebean8989
      @purplebean8989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      My Main 3 problems with it:
      1 - it wasn't written by JK Rowling, her publisher forced her name onto it to make more $$$
      2 - The person who wrote it did not read the Harry Potter books properly, there are non stop plot holes and inconsistencies.
      3 - JK Rowling had a lot of the Harry Potter story that she had to keep out of the books, as her publisher told her it would make the books too long. But she has since released a lot of those missing parts onto her website. One part being her back story on time turners. She goes into detail about why it is not possible to go back in time more than 5 hours.

  • @abhay1846
    @abhay1846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3004

    Cedric became death eater?
    They made a Hufflepuff a death eater?
    Writers were smoking some strong dope Weeds.

    • @flymrpie1
      @flymrpie1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Check how many likes you got

    • @MagneticDonut
      @MagneticDonut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Nah man, if they were smoking that they'd have written some good shit

    • @Gothofasaia
      @Gothofasaia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well is better than vampire

    • @ForzaTerra89
      @ForzaTerra89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Abhay yeah i hated that part especially. Being humiliated is not a good enough reason to turn someone to that

    • @fayebourgeois8832
      @fayebourgeois8832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruno ya better than the bull they did write

  • @MrEvol94
    @MrEvol94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Harry and Dracos kids becoming friends is the only interesting/nice idea from the entire book.

    • @antoniashahrami-niya806
      @antoniashahrami-niya806 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Also when Harry talked to Dumbledore’s portrait and they both tell each other that they love each other…

  • @freshikan9564
    @freshikan9564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    They should either continue the series properly or leave Harry's legacy alone

    • @_laelynnn
      @_laelynnn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      period

    • @Ezyduck
      @Ezyduck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SimplyFatal well said

    • @StarlingofAzerath
      @StarlingofAzerath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think its disrespectful to the original film cast. Who literally spent their childhoods filming the movies back to back.

    • @darkhafgor
      @darkhafgor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah, Harry wants to disown his child just because he's Slytherin, what a load of rubbish, not canon at all to me, forever and ever

    • @hi-ls6lt
      @hi-ls6lt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pinhead did Harry not say in the final book that he wouldn’t be ashamed of Albus if he went to Slytherin?

  • @islaia8969
    @islaia8969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    Rita Skeeter could write better🤦‍♀️

    • @soniaolmos08
      @soniaolmos08 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ik

    • @DavidRay_40
      @DavidRay_40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't tempt her!

    • @affankhan3458
      @affankhan3458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She probably wrote this, not going to lie

    • @timkinney8719
      @timkinney8719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, say what you will about her content and motives but there's no denying her work is captivating and exciting! XD I'd personally really love to see Rowling actually write "The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore by Rita Skeeter". It would allow her to play with a bunch of fun ideas but using the unreliable author she could avoid having to screw with canon. I love that she's taken fictional books *from* the original story and actually writing them, I think that's an awesome idea, I hope she does more of it.

    • @breadlord2855
      @breadlord2855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rita skeeter looks just like my language professor and that's mildly disturbing

  • @Narquelion
    @Narquelion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1773

    They did Cedric dirty.
    We can't forget him telling Harry to take the Cup in the GOF Maze scene in the film because he'd saved him. "You saved me, take it!"
    And also before that in the book prior, POA, Cedric wanting a rematch when he won that Quidditch match because he felt he won unfairly when the Dementors attacked Harry, causing him to fall off his broom. He absolutely would NOT have become a death eater for losing a tournament or even been upset about it.

    • @arbelsonnenfeld7031
      @arbelsonnenfeld7031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Agreed.

    • @samuelhorner6200
      @samuelhorner6200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Remember the words of Hagrid too.
      “There hasn’t been a single dark witch or wizard that hasn’t come out of slytherine

    • @arbelsonnenfeld7031
      @arbelsonnenfeld7031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@samuelhorner6200 what about quirrell?

    • @dr.wardagul7214
      @dr.wardagul7214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@samuelhorner6200 peter pettigrew

    • @batvaleska
      @batvaleska 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Samuel Horner You obviously are a person who despises Slytherin just for our representation in the book.

  • @jmp_jayperproductions
    @jmp_jayperproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I almost died when he said “you expect me to believe that Voldemort had sex”. I feel like that’s me when I discovered that in the tale of the three brothers that the third brother had to get a wife, and have a kid while in the invisibility cloak to hide from death. Moral of the story: the third brother had some insane game

    • @cashthecurator666
      @cashthecurator666 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kind of jealous that Voldemort had sex with Bellatrix of all people. She’s probably wild in bed.

    • @TheInsane104
      @TheInsane104 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Copied from Cinemasins lmao

  • @ChandradithyaJ
    @ChandradithyaJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1396

    Albus Dumbledore: Don’t pity the dead, Harry, pity the living, and above all pity the ones who bought The Cursed Child.

    • @duonggialinh5724
      @duonggialinh5724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Pity the ones who wrote the book, the people that bought the books obviously don't know about it's story

    • @areebazainab2006
      @areebazainab2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I pity myself for purchasing the book

    • @bordzbordz6083
      @bordzbordz6083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me too, I hated this.

    • @Tangledweb492
      @Tangledweb492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pity the the fools who wrote this they do not know to tell the difference between a real story and fanfiction

    • @yy-lz7qk
      @yy-lz7qk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      why is hermoiny black shes white

  • @cosmicwolf9918
    @cosmicwolf9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1736

    “It’s like a crappy Fanfiction.”
    .....Buddy, Fanfiction can tell better stories than this crap!

    • @kehana2908
      @kehana2908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Honestly sometimes fanfic can occasionally be better than the actual books. This is not worthy of the realm of crappy fanfic honestly.

    • @cosmicwolf9918
      @cosmicwolf9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Virginia Natale Same

    • @Kylieee8278
      @Kylieee8278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FACTS

    • @iamsherlocked7448
      @iamsherlocked7448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So true Harry potter fanfiction is much better then the cursed child crap

    • @DsRelaxingSounds
      @DsRelaxingSounds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's why he called it crappy.

  • @mchng3918
    @mchng3918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7781

    ok rita skeeter probably wrote this book
    edit: i came back to this comment after two years of posting it and omg the replies 😭😭 i love potterheads

    • @zbrown02
      @zbrown02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      M Chng head canon accepted. cursed child just a doxxing campaign by skeeter

    • @aleynatuncer5247
      @aleynatuncer5247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      😂💖👍 best

    • @eddiebraga
      @eddiebraga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      That would make so much sense!! 😂

    • @kaitlynbertram6264
      @kaitlynbertram6264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      And then she put Rowling under the impirius curse
      (Sorry for spelling)

    • @tavasp
      @tavasp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I agree. SHe wanted som of rowlings success but didnt get it

  • @alecrutz956
    @alecrutz956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Dumbledore said that there are things worse than death.
    after seeing the horrors within this book, I agree.

    • @Bricky_fox
      @Bricky_fox 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂

  • @fcv4616
    @fcv4616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1057

    JK Rowling: "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."
    Cursed Child: NOT!

    • @liamhashmi7750
      @liamhashmi7750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      xd

    • @izzie4351
      @izzie4351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @Batnano
      @Batnano 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lul

    • @khfan4life365
      @khfan4life365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cursed Child: Sike!

    • @ottohuybrechts3472
      @ottohuybrechts3472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, it's the same interpretation as the scene that Dumbledore asked CALMLY

  • @LittleMissRequiem
    @LittleMissRequiem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    On the subject of Amos Diggory, I should point out that, in Goblet of Fire, Amos specifically told Harry that he *DID NOT* blame Harry for Cedric’s death, and even refused to accept the tournament prize money when Harry offered it to them. So no, having him suddenly decide that he *DOES* blame Harry in Cursed Child just doesn’t fly.

    • @yohaanranawat7304
      @yohaanranawat7304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Madame Requiem he was under the imperious curse by delphi

  • @sandr0taaa
    @sandr0taaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2441

    The book, Cursed Child is literally cursed by 90% of the fandom.

    • @peppermiia7052
      @peppermiia7052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol 😂

    • @dccbapcob1480
      @dccbapcob1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      haha lol

    • @buffnipz
      @buffnipz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kind of hilarious though, considering all the horrible fanfiction churned out by the fandom, which the majority of is far worse than cursed child.

    • @loonamakesmegoohmygodyess3439
      @loonamakesmegoohmygodyess3439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i´d say 97%

    • @Emily._2237
      @Emily._2237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @hayded1
    @hayded1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    They really thought Harry, who used an UNFORGIVABLE curse (granted against a death eater) on someone because he spit on Minerva, would treat her that way.

    • @anyabajaj07
      @anyabajaj07 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Harry was the most OOC person in cursed child than any character ever.

  • @rabbitlover8375
    @rabbitlover8375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Harry knows what it's like to grow in an abusive household, why on earth would he be like Vernon Dursley to his son?!?! Also Cedric, a Hufflepuff as a Death Eater?? At this point might aswell just obliviate ourselves to think that this book doesn't exist

    • @itsnotajokeitsahazard8700
      @itsnotajokeitsahazard8700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Believe me I wish my wand wasnt broken.

    • @Jesssel.
      @Jesssel. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      a lot of times children that grow up in an abusive home tend to be abuse parents because that is the way they were brought up and that was what they learned, im not saying that harry is abusive to his kids because he also knew what it meant to have real friends and have people love and care about him.

    • @skysisters5950
      @skysisters5950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To true

    • @Jesssel.
      @Jesssel. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @The Red Gamer and Animal lover. yea that’s why I said “I’m not saying Harry is abusive” lmao

    • @thelegend1801
      @thelegend1801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No, Obliviate won't help, you can't forget something that's so much worse than an unforgivable. Even being stuck in Azkaban with the Dementors seems to be too cheerful when compared to reading this thing.

  • @kayleeluu4311
    @kayleeluu4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1896

    the cursed child: *exists*
    every person whose every read harry potter: “sTop sTOp stOp, yOuR dOinG iT wRoNg”

    • @silvanafelicio576
      @silvanafelicio576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      ...your going to take someones eye out is harry potter not a piece of trash

    • @skydiamsteam6005
      @skydiamsteam6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EVAN MUDD I won’t

    • @CorrectionUnknown
      @CorrectionUnknown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you're*

    • @CorrectionUnknown
      @CorrectionUnknown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@silvanafelicio576 you're*

    • @aneetdar
      @aneetdar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      too true i hated the play totally diff from the harry potter we know and obsess over

  • @humanoid6365
    @humanoid6365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1367

    Any second now Rowling is gonna jump out and say J.K.

    • @TM-tb4di
      @TM-tb4di 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Underrated comment

    • @conserztasfia0078
      @conserztasfia0078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I mean it was all just a fun stage play until a tweet of her saying that it's canon

    • @mamalee2631
      @mamalee2631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I fricking hope so

    • @frde2190
      @frde2190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Twitter has ruined JKs career and I feel very bad for her now

    • @dingus6506
      @dingus6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfao

  • @winniethepooh6950
    @winniethepooh6950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Why did they even choose Cedric to be one of the villains? It works for Pettigrew because he depended on powerful people to protect himself, but Cedric being a death eater is impossible.

  • @subhradalray8415
    @subhradalray8415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4277

    So, Bellatrix touched You-Know-Who's You-Know-What.

  • @NoCryinRyan
    @NoCryinRyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    Me, whose never read The Cursed Child: *asks about The Cursed Child*
    Potterheads everywhere: we do not speak its name.

    • @ihatesnakue6580
      @ihatesnakue6580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same vibe bro. Never read it but heard it sucks harder than Snape's story!!!

    • @Pink.Blink25
      @Pink.Blink25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah I never read it but i saw some glimpses of it and I already hate it.

    • @valeriarodriguez-cadillavi6841
      @valeriarodriguez-cadillavi6841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We refer to it as you-know-what

    • @yukirin1473
      @yukirin1473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      New name : You know what

    • @sawyer1312
      @sawyer1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m so sad that I’m the only one that thought it was good😕

  • @lialavalva6818
    @lialavalva6818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    This book is complete rubbish. Harry Potter, the boy who was abused for ten years of his life, Harry Potter, the boy who grew up with no parents, would never, ever ever ever ever talk to his son like that. Not even as a joke. Not to mention the Mcgonagall thing. He cast a fricken unforgivable curse for her!!!!!

    • @micx.l0gy358
      @micx.l0gy358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Audible Garbage u remember when Harry was yelling at lupin for leaving his son OF COURSE HARRY WOULD NEVER TALK LIKE THAT this book is a complete rubbish

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *Not written by JK Rowling.*
      Time travel is back and the story focuses on it rather than Harry solving a mystery like the 7 books.
      Harry who lived with Petunia and Vernon for years tells his son he doesn't want him, how terrible.
      Harry acts like a jerk to McGonagall.
      Polyjuice is brewed by new kids faster than HERMIONE could in the old books.
      Voldemort who doesn't understand or want love, made love to Bellatrix with no explained utilitarian reason. He doesn't seem to gain anything from it.
      None of the new characters develop enough, and the old characters don't face trials in adulthood.
      Harry Potter world's best Auror investigates NOTHING.
      Hufflepuff Cedric is humiliated enough to become a DEATH EATER.
      *See Austin McConnell's videos for proposed rewrites and the comments on that video for feedback.*

    • @melissacraig4839
      @melissacraig4839 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xtzyshuadog Sex is actually one of the basic desires. Sex has nothing to do with wanting love or closeness. Animals have sex and then kill each other. This whole voldy wouldn't have sex because he can't feel love bull is just that bull. I am not in the least bit surprised that he would have been having sex with her. She was in love with him. Wouldn't mess with her own husband. It made sense to me.

    • @rice2meatu
      @rice2meatu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      melissa craig It’s out of character though. Voldemort thought he would be immortal, why would he have “love”, the chemical need to reproduce, and frick. When humans love each other it usually means they find each other fit to bear offspring, at least at the basic most animalistic level. And if Voldy just wanted sex for fun and pleasure, then idefk

    • @melissacraig4839
      @melissacraig4839 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rice2meatu The just for fun and pleasure part is what I'm getting at. Not everyone who has sex or even have kids together love each other. More often then not they don't care about each other at all. Sex is actually considered a basic human need. I wouldn't classify it as out of character. We never get into sexual urges in the Harry potter world. So we don't know how he felt about it to say it was out of character. We do know that people get drunk and Shit in the Harry potter world. So for all we know bellatrix got him Shit faced and took advantage of him. This part is the least shocking as far as I'm concerned.

  • @thebeehivekicker7191
    @thebeehivekicker7191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Petition to have Morgan Ross rewrite the script. I am sure the whole fandom would accept it as canon.

  • @Val-xb3rw
    @Val-xb3rw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Reasons why Harry would NEVER be rude to his son:
    1- He grew i an abusive household hating every single aspect of it.
    yep, that should do to explain why the writers never even opened a HP book

    • @groot8950
      @groot8950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Or even watched 5 minutes of a HP movie.

    • @ilp8067
      @ilp8067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or probably don't know what abusive means.

    • @שרלילה-ג6כ
      @שרלילה-ג6כ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Unfortunately, a lot of people who grow up in abusive households (not all of them, of course) also "learn" from it and, as much as they suffered, think it's the normal way to treat children. But I also think Harry wouldn't be that kind of person.

    • @gotnochill1924
      @gotnochill1924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@שרלילה-ג6כ yes you're right, but people like that always seem to hate the idea of family. But Harry always wanted to have a family of his own, and also the compassion he showed towards his friends and others throughout the entire series is pretty evident he would not be a negligent dad.

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Did his time under the Weasley’s roof mean nothing? Molly considered Harry to be like a son and went out of her way to do nice things for Harry.
      Even if he grew up in an emotionally abusive household, that doesn’t change that he was compassionate towards people and that he actually had a family that didn’t treat him like the plague.

  • @Iarabunny
    @Iarabunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    To be honest, we would probably have preferred to have a prequel about the marauders backstory then this rubbish 🚮

    • @alex.d7419
      @alex.d7419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Or even about the founders

    • @danielkret7413
      @danielkret7413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YOU SPEAK THE ENGLISH OF J.K. ROWLING THANK YOU!!!!

    • @Zero_Is_Stopping_Time
      @Zero_Is_Stopping_Time 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its time to canonize some fan-fic 😌✨

    • @danielkret7413
      @danielkret7413 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zero_Is_Stopping_Time yeah you right

    • @danielkret7413
      @danielkret7413 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@naddarr1 Yes I agree

  • @shazaraad9767
    @shazaraad9767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    I don't think draco would be hard on his kid cause he knows what it feels like I mean he was suffering because of his bad father

    • @taylorscott5404
      @taylorscott5404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      and harry but with his uncle aunt and cousin
      edit: he also had to deal with his mum and dad dying him being a mf wizard oh and an fully grown adult trying to kill him and will continue to try and kill him every year

    • @ema7246
      @ema7246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But draco wasnt?? Draco wasn’t abused like Harry, he actually was the opposite. He was spoiled, and given everything???? Yes Lucius made Draco hate muggles but why arent yall hating on his mother? She was the same. If this was real life, he would be considered racist. So yes, y’all should stop making Draco the victim, when he wasnt.

    • @chendror872
      @chendror872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He wasn't his father spoiled him but yes he probably wasn't a bad father

    • @chendror872
      @chendror872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ema7246 true

    • @ema7246
      @ema7246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@staystaystay4669 yh, but its not like before that she didnt encourage draco to not hate muggles

  • @willsolacemahsaamini8681
    @willsolacemahsaamini8681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Roses are red 🌹
    Violets are blue 🔵
    The Cursed Child is just a fanfiction ✍️
    And I know that you agree too 😃

    • @xxjulia0xx341
      @xxjulia0xx341 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yep

    • @AnnStyle
      @AnnStyle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@xxjulia0xx341yep

    • @coconutwombats
      @coconutwombats 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Actually its worse than fanfiction

    • @iloveoliviarodrigo100
      @iloveoliviarodrigo100 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You are so talented

  • @HamzaAli0411
    @HamzaAli0411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    My favourite line was
    Scorpius:people think I’m the son of voldemort
    Albus:You can’t be you have a nose!

    • @kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214
      @kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True

    • @charlienoface600
      @charlienoface600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Voldemort didn't have a nose because he split his soul too much!

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Seems like writers only watched movies before writing this cursed book

    • @sushiliana30
      @sushiliana30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And the other my fav line,,
      Snape: Tell Albus.. tell Albus Severus.. I'm proud he carries my name..

    • @Thepatient0
      @Thepatient0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hamza Ali well his daughter has a nose

  • @thepotato4802
    @thepotato4802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3393

    *“The Cursed Child is not canon. Morgan said calmly”*

    • @blueness9133
      @blueness9133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      *rOwLinG diD yOu rEaLLy aPrOoVe oF tHiS bOoK?*

    • @l8studios_
      @l8studios_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The movie: THE CURSED CHILD IS NOT CANNON

    • @blueheartorangeheart3768
      @blueheartorangeheart3768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      “Rowling did you put your name on this garbage fire?”

    • @roshi7481
      @roshi7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@blueheartorangeheart3768 omggg lol

    • @roshi7481
      @roshi7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes !!!!!!!!! *as dumbledore watched proudly form his paintings his legacy lives for ever*

  • @redtomato3943
    @redtomato3943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1445

    On pottermore, it says that the minister for magic is still Kingsley, not Hermione. So even Rowling herself doesn’t seem to care about the eighth book very much

    • @pacesplace
      @pacesplace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Most probably those two peeps used crucio/imperio on her XD

    • @DaughterofPersephone0630
      @DaughterofPersephone0630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Imperio is more likely

    • @ChiefAkatosh
      @ChiefAkatosh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Huh? What eight book? There's only SEVEN books. Period.

    • @redtomato3943
      @redtomato3943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ChiefAkatosh lol

    • @mattthesilent777RED
      @mattthesilent777RED 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I bet Percy Weasley becomes MOM at some point

  • @navaneethrnair9168
    @navaneethrnair9168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    For me one of the hardest parts to believe was Voldemort having a daughter because he was incapable of love and he only longed for power

    • @Harry-Hartmann
      @Harry-Hartmann ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed

    • @rug4565
      @rug4565 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Agreed, and he always viewed himself as somekind of god, far above everyone else. Too far above anybody else to lower himself to them (pun intended). "I, who has stretched the limits of magic, who has gone further than anyone before me ever dared to." (i remember him stating something like that)...
      If anything, it would have been more believable to me if he had magically created some "child" of him somehow using Dumbledore's powers. even though it's canon that magic can't be stolen. But with some smart wrtitng they might have gotten away with that, some form of dark magic that is able to mimick/recreate another's ability/talent or whatever

    • @melissam597
      @melissam597 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      For me the fact Bellatrix is the mother makes it even stupider.

    • @sawanna508
      @sawanna508 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Love is not necessary to sire a child. If I try hard I could imagine a version were Tom Riddle sired a child by accident at some point or he could have seduced a woman to get something he wanted but not Voldemort after splitting his soles so many times. But if he sired a child when he was young it would be older then Harry.

    • @queenelsa-237
      @queenelsa-237 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly 😂😂😂

  • @Eadig
    @Eadig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    I don’t think the writers even read the books. I feel like they were just going from what was in the movies.

    • @Rurix48
      @Rurix48 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      judging from his review they didn't even watch the movies.. i think they read a synopsis of the movies.

    • @Hakakuno
      @Hakakuno 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      even the movies wouldn’t give you this mess. I don’t think they even watched the movies.

    • @tammykat9257
      @tammykat9257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eadig 1 that would make sense because reading would take around 50 hours
      2 that’s kinda stupid why would you make a story about something you barely know like if you only saw the movies you would know nothing about some details that may be important like spew you would know nothing about it

    • @kimkelley426
      @kimkelley426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eadig well for me since it’s garbage I don’t think they even watched the movies.

    • @daileytribune6490
      @daileytribune6490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly, not even the movies.

  • @lbatwell
    @lbatwell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2287

    Why would JK let such a muggle write Harry Potter

    • @LilLuniax
      @LilLuniax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Send whoever wrote that rubbish to Azkaban

    • @birdieandsambolin9667
      @birdieandsambolin9667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LilLuniax yass!

    • @charlotteyu2145
      @charlotteyu2145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment deserves way more likes

    • @Sarkeysmusic
      @Sarkeysmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Loveness Batwell I’m confused how muggles used the imperious curse on jk

    • @e.p3509
      @e.p3509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *a mudblood

  • @adamstuff7967
    @adamstuff7967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

    "A terrible story is a terrible story, there's no fixing that"
    -MovieFlame

  • @harrypotterfans5446
    @harrypotterfans5446 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Me before reading the Cursed Child: Oh I heard they brought back time turners! Maybe they will save Fred!
    Me After: *Calls The Ministry Of Magic* Hello? I think we finally found something more trashier than Umbridge.

    • @horseyharper4684
      @horseyharper4684 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This comment is hilarious

    • @aalan2091
      @aalan2091 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro should I read it is it worth reading because I already bought it and now I think maybe it will ruin the 7 books nice story so tell me should I read it is it worth reading

    • @jessfidler2356
      @jessfidler2356 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aalan2091 no

    • @IdiotSandwich69420lol
      @IdiotSandwich69420lol ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aalan2091 nope 🙅

    • @GameFreakSucks
      @GameFreakSucks 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@aalan2091nope. It’s trash. Just read the 7 books/8 movies

  • @LightSage89
    @LightSage89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    Book Cedric: Oh, wait. I won that Quidditch match because my opposite Seeker got attacked by Dementors? Can we have a do-over, please?
    CC Cedric: I lost the tournament? Welp. Time to become a Death Eater.

    • @hsloner1212
      @hsloner1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      For real though

    • @Judyc6811
      @Judyc6811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Definitely him, no funny business anywhere

    • @partyelixir1265
      @partyelixir1265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      'the best Cedric depiction ever'

    • @priangsunath3951
      @priangsunath3951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      But you see... Cedric's great great great grand uncle's friend's son's aunt's great great great nephew's second cousin 1st removed's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand father in law is salizar slytherin's secretary's neighbor's dentist. So it was obvious that he would become a death wizard if he had any reason to.

    • @DaughterofPersephone0630
      @DaughterofPersephone0630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@priangsunath3951 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hetvihatadia7914
    @hetvihatadia7914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Cursed child is prolly why things in wizarding world ends at 7
    It's like the one Harry Potter sequel written by a Twilight fan

    • @ayeshapatel9595
      @ayeshapatel9595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The twilight shade was best🔥
      Now lets pretend there's no book called 'you- know-what'

    • @Sydney-wh8gq
      @Sydney-wh8gq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please don’t insult twilight!!

    • @debashisbarua8136
      @debashisbarua8136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Twilight is way better than curse child

    • @ArtisticButterfly93
      @ArtisticButterfly93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OR 50 Shades of Gray, originally a Twilight Fanfic...

  • @tooskeveltman9561
    @tooskeveltman9561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    There is one good thing about reading this book, it made me love the original books even more and i was able to create my own imagination of harry’s future.

  • @stephentoth2745
    @stephentoth2745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thank you so much for your work on this video. I hadn't planned to read this book and now after this video there is NO WAY I will read this book. I have just finished reading all seven of the books for the first time and loved them all and to have them ruined by this one book would anger me so much so I appreciate you saving me the trouble. While I understand people can be affected by the circumstances that they endure in life, it seems hard to believe that Harry, Ron and Hermione would change that drastically and so completely different from the original canon. I think you hit the nail on the head when you said all Rowling saw was the check they sent her and she signed off based on that. This book sounds like it would ruin all the love that I have for Harry Potter after reading the books. Thanks again for your hard work.

  • @MotherBra1n
    @MotherBra1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    you are far too kind . Severus Snape would never say "I am proud that Harry has named his son after me." That scene was nonsensical fan service.
    Amos being annoyed with Harry is also nonsense. He didn't blame Harry in the goblet of fire and is almost never mentioned after the Goblet of Fire. It's melodramatic nonsense

    • @missxmarvel
      @missxmarvel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      jsa1993 I agree. Voldemort did it and Credric chose to be a part of the tournament.

    • @maia_xx8757
      @maia_xx8757 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

    • @maia_xx8757
      @maia_xx8757 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@missxmarvel *Cedric

  • @dcspidey1218
    @dcspidey1218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Zuko: That ... wasn't a good play.
    Aang: I'll say.
    Katara: No kidding.
    Suki: Horrible.
    Toph: You said it.
    Sokka: But the effects were decent.

    • @HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad
      @HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Even Ozai wouldn't like it.

    • @enjoyerofgames-
      @enjoyerofgames- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is how I describe cursed child from now on

    • @En1ow
      @En1ow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Teun de Heer I hate the people who say that it is just a bad play *full stop*. Like istg the story is shit but the rest of the play is great...

    • @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343
      @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's literally the only thing the show has going for it.

    • @futuristicgirl14
      @futuristicgirl14 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jfc how old are you

  • @meaganhenscheid9305
    @meaganhenscheid9305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1173

    Harry would NEVER be that rude to his son! The last movie (deathly hallows 2 I think) Harry was so caring toward his son! I feel like Rowling didn't even read this!
    I'm a bit mad now...🙄😒

    • @Praehotec
      @Praehotec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Didn't the epilogue of Deathly Hallows show Harry specifically say that he would be alright with Albus being in Slytherin? Since Snape had been a Slytherin? Then in this book it just becomes such a point of contention between them that it didn't make sense.

    • @janicebyrd9513
      @janicebyrd9513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meagan Henscheid it is deathly hallows 2

    • @katiegirl671
      @katiegirl671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Omg yes! He was like " sometimes I wish you weren't my son " and it's like what the actual heck is this.. and then he threatened Mcgonagall and separating Albus and Scorpius.... even though they are best friends..

    • @janicebyrd9513
      @janicebyrd9513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Meagan Henscheid in deathly hallows 2, “Albus Severus Potter, You we’re named after two headmasters of hogwarts.
      One of them is a slytherin, and he’s the bravest man I’ve ever known.

    • @Waleed-kc4eo
      @Waleed-kc4eo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      she didnt write the book

  • @Kyranyoutubevids
    @Kyranyoutubevids ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Plot twist: the cursed child was written by both Rita skeeter. Dolores umbridge. gilderoy Lockhart. And uncle vernon Dursley.

    • @YoniAber-k7x
      @YoniAber-k7x หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes

    • @YoniAber-k7x
      @YoniAber-k7x หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They impersonated j k Rowling for a day and came up with this

  • @gracep3930
    @gracep3930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Harry is literally the most humble guy ever but he was also that parent:
    ”james, when I was your age i was entered in a life or death tournament where I in fact did almost die like five times, so I don't see what's the big deal about doing your own laundry.”
    Or is that just me

    • @clarabaldwin7798
      @clarabaldwin7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I agree he would say things like that but he wouldn't brag about experiences he has from the war that would have traumatized him.

    • @Liam33123
      @Liam33123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His sons not called James it’s albus

    • @clarabaldwin7798
      @clarabaldwin7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Liam33123 he has two boys and girl: James Sirius, Albus Severus, and Lily Luna

    • @batvaleska
      @batvaleska 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Headcanon approves

    • @klaudiagrob
      @klaudiagrob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Liam33123 Seriously? He has 2 sons in case you didn't know haha.

  • @georgemillman6774
    @georgemillman6774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    Even if Rowling hadn't destroyed all Time-Turners in the books, there's a much more simple reason why the Time-Turner plot doesn't work. In Prisoner of Azkaban, it's made quite clear that the rules of time aren't like in Doctor Who with separate timelines. There is one timeline, that always exists and was always going to exist, and incorporates anyone who will change time in the future. For that reason, wizards who travel back in time can't actually CHANGE anything, they can only cause what always happened the first time. Dumbledore already knew, when he suggested that Harry and Hermione use the Time-Turner, that Buckbeak had escaped. First version of Harry was being attacked by Dementors and saw a mysterious figure who looked like his father warding them off. Second version tries to get closer to see who it was that saved him the first time, and then realises it was actually he himself. Nothing different happens the second time than the first time, it's just a different perspective. And that's an important thing to have, because otherwise they could just reverse time and change it whenever anything bad happens. How was this not flagged up?

    • @georgemillman6774
      @georgemillman6774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      And here's another one... one of the most important messages of the series is that 'it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow up to be'. Giving Voldemort a kid in the first place is stupid, but if they were going to absolutely insist on that it would be far more consistent with the message of the original books to actually give her a redemption. If Delphi is destined to be evil just because of who her parents were (I presume she's the titular 'Cursed Child', although it never quite says) that completely defeats the most important message of the original story.

    • @anuradha313
      @anuradha313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Exactly, thank you! I was shocked to see that this wasn't talked about anywhere. Time turners just take you back in time, not to a parallel universe/alternate reality!

    • @partyelixir1265
      @partyelixir1265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Some how we are more sensible then AUTHORS. That's should give us a red flag about these guys

    • @Thegravedigger0
      @Thegravedigger0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You seem to be forgetting that in that same book Hermione mentioned that mcgonagall told of accounts that the past HAS BEEN Changed but it always end disastrously, the same thing reiterated on pottermore.

    • @georgemillman6774
      @georgemillman6774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Thegravedigger0 I haven't forgotten, and I know Hermione said that. The exact quote is 'Loads of them have ended up killing their past or future selves by mistake', and it's unclear how that works. If you kill your past self, it's a complete paradox because then you'd never have lived to go back in time and cause that to happen. Killing your future self is a bit more possible, but then you'd question, if you knew it would result in your death, why you'd go back in time in the first place (perhaps it was in attempting to prevent their own deaths that these people died in the first place).
      The way Hermione says it, she's simplifying it to make Harry understand that he can't meddle, so the precise veracity of how it works can't be inferred from her words. Nevertheless, it's made extremely clear from the way it's written that there is one single timeline. And the content of the books takes precedence over what is on Pottermore if there's a clash.

  • @pieguy6992
    @pieguy6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Sorcerer’s Stone: I’m the first book and I’m a great introduction to the magical world
    Chamber of Secrets: I was the first sequel and proved Rowling could keep a good story even in a sequel; I also started setting up the Horcrux storyline
    Prisoner of Azkaban: I added new, finer details into the magical world as well as introducing Sirius Black
    Goblet of Fire: I had a good mystery and epic twist at the end; I also had good pacing- and of course, I brought Voldemort back to set up later plots
    Order of the Phoenix: I, though being the longest book in the series, had a lot of details and new parts added into the series; I also introduced the prophecy that becomes crucial later on- furthermore, I give huge insights into Harry’s mind and the isolation he feels
    Half-Blood Prince: I brought Harry and Dumbledore closer together, as well as revealing more about Voldemort; I added a new part to Draco Malfoy’s character; I have the very emotional death of Dumbledore; and I set up the entire plot for Deathly Hallows
    Deathly Hallows: I am the phenomenal series finale, with an amazing balance between emotional character development and action-packed magical duels; the characters go on a great adventure to destroy the Horcruxes, eventually killing Voldemort and ending his terrible reign once and for all
    Cursed Child:

    • @henryishere0037
      @henryishere0037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Cursed Child: i iz de biggg gae and ezzz noooooot canoooooon i is fanfic oooooo herminee is blecc lololololololol cadricc becom deth eatr and kirr nuvile XDXDXDXDXD

    • @niahoad
      @niahoad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Cursed child: i am albus severus potter and the most unlikeable brat ever

    • @A--DuongDuyKhang
      @A--DuongDuyKhang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its really a cursed child.

    • @aszneeskutnu5604
      @aszneeskutnu5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cursed child: i am galleon

    • @noahw5794
      @noahw5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The cursed child: and im (beat) I don't know ejfjbakdlllwkxbjxjekfhaz

  • @caseyjp1
    @caseyjp1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Excellent breakdown. I remember checking out the synopsis when this came out and laughed...and ignored it.
    The thing that sticks out in my head is that all of the idiotic nonsense in the play happens DIRECTLY after the end of the 19 Years Later scene in which a Father comforts his son, tells him of the bravest man he ever knew, and gives him the tidbit about the sorting hat before hugging him and helping him on the train.
    The play should never have been made with the story that they tossed together.
    Also, Rowling almost certainly is under contractual obligation to NOT denigrate the material. Otherwise someone in r/l obliviated her.

  • @yourlocaltranscousin5190
    @yourlocaltranscousin5190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    Things wrong with Cursed Child:
    -2 time-turners (thought they all got destroyed, J.K Rowling did it to avoid plot holes, what happened)
    -Voldemort had a kid (self-explanitory)
    -Harry is a mean jerk (wasn't he a loyal and humble dude-?)
    -Harry brags a lot (if he couldn't do it once because of the trauma, why can he suddenly talk about it all day)
    -Ron became like Fred and George (i mean he could've but that doesn't mean that you can delete his entire personality)
    -Cedric became a death-eater (but he wanted Harry to win so how does this add up)
    -Voldemort won (so you're telling me that nobody else could've killed Nagini or the question of why did Cedric kill Neville)
    -Albus is a brat (uh Albus didn't exist in the 7 books so I don't have a fact against it, I just don't like how bratty he is)
    -Hermione being Minister of Magic (movie Hermione? I can see that but books Hermione? Ehh sorry book Hermione but no)
    -"You'll go to Askaban, just like your mother" (it makes it sound like Bellatrix is alive and the fact that Bellatrix and Voldemort are together is so wrong, Bellatrix was one of his loyal followers who basically did everything Voldemort wanted, not Voldemort's girlfriend)
    -Trolley lady being a bad person (let's be real, she was one of the most wholesome characters in the whole series)
    -Delphi breaking into Hogwarts (until the world's best security is as weak as leaving the key in the lock, I won't believe it)
    -Harry being able to look into the future (pretty sure Harry became the 3rd illegal time turner)
    -The fact it's canon (what the duck)
    -The fact that it exists (pretty sure it terrified a good portion of the potterheads)
    These are not my points, these are MovieFlame's so don't come for me, I just agree with him-

    • @karlimlielavafele
      @karlimlielavafele 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Facts

    • @zrc1514
      @zrc1514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Also that Snape is alive when they go back in the first place. Voldemort would have still killed him thinking that he was the master of the elder wand.

    • @melissatenbrink9251
      @melissatenbrink9251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Who ever had the time to read this you are a legend and who ever wrote I pray for your thumbs

    • @starplayer777
      @starplayer777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a lot of things!

    • @Andrea-hn9nz
      @Andrea-hn9nz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow that's a lot

  • @hassassinator2293
    @hassassinator2293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    So basically they ruined the storyline of 7 books with one book

    • @aj.judge09
      @aj.judge09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated comment.

    • @violentalpha4459
      @violentalpha4459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is

    • @groot8950
      @groot8950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Just pretend it doesn't exist, ok? Make yourself think the trio scene at the end of the war in Deathly Hallows is the end of Harry Potter. Forget 19 years later scene, and forget this shitty fanfiction. Makes you a lot happier :-)

    • @ci690
      @ci690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What book? There aren't any books except the first 7.

    • @geminireacts9597
      @geminireacts9597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly what I was thinking

  • @randomgirl67
    @randomgirl67 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    3 reasons why nobody should like Cursed Child:
    1. THEY MADE CEDRIC A DEATH EATER EVEN THOUGH HE HELPS HARRY WITH THE EGG
    2. IT RUINS TIME TRAVELLING
    3. ISN'T THERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ANY TIME TURNERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @alva4823
      @alva4823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cedric Also said to Harry inte the maze ”you have it”, when he clearly could got it id he wanted to.

    • @kevinprehm
      @kevinprehm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, it make sense
      He got a bit embarrassed, so he turns completely evil. Doesn't that make sense?

    • @ohlookitscorn.
      @ohlookitscorn. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin Prehm no it’s doesn’t actually.

    • @kevinprehm
      @kevinprehm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ohlookitscorn. r\whoosh

    • @kevinprehm
      @kevinprehm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ohlookitscorn. bruh, are you inept or something
      Can you not read sarcasm

  • @silver329
    @silver329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I am so mad at the writers for making Harry a terrible person.

  • @christinachan1322
    @christinachan1322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    DRACO HAS LONG HAIR IN THE CURSED CHILD? man, who is he? he looks like he’s a Kung Fu master. Harry’s mark on his forehead here is cringeworthy. Ginny looks like she’s mcgonagall’s age AND A KAREN, Ron looks like he was never before a Weasley and Hermione, i-
    theory: Harry is the cursed child

    • @nezuko-chan4553
      @nezuko-chan4553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Omg Ginny looking like a Karen 😂

    • @mikerodgers8453
      @mikerodgers8453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I don’t understand WHY they made hermionie black. I’m not racist I just don’t understand it.

    • @rhea-jb3pn
      @rhea-jb3pn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@mikerodgers8453 I am not racist either. But they literally changed Hermione's race in the cursed child

    • @mikerodgers8453
      @mikerodgers8453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@rhea-jb3pn I am still confused why they even changed her race. Like what went through their head.

    • @groot8950
      @groot8950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mikerodgers8453 That was only during the play, I think if they make a movie it will be the original cast.
      But the Cursed Child is just fucking fanfiction. Even the 8 movies are more canon than this shit.

  • @IofSheikah
    @IofSheikah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    So Harry Potter and Star Wars were both like “oh you remember that super evil ugly guy that was trying to kill everyone? Yeah they had a kid.”

    • @powerthunfischdesdonners3086
      @powerthunfischdesdonners3086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      dont forget "you know the hero you liked? we took *creative liberties* with it"

    • @MrKingtyrant05
      @MrKingtyrant05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right?? Such cheap storytelling and not at all original and newly fresh plot.

    • @kamdynlutz5160
      @kamdynlutz5160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im WHEEZING RN😭😭

    • @partyelixir1265
      @partyelixir1265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@powerthunfischdesdonners3086 lol

    • @lordofthegeckos533
      @lordofthegeckos533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Palpatine having a kid is definitely weird and I'm not a fan of it, but at the very least I'll give them that it's not massively inconsistent with his character. For Voldemort on the other hand, it absolutely is. I mean, his two main defining traits are 1) his complete inability to have any sort of connection with other people, or even to really understand them, and 2) his absolute obsession with living forever. Both of those would leave him with absolutely no reason to need or want to have a child.

  • @georgiagiannoukou6
    @georgiagiannoukou6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Harry to Albus : "There were times i wish you werent my son"
    me: WTFFF HARRY WOULD NEVER SAY SUCH THING!!

    • @zerophantomyt433
      @zerophantomyt433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Well spotted."

    • @drakke125Channel
      @drakke125Channel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      There's NO reason for harry to be repossessed by Voldemort or even any such evil thing that resembles Voldywart in the slightest, so I don't get why they thought this would have made any sense. Voldy is GONE from his body, no traces whatsoever. The only thing that would have made sense is if there was a horcrux left unchecked.

    • @drakke125Channel
      @drakke125Channel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Gngiu I was under the impression that ron prob matured quite a bit actually esp with Hermione there to straighten him out, and Harry and the others would have made sure Ron wasn't doing anything stupid as well before the wedding. Even this unforgivable curse of a fanfiction/play referenced Ron being less of a man cuz he wasn't married to Hermione in the alternate timeline. This whole book was a bad dream/nightmare that never should have existee.

    • @zerophantomyt433
      @zerophantomyt433 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gngiu holup

    • @ZaddyGohan
      @ZaddyGohan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Honestly. Someone who grew up with no parents and nobody loving him would never say this to his child

  • @happygiraffe2732
    @happygiraffe2732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Gilderoy in the second book: arrogant, snobby, a show off, prideful, has to be the best.
    Harry in the “book that shall not be named”: arrogant, snobby, a show off, prideful, has to be the best… looks like someone got there characters confused when writing the “book” and I’ll give you a hint *John Tiffany, Jack Thorne*

  • @sparklejumpropequeen8002
    @sparklejumpropequeen8002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Morgan: It feels like a crappy fanfiction
    That’s offensive to fanfiction

    • @racheldixon5528
      @racheldixon5528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂 WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS 😂🤣🤣!

    • @groot8950
      @groot8950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true 😂😂

    • @POTTERS_HOME
      @POTTERS_HOME 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your profile photo 😓

    • @sparklejumpropequeen8002
      @sparklejumpropequeen8002 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@POTTERS_HOME EXCUSE ME

    • @POTTERS_HOME
      @POTTERS_HOME 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sparklejumpropequeen8002 ummmm.....

  • @beboladagingenak6740
    @beboladagingenak6740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3407

    This book is secretly Voldermort's 9th horcruxes

    • @imabadbitchyoucantkillme1176
      @imabadbitchyoucantkillme1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      We must destroy all copies

    • @karana2833
      @karana2833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      That's why its so evil

    • @lildee1734
      @lildee1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It would be destroyed prettey quickly...😓

    • @mareebee7046
      @mareebee7046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Quick, get the sword of Godrick Gryffindor

    • @dimataha7175
      @dimataha7175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@mareebee7046 I cant.......I am a ravenclaw

  • @imakoalanomatterwhatyathin7389
    @imakoalanomatterwhatyathin7389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

    im sorry but this book sounds like a fanfiction by some human who was not a harry potter fan

    • @kilaaas2599
      @kilaaas2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      zainab gardezi the two writers is a muggle 🙄

    • @twilightundersky8658
      @twilightundersky8658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      If the 2 writers were muggle then how did they put the imperious curse on Rowling?

    • @fugocat
      @fugocat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And they also ship draco and harry.. ew

    • @callie7512
      @callie7512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I know, but I like how nice Scorpius is and how him and Albus are best friends and they are both in Slytherin. thats all I like about it, though.

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Not written by JK Rowling.*
      Time travel is back and the story focuses on it rather than Harry solving a mystery like the 7 books.
      Harry who lived with Petunia and Vernon for years tells his son he doesn't want him, how terrible.
      Harry acts like a jerk to McGonagall.
      Polyjuice is brewed by new kids faster than HERMIONE could in the old books.
      Voldemort who doesn't understand or want love, made love to Bellatrix with no explained utilitarian reason. He doesn't seem to gain anything from it.
      None of the new characters develop enough, and the old characters don't face trials in adulthood.
      Harry Potter world's best Auror investigates NOTHING.
      Hufflepuff Cedric is humiliated enough to become a DEATH EATER.
      *See Austin McConnell's videos for proposed rewrites and the comments on that video for feedback.*

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You can't magically create life"
    Malfoy: "Hold this magic snake I just summoned"

    • @sawanna508
      @sawanna508 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly it was summond like Hermione's birds, not created.

  • @coastalrecords4612
    @coastalrecords4612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    I love how they completely forget that Cedric was literally fine with Harry winning the Tournament based on their friendship and respect for one another...Doesn't that have Death Eater written all over it?

    • @adenosinetriphosphate2494
      @adenosinetriphosphate2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @Graham Evans Yeah. The guy was a few feet away from the Cup and still offered it to Harry. Idk why the writers of the play thought he’d go bad

    • @spazzingaming4517
      @spazzingaming4517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He went bad because he got embarrassed then bullied

    • @exclusivxrose2979
      @exclusivxrose2979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@spazzingaming4517 in what timekine a wholsome hufflepuff will become death eater for being extremeky bullied

    • @BonnerDoesYouTube
      @BonnerDoesYouTube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adenosinetriphosphate2494 Drugs

    • @hunter-m
      @hunter-m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@spazzingaming4517 he probably went bad because he remembered twilight was a thing

  • @henryfosumarfo209
    @henryfosumarfo209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    These two dudes must write a full parchment of, "I must never tell lies" with Umbridge's quill.

    • @henryishere0037
      @henryishere0037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why yes of course!

    • @sheejarafi6234
      @sheejarafi6234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not full never stop writing that

    • @gx7509
      @gx7509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

    • @henryishere0037
      @henryishere0037 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gerrychr sorry I don't speak Dora the Explorer lover.

    • @patax144
      @patax144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      for once that punishment actually seems fit

  • @ashhabimran239
    @ashhabimran239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Remember when Harry stabbed Voldemort's diary with the Basilisk fang. That's how a lot of Potterheads feel about this book

    • @abhakarkumar9149
      @abhakarkumar9149 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But still that makes more sense then this entire book

    • @Totomy2011
      @Totomy2011 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@abhakarkumar9149OP meant that’s how potterheads felt about the cursed cursed child. They felt like they were getting stabbed

    • @Kyranyoutubevids
      @Kyranyoutubevids ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Harry Potter: himself
      Tom riddle: cursed child Harry Potter.
      Basilisk fang: knife
      Tom Riddle’s diary: the cursed child book

    • @sandraagcaoili3717
      @sandraagcaoili3717 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      498 and 3 comments? Let me fix that

  • @stijndoppen1413
    @stijndoppen1413 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    In the battle of seven potters it was Dumbledore who came up with the idea to use seven Harry´s. So Harry only fought voldemort alone once.

  • @operationkhaoz5659
    @operationkhaoz5659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    That person who rated it 5 stars were under the imperious curse

    • @saltychips1059
      @saltychips1059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol true

    • @jak.cr1ym
      @jak.cr1ym 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lmaoooo true, this is underrated

    • @tonyhou9246
      @tonyhou9246 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No! I love the cursed child and I am not under the imperious curse.

    • @operationkhaoz5659
      @operationkhaoz5659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *reports*

    • @Jack1121_
      @Jack1121_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tonyhou9246 ....

  • @Mppabppapp
    @Mppabppapp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    This book completely ruins the original Harry Potter series. I could probably write a fanfiction better than this stuff.

    • @TotyVale
      @TotyVale 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Molly Zhou this was a plot of JK and those guys to make money from us! I think it says a lot of who she is! After all! Wow just wow!

    • @Phoenix_of_Sun
      @Phoenix_of_Sun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      How does it ruin the series? Just pretend it doesn’t exist using your imagination young one. Boom problem solved.

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I was even surprised that they wrote Cursed Child in the first place. I was content with the ending of Deathly Hallows where Voldermort dies .Harry and Ginny get married have three kids. Ron and Hermione get married and have two kids. They live happily ever after. There shouldn't be anymore to it then that.

    • @torileaann1314
      @torileaann1314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Of course you could lol my nine year old sister who has only read books 1-3 could write better fanfiction

    • @pichuizzy5305
      @pichuizzy5305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Molly Zhou of course you can! I can and I am only nine

  • @retlaw3290
    @retlaw3290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    It should be “Harry Potter and the pile of rubbish part 1&2”

  • @cjoutright9255
    @cjoutright9255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    There’s one thing I would add though: Developing the characters. We barely see much of Rose or James (Lily and Hugo are acceptable because they’re younger and just getting used to Hogwarts) and I think that it’d be cool to see how the Golden Trio struggle with parenthood/adulthood. Like someone said: it’s a *Harry Potter* book. It’s got his name in it. He should still be a very important character whose constantly learning from new experiences.
    But I do like that they kinda skipped to fourth year. They probably could’ve done it better, but it’s ironically original. It shows that life at Hogwarts isn’t always an adventure or that the students don’t have to constantly deal with threats. Some years, Hogwarts is just.. Hogwarts

  • @moonlitwarrior513
    @moonlitwarrior513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    I've read better fanfics on wattpad than on the actual book.

  • @henrywilliams231
    @henrywilliams231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    Turns out Voldemort had another horcrux...
    Harry Potter and the cursed child 😂

    • @raidahblossom
      @raidahblossom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Henry Williams Oh, that'll be easy enough to destroy then

    • @happybacon386
      @happybacon386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Destroy it plz

    • @enrico7015
      @enrico7015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No lmao

    • @bfnpolice3942
      @bfnpolice3942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Henry Williams BURN IT!

    • @retlaw3290
      @retlaw3290 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a garbage bin

  • @siwonsarmpithair1920
    @siwonsarmpithair1920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Author : wrote the curse child
    Harry : sectusempra!
    Ron : bloody hell what is that?
    Hermione : if u dont mind im going to bed before both of you *authors* come up with another stupid idea to get us killed, or worse, e x p e l l e d
    Draco : my father will hear about this!

    • @justarandombrit
      @justarandombrit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No,
      Draco: MY FATHER WILL DEFINITELY NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS, HE WOULD KILL ME IF I SHOWED HIM THIS!

    • @justarandombrit
      @justarandombrit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ophelia Malfoy oh no

    • @whatwhatwhatwhatdeukae
      @whatwhatwhatwhatdeukae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Luna: Oh, it can’t be that bad!
      (buys the book and reads one chapter)
      ...
      *where are my nargles when you need them?*

    • @ericgabrielalvesdecarvalho3496
      @ericgabrielalvesdecarvalho3496 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dumbledore: Truce?
      Voldemort: Truce
      *Both pick their wands*
      Both at same time: AVADA KE DAVRA

    • @-cosmixnebulae-7398
      @-cosmixnebulae-7398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Harry: What’s this rubbish?
      Ron: What the bloody hell was that all about?
      Hermione: Pathetic!
      Luna (to the writers): Wrackspurts got you?
      Draco: My father will hear about this!
      Dumbledore: There will come come a time, where you choose what’s right, over what’s easy.

  • @entityredstoneonyt
    @entityredstoneonyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The problems are that
    1. Everybody is misprotrayed.
    2. An heir to the heir of slytherin

  • @cherryixing4372
    @cherryixing4372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Harry in this book acts as if he was one of the Dursleys

    • @Diorchestra93
      @Diorchestra93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ugggh that even makes it worse. This play really is RUBBISH.🤢🤮

    • @Jake-qk2lw
      @Jake-qk2lw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Facts!!!

    • @ryleighhavard348
      @ryleighhavard348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean Dudley

    • @YoniAber-k7x
      @YoniAber-k7x หลายเดือนก่อน

      You see Vernon was actually a wizard and imperio’d Harry to act just like himself

  • @mattbrichacek8978
    @mattbrichacek8978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    I am starting to wonder if the writers actually read the og series.

    • @justmar4918
      @justmar4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Probably just watched the movies hahaha it’s honestly revolting

    • @groot8950
      @groot8950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@justmar4918 Even if you just watch the movies, you would know enough not to make such rubbish. Cursed Child is a disgrace.

    • @TeddyCue
      @TeddyCue 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They probably just searched on google, "Harry Potter Summary", and just wrote the book immediately

  • @BrunoSantos-li7jz
    @BrunoSantos-li7jz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1523

    What went wrong with “The Cursed Child” ?
    it exists

  • @MiMiDiction
    @MiMiDiction ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The handful of good things in Cursed Child are the newer ideas; Draco reflecting on his childhood jealousy, The children of the Trio not all being friends (I wish they had explored Rose and Albus' strained friendship more), Albus being in the shadow of his father's legacy while his siblings are more in line with what people expect. Even Scorpius' crush on Rose could've been an interesting way to show how the reputation of Slytherins had improved post-voldemort.
    Everything the sucks about Cursed Child are the things that are aiming to "recapture the magic" of the original story. Let's face it, the only reason the time-turners are here is so we can revisit a bunch of scenes and locations from the original story. If the writers had let Cursed Child fully focus on the the next generation, and what's going on in the present day, we could've had something really great.
    (Also, I actually really like the Blanket Scene. In my most generous reading of it, Harry was trying to recreate what Molly did for him in his 6th year; give him an old family heirloom to show Albus that he's a truly loved part of the family. But because Harry has been so closed off about his past, Albus doesn't fully understand the significance and just thinks he got a shitty gift, while his Gryffindor Siblings got better. But again, the writing rushes past this scene, so it's really easy to brush it off as Al being bratty. Again, it all comes down to the crappy writing that cares more about the past than the current day, which is a great metaphor for where the HP franchise is now, tbh.)

  • @edmontonboy99
    @edmontonboy99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Me: **reading the Cursed Child**
    Fred & George: **apparate behind me** THAT’S RUBBISH!

    • @abovethelimits4662
      @abovethelimits4662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fred be ded
      :(

    • @LynNorickHaile
      @LynNorickHaile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@abovethelimits4662 He'd surely come back for such a good joke.

    • @bolt69420
      @bolt69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LynNorickHaile ha yes

    • @mina5532
      @mina5532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@abovethelimits4662 Ghost Fred

    • @10knovideoisback19
      @10knovideoisback19 ปีที่แล้ว

      L wish there went back in time to save fred

  • @sarahg1476
    @sarahg1476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    It’s like the writers looked at the Daily Prophet and said, yeah, that’s Harry.

    • @biberflub
      @biberflub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao!! Yeah especially in the 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th movie where daily prophet gets out of hand

    • @The_Noble_Prince
      @The_Noble_Prince 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahaha I love the reference

  • @kaipabingwit3276
    @kaipabingwit3276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE REVIEW EVER, NO BIASES AND JUST HONEST OPINIONS.

    • @nottellinggooglelolnottell5498
      @nottellinggooglelolnottell5498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AGREED

    • @andrewhhan
      @andrewhhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's an accurate but ur statement that there is no bias is... wrong. His review is his personal opinions, his personal review, therefore, loads of bias. Although the bias is accurate, its still bias lol.

    • @nonothingnever
      @nonothingnever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly^^^
      Human beings can't be unbiased if it goes beyond our basic 5 senses and involves higher level cognition.

    • @swarnaiyer2475
      @swarnaiyer2475 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      AGREED

    • @swarnaiyer2475
      @swarnaiyer2475 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      AGREED

  • @aedan7878
    @aedan7878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I just did my first read through of this… or at least I tried to. After two hours of my life that I’m never getting back I am both laughing and screaming at this plot, so terribly to the point where I’ve stopped reading and don’t plan to continue. The ONLY and I mean ONLY logical and redeemable character in this is Scorpius. Every other character I despise and I think their choices are illogical and infuriating. I came into this book knowing that there were some issues with it not following canon, so I was prepared for that. What I was NOT prepared for however was the characters. I’m debating on whether I’m in a parallel universe or if the writers just got the characters so terribly wrong. It’s sad how much I have to say about them when I only finished a third of this sad excuse of a Harry Potter story, so I’ll skip over it so I don’t further infuriate myself. As a lover of storytelling (be it movies, books, stage plays, etc.), it is with great sorrow that I have to say a Harry Potter story was the first story I’ve ever hated so much I was unable to continue it. I give it a generous 0/10

  • @matkecjebote
    @matkecjebote 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2787

    Let's all act like this book doesn't exist

    • @adeleaslan8182
      @adeleaslan8182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      What book

    • @byo6837
      @byo6837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the cursed child you dumb bean lol

    • @brune559
      @brune559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@byo6837 I think she was just joking

    • @ronan1686
      @ronan1686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      What book?

    • @adeleaslan8182
      @adeleaslan8182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Trivekz I have no clue

  • @fiora6553
    @fiora6553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    **Me thinking What The Original Characters would React To this**
    Hermoine-
    "Stop Stop Stop! Your Going to Take someones Eye Out"
    " How Pathetic"
    Harry potter-
    "Whats This Rubbish?"
    Ron-
    "Whats this supposed to mean?"

    • @goki6548
      @goki6548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@viktoria7958 grammar nazi

    • @thelegend1801
      @thelegend1801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It would be insulting to not add Voldemort's reaction, so here we go:
      Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!

    • @georgiagiannoukou6
      @georgiagiannoukou6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Drako: My father is gonna here about this!
      edit: Also Fred and George: "THATS RUBBISHHH"

    • @valury_storm_
      @valury_storm_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BLLOODY HELL

    • @shiiyoufoundmyaccount
      @shiiyoufoundmyaccount 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ron-"Bloody hell..."

  • @hansofaxalia
    @hansofaxalia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    Harry in deathly hallows: I will sacrifice myself so my friends live!
    Harry in cursed child: lol I hate my son

    • @elianesalvadorsilva9512
      @elianesalvadorsilva9512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Cedric in the movie: No matter who wins, i will still congradulate them!
      Cedric in Cursed Child: lol i will become a death eather because i lost a tournament

    • @wtrpddles
      @wtrpddles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      tf was jk thinking

    • @willsolacemahsaamini8681
      @willsolacemahsaamini8681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wtrpddles it was someone else who wrote that book

    • @DaughterofPersephone0630
      @DaughterofPersephone0630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perhaps Harry can change a bit when he grows up. You know, sometimes adults are different from their younger self

    • @phillipjackson3498
      @phillipjackson3498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Radcliffe wound be so fucking DISAPPOINTED in the hot summer trash Book given he spent most of his young life bringing out the character we've all come to know and care, Daniel made you be Bias for Harry so the cursed child is another Horcrux

  • @saumyaba
    @saumyaba 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Let’s just say that this doesn’t count
    They lived happily ever after and Voldemort was dead

  • @kindlyoffer1350
    @kindlyoffer1350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    I just really wanted a Harry Potter sequel to be about Dudley having a magical child.

    • @LeGasp.
      @LeGasp. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That would be so epic

    • @maryamgholizad2798
      @maryamgholizad2798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This IS amazinggg

    • @suyunana
      @suyunana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      or the marauders! (did I spell it right?)

    • @elliottsimms3363
      @elliottsimms3363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes please!!

    • @kindlyoffer1350
      @kindlyoffer1350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@elliottsimms3363 Right? I just thought it would have been cool to see some growth in a character that was, for the most part, completely one-dimensional. We could have a confrontation between Dudley and his parents with Dudley maybe being afraid and then not allowing them to see their grandchild because of how they treated Harry, ultimately leading to Petuna finally putting aside her hate for magic to be a part of their lives. The kid could have his own mini-adventure, maybe team up with Harry's kids against whatever new beastie or dark wizard is terrorizing the school, tying in a bunch of old characters and their 'where are they now' stories while watching trough the eyes of a completely new character, all leading to Harry and Dudley meeting again. Nice, heartfelt, simple.

  • @janmatousek840
    @janmatousek840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    This was what Tom Riddle wrote in his diary. That´s why Harry couldn´t see anything. Tom was so embarassed about it. And rightfully so. :)

  • @ellebassa9288
    @ellebassa9288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    They could’ve just had Bellatrix conceive a child with her husband and make that child the villain of this book it would’ve been so much better

    • @omkartikekar6016
      @omkartikekar6016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good thought 👍👍

    • @conserztasfia0078
      @conserztasfia0078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Nah bella never loved rodulphus so thats impossible
      But still makes more sense

    • @NapaCat
      @NapaCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@conserztasfia0078 Political reasons maybe?

    • @stefanciocan1605
      @stefanciocan1605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@NapaCat Obviously..but yeah..this idea would have been preferable...

    • @krinz7197
      @krinz7197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@conserztasfia0078 she would’ve had a child to keep the population of pure bloods to a good amount