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- Louis C.K Live Comedy Special : Achilles’ Heel || Louis C.K
• Louis C.K Live Comedy ...
Achilles’ Heel
His daughter is learning about Greek mythology. And she’s asking me lots of questions about it. He told the audience the story of Achilles and how the story doesn’t make sense.
#LouisC.K #Live #Comedy
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Every time I see this I whisper to myself, "twoteen."
That bothered me too actually
“Threeteen”
@@elisa.r.g You guys are getting into epstein territory.
i actually wouldnt mind oneteen twoteen and threeteen.
@@kys1453 Neither would Epstein.
"he could've wore a big shoe and be careful"
gets me everytime
“I don’t recommend clapping to anything, you be regretting it at the end of the thing” 😂
“Don’t talk about the friendly man” I’m dead 🤣
I almost drowned in my coffee. So funny.
Who was this strerotype based on? I'm not American so it's hard to tell
@Jack the Gestapo I imagined black people voice differently, but I guess that's the stereotype...
@@VasilyMusic no it's Bill Cosby LMAO
@@capitalmedia621 🤣😭🤭
I keep coming back just to hear him say, "She was the goddess of grip or whatever."
Why
@@PapaSumoto Because a goddess of grip will get a good grip.
Guy: “Hey, can I join your group”
The 9, 11 deniers: “Not until one of us die”
Or you bring one more person.
You may challenge a member of the elite council to a duel if you so choose to. But ye be warned.. every member of that cabal resonates with power so great that it’s overwhelming
Not so funny when you realize it is true - Supreme Court...
You meant 2 guys?
*the nine eleven-deniers
I miss Louie and his television show. It was brilliant and he is brilliant
He has a new special on his website. It’s great.
Check out his web series "Horace and Pete." It stars Louie and Steve Buscemi
, plus a lot of other familiar faces.
He’ll always be in my top 3
Dude for real. Louie was a great show. Lol the bit about the hot girl beating up a guy.
@@-delilahlin-1598 sincerely is not that good.
FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN WHY SHE DIDNT DIP HIM AGAIN: it’s a requirement when dipping that you leave one part of the body undipped because it anchors you to your humanity. If you dip entirely in the river styx you lose your soul.
Lol
@mugen1333 IT IS MAM
That's not specified in the original story, although Rick Riordan did use it to address the plothole. Achilles was fated to have a short but glorious life, so there had to be a way to kill him at some point, and his mother's oversight is a convenient way to have him be superhuman but still vulnerable. Greek tragedies frequently use contrivances like this to fulfill the demands of fate.
A competing version of the story is that she anointed him and set him on fire to burn away his mortality, but his father walked in on her, thought she was killing their son, and intervened. His heel was the only part to not burn so he had that vulnerability, which makes a little more sense, in my opinion.
God, damn it! Where did I put my soul??! I lost my soul again! I always loose it!
Get that Percy Jackson shit outta here man, that's just not true.
"I'm Chineser than a Muthafu**a" - kills me every single time.
"Chineser" is pretty fuckin' funny.
I'm black and I loved his black "I'm Chinese" voice. People are too fucking sensitive lol
Chopsticks and WHAT NOT LOLLL
bro i been saying that to myself all day today
@@Salexander2061 yes because somehow being black verifies things 😂
That Achilles bit will always be Louis' funniest moment for me.
Louis CK is at the point where the entire crowd laughs after every sentence he speaks
Was
@@V-Zone331 He still is
Yupp, he's made it.
Hes good
Been like that for like 10 years
He’s really letting his impressions loose, love it! I lost it when he pulled out the Mexican Nanny! HAHA!! 😛
“Like, LITERALLEH”
I lost it there
I've watched him say that like four times in a row
Achilles' Achilles' heel was...his heel. Like LITTERALLEEAYYAHH ahaaaaahahahah
8:07 Achilles' Achilles heel was his heel, *LIKE LITERALLLAAYYY*
Louie looked immediately confused after his inner 16 year old girl version suddenly woke up from within and said that 😁
"It's Campampatese!!"
LMAO!!!
Campampotes is already Jizzanthapus's mother.
😂😂😂
🤣
That's not my mom's name.
😂😂😂
THIS IS MY FAVORITE COMMENT
Nine 11 deniers. What a great bit. The whole set was great.
the
Never explained why 2-teen was also stolen by a conspiracy.
Question Your World yes 🙌🏽🤣
I thought it was lame
@@1983Jacko it's not your fault you have no sense of humor
I like that one person who screams WOOO! during his "chinese" impression lmao
I've noticed he intentionally omitted twelve from the joke to make it work xD brilliant
Theres not such thing as buullshit twelve. The government stole twoteen and gave us twelve
true lol
Again, you children do NOT understand the definition of brilliant.
He was brilliant because he wrote a joke that omitted a significant part that we all noticed? You're shot bub.
@@richardedwards1546 get em Pete
Yeah, I thought the joke would of worked better if he mentioned how the 11 deniers think the 12 deniers are nutjobs
Louis' Chinese voice sounds like Dave Chapelle doing a voice lolol
You are so right 😳
Ha! He does! Good call.
thats not...Thats not the joke. He was doing ghetto slang and calling it chinese to make it funny.
@@charlesbirdsong6782 ???
My wife literally asked me if I was listening to Chapelle
Louis CK is a comedic genius 😂🙏
"Goddess of grip or whatever" always gets me 😂
I love everything Louis C.K. does. A brilliant comic, incredible writer, and director.
“It’s Campampateze!” 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Thetis. It's Thetis.
Loved that
I don't get this joke, would you mind explaining it?
Skeppsvrak He just made up a word that sounds like it would be an Ancient Greek name, acting like someone yelling out the answer so they could look smart.
zoom in more, I still can't see the atoms on his beard.
You stole that from my comment on the Quentin Tarantino video. I WANT ROYALTIES!!!!
Go and watch on Netflix, it's never enough what u do for these motherfu kers.
You greedy pot
Eric is a generic loser seeking likes/attention
@@FoodforThought12345678dsds Your comment has now become a meme, some shit to say on the internets regardless of its original context.
Louis is a master story teller. He made me wonder why his mom couldn’t dip him properly, and just in a second made me sympathize with his mom.
the Goddess of grip had me laughing for 3 minutes straight
"The goddess of Grip" aahahahahaha
"I grew up in shangaaaaaai" i fucking lost it
The pause he takes after the joke in 3:20 plays a great role in the next joke after it. Brilliant at his craft
Louis, I know you quit social media a couple of years ago but if it happens you read this - you are a master of art. Your way with words is beyond outstanding. I can listen to your bits for dozens of times and still laugh about it as if it was the first time. I am not a native english speaker but I enjoy every single word.
"Like literally" this part always gets me haha
“I lost the baby” 😂😂😂😂
Oh man I can’t stop laughing
I’ve watched this so many times, and I’ve come to the conclusion that this is the best 10 minutes of stand up of all time. The way he delivers these jokes is a work of art. Every word is placed and toned perfectly. Louis is something special man.
You need to watch more comedy
@@CerebralBuckets hey Eric how are the basketball video essays going? That sounds like a really good worthwhile concept
@@kamkhosh Its funny you say that because the finished script will probably sound alot like your original comment. Its a hobby though still in the early stages.
@@CerebralBuckets that’s awesome man, congrats. Maybe spend less time sifting through comments to reply negatively to when you’re feeling down and more time on that hobby of yours. Bet it’ll take off one day.
The sniper cameraman still going at it
it's edited. Tightly cropped from original video.
Dude i spit up when I read this... nice one . He does have a itchy finger lol
"I'm sorry Miss Aquiles I lose jour babi......u tol me to hold him by the heel and it sleeeeept"
I sincerely believe this is the best comedy segment of all time
This is not the sort of thing you should be listening to when your first day of teacher certification training is tomorrow.
@James Bond Yes, it clearly did not work
5 months ago? Regret?
@@glennedward6477 Not really, actually. I love the subject of history, and telling other people about it is one of my favorite things. So far, so good : )
Yes it is
Just teach online at the same time. Japan figured out you can make more money doing it that way, and you'll reach more people.
Best last words ever!
Thanks a lot mom!!- Achilles
9 eleven deniers... That's GOLD Jerry 😂
"It's just never enough!" Lol
I hate people that "woo!" during a show. Louis is one of the few that actually address that shit.
Honestly 9 people denying 11 would be less weird than most conspiracy theorists.
In my country, there were months-long anti-corruption protests this year. There was also this one guy, who was almost every day on the protest holding a sign with some numbers. A television finally gave him air time and he said "Have you never noticed that there are tens of thousands and tens of millions, but no tens of hundreds!?"
"I'm chineser than a mothafucka!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never thought about Achilles from this perspective. I guess it's a maturity thing. Thank you, Lou!
Every time i listen to Louis, I'm reminded why he's the best!
I miss this guy. Cancel culture is not good. We've got to talk to people who we feel have wronged us, as long as everyone in that exchange comes to the table wanting the same thing - to move forward and upward. Wishing for learning and empathy for Louis and for the people who have been hurt by him.
He's back. He released a new special a few months ago, you can get it on his web site.
Two things: one, Louis masturbating in front of female comics below him in stature was dead wrong and borderline abusive, regardless if he asked first. Two, most liberals still believe in the evolution of social mores and tolerance, but a young, very small but loud segment want to divide our society into good (anti-racist, feminist) people and bad (racist, misogynist) people, merely the other side of the coin to the conservative POV of saints and sinners. A black and white world view that liberals have historically opposed ("the world is gray, everything is relative"), but which social media rewards, with 9/10 replies being scolds of previous commenter.
@Purp Turt Would appear you've never worked a day in your life if you can't grasp the meaning of underlings. You honestly believe these young women WANTED to watch a balding, pudgy middle aged guy jack off? And by the way, the women deny there was consent, he locked the door, disrobed and started going at it. They froze because it was so fucking weird. Microaggression my ass. Hope you would feel lots different if the same happened to your poor wife, hope you'd be looking to beat the crap out of your "hero" Louis.
@Purp Turt funny how it's always the simple minded that start calling others dumb or clowns, isn't it.
@@hd-xc2lz Do you realise that the main contribution to the retardation of the left (and right for that matter) is due to the propaganda/social engineering that has been pummeled down all our throats by the media/government/politicians? Left and right is two sides of the same coin used to divide and conquer, and it's working like a charm.
the ending is just such genius, ah come back louis
He is back! I believe this is from his special that came out in 2019...maybe even early 2020. You can buy it on his website for 10 bucks i think and its totally worth it
@@kky4011 this is from 2017. That’s the name of the special. He has a new one called “Sincerely” on his website.
Whenever I'm in a dark place I return to Louis for his words. it's as if he's the only person who understands me. Coming off as irony I do feel that way for real.
The mexican nanny 😂😂
He is so good/ Best living comedian
The savage beauty of Louis' comedy... gets me every time.
I'm 150s in, and I have to stop because I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
The goddess of grip 😂😂😂
"let's have some scrabled eggs" OMFG haha
the delivery on the 911 deniers was perfect.
Never stop doing the voices!!!
5:13 "While they're exploding sexually and beep".
So glad to see the return of one of our generations best comics...
I love and respect Louie so much🙏❤️ people are too stupid to understand the value of the man. History repeats itself and people suppress the genius...
These 10 minutes are top top top
Pure Genius.
This joke confused the hell outta me the first time. it gets funnier every time i hear it😂
the way he turns psychology around children amazes me every time XD
This has got to be one of the best, if not the best comedy specials ever.
"It goes 10, 12, 13, 14! We ain't buying this 11 bullshit!" 😂😂😂
"I dont mean to offend any Chinese people with the stereotype", hahahahahaahahahaha Ohhhhh Louis
I never realized how brilliant he was. He is on par with Larry David in my opinion and Larry created the two greatest comedies of all time.
"Don't clap you're not gonna like it!" - Louis C K signature motto
Oh man that pronunciation of "Shanghai" just killed me!!
When he said "thanks a lot mom" that immediately reminds me of #eminem 😂😂😂😂😂
Louie killin it with the impressions, one of the best comedians ever
Absolute brilliance. The GOAT
I lose it at 7:16 “I lose the baby in the water”
Still makes me laugh 😂 years later
Seriously... we need this fool back.
Best stand up comedian of all time.
"The goddess of grip" hahahaha
Dying here 😂😂 CK at his best
i feel my self lucky i saw you live in Athens and i hope in the future you will choose to come to us again.You re amazing man
Greece in da house....
Voices, impeccable!
I missed him so much!!
I really enjoyed Katt Williams joke about the alleged number eleven
Wow the last part was so great! I didn't realize that was Chinese accent, though. I thought it's some Southern accent.
lol, he was basically doing a Southern U.S. accent. Louis C.K. often attributes his accents to things they are not, a joke in itself (i.e. Louis opened a set with a stereotypical gay voice, and then claimed it was Mexican).
“He’s a lesser known character in the Iliad” lmfaoooo!
It's great to see him back.
I'm gonna use one of the most tragic events in American history to transition into bit about a number conspiracy... the man is genius
nah, stuff like that happens when you can take a step back and observe the nuances in life and also have a fucking sense of humor......
You and comedy don't mix
9/11 most tragic in US history?
You must not know US History
@@stephanwilliams4143 you must not know how to read because I said one of... unless you're gonna say it wasn't at all that tragic?
@@bigdikbubls I wouldn't even put it in the top 100
Sad thing is I can totally imagine Americans today becoming “11 deniers”.
Robert Laracuente 💯
I mean, it can be more inconvenient than wearing masks...
Gotta admit, Louis’ speech was pretty convincing. Plus, why does 11 have 2 Straight lines? Seems Anti-Gay
I bet you'd wear a used maxi pad in your mouth to prevent killer athletes foot if the media told you to do it enough times.
@@Shark_Arise I bet you think you are capable of having thoughts.
Always Louis, Always funny. 😂
No double dipping in the river Styx!
The goddess of grip lol
lmaoooo
The number twelve slumped his shoulders, covered his face with his jacket, and left out the back door
Fav comedian ! Hope he comes to Australia
pure truth> this guy nailed it>> in life ::::::::: one must strive to laugh loud on their path. >> often..
I watched this special with my mother and we were dying with laughter through the first half but it was maybe twice as long as it should of been. It was like drinking one or two extra glasses of whiskey than you really need.
Gerimaya Whyte Well nobody NEEDS Louis CK... we drink him because he is all rich and smokey and makes us drunk. I’ll have another Louis CK right now, thank you very much
It was kinda lame.
What if the 9, 11 deniers get two more people
They would be the oneteen, 11 deniers.
Lmao
Then there will be the twelve eleven deniers
They will be the oneteen 11 deniers.
Can you turn on duet?
6:12 I love the cut from extreme closeup of his face to just the widest shot possible with Louis at the very bottom.
@@richie_williams I think there’s just something comedic about seeing something or someone look extremely small with a bunch of empty space above them. And there’s even more comedic value in such a jarring cut like the one I mentioned because we’re SO close on his face to the point his jaw is cut off. It is WAY too close. I’d imagine this clip is cropped somehow. It doesn’t look right. And so going from Louis filling the entire frame to a bunch hot black emptiness with Louis looking as small as a mouse is really funny.
I'm so glad Louis came back.