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เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 20 ก.พ. 2012
Louis CK - Christians Won (Netflix 2017)
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One of my favorite jokes from one of the most important philosophers of our time, Louis C.K.
From Louis' Netflix special back in 2017.
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One of my favorite jokes from one of the most important philosophers of our time, Louis C.K.
From Louis' Netflix special back in 2017.
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CHRRROOOOIIIIIIST
GOAT.
Hes right. It not 2024 buddha, krishna zoraster nor muhammass. Even TIME defers to Christ "whether from false motives or true, *CHRIST!!* (lol!) is preached. And because of this I rejoice! Yes, and I will continue to rejoice! *AMEN!!!*
This is Gold
This is one of his masterpieces. None of us had even put this together even though we had a sense of what this was.
This is one of my Louis' best bits. "CHRIIIIIIIIST!!" gets me every time 😂😂
Brutality and deception "won".
Don't be a sore loser.😂
There’s actually no year 0
Grass Age😂😂😂
By the same stupid logic, the Europeans won when they came over to North America and decimated the Native American population. And they won when they went to Africa to bring over all those Africans to work as slaves. But we all lost.
its not logic you idiot its comedy. have a drink and chill out
They don't even have sticks yet, they're in the grass age. 😅😅
If it was a complete accident that he picked April 3rd for the license thing, that’s kind of amazing.
This is my favorite bit by any comedian... I think. Don't hold me to this.
One of the best stand up bits of all Jesusy time. Makes you deconstruct reality and question it while making you laugh the whole time.
The MASTER
The guy in the audience just yelling "chrrriiiiiiiiiiist!!!!" gets me every time 🤣
CHRIST !!!@!@#$#
Me on judgement day:
😂Everything
Definitely his best one and he has a lot of great ones
The audience's reaction when he asks what year is it? :))
Funny how he doesn't bash the Jews for the exact same reasons.
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
How did that 2 ton boulder get moved? How did 12 people outlast the Roman Empire and grow to the size they are right now? Holding a 2,000 year old book?
Those go backwards
Really good stuff!
Still think the media went after him over this bit
I really want to suspend my disbelief and enjoy the bit about calendars as a joke, but it's hard because we don't use Christian calendar in our country and if I want to know "what year it is" in Gregorian calendar I need to look it up.
So your country don't celebrate New year with the world?
@@pamoweiberezi5315 no, we celebrate spring equinox as the beginning of the new year and have 2 weeks off for that. Christmas and your new year come and go with barely anyone noticing.
@@benmaghsoodi2067 so nothing in your country currently has 28/05/2022 as the date? So what do people who watch the champions league today say the date is?😁
@@pamoweiberezi5315 almost nothing except some imported goods. Today is 7/3/1401, I see this even on Google if I search for something
@@benmaghsoodi2067 interesting
Here’s your fuckin soup
"CHRIIIIST!!!" lol
One of his best bits ever
Yeah Louis, and did you know that 1/3 ppl in the world are Chinese or Indian …. 1.3 billion Chinese and 1.2 B Indians out of a total world Pop of 7+ B humans.
Every dumbass who thinks there’s a “war on Christmas” needs to remember what year it is.
I’m an atheist, but I can appreciate how Christians don’t rage over this humor. Meanwhile, over on the left, if someone mentions a trans person then the left will have the pitchforks out and ready. I doubt they know that in the time of “Jesus” the Christians were heavily oppressed and of the poorest demographic.
People like you are worse than the PC people.
A fecking legend!! 🤣🤣🤣
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
Lame, distracting and annoying special effects .
How sad. Louis CK used to be funny. Now he is just a loud annoying caricature of himself.
For anybody who cares, it is thee year Christ was BORN. His death is estimated to have occurred between AD 30 to 36. On another note, it's crazy counting 20,000 years backwards.
Jesus is Lord
they didn't win in Afghanistan and had to drop nuclear bombs on Japanese civilians to win that one.
Chriiiiissssstttt! ahahaha
There's your f**king soup haha!
The ghost of Louis 👻
3:15
Oh man 3:15 has me dying hahaha
"TF's gonna happen?!?!?!" is just so authenticly said! Just the art of acting at it's best. Louis is one of the best comedians, but He's also a very talented actor. His "Louie" sitcom is just pure gold.
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
Should make you think... it's almost like the people running the game know something and that's why the world uses it...
Why not take this dumb superimposed bs to the next level, have two moving images and two different audio tracks going?🤤
I did NOT smoke this much did i?
“what year is it? 10! what year is it now? 9! 😳 the fuck is GONNA HAPPEN” classic
The Earth is nearly 6000 years old. God created the world with age. Adam and Eve were not babies when created but were created with age along with all the animals, rocks, minerals, etc. Jesus died about 2 thousand years ago. God says in the Bible that to Him a day is a thousands years and a thousand years is a day. Jesus rose on the 3rd day. Yes, He literally rose from the dead literally ON the 3rd day after dying. And now He will return ON the 3000th year after His ascension into Heaven. Brothers and Sisters, do not be decieved, 1000 years happened thus day one ended, 2000 years and day 2 ended, day 2 is over and WE ARE ON THE THIRD DAY🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️🙌🎺🕊️ and at any moment is the return of our KING and Savior, Lord Jesus, God manifested into flesh and He will Judge you according to your sins unless you Repent, for even tomorrow is not promised to anybody. How many times must you hear the message and command from Jesus to Repent of your sins to Him before your soul enters into eternity?!?!?! How many times do we need to see the signs that the End is Here?!?!?! The deception and confusion of the devil is unbelievably powerful these final days. That dragon is the strongest he's ever been. That serpent is smarter and more intelligent than you, do not be a fool! KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!! The blind will follow the blind and the dead will bury the dead. And really the earth is in the final "hours" on God's time. Jesus says to seek Him while He may still be found. Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek, Repent and Seek. We cannot get into Heaven for being a "good moral" person. Do not lean on your own understanding but Trust The Lord. His ways are higher than our ways, His thoughts higher than our thoughts. For God so loved the earth He sent His only begotten Son to die for us. He could have saved Jesus from a terrible pain suffering and humiliation, but He allowed it to happen for us. We can only be saved through the Blood of Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross and believing on Him through Faith. It's as if we are before a Judge and He says that you're guilty of sin and the wages of sin is death (death to your soul). Jesus purchased our souls through His perfect sinless blood, being sacrificed for us. We cannot purchase our own salvation. We do not have enough "money" (good moral works) to save ourselves so we must humble ourselves, beg Jesus for mercy and forgiveness to pay for all our mistakes as we would in a real court room for a parent or loved one to pay for our fine or bail because we cannot. Death never tasted sinless Blood, so it could not conquer Jesus. But if you reject Jesus and His Truth, then He will reject you before Father God and His Kingdom. It's spiritual warfare. Behold, Jesus is knocking at your door, please answer it, for only we can condemn ourselves by saying no, I don't accept you Jesus. Hell is real. Eternal suffering, torment, regret, shame, without the goodness of God that we all take for granted and are spiritually blinded to everyday. But the day WILL come when evil is defeated once and for all and those who turned from their sinful ways through believing onto The Lord will live with Him and His Full Glory, Love, and Peace forever and ever. Be wise with your eternal decision. Wiser to have lived as though Heaven and Hell we're real just to find out it isn't, than to live as though you think you know it's not real only to discover it is when it's too late. The Kingdom of God is at your hand, do not delay friends, get on your hands and knees and pray to God in repentance contritely like every saved soul has had to do. Do not be ashamed to bring your sins to Him, He loves you and is always for you, but you have to give Him your heart. All of your heart, and He will fill you with His Holy Spirit and you will quickly see that supernatural divine works are 100% real. If you are reading this it means it's not too late for you, but tomorrow is not promised and you know that. Repent and Seek, He is knocking at your door. God Bless you all and all your loved ones, Amen 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
Muslims keep track of their own years. The current Islamic year is 1442 AH. During that year, Muhammad and his followers migrated from Mecca to Medina and established the first Muslim community (ummah), an event commemorated as the Hijra. AH (Latin: Anno Hegirae, "in the year of the Hijra"). Louis CK is funny but ignorant like most people. He's right in the sense that Muslim countries use the Christian year, like everyone else, for practical purposes.
What's up with tht weird ghosty thing?
In case anyone is interested, the year 3 was during year 3, the year 756 ab urbe condita. Today's proper date, given we are the destroyers and inheritors of the Greco-Roman civilization, is year 2771.