I had a low iq when I first found your channel but now that i've been watching for a while my IQ is so high that I can comprehend the subtle humor behind every joke in the television program Richard and Mortison
I believe I speak on behalf on all women when I say that I have no idea how these men got the idea that the whole role-playing in normal text isn't seriously creepy.
Okay - those are calcium deposits. You can get them from milk! Soda will not cause them, but they will also not help flush things out allowing them to snowball over time. Drink some water and exercise - you can still enjoy soda.
It really wasn't but I'm not surprised someone like that would quote it. That person was just CRINGE. Like....how often does that spiel work out in his favor?
Jen Blevins-Postgate I drink a bit more than 64 ounces of water each day because I take medication that make it necessary. I honestly feel sick imagining someone drink so much Mountain Dew. I wonder if he has rotted teeth....
How to respond to **owo whats this** rp things is as follows Literally reply to anything with shit way weirder than what theyre talking about Ex. Person: Y-you're cute **blushes shyly** You: o-omg thanks **shidded and fardded pants**
Oh the sweet irony. I'll be honest, I haven't seen much of Mr Robot but from what I can tell, it seems like it tries to show how behaviour like you see from neckbeards like these people end up alone, isolated and emotinally damaged.
@@zsuzsannamezey8361 mewling quim is legit a direct quote from Loki in Avengers 1. He just tries really hard to be smart with what he could find in regular media... haaha
Neckbeard's mind in the DMs Is she cute? → No? → Don't flirt. Is she cute? → Yes? → DM → Start with Furry thing, roleplay thing, an intellectual thing, a gamer thing, an MLP thing or a standard flirt, but also creepy → Rejection? → Yes?→ Redo step 1 of 4th step, but as a statement or another compliment. → Rejection? → Redo 4th step, but as a question, again, as last chance → Rejection? → Call her everything you can think of that is offensive. Is she cute? → Yes? → DM → Start with Furry thing, roleplay thing, an intellectual thing, a gamer thing, an MLP thing or a standard flirt, but also creepy. → Accept? → Wake up from the dream, and put a fedora on, put your Rainbow Dash plushie away, and get as greasy as possible.
Usually it starts with them having little or no social experience from middle school up. It’s weird though because people will have the same situation growing up but be perfectly normal people. It’s sad, kindof. You gotta wonder what led up to them becoming this fucked.
"When you wear lots of make up, nice guys think you're ugly" Well, it's time to become an instagram beauty guru. What colour eyeliner and what theme should my eyeshadow be guys? Summer? Summer nights dream?
And on the heads of Indiana Jones, Joseph Joestar, and MJ. But the first two are fictional characters and MJ is dead, so fedoras pretty much should be outlawed.
1. They wearing dollar store Brillby's not an actual fedora. 2. Most men back in the day wore nice suits to accompany the fedora and it looks rather snazzy. Most of these guys wear stained t shirts with cargos and then throw on a brillby, it looks like shit.
I had the video fullscreen and when you zoomed in on the "Mewling quim" I had to pause the video to physically TAKE A MOMENT because that man thought to himself, "yes. This phrase that existed before the popular Marvel character Loki said it in The Avengers (2012) but was DEFINITELY popularized by him... I'm going to throw it into casual conversation like it isn't slang for one of the most offensive things you can call someone!"
Retarded Llama well ericious andréious as us intellectiuals like to call him is a very smart and intellectual person he cured cancer in the underground science scene *tips fedora and walks away*
I woke up at 2:30 this morning and couldn't fall back asleep. I watched 3 hours of asmr, and I still couldn't go to sleep. I decide that I'll just watch a slazo video, and halfway through, I pass out. Thanks
Nothing says "I'd like to think I'm pretty deep" then using the same blue pill, red pill analogy everyone and their mother's used ad nauseam since The Matrix came out
The "mr robot" guy sounds like the kind of guy to go on a cod game, and accuse the best player on the enemy team of hacking every single time they kill him, and only against him
Nella Paulina they have some hair around their neck, typically because they don't care enough to shave. Their usually self proclaimed intellectual gentlemen.
Nella Paulina A stereotype consisting of some combination of wearing fedoras, watching cartoons, playing video games, being a "loud" atheist, complaining about the friend zone and whatnot, and being very awkward with girls. There's probably more, but that's all I come up with for now.
I had a low iq when I first found your channel but now that i've been watching for a while my IQ is so high that I can comprehend the subtle humor behind every joke in the television program Richard and Mortison
Can you learn moves like surf now? Surf is really helpful.
yeah me too.
now for some reason, all I can think of is
whom'st'd've'd'stved't'ded'tve'stedst'vtd't'd've'ted'st'omt'd'vteds't'tdested'st
fenrirdies I am sorry
* gasp* DADDY!
Wave Titan I want tendies
r/justneckbeardthings = r/iamverysmart + r/niceguys + r/creepypms + r/creepyasterisks
More like r/niceguys, a little of r/whiteknighting, r/nosleep and r/incels.
+ sometimes r/atheism and r/iamverybadass
@@__-wc5zn r/yiffinhell too
I love when they put definitions (an explanation of what a term in a dictionary or a slangword means) for what they type.
I see what you did there.
I kicked my dog today
I believe I speak on behalf on all women when I say that I have no idea how these men got the idea that the whole role-playing in normal text isn't seriously creepy.
Megan Barineau you speak in behalf of every normal people on that one
Too much anime and time on the internet.
Fuck
Is this seriously how humanity goes? Spare gun please?
@@benjohn6197 ?
This really helps my self-esteem, I thought I was a sad depressing sack of shit, but these guys take the cake
Same here lol
these people make everyone seem like saint nick.
"mewling quim" when you try to sound intelligent but you end up just quoting loki in the first avengers movie...
Also, calling her like... a vulva in a derogatory way?
"You say Family Guy Funny Moments, I say Bojack Horseman Sad Moments"
Now that's a mood tbh
"You say Bojack Horseman...I say horse-cock porn."
S.n.hyper did you mean 'Thursday mornings?'
Riot Breaker fucking vanilla is so boring
I can almost feel the kidney stones in that moutain dew guy
Thought that was associated with Monster drinks.
Kaelan McAlpine i dont think you get kidney stones from mountain dew
@@J_3564 Me neither.
@@J_3564 you can... unfortunately
Okay - those are calcium deposits. You can get them from milk! Soda will not cause them, but they will also not help flush things out allowing them to snowball over time. Drink some water and exercise - you can still enjoy soda.
*Tipping intensifies*
Whoa, don’t hurt yourself respecting women
The felt one genuinely scares me
It looks like a corpse how and why was that thing created
it looks like a fetus
Yeah that post... I _felt_ that.
'mewling quim'
You watched the Avengers movie like 500 times, haven't you?
Not even that great of a movie.
It really wasn't but I'm not surprised someone like that would quote it. That person was just CRINGE.
Like....how often does that spiel work out in his favor?
Kara Barbieri OMG! Way ot, but you look just like Negasonic Teenage Warhead and it is awesome! You are awesome !!!!!💥
Kara Barbieri You look like Negasonic Teenage Warhead from the first Deadpool movie
Yes, Loki's plans work out perfectly, every time. And calling a woman a cunt in lavender language, that's page one of miss manners' book.
Who tf drinks 16 cans of anything a day? Even that much water is really too much for someone whose physical activity is that of an avid gamer.
Jen Blevins-Postgate I drink a bit more than 64 ounces of water each day because I take medication that make it necessary. I honestly feel sick imagining someone drink so much Mountain Dew. I wonder if he has rotted teeth....
Username surprisingly unfitting
Gamers rise up epically
I am 37 and have 0 teeth cause of Mountain Dew.
Drinking alot of water is good for you though.
That felt lady looks like she crawled right out of the ashy depths of Pompeii.
George Stanley I LAUGHED SO HARD
And straight into my nightmares
George Stanley yep SCP 3976
How to respond to **owo whats this** rp things is as follows
Literally reply to anything with shit way weirder than what theyre talking about
Ex.
Person: Y-you're cute **blushes shyly**
You: o-omg thanks **shidded and fardded pants**
Careful dude, they might be into that.
this is just intellectuals mixed with niceguys
And a little bit of r/creepyasterisks
It's also the formula for a neckbeard
I’m pretty sure I can guarantee that none of these people are intellectuals...
Sophie N "intellectuals"
Intellectuals? I think you mean narcissists.
Oh the sweet irony. I'll be honest, I haven't seen much of Mr Robot but from what I can tell, it seems like it tries to show how behaviour like you see from neckbeards like these people end up alone, isolated and emotinally damaged.
Maya Zulf like Rick and Morty it’s actually a decent show but it gets ruined by people trying to make it super intellectual
who're
Youst
Wow, their’re so dumb
Their all fucking retarded
trrrble lesbian
whom'st'd've'd'stved't'ded'tve'stedst'vtd't'd've'ted'st'omt'd'vteds't'tdested'st
Congrats on all your new Patreon Supporters! Glad to be a part of the Slazo support crew now :)
*Slazo has blessed us with more content*
am blessed
Chuuni Wizard true
And on my birthday
Dobby is free
Chuuni Wizard
Amen
5:56 using the word *pet* to refer to a human who hasn't consented to it might be the single most incel thing I've seen outside of incel boards.
Neil *Degrassi* Tyson
Neil *Despacito* Tyson
Neil *Despayeeto* Tyson
Can *We* Stop
Who in the right mind calls somebody "pet" and expects them to fall HEAD OVER HEELS ON YOU
I like to be called pet by my owner
To me that part felt like he was trying to imitate Loki from the Avengers.
Zsuzsanna Mezey Loki, and only Loki, could get away with that
@@zsuzsannamezey8361 mewling quim is legit a direct quote from Loki in Avengers 1. He just tries really hard to be smart with what he could find in regular media... haaha
@@MadeOfConfusion he really doesn't seem to have the same amount of charisma to make that quote work. :P :D
5:30 dude feels the need to put the definitions of middle school novel level words when they're in a English lit class together
*If boys like this went to my school... I'd be gay*
That's not very *straight* of you
Áine Rfg you sound like the neckbeards in this video
@Áine Rfg uh oh found a wild nice guy😰
やった-アリアナ not really cause he wasn't nice
When slazo figuratively calls u cute through the screen * *TIPS WOMAN FEDORA INTENSELY* *
LOOOOOOOOL
Rebecca Norwood So randum! xD
Is there a hole in the ground where all you cringy creatures come from?
Neckbeard's mind in the DMs
Is she cute? → No? → Don't flirt.
Is she cute? → Yes? → DM → Start with Furry thing, roleplay thing, an intellectual thing, a gamer thing, an MLP thing or a standard flirt, but also creepy → Rejection? → Yes?→ Redo step 1 of 4th step, but as a statement or another compliment. → Rejection? → Redo 4th step, but as a question, again, as last chance → Rejection? → Call her everything you can think of that is offensive.
Is she cute? → Yes? → DM → Start with Furry thing, roleplay thing, an intellectual thing, a gamer thing, an MLP thing or a standard flirt, but also creepy. → Accept? → Wake up from the dream, and put a fedora on, put your Rainbow Dash plushie away, and get as greasy as possible.
My theory is that Durv is the youngest brother, Slazo the middle one and NFKRZ is the oldest
the russian blood dispersed over time
Hart and sorrow is the weird uncle
Hart top 10 conspiracies in anime
Wheres vaatividya in this equation
and pyro is that cousin everyone has that you only like once a year
Dang, I was gonna wear my new fedora to church.
Gbu son
Do the nice guys grow neckbeards or do the neckbeards grow nice guys?
Boo Boo the world may never know!
Yes.
The nice guys keep neckbeards
I don't know why but I really really like your voice
Its nice
how do these people live having no idea about how creepy they are?
Usually it starts with them having little or no social experience from middle school up. It’s weird though because people will have the same situation growing up but be perfectly normal people. It’s sad, kindof. You gotta wonder what led up to them becoming this fucked.
Lack of any conflicting social influences?
"When you wear lots of make up, nice guys think you're ugly"
Well, it's time to become an instagram beauty guru.
What colour eyeliner and what theme should my eyeshadow be guys? Summer? Summer nights dream?
phew, 8 seconds less and you wouldn't be able to pay rent
Canyon F but there is no midroll and also no ad at the end. At least when I watched it.
This joke is getting old
shit the meme police, *BOOK IT*
How did you get your teeth so white? I’m jealous.
Greg *Turns to camera* _O X I C L E A N!!!_
Um oxiclean *B L E A C H*
he brushes them gregory
Fedoras should stay in the 1960 worn by detectives only
Anthony you look like you're being held at gunpoint and forced to smile in your profile picture.
And on the heads of Indiana Jones, Joseph Joestar, and MJ. But the first two are fictional characters and MJ is dead, so fedoras pretty much should be outlawed.
Anthony, But it goes with my coat.
A 1960s detective is literally the only time a fedora is attractive to me
Anthony and Michael Jackson and Johnny Depp.
honestly your channel is so underrated. one of my favorite people on here. keep up the good jokes 🙌🏻💗
I wasn't gonna comment until I saw that felt 'woman'. Truly the stuff of nightmares, I'd like to clean my eyeballs with bleach now.
shiewawa
It's genuinely like something from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Wtf.
That's not felt....
It's the physical embodiment of a virginity.
Right?! That was absolutely terrifying!
r/gatekeeping + r/iamverysmart + r/creepyasterisks + r/niceguys = r/justneckbeardthings
Slazo has such nice teeth omg
But Nasa haven't you seen even whiter teeth?
Television Tracker yeah its frustrating that I cant have teeth that nice haha
Television Tracker Teeth so white it's almost racist
He’s fucking beautiful
Omg now that you've pointed it out he has teeth that a dentist would use for advertisement they're so nice
I reckon that "felt" girl was actually just a girls corpse covered in felt...
Jesus, your probably right 😟
Jeez...
That's a sickening thought.
No one ever touches my spaghet...*kicks a rock*
None of my brodas shown me da wey... * long, heartbroken sigh *
DON’T TOUCH MA’ SPAHGET
Trey Pehl I do not think you no duh wei
Pleas, big broda, sho me da wae
My Life is a Complex Pastiche Follow me i can show you (Da Wae)
THANK YOU SLAZO. Thank you for posting almost everyday. It means so much that you do this frequently.
[SPEECH 15/25] *tips pre war hat "Hello, m'lady."
Hoonter of hoonters [SPEECH 100] **Tips pre war hat intensely**
SPEECH INCREASED TO 100
oh wait wrong game
Being 13 and genuinely liking mountain dew is more of a curse than anything
*m'lady*
hi.
i cant, i spilled doritos and mount dew on it, mumsy wont give me new one.
Name use your asterisk SKILLs
i can't go on anymore, how do neckbeards survive writing like that.
Versal Mit Unterstrich this guy knows * heavy breathing * how to treat a m'lady
Still laughing at the fact that called Eric Andre "intelligent humour"
8:57 When you're too good for a body pillow
"you're intelligent sense of humor"
i'm CRYING
Cutting that 10:00 mark close man. Congrats
King Umbreon gotta make a lil money before net neutrality is over
dori sexy mid roll ads 😍
You are really becoming more confident on your channel. Its great to see! 🖒 thanks for the laughs
Your videos are a gift, my dude.
"Saddest people on Reddit" well then you haven't seen r/Incels...
Neckbeards are pretty much the same
I think someone needs to do a study into whether or not a fedora has actually ever made any panties drop in the history of fedoras
Shaun Langenberg It actually looks really fucking good when you're classy and fit,not obese insecure disgusting piece of a living meme
Fedoras looked good, brilbys are shit
1. They wearing dollar store Brillby's not an actual fedora.
2. Most men back in the day wore nice suits to accompany the fedora and it looks rather snazzy. Most of these guys wear stained t shirts with cargos and then throw on a brillby, it looks like shit.
Not for about 60 years
I love that that one dude defines words everyone knows and in the same sentence he says he is "INTELLIGENT"
I was gonna start doing something useful with my life but then papa Slazo posted, productive life shall wait!
“When you wear a lot of makeup, nice guys think you’re ugly”
Well then I should probably wear more makeup
*A W O O O G A*
*A W O O O O O O O O G A*
0:55 prussia, is that you?
Prussia the neckbeard
Oh yes, another delightful, insightful, educational video on the top of neckbeards.
3:40 HOLD UP Eric Andre is intelligent humor I’ve seen his show and it’s the most what did he just do thing I’ve seen. Still funny as hell
*ｂｉｇ ｐｅｅｐｅｅ*
I had the video fullscreen and when you zoomed in on the "Mewling quim" I had to pause the video to physically TAKE A MOMENT because that man thought to himself, "yes. This phrase that existed before the popular Marvel character Loki said it in The Avengers (2012) but was DEFINITELY popularized by him... I'm going to throw it into casual conversation like it isn't slang for one of the most offensive things you can call someone!"
This video is rickin' morty. Right, guys?
Yo, thanks for the outro song. Just checked the band out and love it.
went from one slazo video to another , i need help
every time you quietly say ‘lol’ after a long little speech is a blessing to me
My name is Darren, so when 5:38 came up, I couldn’t help but facepalm. I’m so sorry on behalf of all Darrens
“Bible 2: Atheist Edition” is the most ironic thing I’ve ever heard.
Eric Andre is FAR from an intellect lol
Retarded Llama well ericious andréious as us intellectiuals like to call him is a very smart and intellectual person he cured cancer in the underground science scene *tips fedora and walks away*
8:01 Is that the onceler???
i just got a kidzbop ad send help
Billy Badass what does thot mean
Burn it
Needed this video today - can’t wait to see more 💕
Eric Andre is just very niche humor, not intelligent humor lol
I'm laughing so hard, this is one of the greatest video i've ever watched. Thank you so much for this gem
The first guy was a total gentleman
*T I P S F E D O R A*
Well fuck you then
*Your* videos are sooooo good, never stop making videos!
So basically r/niceguys?
Vasco Carvalho A mix of r/niceguys , r/iamverysmart , and r/creepyastriks .
QUADSTAR yeah kinda
I've been waiting for this video since the day you started making reddit videos
“This one cant run away” not through lack of trying though.
I woke up at 2:30 this morning and couldn't fall back asleep. I watched 3 hours of asmr, and I still couldn't go to sleep. I decide that I'll just watch a slazo video, and halfway through, I pass out. Thanks
*throws fedora* I'm a classy man!
8:35 I've seen enough old timey cartoons to be qualified to tell you that he's referring to the old car honking sound effect, Slaz 😂
Well, it is happening. Slazo is blowing up out of our reach. If you read this good luck, you may never find one of my comments again lol ly
The last picture is heartbreaking. I can't imagine how lonely he must have felt to have done that ☹
m’lady
Ester Elmgart said by an elegant m'lady.. *fedora tipping intensifies * *transforms into werewolf* *neckbeard quivers*
Ester Elmgart I didn’t realize how much I hated this word until I started watching his vids lol
m'daddy
you're my new favorite channel, cheers
Nothing says "I'd like to think I'm pretty deep" then using the same blue pill, red pill analogy everyone and their mother's used ad nauseam since The Matrix came out
No fedoras?
*glances at Patrick Stump* sorry buddy...
(Fall Out Boy, anyone...?)
9:06 I can see why they run away, dear God
Love you man, keep up the good
My character on Dark Souls is approaching Rick and Morty level intelligence.
The "mr robot" guy sounds like the kind of guy to go on a cod game, and accuse the best player on the enemy team of hacking every single time they kill him, and only against him
no felt woman deserves that
The sarcasm is too much for the human brain to comprehend. Love it😂
What does neck beard means?
Nella Paulina It's where only the hair grows on the neck.
Nella Paulina they have some hair around their neck, typically because they don't care enough to shave. Their usually self proclaimed intellectual gentlemen.
Nella Paulina A stereotype consisting of some combination of wearing fedoras, watching cartoons, playing video games, being a "loud" atheist, complaining about the friend zone and whatnot, and being very awkward with girls. There's probably more, but that's all I come up with for now.
Andre Johnson oh, thanks man. English is my third language so some slangs are unknown to me.
Andre Johnson what is a fedora?
1:43 awwe man, I have this picture on my phone crap and I thought owning a fedora was bad enough
Turn the creepy conversations into short sketches lol
0:58 I believe it's attempting to establish contact
Who knew?.... My entire life I talked to girls wrong. .... To get them to drop it low on me, I have to say *"AWOOOOGA!!! AWOOOGA!!!!"*
Ok that Matrix parody one is so hilarious that I can't look down on the guy for it.
He's obviously a sleazebag but he's a hilarious one. Goddamn.
sleazebag?