"If you like being called a slut and a whore in bed, your parents loved you so much!" ...I didn't expect THIS to be what made me feel better after finding out my Mom died, but it's 100% true.
Eeeeeeh, they just dislike you for different reasons. I like being called a slut in bed, but if someone'd call me "bad girl" or raised their voice even a little, I'd cry.
I'd cry if I was called a slut too. Strangely, usually dirty talk is the only context where it is OK to say such things, but I can call myself a whore anytime, my boyfriend can joke about it too, as a "reappropriation of the stigma" (I don't know how to say it in English, in French it's "retournement du stigmate"), after I grew in a very religious environment where having sex before marriage and liking it is seen as being a slut. So most of the time, I'm like "well, I'm a hoe, and it's great" But in BED? You mean when I am vulnerable and already feeling guilty? HELL NO
3:48. Im in my late twenties I’m terrified of dying alone. Unlike you though I didn’t hop from relationship to relationship because no one wants me. I’m good looking but not attractive. There’s a difference and I have learned it. I have to say being single is pretty shitty. What’s nice is knowing that you could be in a relationship if you wanted to but choosing not to. And taking a break from it all. That’s refreshing. Being single perpetually is the same as dating it’s just you’re constantly failing. Even if you hop from relationship to relationship you can learn from that and adjust.
As a 45 year old woman who got married to the "dream" and am once again single... through therapy and heartbreak I have learned the truth. The true, terrible, tacky ABSOLUTELY cliche fucking truth. Find out how to love yourself. I turned away from this concept like having acid thrown on me but it is the truth. True acceptance of yourself will lead you to a place where you will be happy single. Or happy in a couple. Happy with friendships. You're not failing. I hope you can find a way to find the joy in yourself and to know that single does NOT equal being alone.
Well Taylor, after you poop in a Barnes and Noble all of the things that might happen are emotional and BAD. (Maybe the toilet overflowed, maybe it smells non-normal, there is another barnes and noble like 5 miles over there, they have the same books and nobody is blaming you for bad stuff.
"If you like being called a slut and a whore in bed, your parents loved you so much!"
...I didn't expect THIS to be what made me feel better after finding out my Mom died, but it's 100% true.
It is a great line, and I'm sorry for your loss. Please let us know if you're not ok or if there's anything we can do.
@@brandontylerburt I mean... it kinda sounds like we already know what to do, lol.
THE funniest comic today!
yeeeaaaahhh she great af
2:27 I will never be in the middle seat on an airplane and not think of this 😂
😂😂😂😂
Oh no. My 14 hr flight from Tokyo this Friday is going to be awkward now.
Oh my god those were some crazy good toilet jokes
Taylor, you are funny, relatable and beautiful. I hope to see you preform live someday.
The right comic for our time. Go, Tay !
Eeeeeeh, they just dislike you for different reasons. I like being called a slut in bed, but if someone'd call me "bad girl" or raised their voice even a little, I'd cry.
WHy would you cry?
She's great. Should come to Berlin.
I really enjoyed your Netflix special
As an INTJ I say, yep it's very true. I haven't had a date since... 🤔 20 years.
We really like you too Taylor 🤗🥰
Smart. So dumb.😂❤
6:34 can you hear the wisdom?
I'd cry if I was called a slut too.
Strangely, usually dirty talk is the only context where it is OK to say such things, but I can call myself a whore anytime, my boyfriend can joke about it too, as a "reappropriation of the stigma" (I don't know how to say it in English, in French it's "retournement du stigmate"), after I grew in a very religious environment where having sex before marriage and liking it is seen as being a slut. So most of the time, I'm like "well, I'm a hoe, and it's great"
But in BED? You mean when I am vulnerable and already feeling guilty? HELL NO
so you feel guilty during sex?
Taylor, be mine!
3:48. Im in my late twenties I’m terrified of dying alone. Unlike you though I didn’t hop from relationship to relationship because no one wants me. I’m good looking but not attractive. There’s a difference and I have learned it.
I have to say being single is pretty shitty. What’s nice is knowing that you could be in a relationship if you wanted to but choosing not to. And taking a break from it all. That’s refreshing. Being single perpetually is the same as dating it’s just you’re constantly failing. Even if you hop from relationship to relationship you can learn from that and adjust.
As a 45 year old woman who got married to the "dream" and am once again single... through therapy and heartbreak I have learned the truth. The true, terrible, tacky ABSOLUTELY cliche fucking truth. Find out how to love yourself. I turned away from this concept like having acid thrown on me but it is the truth. True acceptance of yourself will lead you to a place where you will be happy single. Or happy in a couple. Happy with friendships. You're not failing. I hope you can find a way to find the joy in yourself and to know that single does NOT equal being alone.
Barns and Noble in 2024??
Just for the bathrooms ..lol
She is so funny and beautiful 😶🌫️
I feel like she could ruin me
I'm so clingy for a guy.....
feelings r nothing...But God im not talking to u...............[GOD KNOWS]
😊😊😊
Well Taylor, after you poop in a Barnes and Noble all of the things that might happen are emotional and BAD. (Maybe the toilet overflowed, maybe it smells non-normal, there is another barnes and noble like 5 miles over there, they have the same books and nobody is blaming you for bad stuff.