Iliza Shlesinger Stand-up

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  • @adelinas.7335
    @adelinas.7335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4628

    I love how she’s like a story teller. I get drawn in every time. Lol. I love her monster voice.

    • @seanl764
      @seanl764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like a crazy cat lady internet troll or basically if gollum was a girl.

    • @lucindatheartist6435
      @lucindatheartist6435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      she's really good at changing her voice to fit a character.
      like a witchy or monster voice :D

    • @jussilindkvist4032
      @jussilindkvist4032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lucindatheartist6435 That's not a great skill. It shows weak material.

    • @vuyokaziq2407
      @vuyokaziq2407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is exactly what i was about to comment :'D

    • @Arkatox
      @Arkatox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      tgmforum tgmforum She’s really good at it, and it’s consistently funny. Humor is subjective, so I’d recommend just not watching her material than putting it down. Most of us really enjoy it _because_ of the reasons you don’t.

  • @txmilxssi7803
    @txmilxssi7803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3233

    I just love the way she does the "basic girl" voice and pose it cracks me up every time lmaooo

    • @definitelynotcharlie4001
      @definitelynotcharlie4001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Txmilx ssi have you seen your boy Iglesias

    • @TheDijkert6
      @TheDijkert6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Really???

    • @Slashco
      @Slashco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And her impression of dudes always sounds like a construction worker from New Jersey.

    • @riveraharper8166
      @riveraharper8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Her male voice from the pub is also hillarious.

  • @mobaby1979
    @mobaby1979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

    She has excellent comedic timing and pacing. If some of these jokes were slowed down, they'd be less funny, but that's true for all comics. Delivery is everything, and Iliza is a master in this area.

    • @alidedereal
      @alidedereal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      She is a true hustler, unlike Amy Schumer she worked on her craft.

    • @chriskroenung4825
      @chriskroenung4825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      do you realize that doing drugs will alter your perspective

    • @ultralinguistics3083
      @ultralinguistics3083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chriskroenung4825 Based on your experience?

    • @FBI-mb4fb
      @FBI-mb4fb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Woman not funny

    • @sabrinajewel
      @sabrinajewel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@FBI-mb4fb lmao well we try seems to work for her... anyways how's your moms basement as she's working on her $$

  • @myswagobsession
    @myswagobsession 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2964

    Iliza: *hunches back and talks like a wise old witch*
    Me: can’t breathe

    • @Matachilangos
      @Matachilangos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wise old witch? There are no wise witches, They're all idiots.

    • @nathanbaca5131
      @nathanbaca5131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The old hagraven pharmacist bit. She always brings that character back and it gets me every time.

    • @sara_daria2
      @sara_daria2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Matachilangos are you okay?

    • @FaaduProductions
      @FaaduProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You might wanna get checked for asthma.

    • @mdredheadguy1979
      @mdredheadguy1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seams That Work Same here! She is awesome!

  • @angeladavidson2350
    @angeladavidson2350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    Everyone's talking about the witch pose/voice but when she said "OK, so, chapter 1: in the 7th grade I showed an aptitude for the clarinet" I JUST ABOUT CRIED 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yabeeba_com
      @yabeeba_com 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      as a male, i cried at that moment too, but for totally different reasons :D

    • @keithorbell8946
      @keithorbell8946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yabeeba_com you were thinking about American Pie, weren’t you.

    • @cardbored_
      @cardbored_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Soooo funny

  • @bluesman66
    @bluesman66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    I love her rhythm and timing! Also, she uses her body language perfectly. Love the way she tells inner voice stories in a hunching witch persona.

    • @juansek208
      @juansek208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like the goblin party!

    • @dob2664
      @dob2664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anıl Baysan I was hoping to find a funny female but this is further evidence they don’t exist. I’ll be looking for the next hour.

    • @melvinshelton8448
      @melvinshelton8448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have dated The Witch. She tore me a new one...

  • @negakirine
    @negakirine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2249

    I cracked up at: „The new boyfriend has no idea!“. Her face! 😂

    • @BlackAdder665
      @BlackAdder665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Kirine: As a former new boyfriend this gave me chills...
      Explains a lot, though.

    • @ocean_booi
      @ocean_booi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My too me

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But IT'S SO TRUE. 👨‍💻🥰 👥->💔

  • @thewanderer8494
    @thewanderer8494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    "He broke up with me over breakfast so now I don't drink milk and I'm annoying!!" Hahahaha! Not even the best line, but it still killed me!

    • @melvinshelton8448
      @melvinshelton8448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I played it 4 times!

    • @HONORTONUMERIC123
      @HONORTONUMERIC123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      THATS AN OLD ONE.... BUT ITS NICE TO HEAR IN DIFFERENT WAY TO UNDERSTAND THE SAME MEANING....... IT'S AWESOME....

  • @ffflustered9qr
    @ffflustered9qr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    "tELL us yOuR sEcRet,s WE WiSh to be BETHROTHED as wELL"
    like, i didn't know that's why women asked that of other women but now i know that's 100000% why

    • @user-og7qq5zy8p
      @user-og7qq5zy8p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kelsey Robinson lol I know it’s a joke but I genuinely love those stories bc I love romance and love

    • @pirobot668beta
      @pirobot668beta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mortia Addams had a wonderful answer to the age-old question of where to find a mate: "It has to be damp."

    • @disklamer
      @disklamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-og7qq5zy8p Keep telling yourzelf that

    • @BillClinton228
      @BillClinton228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I laughed so hard when she said "women can't handle rejection". It's got nothing to do with that, it's more a power thing. You see, when a company head hunts you, you can set the salary you want, you have all the power. When you go to a company and ask for a job they can pay you whatever they want because YOU went to them. They want men to chase them so they can be choosers.
      As the old saying goes, women are the gatekeepers of sex, men are the gatekeepers of commitment.

  • @courtneymagana9516
    @courtneymagana9516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    “Where did you find a suitor?” I about peed myself 😂

  • @tajudinatal4330
    @tajudinatal4330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Hot girl shopping: " i am buying flower for me"
    😂😂😂

  • @ryneckert
    @ryneckert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    “It mocks us” 😂😂

  • @L.Helmers_Wood_Turning
    @L.Helmers_Wood_Turning 5 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    New boyfriend... Omg you seem so cool and well adjusted!
    Girl... well I am, this seems like a good place to UNPACK MY CRAP. hahahahah

    • @hugavet3049
      @hugavet3049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. Married her. Ugh!

    • @wanderwoman9528
      @wanderwoman9528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha this is hella funny and true

  • @tomasgranander2905
    @tomasgranander2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Perhaps the best of her generation. When she does the "monster voice" I swear she's channeling Sam Kinnison. Brilliant and Beautiful.

    • @pmadood6970
      @pmadood6970 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ummm Nikki Glaser is actually funny and doesn't rely on obnoxious sounds....

    • @benjaminmontgomery2847
      @benjaminmontgomery2847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pmadood6970 obnoxious sounds...like people who say, "ummmm"?

    • @pmadood6970
      @pmadood6970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benjaminmontgomery2847 Except, I'm not a comedian, so that is irrelevant. Now, were having a completely off topic conversation.....

    • @benjaminmontgomery2847
      @benjaminmontgomery2847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pmadood6970 Don't sell yourself short. I was very amused.

    • @riveraharper8166
      @riveraharper8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pmadood6970 Why can't we just enjoy both womens amazing humor?
      We came from a long way from Amy Schumer...

  • @JAKESPEARE95
    @JAKESPEARE95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    I never thought I'd see the day when a woman totally owns her own crazy like this 😂

    • @tomlund4951
      @tomlund4951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She is intelligent insightful and an excellent communicator...and a beautiful funny woman to boot...very impressive!

    • @elliebee7796
      @elliebee7796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You’d find Whitney Cummings hilarious lol

    • @coolfrank7844
      @coolfrank7844 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Am from the future.. her lastest nexflix movie ruined everything...lol

    • @kristajohnson9173
      @kristajohnson9173 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      that is a carefully crafted strategy to lure men into the theater to hoot and hollar and pay her money to be told 'yes you're right, women are crazy!' all while being a super hot girl. no disrespect to her, she's killin it and raking in money by the barrelful, sa boss right there. she's clearly an excellent comedian, but obviously she knows the market shes looking for and has cornered it. i cant wait for her to get loaded enough to say what she really thinks though lol

  • @lindah.p.7506
    @lindah.p.7506 7 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Honestly since her Netflix specials came out, I've hopped on the Iliza train, she's fucking hilarious

    • @Bee-ol1xr
      @Bee-ol1xr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      makes two of us!

    • @Meredith.A
      @Meredith.A 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Linda H.P. me

    • @AN-ww3lh
      @AN-ww3lh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Naa shes a feminist she can fuck right off

    • @ivanathegreat
      @ivanathegreat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welcome aboard!

    • @andreborges1132
      @andreborges1132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you talk like its a favour you're doing her

  • @josephschelstraete1472
    @josephschelstraete1472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    As a guy, I'm thinking I need to find a Trader Joe's to go to on a Sunday lol

    • @aobakamo4141
      @aobakamo4141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Have you found one yet?

    • @sed8me69
      @sed8me69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So ah, survive the year of that objectivity mate?
      YIIKES, Them eyes,
      Eggplant, shoes, face, eggplant, shoes.
      *LoL*

    • @Dr_Monitor
      @Dr_Monitor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, I think this only works when you're like an "Alpha Chad". I'm not even a Beta Steve, I'm like a Delta Dave, lol.

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats my takeaway.

    • @daymanfighterofthenightman
      @daymanfighterofthenightman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dr_Monitor No it works on people who know how to use charisma lol Delta Dave thats hella funny though XD haha

  • @BesttBi
    @BesttBi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    This woman is absurdly funny. "... so, in the 7th grade, I showed an aptitude for the Clarinet..."
    Like, wtf?! I'm dying. Such weird shit.

    • @brakapepo
      @brakapepo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Best Bi how is that funny? Man, it must take very little effort to make you laugh.

    • @j.a.8969
      @j.a.8969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Probably because it's so random and far removed, with nothing to do with "How did you meet". That was the point of the joke

    • @brakapepo
      @brakapepo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@j.a.8969 believe me, I understand the joke, its just not funny at all

    • @victor-charlesscafati
      @victor-charlesscafati 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@brakapepo How do you account for all the people who find it very funny then?

    • @brakapepo
      @brakapepo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@victor-charlesscafati People have become so politically correct to the point where they force themselves to laugh at unfunny, inoffensive, repetitive, bland jokes. In other words, most of these people have a very shitty sense of humor.

  • @RedAces93
    @RedAces93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    she is HILARIOUS & i love her comedy... my favorite is her "witch voice", i'm literally crying 😂😂😂😂

    • @pmadood6970
      @pmadood6970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      people who laugh at obnoxious sounds instead of the contend kinda creep me out. Nikki Glaser has content and doesn't rely on obnoxious ass sounds to be funny.

    • @ctdvargas
      @ctdvargas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pmadood6970 she's young give her a break. taste cannot be legislated

    • @luiscartagena497
      @luiscartagena497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unfunniest high rated female comedian I’ve seen.

    • @whatever-wn1nk
      @whatever-wn1nk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iliza sucks

  • @LeendaDProductions
    @LeendaDProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    lolll the rejection is so true

    • @ruburtoe1
      @ruburtoe1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol, it's true for any human who doesn't develop a coping mechanism to deal with rejection. You either do, or you stop putting yourself in situations where you can be rejected. One requires courage and understanding.

    • @hughjanus2781
      @hughjanus2781 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can I get your number?

    • @hichematig2148
      @hichematig2148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's bad for men too especially when he wants to work and work hard for her happiness but..

    • @hichematig2148
      @hichematig2148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even men suffer from rejection for years, not just girls

  • @starwalk3r
    @starwalk3r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    Her witch is good, lol.

  • @rva
    @rva 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    She's funky funny. Good luck lady!!

    • @babyvirgo00-88
      @babyvirgo00-88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rebecca Vocal Athlete Wow, wasn’t expecting you here!

    • @vipulchavan1320
      @vipulchavan1320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rebecca.. not expecting. British invasion I like

    • @jadenreginald8991
      @jadenreginald8991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you probably dont give a shit but does anybody know a trick to get back into an instagram account??
      I was stupid lost my password. I would love any assistance you can give me!

    • @kyloramon4970
      @kyloramon4970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jaden Reginald instablaster ;)

    • @hichematig2148
      @hichematig2148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah she is😂
      But even men suffer from rejection

  • @richardrichardson5570
    @richardrichardson5570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So much depth and honesty. Gotta love her honesty

  • @sandyhumissouri5131
    @sandyhumissouri5131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Tell us your secrets, we wish to be betrothed..."😂😂😂

  • @lindsayalisonstevens3592
    @lindsayalisonstevens3592 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The witchy accents in the Trader Joe’s got me laughing the hardest 😂😂😂
    Iliza has amazing emotional intelligence in her comedy sketches! Loved her in Good On Paper 😎👏🏽

  • @MsMary957
    @MsMary957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "The special brand of weird that we are now". This gal is hilarious. She and Tiffany Haddish would do a great sitcom together

  • @MitsuBoi17
    @MitsuBoi17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "I'll tell you about my company Herbalife" lmao

    • @glenholmgren1218
      @glenholmgren1218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So Krispy17 ... riiiight? ...
      “ ... it’s mostly about SUPPLEMENTS ...”
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @MKGamingByMunish
    @MKGamingByMunish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2716

    Iliza Shlesinger > Amy Schumer

    • @mikeycpro
      @mikeycpro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Wrong -- Iliza Shlesinger >>>>>>>>>> Amy Schumer. Schumer couldn't be this funny if the fate of the free world rested on it.

    • @RecklessFables
      @RecklessFables 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Iliza is actually funny. Amy is too low a bar to measure against.

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      My dog farting > Amy Schumer

    • @howunoriginal2
      @howunoriginal2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Munish K I like them both!

    • @CallMeAsh93
      @CallMeAsh93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Anything > amy schumer

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The coyote bit😂😂😂
    Just amazing

    • @libertypltd4198
      @libertypltd4198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its absolute reality, so many attractive women in their early thirties are single and running around in Yoga pants to seek validation from many men, but such women seek/want commitment from the men that other women are giving up their bodies freely to.

    • @pippa_peg
      @pippa_peg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@libertypltd4198
      I think to some extent it's also about feeling confident about yourself. Definitely there are people who are in it for the validation but yeah, for some people its the "look good, feel good" motive

    • @Ican474
      @Ican474 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm dead 😂😂

    • @vk2ig
      @vk2ig 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's an extended coyote bit here: th-cam.com/video/59CM0WWZVBw/w-d-xo.html

  • @clementine1827
    @clementine1827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I like how we’re all like gremlins or something in her reality

  • @YayForBoo
    @YayForBoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    She is my favorite female comedian. Love her.

    • @ken_caminiti
      @ken_caminiti 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yay For Boo
      Silverman is way better.

    • @RoxiriOrSokai
      @RoxiriOrSokai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Spudly1234567 yes there is, many just don't get recognition because they're women. Ali Wong for example is hilarious.

    • @Bill-zp2mt
      @Bill-zp2mt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yay For Boo If she's your favorite then you never heard of Ali wong

    • @SuperBigblue19
      @SuperBigblue19 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alejandra Elizondo--She is getting recognized as a sexist for denying equal access to her shows. Hopefully she gets training in EEOC rules after the civil rights lawyers get done with her.

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alejandra Elizondo lmaoooooo

  • @dustin_echoes
    @dustin_echoes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    One of my favorite comedians.

    • @rippindrummer666
      @rippindrummer666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You have terrible taste in comedy then

    • @zekek3777
      @zekek3777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can you refer me to her absolute best work or comedy special? I want to give her a fair shot before I come to any conclusions. I didn't find the jokes in this video funny.

    • @hotmess2766
      @hotmess2766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zekek3777 I just watched her on Netflix for more than an hour. A 2018 show. She is hilarious. I think it was on a ship. The audience were cracking up every single joke. I highly recommend watching her on Netflix 👍

    • @zekek3777
      @zekek3777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hotmess2766 cool will do! Thanks for an actual recommendation! I will check it out regardless but was just curious, is it relatable to everyone regardless of gender or is it more for a female audience? This video in particular seemed very much female catered which is why I'm asking, but am looking forward to seeing a more broad range of her work. I hear a lot of top comedians praising her comedy so I'm sure she is very talented. Detractors like to bring up her constant use of her drunk valley girl impression as a basis to her comedy but I'm not going to place her in a box. I'm sure she has a ton of things to offer outside of that and am looking forward to watching that special.

    • @hotmess2766
      @hotmess2766 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zekek3777 I'm sorry TH-cam didn't notify me of your comment. You're welcome. I don't think her comedy is female orientated. I don't think comedy has any gender. There were plenty of men in the audience that were laughing. I will recommend you my favourite Netflix show of hers the funniest in my opinion. There are approximately 4 of her shows on Netflix throughout the years. For some reason one of them to me wasn't her best (I think the 2016 show) but the rest are hilarious. you might differ in opinion. Check it out 👍

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    love the ending, "this looks like a nice place to... pffffffffffff… UNPACK MY CRAP!!!"

  • @ptlewis2000
    @ptlewis2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Note to self: Trader Joe's, Sundays.

    • @dr.j7542
      @dr.j7542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bro.
      I took home exactly the same point.

    • @generalzod7959
      @generalzod7959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean avoid trader Joe's on Sundays? Good idea 👍

  • @MichaelBarrett1984
    @MichaelBarrett1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “Off the 405 lays a toad hole” lol

    • @whocares4166
      @whocares4166 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Barrett please, can you explain this?

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shhh...that's our secret! 🧙‍♀️🧹💍

    • @vk2ig
      @vk2ig 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whocares4166 The 405 is a freeway in LA. :)

  • @teenygozer
    @teenygozer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've watched all of her standup on Netflix, looking for more! This excerpt from her act is hilarious, and yet even funnier in the longer, unexpurgated version. Her hour-long specials are like a roller-coaster ride.

  • @grassshadow1
    @grassshadow1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like how much energy she puts in....a lot of comics just stand around and act like they could care less about their performance

    • @johnsreactions6658
      @johnsreactions6658 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noneya Bidness No she’s just hyper she acts like that in interviews also

  • @Dragontrumpetare
    @Dragontrumpetare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is really good. Humor that both men and women recognise.... thats why she is so good. I really likes her comedy-routine.

    • @mdredheadguy1979
      @mdredheadguy1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jerry Berglund I couldn’t agree more.

    • @advertisedmanpower7155
      @advertisedmanpower7155 ปีที่แล้ว

      man here, shes annoying loud and relies way too much on sex jokes. shes amy schumer levels of cringe

  • @ahzam2862
    @ahzam2862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Her children will either love her so much or be scared to death.

  • @theshellest
    @theshellest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    So many golden nuggets in there.
    "C'mon I'll tell you about my company Herbalife"
    And I thought the "witch impression" was Gollum? Pretty sure Gollum said "it mocks us!" Maybe it was both.
    So true that I don't give two shits about your story, I just want to know what I'm doing wrong!
    Also- there was an engagement ring ad after this video lol

  • @letsgracethisplace
    @letsgracethisplace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    She's so accurate.

    • @ken_caminiti
      @ken_caminiti 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You and Me
      Wrong.

    • @raynixxx8261
      @raynixxx8261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ken Caminiti 👈🏻 HATER ALERT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🤢🤮👎👎

    • @brakapepo
      @brakapepo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ray Nixxx she is not funny. Its not hating at all, its just you have a very dull, weak sense of humor. Doesn't take much to make you laugh. Just some cheap anti-men jokes and horrible impressions seem to do the trick.

    • @raynixxx8261
      @raynixxx8261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Slenderman Zavala ~ Nope, now your comment was fucking hilarious❣️😂😂😂🆒💫

    • @skeetyeet3957
      @skeetyeet3957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slenderman Zavala shes funny it’s just that she doesn’t amuse YOU,if she wasn’t funny she wouldn’t be a comedian nor performing indolent of hundreds of people

  • @Probablynotgrace
    @Probablynotgrace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    “Tell us your secrets” 🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️

  • @radioactivman23
    @radioactivman23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    She's the only american Stand-Up comedian I can actually relate to. Haven't laughed that much about a Stand-up show in a long time!

    • @alexianeves
      @alexianeves 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      radioactivman23 bench her stand up shows on Netflix especially her latest one

  • @kyrapeters9595
    @kyrapeters9595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Her delivery is perfect

  • @bielsabas4407
    @bielsabas4407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    lmaooooooo "this seems like a nice place for me to unpack my crap" D: it's so wrong but so accurate but also needs to stop

  • @mvib1604
    @mvib1604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wow she just accurately defined baggage in a hilarious way well done lol

  • @leslie6757
    @leslie6757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I met my boyfriend in band and I also played the clarinet😂😂 We’ve been dating for 6 years

  • @DJMichaelAngelo
    @DJMichaelAngelo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LMFAO at the Herbalife reference in a comedy routine :o my GAWD this woman is clever! just so quick with the jokes, so hysterically funny w/ the voices and everything - DAMN! this must be why she won the TV show Last Comic Standing many many seasons ago

  • @g0023-t7e
    @g0023-t7e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i don’t think the material in itself is too funny but her delivery, timing and pacing is what makes her a comic. she’s a master at that.

  • @constance-kohctahcn-h2931
    @constance-kohctahcn-h2931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw her live once and comedy has been changed forever for me. Thanks for having her on James!!!

  • @markorollo.
    @markorollo. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    No one gonna mention the death metal growl at the end lol

  • @DBLCreations
    @DBLCreations 7 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Ah man, i really like Iliza :-D

  • @stevenfoust3782
    @stevenfoust3782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The bag of emotions, lol. I've always said to guys with new a g.f. wait till she lets the crazy out of the bag before you go too far in.

    • @myme8208
      @myme8208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL honestly i never been in a relationship and I learned sth new about my kind. and it's super funny but i hope I'm not the same. Poor guys.

  • @ashleygeorge109
    @ashleygeorge109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just want to acknowledge the empowering essence of your comedy. It’s a very positive way to influence and non influential audience! Personally, it gives me a sense of hope and and chance to re-center!! Thank you and you are wonderful

  • @davidwollpert5276
    @davidwollpert5276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She’s just so funny! I’ve watched this several times and it still cracks me up!

  • @sydneydietrich
    @sydneydietrich 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I love Iliza! One of my very favorite comedians!! And now, probably one of my fav authors!

    • @ken_caminiti
      @ken_caminiti 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sydney Dietrich
      I wonder what other terrible comic are on your list...

    • @sydneydietrich
      @sydneydietrich 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ken Caminiti woah, looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Hope you have a nice day, dude.

    • @raynixxx8261
      @raynixxx8261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sydney Dietrich He is a Major Hater in a Comedy Comment area 😂 ( that’s funny ) 😂😂

  • @afrikandsansir
    @afrikandsansir 7 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    lliza in a dress wow!

    • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
      @IPlayOneOnT.V. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought so too. And, it's so, "casual dress-up." But, I think she's a great comedienne.

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can see she's not used to it.

  • @oussamasaci
    @oussamasaci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Truly, one of the best comedians I have ever seen.

  • @nathanbaca5131
    @nathanbaca5131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Iliza is one of my favorite comedians out there right now. Her material is hilarious and her act is excellent. All her different characters that she does are great, the monster woman and the witch-hag are the best.

    • @pmadood6970
      @pmadood6970 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      she's not really comedic material....Nikki Glaser is a real comedian. Not this. This is like a knock off.

  • @camillehendricks9819
    @camillehendricks9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She's amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I'm dying omg!
    Did this just heal my trauma 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gheaangels
    @gheaangels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    If there's a secret, I would've used it XD OHMYGODDD

  • @StoneGone
    @StoneGone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how when she’s re-enacting a guy’s voice, she sounds like Mr.T. 😂

  • @tiffanyhamblin999
    @tiffanyhamblin999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    It seems to me that Liza is very accurate. I'm a female, not feminist, and I'm both insecure and confident depending on when you ask. The best comedy is comedy that comes from real everyday life because we can relate to it. Every female knows this S### is true. If you're not laughing it's because you lack a sense of humor. Don't blame Liza! She's funny..... And she deserves her success! Keep making us laugh girl i love it!

    • @countesspoppie
      @countesspoppie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      totally a feminist here, and i love her too, she's the mirror to our inner lunar selves! love her voices :D

  • @namashroomyoga
    @namashroomyoga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg, I love the honesty. Thank goodness!

    • @mostguitarswins
      @mostguitarswins 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL! She not afraid to verbalize what goes on in the female psyche. The thing is men do something similar. They just can't recognize and articulate it. It's not easy to get to normal.

  • @bhavanasv
    @bhavanasv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This lady surely talks sense.. Love her 😊💕

  • @riakun
    @riakun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is the first comedy sketch Ive seen of this lady. I just got done with a video where she wrnt on boom and people would try to make her laugh in 20 seconds and she talked about being a comedian. It was rather interesting so I thought, "Eh. I'll look her up." And I found this.
    I think I'll continue watching her xD

  • @jmisc
    @jmisc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the "yip yip! yeeeeep" part! ahhaha

  • @davidpadilla5951
    @davidpadilla5951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She has deadly accuracy with her punch lines. She has good delivery. Spot on. Good timing.

  • @ivasto6182
    @ivasto6182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Finally someone who can say it right and loud and clear. Go Girl

    • @mackreig2356
      @mackreig2356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      After reading the comments egotistical narcissistic types could be quickly identified and removed from population discovery as simple as inability to laugh at Iliza' set. Iliza has forever been comedy gold. Make a movie with her comedic styling and a sequel and a sequel. ..

    • @vk2ig
      @vk2ig 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mackreig2356 I'm wondering what will happen in, say, 10 years time when the metadata from the TH-cam comments section can be quickly analysed (due to much faster computers than what we have now) and people will be able to be identified despite trying to hide their identity.
      How will they reconcile their comments against the prevailing societal attitudes in a decade? E.g.
      *Hiring manager:* I'm sorry sir, but we cannot employ you because your social media comments over the years reveal deeply held views which aren't aligned with the ethos of our organisation and expected by our Customers. As you recognised in your interview responses, meeting our Customer's expectations is key to our organisation's continued success. That will be all, sir. Have a good day - the door is right there, thank-you.

  • @musicsfan1
    @musicsfan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "If there was a secret I would have used it ~" so true

  • @ibeanthere233
    @ibeanthere233 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Gosh I love her so much 😭💖

  • @Frog869
    @Frog869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    As a woman that sleeps with women you get over rejection pretty quick. Like it's part of the deal, sometimes you say no too. Shrug.

    • @cra0cristal
      @cra0cristal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      yeah, we end up having to hit on the other women because waiting around never works. and it's even harder for us than it would be for straight males, because, well, most women are straight. whenever I go to a LGBT club, like, 4 out of 5 girls are straight, I don't even get it. lol

    • @huh_do_what
      @huh_do_what 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      $1 happy hour til close?

    • @ErienRA
      @ErienRA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      yes this was very much straight girl comedy for straight girls LOL

    • @Soymaid
      @Soymaid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I always gotta roll my eyes at comedy that's like, "men be like *this* but women be like THIS!" -__-

    • @iWindBlade
      @iWindBlade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@briansherwood139 I found the homophobe part of the comments section.

  • @amyzhao2908
    @amyzhao2908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She is very good at story telling!!
    I have all the funny pictures through her words?! Especially the inner voice...Lol 😂😂

  • @NicolineNDahl
    @NicolineNDahl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is such a clever piece of comic. Damn, this woman gets it! Amazing job, so well done with great delivery

  • @harbingersev-oh-wohne
    @harbingersev-oh-wohne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She's got a fantastic Trope storytelling style that effectively communicates a lot of subconscious details

  • @EliasUlrich1984
    @EliasUlrich1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was an amazing display of truth

  • @ooglyboogly6656
    @ooglyboogly6656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "It mocks us!"

  • @dianaredflowers7928
    @dianaredflowers7928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HAHAHAHA I love when Iliza does the witch voice!!! Apple anyone?🤣🤣🤣

  • @timothyj.bowlby5524
    @timothyj.bowlby5524 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One of the BEST arguments AGAINST relationships I have ever heard.

  • @TheStefan6969
    @TheStefan6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 She's so freaking hilarious!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @fathimarizwaaaa8955
    @fathimarizwaaaa8955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Her:"We broke up on the plane, so i pretend to be afraid of heights FOR ATTENTION."
    Me:exposed, i swear!!! ☠

  • @calmcwilliams3448
    @calmcwilliams3448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Someone : How did you meet your partner?
    Me : Tinder

  • @adelshawish4732
    @adelshawish4732 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i love when she says so when you tell people you got engaged there like good for you 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tetti-do
    @tetti-do 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG, I love her. Everytime I watch her stand ups, my day gets better. She has the best "party goblin".

  • @Maria-et6rr
    @Maria-et6rr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She and John Mulaney have the same energy AND I LOVE IT

    • @christopherminutolo9384
      @christopherminutolo9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's probably that energetic and sarcastic tone. I love it, too

  • @rafahkabir
    @rafahkabir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love this wonderful lady to her core

  • @alexianeves
    @alexianeves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Uhg I REALLY WISH I WAS THERE!! I love Iliza I watched her stand up comedy soo many times!

  • @newell418
    @newell418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I still can't get over how good she is!!! I roll everytime I watch this hahahahahah

  • @alabama7636
    @alabama7636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nobody: where did you meet your wife?
    Me: family reunion.

  • @Synth2000
    @Synth2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man she is too good! I am shocked by this discovery

  • @GuyFerzOfficial
    @GuyFerzOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Idk why, but if the hormone monsters from Big Mouth were real, I feel like they’d act like Iliza lmao

    • @sinabonz8108
      @sinabonz8108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guy Ferz she seriously needs to voice a character on Big Mouth or I’m gonna sue

  • @JacobDFerguson
    @JacobDFerguson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'll tell you about my company herbalife." Lmao

  • @edforest6344
    @edforest6344 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve loved her standup for years...it’s clever...brilliantly put together....and of coarse absolutely hilarious.

  • @harbingersev-oh-wohne
    @harbingersev-oh-wohne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of my favorite sets from her, LOVE the coyote

  • @icybear1234
    @icybear1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    she keeps it real and fun, trick or treat lol

  • @nostalium
    @nostalium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:30 "Ladies and gentlebla mumbinulmamilifamnilamba boolimnabookvim nighlinm"

  • @ruthrichardson9717
    @ruthrichardson9717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "NOW I DON'T DRINK MILK AND I'M ANNOYING!"

  • @4stringz.
    @4stringz. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    amy schumer couldn’t even dream of being this great of a comedian

  • @westonknight7474
    @westonknight7474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've always found Iliza to be an exceptionally bright person as well as being super-super funny. It's been my experience in life that really beautiful women seem to allow their beautiful appearance be the key that opens most of the doors for them in life, but Iliza (it seems to me anyway) has just for many years destroyed that type of thing/thinking and used her massive intelligence and wit to crush the industry.....continually. I'm nobody, I'm just a truck driver, but I'm really impressed how you have continually been killing it over the years with your stand-up comedy, your books, and even in your interviews. By the way, many years ago, I loved your dating show (Excused) I remember saying to myself, who is this really funnie beautiful woman hosting this show...your side comments were SUPER funnie, then as the years went by, I would see your stand-up an know, this person is the real deal and that game show was no fluke. To be as consistently funny as you have been over the years is (I'm sure) NOT an easy thing to accomplish...at all. VERY long comment to the point..... you're really-really good at what you do Iliza and I'm a fan. Congratulations on your engagement, and I wish you and your soon to be new husband only total success and complete happiness. To both of you, be well in this COVID-19 world that we are all in for the foreseeable future.

  • @jeanemelton7102
    @jeanemelton7102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "the new boy friend has NO idea"...priceless