The wave, the voice, and her head tilt are what sell that joke. The words are funny enough, but it's cool that she went the extra mile to make it really great.
-- yeah, saw that one coming a mile away. I think the audience went quiet because it was more polite than groaning, which is understandable, she’s a likable person with decent comic chops except for that joke.
Roger That! It's been My experience, that Most of the Very attractive ones I've encountered are just...Not very Interesting. Like a V6 Camaro.....Looks Nice, but Doesn't hold your Interest for long. 👍
I strangely just discovered her today. Did about three years of her comedy in an hour. Shes really good and has done a ton of stand-up for me to have never seen her before.
I like this mentality. She’s not a model and she’s not ashamed of it, because she knows she’s got a great personality and the big fish will come to her anyway. This is what body positivity should be. Not trying to convince yourself you’re drop dead gorgeous when you know you’re not, but accepting the way you look and realizing you have great value beyond that :)
She's not a model, but she's definitely not a 5 either. Maybe she just hangs out with really beautiful people and that's skewed her perception of what average is!
Excellent writing and introspective. Self-sufficient Regular attractive girls beat high maintenance hot girls every-time. Looks fade, great personality doesn’t.
@2:48 “......and had some fun, before *the fever* took you.” Covid-imminent now. This cold calm here, rain all day yesterday today & apparently this week. I hope y’all reading this are safe & got supplies. Have fun
Everyone talking about her looks but her set was killer. Say whatever you want about her looks, either way she used that all to build up the always settling bit and it was gold.
That is a great bit!!! I literally LOL’d (I call it LLOL, btw) multiple times in spite of it being early morning on a Saturday and I’m trying not to wake up my night owl housemates. 😄
@@elenakusevska6266 never used numbers myself. seems like 10s are pretty much defined by magazine covers ...ie people whose names you know solely or primarily because of their (positive) appearance.
@@jankowalski6338 I'm already happily matched. If I wasn't, I wouldn't be picky. There is beauty in almost everyone. Personality is much more important than looks.
5/10 for looks 10/10 for comedy Btw since we're all listing scores I'd give her a 7/10 for looks actually. I'm also that guy who won't settle even though I'm just a 0.5/20. I'm also planning to die alone - so far working out great!
She's at solid 7 just on looks. At least. She could bump that up EASY with some minor stylistic changes, but the effort is unnecessary. Almost every "10" gets there by some insane beauty ritual so nobody is higher than an 8 REALLY, that's all magic and sorcery, lighting and camera tricks. Five minutes of talking with her though, damn, 10. You don't get that much legit in real life, she dropped more "reality" in 10 minutes of stand-up than I'd ever dare hope from even my closest girl friends. You drop that much reality on people they normally fold like a house of cards, so, honestly, a date with that one must be out of this world. 10. Easy. 10.
She rates herself and everyone else feels the need to hop on that train and rate her too? Nice. How bout you just appreciate the bit she did. Maybe rate that. I give the bit an 8, extra points for the “giving back”
A lot of us can be hard on ourselves when we see ourselves in photos. A still photo is one thing, but it's amazing how much our facial expressions, the way we move, and our attitude, affects how attractive we are to others.
Ok after seeing these comments, I'm gonna say it. 1. She is a comedian making jokes, stop taking her words so seriously 2. I am worried for anyone unironically rating people's attractiveness on a number scale, what are you fucking 13? 3. Hoooly shit the amount of misogyny in these comments. I need a shower after this.
come on she knows shes really good looking. She wouldnt have made this joke if she was genuinely unattractive. She wouldnt even be a stand up comic if she wasnt good looking. Pretty much every single stand up comic male or female r good looking. Non good looking ones never make it pretty much everything in life nowadays is based on looks.
@@heythereimholly1090 You mean unrealistic expectations from other women. Men don't hardly give a fuck. Women are just naturally extremely insecure about everything, which is why they need constant reassurance from the media.
I met her once. She was super nice, and she actually flirted with me.
Oh ...
She’s cute.
Giving back...
Solid joke.
did you nail her?
So Nathan, that makes you a 5.
"Some of you aren't laughing. You were settled FOR" 😂😂😂
Or just alone
Big oof
Lethal!
*realises i wasnt laughing because that's what everyone does with me* oh...
@@micahguillemette3344 what did she mean by that
She had me with that little hand wave “give back a little” 😆
Right! That was icing on the cake.
Same here. (and the voice)
The wave, the voice, and her head tilt are what sell that joke. The words are funny enough, but it's cool that she went the extra mile to make it really great.
Lmao ikr ?!!
I never thought flirting with a '2' that way. You're giving back. Awesome.
That “give back a little” smirk and hand gesture: pure George Carlin. I died.
You are so right!!
Voice and mannerism reminded me of Carlin too
"You married Bertha in a shack and had some fun before the fever took you."
That joke is a lot funnier now 🌡️
It's a prescient joke. Taylor is ahead of her time.
Followed by intense staring
she pulled out the shot gun, shined it up a little, aimed it at us, looked at us for a minute, gave a little smirk ... and pulled the trigger.
It me
She's way more than a 5 and hilarious to boot, fantastic delivery. Loved the little hand wave when she said about flirting with a 2 😂😂
Taylor's one of my favorite comedians now. Always on point with perfect delivery. SO Funny.
REALLY DIGGIN' YOUR SMILE,GLASSES AND HAIR YOU REMIND ME OF MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND!!
"Some of you aren't laughing that's cause you were settled for" Great burn and a perfect way to keep that momentum in a dead crowd
Even if she’s the least attractive physically among her friends, her humor and personality make her a solid 8+
Totally .
Let's not lie to her to sneak our way into her underwear bro that's why we're in this problem in the first place.
And you're a garbage 🗑️ human to think it's acceptable to rate a human being with a number. Disgusting.
@Angel Sanchez yee shes a 9 for me, but if i had to judge here on what her average number would be, its a 5
She's much more than 5 to begin with
“Do not go applying for jobs that you are not qualified for”
First of all, that’s not the position I applied for... 😂😂
I see what you did there!
I got the better last name pal
Hmmm, idk about that... are you gonna marry a Billie though??
😂
@@parkerjones6598 "...not my lover"
That “American Settlers” joke went over most the audiences head. Lol
-- yeah, saw that one coming a mile away. I think the audience went quiet because it was more polite than groaning, which is understandable, she’s a likable person with decent comic chops except for that joke.
Literally the exact opposite. It was too on the nose.
@@---nu4ed I think it depends on one's appreciation for education
they laughed a lot, how did you count "most of the audience"
It took a couple of seconds but I got it
She's obviously hot. Girl next door beats super model every day of the week and twice on sunday
Roger That! It's been My experience, that Most of the Very attractive ones I've encountered are just...Not very Interesting. Like a V6 Camaro.....Looks Nice, but Doesn't hold your Interest for long. 👍
What about saturday?
Girl next door doesn't snort coke out of straws and not eat.
@@longdirtytoenails1076 depends on who your neighbors are
@nils4545 she's funny that elevate the note a lot for me.
Her friends must be goddesses or something...
Wtf dude
@@malusdacus5418 so funny . Wow
@@MCShvabo well she officially isn't the worst looking of the bunch anymore.
@@malusdacus5418 I don't think she thinks so.
She's quite tasty in a white girl next door kind of way.
This is a fantastic set. She always has great material and delivery. I hope she takes off and becomes a big name soon.
She's right about her awesome personality, everything she said in this was spot on.
She is beautiful and a 10/10 with such a great personality!!!
I simp so hard.
I strangely just discovered her today. Did about three years of her comedy in an hour. Shes really good and has done a ton of stand-up for me to have never seen her before.
That was truly brilliant... and yeah, if she's a five I'm WAY below zero. My attractiveness is measured in Kelvins.
First physics joke ever ive read on TH-cam ..... must have taken a lot of energy to come up with....
...get it? Kelvins....
@@teresadalessio1 For the few that get those jokes, it's worth every Joule of effort.
@@creatorsremose hahaha yessss
@@creatorsremose that's Watt its about!
😉
This is funny. A lot of comedy now doesn’t focus on situations that are funny, but this talks about something relatable. Good material.
Cute asf + humor + great personality = 11
But can she make a good sandwich?.... I kid, I kid.
#TheThirstIsReal
That's what I'm saying.
Hell yeah! And don't forget humble. That's also attractive in a girl.
To be fair though, I would've swiped left before I found that out lol
Her self deprecation is unwarranted. This is a beautiful and very intelligent woman.
"before the fever took you..." 🤣🤣🤣. Obscure...yet accurate!
Outstanding!!
And yes....I discovered her standup only now.
Rock on!
Well you're in for a treat!
She is good, funny material, great timing and confidence. Hope to see more of her.
"Before The Fever Took You." Good name for a comedy album - if they even make those anymore ;-)
Actual albums are making a comeback.
Robert Pruitt is this a reference to John Mulaney’s “Comeback Kid”?
@@zenleeparadise
No, I meant it literally. Real vinyl records are making a comeback.
Robert Pruitt yeah one of the best comedy records of the recent years is literally called Comeback Kid. Like, literally. It’s on vinyl.
@@zenleeparadise
I'll have to look that up. Love comedy.
I like this mentality. She’s not a model and she’s not ashamed of it, because she knows she’s got a great personality and the big fish will come to her anyway. This is what body positivity should be. Not trying to convince yourself you’re drop dead gorgeous when you know you’re not, but accepting the way you look and realizing you have great value beyond that :)
I see what you're saying, but wouldn't call ranking oneself on a 1-dimensional scale imposed by society 'body positive'.
Tbf she is actually really pretty imo.
@@mendmywings7238 Yes thank you ! Clearly 8 for me
She's not a model, but she's definitely not a 5 either. Maybe she just hangs out with really beautiful people and that's skewed her perception of what average is!
@@jonathanhenderson9422 Ach. She's a comedienne so exaggerates for effect. You laugh she goes 'Ka-Ching!'.
Comedians, the Philosophers of our time.
Keeping ti real with Taylor Tomlinson
Hahaha she is one of a kind!!!
Her earlier stuff is even funnier than her most recent! Will have to look for more. She's hysterical.
“Background character in a lot of peoples dreams” 😂❤️
Favourite female stand up comic. Gosh, she's so funny!! 🤣🤣
I think she's at least an 8 with a personality and sense of humor and smarts that take her up to 10. I have a HUGE crush on her.
@Marcos P She's woman enough for the both of us! Cheers!
I wanna share an appetizer with her; so cute!
i click on any thumbnail i see her on cause i think shes a fox, and she seems so sweet, and obviously funny, so in all, shes mega attractive to me
"...before the fever took you!"
Awesome line!
“Flirt with a 2. Give back a little” 😂🤙🏽
_”...you had some fun before the fever took you”_ 🤣😂🤣😂
I was looking for this 😂😂😂 it killed me
Personality makes up for a lot. She’s obviously attractive though.
This material is classic. So funny and true.
Taylor, you are the MAIN character in MY dream!
That's probably worse than being a background character in most people's dreams.
Before the fever took you. 😂😂😂😂. Truly the best female comic I have found thus far.
This girl had some many fever jokes like she was slowly predicting Corona
Thank you
No number needed, she's beautiful and that's all there is to it. 🤗 funny bit even though I disagree with her self-assessment
Excellent writing and introspective. Self-sufficient Regular attractive girls beat high maintenance hot girls every-time. Looks fade, great personality doesn’t.
She's definitely an underrated comedian.
She is a solid "8" in jogging clothes, for cryin' out loud.
Lmao ok simp.
She IS A 8 +CUTE 1 POINT + PLUS 1 OH SHES FUNNY AS FUCK = 10
She clearly doesn't jog.
@@lavimaiko7168
Far more people own joggin clothes than jog. Especially since the pandemic hit us.
@Marcus Aurelius
This comment totally disqualifies you for your user name. Go and change it. Now.
"Give a little back" lol OMG Taylor you are awesome!!!
She's got "it." Attractive and genuinely funny. There are so many who are just trying too hard.
Taylor, you are absolutely awesome. Love you being so real...
LOVE HER!
Never heard of her until this video, but she's got very solid and funny material.
I will take a 5 with a great personality over a 8 with a crappy one. 9s and 10s are like unicorns to me.
#talon:
There are also a lot of ugly people with crappy personality!
@@xornxenophon3652 That is a terrible combination!
9’s and 10’s are ugly AF....
On the inside
# @@talon310calif:
I know, but I thought, it should be mentioned! Not everybody who is ugly has a great personality!
@Thor Odinson 90% of the time? Yes
That passive aggressive tone is selling this so good
1:15 "Give back a little" LOL
"No, you married Bertha in a shack nd had some fun before the fever took you." Brutal!
Idk, I think she's a 6 to 7. She's cute and funny. 😊
She must have super hot friends.
must've been the lighting lol
Yeah, she has to up those numbers. Those are rookie numbers!
Right? In her new special she's all cleaned up, solid 8 in my book! 9 if you add her personality
Nah.. She's a 10.
Truly adore this women
@2:48 “......and had some fun, before *the fever* took you.”
Covid-imminent now. This cold calm here, rain all day yesterday today & apparently this week. I hope y’all reading this are safe & got supplies. Have fun
She is a gem!
"I'm a solid 5 with a great personality and with the right lighting and a Bible verse on eHarmony" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
One of my favorite comedians, definitely favorite female. And she’s actually very pretty.
Everyone talking about her looks but her set was killer. Say whatever you want about her looks, either way she used that all to build up the always settling bit and it was gold.
no gonna lie, this is the funniest female comedian i've seen...like ever.
amazing!
This asnt one of her best sets, but this chick has some chops. Id love to see her do 30 min.
Donae Morrow she has a 15 min on Netflix's the comedy lineup season 1
I do a solid 3 1/2 min on her.
She has an hour on Netflix now!
Idk I didn't laugh. Maybe there's better ones
OMGYES!! As a spokesperson for 'Solid 5's' in MY village.... WE SALUTE YOU!!! lol. Thanks for the giggles!
Thanks for flirting with us 2's... We appreciate it.
This is great stuff. Better than some Netflix specials.
Haha thanks girl ur funny
That is a great bit!!! I literally LOL’d (I call it LLOL, btw) multiple times in spite of it being early morning on a Saturday and I’m trying not to wake up my night owl housemates. 😄
Um 7 and if she dolls up and stays fit easy 8.. she got good features.. and that personality though. Bonus!
Give back a little.....comic gold with the delivery!
I think she's pretty and has charisma. By the way 9s and 10s are too much...
i've only seen one 10 in my life. and his eyes where jeeeeeeeeeeeez..... yes yes gay that dude could get any straight men.
@@iAmNothingness I'm not even sure what a 10 looks like. Beauty is too subjective.
Too much maintenance you mean.
Yeah, the 9 or 10 is how much maintenance they need every day.... :)
@@elenakusevska6266 never used numbers myself. seems like 10s are pretty much defined by magazine covers ...ie people whose names you know solely or primarily because of their (positive) appearance.
Amazing how far she has come!
I wanna go see her!!! She’s funny!
Her comedy is golden! That personality makes you a TEN!💯
Well I must be a 2 because this girl is definitely a 10 to me. Drop dead gorgeous and funny! She actually broke the scale.
She's a 5
@@jankowalski6338 Good thing i'm not picky.
@@msamournothing wrong with average, just don't be delusional
@@jankowalski6338 I'm already happily matched. If I wasn't, I wouldn't be picky. There is beauty in almost everyone. Personality is much more important than looks.
@@msamour that might be but you call a 5 the most beautiful.
Love this lady.
She’s a SoCal 5, which is an 8 anywhere else. That place is hell for higher than average anything.
Baloney.
I've been to southern Cali. It's overrated in every imaginable way. Taylor is a solid Cali 8.
Unfortunately, that's true--especially in LA. *smh*
Dude I"m from Sweden she"s a 5.
what? no. she's a 4.
Very smart comedy...Insightful and funny... If she wrote that material, she's going places.
5/10 for looks
10/10 for comedy
Btw since we're all listing scores I'd give her a 7/10 for looks actually.
I'm also that guy who won't settle even though I'm just a 0.5/20. I'm also planning to die alone - so far working out great!
Same my dude
That last line is my motto.
Same
Oh buddy
Fuck yeah bro we out here
Man life just gets better and better I love it!
Married Bertha in a shack and had some fun "before the fever took you" WOW, the irony.
Comedy is always better when the performer has knowledge of the historical record lol. Top shelf!
She's at solid 7 just on looks. At least. She could bump that up EASY with some minor stylistic changes, but the effort is unnecessary. Almost every "10" gets there by some insane beauty ritual so nobody is higher than an 8 REALLY, that's all magic and sorcery, lighting and camera tricks.
Five minutes of talking with her though, damn, 10. You don't get that much legit in real life, she dropped more "reality" in 10 minutes of stand-up than I'd ever dare hope from even my closest girl friends. You drop that much reality on people they normally fold like a house of cards, so, honestly, a date with that one must be out of this world. 10. Easy. 10.
not a 7 a 6, which is a pretty girl
Lmao I choked on my dinner laughing at this.
She comes back and sees all your comments telling her she's more than a 5 for a confidence boost. Good job y'all.
This is such a mood😂😂
Hey, a genuinely funny chick.
Nice to see.
Looks like a real talent.
" I'm a solid 5 with some good lighting " lol felt that
She rates herself and everyone else feels the need to hop on that train and rate her too? Nice. How bout you just appreciate the bit she did. Maybe rate that. I give the bit an 8, extra points for the “giving back”
Okay micropenis white knight
Give. Up. Soy!!!
White knight detected...
A lot of us can be hard on ourselves when we see ourselves in photos.
A still photo is one thing, but it's amazing how much our facial expressions, the way we move, and our attitude, affects how attractive we are to others.
Ok after seeing these comments, I'm gonna say it.
1. She is a comedian making jokes, stop taking her words so seriously
2. I am worried for anyone unironically rating people's attractiveness on a number scale, what are you fucking 13?
3. Hoooly shit the amount of misogyny in these comments. I need a shower after this.
I love this lady
"Insecure 7" lol sounds like her
Loved her appearances on conan and netflix but hadn't seen this before. Very fun
Fun with Bertha in a shack sound ok to me!
Get it before the fever takes you...
Before the fever took you!..,I’m DYIN’🤣
What...is she talking about she's literally so pretty. Why women tend to think that they are uglier than they really are?
apotato girl unrealistic societal expectationsssss
come on she knows shes really good looking. She wouldnt have made this joke if she was genuinely unattractive. She wouldnt even be a stand up comic if she wasnt good looking. Pretty much every single stand up comic male or female r good looking. Non good looking ones never make it pretty much everything in life nowadays is based on looks.
Jv woods she literally said she’s not unattractive, just the least attractive in the group. That was pretty much the second half of the joke bro
@@jeffreyval9665 naw man there are a lot of ugly male comics
@@heythereimholly1090 You mean unrealistic expectations from other women. Men don't hardly give a fuck. Women are just naturally extremely insecure about everything, which is why they need constant reassurance from the media.
Haha Taylor you’re a solid 10! Love her
She is beautiful
Your last joke really does explain so much about the modern world!
Idk she's a solid 7 to me but that wouldn't stop me from flirting with her lol she's cute and funny
LOLOLOL omg this is funny, witty as heck!