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  • @SorrowTV
    @SorrowTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5187

    NEXT

    • @seokjinisanactualangel465
      @seokjinisanactualangel465 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sorrow TV HI

    • @liamleslie5505
      @liamleslie5505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Seokjin is an actual angel
      NEXT!!!

    • @fuzzyd1436
      @fuzzyd1436 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I have 24-4 seats in my van do you want it?

    • @natanaru
      @natanaru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Dear god that lady is the type of person I hate.

    • @gasmonkey7039
      @gasmonkey7039 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't hop on the Logang Paul hate train because there is no space...but I have a van that can carry 6 more TH-camrs. Do you want it before the fire calms down?

  • @SorrowTV
    @SorrowTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4816

    "I was looking for a vehicle to seat 20 people, and for that reason, I'm out."

    • @svanse45.56
      @svanse45.56 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sorrow TV Bologna

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sorrow TV those are the kinds of people who should get thrown out a chopper

    • @femcelgirlfren
      @femcelgirlfren 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      do you know if slazo has a gf?

    • @hypergrad2254
      @hypergrad2254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      *Sharp inhale*
      ᴺᴱˣᵀ

    • @TheFlynCow
      @TheFlynCow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "I really like your product, it has great potential, and for that reason, I'm out."

  • @SorrowTV
    @SorrowTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3649

    Bruh you didn't come to me for a Halo cover wtf

    • @rhiannonglanville8231
      @rhiannonglanville8231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Sorrow TV 3 messages in a row....

    • @autumnaltumn
      @autumnaltumn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      hi im dead inside ultimate bromance

    • @rosemaryhofstedt6703
      @rosemaryhofstedt6703 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Sorrow TV Triple commenting, bro? Really? You're coming off a little desperate.

    • @Squiggy2010
      @Squiggy2010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Three messages in a row, you and Slazo are officially a couple. Couple of bros.

    • @crimsoncorsair9250
      @crimsoncorsair9250 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sorrow TV Logan Paul takes a walk in the woods

  • @drake3184
    @drake3184 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2018

    Sugar daddy
    Politically correct - *Fructose guardian*

    • @joshuanorman2
      @joshuanorman2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      *glucose

    • @crimsoncorsair9250
      @crimsoncorsair9250 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Theodore Bui underated comment right here^

    • @aimée_sao
      @aimée_sao 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Theodore Bui Actually, if you are referring to table sugar, it’s sucrose. Sucrose supervisor.

    • @yourereadingmynamearentyou3699
      @yourereadingmynamearentyou3699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Monosaccharide Guardian

    • @a.robinson2779
      @a.robinson2779 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      or Fructose Father

  • @yumayae8514
    @yumayae8514 7 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Artists actually get a lot of shit for not drawing for free, because it's 'just a hobby' and 'they like to so it' but I'm like, so is gardening, but you still pay gardeners because they're providing a service.
    How such a simple concept isn't going into the heads of some people will always be a mystery to me

    • @justarandommimikyu8474
      @justarandommimikyu8474 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Cooking can also be a hobby, a lot of luck will be needed trying to pay at a restaurant with “exposure.”

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Satancyli this literally angers me... I never got this because my social media is not popular, and I don't do commissions and stuff... Still... I really feel angry

    • @cloud1036
      @cloud1036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Satancyli TRUE
      its so irritating

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kylo Ren I do that most of the time... It's nice seeing people smile at the gesture... But some people are like... Entitled

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kylo Ren yep.. That's true

  • @alicethetransdalek7333
    @alicethetransdalek7333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    "Must have at least 500 friends"
    IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE HUMAN BRAIN TO PROCESS RELATIONSHIPS WITH THAT MANY PEOPLE

  • @gokueatsomanyburgers1911
    @gokueatsomanyburgers1911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    okay but i want a sugar daddy, i wont do anything give me money is the biggest fucking mood

    • @Rita-kx3yr
      @Rita-kx3yr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Same! Sometimes I'm just like can some wealthy individual just give me money.
      Like that's their kink... giving me money.
      Just me though.

    • @tqiga
      @tqiga 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      shady lesbian THAT ISNT A MOOD ITS A COMMAND

    • @tqiga
      @tqiga 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      shady lesbian NEXT!

    • @ladyj.9350
      @ladyj.9350 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But I mean if it works....

    • @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa
      @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, why can't they just play video games with their tits out on Twitch like all the other girls who want to earn money while contributing literally nothing to society?

  • @TheHamburgerFella
    @TheHamburgerFella 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "A cross between Walter White and the guy from Toy Story 2."
    I FUCKING DIED

  • @quantumfrog9083
    @quantumfrog9083 6 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    Is it to much to ask for a guy who's 6.4 ft tall has over 2 million dollars to spend on me, lives in Hawaii, clingy but not to clingy, love cheese pizza (and pepperoni occasionally) they will give me 100 percent of their time...

    • @anfruitwhocantx
      @anfruitwhocantx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      E.L meowmeow is 6.3 good?

    • @niiseu6943
      @niiseu6943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      NEXT!!!!

    • @Thisplaceisaprison3912
      @Thisplaceisaprison3912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No no 110% of his time, because he needs to be better than all the other guys giving 100% 😂

    • @Dillepo14
      @Dillepo14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nicole Shepherd i feel like you said that unironically...

    • @waffledressing9856
      @waffledressing9856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Barack Obama?

  • @bugsnaxfan
    @bugsnaxfan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I ain't you sugar daddy
    I'm your salt daddy

    • @Rita-kx3yr
      @Rita-kx3yr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That'd be such a nice fight though.
      Sugar daddy vs Salt mama!

    • @nomoriplex
      @nomoriplex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FUCK

    • @marcussmithwick6326
      @marcussmithwick6326 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You a weeb

    • @ieatmemeswithoutmilk1337
      @ieatmemeswithoutmilk1337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hopeless Weeaboo Can I be your animu daddy?
      (I don’t know what I’m doing. Please send help.)

    • @bugsnaxfan
      @bugsnaxfan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I shall supply the free animus

  • @margotdenise5091
    @margotdenise5091 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “Can you design my tattoo”
    “ yes ofcourse, What is your budget?”
    “ Oh dont Worry about budget just draw :D”
    “ I meant as in budget to pay me for the design”
    “ oh I just dont want to spend 30$...”
    “ I start at 50 :) “
    “ ok ill ask someone else then”
    Happens way to often

    • @malayfellaz
      @malayfellaz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do what my friend did. Take the money but the tattoo is not permanent. And when he/she return said "you get what you paid"

    • @metademetra
      @metademetra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Fucker, this is going on your body. It will stay there for the rest of your life. If I fuck up, that reflects badly on me. So yes, because of how stressful it is to design something that will be etched into someone’s skin forever, I charge a lot!”

    • @bchin4005
      @bchin4005 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My tattoo artist designs my tattoos, the cost of design is part of the total price, straightforward enough.

  • @gavinthacher1111
    @gavinthacher1111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Kid at 8:46 wanted girl under 5'7 because he didn't want anyone taller than himself:^^^^^^)

    • @ceresmane2939
      @ceresmane2939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what type of tall

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol, not necessarily.
      But honestly, I don't get height requirements in general. I've never seen a woman and thought she was too short, or too tall for me.

    • @Lee-er1ze
      @Lee-er1ze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      seigeengine I guess it’s just personal preference?

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Preference and requirement are different words. I have height preferences when it comes to women, but I'd never reject a woman simply because she was the "wrong" height.

    • @ГеоргийКиреев-ж9ы
      @ГеоргийКиреев-ж9ы 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, dating a girl that is 20 cm taller than you can be a pretty shit experience. Just doesn't feel right.

  • @netflixandbleach5779
    @netflixandbleach5779 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    'If you start getting fat, I will tease you about it until you either go on a diet or develop an eating disorder' oh boy where do I apply

  • @cutegodzilla2909
    @cutegodzilla2909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    "Diet coke" shows pepsi

  • @zxr9291
    @zxr9291 7 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    I'm really curious to see what the "penis pointed towards the sun" guy actually looks like.

    • @Mehhhhhhhh
      @Mehhhhhhhh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      an alien disguised as a human.

    • @CalamariMatoi
      @CalamariMatoi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      zyzix zz
      bald ten year old

    • @Something775
      @Something775 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pretty sure that one was a joke.

    • @linklgas1691
      @linklgas1691 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      predator

    • @PeanutButterZombie00
      @PeanutButterZombie00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That means he gets to watch the eclipse while she does all the work. I'm still trying to figure out what the woman gets out of all this. A strong Aryan baby? Hm.

  • @neila8543
    @neila8543 7 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    wanting a sugar daddy is pretty common, yes, but actually making a tinder for it? Now that's dedication.

    • @asher8683
      @asher8683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Neila it's funny you say that, i found my sugar daddy on tinder! it's more common than you would think (though you do have to give them sugar....saying you won't do anything isn't the way to get one lol)

    • @sarmusic3209
      @sarmusic3209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ash depends on the sugar though really doesn't it

    • @hundejason
      @hundejason 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Prostitution seems like a pretty common job nowadays lol

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly, sugar babies are lower than straight up whores imo.

    • @zadams1816
      @zadams1816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Notre Aira not really... He's ruining his marriage. She doesn't owe his family anything. He does. That's of course depending on personal morale. If he does and she doesn't know about it then how is it her fault

  • @yuki97kira
    @yuki97kira 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I'm an art student... And people asking for art for free really infuriates me, because I know how hard it is to even draw something so simple... And it takes a lot of time, energy, dedication, etc... I'm ranting here... But I'm just enraged at that post XD

    • @knightofcarrion7358
      @knightofcarrion7358 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      wanna draw something for me? for exposure?

    • @TRFAD
      @TRFAD 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make instrumentals and mix music. People never want to pay. They always want to partner up, like I don't get that all the time.

    • @djfebrezee
      @djfebrezee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do requests sometimes since I don't have a PayPal (and frankly, I don't have enough confidence in my art to sell it for money yet), but I'm happy to report that all of the requests I've gotten were very kindly worded.

  • @belovethdictator2313
    @belovethdictator2313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Slazo, how's that Aussie weather going? Is it raining spiders yet over there?

    • @gumball2253
      @gumball2253 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      *raining digeridoos

    • @hayz691
      @hayz691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm an aussie and we got a heatwave rn..... i'm actually dying...

    • @joma6972
      @joma6972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What part of Australia are you in Nipha?
      Its currently around 27 degrees each day where I am.

    • @mediumraretunafish9621
      @mediumraretunafish9621 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's been fairly rainy where I live in Australia but today it was kinda breezy but not too rainy. I live in Queensland

    • @onyxx4335
      @onyxx4335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i live in Kentucky and its supposed to be 0 degrees tomorrow. someone trade me places?

  • @demonvictim
    @demonvictim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Why would i have a 7 bedroom house if i dont have anyone around

    • @Murmarine
      @Murmarine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sonny J becuse reasons.

    • @punk4787
      @punk4787 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ask litteraly every millionaire. Most live alone besides a gold digger they hump on the side but have houses loaded with rooms. Probally just status.

    • @keegandeters4932
      @keegandeters4932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sonny J, to have many rooms to dance in when you feel like it

    • @r.r815
      @r.r815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kegers Deters if I ever become rich this is the reason I will buy a house with lots of rooms

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think the whole post was just racism. She was basically saying no black guy would fit all of those criteria.

  • @autumnaltumn
    @autumnaltumn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    slazo’s eyebrow roast at 8:30 holy SHIT wHERE did that come from I love it

    • @Glassee
      @Glassee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AUTUMN saaaame

  • @xXxBigDaddyY2KxXx
    @xXxBigDaddyY2KxXx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Tbh I used to be an editor for some guy also running a small channel. He eventually let it slip in private that he wasn't planning on paying me at all, thinking I was gullible enough to take the "I'm not big enough yet" issue. Told him to fuck right off

    • @dylancangie2161
      @dylancangie2161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *sees dabbing marie* maybe you can start an art class

  • @splorgan5696
    @splorgan5696 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Read the entire girlfriend ad and didn't anticipate that I would get as mad as I did.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't really get mad, I was just vaguely disappointed.

    • @ritamaria7606
      @ritamaria7606 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol you mean the guy who would make you cry if you nag? Lmfao THAT is the kinda guy I could make cry. He wouldn't last a day.

  • @nataliecooper9377
    @nataliecooper9377 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Lmfao at the person asking for free photography models.... The only free models you get are friends and family.

    • @Neptunes
      @Neptunes 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Natalie Cooper Not really to be honest

    • @Thompson8200
      @Thompson8200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who has a spare horse lying around?

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A lot of low level modeling is done simply to improve one's portfolio, actually.

    • @ritamaria7606
      @ritamaria7606 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My mom got free models and so did my husband. But they gave free prints to their models. Win win?

  • @numberneinlarge9965
    @numberneinlarge9965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Right, as a bass player, you can’t(realistically)play bass for $100. Here’s an example for you. You need the bass itself; a used Ibanez or Fender usually can be found for about 300-400. Then you need an amp. A new Fender 100 watt bass amp is $300. Since you’re buying used, you need new bass strings. A new set of round wound strings is about $20; replace them every 2 months. If you want effects(tuner, distortion, wah, noise gate), you’ll be spending at least $300 for new pedals. A set of 3 patch cables is about $15, and two 15 ft cables are $30 total. Your final price is ~$965. So, no, you cannot play bass for $100.

    • @tfos993
      @tfos993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NumberNEINLarge say that to local gigs lol

    • @numberneinlarge9965
      @numberneinlarge9965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bung The Booce I could also say that to my Band director. And my parents.

    • @KezVanBeck
      @KezVanBeck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      NumberNEINLarge but.. you don’t pay that amount every single gig you do etc . That’s like a builder charging a customer £300 to drill a hole because his drill cost him £250. It’s called investment and eventually you cover your losses and start profiting... not saying you should work for 100.. but that logic is kinda flawed..

    • @joshday1997
      @joshday1997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kieron Van-Beck The person was referring to how the poster said he didn't need to pay the player, and could just get a bass for $100 and do it himself.

    • @rinaberman7686
      @rinaberman7686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly. Any bass you could get for $100 would be absolute crap.

  • @pattheticc
    @pattheticc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Omg the logo one. Graphic designers need to eat too people

  • @ILIKEAIR58
    @ILIKEAIR58 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I actually know a couple girls who have found a "sugar daddy who doesn't want sugar". Buffalo, NY is a weird place

    • @ladyj.9350
      @ladyj.9350 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ILIKEAIR58 their kink is giving away money

    • @dallass194
      @dallass194 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ILIKEAIR58 Disgusting

    • @Lyraaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @Lyraaaaaaaaaaaaa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I second that. Buffalo has some crazy shit.

    • @XxLew
      @XxLew 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it's more common with FinDomme (financial Domination) however, being a Daddy and getting no sugar is a new one for me.

    • @poopprincess92
      @poopprincess92 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lived for some time, can third that.

  • @FatmanVALORANT
    @FatmanVALORANT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    Sry Im tierd

    • @thecultistgaming8536
      @thecultistgaming8536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fatman - Daily Fortnite Videos :') I read this before the video started and was so confused lol

    • @Riot228
      @Riot228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fatman - Daily Fortnite Videos im tier'd two.

    • @Moody_Salad
      @Moody_Salad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHA I AM THE 666TH LIKE

    • @peyteneq5301
      @peyteneq5301 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tired*

    • @daisy8284
      @daisy8284 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite fruit is pineapple hey idiot, it was a reference to something in the video.

  • @bhartleby2373
    @bhartleby2373 7 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    I recently started dating an old guy but I messed up and he doesn't have any money. Now I still have to pay for my own mozzarella sticks but it's okay. He's really sweet; all sugar no daddy.

    • @thegameres816
      @thegameres816 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Bhart Leby hes clearly not sweet enough to be a SUGAR daddy -drums-

    • @Purpelspy
      @Purpelspy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      break up and find a new sugar daddy

    • @sanctifiedsuccubus2562
      @sanctifiedsuccubus2562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Bhart Leby Don't you mean "all Daddy no Sugar?"

    • @bhartleby2373
      @bhartleby2373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jade Bloodrayne Well he is sweet so he is the sugar. :D

    • @isopodch.4599
      @isopodch.4599 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bhart Leby 3

  • @andrewramlall3560
    @andrewramlall3560 7 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I feel disgusted after watching this

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So that dude who wanted an Emo gf.
    He wanted to date an emo girl...who has a lot of friends?

  • @FatmanVALORANT
    @FatmanVALORANT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    I laughed when she said tiered

    • @phalvorantos
      @phalvorantos 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fatman - Daily Fortnite Videos at least he tierd

  • @fatglassbaby6274
    @fatglassbaby6274 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I've been binging your videos for the past couple of days instead of working and I'm honestly not sure why. Nice content though, I love how you're mild yet savage (and also not problematic from what I can tell, nice) x

  • @xxSome3Girlxx
    @xxSome3Girlxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm a poor student, so modeling for coffee sounds good tbh

  • @baylee9879
    @baylee9879 7 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    You should get a tinder and pretend to be this mysterious anti-sugar sugar daddy and catfish all those girls looking for a sugar daddy with no sugar

    • @derekortiz3663
      @derekortiz3663 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Baylee Roberson that's genius. I mean, he's basically doing market research...

  • @conslorenzo7529
    @conslorenzo7529 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

    Slazo is my sugar daddy ;)

    • @rosequartz5392
      @rosequartz5392 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cons Lorenzo wtf

    • @mobot333
      @mobot333 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh

    • @eduarda1422
      @eduarda1422 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      he’s like 14

    • @coleballenger4595
      @coleballenger4595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      elena I'm pretty sure he's not 14.

    • @noot9360
      @noot9360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      eggplant eggplant

  • @fuzzymilk
    @fuzzymilk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Can't have less than 500 friends"
    *but whyyy*

  • @josephokuwa
    @josephokuwa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    A sugar daddy that wants no sugar is called your father...
    Unless you're from down South 😂😂

  • @12candy17
    @12candy17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    A sugar daddy that doesn't want sugar is the ultimate dream

    • @12candy17
      @12candy17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ram II make me.

    • @ramii3503
      @ramii3503 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Victoria Loft *I'M CALLING THE POLICE!*

    • @12candy17
      @12candy17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ram II am I supposed to be scared or excited by the idea of handcuffs

    • @ramii3503
      @ramii3503 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Victoria Loft Idk, I am unable to use them due to a lack of arms.

    • @_wayward_494
      @_wayward_494 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no

  • @Ah-ec5ch
    @Ah-ec5ch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    I WOULD EDIT FOR YOU SLAZO, FOR FREE.

  • @TrueHylianKnight
    @TrueHylianKnight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    NOT 20 MINUTES. NEXT!!!

  • @willrope5839
    @willrope5839 7 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    *StOp CoPyInG sLAzO*

    • @96Champ994
      @96Champ994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A D N A N Ø アラブ next.

    • @sput_7098
      @sput_7098 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      NEXT!*

    • @hayden9810
      @hayden9810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      gay lord *N E X T !*

    • @datboi1553
      @datboi1553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nExT

    • @ohrats.mp3979
      @ohrats.mp3979 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NEXT

  • @irly15
    @irly15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7 bedroom house and 3 cars on 6 figures, she's not even smart enough to beg for something remotely obtainable.

  • @wellok645
    @wellok645 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    a sugar daddy who wants no sugar is everything I need right now STOP COMING FOR ME SLAZO

    • @wellok645
      @wellok645 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Happy Aleks a joke, son

    • @Jamzmahname
      @Jamzmahname 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jimmy Neutron wants a sodium chloride daddy.

    • @coveruplies
      @coveruplies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doi stfu

    • @partyboytown
      @partyboytown 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well Ok same

  • @PengwenVelociraptor
    @PengwenVelociraptor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s 4:32am, and I have to be at work in 5.5 hours, and instead of sleeping like a normal/sane person I can’t stop watching videos of Slazo verbally shitting on people

  • @chloeunderwood4597
    @chloeunderwood4597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Person: Bring diet coke
    Me: * pours Pepsi in diet coke can *

  • @Amoodz
    @Amoodz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Damn that American accent

  • @geordielaforge1643
    @geordielaforge1643 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The ugly guy with the extremely detailed personal ad is Matt Forney, no need to black out his name for privacy's sake, he posts this and other horrendous content regularly and publicly. He and many other bitter, entitled, abusive and racist men were responsible for much of the fundraising, content and publicity for the "Red Pill" documentary. Which is why it is one of the most useless and inaccurate documentaries ever made. I believe a documentary about mens issues is a good idea, but when you gather the worst types of men to make it, it's worthless.

    • @CSGraves
      @CSGraves 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh and remember the time Matt pretended to be a Christian woman who hates cunnilingus because it "disturbs the natural order"?

    • @ineedausername9547
      @ineedausername9547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I haven’t heard many bad things about the red pill documentary, but I haven’t seen it myself. What sort of inaccuracies are you talking about?

    • @CSGraves
      @CSGraves 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I haven't seen it either, but given its dubious premise I don't imagine its worth checking out, even for "debunking" purposes. Life's too short.

    • @warlordera5409
      @warlordera5409 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't that documentary made by a feminist? She didn't even feel sympathy for these guys until halfway through or whatever. idk unless you're hardcore into third wave feminism propaganda

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd consider it more about decency than privacy, tbh.

  • @fluorescentgoth
    @fluorescentgoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    first time seeing a video of yours, digging everything about your content so far. your eyebrows are a delight to this earth. subbed.

  • @paulcasanova1909
    @paulcasanova1909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ah, I remember that eclipse one. I believe that one is a joke that someone could actually hook up with em

  • @Lichen8404
    @Lichen8404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like watching your vids while I animate. It helps me not slack off as much. 10/10 would watch again

  • @lasergaming5842
    @lasergaming5842 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:17 omfg I absolutly DIED “oh boy, aren’t you a prize” 😂😂😂

  • @berthathebeluga3517
    @berthathebeluga3517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Y is his voice so gentle and calm but his face so overly expressive for that

  • @Ah-ec5ch
    @Ah-ec5ch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    *IT IS AN HOUNER TO DRAW FOR YOU*

  • @dylanoliver4861
    @dylanoliver4861 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    your outro introduced me to one of my (now) favorite songs, thanks man

  • @thegameres816
    @thegameres816 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Can you be my sugar daddy? I'll like your vids.

  • @MALIKMALIK-bs9dt
    @MALIKMALIK-bs9dt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I bloody love this channel

  • @bigdaddysalvia4944
    @bigdaddysalvia4944 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    it's the simple things that keep me from ending it all

  • @Shivani-xy7jr
    @Shivani-xy7jr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the little voices you do lmao

  • @mateolitc8898
    @mateolitc8898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6:12 Transphobic and racist? Wow what a charmer. /s 😒

  • @dulldelusions6269
    @dulldelusions6269 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    you’re welcome for the art! it’s really fun to be appreciated by someone you look up to

  • @sorenmine7765
    @sorenmine7765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    A hot emo girl with over 500 friends? Dream on.
    Emos rarely have even 10 close friends! Trust me, i'm emo.

    • @knightofcarrion7358
      @knightofcarrion7358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I cant find a emos with 1 friend.

    • @TheGalacticGrizzly
      @TheGalacticGrizzly 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was probably talking about MySpace friends

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Proton Lolwut
      emos are attention whores

    • @shua510
      @shua510 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      quirky 🤪

  • @TheAlfaCreeper
    @TheAlfaCreeper 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    That one about the guy from toy story 2 caught me off guard. So funny man keep up the great vids!

  • @thegameres816
    @thegameres816 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Walter white guy is my fucking soul mate.

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The phrase of "... honor to draw for _Slazo_ " had me cracking up

  • @cherriblossomss
    @cherriblossomss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    i laugh but also same honestly i want people to just give me stuff for free lmao

    • @vilte1008
      @vilte1008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very bad then

    • @TrueHylianKnight
      @TrueHylianKnight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Everyone would want to be treated like a king or queen

    • @mewtuwa
      @mewtuwa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Nothing wrong with that. Who doesn't want free stuff? But it's a problem if you actually expect people to deliver when you offer nothing in return.

    • @cherriblossomss
      @cherriblossomss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mewtuwa its joke

    • @crimsoncorsair9250
      @crimsoncorsair9250 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Emily Richardson yeah but.. would you be in a relationship just for money?

  • @kaylasummers6202
    @kaylasummers6202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol the voices you do are great 😂😂

  • @sylvaeon860
    @sylvaeon860 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Actually, in the art world, it isnt uncommon for artists to do free comissions, simply so they can add to their portfolio. That being said, i bet that guy was asking actual professional artists, not random people on the internet

    • @Perceptionreflection
      @Perceptionreflection 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No, it's not common for us. I'll draw free things for good friends ONLY. No one I know would EVER do free art just to expand their portfolio.

    • @gay.dia.
      @gay.dia. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      noobenstein ???

    • @fluffyphoenix8082
      @fluffyphoenix8082 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, exactly. I think it's sad when people expect art for free, just because art isn't 'work'. Yeah, art is work. A ton of hard work. Of course people want to be paid for it!

    • @L4Depicness123
      @L4Depicness123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      noobenstein LMAO

    • @yumayae8514
      @yumayae8514 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      noobenstein Wtf dude, why do you go around telling this to a girl that's actually really pretty, what kind of asshat are you

  • @brittanyweeks7914
    @brittanyweeks7914 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's so amazing that you're blowing up and getting recognition, Slazo! You're such an amazing TH-camr, and you put so much work into your videos! You deserve every single sub you're getting, keep it up ♥

  • @userrdm14
    @userrdm14 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    my mans came thru with a video

  • @bulw4rk856
    @bulw4rk856 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    A sugar daddy without sugar.
    So a dad.
    "Margret, you are NOT going out in those clothes!"
    "Girl, if you don't get right back in this house, you are grounded!"
    "Oh, great it's the frat boys again. Jennifer, get my shotgun."

  • @zundra616
    @zundra616 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    N E X T

  • @rachelharper8518
    @rachelharper8518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:54
    I was thinking he was more of a cross between Walter White and _The Stay Puft Marshmellow Man_ .

  • @sunnyrain1100
    @sunnyrain1100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No Ni-- *oh* , oh, wooow, oOOH, Okay... I love that part, haha.

  • @zammymynakersnackstbmoth
    @zammymynakersnackstbmoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your voices are hilarious. I love you dude!

  • @medmadman842
    @medmadman842 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A pig, at least in the gay world, is someone who is extremely nasty and kinky, absolutely the dirtiest person in bed. Hope this helps

  • @filmandfirearms
    @filmandfirearms 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:41 "I have really high standards but I was dumb enough to get pregnant by a guy who left me immediately after." In the modern world, you have condoms, birth control, plan B pills, abortion, if you don't want to get pregnant, but you get pregnant, you have no one but yourself to blame. There's a reason I'll always use a condom until I'm married

  • @Jbush69
    @Jbush69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hi slazo im so early really like your videos keep it up

  • @leef9874
    @leef9874 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Random Person: Why don't artists draw for me? They like it so they should do it for free.
    Me: Would you pay a tailor?
    Random Person: Yeah, it's a service.
    Me: What if I told you they like to make clothes?

  • @EarthboundX
    @EarthboundX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That one guy was definitely an incel. Wait, a couple of guys in this video match that description, haha.

  • @Weroleytor
    @Weroleytor 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still waiting for this channel to blow up, keep up the good work :D

  • @seratope
    @seratope 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    hey
    that water looks *clean*

  • @powerless_imp0682
    @powerless_imp0682 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just came across your channel through your collab w sorrow tv - love you already dude, but idk about you staring into my soul half the time

  • @edgeffx7812
    @edgeffx7812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "NO NI- oh uh... Wow."

  • @MathematicalVoid
    @MathematicalVoid 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:29 - "As soon as I conquer the world... I will PAY YOU!" -Dr. Eggman, Sonic Heroes

  • @crystalsight7895
    @crystalsight7895 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My god. 1 bitcoin = 16273.92 dollars

  • @purpleblah2
    @purpleblah2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    People DO hire professional photographers to take pictures of their cosplays.
    But they usually pay them. Up front.

  • @rachelkaye9119
    @rachelkaye9119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    so tierd..

  • @kathamilton4504
    @kathamilton4504 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've waited my whole life for this

  • @wernerrautemaa2143
    @wernerrautemaa2143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hype: Adhd, Add, too much energy drinks, sugar and autism peapole!

  • @laurachristina541
    @laurachristina541 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love this channel so much, makes my day every damn time

  • @sephryn6112
    @sephryn6112 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why do all australians with a mildly deep voice sound like vaatividya

    • @iraqigamer2407
      @iraqigamer2407 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sephryn
      You mean the Dark Souls god?

    • @c.g.278
      @c.g.278 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Patron Saint of Loremasters and sexy voices.

  • @ladytomato7282
    @ladytomato7282 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching so many of these in a row on a bus trip and the semi relaxed tone if awesome

  • @Lizardloafers
    @Lizardloafers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Like I get why it’s bad but also... I’m always down for people just giving me cash

  • @stefanocarpino685
    @stefanocarpino685 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the Halo music in the background during the one about the 40 year old dude that wanted the planet stuff

  • @chrisrangel2290
    @chrisrangel2290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hahah walter white toy story xD

  • @kittensrlove8997
    @kittensrlove8997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    IVE NEVER EVER CRINGED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
    PS. Ur narration is awesome btw

  • @janban9148
    @janban9148 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    NEXT!

  • @1gallonofwater951
    @1gallonofwater951 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:26 that’s why, if the two ever go to war, I’m fighting for the seedless watermelons.

  • @tinycheddar9263
    @tinycheddar9263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS*

  • @sjay175
    @sjay175 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love watching your videos ☺️ you're a great TH-camr 👍