ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO SOLVE THESE RIDDLES?

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  • Are you smart enough to solve these 7 second riddles?
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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 ปีที่แล้ว +28352

    Huge wrinkle brain's only can like this video

    • @joemomma6350
      @joemomma6350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Imagine jacksepticeye liking your comment 😌

    • @dimplesramirez1173
      @dimplesramirez1173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Big BRAIN

    • @shabinmahir
      @shabinmahir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ayy gang gang

    • @AgentBurgo
      @AgentBurgo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Jack try ted Ed riddles if your real big wrinkle brain

    • @Rishya_is_sleepy
      @Rishya_is_sleepy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@joemomma6350 what a glory day that would be

  • @tamozsenpai7896
    @tamozsenpai7896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7860

    honestly, when i go through security of any kind i think “what if i accidentally have a gun”

    • @aarondixon1589
      @aarondixon1589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      O no

    • @comedicsociopathy
      @comedicsociopathy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Big oopsie!

    • @nielspool9193
      @nielspool9193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      I once toke a toy gun whit me in a plane they asked why I had it........i said '2 play whit it' then they saw it was a toy

    • @couchfrenchfry6132
      @couchfrenchfry6132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      I’m always afraid the TSA agent will say, “what’s that behind your ear, son?” Then pull either an m1911 or a desert eagle from behind my ear, then send me to jail

    • @RandomLoverOfNoodles
      @RandomLoverOfNoodles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I can't laugh because that actually happened to my aunt.

  • @havoclights9673
    @havoclights9673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3966

    Riddle: “Security searched all over the man for drugs, but they neve-“
    Jack: “A S S”

  • @krystalcanfield3553
    @krystalcanfield3553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Jack: There's someone under the bed.
    Also Jack: Edward Cullen what are you doing under there?
    Had me laughing my ass off.

  • @cookiegyu
    @cookiegyu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    „Do you want to be the *newly-dead* couple?”
    Good one 😂

  • @elonthenormalside9994
    @elonthenormalside9994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8157

    Riddle: "Security searched all over the man for the drugs, but they never find them."
    jacksepticeye: "'T H E Y ' R E U P H I S A S S."

    • @candlewicke5769
      @candlewicke5769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      U P H I S A S S -

    • @HazemKarim
      @HazemKarim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Rick Sanchez approves

    • @volocerpator4955
      @volocerpator4955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      person wanting to use his toothpaste
      "this taste good"

    • @tempzsttwo9858
      @tempzsttwo9858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *A S S C H E E K S*

    • @shaggiel3099
      @shaggiel3099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The sad thing is, I’m pretty sure like prisoners or whatever try to smuggle stuff in like that (someone said that who supposedly went to prison for a year idk why)

  • @demonicfoxx1169
    @demonicfoxx1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17088

    Therapist: What do you do when your wife tells you to jump off a cliff?
    Guy: ... *y e e t*
    Therpist: NO

    • @madeinhell5100
      @madeinhell5100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

      "A child."
      "NO!"

    • @demonicfoxx1169
      @demonicfoxx1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@madeinhell5100 XD

    • @arihanson3153
      @arihanson3153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      THERPIST😂
      I'm not correcting you this miss spelling just made me laugh so thank u

    • @alexiss.2111
      @alexiss.2111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Withered Bonnie me too

    • @demonicfoxx1169
      @demonicfoxx1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@arihanson3153 Oh shoot I didn't even notice that XD

  • @rayganadamson2005
    @rayganadamson2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Jack: likes riddles and is good at them, claims to have never failed one
    Also Jack: likes green
    The riddler:……

    • @ryencecaracta8441
      @ryencecaracta8441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You might be onto something...

    • @yukikitsune7366
      @yukikitsune7366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Petition for Jack to play the Riddler in the next Batman movie.

    • @ryencecaracta8441
      @ryencecaracta8441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yukikitsune7366 signed

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He could totally voice act it

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I like the Diddler more tbh.

  • @SimplyVibin17
    @SimplyVibin17 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My guess for the riddle at 11:00 would be that they originally found the same kind of riddle and the word was “Rise” because the ballerina “rises” to her toes, roosters help people “rise” in the morning, cranes lift (I.e. rise) things, and an alarm clock rises.
    But in order to not directly copy it they put a synonym to rise (the word climb) that made absolutely no sense to the context of the images.

  • @Skremks
    @Skremks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3118

    Can you imagine your significant other telling you to jump off a cliff and you just spin around and say "Divorce."

  • @metricarrow7838
    @metricarrow7838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2434

    “Dude this popcorn is bomb”, “yeah its great”, “no literally its a bomb!”

  • @Hyrixous
    @Hyrixous ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think to explain the "climb" riddle, this is a game of Crashbox's Think Tank. The goal of the game is to find out what word they all have in common with. For example:
    Q: What do these objects have in common?
    A piece of ham
    A cigarette
    A gang traitor
    A: they're all things you smoke.
    You can smoke ham
    You can smoke a cigarette
    And the gang traitor? Smoke em.

  • @blackout6411
    @blackout6411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I'll be honest with you, with the trapped in the Mayan tomb thing. I naturally vote for the plants because aside from the Mayans wouldn't use an iron door like that and it wasn't visible from outside, the plants need some sort of sunlight to grow. The whole reason I voted for the guy's wife in the power outage homicide was exclusively due to the weapon he had been stabbed by. A Doctor, nurse, or any employee wouldn't need to bring a knife from home since they all have access to plenty of possible weapons and he was stabbed with a kitchen knife. With the bad guy in the movie theater, I was thinking it was one of the ladies in the lower right (the viewer's right) because there is an unattended bag among them and nobody brings a bag that big to a movie theater but I should have been paying closer attention to the guy in the brown coat.
    I appreciate the comment about how people with glasses are smart, I needed a little pickmeup today.

    • @bfwb3321
      @bfwb3321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The hospital one makes no sense anyway, they have backup generators to keep them going during a power outage.

    • @minionyou9167
      @minionyou9167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh my God. You're literally wrinkled

    • @blackout6411
      @blackout6411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@minionyou9167 I got some bad news Minion, I'm not old, just experienced.

    • @mafaldaviana9060
      @mafaldaviana9060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And also the plants are poisonous??? You need to eat them to die???? They're not venomous mushrooms??????

    • @teodanu-soare8839
      @teodanu-soare8839 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is dynamite in a popcorn bag on the left

  • @moremorerie54
    @moremorerie54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2658

    “So you either die by poison, die by death or go through a door.”
    -Jack, 2020

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I would like a die by death please

    • @welcome2myhappyworld
      @welcome2myhappyworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You only die by poison if you ingest it though...

    • @moremorerie54
      @moremorerie54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@welcome2myhappyworld oh wait a minute-

    • @jayneparker1782
      @jayneparker1782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Stick i could be wrong, but wouldn't then be a toxin instead of a poison, or am i just not smart

    • @jayneparker1782
      @jayneparker1782 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Stick fair enough

  • @adammiller5207
    @adammiller5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1897

    “Who’s the kid’s father”
    Sean: neither
    Me: both, they're a gay couple and adopted the kid.

    • @adammiller5207
      @adammiller5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      and if anyone is wondering why they're on different benches the answer is social distancing, and they are not breaking quarantine by going to the park they set up a sandbox in their back yard because they're good dads.

    • @stefs2512
      @stefs2512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@adammiller5207 *they're

    • @cliberty165
      @cliberty165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nice

    • @probably_seohyun
      @probably_seohyun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I see, you're a man of culture as well (no, I don't read Yaoi)

    • @bronzelaugh2350
      @bronzelaugh2350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      👏👏

  • @GrGr828
    @GrGr828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    2:21 i love how dedicated jack is to “their up his ass” 😂😂😂

    • @themug406
      @themug406 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go back to preschool and learn the difference between their/they're

    • @craigyeates1854
      @craigyeates1854 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@themug406 let me guess, you’re going to be bitchy about the fact they didn’t use proper punctuation too?🙄😂

  • @kadeegass270
    @kadeegass270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Jack: “I have a very wrinkly brain”
    Also Jack: gags on his glasses

  • @Alice-dv4wt
    @Alice-dv4wt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2581

    Others:-
    "I am smart"
    "I am intelligent"
    "I am clever"
    "I am quick witted"
    Jack:-
    MY BRAIN IS WRINKLED

    • @plestern08
      @plestern08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Me: i smort

    • @LunaProtogen
      @LunaProtogen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      People who say that they are smart usually aren’t. It’s called the Dunning-Kruger effect.

    • @dornk406
      @dornk406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My brain rich of bigness

    • @polyminutes8788
      @polyminutes8788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My brain is load of bleach
      Because of r34

    • @binnie_77
      @binnie_77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm sad I read I am a smart I hate myself

  • @thegongoozler5920
    @thegongoozler5920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2403

    “My brain is so large, my brain is so big, my brain so wrinkled in here”
    Jack, don’t lie to us. As we all know, your brain is a potato.

    • @sayeed1413
      @sayeed1413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whoever doesn’t sub to me are simps can I get 100 Subs

    • @kyri1s_413
      @kyri1s_413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@sayeed1413 no

    • @hanaeve__
      @hanaeve__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @SAYEED Simp.

    • @ardentgeldenhuys5702
      @ardentgeldenhuys5702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No he is the spud

    • @scissorsdont
      @scissorsdont 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      a big, smart, wrinkly potato

  • @elwoodreynolds3810
    @elwoodreynolds3810 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Jack: have you ever been one of those people with no drugs on you
    Me: no

    • @64KOs
      @64KOs 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wait what

  • @jpgevan
    @jpgevan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    14:00 "yeah guys im into this, aawh solving murders has never been so lit"
    LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD

  • @youngharvey3373
    @youngharvey3373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    7 second riddles logic:
    Jimmy is dying of a heart disease. His dog Kevin likes to bark at the neighboor. Their’s a snail 1000feet from Jimmy. His brother Gerald is visiting. Jimmy died. Who killed him?
    Right answer: The snail had a magic laser gun so he teleported and killed Jimmy.

    • @maeforreal
      @maeforreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's sad that you're not wrong

    • @jackwalsh1185
      @jackwalsh1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      alternate answer his neighbour because his dog wouldnt shut the fuck up

    • @jackwalsh1185
      @jackwalsh1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      because what else do u do when a dog is baking at you

    • @legseeall2334
      @legseeall2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao 😂

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s like really really sad that you aren’t wrong

  • @derpychicken522
    @derpychicken522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1344

    "He turned around, He said his last word"
    "A P P L E S"

    • @ok-uq6in
      @ok-uq6in 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes

    • @Monarch_Souls
      @Monarch_Souls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think you mean "I like trains"

    • @246kisses
      @246kisses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Annulment!

    • @ozzie6447
      @ozzie6447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      suddenly, pineapples

    • @fateerah851
      @fateerah851 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Monarch_Souls meme died 12 years ago

  • @teyhabahe9980
    @teyhabahe9980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Whenever I'm sad I come back and rewatch this video because it always makes me cry laughing how he says "I'm smarty" with his grin at 12:06

  • @GranRey-0
    @GranRey-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    15:00 I thought 4 was gonna be "Granny's got arthritis"

  • @johnbailey5835
    @johnbailey5835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4048

    Jack/Sean: My brain... So large, so wrinkled.
    Also Jack/Sean: It's secret dad number C!
    *Number* C

    • @whatamidoinghere9085
      @whatamidoinghere9085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      *LETTER* 3
      *NUMBER* C

    • @steelpump100
      @steelpump100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      you're simply too small brain to understand words from large wrinkly brain jack

    • @Cold_Sapphire
      @Cold_Sapphire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I didnt even notice that

    • @jayolila3046
      @jayolila3046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@steelpump100 exactly

    • @giornogiovaanapp9365
      @giornogiovaanapp9365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Hey don’t forgot “and then one minute you wake up dead”

  • @dearil8007
    @dearil8007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "Either die of poison, *die of death,* or go through the door."
    ~jacksepticeye, 2020

    • @tanlumarikruger9476
      @tanlumarikruger9476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahahahahhahahahah

    • @rexbethechicken5320
      @rexbethechicken5320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The mayans didnt have pyramids thousands of yes ago they built them in the 15th century

    • @Starhawke_Gaming
      @Starhawke_Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Plus if the mushrooms are poisonous, the simple solution is to just not eat them.

    • @dearil8007
      @dearil8007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think fall damage is more appropriate

    • @toruhagakure7070
      @toruhagakure7070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aight ima go die of death now

  • @cayswi4236
    @cayswi4236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jack: My brain is wrinkled, Big brain time.
    Also Jack: My Brain has never worked a day in it's life

  • @MorganAndreaa
    @MorganAndreaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jack. You’re fucking hilarious. Thank you.

  • @ceoofbasedcontent6897
    @ceoofbasedcontent6897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    Ah yes. A ballerina, a rooster, a construction site, and an alarm clock all have something in common. *C l i m b*

    • @timothy7437
      @timothy7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yes obviously bc Climb = Balleroolarmsite

    • @oldsoul1384
      @oldsoul1384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Rooster: they climb to rest at night
      Construction sight: you have to climb scaffolding on some sights
      Ballerinas: they have to climb to the top to be the best
      Alarm clock: when people hear them, they climb out of bed
      BOOM I'M A GENIUS
      P.S. I know this is really cringy, don't make fun of me😂😂

    • @timothy7437
      @timothy7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oldsoul1384 lol

    • @oldsoul1384
      @oldsoul1384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@timothy7437 my IQ is unmatched..

    • @timothy7437
      @timothy7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oldsoul1384 yes

  • @KainaX122
    @KainaX122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    “That’s not a riddle. That’s a preference.”
    Me: “You must be new here”

    • @jesuschrist8054
      @jesuschrist8054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I saw 7 second riddles and got sad

    • @mandarinablue8438
      @mandarinablue8438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jesuschrist8054 oof yeah. Aren't they the same guys with 5 min crafts or sum shit?

  • @dinosaurasher
    @dinosaurasher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is so funny. I thought Jack calling the soap bar a clam was hilarious but I lost it when he did the bit about the stiletto on the dashboard and then said they have basketballs in New York. I’m still laughing about that last one.

    • @Gacha_gays
      @Gacha_gays 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh, so it's soap

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I thought it was a makeup thingy.

  • @theasigamer1617
    @theasigamer1617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jack: Person with a corn on the cob.
    Me: That is true but there is a literally lady in the jumper with dynamite in her popcorn.

  • @pixelberry8054
    @pixelberry8054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    When Jack gets a right answer: *Starts to gloat about how wrinkle brained he is*
    When Jack gets a wrong answer: *Defends himself with realistic logic against the riddle’s answer*

    • @Avellania
      @Avellania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      To be fair, they have a lot of riddles where the answer is complete bs. They are either based on assumptions, prejudices or subjective opinions. I remember one riddle about a burglary. It was a building with 3 apartments and they questioned each tennant. The solution was that one of the tennants was actually the burglar. Everything okay so far. Then it got weird. The burglar was a ginger woman. How did they know that she wasn't the tennant? There was a red dress draped over a chair in the background and "no woman with red hair would ever wear red".

    • @guffguy289
      @guffguy289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fair

    • @YukaiUreshii
      @YukaiUreshii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Avellania The mental gymnastics required for that last statement. ._.

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Avellania Okay, you totally got me there. I was going to say that since you only get 7 seconds the answers, by necessity, can't be too complex and must sometimes just have the most likely suspect be guilty. That one, though, would have pissed me off. Screw all the ones with "comments" as the "answer." The majority of them seem to be "we don't have any idea, so we'll just ask the viewers to come up with an answer for us."

    • @Avellania
      @Avellania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kyuubinaruto17 I have the theory that all the "comments" riddles simply don't have an answer. Or at least not a definite one. They are either so vague that you have no idea or there are so many weird details that there are several possible solutions.It's just a trick to get a lot of comments under the video.

  • @definitelynotalizard
    @definitelynotalizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    They thought Gerald was cheating, but he actually just looks real fine in six inch platforms.

    • @cozmicmic
      @cozmicmic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      XD

    • @cooper_ae
      @cooper_ae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He really makes those high heels work *cue Brendon Urie dancing*

    • @definitelynotalizard
      @definitelynotalizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@cooper_ae He's not as think as you drunk he is

    • @alexisoelberg7448
      @alexisoelberg7448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I read that as Geralt and now I'm just picture the Witcher in platforms 😂

    • @definitelynotalizard
      @definitelynotalizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@alexisoelberg7448 Toss a dollar bill to your Witcher

  • @TNiinja
    @TNiinja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I’d love to see Sean do a reaction to Riddle Me This! Or better yet some of the TedEd riddles, they are fun. 😄

    • @PalisadePeryton
      @PalisadePeryton 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      TedEd is just math lol

    • @JCNiinja
      @JCNiinja 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@PalisadePerytonThey have logic riddles as well

  • @animal_lover4712
    @animal_lover4712 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack: I can either die of poison, die of DEATH or the door
    Me: isn't dying of death all of them

  • @Jamie-ko6ux
    @Jamie-ko6ux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    Jack: the drugs are up his arse
    7-second riddle: No they were in his toothpaste-
    Jack: The toothpaste was up his arse

    • @cassieesmee8005
      @cassieesmee8005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I would probably choose to put it up my ass rather than in my toothpaste bottle... They usually throw those away here whenever you're travelling, unless it's a mini toothpaste 🤣

    • @farr2600
      @farr2600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@cassieesmee8005 first of all, ew. Second of all...
      I'd do the same.

    • @iris8840
      @iris8840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@farr2600 XD

    • @ismaelrios2286
      @ismaelrios2286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@farr2600 hmm delicious

    • @robertbanachowski1546
      @robertbanachowski1546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      P O O P A S T E

  • @youranimeguy1278
    @youranimeguy1278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    "Will you jump for me?"
    "Divorce."

  • @Gust_The_Man
    @Gust_The_Man 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "People who wear glasses are way smarter than everybody else"
    Me who wears glasses : Fails every single riddle the video gave me

  • @birdsnestfern5635
    @birdsnestfern5635 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Riddle: Who killed Jim?
    Me: Willie McCoy, but back home they call him Slim

  • @parkiepooh2353
    @parkiepooh2353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    Doctor: "I was talking to a patient"
    My brain: Imagines Doctor saying, "How do you like being stabbed, Jim?" as he stabs him.

    • @chunky8684
      @chunky8684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      doctor: *proceeds to stab*

    • @toomuchtime4896
      @toomuchtime4896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *28 stab wounds!*

    • @kattt.mp4
      @kattt.mp4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *"you are a saucy boy, doctor"*
      *"What you jim?"*
      [He stabs him]

    • @smichel869
      @smichel869 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      R.I.P Jim 😩

    • @user-qo4oh5ht1y
      @user-qo4oh5ht1y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@toomuchtime4896
      Y O U D I D T W A N T T O L E A V E H I M A C H A N C E H U H ?

  • @Jay-rq9fo
    @Jay-rq9fo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Jack, to wear glasses you technically have to fail a test.

    • @ovoid_ovvie
      @ovoid_ovvie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sunglasses

    • @projectretro8243
      @projectretro8243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@ovoid_ovvie you fail the test of being a baller and just staring at the sun to wear sunglasses

    • @ovoid_ovvie
      @ovoid_ovvie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@projectretro8243 um what

    • @LittleJP34
      @LittleJP34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ovoid_ovvie Wait you never stared into the sun to get glasses?

    • @ovoid_ovvie
      @ovoid_ovvie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LittleJP34 you'd have to do it for too long for your instincts to allow you to.

  • @akariizumi4221
    @akariizumi4221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Two, die of death"
    -Jacksepticeye 2020
    I love it

  • @thedoggydoggerton
    @thedoggydoggerton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    “What did the man say when his wife told him to jump off the waterfall” I’m not even kidding, my first thought was “yeet”

  • @rachow2371
    @rachow2371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    them: "there's a bomb in the popcorn"
    me, an intellectual: "the bomb in the popcorn is a distraction to cause hysteria so corncob lady can strike"

  • @ItsLanaLeslie
    @ItsLanaLeslie ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack: My brain... So large, so wrinkled.
    Also Jack: "...Next minute, you wake up dead!" 😂

  • @noodlesandsprite7052
    @noodlesandsprite7052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    “He’s gone way inside.”
    Oh how I love 7-second riddles and their way with words

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      T H E Y R E U P H I S A S S.

    • @cheesebiscuits6323
      @cheesebiscuits6323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Did you know, they are run by the same company as 5 minute crafts.

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@cheesebiscuits6323 I mean I'd assume so...

    • @ok-uq6in
      @ok-uq6in 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheUnderscore_ lol same

  • @whitewolf152
    @whitewolf152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Jack: My brain is big brain
    Also Jack: ITS UP HIS ARSE

  • @lewdogzombies
    @lewdogzombies 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    14:24 I think you can talk to someone in the dark, even though you can’t see them you can still talk 😂😂

  • @Reygzzz
    @Reygzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it's either the corn on the cob lady or the guy with a whole wine bottle in his bag

  • @narwalace3823
    @narwalace3823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Jack: "Nobody who is single cleans! The people in a relationship clean because they dont want there partner to see how much of a slob they are!!!"
    Me: *feels very called out*

  • @faith9196
    @faith9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    Absolutely nobody:
    7 second riddles: *he’s got his legs crossed. He’s gone w a y inside*

    • @thevoodooman1609
      @thevoodooman1609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't think they realize that just because you're relaxed, that doesn't mean you can't have a boner. The reason guys get boners is because of a certain muscle relaxing. That's why guys can just be zoning out in math and then BAM! Boner.

    • @_.B00._
      @_.B00._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@thevoodooman1609 what, no one mentioned boner anywhere

    • @eravixx6626
      @eravixx6626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@thevoodooman1609 Nobody.. Said it is a boner... Are you.. Okay?

    • @TakeMeToParadize
      @TakeMeToParadize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheVoodooman1 😂😂😂

    • @demonicfoxx1169
      @demonicfoxx1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Way inside...?
      W a y inside......
      *OH GOD NO*

  • @mrflammable4664
    @mrflammable4664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack: you can't see my brain cuz your brain tiny. Your brain stinky small.
    Me casually solving a Rubik's cube

  • @brodypeterson9502
    @brodypeterson9502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “HES AN ORPHAN” had me DYING🤣

  • @cesci9901
    @cesci9901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    "Maybe he likes wearing lipstick?"
    "Maybe HE wears a bra?"
    "Maybe HE's not even a HE?"
    yes oh my god i love you

    • @riooo8072
      @riooo8072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      cesci thats gay dude haha

    • @cesci9901
      @cesci9901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@riooo8072 isn't everyone gay for jacksepticeye though let's be real

    • @skrungly6839
      @skrungly6839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'm a girl and I'm gay for jack

    • @wellifailed392
      @wellifailed392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@riooo8072 uhh, that's trans

    • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
      @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly my thoughts!

  • @acehamelinck2330
    @acehamelinck2330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    No one gonna talk about how the hospital guy “wakes up dead”

    • @sandram.433
      @sandram.433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah! I immediately went to the comments and no one mentioned it. Smoothbrainers smh

    • @josephg94
      @josephg94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That reminded me of Scary Movie paradox scenes

    • @greyceenewman3680
      @greyceenewman3680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me every morning :)

    • @BriannaJoy00
      @BriannaJoy00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This one really got me

    • @shannyashannon3912
      @shannyashannon3912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly growing up in the bad part of town with a majority of me friends being black and labeled as "getto" the "wake up dead" this is so normal in my dialect I didnt think it was odd till I watched the video again and saw the comments lmao

  • @arthurdabest8569
    @arthurdabest8569 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wearing glasses makes you look smart, but you have to fail a test to get them.

  • @Can-0-Soup
    @Can-0-Soup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:18 we need to force 7 second riddles to add jack's singing over their intro.

  • @shannonroper1
    @shannonroper1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    “Boom, terrorist” great choice of words Sean 👀

    • @hiimapop7755
      @hiimapop7755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's big wrinkly brain boy, he obviously knows what's he's doing, you smol smooth brain dum dum.

    • @IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings
      @IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hiimapop7755 I blend my brain so it's smooth.

    • @Kook_Krazy
      @Kook_Krazy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chunky brain

    • @sarahadams4950
      @sarahadams4950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True owo

    • @pale3648
      @pale3648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ha! These simpletons with their wrinkly brains, I am the almighty one with NO BRAIN!

  • @Quinlin_9000
    @Quinlin_9000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack: We're off to a good start-
    Also Jack: DAMNIT, IT WAS ME

  • @akshatyadav9467
    @akshatyadav9467 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sean: Let's do some Riddles
    Me: Starts having MAJOR Half Blood Prince flashbacks

  • @jessicaward6818
    @jessicaward6818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I guess getting married isn’t considered a proof of your love anymore

    • @gwendalynnwatkins1296
      @gwendalynnwatkins1296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, with all that infidelity, I don't blame her mistrust

    • @elgenerico5453
      @elgenerico5453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welcome to current year, Population: everyone

    • @Will-o-Share
      @Will-o-Share 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sadly it really isn't anymore

    • @thaliaburton3903
      @thaliaburton3903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...... Wait, what about the people who married for money???

    • @joeporter11
      @joeporter11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah just tax breaks

  • @braynceltheartificer
    @braynceltheartificer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Honestly, I think those "riddles" lowered my intelligence.

  • @prikshitsharma3305
    @prikshitsharma3305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yes we definitely want more of these things
    Love them

  • @deeformed2475
    @deeformed2475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly for the toothpaste one my reason for guessing was that they always take it out of your bag and examine it when at the TSA

  • @timstolper9664
    @timstolper9664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1039

    “The toothpaste because he never carries a toothbrush”
    Me : He was also carrying a razor and had no shaving cream so what’s your point

    • @pissingshitting
      @pissingshitting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Tim Stolper he used the toothpaste as his shaving cream lmao

    • @diamondlion681
      @diamondlion681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Maybe he’s a masochist

    • @annukindaswag
      @annukindaswag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They’re practically saying “if you don’t have a basketball hoop why u have basketball?🤨”

    • @hwhwakra657
      @hwhwakra657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@annukindaswag nah, more like they carry the ring everywhere, but they never carry the ball

    • @annukindaswag
      @annukindaswag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hwhw Akra oh sh*t whoever did that they fuck*n smooth brain

  • @aemilia5492
    @aemilia5492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Jack: I’ve got big brain
    Jack: *reads trapped as tarpped*

    • @emmamaun7092
      @emmamaun7092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Emily Hutton HAHAHAHAHAHA I LITERALLY DIED

    • @collinverkoyen2764
      @collinverkoyen2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AHA POOR

    • @01aamritsenxisc25
      @01aamritsenxisc25 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robin Torkar
      Robin. Robin Torkar, known by his online pseudonym as either Pixlpit or betapixl, is a Swedish TH-camr who is Jacksepticeye's editor and close friend.

    • @samuel_is_awesome
      @samuel_is_awesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh shit i didnt see this before commenting, sorry!

    • @autriciacupido9268
      @autriciacupido9268 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @loopylollypop6998
    @loopylollypop6998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “One minute the lights are out and you’re in your hospital bed- the next minute you wake up dead”
    Best thing I’ve ever heard

  • @torsuk
    @torsuk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack: How are you gonna boil water if there's no power?
    The gas cooker: *just exists*

  • @beefboss4587
    @beefboss4587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    Jack: “I’m very wrinkle in my brain.”
    Also jack: “Number C”

    • @ssupersic
      @ssupersic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yo you watch seán and poof!? Epic!!!

    • @melancholi
      @melancholi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Two facepalms.
      1: "Jack" said Number C
      2: You called him Jack. Him name is Seán. S, E, Á, N. Seán.

    • @ssupersic
      @ssupersic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@melancholi seán*

    • @bandaidcheerios2309
      @bandaidcheerios2309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ssupersic : you may have outsmarted him, but i outsmarted your outsmarting

    • @cosmofire5657
      @cosmofire5657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@melancholi
      he doesn't mind being called sean OR jack. why do so many people make this mistake?

  • @headlesszebra9857
    @headlesszebra9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    nurse: makes tea
    power: goes out
    nurse: drinks tea she made bc why waste it
    jack: she killed a man!

  • @kristiice7110
    @kristiice7110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perhaps the tea was made prior to the power going out, and enjoyed in the dark

  • @Tr._ch4
    @Tr._ch4 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Says he’s smart, a second later says the words id never thought id hear “A minute later you wake up dead”

  • @Alpha-Maia
    @Alpha-Maia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    “Do you wanna be the newly dead couple?”
    OML I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks

    • @EspeciallyOnetinez
      @EspeciallyOnetinez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alpha Maia I came to the comments just to see if anyone wrote this here 😂😂 newlyweds? How about newly deads

    • @mechmaru
      @mechmaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Divorce got me again

  • @denzelgonzales3854
    @denzelgonzales3854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    "Suddenly, the door behind you closes and you are tarped."

    • @jeeode8289
      @jeeode8289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      “OH NO! I’M A TARP”
      “Tsk tsk tsk... you have fallen into my *tarp.* “

    • @suchomimustenerensis
      @suchomimustenerensis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      SOMEONE HELP ME IME TARPED HEEEELPEIKDHKDGDJRFJDMRJDNHDHDUISKSJMMGEKWFWNIDGD

    • @trumpetskeleton1418
      @trumpetskeleton1418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Defeat the monster with the beartarp

    • @ihatescottsdale251
      @ihatescottsdale251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m wheezing at this comment and replies

    • @ihatescottsdale251
      @ihatescottsdale251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “I don’t know if you’ve noticed but you’ve fallen right into my tarp”

  • @grimsladeleviathan3958
    @grimsladeleviathan3958 ปีที่แล้ว

    Going through airport security like "What if I have 5 bombs, 3 1911s, 4 AK-47, 20 pounds of cocaine, 7 knives, an illegal immigrant, a bottle of shampoo and an RPG in my hand luggage?"

  • @mrmcyeety2251
    @mrmcyeety2251 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sean: My brain is so wrinkled.
    also Sean: the next minute you wake up dead.

  • @rebecafarmer2349
    @rebecafarmer2349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1683

    He sounded so happy when he sang “don’t be stinky”

  • @matthewperera2087
    @matthewperera2087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    9:20 “die of death”
    Ah yes, death was caused by death

  • @goldie4681
    @goldie4681 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    anytime i go through a metal detector my brain goes “you have drugs, you have weapons, theres coke in your bag”

  • @freakinoutwolf6405
    @freakinoutwolf6405 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jack: One second you're laying in a hospital bed, then next second you wake up dead.
    WAKE UP DEAD.

  • @thisisfine2962
    @thisisfine2962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

    “I think it’s corn cob lady.”
    Me: Yeah, I agree, corn cob lady kinda sus.

    • @mising0px
      @mising0px 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Corn cob lady was not an imposter
      1 imposter remains

    • @bananabot151
      @bananabot151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Idk, corn cob lady using her liar voice

    • @oredrocannoj6802
      @oredrocannoj6802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol among us

    • @child1656
      @child1656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      69 likes, good job

    • @heckrum
      @heckrum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ngl corn kinda sus ngl

  • @hannnnnnaaaahhhhh
    @hannnnnnaaaahhhhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Jack: “my brain is so big!” Also jack: “I don’t think my brain has worked a day in its entire life”

    • @Cabinzguy
      @Cabinzguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      13:40

    • @socksok
      @socksok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's so big that it knows all. It does not need to work.

    • @Ender_OMS
      @Ender_OMS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's so big that it doesn't need to work

    • @aH-yx8uf
      @aH-yx8uf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      8:57

    • @theactionjackson5734
      @theactionjackson5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I literally just wrote the same comment plz don’t think I stole

  • @bigmacs9323
    @bigmacs9323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my brain, so large.
    thats some A tier grammar right there, a 100% genius

  • @alpha2x-raya2x57
    @alpha2x-raya2x57 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jack: My brain so Large! My brain so big!
    Not even a minute later: I haven't used my brain once in my life

  • @hurricanepico5351
    @hurricanepico5351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    Jack: I'm so wrinkle brain
    Also Jack: *reads trapped as tarped*

    • @marshallkili7774
      @marshallkili7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Isn't it common for intelligent people to do that since their brain works faster

    • @nakulaman
      @nakulaman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@marshallkili7774 that's not what being intelligent means

    • @marshallkili7774
      @marshallkili7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nakulaman you know what...I don't remember commenting this. Must've been my younger cousin lol. She has a tendency to get on my TH-cam and say random stuff. 🤣

    • @patootie3529
      @patootie3529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nakulaman yes it does. more intelligent people make mistakes like these often, as well as have inevitably ugly handwriting because their brains think so far ahead compared to the average person. they can mess up sentences, typing and handwriting and often don't even notice

    • @patootie3529
      @patootie3529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@marshallkili7774 your younger cousin is knowledgeable

  • @slayla2494
    @slayla2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    “Die of death”
    Ah yes and this floor here is made of floor.

    • @marble5256
      @marble5256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I laughed too hard at this 😂

    • @01aamritsenxisc25
      @01aamritsenxisc25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Robin Torkar
      Robin. Robin Torkar, known by his online pseudonym as either Pixlpit or betapixl, is a Swedish TH-camr who is Jacksepticeye's editor and close friend.

    • @rat7100
      @rat7100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @evansheridan2405
      @evansheridan2405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wheezed

    • @ashleypennycoff5515
      @ashleypennycoff5515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He also said the guy in the hospital “wakes up dead” 😂😂

  • @The_0ne_True_Kat
    @The_0ne_True_Kat ปีที่แล้ว +1

    jim gonzales:
    jackseptieye:no jim anybody but jim!

  • @twosideddogstudios8956
    @twosideddogstudios8956 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Even after watching this video, and doing all the tests, my brain is still very smooth, the size of a speck, and is functioning off of two and a half braincells-
    I wish I were smart :'D

  • @nekku2287
    @nekku2287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    13:39 ” One second you’re lying alone in a hospital bed, power goes out, the next minute _you_ _wake_ _up_ _dead_ ”

    • @scottandjudegrimley8847
      @scottandjudegrimley8847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hold up you cant wake up dead

    • @diobrando108
      @diobrando108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scott and Jude Grimley r/woooosh

    • @sampeartree
      @sampeartree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea when I heard him say that, I-

    • @kavaler1471
      @kavaler1471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Djema4281 Ffjthdncrrt55 It’s not a woooshable thing, cmon mate I don’t think you understood this comment

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God, I hate it when that happens..

  • @ideary8834
    @ideary8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    jack: solving murders has never been so lit!
    conner: I feel.... betrayed

  • @kingofsneks4328
    @kingofsneks4328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:15 This was the moment Gerald's wife found out Gerald Is a Drag Queen on the weekend

  • @RemyOfRosendale
    @RemyOfRosendale 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “The Falls” could be a decent story - imagine a ghost/spirit falling in love and getting their lover to die the same way they did so they can haunt a place together

  • @mikantsumiki5779
    @mikantsumiki5779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    “You wake up dead” Best line of all time.

  • @StellarGal
    @StellarGal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    5:58 "Do you want to be the newly DEAD couple?"
    *that made me laugh so hard, my eyes are sweating*

  • @lincolnchristensen9940
    @lincolnchristensen9940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “next minute you wake up dead” -jack septiceye
    pretty smooth brain of you

  • @loki4807
    @loki4807 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Next minute you wake up dead" Don't you hate it when you're in the hospital and you wake up dead?

  • @emiwee9309
    @emiwee9309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Sean: "I don't trust anyone who can make tea in the dark."
    Me at 2am making tea: "Um...." *chucks teacup*

    • @dakotawarrior9293
      @dakotawarrior9293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love how you didn't say chugs tea, you said chugs teacup. you consume the cup as well to hide the evidence.

    • @emiwee9309
      @emiwee9309 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dakotawarrior9293 Haha this made me laugh :)

    • @jahzielperalta484
      @jahzielperalta484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      U drink tea at 2 a.m? Ooohh

    • @haydenweck2956
      @haydenweck2956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOU KILLED HIM *DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN*

  • @cassdun619
    @cassdun619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    "He cant be the father. He is on his phone"
    *me watching jacksepticeye on my phone with my one year old
    Me "damn"

    • @jesse3391
      @jesse3391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      well I mean don't blame me you heard it from jack first but I'm afraid your wife (or husband I dunno just assuming) cheated on you

    • @remyuk
      @remyuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      well i'm sorry sir, but you aren't a father anymore. how dare you be on your phone. heathen.

    • @milotheservant7266
      @milotheservant7266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      U know what they say a post a day keeps the child care bills away

    • @gabriellagehman8993
      @gabriellagehman8993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@milotheservant7266 OH MY-