BUY HIS NEW SPECIAL "SINCERELY" HERE: louisck.com/products/sincerel... One of my favorite jokes from one of the most important philosophers of our time, Louis C.K. From Louis' Netflix special back in 2017.
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
Well so many astro physicists can't make up their minds on the age of the earth. It has changed lots of times within the past 80 years which leads me to believe they are not exactly sure about their so called "evidence".
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
"TF's gonna happen?!?!?!" is just so authenticly said! Just the art of acting at it's best. Louis is one of the best comedians, but He's also a very talented actor. His "Louie" sitcom is just pure gold.
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
Still the king. Still one of the top few comedians in the world. Listen how he milked a 5 second joke "What year is it?" for every laugh. That's genius.
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
To be fair, the Gregorian calendar was incredibly difficult to make. Those monks deserve the credit for a very sound system. It takes into account the leap days and everything
And why isn't the 1st of January always a Monday ? We'll change all of that when we shift to the 'World Calendar' ... en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Calendar (There are different possible versions of it)
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
I know they are trying to pull the "BCE and CE" to replace BC and AD, but they still can't cover up the fact we are still basing the years off Christ being born.
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
I’m a devout Christian and I absolutely love this joke. Thank you for adding this. I’ve tried finding this bit to show people for a while and couldn’t find a decent video until now.
Nduduzo Mlaba It is the 21st Century CE. I suggest you put down the absurdly meaningless Bronze Age superstition and grow up. Jesus is pure fiction - never existed.
@Chi Sam Unless you're very stupid, which I would say it's an option on the table at this point, you knew that he wrote the word "pristine" with a typo. There was no need to begin with to be smartass about it unless you're obnoxious for a living, so he simply linked the word he obviously intended and called it a day. Now imagine considering yourself a "critic", and considering him "smug" for posting a link and subsequently acknowledging the mistake in a later comment. Quite the clownshow. And I was playing along to the joke, I never took it that seriously; but then you actually proved to have a stick up your rectum Mr. critic. And that was quite fascinating.
He’s not dead. I’m not ruling out the possibility of him getting back into the mainstream. Considering the state of the world, I’ll be damned if anyone knows wtf things will look like in 5-10 years. We can only hope. If Mike Tyson can be acceptable, Louis should be embraced (as long as he’s not touching his wiener in the process)
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
i heard the prophet was briefly enlightened but then he dropped into a lower state of consciousness and started killing and fighting? And I heard that Jesus and Krishna's consciousness and enlightenment never stopped until they died
That 90's Guy I’m not religious so please fuck off It’s just a calendar that was set up long before I was born We have enough religious lunatics in here as it is and now i have to deal with you!
How did that 2 ton boulder get moved? How did 12 people outlast the Roman Empire and grow to the size they are right now? Holding a 2,000 year old book?
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
Never Mind he started a podcast! 5$ for 10 episodes, 25-45 mins in length (you can find it on his website) also I went to a surprise show of his a couple months ago on Long Island, the venue only fit like 300 people but it sold out in like 20 minutes (he sent out an email announcing the show the day before)
Muslims keep track of their own years. The current Islamic year is 1442 AH. During that year, Muhammad and his followers migrated from Mecca to Medina and established the first Muslim community (ummah), an event commemorated as the Hijra. AH (Latin: Anno Hegirae, "in the year of the Hijra"). Louis CK is funny but ignorant like most people. He's right in the sense that Muslim countries use the Christian year, like everyone else, for practical purposes.
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
Sure hope we as a society "allow" Louis to....you know, exist in public again. And soon. What he did wasn't horribly unethical.. ..comparatively. Yes.....it was pretty damn short sighted and stupid. But it was clearly a dumb mistake that he surely _massively_ regrets. But I'm entirely against this whole absurd concept of "cancelling" people. If everyone who's ever made a huge mistake gets cancelled....who the fuck is even left? I don't want to only have 100% "perfect(yeah right)" people who have never done something incredibly stupid to be the only ones around. That's ridiculous. It's infantile and myopic and pathological. Louis should feel _some_ public shame over what he did.....and that has indeed happened. Fine. But now....years later, I think it's time for us to forgive and not forget....but rather, move forward, having all learned some lessons. He'll never live down entirely what he did....and that's fine. But it's insane to argue he should literally just disappear from our society for the rest of his life. WE are the ones who lose in that scenario. I don't understand why people can't be nuanced when assessing ethical mishaps. We're fast entering an era where EVERYTHING and EVERYONE is either demonic or holy....with nothing in between. If THAT is where society is truly heading....count me the fuck out. Then again, I suppose if I merely question the motives of the gatekeepers of public ethics....I myself will get "cancelled." The crazy thing is....I'm very _very_ liberal....but I find the left's "cancel culture" thing to be objectively stupid....and unethical in and of itself. I ALSO find the right's utter hypocrisy and sycophantic apologist stance to be equally stupid and unethical. It's almost like most people are idiots or something.... Gah.....rant over. Had to get that out. :P
The problem is that you have something that society doesn’t: the ability to form a solution dictated by critical thinking instead of the emotional impression of what “feels right” for the time.
The guy in the audience just yelling "chrrriiiiiiiiiiist!!!!" gets me every time 🤣
CHRIST !!!@!@#$#
Me on judgement day:
That was dope when he lined up with himself at 0:10
Anthony Bluhm no shit
He wasn't trying to say it wasn't where it lined up...both of your statements are accurate and equally pointless.
Yeah it was super freaking awesome!
He did it on purpose
Tommy Steward what’s up with you mr buzzkill
No other comedian can milk a premise as mundane as the Gregorian calendar yet make it so hilarious
Spot on
you would be surprised if you saw Carlin
Well, Louis CK is heavily influenced by George Carlin. He even admitted it himself in Carlin's funeral.
There are many comedians that can do this exact thing and better. But he did a good job tho...
@@DrSeanKennedy better than Louis...funny idea 😂
I feel like I’m watching this on acid
It truly does kinda mirror tripping.
26michaeluk what I was thinking brother
I am on acid, wtf
wtf there is a moment where his face merges with the still image
Literally! Or maybe a massive dose of Molly
“......yeah, but I’m 28.”
I laughed so hard when I first saw this
So too did I…. Louis is hilarious.
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc.
Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
Was anyone else waiting for him to line up with the overlay?
Man im high af this shit so trippy
evradayubmahloife
@Jew Hunter oh man thanks I was tripping
I’m glad it’s not because I’m high af
Only had to wait 10 seconds
CHRIST!!!
CHRRRIIIIISSSST!!!!!
Jeeezas! Jeeeezas!
CONSTANTINE
PLANT!!
CHRIIIIIIIIISST!!!!!!!!
Either way, I’m happy to write 2020 instead of 4,543,282,020 on everything.
Solid point
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc.
Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
Well so many astro physicists can't make up their minds on the age of the earth. It has changed lots of times within the past 80 years which leads me to believe they are not exactly sure about their so called "evidence".
"They don't even have sticks yet, they're in the grass age !" lmao
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc.
Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
As a muslim, I sincerely congratulate christians :) well done folks.
As a Christian, I hope your year is wonderful.
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc.
Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
I heard you guys believe in Jesus too(just not as the son of God) So mutual win?
@@erickamakeeaina1649 They respect him immensely as a prophet and celebrate him, just don't see him as a messiah
@@Motorhead264 Unlike the Dyooves who hate Him.
"Since the sun did a bluedipaduea"
So subtle so brilliant so funny
"TF's gonna happen?!?!?!" is just so authenticly said! Just the art of acting at it's best. Louis is one of the best comedians, but He's also a very talented actor. His "Louie" sitcom is just pure gold.
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc.
Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
Still the king. Still one of the top few comedians in the world. Listen how he milked a 5 second joke "What year is it?" for every laugh. That's genius.
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc.
Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
To be fair, the Gregorian calendar was incredibly difficult to make. Those monks deserve the credit for a very sound system. It takes into account the leap days and everything
My man Julius deserves more of the credit, these monks just fixed a glitch of his version and called it their own.
i didn’t ask
And why isn't the 1st of January always a Monday ? We'll change all of that when we shift to the 'World Calendar' ...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Calendar
(There are different possible versions of it)
I would like this but it’s at 69 likes
Our native calendar accommodates solar and lunar cycles and seasonal deviations. The Christian calendar is a mediocre copy of the roman one.
Jesus plus one, Jesus plus two, Jesus plus three....🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jesus plus 2017 years, 4 months and 3 days, is when your license expires
JESUS! JESUS! JESUS! I always say this now 🤣
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc.
Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
This is one of his masterpieces. None of us had even put this together even though we had a sense of what this was.
Jesus Christ i love this Goddamn bit, watching it in Jesus plus 2020
Year of the White Metal Rat.
Damn checks keep bouncing!!
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc.
Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
"They're in the grass age"
This DMCA arms race is starting to give me seizures.
Lmao
I don’t mind this one so much for some reason
Stop racing with your arms
“what year is it? 10! what year is it now? 9! 😳 the fuck is GONNA HAPPEN”
classic
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc.
Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
I know they are trying to pull the "BCE and CE" to replace BC and AD, but they still can't cover up the fact we are still basing the years off Christ being born.
@@251rmartin Not sure what you are getting at, Christians were the ones getting murdered for the first half of this 2 thousand year era.
0:10 when your pineal gland is uncalcified
Do you know how to uncalcify?
@@Arkane117 no because the gland is not uncalcified
@@registryd3069 if your gland is "not uncalcified", then that means it's calcified. I'm not following you...
It is pretty satisfying when his moving self lines up with the non moving bit
“...yeah but I’m 28...”
This is one of my Louis' best bits. "CHRIIIIIIIIST!!" gets me every time 😂😂
So good. Thank you for sharing this.
Louis is still in the Red Room and imagines this whole performance.
That's one of a hell of a hilarious comment. Plot twist at it's finest!
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc.
Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
Definitely his best one and he has a lot of great ones
Yea but I'm 28 🤣 had me dying
Top 3 stand up comics of all time
i guess
1. Dylan
2. Dylan
3. Dylan
....BECAUSE I SPIT HOT FIRE!!!
I'd say Top 5 for sure
Easily
@@timothyencinas3353 yes. Dylan Moran is the GOAT
This is Gold
It’s like watching Mozart play a symphony.
Only Louis can make such a simple topic so great
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc.
Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
Why is the ghost of Louis' career haunting us
Countdown to 0, "wtf is gunna happen?!" Bahahah
Cuz I think back then they weren't calling it the year 0 lol. That's why it's so absurdly funny.
You beat me to it. Can't stop laughing.
@@OMGtheykilledKenny42 actually there's no year zero as far as I remember. It's 1bc then 1
@@AngelMorales-qn8bf 1 BCE, then 1 CE/AD? That math doesn't work.
@@OMGtheykilledKenny42 that's right. It's not what we learned in math class but it's the way it is.
Google "was there a year 0"
Shit. I shouldn’t have taken that hit of acid at the Guns n Roses concert.
Now Louis is stuck.
Coman africa 5. That got me. Hahaha
When he says tf is gonna happen i lose it
yeesssss
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc.
Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
This is my favorite bit by any comedian... I think. Don't hold me to this.
One of the best stand up bits of all Jesusy time. Makes you deconstruct reality and question it while making you laugh the whole time.
CHRIIIIST!!!
I’m a devout Christian and I absolutely love this joke. Thank you for adding this. I’ve tried finding this bit to show people for a while and couldn’t find a decent video until now.
"2017" is on Netflix
Great to know other Christians watch this guy
Nduduzo Mlaba It is the 21st Century CE. I suggest you put down the absurdly meaningless Bronze Age superstition and grow up.
Jesus is pure fiction - never existed.
@@inkblack6256 just because something is old and is fiction doesn't mean we should drop it. Look at numbers, best fiction we ever invented.
oscar rosales It’s a hinderance to humanity and is thankfully slowing dying anyways. Cult gibberish.
Time is such an interesting concept.
CK s humour and delivery are prestine
@Chi Sam Answer 2a; www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pristine
@@sylvaindesforges3063
So he's right lol, "prEstine" is not a word
So I've been told!
@Chi Sam
Slow down big brain, no need to smell your own farts over a typo
@Chi Sam
Unless you're very stupid, which I would say it's an option on the table at this point, you knew that he wrote the word "pristine" with a typo. There was no need to begin with to be smartass about it unless you're obnoxious for a living, so he simply linked the word he obviously intended and called it a day.
Now imagine considering yourself a "critic", and considering him "smug" for posting a link and subsequently acknowledging the mistake in a later comment. Quite the clownshow.
And I was playing along to the joke, I never took it that seriously; but then you actually proved to have a stick up your rectum Mr. critic.
And that was quite fascinating.
CHRIIIIIIIST!
The goat!
Jeezus Christ!........I do miss this guy!
He’s not dead. I’m not ruling out the possibility of him getting back into the mainstream. Considering the state of the world, I’ll be damned if anyone knows wtf things will look like in 5-10 years.
We can only hope.
If Mike Tyson can be acceptable, Louis should be embraced (as long as he’s not touching his wiener in the process)
He's back though. He has a special named Sincerely
I thought you meant that you miss jesus Christ, which made the following comments pretty weird 😂
@@Moxiousnilk
LOL, I reread it and it does read like that now that’s you brought it up.
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc.
Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
This is literally my first time seeing this comedian and I'm in love....hes my vanilla Dave chappelle
Man seriously he's the best. Welcome to the fan club. Watch his netflix Louie if they haven't removed it because of those stupid accusations.
Watch his bit on "being white" it is f----g hilarious!!!
He's got some great bits. Might wanna be aware of his scandal if you don't know much about him though lol
Oh he's anything but vanilla
Where the hell have you been?!?! You’ve got years of catching up to do 😁
Really good stuff!
Here your f*ckin soup.. lol
Louie is having an outer body experience.
❤️❤️❤️❤️😂Love you Louie!
2021 Jesus'o'clock
One of his best bits ever
I did NOT smoke this much did i?
Now presented in Donnie Darko vision!
my mind is blown haha
Yea!!
In Iran we use our own calendar
right now it is the year 1399
It’s when prophet Muhammad traveled from Mecca to Madina
Dude for the rest of the world is 2020 now. You guys have a lot catching up to do...
@@aManWhoWantsEverything I'm not from USA.
i heard the prophet was briefly enlightened but then he dropped into a lower state of consciousness and started killing and fighting? And I heard that Jesus and Krishna's consciousness and enlightenment never stopped until they died
That 90's Guy
I’m not religious so please fuck off
It’s just a calendar that was set up long before I was born
We have enough religious lunatics in here as it is and now i have to deal with you!
Iran is fun.. Thanks i needed that laugh.
Without competition, the best comedian ever
Dave Chappelle, then Louis
@@iamastrangeloop9204 No.
Thought i somehow got burn in for a second lol
Samoans: Happy New Year American Samoa - oohhhh, too soon?
American Samoans: -_-
The audience's reaction when he asks what year is it? :))
Watching this on NYE 2020.
What the f**k is gonna happen???
If only we knew
...couldn't find any muslims who felt left out in the comments - I'm quite surprised.
Imagine somebody is high watching this very clip....
You know it's 2077 in Nepal
As much as I hate to say it, there are way worse ways to beat the algorithm.
Watching him line up for a second then be out of it is exactly what OCD feels like.
I'm so glad I'm 28 in 2020 instead of the year 3. Don't need the extra stress
Went cross eyed
GOAT.
Louis CK is having an out of body experience.
What’s with the photo and video at the same time ?
Can he come back yet?
Just give a like, if you love Louie .
If it was a complete accident that he picked April 3rd for the license thing, that’s kind of amazing.
The MASTER
How did that 2 ton boulder get moved?
How did 12 people outlast the Roman Empire and grow to the size they are right now? Holding a 2,000 year old book?
But I’m 28.
A fecking legend!! 🤣🤣🤣
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc.
Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
Grass Age😂😂😂
Fucking genius!
LouisLouis CKCK IsIs soso funnyfunny
Oh man 3:15 has me dying hahaha
Fuck that was funny amazing
Anyone who uses CC is laughing much harder because when he was yelling Jesus it captioned as cheese dust
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc.
Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
Lol that's very Monty Python.
"Blessed are the cheesemakers."
"CHRIIIIST!!!" lol
Chriiiiissssstttt! ahahaha
There's your f**king soup haha!
They don't even have sticks yet, they're in the grass age. 😅😅
louis ck featuring the ghost of his career
too soon bro, too soon
He’s gonna make a comeback
@@theoneonly8472 i'm a louis fan and i hope so but im also doubtful, maybe he could start a podcast or something but shows would be difficult
Never Mind he started a podcast! 5$ for 10 episodes, 25-45 mins in length (you can find it on his website) also I went to a surprise show of his a couple months ago on Long Island, the venue only fit like 300 people but it sold out in like 20 minutes (he sent out an email announcing the show the day before)
😂
0:10
Te amo
Muslims keep track of their own years. The current Islamic year is 1442 AH. During that year, Muhammad and his followers migrated from Mecca to Medina and established the first Muslim community (ummah), an event commemorated as the Hijra. AH (Latin: Anno Hegirae, "in the year of the Hijra"). Louis CK is funny but ignorant like most people. He's right in the sense that Muslim countries use the Christian year, like everyone else, for practical purposes.
Which makes sense if you're Christian, but wtf are the rest of us doing? Too Real
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc.
Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
Still think the media went after him over this bit
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Sure hope we as a society "allow" Louis to....you know, exist in public again. And soon. What he did wasn't horribly unethical..
..comparatively.
Yes.....it was pretty damn short sighted and stupid. But it was clearly a dumb mistake that he surely _massively_ regrets.
But I'm entirely against this whole absurd concept of "cancelling" people.
If everyone who's ever made a huge mistake gets cancelled....who the fuck is even left? I don't want to only have 100% "perfect(yeah right)" people who have never done something incredibly stupid to be the only ones around. That's ridiculous.
It's infantile and myopic and pathological.
Louis should feel _some_ public shame over what he did.....and that has indeed happened. Fine. But now....years later, I think it's time for us to forgive and not forget....but rather, move forward, having all learned some lessons. He'll never live down entirely what he did....and that's fine. But it's insane to argue he should literally just disappear from our society for the rest of his life. WE are the ones who lose in that scenario.
I don't understand why people can't be nuanced when assessing ethical mishaps. We're fast entering an era where EVERYTHING and EVERYONE is either demonic or holy....with nothing in between. If THAT is where society is truly heading....count me the fuck out.
Then again, I suppose if I merely question the motives of the gatekeepers of public ethics....I myself will get "cancelled."
The crazy thing is....I'm very _very_ liberal....but I find the left's "cancel culture" thing to be objectively stupid....and unethical in and of itself.
I ALSO find the right's utter hypocrisy and sycophantic apologist stance to be equally stupid and unethical.
It's almost like most people are idiots or something....
Gah.....rant over. Had to get that out. :P
The problem is that you have something that society doesn’t: the ability to form a solution dictated by critical thinking instead of the emotional impression of what “feels right” for the time.
To enjoy the kind of comedy Louis CK brings, you have to know their heart. That’s just gone now.. I can no longer enjoy his jokes..
Hello i just found the guy and i think he's halarious so can u tell me what did he do?
Mark Wahlberg beat a Vietnamese guy until his eye was hanging out. Screaming racial epithets. But he's hot so he gets a pass?
@@PDeRop he asked permission first. He did nothing wrong.