@MasterOnion North I agree, however in at least a few cases it may have been misidentified terrestrial craft. This happened to my co-driver once. I was driving my truck in Nevada when I saw an F 117. My co-driver woke up and swore it was a UFO.
I love Tim. He has to be the funniest gay man on the planet. Just as willing to make fun of gays and trans and everything . Maybe a bit burnt out but a majority of people who listen to this podcast aren’t far off
are you still on DIAL-Up internet? how long do you think a google search take? thats not worth mentioning at all. but on the contrary, they took a ridiculous ammount of time to find a 10 y.o, very well known Men in Black video that took me less than 20 seconds to find (ive tried ) And also is really important to mention that neither this guest, Joe nor the crew know the actual existance of the real MIB nor the Russian documentary on it, wich is full of footage of this strange beings disguised as men.
That’s because like the wolf, Tim doesn’t concern himself with the opinion of sheep 🐑 , or it’s because he’s a lazy, hungover TX housewife.. either way he’s hilarious.
@@carbonstar9091 When we deport people we drop them in Tijuana. So people who may have emigrated all the way from Guatemala. Maybe they live here for several years and make money. Then they get caught or go to prison. After they serve time, they get dropped in Tijuana. Thousands of miles from anyone they could know.
It's hilarious that every time Joe says it went from so n so feet to so feet, he has not only been wrong everytime, he has had a different answer every time. It's funny
Joe- “there’s a lot of guys that work at ups that are idiots.” Me (whose literally driving a tractor trailer for ups right now in upstate New York)- 👁👄👁
Hey since you drive for ups, could you tell me what you guys are governed at. The problem is that in governed at 65 and can creep passed you guys, but then a lot of you seem to speed up to 66 or so. Are you like split governed or something and can only set the cruise at 64, but can floor it up to 66?
@@scottyj6226 here in Buffalo, N.Y our trucks are governed at 68mph but we do have a few new freightliners that are governed at 73mph. I’m not sure if other UPS hubs in different cities have different speed governors on their trucks but I do feel your pain.. also, we are usually very light, even loaded at 100% so maybe when hills come up that’s when you lose your speed to them? And there is ups and ups freight. Ups freight is an entirely different company than ups and use completely different equipment.
OP and everyone that gave this a thumbs up obviously don't know about Texas women.. The stereotypical ones are tanned, busty, big haired, beauty queens.. Texas is known for having super attractive women.. A lot of hot Latinas too...
Honestly they are out there, I'm not a crazy person, I'm just another working class man etc and I have seen exactly what you are talking about, I have honestly seen a mother ship( only way I can explain it) that was the most mind blowing thing I have ever seen....... it's unreal seeing these thing's,and ONE thing I have noticed is that these thing's are always around our mountain....
@@shadowhunter6391 you know though if Computation theory, or simulation theory is true then there's nothing that dictates that another dimension "has" to obey our laws in their own dimension. Or wherever they are. If they were in their dimension and used their vessel to be able to jump from ours to there's then that could be a possibility. Imagine when a fish jumps out of water, but under the water time stops, but the fish is still above the water in normal time. When the fish lands back in the water time starts again. So the fish can leave one spot, jump to another spot X distance away, land and start time again.
It's not even 80k feet per second. A second is just that particular radar antenna turn period. So right now it's 80k feet high, and next time we look for it, which is in a second, it's down at sea level. It might have went there instantly, like teleported or something. Or went with a speed much greater than 80000 fps, and we wouldn't know. This is not close to even the theoretical realm of our possibilities for the foreseeable future.
Wow Tim explaining the men in black video was incredible. “Idk it was two weird dudes lthst like came to shut something down idk, something happened idk but 2 weird dudes came and idk”. With that description it’s baffling that Jamie couldn’t find that video.
It was just funny how he was explaining the video. If nobody knew of the video he was talking about there would be no way in hell they could find it based on the description he gave.
Yup, I agree with Joe's theory....The TicTacs are one of ours. They've developed the technology so perfectly that safety is not compromised and made their presence among the Commander Fravor's fleet without jeopardizing any lives.
'Developed the technology so perfectly...' ah that solves everything then lol. What a cop out answer. Problem is, they've been since for 100s of years ;)
@@CallOfEuropeanSpirit Great then! It actually would even make me feel better if what I said here gets debunked and that the truth is that they really are of alien origin, because this has been what I believed since grade school.
Oh the nostalgia, Joe Rogan talking about Aliens. How i wish we could go back to the good ol' days with Joe on TH-cam and all of us engaging with each other in the comment sections.
Just like you’re doing exactly now? Fucking moaning about high quality FREE content. If you don’t like it jog on. Same fucks moshing about the change in sets
@Atlantis Rising it sucks. The change in the way Joe approaches controversial topics is way too obvious. You can tell his new bosses at spotify are tightening his leash
I think the best theory is that these are interdimensional beings. Which in part helps to explain how quickly these crafts appear and disappear as a 3D object traveling through 2D would seem to appear/disappear as it traveled through space. 11 dimensions have been theorized and a fourth is almost certain.
Listening to Tim trying to describe the Men In Black incident was bizarre and painful in equal measure. 'There was like a thing, something happened, they went in then came out, don't think anything happened though, I'm sure Jamie can find it...' umm what?
i can only imagine that tick tack ufo was like a 3d laser pointer for aliens and we're just dogs and cats trying to chase something that we dont understand
It really is, some podunk mudball in the rural burbs of the Galaxy. Squabbling over made up money & trying to manifest destiny. Humans need to be put in check.
the interesting part of the whole nimitz encounter that no one talks about much except for the few people who worked on the princeton, is that they had underwater targets being tracked aswell. similar to the air targets that had no transponder and seemed to have ways to be undetected, but there passive systems were picking up objects and they sent everyone back to quarters except for the few necessary people they needed to use the radar equipment. they all signed NDA's so its hard to get much information, I believe one tried to speak out as was charged, so now the others won't say anything, except off the record to other military personnel they trust. all that said, i think what happened on those missions was American tech. I think theres a good chance the tech was informed by UFO technology, but, the way the object went to their objective point after leaving them in the dust, really signifies to me that it was us. Its the kind of thing we would find creepy and scary, but is just a show of force, because they would know the cap point is being watched, they would know it'd be easy to calculate the speed it can travel, and shows china 'look what we got, you better calm down'. if it was alien, whats the point of doing that, and also even if they could easily hack the uss princeton and find the mission data, i find it difficult to believe they'd be able to so quickly figure out where exactly they were going next. I also think it was american because of the 'swarms' they saw on radar. US military holds patents for radar 'jamming' technology they would show swarms of fake targets
Well, obviously we can't say for sure, but the UAPs being American doesn't really add up for me. It's extremely dangerous, risking real engagement and human lives. Also, people often make these arguments: why would aliens do this, it makes no sense... I've heard so many skeptics and scientists make various versions of this argument. The truth is we have absolutely no grounds to speculate on the motivations of other beings that didn't evolve on earth, if they exist. We can assume that their motivations are similar to ours, but it's a pretty huge assumption. That being said, who fucking knows lol. But whether it's secret American tech or interdimensional space cowboys, it's still the story of the century, because either way someone is playing with gravity bending technology, and that has incredible implications
According to Commander Fravor, no one involved in the Nimitz Encounters was forced to sign NDA’s about what they saw. Also, Christopher Melon, one of the head guys at AATIP, said there was a submarine in the Nimitz fleet at the time, however it didn’t detect anything under water. As for the Tic Tac being ours, it would be extremely stupid for the military to test our most absolute secret and advanced technology right in front of pilots doing training, as it would reveal the technology, and it would put it and the pilots in potential danger if there was a mid-air collision. Not to mention what the Tic Tac could do is so far superior to what we have that it’d be like engineers during the days of covered wagons secretly making a Tesla Model S Plaid. Not only would they have to keep the technology secret, they’d have to keep an entire branch of physics that would even allow such a thing to be made secret from mainstream physicists. So it doesn’t make sense being ours.
@@doomsdaybooty1072 Yeah we have scientists who go to the Amazon rainforest to study weird mushrooms, or bacteria that live in the ice in Antarctica. There’s not a single living thing on Earth that scientists haven’t been interested in studying, no matter how primitive it is, so why would aliens think any different? I mean if their goal is to study stuff just like we do, the Earth is the most interesting place in the solar system, and humans are the most complex thing in the solar system, so we should be a point of interest. The one thing I think that would deter aliens from wanting to make contact with us is they see us the same way we see a bald faced hornet’s nest, as based on how we make movies about killing aliens for entertainment, they probably think we’d attack them if they made contact.
One hypothesis: the aliens are dropping hints as to their capabilities with these shows of force as part of a good cop bad cop strategy. They're slowly dropping hints toward full disclosure because they'd prefer if we develop as organically as possible with minimal interference, which is one of their prime directives. But it doesn't supersede another of their prime directives, which is to not let us destroy ourselves or the biosphere. The fact that full disclosure is starting to happen at a trickle is either a hint that we aren't going to mature enough in time, or that we are near maturation. At which point we'll be welcomed into the galactic community with our own unique, mostly sequestered development. They have a giant Faraday Filter around our solar system.
Weird thing to add on that, my dad use to say that Earth is a doorway/petrol station/stop off. And he use to say that he doesn't belong here, that he came from space and that he's a "roaming spirit" and he predicted a civil/race war and many things that we're experiencing in the world right now. Whether you believe my dad was a crazy looney, or tapped into something higher... that was his take on the Earth if you agree with Earth being Space Tijuana.
-80,000 ft / 1 second = 15.15 miles / 1 sec (straight convert feet to miles) ; minutes- X60 = 909 miles / minute which is equivalent to 54,540 Miles Per Hour. No human could take that many G’s even if humans created that vehicle, and we didnt. Its not Russia’s they wouldn’t have had to steal our designs for the F-15 (Mig-29) among others, and its not China’s who has stolen a few different jet designs from us.
Joe, I appreciate you covering the UFO topic, but it is now time for a more serious conversation regarding this subject. Therefore, Lue Elizondo should be the next guest you have on JRE to discuss this topic. Lue is the former director of the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program (ATTIP), the once secretive Pentagon unit that studies UFOs. Thanks again for having individuals on the podcast to discuss the important topic of UFOs.
Love listening to Lue Elizondo. I find him to be one of the most credible voices on this subject matter. I really like that he is seriously reserved about conclusions to this phenomena as we dont yet have or understand the full scope of the data. Very smart man.
That guy will tell Joe all he wants to hear, meanwhile his program was so low tech and low quality that he didn't even know how Mick West explained the videos. All he will say is "It's real and I have more data that proves it! Sadly I cannot show you, because it is classified."
@Neutral sure but can you say anything more other than “insider gives away secrets” that’s not very intriguing as you may think. Especially to those already familiar with so called “secret knowledge”
I knew exactly what video he was talking about as soon as he said it which was funny, cuz I said to my sister "Why cant Jamie find that, I literally know exactly the video he's talking about, the dudes are in the thumbnail" And then he finally found it lol
@@youuuuuuuuuuu Mama told me, when I was young; she said "sit beside me, my only son, and listen closely to what I say. And if you do, it'll help you some sunny day, and be a Simple kind of man. Be something you love and understand. Baby, be a simple kind of man. Oh won't you do this for me son, if you can?
Joe Rogan is very fast to discredit stuff now a days. With no data or research he immediatly calls it off and says "well I have a suit, derp derp" If you look into the whole men in black thing, it dates back to the 50s, maybe even further back. One guy who had his son and his wife killed by spacecraft debris, took a piece and of the debris and sent it to a lab. Then the men in black visited him, threatened him even tho, he hadn't told anyone about the debris (metal). I think this was the first case. There are several cases, look into it and you'll understand what I mean.
I’ve probably heard Joe explain how quickly the tic tac dropped, at least over 100 times by now.
Yep
Its government made
@@calebjaymes9710 Yeah, right. The government has been making them since before man learned how to fly. LOL
@MasterOnion North I agree, however in at least a few cases it may have been misidentified terrestrial craft. This happened to my co-driver once. I was driving my truck in Nevada when I saw an F 117. My co-driver woke up and swore it was a UFO.
@MasterOnion North you think the pilots are in on every technological advancement that every branch of the government & military is capable of?
It is nice of Tim to go on these lesser known podcasts to help promote them
that's what true leaders do
@@tumelo4526 aweh Tumza! Huzet?
@@WhiteKeys007 Awe Bra Wittes! orait dankie, ka da?
Even tho I have Spotify premium, I very rarely watch JRE, it’s not the same. The comments were gold man
Ya I hear Spotify isn't hiring at the moment
Tim telling the Men in Black story was like my 4-year old telling me a story.
Too much 🍺 🚬 💉🍄💊
NAILED it!👍
K boomer
I love Tim. He has to be the funniest gay man on the planet. Just as willing to make fun of gays and trans and everything . Maybe a bit burnt out but a majority of people who listen to this podcast aren’t far off
Cringe
The fact that Joe can say “See if you can find the....UFO patents on new UFO technology....” and Jaime can find it in 25 seconds is insane
But struggled to find the Men In Black video hahaha
He knows if he doesn't listen to DaDavJoe Joe than he get discipline. Locked in cage no lights turned on...No Food ,& Water.
Ben Avery can do all that!
Call me crazy but I think he might be using that Google machine thing...
are you still on DIAL-Up internet? how long do you think a google search take?
thats not worth mentioning at all. but on the contrary, they took a ridiculous ammount of time to find a 10 y.o, very well known Men in Black video that took me less than 20 seconds to find (ive tried )
And also is really important to mention that neither this guest, Joe nor the crew know the actual existance of the real MIB nor the Russian documentary on it, wich is full of footage of this strange beings disguised as men.
Dillon woke up with the shit he slept with and headed straight to Joe for the interview!
@Shane Hurren 😂
That's not even a joke there -Tim s like this for real
That’s because like the wolf, Tim doesn’t concern himself with the opinion of sheep 🐑 , or it’s because he’s a lazy, hungover TX housewife.. either way he’s hilarious.
He slept on the couch and flopped off when he woke…
@Shane Hurren Wtf did I just read...?
'Earth is the Tijuana of outer space and nobody is trying to save Tijuana' 😂😂😂💯
@@carbonstar9091 people don't care as long as it ain't in their backyard
@@carbonstar9091 When we deport people we drop them in Tijuana. So people who may have emigrated all the way from Guatemala. Maybe they live here for several years and make money. Then they get caught or go to prison. After they serve time, they get dropped in Tijuana. Thousands of miles from anyone they could know.
I mean TJ is pretty much exactly what we used it for though.
@@jerickodoggo9595 omg...thats terrible. They probably do that on purpose as a final fuck you....thats sad
Good observation
"Earth is the Tijuana of outer space."
I wish I could have used this for my graduation quote.
Tj
It's hilarious that every time Joe says it went from so n so feet to so feet, he has not only been wrong everytime, he has had a different answer every time. It's funny
Joes the civilian think why he’s so relatable
He's correct, except for the time taken, its quicker than he said, at 0.78 seconds. So even more impressive ;)
Yup I’ve noticed that too lol.. one minute he says 60000 ft and now he said 80000
U can tell by how he saying it it's a something like that amount
When aliens pass by earth, they lock the doors.
classic
👍👍👍👍👍
Very original. You should write a book of original jokes. I'm sure everyone would buy it.
“Roll em up, Roll em up.” - Clark Griswald
@@lj7169 yawn. Bore off you dad
The amount of confidence [people have] in Jamie being able to locate things online is off the charts!
I mean it’s not that hard. I can find the same video faster.
@@DavidKirklandJr yet you aren’t young Jamie
confidence? explain?
personally, he just seems competent.
but please explain!
@@IAmMorts I made an edit. Idk if that'll resolve or cease the explanation you seek though.
Jamie, meaning of life: go.
Amazing how more relaxed Tim is on Rogan these days. Used to be very loud and hyped, he’s found his groove
I think.it was China
I don't know who Tim is, never heard of him. But he doesn't add much to the conversation here.
@@dogh8356 way to judge someone on a 10 minute clip👏
Joe- “there’s a lot of guys that work at ups that are idiots.”
Me (whose literally driving a tractor trailer for ups right now in upstate New York)-
👁👄👁
Hey since you drive for ups, could you tell me what you guys are governed at. The problem is that in governed at 65 and can creep passed you guys, but then a lot of you seem to speed up to 66 or so. Are you like split governed or something and can only set the cruise at 64, but can floor it up to 66?
@@scottyj6226 here in Buffalo, N.Y our trucks are governed at 68mph but we do have a few new freightliners that are governed at 73mph. I’m not sure if other UPS hubs in different cities have different speed governors on their trucks but I do feel your pain.. also, we are usually very light, even loaded at 100% so maybe when hills come up that’s when you lose your speed to them? And there is ups and ups freight. Ups freight is an entirely different company than ups and use completely different equipment.
Eyes on the road man!
@@jbird976 lol I was taking my 30 minute break my dude. I haul a set of doubles so I have to be paying attention
Lol 😭😂
"Incredibly credible"
Joe is such a wordsmith
Lol #AverageJoe
I just came to the comments looking for this. Thanks.
Eminem is shaking in his boots
Cunning linguistics
He spittin
Tim is starting to look like a Texas Housewife.
@silvia dunch 😂 💁🏼♀️
Severely underrated comment 😂
@@wyattgoodale2403 fareal he straight up Karen from Round Rock mode.
OP and everyone that gave this a thumbs up obviously don't know about Texas women.. The stereotypical ones are tanned, busty, big haired, beauty queens.. Texas is known for having super attractive women.. A lot of hot Latinas too...
@@outlawgt3045 it’s a joke I used to live in Texas. It’s more of a “housewife” joke lol 🤦🏻♂️
That UPS Line Hit Home (while in my truck watching JRE clips on my lunch break) 😂
Gotta get Dan Ackroyd back on the show and ask him about the men in black.
Dan Ackroyd died dude
@@shitsngiggles8371 wtf when? aint nothing on the internet about him being dead.
Spotify needs a comment section!
Big time
th-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/w-d-xo.html😍
th-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/w-d-xo.html🤣
@@marccelin9627 guys like you are the reason Spotify doesn't actually need a comment section. I just changed my mind. 🤣
@@matijatatomirovic3351 hahaha
Whenever I see a JRE title that includes UFO’s or Chimpanzees... I’m clicking that shit!!
Mushrooms/DMT too
Stop smoking so much weed Scott
they know that :) so what u get is :) what normal people flush
@@mr.Swartz nah
Archangel's Advocate I’m smoking my morning Anti COVID blunt
“Pentagon doesn’t know what they are.”
Government- 😃 gotta love plausible deniability.
Im from south germany, saw the light orbs for the first time yesterday, one flew away wit that speed, the other one was movin around slower
Joe Rogan, Tim Dillon, and UFOs.. *chef’s kiss*
Kreme de la kreme!
🙄🙄
No, literally tho
Forgot Tom Delonge 😆
He said chef's kiss haha
Joe Rogan and UFO’s, perfect
It’s UAP’s, thank you.
😂
th-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/w-d-xo.html🤣🤣
@@lakeslusher6586 what’s the difference lol
like water and wetness
Honestly they are out there, I'm not a crazy person, I'm just another working class man etc and I have seen exactly what you are talking about, I have honestly seen a mother ship( only way I can explain it) that was the most mind blowing thing I have ever seen....... it's unreal seeing these thing's,and ONE thing I have noticed is that these thing's are always around our mountain....
That last picture of the MIB was from the TV Show fringe
Aliens: *lands on earth* “hello earthlings” they say
Humans: ……
Aliens: Are you not surprised?
Humans: Man, we’ve been going though a lot lately.
"c'mon man"
So close
Just give 10% to the big guy when you leave...
Biden starts sniffing alien heads.
Griffin Aliens lock the doors to their ship as they pass by earth xD
Any rigid, metallic object that can move 80,000 feet in one second doesn't need nukes to give us a bad day.
Quite apart from any hardware inside able to operate at acceration as brutal as this
The thing is...it's not moving. It's moving the space around it. Legit the only rational option. It has something that distorts space-time around it.
@@shadowhunter6391 Exactly. At least that's how Bob Lazar describes it
@@shadowhunter6391 you know though if Computation theory, or simulation theory is true then there's nothing that dictates that another dimension "has" to obey our laws in their own dimension. Or wherever they are. If they were in their dimension and used their vessel to be able to jump from ours to there's then that could be a possibility.
Imagine when a fish jumps out of water, but under the water time stops, but the fish is still above the water in normal time. When the fish lands back in the water time starts again. So the fish can leave one spot, jump to another spot X distance away, land and start time again.
It's not even 80k feet per second. A second is just that particular radar antenna turn period. So right now it's 80k feet high, and next time we look for it, which is in a second, it's down at sea level. It might have went there instantly, like teleported or something. Or went with a speed much greater than 80000 fps, and we wouldn't know. This is not close to even the theoretical realm of our possibilities for the foreseeable future.
I heard this story now in the last 3728 episodes of JRE I listened to... "In..a.. SECOND!"
7:40 "to me that proves it" lol
Aliens are only scouting Earth to invade us but after one look, said “Pass.”
What did you say about my mama?
@@Mixamaka oh shit I know you didn’t just bring mama into this
@@Mixamaka She's always ready to go. Good woman your mama.
Let's get off mama's, I just got off yours...lol
“Looks like one of those shit hole planets” *Keeps flying past*
Wow Tim explaining the men in black video was incredible. “Idk it was two weird dudes lthst like came to shut something down idk, something happened idk but 2 weird dudes came and idk”. With that description it’s baffling that Jamie couldn’t find that video.
All he has to type in is real men in black lol
Worst things is I instantly knew which video he is talking about, Tim is lurking a lot on 4chan it seems 🙈
It was just funny how he was explaining the video. If nobody knew of the video he was talking about there would be no way in hell they could find it based on the description he gave.
Worst description ever
It’s like he was trying to describe the video without even watching it himself 🤣
Yup, I agree with Joe's theory....The TicTacs are one of ours. They've developed the technology so perfectly that safety is not compromised and made their presence among the Commander Fravor's fleet without jeopardizing any lives.
Very unlikely, we see those objects since at least WW2.
'Developed the technology so perfectly...' ah that solves everything then lol. What a cop out answer.
Problem is, they've been since for 100s of years ;)
@@CallOfEuropeanSpirit Great then! It actually would even make me feel better if what I said here gets debunked and that the truth is that they really are of alien origin, because this has been what I believed since grade school.
I love it Joe “ Earth is is like the Tijuana of the Universe”…. That’s great, I learn something new every day! LMAO 😂
Ok JRE you win. I'll go to Spotify now.
He won me over a while ago, Spotify is actually pretty good.
I fully switched.
@@icecoldchilipreppers nah they have pretty bad audio quality compared to apple music
@@staycozy47 comparing apples to nectarines
@great day gtfo
th-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/w-d-xo.html..m
Oh the nostalgia, Joe Rogan talking about Aliens. How i wish we could go back to the good ol' days with Joe on TH-cam and all of us engaging with each other in the comment sections.
Just like you’re doing exactly now? Fucking moaning about high quality FREE content. If you don’t like it jog on. Same fucks moshing about the change in sets
@@deanmilwainoly3966 agreed
It's great on Spotify fuck the comments that's what these clips are for
Anyone else miss that Wolfsucka song that used to come on at the end of the podcast?
@Atlantis Rising it sucks. The change in the way Joe approaches controversial topics is way too obvious. You can tell his new bosses at spotify are tightening his leash
Joe owes Tom Delonge a "Dude you were not lying".
I think the best theory is that these are interdimensional beings. Which in part helps to explain how quickly these crafts appear and disappear as a 3D object traveling through 2D would seem to appear/disappear as it traveled through space. 11 dimensions have been theorized and a fourth is almost certain.
Listening to Tim trying to describe the Men In Black incident was bizarre and painful in equal measure. 'There was like a thing, something happened, they went in then came out, don't think anything happened though, I'm sure Jamie can find it...' umm what?
I knew what he was talking about instantly though lol
"There was like....these two guys.... and they went into this hotel after something happened.... and then....there was like...these two guys..."
Exactly what I was thinking
I havent seen it can someone link it
So it's a video showing 2 guys wearing suits?
Tim just needs mustard on his shirt!
Edit: it's OK, everyone is allowed to have a bad day at the lawndry room.
😂😂😂
Homeless mustard?
Lmaaoo
That's fucking hilarious
i can only imagine that tick tack ufo was like a 3d laser pointer for aliens
and we're just dogs and cats trying to chase something that we dont understand
Is Richard making an alien gesture on Joe's short?!! Awesome.
The government acts like they cant identify a distraction.
Conform!
What they are distracting from ?
@@TheKing-qu8cm Crimes against humanity
😂
The government IS a distraction
“ Earth is the Tijuana of outer space” dead
It really is, some podunk mudball in the rural burbs of the Galaxy. Squabbling over made up money & trying to manifest destiny. Humans need to be put in check.
You sexy!
@@joshuaprouty8139 thanks! Lol
@@ubercoo boy ain’t that the truth! And then some..
@@joshuaprouty8139 Smooth XD
the interesting part of the whole nimitz encounter that no one talks about much except for the few people who worked on the princeton, is that they had underwater targets being tracked aswell. similar to the air targets that had no transponder and seemed to have ways to be undetected, but there passive systems were picking up objects and they sent everyone back to quarters except for the few necessary people they needed to use the radar equipment. they all signed NDA's so its hard to get much information, I believe one tried to speak out as was charged, so now the others won't say anything, except off the record to other military personnel they trust. all that said, i think what happened on those missions was American tech. I think theres a good chance the tech was informed by UFO technology, but, the way the object went to their objective point after leaving them in the dust, really signifies to me that it was us. Its the kind of thing we would find creepy and scary, but is just a show of force, because they would know the cap point is being watched, they would know it'd be easy to calculate the speed it can travel, and shows china 'look what we got, you better calm down'. if it was alien, whats the point of doing that, and also even if they could easily hack the uss princeton and find the mission data, i find it difficult to believe they'd be able to so quickly figure out where exactly they were going next.
I also think it was american because of the 'swarms' they saw on radar. US military holds patents for radar 'jamming' technology they would show swarms of fake targets
Well, obviously we can't say for sure, but the UAPs being American doesn't really add up for me. It's extremely dangerous, risking real engagement and human lives. Also, people often make these arguments: why would aliens do this, it makes no sense... I've heard so many skeptics and scientists make various versions of this argument. The truth is we have absolutely no grounds to speculate on the motivations of other beings that didn't evolve on earth, if they exist. We can assume that their motivations are similar to ours, but it's a pretty huge assumption.
That being said, who fucking knows lol. But whether it's secret American tech or interdimensional space cowboys, it's still the story of the century, because either way someone is playing with gravity bending technology, and that has incredible implications
According to Commander Fravor, no one involved in the Nimitz Encounters was forced to sign NDA’s about what they saw. Also, Christopher Melon, one of the head guys at AATIP, said there was a submarine in the Nimitz fleet at the time, however it didn’t detect anything under water.
As for the Tic Tac being ours, it would be extremely stupid for the military to test our most absolute secret and advanced technology right in front of pilots doing training, as it would reveal the technology, and it would put it and the pilots in potential danger if there was a mid-air collision. Not to mention what the Tic Tac could do is so far superior to what we have that it’d be like engineers during the days of covered wagons secretly making a Tesla Model S Plaid. Not only would they have to keep the technology secret, they’d have to keep an entire branch of physics that would even allow such a thing to be made secret from mainstream physicists. So it doesn’t make sense being ours.
@@doomsdaybooty1072 Yeah we have scientists who go to the Amazon rainforest to study weird mushrooms, or bacteria that live in the ice in Antarctica. There’s not a single living thing on Earth that scientists haven’t been interested in studying, no matter how primitive it is, so why would aliens think any different? I mean if their goal is to study stuff just like we do, the Earth is the most interesting place in the solar system, and humans are the most complex thing in the solar system, so we should be a point of interest. The one thing I think that would deter aliens from wanting to make contact with us is they see us the same way we see a bald faced hornet’s nest, as based on how we make movies about killing aliens for entertainment, they probably think we’d attack them if they made contact.
@@falkenlaser ya frankly it'd be surprising it they didn't study us
One hypothesis: the aliens are dropping hints as to their capabilities with these shows of force as part of a good cop bad cop strategy. They're slowly dropping hints toward full disclosure because they'd prefer if we develop as organically as possible with minimal interference, which is one of their prime directives. But it doesn't supersede another of their prime directives, which is to not let us destroy ourselves or the biosphere. The fact that full disclosure is starting to happen at a trickle is either a hint that we aren't going to mature enough in time, or that we are near maturation. At which point we'll be welcomed into the galactic community with our own unique, mostly sequestered development. They have a giant Faraday Filter around our solar system.
When is Joe going to do a podcast on the Black Eye Club?
I know joe shined his head for this
No he paid someone to do it lol
@@pnut3844able they did it a good job too
Its all natural
Ryobi has a deal right now for the JRbuffer, you get two batteries plus wax.
Youre not gonna want to miss this one folks
It's a real knife fight out here
Thats life in the big city
if there was some secret MIB... hard to believe that at least one whistleblower wouldn't come forward to confess...
When you type JRE aliens and you come here 👽😂
Two guys in suits in a lobby "THAT PROVES IT TO ME!"
"Earth is the Tijuana of Outer Space." I have nothing to add to that perfectly constructed sentence.
Bro this cracked me up 😂 love it! I love Tijuana and earth 🌍✌🏽
@@erickt9415 What makes it great is Joe was fucking stoned and drunk when he said it, and it was so 'spot on' and true. Hilarious!
Weird thing to add on that, my dad use to say that Earth is a doorway/petrol station/stop off.
And he use to say that he doesn't belong here, that he came from space and that he's a "roaming spirit" and he predicted a civil/race war and many things that we're experiencing in the world right now.
Whether you believe my dad was a crazy looney, or tapped into something higher... that was his take on the Earth if you agree with Earth being Space Tijuana.
@@robstrickenfeary I know exactly how your dad felt. I wonder if he's 'passed' by a few times and just shook his head muttering 'told you so'.
@@Liquid_Alchemy Yes no doubt 😂
Because i myself didn't believe him on most stuff but now quite the opposite.
-80,000 ft / 1 second = 15.15 miles / 1 sec (straight convert feet to miles) ; minutes- X60 = 909 miles / minute which is equivalent to 54,540 Miles Per Hour. No human could take that many G’s even if humans created that vehicle, and we didnt. Its not Russia’s they wouldn’t have had to steal our designs for the F-15 (Mig-29) among others, and its not China’s who has stolen a few different jet designs from us.
"Incredibly credible" is the absolute best. I'm gonna use it every day.
I'm very disappointed that Tim isn't wearing sunglasses.
Look up
Elon Musk meets Post Malone
👽 😂
It's rude and arrogant to wear sunglasses indoors.
@KLEOS who asked for your conspiracy 3page rant? Nobody.
Jen fr
im dissapointed he's still alive in Austin. "satire" x
Tim Dillon is genuinely my favourite guest, he's like Chris Farley if he was the host infowars
Tim is what Chris Farley would have been after rehab.
@@OffensivePlayer316 if your a boomer..
Well said OP
Comparing tim to chris is like comparing Jordan to sue bird
I want to live in this timeline so bad.
I've seen one do it. It's more like instantaneous speed. Damn near teleportation!
That image of the four men in black was from the show Fringe. Great show actually
Joe, I appreciate you covering the UFO topic, but it is now time for a more serious conversation regarding this subject. Therefore, Lue Elizondo should be the next guest you have on JRE to discuss this topic. Lue is the former director of the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program (ATTIP), the once secretive Pentagon unit that studies UFOs. Thanks again for having individuals on the podcast to discuss the important topic of UFOs.
Love listening to Lue Elizondo. I find him to be one of the most credible voices on this subject matter. I really like that he is seriously reserved about conclusions to this phenomena as we dont yet have or understand the full scope of the data. Very smart man.
That guy will tell Joe all he wants to hear, meanwhile his program was so low tech and low quality that he didn't even know how Mick West explained the videos.
All he will say is "It's real and I have more data that proves it! Sadly I cannot show you, because it is classified."
That guy is a cia disinformation agent.
What about Steven Greer?
@@melanieforyou
He's an even bigger shill than elizondo
Tim: nobody cares about UFOs
Joe: I AM the UFO
Search:
Neil deGrasse Tyson meets Post Malone
It’s hilarious! 👽 👽
bro that tic tac drop height changes each time he says it
I need that sound effect 1 more time Joe.
Tim Dillon is like Alex Jones' rich yuppie stepson
Tru
@Neutral omg go away with your disinfo
@Neutral dude you are so annoying, you have been copy/pasting this comment here for months now
@Neutral sure but can you say anything more other than “insider gives away secrets” that’s not very intriguing as you may think. Especially to those already familiar with so called “secret knowledge”
And g@y
Joe, next GTA game should have your podcast part of it, lol
... his actually in gta... our secrets out. Bye 👋
Imagine 😭
Can’t wait for the next gta game to come out in 2042.
love ur channel ur awesome x
I missed these clips
I just love when other guests try to tell jamie what to do LOL
Tim saying “That Proves it to me,” is the most trolling thing he could do.
That was actually footage from The Matrix
And it went right over Joes head
@@nickmorgan5388 because he's vertically challenged.
@@jewfinigan863 what was?
“It’s on TH-cam or something, Jamie can find it”. Lol
Two times the speed is the only way to listen to a podcast. 2.0!
Tim is the only guest I’ll open Spotify and watch the podcast for
Spotify is actually a good service considering the access to music. Fuck shill Rogan. Spotify is dec
Then you’re missing a lot lol
Quentin made me open it up.
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@@adamdg1098 you’re gay
Tim gives as many F’s about UFO’s as physical fitness.
Lmao!
lol! fuck ufos!
@CT is infant grade content now I’ve actually seen one. Just commenting on Tim.
@CT is infant grade content now haha sure kid
@@madisonbumgarner6692 Me 2 😬
You got to use a Newtonian overlay and a Mosician overlay
"earth is the tj of space" 😭😂
Timmy D telling us how it is. It's just life in the big city
Yeah
@@timd240 wow
It's a real knife fight out there
😂😂 “he never even lived in a city” great throwback
Tim: There's this guy that said he saw an alien with extra terresticals or some damn thing.
LOL
That joke was done in the 90's 😬
Men In Black is referenced in Cosmic Trigger Vol. 1 that was written in the 70s
"at least there is more content online we can sink our teeth into" had me rolling
Joe, “it went from 69,420 ft to 1 ft in a second” Rogan
Lmao i’ve lost count how many times i’ve heard Joe say “have you heard the commander david fravor story?”
At 5:00 that's the worst recall of any story in the history of remembering.
It numbed my mind, what a whiff
@@jefflabbecomedy I kept thinking he was going to recover, but he only made it worse
I knew exactly what video he was talking about as soon as he said it which was funny, cuz I said to my sister "Why cant Jamie find that, I literally know exactly the video he's talking about, the dudes are in the thumbnail"
And then he finally found it lol
"They walked in and then left" yeah, that's kinda what you do at a hotel😂
Aliens: *taunts military personnel by breaking the laws of physics*
People: China.
The human race: the intergalactic donkey show
"everything going great during the Obama administration?????""" Lol
Relative to Trump he was amazing. But that’s not saying much.
@@shiftgood Obama was great at arranging chairs, while Trump was a master at hitting icebergs.
@wevkesto hahahahahaha good one. Needed a good laugh today.
Think he meant in general it was a much more benign and boring time. Didn't have a pandemic or China threatening WW3 or all the civil unrest, etc..
9th round Timmy, congratulations to you and your father Joe Rogan.
th-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/w-d-xo.html..
@KLEOS lol.... why are you liking your own copy paste comment from the same profiles? would you chance a debate? you seem....... EDUCATED lol
This is a conversation that would happen if Idiocracy were real, and these two, are the smartest men on the planet.
Tim looks so good here. He's so quick with his lines. I love him. Fucking hilarious
"jamie can find it"
jamie: you're not my supervisor
Checkout
Elon Musk meets Post Malone
It’s hilarious! 😂 😆
jamie: U TALKIN TO ME ?
@@unclephillymya Joe: Jamie!
Tim Tunt.
Tim Dillion looks like a Homeless College Student.
He looks like the CEO of a Fake Business to me.
Haha
@@talkingmudcrab718 stole my words right there LOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
People are jealous of his one trick that changed the world…
the pic of the four men is from the tv show THE FRINGE last season.
8:52 Those are "Observers" from the series "Fringe".
Episodes like this ALMOST make me download Spotify, even if just for a few hours...I said almost...
Why not? Spotify is fucking great!
Same. Almost but.. nah!
Spotify IS FREE and download takes ONE FUCKING SECOND.
I can't get the video version..just audio
@@waxseawan - it's not free. Your device is used to relay content so you end up paying in upload bandwidth.
Let me just go on the record again and say I love the background of this set and how it captures the vibes of the old set.
I love the red curtain but the neon sign behind Joe is kind of cheesy
MIB should dress as Aliens, best ever disguise.
Military: We have no idea what this is.
Public: I bet it's military.
Military: ...
If an Alien visits earth, I want it to be on the JRE podcast...
Joe: “Do you guys have DMT flavoured Elk meat in your planet?”
Alien: “WTF”
Yes, because aliens are gonna do a celeb press tour and do interviews.... 🧐
Imagine
😂
th-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/w-d-xo.html...
I'm a simple man, I see a video with Joe Rogan and UFO in the title, I click on it
You’re definitely a simple man, but your lack of originality is what gives that away, not whatever bullshit you say after calling yourself simple.
@@youuuuuuuuuuu Mama told me, when I was young; she said "sit beside me, my only son, and listen closely to what I say. And if you do, it'll help you some sunny day, and be a Simple kind of man. Be something you love and understand. Baby, be a simple kind of man. Oh won't you do this for me son, if you can?
I remember seeing that video of the men in black walking in the hotel
Man there chemistry together is the best!
"Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth."
-Monty Python
Ironically LIFE OF BRIAN contains a very unique UFO/ALIEN ABDUCTION scene with incredible detail. Makes you think 🤔🤣
Joe Rogan is very fast to discredit stuff now a days.
With no data or research he immediatly calls it off and says "well I have a suit, derp derp"
If you look into the whole men in black thing, it dates back to the 50s, maybe even further back.
One guy who had his son and his wife killed by spacecraft debris, took a piece and of the debris and sent it to a lab.
Then the men in black visited him, threatened him even tho, he hadn't told anyone about the debris (metal).
I think this was the first case.
There are several cases, look into it and you'll understand what I mean.
@@davidzellers3736 ironically the galaxy song is from meaning of life. Not from Life of Brian
Tim “Jamie you can find it easily” Dillon. that was the worst description of a video helping Jamie to find it I’ve ever heard lol
I almost had to change the video but thankfully it ended. It was awful.
who the f is this guy in a t shirt ordering him around
J Tan obviously your not cultured in the art of comedy
@@tacticalcloud642 look out we got a comedic badass here who can't spell
@@Wyzzkyd its only the fourth time the guy has been on
You were literally right up to the video your mate was talking about
I have seen many Ufo in the Netherlands and tried filming them as well but you could barely see them because they were as high as we can see stars.