Louis C.K. Stand-Up Monologue - SNL
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- Host Louis C.K. calls out chickens for being racist and wonders if giraffes are amazed by their long necks.
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You know you're the best in the world if you open with "why did the chicken cross the road"
Back in the days, you knew you were the best in the world if you opened with "Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion..." :-D
Icaro Aldebaran
Fucking right! None of these guys are fit to carry that man’s luggage.
George Carlin is the GOAT
telanis9
You need to go to the hospital. Your funny bone is fucking broken.
@@telanis9 I had never known about a person describing Carlin's material as "unoriginal obvious things". Even Louis CK praised him and mentioned him as an inspiration. At the end, it is all about preferences but you don´t need to make an extreme and incorrect statement to defend your preferences :-)
@@telanis9 Dude, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Props to them for not deleting this vid
yet
still up
@@nicholassinks2546 Same here.
JK I don't watch SNL
Dafuq would they remove this video for? Here's an unpleasant truth to the all the SJWs out there. Some very unpleasant shit has happened in human history, and you're going to need to keep on saving your pennies on up to afford a big enough eraser to wipe it all away. It just isn't ever going to happen... So, maybe stop worrying about re-writing history so much & start focusing on the fucking here & now. Also, so what dude jacked off in front of a couple girls. Let's try & keep this in perspective and stop treating him like he's Harvey Weinstein.
They're not Stalin lol
The way he connects things is insane to me. The guy is a comical genius.
He is a storyteller.
I think Louie just won the funniest “ why did the chicken cross the road “ joke ever award
I'm just tellin ya what happened!
Genius.
Louis C.K. could win a Pulitzer Prize with a knock knock joke. The man's a comedy genious.
How? I didn't laugh once. Loui is funny but not here. Just imagine how good comedy would be if everyone could overcome stage fright. I would be way richer than Loui.
@@patfrerking Are you on shrooms?
It´s always weird seeing Louis not wear a black t shirt
Volvagia´s Blaze I agree but I mean it is SNL Live in NYC.. Millionaires, celebrities, geniuses, models.. do you go to a wedding your work clothes?
omartheodd well he has worn a black t shirt before in his monologue
ColombianThunder he stated in a previous interview that he used to prefer dressing down, but with age he is starting to like dressing up in suits. That's why he wore a suit in almost all of his appearances in 2017.
omartheodd I mean this is his work
That's way too small and tight for him lol
“I’m just telling you what happened” is one of the funniest tags I’ve ever heard. Louie is a tremendous comedy mind and will be back at the top within a few years.
i think he's back on top and never left hahaha
That's a fact‼
He still sells out venues and he does the biggest comedy podcasts in the country. He's still doing well thankfully.
He's fine. He got a raw deal but he can't be canceled.
He just sold out Madison Square garden lol
This is what Seinfeld called "tap-dancing over six laser beams without touching a single one".
This is called parroting a comment you saw on an earlier Louis CK video to seem smart and like you actually knew that quote.
@@DNotzz I knew that quote from "talking funny", which is where everybody else who used that quote knows it from. You know, because that's where he said it.
Are you seriously that desperate for excuses to sound smart on the internet?
Yes it applies to his child molester bit on the other snl special. Well there were 3. It's one of them. This one is solid tho, the animals, and hotel...
Dan true fans of CK and Seinfeld and such know that quote, what's wrong with mentionning it? Typical millenial or post-millenial asshole...like small child or teen who has no idea what he's doing but tries to abuse and sound smart whenever possible.
Stu no he didn't. Sjw's and crazy women are on a rampage, many men are goin down.
@@DNotzz This is called commenting something shitty for no other reason than to show the world that you're a dick.
The line "In person or in moose" is amazingly underrated
i don’t get it
@@kb-ev3fc a moose isn't a person, it's kind of a pun
I know right?! So underrated! Funny and clever is such a subtle and understated way.
I came here to say this.
@@vademecor in person or in moose?
"Do you wanna try that again?" LOLOL
RogersBase omg I never thought I'd see you on this. Can't wait for your review tomorrow!
ROGER, holy shit!
Seeing OP reviewer extraordinaire on an unrelated video, wow!
Roger base my man is here hello from the pokemon community
RogersBase it's rogerbase #ckBOYS!
“I don’t care that you’re upset- I’m still getting the goat”.
Comic genius.
He really is BUT it didnt really click for him until after his divorce. Before, not too funny, after, hilarious.
Cos of your comment, I went back and watched it again. Better second time around.
Also he is the goat aka “I’m still getting the g.o.a.t.” award. so double meaning to that joke aka he is a genius🍻
I never understood the goat/trash can joke. Can someone explain
Occultard inside joke
I've never seen a single flat Louis CK routine. It's always great. This was no exception.
100%
His really old stuff is not good, but he became a genius eventually.
@@michaelj6392 OK, yes, I agree with that. I was only thinking of Louis CK after he matured as a comedian, but you're right, his early stuff was just kinda OK.
His old stuff is hit or miss but yeah since he's hit his stride it's been nonstop excellence.
@@michaelj6392 he had this one set from a long time ago when he was broke and it was actually really hilarious. Look up “Louis CK Broke”
When He comes back, the world will be a better place. Not for everyone, "Of Course, but MAYBE."
of course
@Mars King look up of course, but maybe. Great bit from one of his specials
New special came out last week!
Of course not.... Of course not.... But maaaaaaayyyyybeeee
So it was 28 years of struggling, then 4 great years and after that back to misery.
Louie, I sure do miss you and wish you good luck.
What did he do?
Tony Rios absolutely nothing
@@carpthekid man life isn't fair
@@CamJames Googled it just to check again, still looks like nothing. But that's coming from an asshole like me, who thinks you have to go through a little bit more than sticking around while a guy beats his dick to pimp out your supposed victimhood. Again, that's just me...and mostly everyone else, but you're still free to put on your pussy hat and rage with the all the Lisa Loeb-lookin' bitches.
@Brandon S When's the last time you showered buddy?
Still a fan tbh here's to counting down the days until his next special
Space Monkey maybe later this year, or early 2019
Me too man. Someday he’ll be making jokes about the whole thing, I’m sure.
You’ll have to be patient, he’s gonna start small again.
There is a special place in hell for people using "tbh"
Tyler Durden I am Jack's grammar patrol
I’m so glad SNL didn’t take his monologues down
That's the surprising part, isn't it? It's been 3 years already.
@@Superstarseven time flies when you’re getting me too’d 😂
Good point.
All his monologues have been truly legendary
Louis CK just doesnt give a shit anymore, I fucking love it. He has no boundaries
He has them, but he's a badass so he steps over them and goes on forever.
He thrives on the boundaries. FACT
AND FUCKING KILLING IT
That's exactly the problem! He has no boundaries because he is a sex pervert. He's not even funny!
got that right
this comment has taken on a whole new significance.
"Chicken murder rate is A HUNDRED PERCENT!" He's genius!
I just ruined your 100th like and make it 101
I made it an even 160.
Vegans keep yelling that animals are being murdered but people like to say "it's not murder", cause you feel so guilty you take it out on vegans, fkin assholes..
It's actually above 100% because we eat their eggs too
So what Vic? They always end up eating all the chickens.
Besides, to make an egg, you need to murder dozens of male chicks who have no use to the industry...
Dieguismama Laughed out loud!
Anyone watching in 2019? Who wants him back?
Hell yeah!
We all do
Me
ABSOLUTELY!
His offense is the least threatening of all I’ve heard. he’s just a weird guy, like most people, and I don’t care I just want more of his comedy
The line after 1:09: "I'm just telling you what happened." - a strategic throwaway line gets such a great laugh! Brilliant.
His tags are legendary. The goat.
I would have preferred this not ending.
How did this get over 200 likes before a single comment?
As good as this was, I feel it was foreshadowed by his first SNL monologue. Now, *that* shouldn't have ended.
Louie has the best snl monologues of any guest. Man's a genius.
I think Louis ck's special blew Dave chappelles out of the water. Both are good though.
TotallyNotASeaOtter didn't come close to chappelle almost was racist
Why is everything racist? How does someone joking about racism translate into thinking other races are inferior? You need to check your brain compartment.
not everyone is either or some ppl are not conservative or liberal
TotallyNotASeaOtter right? Louie loves to tell jokes that teeter on sounding racist but he always always flips it to be the antithesis of racist. He's brilliant. No matter where you come from you have to appreciate his genius.
I love how he gets defensive and says “I’m just telling you what happened” Not to autistically deconstruct the joke, but these types of little meta-ironic jokes folded into the main jokes is something that only someone doing this for 30 years can come up with. He’s truly a master. The GOAT of stand up in every sense
I totally agree… And the type of GOAT without a *agina :-)
The fuckable trash can of Comedy
Rob c. Yes! I love the complexity and layers of skill behind the humor. It's crazy how a guy talking can be more entertaining than some high budget movies
"autistically deconstruct" - that right there is funny. Borrowing.
And it subconsciously manipulates you that you forget that he's telling a joke to make you laugh on purpuse, like he's telling a story with no agenda and you put your "guard of" even more; the natural wall of artificial joke that that kind of setting (TV, media ...) produces is down - you are absorbing the joke all in ...
One of the top 3 best opening monologues ever, Louis’ other one is also in top 3(and if this one pushed it to the edge, that one pushed it off the cliff!) the other is Norm’s epic roasting of the show itself😂
Those first 2 jokes were a huge tribute to george carlin! "He walked in and started with a risky joke, most comedians would have sandwiched that joke in cute jokes and brought it up at the end" haha
Franz Isley “chickens are decent people”.
is it wrong to miss him?
June Y maybe but we are two😂😓
Let the man bust a nut
What Louis did was pathetic and gross. But he is still a comedic genius and I truly believe he is a good person. He'll be back. Trust me
I miss him so much already
Absolutely not. It's all been blown out of proportion
The laundry bit is so brilliant, he makes a complete ass of himself yet it makes a profound point about selfishness.
As a 30 black male that lives in both Philly and now North hollywood, I remember I almost pissed my pants when I saw this live. I've always loved L C.K. ... My personal top 10 favs...
I mean, what a fricken idgaf attitude you have to have to start with a black, robbery/chicken joke.
This man is fearless... I heard a story of him doing a black comedy room and Killing... Then doing another rougher room and getting boooed of stage... Like 20 years into stand up... Then he talked about it on stage on some other gig and killed telling that story... He ghost wrote for Chris Rock... He's a legend walking
And the hotel story - "White privilege is wrong, but as long as I have it WTF is going on with this hotel!"
I love that you get its all about the comedy.
you’re a black man named Georgia?
Ernest Cruz lol i completely forgot about this. who the fuck names their son georgia? either this is bullshit or his parents are crackheads
Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr,Chris Rock, Louis CK are the godfathers of comedy right about now. I wish Patrice O'Neal was still here so bad.
AlphaAchilles no he didnt
minus bill burr, he sucks.
Love Doug Stanhope.
playandrepeat - w-what? Nobody has honestly said that in years, I'm sure.
Patrice was absolutely underrated ...
He was funny as hell
I wish Richard Pryor lived long enough to see Louis C.K bloom. I would love to hear Pryor's take on him.
TOTALLY!!
*Sid R.* George Carlin as well.
I truly believe that Carlin lives on in Mr. CK
Bane H
I see it especially in his recent Netflix special. You could always tell since the beginning but Carlin's influence can be seen more and more in Louis' work as Louis gets older.
Sid R. He talked about it once, how Carlin would open with the edgiest comedy right off the bat. Most comics get to that once the audience had warmed up. In the recent loui ck netflix special he opened with abortion. .
Lol.
I been a fan of his for a long time. Seeing him treated the same as Harvey Weinstein is RIDICULOUS!
Nowadays people take his jokes as political statements in order to conjure their platform to stand on.
The thing about Louis is he came out and said yes, I was an asshole. He’s been gone for almost 2 years. I think his punishment is over. Also, people do need to get a sense of humor.
@Amorous Daisy Essentially, he asked women (including those he worked with) if he could masturbate in front of them, thus putting them in very uncomfortable situations. When they said yes, he got completely naked and finished. When they said no, he did nothing. Besides the creep factor of it all, the power dynamic is mostly what made it a bad thing he did.
@@boredtolife7879 Let me get this straight. First he asked them for their consent and they agreed? What is the problem?
@@trundlemcdingus4657 read his apology, he explains why what he did was wrong better than anyone else
I almost died at "what's going on at this hotel?"
"Last time you took a dump, did you name it?" Lol
I still can't get used to Louie in the suit
yea.. hate the suit
Louis is an adult now, all growed up like.
Don't Read My Profile Picture Advanced yeah suit is weird
I miss him in jeans and a tee......suit Louis just seems odd. But, I still love the man and his stand-up!
Don't Read My Profile Picture Advanced I go back and forth between thinking it's a good look for him or he looks like an insurance salesman
This maybe is the riskiest stand up on television history. And he nailed it.
I'm a black guy and Louie's dissertation on chickens is not only accurate, it's groundbreaking. A true masterpiece. 5 STARS.
1:08 That's a creepy shadow thing on top of Louis' head!
oh shit
That's probably just someone in the audience making animal shadows from the bright lights.
I was scared it was a cockroach or smthing..
it's the microphone you guys 😄
Dude Samme haha I noticed it and was like what happened?
This reminds me of the scene in 'Louie' where he is on his way to the benefit with Jerry and has "chickens are stupid" written down on his notepad. Guess he developed the idea lol
Pure comedy genius. His series "Louis" was a masterpiece. One if the greatest Comedian of all time.
My thoughts on first couple jokes: "man he's actually pretty clean with these first couple of jokes"
Next joke: "I wanna make love to a trash can"
Me- here we go.
Louis can open an act with "why did the chicken cross the road" and still be hilarious.. amazing
like legit this was content thst was kid friendly yet still hilarious. nvm not anymore, talking about trash can sex lmao
Come back Louis CK.
I am sure he has come many times since this
They won’t let him. It sucks. Just give it time, he’s too good to stay away too much longer.
Clayton Alexander get a life.
He did
Very poor choice of words
I've watched this clip several times.
Brilliant.
I love that I haven’t seen this in years, so I get to watch it again like I’ve never seen it. Absence truly does make old jokes funny AF!!
“I don’t care that you’re upset”
Words to live by
Just Seeing this fuckers name made my day.
Made my day! Love seeing these people get exposed.
disposableincome and one day it will be yóur turn.
how would it be his/hers turn if they didnt do anything
exposed for a consensual sexual "act" with a bunch of women who could've said no? pls. He'll be back lol
The goat joke is sooo good. His smirk while he's telling it makes it even better
The scream when he asked for his laundry kills me everytime
ikr
“I don’t care that you’re upset- I’m still getting the goat”.
Pervert or not he's still funny af
Kindest pervert ever… "may I masturbate while you watch me ? No ? OK, I won't then…"
We are all perverts. Some just get called out for it. And some are famous and get called out for it. #istandwithpervs
What did he do?
@@Calilou52 but he did ask. Quite politely, in fact. And the woman consented. She herself said this. It's not a "crazy dude whips his skin boat out and starts beating off" thing. Not at all.
Funny or not he's still pervert af
"Every moose looks like a guy who just turned into a moose right before you looked at him."
Had me dying from laughing, lol.
I love watching the musicians in the back laugh at the jokes XD
I still love ya Louis!
Feels like forever since I've seen no SNL cast in the opening monologue.
CallofHuggs H2 because most unfunny hosts need the help of the cast to be funny. Louie doesnt
Whenever they have stand-ups host (Louie, Chappelle, Rock, Schumer) they let them do their material.
It's always a shitty song monologue too.
I think this is the only star that evertime they do snl get an extremely long opening. Great stuff!! Best stand up ever!!
This guy is a legend. Bring him back ❤❤
i have a hard time beileve that any comedian alive or dead, could take a shit joke like why did the chicken cross the road into absolute comedy gold.!!!! Louis C.K. is my generations Richard Pryor AND George Carlin all rolled into one. and we will never take the praise nut he deserve every it of it what a genius
because of the spelling i read the first half of your comment in american accent and the end in an indian accent
GDI 😄😄
Jordie Pop Actually that would be Doug Stanhope. Louis CK is WAY too dumb to be considered alongside George Carlin
OK, the creative use of the 'chicken/road' thing was original. But, there was nothing really funny here at all. There is no "comedy gold" there. Just because someone comes up with an original take on something doesn't make it funny. I saw almost nothing funny here.
Jordie Pop Frankie Boyle
His sense of humor is genius 💪💪💪
Louis C.K. is awesome!!
yess👏👏👏👏
I like his personality
whY ARE U HERE TOO
everytime i see u i will comment
4.5M views?!!!!!
We need this guy back in our lives!!!!
I’ve never seen a man that gets funnier as he ages. I’d love to live to see him in his 100s😂
He’s going to be the second angriest old man of all time (After Burr)
George Carlin
@@Dykwiaornot Carlin just complains about things. I agree with a lot of what he says, but it doesn’t really make me laugh
@@mohammedalhabsi2198 True, actually, you are very right. I take it back.
@@mohammedalhabsi2198 He had some hilarious moments though. Swearing to the backward upside down Chinese braille bible with half pages missing for example
I thought chickens were decent people....
Sam Robinson Carlin fan I see 😅
underrated comment
They are good people, but bad chickens...
Omg Carlin!!! Lol
It's not like we are going to elect one a president one day, we eat them for God's sake.
Louie is just beyond funny. There's literally never been a comedian that I enjoy as much as Louis CK. None of his material is really groundbreaking, not like Carlin or Pryor who have acts that are very specific and meaningful and you'll remember forever. Louis has material that is like Seinfeld the show, it's about nothing, but he just does it so well!
How about Billy Burr?
I am Sancho bill burr is a savage too
Matt Nicassio She's too hot for you vro
Bill burr is even more naturally hilarious. CK was great until I saw Bill Burr and now he's my favorite comedian right next to Carlin. Bill makes me laugh, Carlin makes me think. Chappelle is also a top favorite along with Chris Rock. Patrice was ok too, but his style and topics never appealed to me. He's a man's comedian generally. Others tackle all kinds of topics that vary across the board.
the world has never in history had such a great comedian
He is just the best, comedy he has mastered and I love him. Fantastic at his craft!
This audience is too tightly wound for Louis.
Karan Jetley Story of Louis' life.
Dude, lighten up. Don't you have a company to run?
CEOofFRESH1 I feel like you just took a bunch of buzzwords and tossed them together to sound smart. None of that made any goddamn sense.
CEOofFRESH1 Then take action, forge change from all the despair in the world. Your're a CEO for christ's sake, take some action.
I knew it, someone still crying over a massive defeat turned this into a topic about the election of the greatest POTUS...
The GOAT of stand up! Can't wait to see him back again. I bet he's gonna open with a masturbation joke. No one can touch CK!
reword that comment
it was very disappointing to me that he did not
They didn't have to touch him, they were only supposed to watch.
George Carlin was The G.O.A.T., Louis is second though and Bill Burr third ;-) Also, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle are closing my TOP 6.
@@rekasfpreparat Carlin isn't that funny
He is number one comediant ever!
The best of all❤
I'm seeing his new stand up in feburary and I'm stoked
this man is a genious
hey i got a cup in case we need another cup...
Genius
Rucoy Online I'm going to just take a stab that you are not.
Rucoy Online this genius is a man
You would know, you can't even spell the word.
I used the Giraffe bit on my 7 year old nephew he LOVED it :D
lol I love that. Wish this was pinned
That's adorable :-)
I used the goat bit on my 8 year old and she cried :(
This is one of if not the best comedians ever.
My favorite line here was "Last time you took a dump, did you name it?"
I was with him up until he said "The Chainsmokers are here"
I agree, but as Mitch Hedberg would say, he did not say they would be good; he merely confirmed they'd be on television
They have a few good songs
So, literally to the very end
But that was his best joke!
The chainsmokers should definitely kill themselves
I have chicken ancestry and still enjoyed these comedic efforts.
conspiracy theorists don't really exist hahahahaha
It’s incredible how incredible a comedian he is
This monologs no faked or forced laughs
The best LIVING Comedian on earth...
bring him back already
He gave us Pootie Tang 🐐🐐🐐
TheAntBox
Phff
Cole me down on the panny sty
Sa da tay!
I love that segment of SNL where the comedian's last joke segues into the introduction to the night ("we have a great show tonight" etc). There is something so cool and uplifting about it. I'm not sure if I know what I'm talking about but it's great haha
He takes you on this Edgy ride almost ofending brilliantly done . The whole Entire monolog is genius.
Love how the giraffe gets so angry when the horse doesn't answer straight away :'D
Every time I look at a giraffe now, that's all I'm gonna hear, "Whoa! It's too high!"
He is a master of making difficult topics funny.
One of the great sets of all time
He is so awesome! bring him baaaaaaccckkk
his giraffe impression reminded me of Michael scott
Saw him in MSG just before the scandal. Best stand up I ever seen and I saw a hundred... it was perfection.
The laundry bit is basically his Awesome Opossum joke mixed with his Pakistan customer service bit and I love it.
Thank you Louis for all the good laughs that you bring to me and to all the folks that truly appreciate your work. Much love!
Can we just have Louis instead of SNL too?
Seriously!!!!!!
Well, this did not age well...
@@jeffreykelley4774 I find it even funnier.
Lucky Louis.
Need a safe space?
Legend & one of the best ever....
Man...one of the best. Makes it look easy...thats what 32 years of experience looks like
To the people that grumbled when he started a joke with "you can hear in my voice that I am white" .... grow up. It's called a joke for a reason.
"I think it's wrong that white people have privileged treatment. But while it's happening right now...WHERE IS IT??"
I love how he's subtly pointing out both sides of the issue. One side thinks being white automatically means you have a better life, and the other side feels like minorities aren't being heard.
I think I'm going to try that line next time I'm complaining over the phone! He's my inspiration:-)
Jacob Shirley
I think both of those are the same side?
Yea, my bad. But I'm too lazy to change, but I'll write this comment.
Louis: OMG IT'S A MOOSE
Moose: OMG IT'S LOUIS CK
"I'm not your soup yet, you jew" I don't understand why that line always kills me
How he plays with your expectations is genius
Louis looks so weird with a suit on lol.
Twister PLUMP In his TV show, he makes a point that he won't wear a suit onstage. He always wears jeans and a plain black t-shirt.
Fiinsk he needs to button that damn jacket! looks like a fool
He looks great!
And he got a trim.
His Dr. Phil do looks cleaner than usual.
Same as adam sandler. Some ppl dont need suits.
I don't care about his dingaling problems, he's still fuckin' funny.
Am I the only one who was like..."meh"? He took his dick out in a hotel room after asking the girl if he could! ........okay
How did we as a society fail so low as to “cancel” this genius?
He called secretary's up to his office and mastrubered in front of them
Thats probably the reason
He wasn't canceled by society.
I laughed at the giraffe joke way too hard 😂😂