The worst part about it truly is that Anthony Goldstein wasn't even a spur of the moment lapse of judgment - the guy actually existed since book 1 and it's just how Rowling names people... ofc we knew that since Cho Chang, but yeah.
You'd think that the wizarding world (in Harry Potter) would have wanted to stop World War 2. It's weird that they didn't consider that Grindelwald ACTUALLY HAD A POINT.
@@bobthet-rex2718 I was actually willing to side with Grindelwald before he floated the possibility of killing millions of people. And, I'd go further than that and say that GRINDELWALD was the rational one.
As far as I can remember, it was in Harry Potter that Grindelwald was behind Hitler in the first place. I could be wrong, but as far as I remember it was mentioned somewhere.
@Dirk-Ulrich Heise Not really. Just that he had wizards to help him indoctrinate an entire nation and maybe even provide some ideas. After all, the number of people that died during the WWII would've played into Grindelwalds plan to 'exterminate' as many muggles as possible in a short amount of time. Think of him as more of a willing pawn...if he wasn't being controlled that is...the world will never know.
I would not be surprised if that was the new canon. Especially since Harry having part of Voldemort's soul would kinda make the whole thing incest which JK probably sees as progressive :P
imagine if we had a gag series where Newt is like Steve Irwin going around showing us animals in the wizarding world and he is collecting information for his book. so much wasted potential lol
Small complaint: he did SEE the end of the last film? Where a small part of the Obscurus was seen escaping the subway? And how Jacob was beginning to remember in the bakery?
Wait, if wizards just didn't have plumbing till the 18th century when plumbing was invented by muggles how did Salazar Slytherin utilize the plumbing system to lead to his secret chamber? Also, they just went wherever they stood? Nobody ever thought to step outside, or utilize the chamber pots that absolutely existed in those days?
Robbie Reijman dude do you need a hug or something? That’s not even what the word baby means but let’s forget that for now. What’s wrong man? Are you having a bad week?
Patrick Dy she probably didn’t because as we all know a mothers love can deflect a killing curse but I like to think she did do it and that’s why he gets his second in command to do the killing so if the mother loved the baby a prophecy would’ve said the baby grows up to kill his second in command
Fans: No he's not you even said he was half-giant in the books-- JK Rowling: Yeah but you never see him take off his clothes so you wouldn't know that, he could be lying
As someone who recently googled the plot of Cursed Child lately and almost died from laughing, I think its relevant to mention that Cursed Child does NOT save Cedric Diggory via time travel, because actually turns out if Cedric had lived he would have felt humiliated about losing the tournament to a fourteen year old, and been so angry about it that he joined the Death Eaters and tried to kill Harry, with his involvement ensuring that Voldemort won the war. Also the whole thing was never actually about Cedric, it was Voldemort and Bellatrix's secret love child PRETENDING to be Cedric Diggory's cousin to kickstart the time travel nonsense with the goal of saving Voldemort's life and as a result preventing the massive amount of angst that comes from having been orphaned as a newborn. The only reason she knows about her real parents is because Bellatrix's actual husband was released from Azkaban and was weirdly really okay with his wife having cheated on him and had a child with someone else, so he happily informed her of her true heritage. They met exactly once when she was a young adult. This motivated her to dedicate her entire life to trying to rescue her father with time travel. I just find this all to be relevant information; if I have to know this shit, so does everyone else.
@@laladylann lol it's weird though that I understand all that. I've read the cursed child I pray they don't make a movie let's just say it was 'interesting' 😅
It reads like bad fanfiction, and I've read so many better ones, one of my favourites being one where Tom riddle magically ends up in the 21st century. The play is ridiculous.
I love the fact this accurate description spares even the worse details, like Harry being an ass to everyone for no reason at all, everyone believing Draco went back in time with her wife to have her being impregnated by Voldemort ( and I mean everyone, the Aurors investigate that shit ), or that Ron is made especially incompetent because of course the writers are Harry and Hermione shippers so they have to make both of them cheaters because that's integrity from heroes for you.
I'm honestly stunned that a published author can't come forward and say "I know I said Hermione is white in the books, the jackets for the books show her as being white, and I picked a white actress to play her in the movies, but I'm fine with a black actress playing her in the show so long as she's a good actress" or "Hogwarts takes in students from across the UK and Ireland so there's students of every major religion in attendance" And instead feels the need to retcon her own work to shoehorn in diversity she didn't add before, or pull some stereotypical name out of a hat and claim they're the token (minority) character
Sounds like she doesn't do it with content. i felt it was someone came to her backdoor and gave ultimatum to her to made it diverse or they would cut her funding. Which you could see at the end, very half-ass with.
@@romitkumar6272 no, you definitely need to read more fan fictions like the mature over 10,000 words ones and not the crap you were reading before go read the really dark stuff those are pretty good and not boring and cliché I can recommend a few but you have to be + 18
Another continuity error is making Dumbledore the DADA teacher. He wasn't. He was the Transfiguration teacher before he became Headmaster after Dippet dipped out. IDK, just a small thing that really pisses me off
This is written by JK Rowling as well. The author herself forgot about her own book lol. Like, I get it if she can't remember details like that because of how much material there is to commit to memory, but at that point just do what George R.R. Martin does. He hires a group of dedicated fans who will proofread whatever he's working on so that they can point out any small details that may contradict his previous books.
Going off movie continuity alone, Dumbledore seems much older in Tom Riddle's memory than he does here, so he _could_ have changed his position for whatever reason. Weak explanation I know but still
@world leader It doesn't matter what excuse you use. One could say "biology isn't bigotry" to justify racial segregation or any other blatant discrimination. Nobody's falling for it.
Actually there were Ugandon students at Hogwarts. The largest wizarding school in the wizarding world is the one in Uganda which is called Uagado. They don't use wands in that part of the world, so they all can spellcast without them. Because transfer students are a thing, Uagado students can transfer to Hogwarts and vice versa. There's actually a character you meet in Hogwarts Legacy named Natty who is a transfer student from Uagado. Her mother was invited to be the new Divination professor at Hogwarts, so they both moved to Scotland.
@@Rebecca_2004Personally I think the story itself is a bit bare bones but I would agree that the characters are very unique and interesting. Especially all the professors! I think they did an excellent job of coming up with very interesting and captivating professors that are on par with the professors in the books.
>Hogwarts did not always have bathrooms The entire plot of the chamber of secrets is that one of the founders of hogwarts had created a secret chamber in a bathroom when he created the school, so he could shove his snake in there
Honestly, the single most interesting film series they could make in the Wizarding World is “Hogwarts, A History,” where we actually see the four founding wizards and follow them through whatever conflicts they went through to establish the school. Maybe we could see Salazar Slytherin’s character start out as an ambitious but noble wizard and follow him as he descends into his obsession with wizard blood purity. THAT would have been interesting. I can even imagine what the cast might look like. Maybe Sean Bean as Godrick Gryffindor, Michael Fassbender as Salazar Slytherin, maybe Tilda Swinton as Rowena Ravenclaw, and someone like Natalie Dormer as Helga Hufflepuff. But no. We got Newt Scamander somehow following the weird drama between Dumbledore and Grindewald. Perfect.
Queenie was a charming, sweet, almost "Bewitched" type of character, second movie, no background whatsoever she's an obsessive toxic girl, worst part is if that was it and she learned to respect jacob's space by the end it would've been more or less ok, but instead they made her a magical Hitler follower (which is weird because Grindelwald sees muggles as lesser beings and she wants to marry one) she trusts not only the man himself but his girl follower that helped her in the rain, completely forgetting she can read minds and even worse by the ending scene she's a fully fledged Grindelwald groupie and even in the trailers fir the next movie appears as a regular evil wizard, they completely ruined the sweet character that was presented in the first movie, like her beloved sister, an AUROR is less important to her now than Grindelwald for some reason
Not to mention she's a Jew, Rowling made a Jewish character side with a magical Hitler. Same shit Marvel did with Wanda siding with Ultron like I swear people don't think.
When I read that Hogworts wasn't the only wizarding school, I wanted to know what other wizarding schools there were. Boy oh boy, I was so disappointed when I realised that she only created one school for one continent. As an Asian, its even more infuriating to know that she created one school for the whole East Asia and Southeast Asia region! One school for the world's most populous region? And the smallest school of them all! I guess she would say East Asian wizards prefer to send their children to Hogworts to plug this hole.
@@lila709 You are right. I checked the official website for HP Wizarding World (WW), Rowling mentioned that most schools are obscure and most wizards are home schooled. I applaud her effort for being inclusive, but her lack of understanding of other cultures (especially non-European ones) make it look more like a cover-up than a genuine gesture. It's OK for leaving gaps in areas that she is not familiar with. Just because she created the world doesn't mean she has to fill in every blank. The tricky part of being inclusive without knowing extensively the culture and people you want to talk about will offend them more so than excluding them. It's a series of books with characters featuring British teenagers and the setting is British school life, most people will understand that not everything they read applies to them. And everything was good before the "revision" and extra "do-you-knows" that just don't work.
you must be living a pampered life with nothing noteable going on if one fictitious world is upsetting you this much. get a grip lol, the world is not ending..
I don't like JK Rowling but Anthony Goldstein is in the books lol. Weird thing not to fact check. He was in Dumbledore's army. I agree with everything else you've said, just wanted to point that one out.
Yeah...it was bigoted when she wrote it. Weird you're jerking off about whether or not the bigotry was in the books but I guess we all have our priorities.
When the book was translated in China, her name was converted to "Zhang Qiu"(张秋) to make sense in Mandarin. It's like an OK name, not too great and not too common either. I never realized how stereotypical the original name sounds in English until I started to understand how Asians are represented in the English-speaking world.
What got me about the films was they said the Basilisk was moving through the pipes to get around...but that thing in the films was huge! Just how big are the pipes in Hogwarts!?
Respectfully, I don't think this point is valid. First of all, Grindelwald was proposing that they kill about 2 billion muggles to prevent the murder of 6 million in the holocaust, without actually saying that to his followers, which is a classic manipulative villain mastermind plan. Secondly, he has lied countless times in the trilogy, to Credence, to his followers etc. He literally lies in that very same scene when he says he's not a violent person. So when he claims that he's trying to stop WWII, to me it seems like the audience would realistically dismiss that as another lie to gain support from the hundreds of potential followers he could get from that room.
@@pakito546 That was like: J.K : " Then jacob comes in and ..." Some randome guy who actually knows the story: "Yeah but didnt he forget evrything?" J.K : "Ah yeah, no problem he didnt forget anything" Some randome guy who actually knows the story: "Wait... WHAT???!"
The problem with Rowling is, because she obviously never had a plan for the HP series and universe, she makes her plan up as she goes along and it shows in the bad worldbuilding overall. It has shown in plotholes in the HP series and ,more damning, in the fantasic beasts series.
One of the main problems I have with Harry Potter is the overload of magical elements. And yes, magic is the center of the Wizarding World, but when you introduce too many of those things, people will start saying, “Well, why didn’t they just apparate or use Floo powder? Why didn’t they just read Grindelwald’s mind, etc.” You can add magical elements into your fantasy world but set limits so it doesn’t have people asking questions.
But maybe Gellert just can defend from legilimency so well. Also in the 1rst movie we can see that those nameless MACUSA folks who disarmed Gellert were in fact his followers. Otherwise why would they dramatocally stop so as to let Gellert have his last word with Newt? How else would Gellert's followers knew the track of testral carriage that goes to Azkaban? First movie was very well written.
Yes I remember he was the guy with the IKEA interieur and the Swedish meatballs. What do you mean it is not in the book? Sven Svenson us a character that exists between the lines.
Have you seen a very potter musical? Cho Chang, Domo arigato! Cho Chang, Gung Hey Fat Choy, Chang! Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang! [DIALOGUE] Ginny: Who's that? Ron: That's Cho Chang-that's the girl Harry's totally been in love with, since freshman year. Hermione: Yeah, but he won't say anything to her. Ron: Yeah, you never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot! Ginny: Konnichiwa, Cho Chang. It is good to meet you. I am Ginny Weasley. Lavender: Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang! Ron: That's Lavender Brown! Racist sister! *Ron claps his hands in front of Ginny's face to scare her* Cho: That's alright! I'm Cho Chang y'all.
I liked the first one a lot too. There was another TH-camr that made a whole video essay about Newt Scamander's kindness and how it's a counter to typically hyper masculinity that main male characters tend to fall into.
That's exactly why I liked Newt in the first movie. He honestly reminded me of the Doctor from Doctor Who a lot, like I could see Eddie Radmayne as playing a really good version of the Doctor
The funniest part about the “was there ever a *insert nationality* character” joke is the fact that the token Chinese character was named Cho Chang and the Irish character was named Seamus Finnegan
While I agree with a lot of what you say, I do want to point out a couple of things though : (1) Anthony Goldstein IS in the books, but like, only name dropped as the Ravenclaw Prefect in OOTP, and clearly not an actual character x) (2) It was blatantly obvious by the end of the first Fantastic Beasts film that Jacob was gonna get his memory back, with the whole "bad memory" thing and with the scene where Queenie is showing up in his bakery. (3) Accio is perfectly useable on living creatures, Harry uses it several times like this in the books (from the top of my mind, on a toad a couple times, and on Hagrid in DH). Although why JKR said in an interview that Accio could not be used on living beings, I couldn't say, I guess it's just the fastest thing she could come up with. (4) "We officially have magical sex crimes in Harry Potter" I mean... yeah? That was kind of the whole plot of the Half-Blood Prince, it's literally Voldemort's backstory x) (5) "Grindlewald just happens to be hosting a nazi rally where the characters were hanging out" no, he led them to this spot specifically, it's terribly written and super convoluted so it's not the most obvious but like, it was a "bait" or whatever to bring Credence to the rally and make him join him because only he knows who he is or whatever. (6) I'm surprised you didn't mention how stupid the very idea of the Blood Pact is. Like, beyond the fact that it absolutely ruins Dumbledore as a character, why, WHY, would Grindlewald make a Blood Pact that CAN BE BROKEN to prevent his most dangerous enemy from moving against him in a world where THE UNBREAKABLE VOW EXISTS. And it's not even that she forgot about the Unbreakable Vow (even though it would not be an excuse either), Yusuf Kama's only purpose as a character is that he made a fricking Unbreakable Vow to kill Corvus Lestrange. This is easily one of the most stupid, nonsensical part of the movie. Gods this film is so bad, and it's such a shame because imo the first film is really good. I would have 100% preferred more films about Newt Scammander roaming the world finding, helping, freeing magical creatures rather than this bullshit war with Grindlewald. The cast from the first film made such an awesome group of characters, I would have gobbled up any fun, light hearted adventures they would have embarked in to complete Newt's Pokédex.
Saying all that I just want to say that I've watched the first movie I got back into thinking about Jonny Depp and the fact that I had watched it some time ago. I haven't watched the crimes of Grindelwald though and you saying that makes me feel like I shouldn't because I'll just be disappointed as the first movie was good
I don’t mind a movies series about the war on grindelwald, but when you try and put 2 stories into one you just get the worst of both and create a mess
Thank you for mentioning Anthony Goldstein’s book appearance! I havent seen any other comments about this and thought I was going mad. I could only remember him in the first book being sorted just before Hermione, but you’ve confirmed he’s in OOTP as well which is true. JK is very problematic but Anthony wasn’t just a late stage retcon.
@@dequasont1063Not only 2 stories into one, but stretching it out into 5 movies. I would've much rather had one standalone Fantastic Beasts movie and that be it for Newt, and then two movies for the Dumbledore vs. Grindelwald storyline. Or hell, I'd take a streaming series about Newt Scamander like what OP said, and it just being him filling out his Pokedex for his book. Kinda like Doctor Who. Have Newt travel with Jacob as his companion, and each new episode be about a different beast that they need to help and put in their briefcase
I'm sorry, is this a defense? She dropped in a stereotypically named Jewish kid in TWO lines in a seven-book series. At that point WTF is the point? That's not a character. That's a racist Jewish insert. That's a name, not a character.
yeah deadass i spent the entire film super confused n telling myself 'yh im just dumb ill get it later when i google it' then the twist happens and im like 'wtf' so later i google it anyways and i sigh in relief cuz im not dumb its just a dumb ass film
Just a quick thing I'd like to add: Nagini in the movies is portrayed as a reticulates python, which naturally lives in India and southeast Asia. So I think if they really had to turn her into a human, it was kind of a wasted potential that they didn't cast ex. an indian or thai person to play her. Not to mention the fact that the name Nagini also comes from indian.
As a zookeeper in real life, I too would resent being forced into working for Interpol against my will in a situation I have no relevant skills for. I already really didn’t like the film, but Newt caving and joining the fight just extra rubs me the wrong way. I hate the magic and real nazis as much as anyone if not more, but I’m low on the necessary skills to fight them directly. Let us be with the animals!
Imagine if a series called "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" was actually about fantastic beasts, and perhaps even where to find them. Seriously all they had to do was a magical nature documentary.
That's what I was expecting to see when I watched the first movie. The book "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" was just fictional textbook on magical animals.
especially as she announced the location of other wizarding schools around that time, thought newt would travel the world finding and researching magical creatures while interacting with different wizarding cultures.
TBF we're just lucky Rowling didn't call her "Ching Chong Bing Bong" and then gasp and need her smelling salts when we all pointed out how racist that was.
@@mnschoenAt the same time it is a book for kids with cartoon logic. Naruto also isn't a real name yet Japanese don't feel offended by it. Coz guess what? It is their own production. They sure have a lot of fun thinking Americans think it is a real name when it is actually just a name for rice cookie. Do you think there were cases of Americans naming their kids Naruto?
Hans Christian Nazi Müller is clearly my favourite german character in Harry Potter... I also heard that the third part takes place in Berlin... I didn't want to watch the movie initially because y'know JK doesn't rly like people like me. But I want to know just how much she managed to butcher my Country and the introcacies of it's history.
@@aspookyeel I saw it because I hate myself, and I can confirm you barely notice the movie happens in Berlin. Also she dropped the whole WW2 thing for some reason, and it became a story on why should minorities stay hidden and revolutions are evil. It would be less subtle if magic cops destroyed Grindelwald's defensive spell "Stonewallius"
@@JoeyScraggy She probably dropped the ww2 thing because it would require her to actually portray minorities. And yeah yikes, sounds like JK alright... Also nice one on the stonewallius joke. Well, I might see it someday on a 'legal' site because I'm just too curious for my own good.
What made the first movie good is how it lived up to the name. It’s called Fantastic beasts and where to find them, and that’s what they did. Newt and Jacob went on a fun quest to find Newts magical creatures that escaped in New York. It had a fairly good and digestible plot that was entertaining and had good characters to go with it. But then the next two movies went into the lore of Dumbledores past with Grindlewald and idk it just completely strayed from the point of Fantastic beasts in general. JK Rowling should’ve made a separate franchise or even a single movie that goes more in depth into Dumbledores past. The Fantastic Beast franchise should’ve just been centered around Newt and his magical creatures. Heck I wouldn’t mind if they just made a show about Newt and him handling his magic beasts and having fun adventures with them (with help from Jacob and even Tina and Queenie).
This is fun. No one: JK Rowling: Hermione and Ron were into bdsm the while time, and Hermione played Dom. It never said in the books that they weren't into it
Honestly as an HP fan, I adored the first Fantastic Beasts, I thought it was cute and enjoyable. If it had ended there, I would've been happy. It's just some sweet Hufflepuff helping his fur babies. That's all we wanted! The whole Gridlewald new wizarding war ruined it. No one asked for that and no one wanted it.
First of all, how surprised are we given Harry Potter was a mediocre magician who defeated the worst dark lord history had seen. Also, it’s specified that Newt Scamander is a very gifted magic user who is also very intelligent, and he’s good friends with Dumbledore and his brother is one is a big deal in the security department. Way more believable than Harry Potter.
These creatures were actually incredibly powerful. Bite of Billywig (blue beatle from1rst movie) makes one levitate, Thunderbird can cause a storm, Demiguise is invisible and can see fututure 1 minute ahead. You could do a lot with it provided you are creative. But WB recently just isn't. They made some really questionable decisions like firing Johny Depp from 2nd movie just because of gossips and not making Henry Cavill Superman
Man JK really does dig her own holes regarding literally any topic she's questioned on. It's totally okay that when she wrote fiction from her imagination that most of the people she wrote were what she's familiar with, that's pretty normal and didn't make her a bad person, but oh boy did her trying to act like that wasn't what happened make her look like an asshole.
Actually... Anthony Goldsteen Is in the books😐. I was re-visiting the series some months ago with audible and, when his name popped out I started laughing out loud, alone, in my car. Oh... And Acchio charm can move Animals. Hermione uses it to move a frog, in the books. That doesn't make the movie or JKR Crazy recton any better... But we have to be Fair.
Why was JK so good in the past, like meta-level good, like "actually actually understanding all the deep structure of why good literature is good" kinda stuff, and then she just became the fanfic writer for her previous self? Is there any explanation? Like, in general, brilliant artists don't JUST lose all their talent in one finger snap?
She used to write books, so she had plenty of time to think through all the details of the story and make it make sense. So when they were making the movies, they had a lot of elements to choose from, things to cut from the story or elements to combine with others to shorten the narrative to make sense. Now she writes film scripts, which is not exactly the same thing. Scripts are (I think) much shorter and less detailed, and she only has about a year to think about what comes next and organize those ideas into a "decent" story. The result is... A great disappointment.
jk was never good lets be honest here. the harry potter books are "good" only through the lenses of nostalgia i love the books to death don't get me wrong but they aren't that good. jk writes weirdly, it ends up clunky, it's overly convoluted and complex to the point where there is so much unnecesary shit that it ends up contradicting and folding upon itself. she's better at writing books than movies don't get me wrong, but like, all the narnia books are superior, really most books are superior actually. it was eye-opening for me as a teenager to read actually quality literature and realise that these books weren't all that. it's a shame really because she has some genuinely good ideas but it's fumbled by her poor writing, terrible pacing and her outrageously dull approach to politics
@@SatanicPizza-fo2ei no; but what i hear of it is that it's more of jks inability to actually create a compelling social narrative that has a solution that isn't a simpe slap band-aid "well that's done for!" type ending. once again, have not read though
@@misterjr193The Harry Potter books are amazing, and that isn't just "through nostalgia lenses". The world building and characters are masterfully written. You need to re-read them apparently.
@@jeffbezos3200 he was a pretty ambitious guy. Dead set on his dream of becoming a scarer in Monsters University, extremely obsessed with getting the scare record in Monsters Inc. I’d say that Mike was a pretty Slytherin dude.
@@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 he really did better in comedy, but I guess he did work pretty damn hard to get in versus Sully who was born with the talent
The "I'm not mad you made a story about straight white kids, I'm just mad you keep lying to me." Is the funniest line I've ever heard this man say and I've binged almost all of his videos.
I actually totally believe Rowling had the idea for Nagini to be a human a long time ago. In the fourth book, Voldemort reveals that he has been drinking Nagini's milk to survive. Snakes can't be milked, so maybe the idea was that because Nagini is actually a snake-lady she can. But that is an absolutely horrifying thought, Rowling wasn't locked into this or anything. She had twenty YEARS to decide that was a terrible idea and just not put this character that receives no development and adds nothing to the story in this movie. And to be fair and balanced, I do think this actually creates an element of interest to her as a character. How does this snake-lady eventually become entangled with Voldemort? But we can't even do that because this is set 65 years in the past
To "milk" a snake is to extract its venom. That is an occupation in itself and is the primary method of developing antidotes. In the books, the only explanation given for Nagini having elements of sentience was that she was a horcrux. Nagini being human is just another J.K. Rowling retcon (and an asinine one at that)
@@matheussantana2390Yeah exactly. Snakes CAN be milked. Milking a Snake refers to their venom. And with how serpentine Voldemort is, it just kind of makes sense that he drinks venom because he's an edgelord.
I'm still so utterly baffled by JK's response to the question of "are there jewish kids at hogwarts?" Instead of just going with the obvious, "Hogwarts teaches every magical kid in the British Isles. Of course there's jewish students." She just goes, "you get one."
Some people flourish on Twitter in a bad way. Rowling and Trump immediately come to mind. They aren’t terribly different. I think you’re right, Bleeding Masque-narcissism.
The Jewish guy actually existed in the books, hes actually mentioned pretty often. But making him Jewish is still weird, considering wizards don't follow muggle religions.
@@Qert-jd7ot why dont wizards follow muggle religions? Also hisethnicity can be jewish by being born to jewish parents. It doesnt matter what faith he believes in, hes still a jew
Q. Ert It’s never implied that wizards don’t follow “muggle religions.” “Muggle religions” would probably be all the ones invented after wizards went into hiding.
@@Qert-jd7ot To be fair though, there are wizards with two muggles as parents (like Hermione). If Anthony Goldstein grew up with two jewish muggle parents, it doesn't seem that far fetched that he'd share that religion (if he truly believes in it or not is another question). Aside from that, I do find it kinda hard to imagine that wizard-only families would have religious beliefs (I feel like religion and existing magic don't really mix), but then again there isn't really anything strictly against that possibility.
Sorry but Hagrid's mother was a single mother, so she's probably a lesbian. That's why in Harry Potter 7 Aurelius did not went to Nagani and said: "Let's have tea"
Okay this was funny the first few times but now its just an excuse for people to be asshats about """political correctness""" or as it should be called. Not being an asshat
@@8393Robertrex You have to complain about political correctness. And you have to do it with a joke, cuz otherwise everyone calls you a racist. Why do we have to complain? Well... crazy example: Nazis said f.e jewish people are different, so they treated them diffrently. Politicians say everyone is equal, but they treat everyone differently. So now ask yourself: Who is worse? The one that attacks you from the front or the one who stabs you in your back
I thought you were gonna say “ezra miller trying his hardest not to wave a gun in peoples face and punch a chick”, but then i remembered this video was made awhile ago
@@denzelnganga1914 Yeah... I mean fine and dandy to have differences n Stuff, but then.....DO IT FROM THE BEGINNING. Hermione is hella white, or why did she choosed Emma to play her, when all the other Charakters "of ethinicty" where played by the correkt Actor as far as Im aware. (Cho, Dean, - dont know if the Books mentioned the Patiltwins beeing Indian tho - etc.) Even the Bookcovers depicted her as White oLo I dont know... Harry Potter was never about this. I can buy the Gay-Dumbledore stuff, its nice and I saw hints in the Book, but that Hermione is suddenly someone completely different.. No.
@@Kairos_Akuma This is exactly how I feel about it. She even retcons her retcons...I'm sure that when she first said about Dumbledore being gay, it was that he loved Grindleward and followed him at first due to that, but Grindleward just used those feelings without feeling the same way. Now it's "an intense sexual relationship"... That and the books weren't exactly lacking diversity to begin with, as you mentioned. (I don't think it was mentioned that the Patil twins were Indian but it was hella obvious from the names alone. I picked that up as a bloody Australian kid.)
@@TheDemocrab I understand the angle where good friends diverge from their path and one become evil while the other choose to be good. I was dead sure it will be a tale where Dumbledore have unrequited feelings for Grindelwald, and Grindelwald still treat Dumbledore as a friend and both want to pull each other to their sides. I can accept that.. But intense sexual relationship..... Like how does this enhance the story? I'm reading a story about good vs evil not 50 shades of grey. Their sex life doesn't enhance the story one bit especially if it is shoehorn haphazardly. Is this JK rowling depression acting out and she wanting acceptance or something
Were there any British students in Hogwarts?
J.K.: No.
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Actually, there was one. Her name was Elizabeth Crumpetkettle. Hufflepuff.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why weren’t there any Native Americans at Hogwarts?
JK Rowling: Pocahontas Mohawk, Native American wizard, Gryffindor.
POCAHONTAS MOHAWK XD!
@@phantorange3801 did you just unironically ecksdee
Because the school was in Europe
Dumbledores mom was half Native American
Because there are no native americans or mexicans in the UK.
I like how Ezra Miller ends up being the surprise villain, just like in real life.
Life imitates art
@@elder-woodsilverstein7716lol
You got that medicine I neeeeed
😂
He's absolutely creepy
“Were there any arab students at hogwarts?”
JKR “yes, Mohammad bin laden,Slytherin”
Falafel Halal, Slytherin expelled for trying to set school on fire with use of fire blowing chickens he was breeding illegally
genuine LOL!
Native Americans?
"Pocahontas Tiger Lily, Gryffindor."
Indians?
Gandhi Patel, Hufflepuff.
The worst part about it truly is that Anthony Goldstein wasn't even a spur of the moment lapse of judgment - the guy actually existed since book 1 and it's just how Rowling names people... ofc we knew that since Cho Chang, but yeah.
J.K. Rowling's probably one of the only authors in the world where the *fans* are the ones saying "Stop sending me this shit."
Communism With Giggles
Russo Brothers: “Hold our beers!”
Star Wars after Disney’s purchase
Star woke Trek.
Communism With Giggles XD
CycloneEffect22 communism is all giggles when you do it right
"Were there any Chinese wizards?"
JK Rowling: "yes, Cho Chang."
wait...
lol
😂😂
*Shang Tsung
Shang-Chi
Jackie Chan
“Were there any German students at Hogwarts?”
JKR: “Yes. Heinz Adolf Bratwurst, Hufflepuff.”
Thanks man, as a German I could have never come up with that 😂
Hahahah of course she wouldn’t put him in Slytherin 😂😂
@@ReindeerDwhat is ur point?
@@idisplaypace2411 if a guy is named Adolf and as as stereotypical as the rest of her characters, he probably belongs in slytherin
@@ReindeerD Yes, so why did you say "of course she wouldn't put him in slytherin"
"Were there any Canadian students at Hogwarts?"
"Yes, Maple Poutine, Hufflepuff."
Moose Eh Igloo, also Hufflepuff
"No, day of the rake for every fucking leaf"
Real talk though, maples such a cute name 😂
"We are now rooting for characters who are trying to stop a man who is trying to stop the holocaust from happening."
Great line lol.
You'd think that the wizarding world (in Harry Potter) would have wanted to stop World War 2. It's weird that they didn't consider that Grindelwald ACTUALLY HAD A POINT.
@Steel4 the funny part is that he really did and he actually didn't seem to be that bad of a guy (besides the killing part)
@@bobthet-rex2718 I was actually willing to side with Grindelwald before he floated the possibility of killing millions of people. And, I'd go further than that and say that GRINDELWALD was the rational one.
As far as I can remember, it was in Harry Potter that Grindelwald was behind Hitler in the first place. I could be wrong, but as far as I remember it was mentioned somewhere.
@Dirk-Ulrich Heise Not really. Just that he had wizards to help him indoctrinate an entire nation and maybe even provide some ideas. After all, the number of people that died during the WWII would've played into Grindelwalds plan to 'exterminate' as many muggles as possible in a short amount of time. Think of him as more of a willing pawn...if he wasn't being controlled that is...the world will never know.
Dudley was actually Voldemort's son all along and had an intense sexual relationship with Harry.
Mutantgamer stop, you’re giving new ideas to jk Rowling.
Minus the relation to Voldemort, it would actually be a typical crush-on-the-bully plot line in gay fiction
GAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA
I would not be surprised if that was the new canon. Especially since Harry having part of Voldemort's soul would kinda make the whole thing incest which JK probably sees as progressive :P
777 likes, This is going to materialize as truth in the real world.
imagine if we had a gag series where Newt is like Steve Irwin going around showing us animals in the wizarding world and he is collecting information for his book. so much wasted potential lol
Or him at Hogwarts making bonds with his beasts Niffler and Pickett, pranking Hogwarts mates with them and awkward dates with Leta Lestrange
And then he gets killed by a dang fish.
I would watch the shit out of that tbh
WRITE THAT FANFIC OHMYGOD
Yesssss or Nige Marvin, love that guy, would be great.
“Tina is looking for Ezra Miller so she can arrest him.” She’s the real hero of this story 16:30
Nobody:
J.K Rowling: *actually, Hogwarts is a gay bar*
i knew it !!!
Thank god
I should have known
you should be more respectful
Looks at the amount of Likes
No one:
JK: “Harry’s wand was made from 30% recycled paper.”
SHUT UP! SHE'LL HEAR YOU!
ok I believe you
Big Brother is watching you.
See you say that like its a bad thing
Robert Fernandez
You have a point.
"Are there any Dutch students at Hogwarts?"
JKR: "Windmill van Weedclogs, Ravenclaw"
Jan van Klootzak, Hufflepuff
Harry Potter´s son traveling back in time to save Cedric, sounds like a fanfiction from a 14 year old girl who had a huge crush on Robert Pattinson
Were there any Italian students at Hogwarts?
JKR: Yes, Betty Spaghetti
There's vomit on my sweater already
Luke Schaffer hit me with this machete
Mario Maria Mario, grifondoro
Nah, you’re hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So what should JKR's reply have been?
"No" ? And her reply to the follow up question:"Why not?"
"Fifteen minutes into my Harry Potter movie and we've killed our first baby. And yes, I did say, _first_ baby."
I lost it.
That joke has so many layers
geo koukkappakeepo you know what also has layers?
Ogres
@@parkchimmin7913 XD
@@parkchimmin7913 You know what else has layers?
Parfaits, and EVERYONE loves parfaits!
Small complaint: he did SEE the end of the last film? Where a small part of the Obscurus was seen escaping the subway? And how Jacob was beginning to remember in the bakery?
Wait, if wizards just didn't have plumbing till the 18th century when plumbing was invented by muggles how did Salazar Slytherin utilize the plumbing system to lead to his secret chamber?
Also, they just went wherever they stood? Nobody ever thought to step outside, or utilize the chamber pots that absolutely existed in those days?
that’s a good question. we see tom riddle leading the snake around but if he wasn’t using the plumbing how tf wasn’t he seen
Just dont think about it bro
@@MizterMoonshine Tom Riddle and the Chamber Pot of Dumbledore's Secrets
@@RustedBuddy5192 Salazar Slytherin and the Hidden Entrance to the Chamber of Secrets he built in the Middle Ages under 20th century plumbing
It's not as if plumbing has existed in some fashion since at least the Roman Empire
"Were there any gay students at Hogwarts?"
JK Rowling: Yes. The Cosmonaut Variety Hour, Hufflepuff.
Nah Bruh don’t do my man like that😂😂😂
Gaylord Rainbow
yes, Rainbow Stonewall, Slytherin
This movie confirms that Grindelwald is better than Voldemort after all he manages to kill a baby
Robbie Reijman dude do you need a hug or something? That’s not even what the word baby means but let’s forget that for now. What’s wrong man? Are you having a bad week?
@Robbie Reijman is this guy coming at a baby 🤔
@Robbie Reijman r/woosh
Patrick Dy she probably didn’t because as we all know a mothers love can deflect a killing curse but I like to think she did do it and that’s why he gets his second in command to do the killing so if the mother loved the baby a prophecy would’ve said the baby grows up to kill his second in command
Nuff said
No one:
JK Rowling: Hagrid is actually three children standing on top of each other
Fans: No he's not you even said he was half-giant in the books--
JK Rowling: Yeah but you never see him take off his clothes so you wouldn't know that, he could be lying
You mean like in Bojack Horseman
one black male bisexual, one latino male gay and one latino female gay
Spilled my drink
@@towon no, one is an asian girl in a wheelchair
As someone who recently googled the plot of Cursed Child lately and almost died from laughing, I think its relevant to mention that Cursed Child does NOT save Cedric Diggory via time travel, because actually turns out if Cedric had lived he would have felt humiliated about losing the tournament to a fourteen year old, and been so angry about it that he joined the Death Eaters and tried to kill Harry, with his involvement ensuring that Voldemort won the war.
Also the whole thing was never actually about Cedric, it was Voldemort and Bellatrix's secret love child PRETENDING to be Cedric Diggory's cousin to kickstart the time travel nonsense with the goal of saving Voldemort's life and as a result preventing the massive amount of angst that comes from having been orphaned as a newborn. The only reason she knows about her real parents is because Bellatrix's actual husband was released from Azkaban and was weirdly really okay with his wife having cheated on him and had a child with someone else, so he happily informed her of her true heritage. They met exactly once when she was a young adult. This motivated her to dedicate her entire life to trying to rescue her father with time travel.
I just find this all to be relevant information; if I have to know this shit, so does everyone else.
Im sorry.. what...
@@laladylann lol it's weird though that I understand all that. I've read the cursed child I pray they don't make a movie let's just say it was 'interesting' 😅
i read the play in a day and must've blacked out bc WHAT IS THAT
It reads like bad fanfiction, and I've read so many better ones, one of my favourites being one where Tom riddle magically ends up in the 21st century. The play is ridiculous.
I love the fact this accurate description spares even the worse details, like Harry being an ass to everyone for no reason at all, everyone believing Draco went back in time with her wife to have her being impregnated by Voldemort ( and I mean everyone, the Aurors investigate that shit ), or that Ron is made especially incompetent because of course the writers are Harry and Hermione shippers so they have to make both of them cheaters because that's integrity from heroes for you.
I'm honestly stunned that a published author can't come forward and say
"I know I said Hermione is white in the books, the jackets for the books show her as being white, and I picked a white actress to play her in the movies, but I'm fine with a black actress playing her in the show so long as she's a good actress" or "Hogwarts takes in students from across the UK and Ireland so there's students of every major religion in attendance"
And instead feels the need to retcon her own work to shoehorn in diversity she didn't add before, or pull some stereotypical name out of a hat and claim they're the token (minority) character
She tried to please a certain crowd and in the end it all backfired since they ended up canceling her anyway.
Its beyond pathetic. Oh no my characters are white, how awful of me, better just make some shit up on the spot to please the angry mob.
Sounds like she doesn't do it with content. i felt it was someone came to her backdoor and gave ultimatum to her to made it diverse or they would cut her funding. Which you could see at the end, very half-ass with.
But Ministry of Magic forbids religion.
@@anonymoushuman8443 but literally no one asked Hermione to be black though... So who was she tried to please
When an author writes a fanfiction about her own story
Bianca Freismuth a bad, boring, cliché fanfiction.
@@romitkumar6272 no, you definitely need to read more fan fictions
like the mature over 10,000 words ones and not the crap you were reading before
go read the really dark stuff those are pretty good and not boring and cliché
I can recommend a few but you have to be + 18
Humpback Whale lmaoooo. But, no, not really. There are some really good ones out there, they’re just harder to find.
I am so happy that basilisk born exists. It may be an AU, but it’s better... so much better for the rich history of Harry Potter
ohhhhh, wanna smash the like button on this commentso hard, that it time travels and hit Rowling, when she finished the last Potter.
“were there any brazilian students at Hogwarts?”
JKR: “yes, Rio Feijoada”
Gabriel samba lele
"Yes, Neymar Futesambabol, Grifinória"
Kkkkkkkkkkkkk
Pelé Silvio Santos da Silva
Another continuity error is making Dumbledore the DADA teacher. He wasn't. He was the Transfiguration teacher before he became Headmaster after Dippet dipped out. IDK, just a small thing that really pisses me off
This is written by JK Rowling as well. The author herself forgot about her own book lol.
Like, I get it if she can't remember details like that because of how much material there is to commit to memory, but at that point just do what George R.R. Martin does. He hires a group of dedicated fans who will proofread whatever he's working on so that they can point out any small details that may contradict his previous books.
@@rileymachelle4088That’s pretty cool!
@@bradylehman6406 agreed
Going off movie continuity alone, Dumbledore seems much older in Tom Riddle's memory than he does here, so he _could_ have changed his position for whatever reason. Weak explanation I know but still
“Are there any Korean wizards?”
JK: “Yes, Kim Jong Un. Slytherin
Literally 😂
I'd imagine he'd be Hufflepuff
The greatest of them all
@@AragonGaming-ug3yv I heard his father never went to the toilet, which makes sense given what JK said about wizard toilets! Lol.
And Psy Ravenclaw.
"I'm not mad that you wrote a story about straight white kids. I'm just mad that you keep lying to me." Yep that just about sums it up.
Yes!💯 I liked that line too lol.
Bruh i was going to read this commdnt then i heard he saying it
Forgot to mention her constant hating of trans people, which she also lied about repeatedly. This time the act is worse than the lie though.
@@MinishMoosen You deserve an award for the most creative use of the expression 'constant hating' in existence.
@world leader It doesn't matter what excuse you use. One could say "biology isn't bigotry" to justify racial segregation or any other blatant discrimination. Nobody's falling for it.
"Were there any Ugandan students at Hogwarts?"
JKR: "Yes, Abegunde Natukunda Why-Aryu-Geh, Slytherin."
Let's not forget Uga Buga Kumba Hitler
Not everything has to be diverse but if she came up with an Ugandan student the name would sound like that
Actually there were Ugandon students at Hogwarts. The largest wizarding school in the wizarding world is the one in Uganda which is called Uagado. They don't use wands in that part of the world, so they all can spellcast without them.
Because transfer students are a thing, Uagado students can transfer to Hogwarts and vice versa. There's actually a character you meet in Hogwarts Legacy named Natty who is a transfer student from Uagado. Her mother was invited to be the new Divination professor at Hogwarts, so they both moved to Scotland.
@@rileymachelle4088yeah and jk didn't write anything in that game. As far as I know. Which is why is so good.
@@Rebecca_2004Personally I think the story itself is a bit bare bones but I would agree that the characters are very unique and interesting. Especially all the professors! I think they did an excellent job of coming up with very interesting and captivating professors that are on par with the professors in the books.
@@Rebecca_2004the story of hogwarts legacy is as generic generic goes.
"Any Greek students at Hogwarts?"
"Yes, Stavros Panakoulopolis, he works in the kitchen."
You mean Garlikos Lazymandias.
@@magicmulder sounds like a superhero from the Greek Watchmen, Lazymandias
“Are there Italian students at Hogwarts?”
JKR: Yes, Lamborghini Maserati, Ravenclaw.
Guisseppe Stromboli
loll
Yes, Luigi Pizzapasta Straciatella, Gryffindor.
Nah its pizza pasta
C'mon, you people are not even trying. Enzo Gorlami or Antonio Margheriti.
>Hogwarts did not always have bathrooms
The entire plot of the chamber of secrets is that one of the founders of hogwarts had created a secret chamber in a bathroom when he created the school, so he could shove his snake in there
@@healsthefeels-eso1053 right because that's not more convoluted than the gordian knot
And the Basilisk was secretly able to move about the school by means of the pipes/plumbing.
The real question is, why is the plumbing in Hogwarts so massive that a giant snake can slither in them without getting stuck?
@@LiveHedgehog Wizards take big shits
The basilisk is actually a metaphor for pro-abortion.
Honestly, the single most interesting film series they could make in the Wizarding World is “Hogwarts, A History,” where we actually see the four founding wizards and follow them through whatever conflicts they went through to establish the school. Maybe we could see Salazar Slytherin’s character start out as an ambitious but noble wizard and follow him as he descends into his obsession with wizard blood purity. THAT would have been interesting. I can even imagine what the cast might look like. Maybe Sean Bean as Godrick Gryffindor, Michael Fassbender as Salazar Slytherin, maybe Tilda Swinton as Rowena Ravenclaw, and someone like Natalie Dormer as Helga Hufflepuff. But no. We got Newt Scamander somehow following the weird drama between Dumbledore and Grindewald. Perfect.
I have said this for so long 😭
fassbender would be awesome as slytherin
If that gets made I might actually be interested enough to pirate it
I want that movie. Written by someone who will make it all make sense.
Awesome idea! I want to see it now!
Queenie was a charming, sweet, almost "Bewitched" type of character, second movie, no background whatsoever she's an obsessive toxic girl, worst part is if that was it and she learned to respect jacob's space by the end it would've been more or less ok, but instead they made her a magical Hitler follower (which is weird because Grindelwald sees muggles as lesser beings and she wants to marry one) she trusts not only the man himself but his girl follower that helped her in the rain, completely forgetting she can read minds and even worse by the ending scene she's a fully fledged Grindelwald groupie and even in the trailers fir the next movie appears as a regular evil wizard, they completely ruined the sweet character that was presented in the first movie, like her beloved sister, an AUROR is less important to her now than Grindelwald for some reason
Not to mention she's a Jew, Rowling made a Jewish character side with a magical Hitler. Same shit Marvel did with Wanda siding with Ultron like I swear people don't think.
@@themikatoon Wanda with Ultron was good though in places
@@themikatoon American Jews didn't care about their European brothers in faith. Watch ''The Pianist" by Roman Polański who btw is a Jew himself.
“were there any German students at Hogwarts?”
JKR: “yes, Schnitzel Luftwaffe Lederhosen, Slytherin”
AHHAHAHSHAFSHF "SCHNITZEL"
Grandson of Hitler himself
Now you’re just being mean lol
"Your true name is Schnitzel... Hitler"
How dare you say that Schnitzel is german?! Why not Bratwurst? Or Frankfurter Würstchen? But not friggin Schnitzel!
No one:
JK Rowling: Grindlewald killed Biggie and Tupac
What about Falco?
@@davidwuhrer6704 that was the bus driver from Prisoner of Azkaban
Shouldn't it be:
'Everyone: '
@@CyanideOwl Yeah, but A for effort
I thought Mista killed them.
When I read that Hogworts wasn't the only wizarding school, I wanted to know what other wizarding schools there were. Boy oh boy, I was so disappointed when I realised that she only created one school for one continent. As an Asian, its even more infuriating to know that she created one school for the whole East Asia and Southeast Asia region! One school for the world's most populous region? And the smallest school of them all! I guess she would say East Asian wizards prefer to send their children to Hogworts to plug this hole.
I don’t think she realizes how massive the United States is, even less the rest of North America. One school per continent just isn’t feasible.
Makes the Wizarding World feel even more ridiculously small.
I think she said that those schools were the most notable in those areas, not the only ones. There are other smaller schools and some study at home.
@@lila709 You are right. I checked the official website for HP Wizarding World (WW), Rowling mentioned that most schools are obscure and most wizards are home schooled. I applaud her effort for being inclusive, but her lack of understanding of other cultures (especially non-European ones) make it look more like a cover-up than a genuine gesture. It's OK for leaving gaps in areas that she is not familiar with. Just because she created the world doesn't mean she has to fill in every blank. The tricky part of being inclusive without knowing extensively the culture and people you want to talk about will offend them more so than excluding them. It's a series of books with characters featuring British teenagers and the setting is British school life, most people will understand that not everything they read applies to them. And everything was good before the "revision" and extra "do-you-knows" that just don't work.
you must be living a pampered life with nothing noteable going on if one fictitious world is upsetting you this much. get a grip lol, the world is not ending..
I don't like JK Rowling but Anthony Goldstein is in the books lol. Weird thing not to fact check. He was in Dumbledore's army. I agree with everything else you've said, just wanted to point that one out.
@Ethan Morrill you're not wrong, but there are enough things to criticize about the book without making stuff up
Yeah...it was bigoted when she wrote it. Weird you're jerking off about whether or not the bigotry was in the books but I guess we all have our priorities.
when the only Asian character in the book is named "Cho Chang," i'm not even surprised.
Reminds me of that one character in Aristocats, called Egg Foo Yung or something
@Atharva Deshpande they were living in English?
@Atharva Deshpande np, it's a good point about the patil twins
When the book was translated in China, her name was converted to "Zhang Qiu"(张秋) to make sense in Mandarin. It's like an OK name, not too great and not too common either. I never realized how stereotypical the original name sounds in English until I started to understand how Asians are represented in the English-speaking world.
It really irked me because one's a Korean surname and the other is a Chinese surname
"Hogwarts never had bathrooms"
Chamber of Secrets: Am I a joke to you?
And the Chamber was like a Thousand years old.
What got me about the films was they said the Basilisk was moving through the pipes to get around...but that thing in the films was huge! Just how big are the pipes in Hogwarts!?
80MWH Voldemort used a shrinking spell on the basilisk
@@80MWH About as big as a basilisk.
@@80MWH The question is not how big are the pipes but how big are the turds?
Only in JK Rowling's mind would the character trying to prevent the holocaust be the villain.
Yes, wth was she even thinking...
And the people who stop the one man who tries to prevent WW2 be the good guys and let itall happen.
Yeah coz of tRAnsPhoBiA, lmao why are whites so re”arded ? That ideology’s has more plot holes than this movie
@@anugyasingh9001 seek help.
Respectfully, I don't think this point is valid.
First of all, Grindelwald was proposing that they kill about 2 billion muggles to prevent the murder of 6 million in the holocaust, without actually saying that to his followers, which is a classic manipulative villain mastermind plan.
Secondly, he has lied countless times in the trilogy, to Credence, to his followers etc. He literally lies in that very same scene when he says he's not a violent person. So when he claims that he's trying to stop WWII, to me it seems like the audience would realistically dismiss that as another lie to gain support from the hundreds of potential followers he could get from that room.
“Were there any Irish students at hogwarts?”
JK: Yes, Seamus Finnigan, IRA
You'll notice how in the films he was always accidentally blowing things up too 🤦🏼♂️
@@Shadow-In-The-East and turn water into wine?
That's not even untrue.
It’s almost like J.K didn’t even read her own books...
Evelyn Way she just forgot, like the potion with jacob....or remembered one of those two
Evelyn Way Well, she didn’t. I believe I read her saying that she never read over her books again after writing them.
@@pakito546 That was like:
J.K : " Then jacob comes in and ..."
Some randome guy who actually knows the story: "Yeah but didnt he forget evrything?"
J.K : "Ah yeah, no problem he didnt forget anything"
Some randome guy who actually knows the story: "Wait... WHAT???!"
The problem with Rowling is, because she obviously never had a plan for the HP series and universe, she makes her plan up as she goes along and it shows in the bad worldbuilding overall. It has shown in plotholes in the HP series and ,more damning, in the fantasic beasts series.
@@Valancet she didn't write it
Nobody:
J.K. Rowling: Professor Mcgonagall is actually a lesbian stripper with five children and a prosthetic leg
Don't give her any ideas
She's also 75% native american.
MisguidedTotalWar Literally Jessica Lange on American Horror Story
Tbh that'd be pretty lit
And she’s a Muslim.
I’m starting to think I rewatch these far too often… but Marcus’s saltiness towards JK never ever ever gets old.
One of the main problems I have with Harry Potter is the overload of magical elements. And yes, magic is the center of the Wizarding World, but when you introduce too many of those things, people will start saying, “Well, why didn’t they just apparate or use Floo powder? Why didn’t they just read Grindelwald’s mind, etc.” You can add magical elements into your fantasy world but set limits so it doesn’t have people asking questions.
Or at least remember them.
But maybe Gellert just can defend from legilimency so well. Also in the 1rst movie we can see that those nameless MACUSA folks who disarmed Gellert were in fact his followers. Otherwise why would they dramatocally stop so as to let Gellert have his last word with Newt? How else would Gellert's followers knew the track of testral carriage that goes to Azkaban? First movie was very well written.
Better say, set limits so your story isn't over with just a well timed Abra Kadabra
"Were there any Swedish students at Hogwarts?"
J. K. Rowling: "Yes, Odin Odinsson von Thorsson."
More like Erik Svensson XD
Yes I remember he was the guy with the IKEA interieur and the Swedish meatballs. What do you mean it is not in the book? Sven Svenson us a character that exists between the lines.
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
@@MariOmor1 i swear he has the most Swedish name ive ever heard.
Gunnar Gunnarson
“Were there any Vietnamese students?”
JK: You have Cho Chang
“But she’s not-“
JK: Cho Chang Nguyen...
Hahahahhaahhahahahahhhaha this one is hilarious
😂🤣
Cho Chang is not even a Vietnamese name, lmao
@@bandana.7077 ho ho~! She mixed-race now! Uno Hermione reverse card!
"Dark hair, Asian eyes, never specified."
Have you seen a very potter musical?
Cho Chang, Domo arigato!
Cho Chang, Gung Hey Fat Choy, Chang!
Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang!
[DIALOGUE]
Ginny: Who's that?
Ron: That's Cho Chang-that's the girl Harry's totally been in love with, since freshman year.
Hermione: Yeah, but he won't say anything to her.
Ron: Yeah, you never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot!
Ginny: Konnichiwa, Cho Chang. It is good to meet you. I am Ginny Weasley.
Lavender: Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang!
Ron: That's Lavender Brown! Racist sister! *Ron claps his hands in front of Ginny's face to scare her*
Cho: That's alright! I'm Cho Chang y'all.
I liked the first one a lot too. There was another TH-camr that made a whole video essay about Newt Scamander's kindness and how it's a counter to typically hyper masculinity that main male characters tend to fall into.
I saw it too. The channel is called Cinema Theraphy
That's exactly why I liked Newt in the first movie. He honestly reminded me of the Doctor from Doctor Who a lot, like I could see Eddie Radmayne as playing a really good version of the Doctor
1:44 "we have Ezra Miller trying his hardest to look even a little bit ugly in this movie"
And he kept trying and eventually succeeded
He looks like a creepy abomination already, I don't get why he said that line.
I didn’t know I was gay until J.K. Rowling revealed it to me.
+Velvet Crowe Lmao
lol
@@annegrey3780 WTF
Andy Bernard, is that you?
Okay, we get it already. After literally the thousandth time, we get it already.
Yeesh, people thought Ugandan Knuckles was over-done.
The funniest part about the “was there ever a *insert nationality* character” joke is the fact that the token Chinese character was named Cho Chang and the Irish character was named Seamus Finnegan
And the Irish character in the movie was given a running gag of blowing things up
@@IndianaJoneFan24 like right after the Troubles too
Eduardo Cooper But at least then it would come off like a joke
@@IndianaJoneFan24 And trying to turn water into rum. Not even whisky, too. Rum.
crabbieappleton I guess I will have to find out whether Seamus is canonically ginger, that would be the breaking point
While I agree with a lot of what you say, I do want to point out a couple of things though :
(1) Anthony Goldstein IS in the books, but like, only name dropped as the Ravenclaw Prefect in OOTP, and clearly not an actual character x)
(2) It was blatantly obvious by the end of the first Fantastic Beasts film that Jacob was gonna get his memory back, with the whole "bad memory" thing and with the scene where Queenie is showing up in his bakery.
(3) Accio is perfectly useable on living creatures, Harry uses it several times like this in the books (from the top of my mind, on a toad a couple times, and on Hagrid in DH). Although why JKR said in an interview that Accio could not be used on living beings, I couldn't say, I guess it's just the fastest thing she could come up with.
(4) "We officially have magical sex crimes in Harry Potter" I mean... yeah? That was kind of the whole plot of the Half-Blood Prince, it's literally Voldemort's backstory x)
(5) "Grindlewald just happens to be hosting a nazi rally where the characters were hanging out" no, he led them to this spot specifically, it's terribly written and super convoluted so it's not the most obvious but like, it was a "bait" or whatever to bring Credence to the rally and make him join him because only he knows who he is or whatever.
(6) I'm surprised you didn't mention how stupid the very idea of the Blood Pact is. Like, beyond the fact that it absolutely ruins Dumbledore as a character, why, WHY, would Grindlewald make a Blood Pact that CAN BE BROKEN to prevent his most dangerous enemy from moving against him in a world where THE UNBREAKABLE VOW EXISTS. And it's not even that she forgot about the Unbreakable Vow (even though it would not be an excuse either), Yusuf Kama's only purpose as a character is that he made a fricking Unbreakable Vow to kill Corvus Lestrange. This is easily one of the most stupid, nonsensical part of the movie.
Gods this film is so bad, and it's such a shame because imo the first film is really good. I would have 100% preferred more films about Newt Scammander roaming the world finding, helping, freeing magical creatures rather than this bullshit war with Grindlewald. The cast from the first film made such an awesome group of characters, I would have gobbled up any fun, light hearted adventures they would have embarked in to complete Newt's Pokédex.
Saying all that I just want to say that I've watched the first movie I got back into thinking about Jonny Depp and the fact that I had watched it some time ago. I haven't watched the crimes of Grindelwald though and you saying that makes me feel like I shouldn't because I'll just be disappointed as the first movie was good
@@KateJn Honestly you might as well not watch it and just consider that the first film as standalone 😂
I don’t mind a movies series about the war on grindelwald, but when you try and put 2 stories into one you just get the worst of both and create a mess
Thank you for mentioning Anthony Goldstein’s book appearance! I havent seen any other comments about this and thought I was going mad. I could only remember him in the first book being sorted just before Hermione, but you’ve confirmed he’s in OOTP as well which is true. JK is very problematic but Anthony wasn’t just a late stage retcon.
@@dequasont1063Not only 2 stories into one, but stretching it out into 5 movies.
I would've much rather had one standalone Fantastic Beasts movie and that be it for Newt, and then two movies for the Dumbledore vs. Grindelwald storyline. Or hell, I'd take a streaming series about Newt Scamander like what OP said, and it just being him filling out his Pokedex for his book. Kinda like Doctor Who. Have Newt travel with Jacob as his companion, and each new episode be about a different beast that they need to help and put in their briefcase
For the record, Anthony Goldstein was a character in the books. If you want a specific example he’s mentioned in page 658 of Order of the Phoenix.
He's actually mentioned earlier on page 314, chapter 16 (in my edition, at least). Idk if he appears earlier)
Exactly, he was a member of the DA.
I'm sorry, is this a defense? She dropped in a stereotypically named Jewish kid in TWO lines in a seven-book series. At that point WTF is the point? That's not a character. That's a racist Jewish insert. That's a name, not a character.
@@mnschoenHe isn't developed but I assume there are jews at Hogwarts. It is just that they are atheists coz all religions are banned in Hogwarts
@@mnschoen I mean its stupid but why racist? Jew is not race first of all, the time we tjought that are over.
A plot twist doesn’t mean anything if you don’t understand what the plot is.
Too true👏👏👏🤣🤣
Correction: A plot twist doesn't work if there isn't a plot.
THIS!!! The whole time im watching i was like.... Uh ... What.... Huh.... Wah..?
as a casual viewer i enjoyed the film
but , still don’t understand the ending
yeah deadass i spent the entire film super confused n telling myself 'yh im just dumb ill get it later when i google it' then the twist happens and im like 'wtf'
so later i google it anyways and i sigh in relief cuz im not dumb its just a dumb ass film
No one:
Absolutely no one:
J.K Rowling: Dumbledore was actually a T H I C C latina
*Who sucked off Grindelwald*
@@KillZoneHart1 From Tijuana
now that's what I am talking about, and Greenwald is a spicy minx from Wales with red hair w h o takes three guys at once, Fucc ye thicc nutt
The real gag is it's implied in DH that his mother is Native American soo....
Really
Just a quick thing I'd like to add: Nagini in the movies is portrayed as a reticulates python, which naturally lives in India and southeast Asia. So I think if they really had to turn her into a human, it was kind of a wasted potential that they didn't cast ex. an indian or thai person to play her. Not to mention the fact that the name Nagini also comes from indian.
As a zookeeper in real life, I too would resent being forced into working for Interpol against my will in a situation I have no relevant skills for. I already really didn’t like the film, but Newt caving and joining the fight just extra rubs me the wrong way. I hate the magic and real nazis as much as anyone if not more, but I’m low on the necessary skills to fight them directly. Let us be with the animals!
Imagine if a series called "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" was actually about fantastic beasts, and perhaps even where to find them. Seriously all they had to do was a magical nature documentary.
That's what I was expecting to see when I watched the first movie. The book "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" was just fictional textbook on magical animals.
YES!
especially as she announced the location of other wizarding schools around that time, thought newt would travel the world finding and researching magical creatures while interacting with different wizarding cultures.
Wizard Steve Hirwing
I would've very much love that. But I don't know if the general audience would. Like at all. we basically got the best of it in the first movie.
"Were there any Scottish students at Hogwarts?"
J.K.: "Yes. Braveheart, Gryffindor.”
I would say ravenclaw, because blue
I like the implication that hogwarts is in Scotland but only has one Scottish student
@@fleetwoodcraic4235 💀
I believe there were loads of Scottish students, but only two in the actual movies.
Cho Chang was Scottish in the movies I swear
Fun fact: Anthony Goldstein actually IS mentioned in the books
Were ther any Chinese students at Hogwarts
JK Rowling: Yes Cho Chang, Ravenclaw
Oh wait......
"Just _one_ Chinese student in the entire school???"
JK Rowling: There was also Chun Ching, Hufflepuff.
TBF we're just lucky Rowling didn't call her "Ching Chong Bing Bong" and then gasp and need her smelling salts when we all pointed out how racist that was.
@@mnschoenAt the same time it is a book for kids with cartoon logic. Naruto also isn't a real name yet Japanese don't feel offended by it. Coz guess what? It is their own production. They sure have a lot of fun thinking Americans think it is a real name when it is actually just a name for rice cookie. Do you think there were cases of Americans naming their kids Naruto?
“Are there any American students at Hogwarts?”
JKR: Yes, Ronald McDonald, Gryffindor.
Favorite spell: Engorgio
euh clearly ronald mcdonals is in hufflepuff
Hans Christian Nazi Müller is clearly my favourite german character in Harry Potter...
I also heard that the third part takes place in Berlin... I didn't want to watch the movie initially because y'know JK doesn't rly like people like me. But I want to know just how much she managed to butcher my Country and the introcacies of it's history.
@@aspookyeel I saw it because I hate myself, and I can confirm you barely notice the movie happens in Berlin. Also she dropped the whole WW2 thing for some reason, and it became a story on why should minorities stay hidden and revolutions are evil. It would be less subtle if magic cops destroyed Grindelwald's defensive spell "Stonewallius"
@@JoeyScraggy She probably dropped the ww2 thing because it would require her to actually portray minorities.
And yeah yikes, sounds like JK alright...
Also nice one on the stonewallius joke.
Well, I might see it someday on a 'legal' site because I'm just too curious for my own good.
Where there any Canadian students at hogwarts?
J.K. : Yes, Maple “Thank you” Syrup, Gryffindor
I laughed out loud omg HAHHAHA
You forgot their middle name, "Sorry"
Hufflepuff,actually
LOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Johnny Depp’s version of Grindelwald looks like a silkie chicken man, God bless him 😅
True, i laughed so loud after I read ur comment 😅😅🤣🤣🤣
J.K. Rowling made my childhood.
She then nuked it.
Then continued to bulldoze the remains
@@TheDoggoPearl ...and pissed on them.
Just like one of those hindu colored sand drawings. Dedicated years to create it and then to show that attachement is bad, se destroyed it and let go.
If it helps, think of JK Rowling (the author) and JK Rowling (the person) as two different entities
@@landlighterfirestar5550 Actually that's a good idea. At least it preserves the good memories of the book
"Were there any Antarctic students at Hogwarts?"
JKR: yes; Skipper, Private, Rico and Kowalski
OMG!!!!
great😂
Can Rico blow up stuff now?
Smile and wave boys
Kaboom?
What made the first movie good is how it lived up to the name. It’s called Fantastic beasts and where to find them, and that’s what they did. Newt and Jacob went on a fun quest to find Newts magical creatures that escaped in New York. It had a fairly good and digestible plot that was entertaining and had good characters to go with it. But then the next two movies went into the lore of Dumbledores past with Grindlewald and idk it just completely strayed from the point of Fantastic beasts in general. JK Rowling should’ve made a separate franchise or even a single movie that goes more in depth into Dumbledores past. The Fantastic Beast franchise should’ve just been centered around Newt and his magical creatures. Heck I wouldn’t mind if they just made a show about Newt and him handling his magic beasts and having fun adventures with them (with help from Jacob and even Tina and Queenie).
I'll always find fascinating how Rowling doesn't care at all about her own canon.
It's because she only cares about fame and money, she doesn't give a damn about art.
She is even worse than George Lucas with the prequels.
No one:
JK Rowling: Dumbledore's patronus is the Grindr logo
Hecatonicosachoron favorite comment in this entire section. Fucking killed me.
HAHAHAHA I'm telling everyone I know about this one!!
No one:
JK Rowling: Dobby had a secret sexual relationship with harry
This is fun.
No one:
JK Rowling: Hermione and Ron were into bdsm the while time, and Hermione played Dom. It never said in the books that they weren't into it
@@andrewjohnstone7943 thats something I could watch...
Were there ever any French students at Hogwarts?
JK: Yes, Baguette la Croissant, Griffindor
Fleur Delacour
Reylo Skywalker no that was a different school
C'est Griffindòir not Griffindor! 🤣
@@lauren413 I feel like you just proved his point...
Well hogwarts is in England so why would there be French people
Honestly as an HP fan, I adored the first Fantastic Beasts, I thought it was cute and enjoyable. If it had ended there, I would've been happy. It's just some sweet Hufflepuff helping his fur babies. That's all we wanted! The whole Gridlewald new wizarding war ruined it. No one asked for that and no one wanted it.
Newt twerking at the beginning perfectly describes the movie
But that scene in the film made sense. Rhinoes have poor eyesight and rely on hearing and sense of smell. Therefore Newt could trick that creature
@@karolinakuc4783 you lost me
The plot is basically the equivalent of asking a biologist to join the CIA or he can't go to Borneo
Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That would actually make for a fantastic movie
Oh, this is where Gulag was copied from.
First of all, how surprised are we given Harry Potter was a mediocre magician who defeated the worst dark lord history had seen. Also, it’s specified that Newt Scamander is a very gifted magic user who is also very intelligent, and he’s good friends with Dumbledore and his brother is one is a big deal in the security department. Way more believable than Harry Potter.
These creatures were actually incredibly powerful. Bite of Billywig (blue beatle from1rst movie) makes one levitate, Thunderbird can cause a storm, Demiguise is invisible and can see fututure 1 minute ahead. You could do a lot with it provided you are creative. But WB recently just isn't. They made some really questionable decisions like firing Johny Depp from 2nd movie just because of gossips and not making Henry Cavill Superman
were there ever any german students at Hogwarts?
J.K.: Yes, Adolf Hitler, Slytherin
thats low. thats loooowwwww
Boi, we all know Hitler was a Hufflepuff, thats why his outfit was yellow-ish
Hitler wasn't german.
@@mattiacastegnaro8701 but he was the leader of germany, and served in the pre germany german army in ww1
He was Austrian, and Austrians are just fancy Germans
Were there ever any Vietnamese students at Hogwarts?
JK - Pho Banh Mi Nguyen, Ravenclaw.
Still a better name than Cho chang
Every vietnamese is called Nguyen though
Man JK really does dig her own holes regarding literally any topic she's questioned on.
It's totally okay that when she wrote fiction from her imagination that most of the people she wrote were what she's familiar with, that's pretty normal and didn't make her a bad person, but oh boy did her trying to act like that wasn't what happened make her look like an asshole.
"were there any Greek students at Hogwarts?"
JK: Yes, Hercules Sparta Yogurt, Gryffindor
Hercules Sparta Yogurt sounds like the name of some excessively over-masculine Powerthirst yogurt.
I'm e v a p o r a t i n g this is pure gold
@@zincirbozan31 I think it's because tons of ppl eat greek yogurt lol
@@zincirbozan31 Lol
Dumbledore & Grindelwald are greek not gay
“Dobby had an intense and passionate relationship with Harry Potter’s sock.”
Mike Hunt oh god no gooood no
Please no.
I bet someone out there has written some sort of fanfic about that
Well... That has always been in the book :p
I wouldn't be surprised
Which he named "My Precious."
Actually... Anthony Goldsteen Is in the books😐.
I was re-visiting the series some months ago with audible and, when his name popped out I started laughing out loud, alone, in my car.
Oh... And Acchio charm can move Animals. Hermione uses it to move a frog, in the books.
That doesn't make the movie or JKR Crazy recton any better... But we have to be Fair.
Why was JK so good in the past, like meta-level good, like "actually actually understanding all the deep structure of why good literature is good" kinda stuff, and then she just became the fanfic writer for her previous self? Is there any explanation? Like, in general, brilliant artists don't JUST lose all their talent in one finger snap?
She used to write books, so she had plenty of time to think through all the details of the story and make it make sense. So when they were making the movies, they had a lot of elements to choose from, things to cut from the story or elements to combine with others to shorten the narrative to make sense.
Now she writes film scripts, which is not exactly the same thing. Scripts are (I think) much shorter and less detailed, and she only has about a year to think about what comes next and organize those ideas into a "decent" story.
The result is... A great disappointment.
jk was never good lets be honest here. the harry potter books are "good" only through the lenses of nostalgia
i love the books to death don't get me wrong but they aren't that good. jk writes weirdly, it ends up clunky, it's overly convoluted and complex to the point where there is so much unnecesary shit that it ends up contradicting and folding upon itself. she's better at writing books than movies don't get me wrong, but like, all the narnia books are superior, really most books are superior actually. it was eye-opening for me as a teenager to read actually quality literature and realise that these books weren't all that. it's a shame really because she has some genuinely good ideas but it's fumbled by her poor writing, terrible pacing and her outrageously dull approach to politics
@@misterjr193Did you read "The Casual Vacancy" ? I haven't yet, if you did, what do you think about it?
@@SatanicPizza-fo2ei no; but what i hear of it is that it's more of jks inability to actually create a compelling social narrative that has a solution that isn't a simpe slap band-aid "well that's done for!" type ending. once again, have not read though
@@misterjr193The Harry Potter books are amazing, and that isn't just "through nostalgia lenses". The world building and characters are masterfully written. You need to re-read them apparently.
"Were there any Polish students at Hogwarts?"
JKR "Yes, Mike Wazowski, Slytherin"
"Yes, Stanisław Opresjanski Homofobian, Hufflepuff"
Impossible, Mike would have to be a Hufflepuff
@@jeffbezos3200 but he's green
@@jeffbezos3200 he was a pretty ambitious guy. Dead set on his dream of becoming a scarer in Monsters University, extremely obsessed with getting the scare record in Monsters Inc. I’d say that Mike was a pretty Slytherin dude.
@@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 he really did better in comedy, but I guess he did work pretty damn hard to get in versus Sully who was born with the talent
No one:
JK Rowling: Dumbledore's patronus is black bisexual Ron Weasley
I laughed more than I probably should've
Sums up Rowling perfectly
This comment made me cackle like a witch
it's like everyone forgot she was a cokehead
LMFAO !
Anthony Goldstein is in book 5 and 6, I think he asked hermine why she was not in Ravenclaw in the first day sign up metting
“Turning Ezra Miller to the dark side”
It just so happens to seem that it has already happened
Where there any Hawaiian students at Hogwarts?
J.K Rowling: Yeah, Maui Pineapple, Hufflepuff
Its *MAUI* time
*Maui Pineapple Obama
It’s worse when you realize that pineapples aren’t native to Hawaii
The "I'm not mad you made a story about straight white kids, I'm just mad you keep lying to me." Is the funniest line I've ever heard this man say and I've binged almost all of his videos.
I actually totally believe Rowling had the idea for Nagini to be a human a long time ago. In the fourth book, Voldemort reveals that he has been drinking Nagini's milk to survive.
Snakes can't be milked, so maybe the idea was that because Nagini is actually a snake-lady she can. But that is an absolutely horrifying thought, Rowling wasn't locked into this or anything. She had twenty YEARS to decide that was a terrible idea and just not put this character that receives no development and adds nothing to the story in this movie.
And to be fair and balanced, I do think this actually creates an element of interest to her as a character. How does this snake-lady eventually become entangled with Voldemort? But we can't even do that because this is set 65 years in the past
To "milk" a snake is to extract its venom. That is an occupation in itself and is the primary method of developing antidotes. In the books, the only explanation given for Nagini having elements of sentience was that she was a horcrux. Nagini being human is just another J.K. Rowling retcon (and an asinine one at that)
I think milking refers to extracting her Venom.
@@matheussantana2390Yeah exactly. Snakes CAN be milked. Milking a Snake refers to their venom.
And with how serpentine Voldemort is, it just kind of makes sense that he drinks venom because he's an edgelord.
I'm still so utterly baffled by JK's response to the question of "are there jewish kids at hogwarts?" Instead of just going with the obvious, "Hogwarts teaches every magical kid in the British Isles. Of course there's jewish students." She just goes, "you get one."
She's clearly got some sort of issues with narcissism.
Some people flourish on Twitter in a bad way. Rowling and Trump immediately come to mind. They aren’t terribly different. I think you’re right, Bleeding Masque-narcissism.
And she also named him Anthony GOLDSTEIN. Racists can't come up with this shit xD Like, why not Benjamin Moneybank??? xD
I always assumed the goblins in the bank were representative of the group you mentioned.
And it was a minor character no one knew anything about other than his name.
me: jk, why weren't there italian students at hogwarts?
jk: mario luigi, hufflepuff
Spaghetti Il Duce, Slytherin
Big supporter of Grindelwald.
The Jewish guy actually existed in the books, hes actually mentioned pretty often. But making him Jewish is still weird, considering wizards don't follow muggle religions.
@@Qert-jd7ot why dont wizards follow muggle religions?
Also hisethnicity can be jewish by being born to jewish parents. It doesnt matter what faith he believes in, hes still a jew
Q. Ert It’s never implied that wizards don’t follow “muggle religions.” “Muggle religions” would probably be all the ones invented after wizards went into hiding.
@@Qert-jd7ot To be fair though, there are wizards with two muggles as parents (like Hermione). If Anthony Goldstein grew up with two jewish muggle parents, it doesn't seem that far fetched that he'd share that religion (if he truly believes in it or not is another question). Aside from that, I do find it kinda hard to imagine that wizard-only families would have religious beliefs (I feel like religion and existing magic don't really mix), but then again there isn't really anything strictly against that possibility.
"Were there any German students at Hogwarts?"
JKR: "Yes, Günther Schmitz-Müller, Ravenclaw"
Actually Anthony Golstein was in the books. He was one of like six named Ravenclaws
J.K Rowling out here changing the past of prewritten characters
Harry Potter Is a transgender
She just wants attention.
@@cookingsauce8274 she hates Trans people...a lot.
@@sirloinofice Oh god please be actually joking. I already hate this lady as if for constantly changing characters.
@@ubermaster1 I'm not
no one:
J K Rowling: snape is a single mother
You remember Hagrid? He's actually transgender . . He was called Hergrid . . He's transgender . . .
Sorry but Hagrid's mother was a single mother, so she's probably a lesbian. That's why in Harry Potter 7 Aurelius did not went to Nagani and said: "Let's have tea"
Okay this was funny the first few times but now its just an excuse for people to be asshats about """political correctness""" or as it should be called. Not being an asshat
@@8393Robertrex You have to complain about political correctness. And you have to do it with a joke, cuz otherwise everyone calls you a racist. Why do we have to complain? Well... crazy example: Nazis said f.e jewish people are different, so they treated them diffrently. Politicians say everyone is equal, but they treat everyone differently. So now ask yourself: Who is worse? The one that attacks you from the front or the one who stabs you in your back
@@quiringuenther6594 u trying to defend nazis???
Just found this video... 4 years later.
It's absolute perfection. What a review. Legendary
I thought you were gonna say “ezra miller trying his hardest not to wave a gun in peoples face and punch a chick”, but then i remembered this video was made awhile ago
Nobody:
J.K Rowling: the sorting hat had an affair with Newt Scammander
How the f*ck would that work
Don't worry about it. J.K Rowling will always find a way to ruin our childhood
I have a feeling that exists in a fan fiction or something
@@archivist_13 Well you see:
Merlin enchanted the Sorting Hat to be a Voluptuous latina girl......Roll with it
@@ryanelliott3018
You think the Sorting Hat stands up on its own because of magic?
It's not magic that makes the fabric stiff.
"She made Hermione black to appeal to black HP fans, and as a black HP fan myself, *it didn't work* "
Me: DAAAAAAMN!!! 🤣
I'm black too and it was like..... ok but why do we need this again?
@@denzelnganga1914 Yeah... I mean fine and dandy to have differences n Stuff, but then.....DO IT FROM THE BEGINNING. Hermione is hella white, or why did she choosed Emma to play her, when all the other Charakters "of ethinicty" where played by the correkt Actor as far as Im aware. (Cho, Dean, - dont know if the Books mentioned the Patiltwins beeing Indian tho - etc.) Even the Bookcovers depicted her as White oLo
I dont know... Harry Potter was never about this.
I can buy the Gay-Dumbledore stuff, its nice and I saw hints in the Book, but that Hermione is suddenly someone completely different.. No.
Calhaora Lightsbane Dean, Jordan, Patilt twins and Angelina, Kingsley, weren't white ...other than that idk who else
@@Kairos_Akuma This is exactly how I feel about it. She even retcons her retcons...I'm sure that when she first said about Dumbledore being gay, it was that he loved Grindleward and followed him at first due to that, but Grindleward just used those feelings without feeling the same way. Now it's "an intense sexual relationship"...
That and the books weren't exactly lacking diversity to begin with, as you mentioned. (I don't think it was mentioned that the Patil twins were Indian but it was hella obvious from the names alone. I picked that up as a bloody Australian kid.)
@@TheDemocrab I understand the angle where good friends diverge from their path and one become evil while the other choose to be good. I was dead sure it will be a tale where Dumbledore have unrequited feelings for Grindelwald, and Grindelwald still treat Dumbledore as a friend and both want to pull each other to their sides.
I can accept that..
But intense sexual relationship..... Like how does this enhance the story? I'm reading a story about good vs evil not 50 shades of grey. Their sex life doesn't enhance the story one bit especially if it is shoehorn haphazardly.
Is this JK rowling depression acting out and she wanting acceptance or something
--Were there any Nicaraguan students at Hogwarts?
--No, but there were some there as janitors.