Taylor Tomlinson Stand-Up
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ก.ย. 2024
- Comedian Taylor Tomlinson returns to The Tonight Show with jokes about breaking off her engagement and getting pulled over for drunk driving while sober.
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This girl is so on point with her control of the jokes and her tangents are spot on!!
"on point with her control of the jokes" ?? "her tangents are spot on" ???
How come these days, in the comment section of every new coming comedian, you'll find some critic, some "amateur joke enthusiast" that enjoys breaking down the jokes like it needs some Shakespearian level of analyzing?
@@user-ff5yt5dy2h calm the fuck down theyre just complimenting her. Do something better to do
@@user-ff5yt5dy2h the words "control" and "tangent" are Shakespearean to you??
Whatss tangent hahaha attempted searching but it showed me the math tangent
DM me your dealer's number because none of this stuff was original or funny, we called this unattractive girl whining in high school 20 years ago...
this audience did NOT gas her up as much as she DESERVES
I agree.
I mean, they're roaring with laughter at all her jokes. What more could they have done?!
Those late show audiences are TINY.
Grace Morgan you are right
RIGHT?! The crowd was not good
"The ring kept getting caught on ... my freedom."
So true.
And sweaters too
@@antonettprado412 I didn't get that.
ah, yes the classic being afraid of commitment to one person
You're either a very immature young lady or a very immature old lady. Sorry, there's no inbetween for that statement.
@@user-ff5yt5dy2h Twist: I'm a guy.
"I've been drinking since noon, make me laugh" What being a comedian must be like half the time lmao
Nick Arrington 😂🤣🔝
Somebody got the joke! And we're all very proud of you! Yes we are! Yes we are, Nicky-boo-boo!
@@jonathandorozowsky4005 cool bro
That shit had me dying!
@@jonathandorozowsky4005 u 100% liked your own comment cuz that was cringe
...lady lizard brain says, “Level Complete”. lol
...Lady Lizard Brain says, “Level complete.” LOL.
Fixed your comment.
Comparable to the T-shirts with the words "Game Over" along with the game controller.
@@psychic3527 Level Completed*
she is right...😂😂😂
I’m on level/marriage #3. I must be an expert player then. 🙋♀️
So nice to see Taylor once again obliterating the stage with absolute control and confidence. She's intimidatingly excellent.
A few punch lines and she'll be the total package
I think this felt a little forced or awkward... If anyone reading this thinks the same, watch more of her stuff. This might be one of the worst, she's WAY better than this clip. Maybe it was because the audience feedback wasn't picked up by the mics? Or maybe I've seen these same jokes of hers told way better in other videos?
I kind of hate to have seen this video because she's way better. Maybe because it was on Jimmy Fallon? And that guy is as unfunny as they come? And he kills her cool vibe?
@@charliebrownatemybro I kinda get what you are trying to put across. Even I felt like her natural vibe was missing
1.7k likes and only two positive commens so many years later. And they say AI is strong nowadays... come on Alphabet, do you really think we are ALL high at all times?
@@playswithblades I mean, with weed being (mostly) legal, it might be an educated guess.
She's witty, funny and not gross for no reason. I love her.
Right not a single boring cliche mention of her vagina or dirty underwear.
Jonathan Xavier that’s not cliche, that’s Amy Schumer.
@@esobelisk3110 LMAO
She has a level of underlying self-respect and confidence that many young female comedians seem to be lacking a bit
@@esobelisk3110 you know, it *is* possible to like one person *without* tearing another one down. Just saying.
The "ex-fiancahh" joke deserved uproarious laughter, I'm fully bitter
no it didn't
maybe from women...
Indeed. But well. Nerd crowds are rare even outside o corona season. We tend to rule the web, though.
+1 I died
That was my favorite part!
Why is nobody talking about how awesome her suit is?
@ Pricilla : AND how she looks Awesome in it !
Because she's a comedian and it'd be great to talk about her work instead of what she wears as a priority but ok.
Yeah she could rule Germany in this suit..
Because the focus is supposed to be on her comedy..
btw she said later she regretted wearing this ( I think it was on Whitney Cummings’ podcast)
"...they just have you sigh into a harmonica..." That's just great
This joke deserved so much more laughter.
Not her joke . Heard it before, but can’t say who said it. Great delivery tho!
@@alextheextreme I'd consider waiting to verify my info before accusing someone of joke theft
This is hilarious because this is how sad I am driving around trying to find a purpose
Yeah I had to pause and hold on to my chair for that one.
0:40 the fact that people didn’t get the Harry Potter Jokes proofs that they are a lot of old people in that show
Or very young. Tbh Harry Potters been a while.
The old people should have gotten it😉
Anna Maguire you’re not old in your 20s 🤦😑
The leviosa joke got just as much laughs as the line before that called ex-fiancé a spell. Do you honestly think that people in the audience don’t know that the world wide phenomenon “Harry Potter” is? Or is it more likely that the way she timed those jokes out didn’t work out in her favor?
Anthony Caraballo Nah I think they really just weren’t as familiar with Harry Potter or didn’t enjoy the joke itself
This girl is seriously the funniest comedian I’ve seen in years! I wish her all the luck in the world, we need more of her!
Taylor Tomlinson is so good, that audiences actually let her down.
I agree
It’s tonight show and Fallon blows
Let me know when she tells a joke and I'll remember to laugh.
I think they are used to Jimmy Fallon filling in for them.
nah, the set is boring
This girl's trying to get me arrested. "Sad driving test" my license would've BEEN suspended
I'm disappointed she doesn't have more specials..trust me I've been searching..thats why I'm here.
and I'm just on here looking for you, girl
I've got good news for you
Just watched her tell the same joke (opener) more recently, and her delivery has improved so much since this performance! I love her stand up!
"Oh you think you're happy, scarecrow? Better wait till the wizard gives you some brains. I've been drinking since noon. Make me laugh."
🤣🤣 Can't handle it!
Man that audience let her down. Shes hilarious!
Crowd sucked. She’s funny.
She was hitting too close to home. Plus the audience had to think to get the jokes...... which means lag time between punchline and laughter.
Nah she’s actually not funny
I think they were being very generous with the laughs
No , she just was not funny at all . She was lucky that the tonight show has laughter and applause signs that light up.
@@brutus4013 aww brutus, reminds me of a dog.
she killed it and the audience missed 80% of the jokes
No they didn’t . There were no jokes to be found. They were generous and at least laughed and applauded when prompted.
@@brutus4013 dude who hurt you
@@lizsmith7374 She certainly did with her total lack of humour while professing to be a standup comedian . Standing yes , Comedian , no .
@@brutus4013 dude you need love in your life
@@apseudonymGot love and lots of laughs in my life , dude. Maybe it’s you that has issues if you think she’s the greatest thing since sliced bread . 🖖🏽
Gotta love how Jimmy walked in and just... repeated one of her jokes. You know! Like those comments on youtube nobody likes! What a guy
Lol that was so incredibly awkward lol
It's a huge honour. Letterman would do it to guys like Brian Regan and he'd mention how that was one of his greatest moments of his career. Not just to be asked to guest spot on the show but to find out the host was not only listening (truthfully, not all hosts care about all their guests), but to show it by highlighting a line they were particularly tickled by.
@@meowza no longer seems awkward 😁
He could have been antagonizing her, because it’s a recycled joke, I heard her use it on her Netflix special.
@@makenziecompise3056 Comedians do that all the time lol. Like they say the same punchline and then make the best version of it on their actual stand-up, the others are like test drives
She needs to be wayyy more famous than she is now; best up-and-coming comic, no contest. Incredible joke writing and delivery
“I’m a little sad, is there a sad driving test” very funny! Thx!
“I’m gonna make one of them bigger for, like, eight years.(crackling)” so real Iolllllll
Tough crowd! How did she not get waaaay more laughs than that? Killed it though girl good job!
She is brilliant she packs so much content in one line people dnt do that in their entire show...and never drags the references, u get it u get it she moves on... this girl is amazing...
Her Hermione impression sounds like a spot on Russel Brand 🤣
Just watched her Netflix special. Girl is funny and wears it with so much confidence. Cant wait to see more of her
Her Netflix special is amazing! I had to rewatch the bit about stopping her wedding 3 times, because I was laughing so hard. She's brilliant!
I've met Taylor's work yesterday and I sincerely think she is the most talented stand up artist I've ever seen. For real.
Yeah her Netflix special is a definite recommend! I listened to it while jogging and was running and occasionally laughing like a madman
You would love “What goes up might come down”
She’s my favorite comedian Right now Hope she comes to Upstate NY soon! Would love to see her live
Marie she’s going to be at Albany funny bone apr 2 and 3
"I have been drinking since noon." I know this.
That was good. A good, polished set. She knows what she’s doing.
This one hurt a little too much after having an ex-fiance as of two weeks ago. Super accurate, haha.
Hope you're on to bigger and better things now 💕
@@TheKillahKyla thanks, random internet person! Been with someone that mutually cares for me for the past 6 months, great to know what good love feels like.
I watched her Netflix special. And it was THE BEST!!! Her delivery is just perfect! And the crowd was amazing!
This crowd sucked and before anyone said, "they laughed a lot" or "it's corona season" it wasn't until a week after this big events were shutting down and businesses didn't start shutting down a couple of weeks later. So this is a "normal" Jimmy Fallon crowd that think "breaking character" in a comedy sketch is the funniest form of comedy.
It's corona season
@@kritav1111 just couldn't help it, could ya? 😜
Nah the crowd didn't suck. Taylor is great, but this wasn't her best performance by any stretch :-)
Looooved her netflix special. Hope she gets more
The pacing of the jokes in the netflix special is so much better. Such a good comedian. Cheers.
She only had a couple of minutes to plow through things. What I've always liked about her jokes is that she packs them in, one after the other, but without seeming rushed, whereas other comedians often drag things out or repeat themselves (Chris Rock is notorious for saying everything 3 or 4 times) to fill in for lack of material.
Taylor Tomlinson is seriously one of my favorite comedians. Her delivery her timing her jokes I end up crying laughing every time I listen to her. A+
"No officer...that was my best."
Does cute dismount and presentation.
"Sigh into a Harmonica" is soooooo good. It's an old soul joke, but it hits perfect.
I don't care what anybody else thinks or says, Taylor is true comedy genius. She makes me laugh.
"So they can say 'i do'...to EVERYONE"😂😂😂😂 THAT ONE SENTENCE IS INSANITY 😂
"No officer, THAT...was my best" MURDERED ME😂
Her timing and tone is so on point!
Ikr!
She's one of my top favorite comedians! I really can't wait for her next special though since I've already watched the two on Netflix.
"I'll make one of them bigger for, like, 8 yrs". "When your breasts are finished growing long before your brain is". Taylor is a realistic, yet blunt, and down-to-earth comic. Has fun with everyone. Yet doesn't really ravage her peers as she does herself. Very entertaining !
Damn that red suit is incredible.
Her 'God impression' reminds me of Kelso from that 70s show
I definitely saw that too lol
I like her idea of a four dimensional wedding. Saying “I do” to every version of your spouse on the timeline
She's so good, I really love all her material. And even here under TV constraints she rocks soo much
5:05 "sigh into a harmoinca and if it's on pitch....'get out of the car Johnny Cash!'" is probably the funniest and sad but true description of depression ever. Her jokes and delivery in all her sets are so good. My favorite is still the pep talk she gives her not-crying husband-to-be. The cupping of the chin is one of the best stand up gestures ever.
th-cam.com/video/1_yZHp9xiTo/w-d-xo.html 1:58 (in the link video)
Her audiences are always slightly more dry than they should be
She's just as dry.
Taylor is the funniest comic I've seen in decades. Genius!
You need more content. I just can't get enough of you. The best comedian I've ever seen
I kind of want to just give her a hug and tell her how wonderful and funny she is.
Lol I think she knows ! At least I hope so.
"Am I better than everybody else? " Yes, Taylor, you are; so much better... 😏
The vegan joke made me cry I laughed so hard 😂
I watched it twice. Hilarious stuff. by the end of the second time, though, I felt like taking care of her and telling her it'll be all right lol
"I've been drinking since noon, make me laugh"
I'm sitting here thinking Isn't the brain fully developed at 25 ?
Yes 25 is the magical number
I thought it was 23.. lol I remember freaking out about that
i tought 21
It's 25.. google it kids
Way more likely that like every other facet of human development, it varies a bit from person to person.
AAAHHHH IM SO GLAD SHE FINALLY GOT A NETFLIX SPECIAL!! Been waiting for this for like 2 years yayayay
I saw her live like 4 years ago opening for Tim Hawkins, I’m so happy she’s come so far!
thy lionheart
She opened for Tom Hawkins?! No way!!!
Yes. Definitely, yes! Every generation has its greats...this lady is a HIT!!!
Damn right!
If they start testing for sad driving, they need to test for angry driving too. The one for before the marriage, and the other for after.
*just discovered her today, instantly follows her on every social media platform i have and proceeds to watch all of her performances i have access to*
Mackenzie Jackson just discovered her today myself. Her comedy is full of wisdom lol
Same here. It's so rare to see a girl's comedy comment section be 99% positive. She's for sure going to blow up now. Get ready lady, life's about to change. She's been on talk shows so many times but nobody cared. A few days on Netflix and everyone's on her nuts. Netflix is unbelievably influential. It can turn you from a journeyman road comic to a rich celebrity almost overnight.
she is genuinely one of my favorite comedians
“No Officer, I’m not drunk, that- was my best.” 🤣💀
Beautifully dressed, covered, classy, witty and she’s going to have a very long prosperous career. Thank you for proving that woman in comedy does not have to be overly sexually dressed to be successful. LOVE IT!!!
what.... who...... what
Yeah I like that she has some edge but it’s not really explicit and disgusting. There’s still a certain reserve I find appropriate that she is managing
shes so good its insane, so many jokes in such little time
i love her comedy!! great!! gonna watch her latest Netflix special today!
5:24 *Did he just call her "Natalie" Tomlinson lol*
Omg he did!
No. He said Taylor.
This is so funny
*Cries myself to sleep
I feel validated now for having an irrational fear of being pulled over for drunk driving while sober
Have had that happen, several times
This is literally my favorite comedian and all I see is hate, wow.
Her special was uhhhh
You're obviously too secure in your manhood to understand why it's necessary to spend your free time being an insufferably misogynistic troll. Sad.
@@LXSeaV Um, are you responding to the original post? In that case, it seems like you may have misread it
You need therapy bro
Her NFLX special is amazing; glad I checked it out. Shes funny and her delivery is amazing and pleasant to listen to.
Ive never heard of her till just now. But she is helarious!
Wait ... when is god ever going to finish the male brain? :)
Reminds me of one of my favorite one-liners ever: Man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one of them at a time.
@@ddebenedictis Robin Williams!
@@travissobeck4939 oh thanks, I had forgotten where I heard it, probably a couple decades ago
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@@ShelbyTaylorExists sweet I only have a few more months and mine will be done!
SAD DRIVING TEST LMAOO
She is the funniest female comedian! No other female comedian has made me laugh the way she does
Yes she is!
She's one of the funniest PEOPLE out there. Not just women.
Her material is truly original.
If you don’t like her delivery on this clip watch her special..... cus her jokes are good but this wasn’t as good as her special
Taylor's comedy is my fav--- love her Netflix show!
I’ve been like binging her on TH-cam. She’s hilarious! 😂
She is the nicest person. I saw her live and met her afterwards she is so sweet.
“every crappy version of you” i’m in tears this is hilarious
One of the better comediennes around!
Fun fact: the woman who heckled her at her previous show was actually incorrect! Your brain finishes developing around age 25, sometimes age 26!
I would never lie or cheat on u!!! Your personality is exactly what I want in life!!!!
Really love her shows, hope she works more on her content n get more exposure
Going from Tomlinson to Fallon almost gave me the comedy bends.
“It kept getting caught on things, like my sweater and my freedom.”
I like the combo of intellectual cultural verbal and physical humor.
I'm a high functioning alcoholic, and I can tell you La Quinta inn, not a place to start exploring that aspect of your self sweetie.
What is up with that place? This is the second joke I've heard about it
She's not exploring it. That was the whole point of the joke.
@@CarissaConti And apparently mine went right over your head.🙄
@@70Slinger Yeah...I wouldn't get involved in comedy anytime soon if I were you. Just stick to watching the pros who know what they're doing.
@@CarissaConti wow, I don't know you at all and you don't know me but you come off like a real bitch. I'm sure your life if full of happiness. Kick any puppies today?
The prefrontal cortex stops developing at 25. I only found this comedian last night and I am obsessed lol.
Just knew her from Netflix! LOVE HER!!! Waiting for more!!
Wow ..this was funny... And all the jokes were original ♥️♥️
Gorgeous, and hilarious. Taylor is the whole package
Late-Night sets are notorious difficult. She CRUSHED btw.
No officer that was my best
Very talented comedienne! She will be around for years!
Seen her many times and is always super funny plus equally adorable 😁🙌