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  • @bubbakushingtonIII
    @bubbakushingtonIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2782

    We need more people like Gundam. Dudes hilarious and truthful.

    • @Dreadnaught575
      @Dreadnaught575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Twitter would cancel them

    • @GomerKyle1979
      @GomerKyle1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@Dreadnaught575 Twitter needs to cancel itself lol.

    • @pmt1103
      @pmt1103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@GomerKyle1979 Tell Twitter it's a racist bigot that supports Donald Trump. Problem solved

    • @bubbakushingtonIII
      @bubbakushingtonIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@pmt1103 if only it was that easy.

    • @GomerKyle1979
      @GomerKyle1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@pmt1103 But I can't I'm a toxic white male who would believe 🤣🤷‍♂️

  • @westonprather3157
    @westonprather3157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2848

    My brother got put in Facebook jail for posting “well now that OnlyFans is banning porn, at least local restaurants will have their hostesses back at work”

    • @westonprather3157
      @westonprather3157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Joe Rogaine your comment will live on in my heart.

    • @GLoK-OG
      @GLoK-OG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Lol fb jail. I quit going on fb last year when they put me in jail for like 350 months or something ridiculous. I went back on it a few days ago to get ahold of a friend and I was out of jail somehow. Still not going back.

    • @marduke45
      @marduke45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      hahahaha thats gold

    • @Penncentral-vr6mg
      @Penncentral-vr6mg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nice

    • @cyanidemaiden
      @cyanidemaiden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      They're not fans of the truth. Haha thats some funny shit.

  • @j.peters1222
    @j.peters1222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    "Where do you work?"
    "OnlyFans"
    "Oh so you actually work for them?"
    "No, I just expose my body for strangers. I deserve severance pay!"

    • @rOvertJustice
      @rOvertJustice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Next these people will demand employee benefits like healthcare and a 401k matching plan. Actually, maybe not the 401k cause these people probably don't even know how to save for retirement.

    • @d3m0n54in7
      @d3m0n54in7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I have mad respect for the group of people running OF. I've never heard of their site going down. With that many users and data throughput you'd have to be at the top of your game keeping it all running.

    • @roguedalek900
      @roguedalek900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@rOvertJustice according to one she was investing in the future through body sculpting.

    • @WM-mu8ep
      @WM-mu8ep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I dont think they are this smart. They had to have gotten lawyers who told them to do this shit? There is no way they are smart enough to use the word severance.

    • @wolfengod8277
      @wolfengod8277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@rOvertJustice
      They aim to marry a beta when they are 30+ and worn out, that’s their retirement plans.

  • @a1919akelbo
    @a1919akelbo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Imagine if only fans last gift to the world was making everything public.

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bro! That's the digital equivalent of Onlyfans saying "Oh i don't give a FUCK, I'm taking you with me!" To so-called Sex workers right before suicide bombing both of them

    • @CheGuevara-uf4pm
      @CheGuevara-uf4pm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

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      @zerkboy7097 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You munch

  • @Bobuliss
    @Bobuliss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    I'm still absolutely amazed that anyone is out there paying for porn....

    • @Koolaccel
      @Koolaccel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Not even porn. $20 for a snap shot of their ass in Jeans. WTF?

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Koolaccel I would legit have more value in buying a shutterstock image then I would paying for any of these.

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aahz mandias elaborate

    • @alowlyncrranger7312
      @alowlyncrranger7312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@caralho5237 there is plenty of Elder Scrolls and Fallout mods if you want to look at boobs on your computer that badly

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alowlyncrranger7312 i tried those they are shit
      guess i'll just go through the monk path

  • @why-is-this-handle--a-thing
    @why-is-this-handle--a-thing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    "hey i know you. i used to be subscribed to your onlyfans!"
    the cashier at mcdonalds: lord take me now

    • @Nelo_Wolf
      @Nelo_Wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Tell that to a chick who had who had job as a master mechanic and got fired cause her OF videos. I'm sure she's regretting it now

    • @ulyc3285
      @ulyc3285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      @@Nelo_Wolf or the nurse that just quit her job last month to pursue a professional OF career lmao.

    • @Nelo_Wolf
      @Nelo_Wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@ulyc3285 or the mom who had her children ridicule at their school

    • @JEvans-wy9ln
      @JEvans-wy9ln 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Lol I remember all of these onlyfans situations in the replies and I'm not sure how I feel about that

    • @WickedParanoid
      @WickedParanoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@ulyc3285 Or Icuckzzz and his 1401.

  • @Gormfeld
    @Gormfeld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "If they're smart, they'll be fine."
    They ain't.

    • @dankmemes8254
      @dankmemes8254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is why they started OF in the first place

    • @powerdude_dk
      @powerdude_dk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This simple, but hard hitting, comment made me burst out in laughter 😂😂

    • @Thatonedude917
      @Thatonedude917 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oyroramia863 They'll never go out of business, there are way too many desperate dudes who'll pay to see a nipple

  • @DSToNe19and83
    @DSToNe19and83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    “It’s like the game of thrones with dildos”
    Brother, I still can’t stop laughing, caught me off guard with that one!
    “Ziggity zouks”
    🍻

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    “This is the point where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?”
    “READY!”
    *”AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”*

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hahaha that scene never gets old. :)

    • @jezebulls
      @jezebulls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I bet so many boyfriends are so happy their girlfriends are forced to be a little less thotty today.

    • @Adamant_Consternation
      @Adamant_Consternation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the schadenfreude is glorious.

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jezebulls but that means they’re gonna be more bitchy and demand money from the men.

    • @CookNut456
      @CookNut456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh you were serious? Let me laugh even harder HAHAHAH!!!

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    They could always get a real job like the rest of us.

    • @SkylarTrahan
      @SkylarTrahan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      That’s too much work for them

    • @chaosdromanah8620
      @chaosdromanah8620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The problem is they know nothing

    • @WickedParanoid
      @WickedParanoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      If the companies find out about their checkered past... Let's just say it won't be an easy endeavor for them.

    • @unspokenpoet82
      @unspokenpoet82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      They had a real job but they quit to do OF

    • @a1phamalestud
      @a1phamalestud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@chaosdromanah8620 put them in some factories you don’t need brains for that kind of work

  • @7gdnz
    @7gdnz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    OF is like Uber, yet because they’re making more at home rather than driving others around, they think it’s now a 9-5 job. They didn’t offer you healthcare plans, pto and vacation pay, so why do you expect severance? If you can decide to stop working to travel because you felt like it and you didn’t get a call from OF to keep posting, they can go without your work.

    • @andrewmarshall3408
      @andrewmarshall3408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The difference is that Uber would fire you for not working enough, onlyfans won't.
      That's what makes the argument more credible that an Uber driver is a worker but a content creator is an IC

    • @livanbard
      @livanbard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@andrewmarshall3408 idk if this based on region but I seen people stop Uber for a couple of months and go back and the app gave them no fucks

  • @kazumafellblood9458
    @kazumafellblood9458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    As someone who's a manager at a restaurant, I am very much looking forward to the increase in staff lol.

    • @toasterboy2003
      @toasterboy2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lets goo

    • @darkcat6530
      @darkcat6530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Are the memes about karens calling the manager true

    • @Boxacheeseballs
      @Boxacheeseballs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkcat6530 Lol

    • @RoninDave
      @RoninDave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      get ready for them keeping their tips and not sharing them with the cooks and such

    • @c.l.zanfir9868
      @c.l.zanfir9868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No you are not.
      Deep down you know some of them will try and sell themselves to single male customers for cash.

  • @blank-vj1mc
    @blank-vj1mc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    These people clearly never pays taxes on their donos if 20% is egregious to them lmao
    Yes, IRS, these people right here.

    • @Eluderatnight
      @Eluderatnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Que joker IRS bit.

    • @shadowydark9164
      @shadowydark9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm not sure hoes can understand the idea of taxes. It might help to compare it to working the corner, maybe that would get across.
      I'm telling you EX-OF girls..pay your pimp. You work the corner, pay your pimp. Your pimp is the IRS. We all got to pay.

    • @keyworksales6241
      @keyworksales6241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The IRS needs to be cancelled

    • @Steve_Johnson_
      @Steve_Johnson_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Keywork Sales Now this is a cancellation I can support.

    • @CaptainFracture
      @CaptainFracture 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’re acting like these people know how to pay their taxes in the first place lmao

  • @pmt1103
    @pmt1103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Severance pay? I thought having an onlyfans was self empowering?

    • @rodrickhatton8636
      @rodrickhatton8636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Shhhhhhh! That's not how this works

    • @VincoVenator
      @VincoVenator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Damn, I was going to post something similar. Something vaguely about "being their own boss", 'entrepreneurs', etc.

    • @pmt1103
      @pmt1103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@VincoVenator Still valid and all well made points. "Self-employed" being another term

    • @elijahbrown8675
      @elijahbrown8675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wonder how many of these so called entrepreneurs will actually pay taxes also

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Do they have a document signed for severance pay?
      Hell no. It's not even in terms and agreement

  • @pherasabraxas
    @pherasabraxas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Imagine a sex worker on the street asking for a bigger cut from her pimp. It was in that moment that Strawberry learned that "pimp slap" was more than a phrase.

  • @you1027
    @you1027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Oh no I can't just flash my gash once a week to live like royalty?"

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Tragic isn't it, that the people who say that companies should be able to do whatever they want, find their content deplatformed?

    • @Jazzglenn
      @Jazzglenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Watch as the same people who got deplatformed will cry about how capitalism had led them to this, yet months and (for some) years, they had benefited from the same system.

    • @MERLK2
      @MERLK2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      aye, deeply tragic. One wonders how many of them loved the idea to cancel people with real jobs forever, make them job- and homeless, while smugly stating companies should be allowed to do what they want ... to do the morally right thing ^^

    • @CocktailsConsoles
      @CocktailsConsoles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Jazzglenn Indeed! I love how people claim to be die-hard communists / Marxists until you either wave enough money under their nose or have enough money taken away from them and watch them turn instant capitalist. Capitalism has its problems like every other ideology but when everyone has a price nothing motivates like the almighty dollar.

    • @CocktailsConsoles
      @CocktailsConsoles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@MERLK2 Too true! Guess the phrase was always "Companies should be able to do whatever they want ... so long as I agree with what they do"

    • @jiggycalzone8585
      @jiggycalzone8585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the MultiMillion $$ camgirl socialists want their severance pay for being fired from taking their clothes off for a living

  • @vocexseta
    @vocexseta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Proves how business illiterate the general population are. "I'm the only important person in this entire company!"

    • @shadowydark9164
      @shadowydark9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "I provide a service to mankind by getting naked! It's a thing and it's important and only I can do it so you better pay me!!"
      *laughs in the terabytes upon terabytes of free porn*

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shadowydark9164 i wouldnt be surprised if it was a new terabyte everyday

    • @kentaronagame7529
      @kentaronagame7529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It proves how business illiterate onlyfans girls are, but that was never a surprise lol. That's the kind of thing that leads you to opening an account there in the first place. I'm positive they have nothing else in their heads while approaching this except "yaay money".

  • @DOMDZ90911
    @DOMDZ90911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "When Onlyfans ends Subway will be hiring."
    -The Godfather

    • @DOMDZ90911
      @DOMDZ90911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oyroramia863 Just out of curiosity, why do you vehemently defend virtual sex workers?

    • @nestormelendez9005
      @nestormelendez9005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oyroramia863 you should try out interacting with women/men in real life for sexual pleasure its really good

  • @Swaggerbobable
    @Swaggerbobable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    If Gundam had a nickel for every time Susan owed him money. He’d have a lot of nickels.

    • @sten2184
      @sten2184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He would have enough nickels to give every homeless man in America a home

    • @blackomet5049
      @blackomet5049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He would maybe even have 20% of $2 billion

  • @ulyc3285
    @ulyc3285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Luckily for them Subway and Mickey D's always hiring.

    • @chaosdromanah8620
      @chaosdromanah8620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And Burger King

    • @Dovawhat
      @Dovawhat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Also hooters.

    • @IvanGoldBit
      @IvanGoldBit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup even heard on news they are giving interview bonus or something like that

    • @sorina9130
      @sorina9130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Skimpy coffee shops too lol

    • @rameses4245
      @rameses4245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They don't want to do a real though it's too hard for them

  • @DaisukiJesus
    @DaisukiJesus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "I got flack for not knowing who a pornstar was."
    Be proud and wear it as a badge of honor.

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Don't Google that"
      TearofGrace

    • @ericpode6095
      @ericpode6095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only pornstar's name I can remember is Traci Lords & that's only because she was in Blade (& Princess of Mars which was on TV the other day)!

    • @tylerberg4832
      @tylerberg4832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ericpode6095 I’ve never heard of porn

    • @shadowydark9164
      @shadowydark9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Decadence and hedonism are quickly becoming the order of the day. Darkness is washing across the land. Hold fast or succumb against the abyssal tides. Protect the light within.

    • @willywanker1906
      @willywanker1906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ericpode6095 I can only remember Sasha Grey, Riley Reed, Mia Khalifa and Alyx Lynx (the last one because of the coomer meme)

  • @mechwarrior13
    @mechwarrior13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I'm having serious doubts about my career as a mechanical engineer, I've never received any severance pay from at least two different layoffs and I worked HARD AF for those jobs too

    • @Boxacheeseballs
      @Boxacheeseballs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Obviously you weren't as important as internet strippers, lol.

    • @AnalyticalReckoner
      @AnalyticalReckoner 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would too. You are getting replaced by AI.

    • @mechwarrior13
      @mechwarrior13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AnalyticalReckoner I work with robotics and automation, and I don't see what you mean by AI as they are pretty dumb without the presence of a human. No process is automated without the command of a human lol

    • @peoplez129
      @peoplez129 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mechwarrior13 The issue isn't really that.....it's all the jobs the AI/machines take. Thus you become less and less valued, even if you were the only human left in the building. The more you remove people from the equation, the less important people become to the process, and the less voices there are to fight back against marginalization. Suddenly you don't have a union of workers behind you, all you have is management that says, "Well we could get someone else to push this button".

    • @mechwarrior13
      @mechwarrior13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peoplez129 lmao its because humans are garbage, we are still distracted by shiny things, make the stupidest mistakes, and some have the emotional capacity of a 486. So why not, let computers take over the mundane tasks so we can strive for a higher... oh wait people dont want to do that, they want to put in the least amount of effort for the greatest gain, thus robots will probably take over the world one day

  • @AndragonLea
    @AndragonLea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    THEY WANT ALIMONY. I can't even. Literally in tears.

  • @troyadams2457
    @troyadams2457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "If they are smart, they'll be fine."
    Well I think I can see the problem then.

    • @hector1404
      @hector1404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Most of them are not very bright, by the end of their useful life, they will be looking for food in dumpsters, unless they manage to marry some fool with coin

    • @iliilliliiliilliliiliillil9137
      @iliilliliiliilliliiliillil9137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let's be real here, the vast majority of sex "workers" are at the lower end of the spectrum

    • @fuckyomomma1235
      @fuckyomomma1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iliilliliiliilliliiliillil9137 Our 'best and brightest' they are not. Not even close. You know how they say "those who can't do, teach"? Well..those who can't teach..we get hos.

    • @willywanker1906
      @willywanker1906 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Shep Proudfoot Jesse what the hell are you taking about?

  • @mgatelabs
    @mgatelabs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    They made so much money, and treated it like paycheck to paycheck instead of saving for a rainy day

    • @NixLotus
      @NixLotus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The rainy day came and it was a category 5 hurricane but they live in straw houses 😂

    • @KawaiiCupcake09
      @KawaiiCupcake09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hence when people say "These girls will be set for life cause they make thousands and millions. " I laugh cause most of these girls aren't smart enough to save a penny of thier money or actually invest in anything other than a materialistic lifestyle.

    • @ericpode6095
      @ericpode6095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder what Mr Taxman thinks about their income? 🤔😊

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not to mention it shoots your credibility to hell in regards to future employment

    • @BornAgain223
      @BornAgain223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NixLotus Its not even a rainy day for them.. They will all move to some other platform and still make more money than the average middle income worker who busts their ass everyday.

  • @redditor001
    @redditor001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Severance pay”
    Cackles in 1099 tax return.

    • @hertzwave8001
      @hertzwave8001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aahz mandias assuming they all live in a western country

  • @vedritmathias9193
    @vedritmathias9193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "How did 20% of 2 billion become a billion?" Gundam, there's a reason why they're on OnlyFans. They cruised through life on their good looks and can't do logic or maths when the sh*t hits the fan.

  • @dimetime35c
    @dimetime35c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    I love how they all want severance pay. Thats for people that had a real job. Independent contractors don't get that! Plus when you get fired or layed off normally you get NO prior warning. They just call you in and say goodbye you are fired.

    • @MrReubenTishkoff
      @MrReubenTishkoff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Everyone likes to be their own boss... Until the company fails. Then it's the big man's duty to bail them out!

    • @frozenkilt
      @frozenkilt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's how you can tell most of these fuckers have never held down a real job.

    • @dimetime35c
      @dimetime35c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @xavi Remo so shaking your tits on stream is the same as working in a grocery store, restaurant, or construction site? Yeah if they were REAL strippers I'd agree. But they don't have to do shit except pose for a camera. Its not a real job.

    • @frozenkilt
      @frozenkilt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @xavi Remo You forgot "Contractor: A person who gets paid for services but is not considered an employee but can be terminated without cause as soon as those services are no longer deemed necessary."
      You're right on the simps, though. Like hell, Reddit has all the free nudity any human could want.

    • @BearPawSwipe
      @BearPawSwipe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dimetime35c I agree 100% with this but tbh I am not even sure what people did on OF to begin with. Call me old fashion, but if I pay for something, I want to hold it in my hands :D.

  • @taidakun_ig
    @taidakun_ig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    E-girls, man. That's a reason I support my local hentai artists. Hentai girls don't complain.

    • @greedthesavage9551
      @greedthesavage9551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty much

    • @poko9562
      @poko9562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tru and theyre actually talented

    • @fuckyomomma1235
      @fuckyomomma1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hentai artists have talent. Weeks or more for a single well-drawn piece. OF girls..snap a V&A pic or two in 20 seconds.

    • @Emery101
      @Emery101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real reality right here!

    • @ExeErdna
      @ExeErdna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just typical artists in general they pump out content based on years of mastery. These E-girls think cute because of weird coomers that throw them money off of weird shit they bait them into buying.

  • @TVtwarn
    @TVtwarn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Its like my business failing -then asking for all my past tax back from the government tax office as severance 😂😂😂

  • @Fickets
    @Fickets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “So, okay, Afghanistan...” had me laughing way too hard

  • @kimshlongunnhh9994
    @kimshlongunnhh9994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    E girls/gays: omg how am I gonna make money I demand money #sexworkisrealwork
    Me (a minimum wage warehouse worker who can die by a slight sneeze): “one of us. One of us. One of US”

    • @gazelle_diamond9768
      @gazelle_diamond9768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let me guess, you live in the US.

    • @CameronKujo
      @CameronKujo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gazelle_diamond9768 E gays lmao 🗿

  • @brynelequire4158
    @brynelequire4158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    I swear, Gundam’s uncontrollable giggling laughter might be the purest joy we have left in this hell planet

    • @freezysyahz
      @freezysyahz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly, same 😂

    • @RhetoricalThrill
      @RhetoricalThrill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The gundam ganja giggle makes my fucking day.

    • @Jdowling357
      @Jdowling357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was the gold I needed for the day

    • @loshobittos959
      @loshobittos959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As innocent as a child's laughter.

    • @powerdude_dk
      @powerdude_dk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True dat.... 7:25 was truly glorious

  • @stuarteaston1629
    @stuarteaston1629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The amount of people I've seen saying how this is messing with people's lives or even putting them in some sort of danger is ridiculous. Who knew that trying to live life on easy mode, putting all your eggs in one basket and having no real skills wasn't such a good idea.

  • @patentedorganism1557
    @patentedorganism1557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don’t know why people even pay for lewd content. There’s plenty of free smut all over the internet.
    I like to call it: “Cooming on a budget”

  • @ryenjimenez4172
    @ryenjimenez4172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    It's kinda ironic how a lot of women in this time were living just see themselves as a piece of meat

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And they act disgusted when they get treated like a whore

    • @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts
      @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "Men only want one thing and its disgusting!"
      "Well wash it then".

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@John-Stark They want to be a whore, but only on "their terms." If a guy is oggling them and they don't want it, it's a crime against humanity. If they're out slinging their nips behind a paywall, then it's empowering. To the rest of the world, it's just objectification with extra steps. To the delusional thot, it's "legitimate work."

    • @shadowydark9164
      @shadowydark9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's funny how, when confronted with 'sex work', they insist it is simply a transaction. So with this context set, that prostitution is a transaction, it then follows that the goods being purchased is the use of her body. So then, if we examine the definition of theft in this context, it would be taking that which you haven't paid for.
      Ergo, in such a context as sex work, one can easily then say that rape is only equivalent to theft---not having paid for the use of the prostitute's body. Because by making out that using a woman's body for sex is a merely simple transaction, that her body is just a commodity, the logic flows well that rape is only theft.
      That is precisely the point here. If I give you something, that's OK. If you take it without paying, that's theft.
      But we know perfectly well that rape is not theft. Thus, a woman's body is not simply a commodity unless she is purposely sexualizing and objectifying herself. This is usually when a "sex work is work" proponent's head explodes.
      The bottom line is thus: A dick is not just a job that somebody has to do. The inside of a human is not a job site.
      The "modern woman" needs to wake up and since I know this is going to need clarification, I so define it as women who follow the tendencies of the woke narrative, *insofar as the attitude of carte blanche towards their actions, especially their bodies, expecting zero limitations and zero consequences* . I know full well many women contribute to society in acceptable manners..for one only needs to take a look outside their door to see.

    • @tommcd8471
      @tommcd8471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shadowydark9164 Men need to learn Marriage is just a transaction as well.

  • @fmsyntheses
    @fmsyntheses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Imagine asking for severance pay for a position which did not exist and from which you weren't dismissed.

    • @jackhandsome1788
      @jackhandsome1788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      just goes to show how big these girl's heads are. Its from all the attention over the years inflating their ego.
      If I could flash my goodies and pay my rent, I'd be out of touch from reality too!
      The entitlement is real.

  • @sirg-had8821
    @sirg-had8821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My God...
    They actually have to be useful for a living.
    This is going to be fun.

    • @BornAgain223
      @BornAgain223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldn't hold your breath over it.. They weren't useful before OF they wont be useful after it..

    • @gazelle_diamond9768
      @gazelle_diamond9768 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, they definitely won't be able to learn from you then.

    • @nestormelendez9005
      @nestormelendez9005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oyroramia863 copy and pasted

    • @peoplez129
      @peoplez129 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If they wanted to be useful, they'd get out on the corner like real sex workers and sleep with men who they find repulsive. At least then they'd actually be doing a service for society. That's what grinds my gears about these people....they're not sex workers! They took everything sex workers are, and superimposed it onto themselves, to get credit/respect as if they're doing things they don't like for money. They're not. They're doing things they like for money. They're sleeping with their significant other, or at least men they get to choose and pick from. At that point they're not sex workers, they're exhibitionists.
      They're taking money for stuff they would be doing even if they weren't filming and charging for it. How many street girls do you think would be out there still on the corner if there was no money in it? None. That's because they're actual sex WORKERS. Yet their super imposement of the term "sex worker" is meant to subtly make us think of them in the same way we think of street girls, to super impose that kind of vulnerability and nitty gritty aspect of street work, and that kind of desperation even.
      They want to be beyond reproach. They want to be able to say "I'm a beautiful butterfly", and also pretend like they're owed honor/respect as if they've waded through the trenches of WWII. As if filming themselves in the privacy and comfort of their own home is somehow equated to the same troubles and dirty work involved in actual sex workers.

    • @gazelle_diamond9768
      @gazelle_diamond9768 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peoplez129 Wow, never thought I'd see the day that sex work is being gatekept.

  • @gptg1981
    @gptg1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Your comparison between James and "storming the beaches of Normandy" was spot on sir, I'm f*cking laughing so hard!

  • @obi-wankenobi4036
    @obi-wankenobi4036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "To the streets with them"
    - Master Yoda i'm pretty sure

    • @a1phamalestud
      @a1phamalestud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “To the streets with them” Sun Tzu

    • @dickmarx1298
      @dickmarx1298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "to the streets, belongs she does. Mmmmm.". -Yoda

    • @TheDoomslayersDaddy
      @TheDoomslayersDaddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Coming from you sir, I believe it

    • @Eking-su3tr
      @Eking-su3tr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Yeah Yoda definitely said that"
      -Gandhi

    • @shadowydark9164
      @shadowydark9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They never left the streets. These were little girls playing at being prostitutes, while wanting to do nothing a prostitute does to get said money. It's pure delusion, like a high schooler comparing himself to Tom Brady.
      Reality always reasserts itself.

  • @robosteveo
    @robosteveo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis! That's where you'll find my sympathy! "

    • @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts
      @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Major Payne?

    • @daisukewatanabe2753
      @daisukewatanabe2753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts ye

    • @robosteveo
      @robosteveo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts I thought so but wasn't sure enough to put his name on it. Just know I've always said it a lot.

    • @shadowydark9164
      @shadowydark9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never cry over a whore, Steve! NEVER!!!

    • @macabweu7682
      @macabweu7682 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hear Popp say this a lot. Always makes me laugh.

  • @Pyromancer_
    @Pyromancer_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The reason they are crying about 20% is because all the money they get in a month dissappears the month after. No more mansions, no more cars. Now you have to move back in with the parents that hate you. Justice in its purest form

  • @MathewRenfro
    @MathewRenfro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:05 "thanks for going out there and Making America Great Again"
    Gives a whole new context to riding the Trump Train! 🚂🚃🚋🚞

  • @livefreeprintguns
    @livefreeprintguns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    All these people calling it a severance pay literally shows that they've never had a real job before. Even so, severance pay is super rare unless it's penned into a contract you sign before coming on full-time with a company. Most people get 2 weeks if they are laid-off _IF THEY'RE LUCKY_ lol.

    • @megaflamer
      @megaflamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      or for many non-american developed countries, about a month or so, sometimes more. (for the record, severance pay is still something youd get laughed out of the room for demanding unless youre like, a super rich CEO or something)

    • @CheGuevara-uf4pm
      @CheGuevara-uf4pm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but they promoted themselves and onlyfans as of being their own bosses not having to working for anyone but themselves now that the easy money about to disappear , now they work for onlyfans

    • @stephenkolostyak4087
      @stephenkolostyak4087 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...severance pay is a function of how long you work, so it's really no surprise most people get shit for it, they keep job hopping like fucking bunnies.

  • @armouredjester1622
    @armouredjester1622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    What fabulous timing
    Bored in a conference room, and Gundam drops this on us

    • @BlackPanthah
      @BlackPanthah 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Step 1. Put on bra and panties
      Step 2. Put on clothing
      Step 3. Apply at subway 🧐

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Boss man; “hey jester why are giggling over there? Sweet gundam video, meeting adjured everyone “

    • @shadowydark9164
      @shadowydark9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gundam really is the gift that keeps on giving. 😊

  • @Trenchie4215
    @Trenchie4215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the first time I've heard Gundam's mic peak while dying of laughter, that alone should prove how ridiculous this whole situation is

  • @WindwolfBlog
    @WindwolfBlog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I weep for poor Billy, I hope he finds another hobby soon.

  • @captc0ck5lap60
    @captc0ck5lap60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    The funniest part is we all know these OF 'content creators' didn't save one straw penny from that massive cash flow. They basically burned through it as soon as it came in, so they'll be broke _and_ have gross nudes on the Internet forever.

    • @dickmarx1298
      @dickmarx1298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Truth
      "Trash! Trash already!" -ReplicantPhish

    • @aritraroy6592
      @aritraroy6592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's actually crazy when you break down the numbers. A total of 1.6 BILLION dollars, maybe there's a small chunk of that was saved by more high profile people on the site, but the majority of them not saving a penny of that? Possibly a billion made in total and already spent? Goddamn

    • @unlimited971
      @unlimited971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      like for real. how the f these people think. you make more money in 1 month than msot average person in one year. what aobut thinking getting the best of it constructively. i bet some of them got un porn because they didn't have the money to do what they wanted, like university tuition or whatever. and here they are now wasting this money not building shit.

    • @captc0ck5lap60
      @captc0ck5lap60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@aritraroy6592 but omg, like, I *NEEDED* to rent that Porsche to, like, show off to my girlfriends! My mansion rent on top of that and I was ONLY JUST breaking even *HOWCANTHEYDOTHISTOMEEEEE*

    • @randomprotag9329
      @randomprotag9329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      would not be suprised. the trouble doing pron brings in 99% of cases is not worth the chance of big short term money. most people going into porn are not of the smart cagatory

  • @Kal_g
    @Kal_g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I'm pretty sure most of these e-girls can't even spell the word "severence" without Googling it, let alone knowing what it actually is.

    • @armouredjester1622
      @armouredjester1622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ironic that you spelled it wrong, too

    • @rentacop7038
      @rentacop7038 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@armouredjester1622 he put quotes around it because thats how they spelled it

    • @Kal_g
      @Kal_g 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@armouredjester1622 That's what I was going for. Just pointing out how these folks spelled it, while being concerned about their cash flow.

    • @Kal_g
      @Kal_g 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@armouredjester1622 Not exactly. I saw the opportunity presenting itself for a joke, so I took it.

    • @GLoK-OG
      @GLoK-OG 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As far as I know, companies don't give anyone severance pay after 1 year. I'm disabled and have brain injuries so what do I know.

  • @Djeispark
    @Djeispark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *I couldn't be happier that this is happening because there's been a huge drop in people going to college, dental school, nursing school and everyone just gave up and chose Onlyfans because it was easier. Now we're understaffed during a time when we need them the most and now the foolish ones who blew all their money have to go back to an actual job.*

  • @markotisovic8233
    @markotisovic8233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "When OnlyFans ends, Subways is hiring"
    Kevin Samuels

  • @jedediahcoulbourne1791
    @jedediahcoulbourne1791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I guess they forgot the draw backs of being "self employed"

    • @shadowydark9164
      @shadowydark9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Self-employed can work well..but you need to be careful because there are few, if any, safety nets if things go south. Samuels tried to warn these girls..warned them to save, to invest..to plan ahead. None of them did. Hoes are hoes..stupid to the end.

    • @Iron-Bridge
      @Iron-Bridge 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Risks, pros and cons being both self employed and working for others. The smart ones acknowledge the risks and prepare accordingly.

  • @SynsterFear
    @SynsterFear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    THIS is what happens when you're too nice to folks. 0fans literally gave them 80% of their revenue, and the workers reply by saying "give me the other 20%". Literally the company took soooo little from them that they can't even sustain themselves, but these females (and some males) WANT MORE!!! Give em an inch, and look what happens.

    • @naheemquattlebaum2267
      @naheemquattlebaum2267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually OF takes the most of the "fans" sites. Manyvids and loyalfans take less, but if they weren't lazy they would know that. This is why the *real* professionals like Anri Okita and Harmony Wonder don't give a shit because they have their websites set up in advance.

    • @ClickClack_Bam
      @ClickClack_Bam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@naheemquattlebaum2267 "According to CNN, OnlyFans takes a cut of the revenue from subscribers, about 20 percent off the top. "
      Now fuck CNN cause they lie about 90% of everything political they print but this isn't political....

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Avaricious garden tools smell money, feel themselves entitled to it.

    • @SynsterFear
      @SynsterFear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ClickClack_Bam they say taking 20% away versus giving 80% to them creators. Which is way more than youtube or hub would give them.

    • @ClickClack_Bam
      @ClickClack_Bam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SynsterFear I get it.
      It's ironic they're asking for that 20% back though.
      They'd make nothing in the end if they do this.

  • @zp4057
    @zp4057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    E-gurls before: We're entrepreneurs :)
    E-gurls after: We're employees :(

  • @andrewmg5915
    @andrewmg5915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how these women would be the first to laugh at Karen memes but when something happens they are the most Karens of all.
    "I DEMAND A COMPENSATION!"
    "I WILL GO TO THE NEWS AND SOCIAL MEDIA TO LET EVERYONE KNOW!"
    "I WILL FILE A LAWSUIT IF YOU DON'T COMPLY WITH MY DEMANDS!"
    What are they gonna do if they don't? Leave the platform?

  • @josueveguilla9069
    @josueveguilla9069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    The Adult Entertainment Industry is still recruiting, ladies.

    • @ViolentHabits
      @ViolentHabits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I see lots of new adult films on the horizon. Lol

    • @josueveguilla9069
      @josueveguilla9069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ViolentHabits Same.

    • @chaosdromanah8620
      @chaosdromanah8620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The hub will have new stars

    • @josueveguilla9069
      @josueveguilla9069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@chaosdromanah8620 I know right. Don't forget about xHamster, Brazzers, Reality Kings, Naughty America, etc, etc, etc.

    • @Anugrah_Amriza
      @Anugrah_Amriza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@josueveguilla9069 Oh my. Oh my my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I like the accounts that list their OF ranking like it's some sort of thing to be proud of.

    • @shadowydark9164
      @shadowydark9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ironically enough, the lowest rankings having the most hope for returning to a normal and sane life.

    • @technoloverish
      @technoloverish 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Personally, unless you're religious, I see nothing shameful about it either.

  • @thaswasup
    @thaswasup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    19:05
    "if they're smart they'll be fine, idk what you're getting upset about"
    They're mad because they're not smart 🤣

  • @MaddesG1
    @MaddesG1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the kind of comedic talk content TH-cam was made for. Thank you for keeping this channel going. I hope your channel hits 1 mil soon.

  • @to6oy
    @to6oy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Severance pay - an amount paid to an employee on the early termination of a contract. It's like Leafy asking for severance pay from TH-cam because they terminated his account. Detached from this world but just their brains.

    • @donlee7878
      @donlee7878 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patreon would also take a big hit if this went through.

    • @TheAldocaro
      @TheAldocaro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don’t think they realize that they’re not employees of onlyfans.

    • @f3l7p4dssmoothgaming8
      @f3l7p4dssmoothgaming8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheAldocaro Exactly, they are 'self-employed' and self-serving. They are just money grubbing narcissistic with no concept of the business side of a business

    • @jezebulls
      @jezebulls 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grasping at straws

    • @animeangel1983
      @animeangel1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well when you have a great body you don't need intelligence to go with it. Sex work is the oldest profession in the world.

  • @CodeMars9
    @CodeMars9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Papa Gundam needs his own show.

    • @luciferthedoberman8991
      @luciferthedoberman8991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What do you call this???

    • @looweegee252
      @looweegee252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has his own channel and show lmao how did this get 100 likes

    • @doctorbadass9380
      @doctorbadass9380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@luciferthedoberman8991 It's a Gundam experience

    • @thechicagobox
      @thechicagobox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uhhh 🤔 you’re watching it…

    • @shadowydark9164
      @shadowydark9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would watch. The guy takes the piss out of it and this planet seems to be sorely in need of human beings who haven't lost their spines, nor their sense of humor.

  • @Mashamazzi
    @Mashamazzi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine being told sex work won't last you forever, not believing that and not having some kind of back up plan in place....

  • @mr.animefan8920
    @mr.animefan8920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gundam laughing while anime Gundam does evil laugh emote = perfection.

  • @RhetoricalThrill
    @RhetoricalThrill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    Let’s be real here, they didn’t become e-hoors because they’re smart.

    • @fuckyomomma1235
      @fuckyomomma1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Ipso facto. Smart women make something of themselves. A 304 isn't smart..because if she was, she wouldn't be a 304.

    • @mynameisambertoo7379
      @mynameisambertoo7379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And you are surely making your dad proud by harassing women lmfao

    • @drpeppers2867
      @drpeppers2867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@mynameisambertoo7379 bruh

    • @drpeppers2867
      @drpeppers2867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@mynameisambertoo7379 cringe

    • @themorningstar8450
      @themorningstar8450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@mynameisambertoo7379 bruh

  • @unspokenpoet82
    @unspokenpoet82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Since they expect severance pay does that mean they already filled out a W-2 & W-4

    • @dickmarx1298
      @dickmarx1298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You know those ethots never filed taxes on one red cent
      Lol

    • @unspokenpoet82
      @unspokenpoet82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dickmarx1298 whoops no taxes no severance lol

    • @329link
      @329link 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They think severance = money when you lose your job and nothing else. Like they seriously think the company will pay independent contractors for going away.

  • @bananajoe9951
    @bananajoe9951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The only thing I can blame OF for is not contacting their "creators" directly. But if any of these "creators" did their research, they'd know most of them can still operate within the new rules. Only really explicit content is being removed (like forced sex roleplay)

  • @OmegaVideoGameGod
    @OmegaVideoGameGod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmfao thank you gundam for your videos it’s always nice!

  • @Sick_Boy
    @Sick_Boy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    The entitlement and stupidity is outta control! Pockets turned out, both hands reachin. That laugh killed me Gundam. 🤣🍻 8:44

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Oompa-Loompa is broken again.

    • @leoSaunders
      @leoSaunders 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      idiocracy, 2006

    • @djnorth2020
      @djnorth2020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm listening to that laugh third time just because. 😂

    • @glennross85
      @glennross85 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok simon

  • @MrlspPrt
    @MrlspPrt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Man, you're expecting those people do good maths... I still remember that Malcom in the Middle episode where Francis was trying to save his boss of being part of an adult movie and how the producer was worried about actors being unable of learning two lines of dialogue...

  • @edricdayne3571
    @edricdayne3571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    By that "twenty percent back" logic Onlyfans could say if you leave the platform then you owe them 80% of your income as severance

  • @ryoga8170
    @ryoga8170 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your laugh is the BEST. I love that it blows out the mic, that's how I can tell its legit....

  • @deathwish_bigboss
    @deathwish_bigboss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The IRS should tax them like the 1%, for bragging during the pandemic about all the money they were making while others suffered.

    • @GryphonIndustrial
      @GryphonIndustrial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree with this new top tier tax bracket: Billionaires and Thots.

  • @brainlicker1
    @brainlicker1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Independent contractors are not entitled to severance pay unless it's in a contract signed by both parties...

    • @shadowydark9164
      @shadowydark9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can be damn sure there was not a clause in their contract about it either. These girls..they don't read! 😂😂

  • @basedshaman6183
    @basedshaman6183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The reason these rich women are complaining is because they’re millionaires trying to live the lifestyle of a billionaire, with their $10,000 mansion rent, $100,000 biyearly vacations, and $200 nightly dinners… God help them if they have to down size from a 8500 square foot house to a 5000 square foot house…

  • @meyes1098
    @meyes1098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "20% is too much!"
    - Yeah, well, how about you create your own web platform then and see how much it costs you? How long until you recoup that "20%"?
    Yeah, waaaaay after your expiration date.

  • @GLoK-OG
    @GLoK-OG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    It looks like the workers of Walmart calendar will be pretty lit next year.

    • @BornAgain223
      @BornAgain223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let's not pretend these people on OF will get even an ounce of humility from this..

    • @Sigurther
      @Sigurther 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, wal-mart is busy automating, they wont be working there.

    • @samellowery
      @samellowery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sigurther yep walmarts like you don't wanna come to work fine will get robots most of the Distribution Centers DC's are getting this new sorting system people living on the government teat are gonna find out how many jobs are disappearing when the money runs out.

  • @hankdedalus
    @hankdedalus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This thing with onlyfans is some how getting more and more hilarious.

  • @infinitelybanta
    @infinitelybanta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how these videos don't end, Gundam just stops.

  • @nickick8498
    @nickick8498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw this video the same day I learned authors usually only even get 5-25% royalties

  • @ShiiroHasu
    @ShiiroHasu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Gundam laughing hysterically was something I never thought I needed until I got it

  • @thekodawolfgaming
    @thekodawolfgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    They want 20% severance but won't report the pimp that beats them and takes 60%.

  • @brandonschneider4984
    @brandonschneider4984 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this channel!!

  • @FlameBlue9016
    @FlameBlue9016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Half baked and Scarface quits his job is one of favorite scenes!🤣

  • @Zetact_
    @Zetact_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Severance pay alone is ridiculous, but they're literally demanding that they be given every single penny that OnlyFans made on their content.

    • @chilomine839
      @chilomine839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They still think they are “employees”. That amazing.

    • @shadowydark9164
      @shadowydark9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clearly they didn't read the fine print. 😁

    • @Whodjathink
      @Whodjathink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shadowydark9164 There isn't even fine print, they're just too dumb to read period

    • @Sigurther
      @Sigurther 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the most amazing thing about it. "Give us back the money we used to profit off of your service!" It's brain-dead.

    • @DracSWyrm
      @DracSWyrm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Severance pay is for when you get fired not quit

  • @shermdog6969
    @shermdog6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Trust me Gundam where you hang out you are definitely the smartest in the room. Keep it up. Made my day.

  • @invincible9462
    @invincible9462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That laugh got me hahahahahahahah. So fkn funny. "Would've thought he stormed the beaches of Normandy." 😂😂😂

  • @joesomebody3365
    @joesomebody3365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great content as always Gundam, glad one person hasn't gone insane in this crazy world yet.

  • @MasterIceyy
    @MasterIceyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    these girls talking about working 10 hours on onlyfans and being exhausted. imagine her working a loading dock, or construction, if 10 hours of sitting on a phone exhausts her she'd die doing any sort of physical manual labour

    • @DNeff-vv4lm
      @DNeff-vv4lm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wake up at 2am start work by 4 after walking 7 miles, get off get off work by 4pm on a short day, 8pm for a long day, walk 7 miles back home, sleep and repeat. Did it for a couple years

    • @rOvertJustice
      @rOvertJustice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For real. I used to work in the liquor aisle at a Target, and one girl would also be assigned to the aisle and lifted the 40+ lbs. boxes just like me. We had to lift multiple 12-bottle cases up a full-size ladder every day. Being tired after that is justified. Being tired after snapping a few pictures just screams, "I have never done and will never do manual labor."

    • @roguedalek900
      @roguedalek900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Imagine roofing a house in 102 degrees at 90% humidity & carrying 100 pound bundles up a ladder. They all scream for equality but never seem to do it. They want equal access to power but not responsibility.

    • @filthycasual6118
      @filthycasual6118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It really does make you want to just die sometimes. Like, I do 60-hour weeks at an auto parts factory; not the most grueling job in the world, but it's certainly not as easy as drawing fetish art or doing OnlyFans. I see people scoot by doing minimal-effort tasks, I see people soaring into the skies with only the power of their pinkie fingers, and I ask myself "what the hell am I doing this for when people like _that_ exist?"
      Then I drink half a bottle of ZQuil over four hours and pray I don't wake up.

    • @roguedalek900
      @roguedalek900 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yt keeps eating my replies

  • @sportyj
    @sportyj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    papa gundam: "maybe i should make an of"
    gundam's finally gonna raise the $1M he needs to build a new reservation for his people.

    • @ItsAGundam
      @ItsAGundam  2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      LMFAO, then I lose it in a bad business deal 🤣

  • @ToTaLShaFF
    @ToTaLShaFF 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gundam! This video was legendary Sir.

  • @pattyviggers3581
    @pattyviggers3581 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Right now, I am ill, I have norovirus or stomach flu, I have a fever, stomach cramps, and feeling like shit then you here you are your content is priceless I dunno if I am hallucinating by the fever or but damn you put a smile on my freaking face Gundam.

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    These people acting like without OnlyFans there'll be no porn left on the internet

    • @shadowydark9164
      @shadowydark9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's like they've never heard of pornhub..or xvideos..or xhamster..or...
      I mean jesus christ, there's terabytes upon terabytes upon terabytes of free porn out there. I don't even think there's a hard drive known to man that is big enough to house every piece of free porn that exists. How much is it going to take for it to be enough for people?!?! Who the fuck would honestly pay for OF?? 🤣🤣

    • @BornAgain223
      @BornAgain223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shadowydark9164 almost makes a person wonder, what is the limit to human depravity? Is there a limit?

  • @MillywiggZ
    @MillywiggZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    ‘October Thirst’ hasn’t even happened yet, what these womans complaining about now?

    • @GLoK-OG
      @GLoK-OG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real they have a whole month to chase the bag

  • @florianberki7396
    @florianberki7396 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love ur ranting! Pure comedy gold! Reality is a Comedy, not a drama! Keep up the spirits!

  • @mattstorey7256
    @mattstorey7256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They don't get the basic idea of COMMISSION vs. WAGE. O/F gets a commission, IE, the money they "earned" was already worked for and it's their pay for enabling the SW to make their 80%. The SW demanding 20% back, is like the bride wanting the caterer to refund all of what she paid for all the food service at her wedding, because she didn't like the center pieces color scheme. The 20% is EARNED income from PAST effort on the SW earnings, via a commission. The only way the SW could say they deserved some sort of a refund, is if the SW actually signed a contract and paid in advance moneys for services not rendered. The services are rendered "on demand" by O/F every time the SW makes a sale, O/F gets it's 20% rake.
    What next, publishers on Apple story saying they get a refund for some change Apple makes on their store? Again, Apple makes the money as a commission, for services rendered in real time. If the SW don't like the new plan, go to some other platform and do your "work". Nobody is forcing them to perform on O/F. They like a big sports star, begrudging their agent's commission and trying to take it back, dummy, you would have made the 80% but for the effort the agent/O/F did on your behalf.
    About bad barBARFY: She wanted not $60..she wanted $69 for 8 sec. of her bouncing boobs ROFL LOLOLLLLLL. You sad O/F consumers.....you could get more than a hand job for that, certainly you could last longer than 8 sec. even if you are a pre-ejakker.....an actual s3xual experience to fap to for yrs lol. Sad, supporting these "SW" dregs.

  • @Jinkuzu
    @Jinkuzu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    What I will never understand about ''content'' like that, is that you can get it for free else where.

    • @robertc4112
      @robertc4112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here. I don't get it.

    • @ClickClack_Bam
      @ClickClack_Bam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's like walking through a gold mine & passing up gold everywhere to buy a gold nugget.

  • @cameramanj
    @cameramanj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    So these “workers” are upset that Only Fans is “a private company, they can do why they want”?

    • @shadowydark9164
      @shadowydark9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They don't like it when their words are used against them. 🤣

    • @technoloverish
      @technoloverish 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you put "workers" in quotes? Does sex work violate your Christian beliefs or something?

    • @cameramanj
      @cameramanj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@technoloverish OF is not sex work therefore the “workers”, nice try NPC

  • @mr.marvin
    @mr.marvin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Aaaaannnnddd they back peddled. Not a surprise.

  • @mitchellclark3070
    @mitchellclark3070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I loved how cracked up you were about half way through