LIFE SUCKS, THEN YOU DIE! | Life: The Game
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ธ.ค. 2015
- Life is nothing but a game! Live out your entire existence in just a few minutes!
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Outro animation created by Cranbersher:
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
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5 years later... here I am taking the word jack said “puberty fucking sucks” and I can finally say yea it does
Omg lol
this vid is so nostalgic
@Fresh Shitposts 13
Ahh yeah it sucks ass
Yep it does
This was the era my Jack phase was at max capacity.
Also, I don’t think I’m going to ever get out of my Jack phase bro
yup..i remember waiting for his 2 videos a day, those 2 videos were the only time where I wasn't thinking of killing myself.
@@yashwanthvarda4772 hey man, hope that's over now, be happy and healthy.
Who else hits puberty?
Cause I hit puberty...
Sean, the dating app fail message reads: “You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities.”
@Zazycat 1000 "You were found the next day in 7 different cities"
Implying you were in different pieces, which is pretty bad
@@Grandflea02 ehhh its not pretty bad its only a little bad
"found the next day in 7 different cities"
damn
That wouldn’t happen nowadays what with the current petrol prices…
There are multiple fail messages for that section for each girl
Past jack: “I don’t know how to make coffee.”
Present jack with his coffee company: (disappointed potato noises)
yas
I almost cried from laughter when Jack took off his hat during the death scene
Alyssa Armstrong same I almost pissed my pants
Alyssa Armstrong i like your profile pic
I know right. I nearly DIED!!!
Alyssa Armstrong me to
same
“Can you fail to die?!?!”
-Jacksepticeye
Jackense
that would be great if we could fail to die xD
I Know @@elimbj6416
You can if you have no ammunition
It depends on your definition of "fail to die".
Every Irish man I've seen has one of them hats but hey it's nothing like riding kangaroos Aussie life
Scottish people wear them
The Irish are better.
We don’t ride kangaroos
Nah Ireland is the life for me plus it thinking of Scotland
@@josho2275 yessir
Jack: "How do I make a coffee?"
He now has a coffee company. How things have changed
6:38 I love that jack takes his hat off
Shadow Gamer [FNAF and More!] Ikr so cute
Shadow Gamer [FNAF and More!] a
It's the kind from those scenes
Shadow Gamer [FNAF and More!] lol
Me too. His face was just like whaaaa? ‘Die!’
Oh..ohhhhh..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Love how he looks so depressed when it said "DIE" and fake cried
Exactly 😂😂😂
Nemo: dory tends to talk in her sleep..
Dory:I stuck a whole bag of jellybeans up ma ass...
@@Macho_._lp0
@@lynnhughes1887 wut
Well sucks to be you haaa
I took a huge sip of water, and he goes “sort, DIE??” And I almost spit out my water 😂😂😂
“Who’s going through puberty right now.”
Me: *raises hand* what’s ironic is I’m watching this on my 13th birthday, yay puberty.
felt that one, my 14th is this November and my family can’t wait for me to grow up and get my emotions under control
Happy Birthday !? :D
@@leafy_green7573 are they under control?
Crying in „I got my first period with 8 since my hormones are fucked up“
Its more like coincidence then irony.
“I need to get married. TOGA, TOGA!”
I love you so much Sean. 🤣
Xd
Sean?
Shayla Hawkins jacksepticyes name
o
Sean is jacksepticeye's real name
4:01 *everyone screaming "The shoes, you nutjob! The Shoes!" * XD
Ikr!
Belka for life
The Republic of Ustio. I KNOWWWW 😂💀😂😂😂
Relatable
No not me I didn’t notice
"Put the grandchildren in the fire"
-Jacksepticeye
Him saying that made me
L A U G H
It's crazy to come back and watch his older videos after years of not seeing them. I've been supporting the channel for 7 years now and I feel like we've grown not only as a community, but we've grown with Seán as a person and a creator. Knowing how genuine he is and knowing now what we didn't know then about his personal struggles makes all of these old videos hit so much differently. Despite anything that was going on, he put his heart and all the energy he had into this channel. Any time I came home from school and did homework or just sat in my room, even falling asleep at night, I'd watch video after video on this channel. Feeling the sincerity in someone's words when they tell you they care about you and they're thankful you're here kept me going in the shittiest parts of my life.
This video was from 5 years ago and it's bittersweet watching it and seeing how far everyone has come since then and just how much everything has changed for better or for worse. Thank you.
I'd love to watch Jack in his 80s, yelling "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES!" or "LIKE A BOSS!" before coughing for 5 minutes. And us subs (who are also in their 80s) will break our fingers trying to punch the like button in the face.
lol
+James Bucket lol ill be in mah 70's
We wouldn't also be in our 80's though. I'm pretty sure at least half of Jack's are half his age right now.
+James Bucket and then the happy wheels videos wud be like "haaaaaapy wheeeeeeels!!! ah my spine!!!
I wonder if we will ever live that long 😰
Jack looks pretty young for almost thirty!
He's 25.
+1983 is calling that almost thirty is 25 which is pretty young i think--- its not the youngest, but its still young
+1983 is calling I completly agree he looks so young
+1983 is calling well hes not THAT close
+1983 is calling well... Jack/Sean is 25 right? he's only 10 years older than me and DAAAAAMN he's smooth to be 10 years older than me.
Anybody else watching this 5 years after it was made and he's now 30
Yup
me
Hewo
Yeah
Even six years later this video is still the best play through of this game I’ve seen.
quote from jack to his fans about life. "there's not much to it and it was over super quick."
Blood And Guts sex?
Bonnie Bunny no life
Bonnie Bunny it was a joke friend. he was talking about the game "life" and.. nevermind.
TheReallyCoolRobloxGamer why is your name so long
Blood And Guts
Jack~ *DIE?!* ....^hesitantly removes hat and starts sobbing^
*me:starts laughing*
At least he is respectful
Pff lol
XD
I LOVE YOU JACKSON
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Jack: *moans his OWN death*. Edit: holy crap- 221+ likes- holy-
You mean mourn
@@theangel1975 Nah *MOAN* xD
Find her
mourn omg
@@khaenriya
Nah Moan
1:06 I remember singing that in kindergarden
We all know life sucks, that's what you get for a free game.
+Sans *insert comical drum sound*
+Sans hey i just saw you comment on vanoss pop story anime lol
+Sans heh, yeah. You should just buy Undertale instead. ;p
im waiting for jack to fight you :P
fuck you san
I agree with the title =/
lol
3,585
+Snowatic same
yes I agree
ikr
When I first watched this in middle school, I thought nothing of the title. Now, however, is a different story lmao the title is so true
2:45 I PUT CHEEEESSE IN???!?!?
The "Findher" fail was "You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in seven different cities!" In other words, your girlfriend murdered you and put your remains in seven different cities.
Oh god
Just saying she is right I saw it two
oh 😳
It actually fails twice check markipliers video for this game and you'll see what I mean
@@ream1622 hades
Jack: “ Who’s going through puberty right now “
Me: * raises hand *
Same.
Same
Same
Why did ye copy the person who said it some months ago? :'
R.I.P
The Findher was saying: You were always attracted to dangerous chics. This time you went to far an were foundthe next day in 7 different cities. I just paused it
When you laughed at “being born” the captions said “laughing like a perv” 😂💀💀😂😂😂😂
For those who are curious, the outcome of failing the "dating" part of the game is: "You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!"
oh... that sounds plesent
+Leah Katchur Thank you so much i spent like 5 minutes on 0.25 speed trying to read it
Thnx
Lol no problem
***** And there's also something about cats.
When Jack wasn't seeing the boots I had to pause the video, stop screaming then I kept watching. *why me*
Why not you
K.J Writes
Same, you're not alone
K.J Writes Your never alone god is with u and same with me
4:19 the baby has a mustache
5:22 Seán...it says OLDEST. 🤦♀️
Milk! **puts cheese in coffee**
*MIIIIIIILLLLLLLLKKKKKK!*
April Fools! Cheese is made of diary :p
It's a dairy so that counts as well.
Cheese is to milk as boomers are to zoomers
Lol
I mean
*Cheese is made out of milk*
While he was suiting up i was like the shoes are over there!!!!!!
Me too!!!😉
omg me 2
Sameee
SAMEE
Kitty Stuff wasn’t everybody 😂
"put bad children in the fire!"
- jacksepticeye
We’re not gonna question that the pimples were growing on his eyes
puberty is a tough time
Puberty... they told me being a teenager would be fun...
They lied ... I'm sorry
It is, if you're at least pretty lucky. Otherwise it's somewhere between "meh" and "I would rather shove tent stakes into my eyeballs while walking across hot coals during a severe hail storm".
EchoL0C0 For me it's the latter
Same. Omg teen years suck ass!
Same. Omg teen years suck ass!
You know what would be great? A game about life that is slightly different every time it's played.
In one play through, you're a California kid who gets into Stanford but in the next round you're an orphan from India.
Do u go to Clay? You have the Trojan mascot as your picture....
No, that's just the USC logo.
yeah, that would be pretty cool!
+Troy Wullbrandt Well that's basically 30 Second Life.
+Syscaline Gaming THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WUZ ABOUT TO COMMENT
this came up in my recommended and the intro scared me...
i’m used to
LAUGH
12:28 RISE FROM THE DEAD MY MINION
For the Dating part when you fail it says, "You were always attracted to dangerous chicks.This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!"
+Emily Larouche for the grandma its "OMG kittens! seeing that grannie on this website with her cat made u (somthing i cannot remember =D) so u went out and got a kitten yourself! Now u live with 16.5 cats and spend 15 hours catering to their every need"
+Sean Burlem don't judge princess on her disabilities, she's special.
+Sean Burlem Its what the grandma ending is if u choose her on the website
that's what I said lol
+Emily Larouche yup i paused at the right moment
"do old people just get floppy and weird?" Jacksepticeye 2015
Lol
"I don't always get old, but when i do, i get floppy and weird"
"5 times 4 is yes"
+Silver Chrome not when he/her posted the comment
+Silver Chrome BTW if you were smart enough to look at when this was posted it was in 2015, have a nice day :)
6 years later and I still love it
7 years later watching this my jack phase was elite
Sean: “I’m going to be a great father!”
Also Sean: “drag them into the fire!”
Sean: “I’m going to be a great father!”
Also Sean: “drag them into the fire!”
@@marialena5660 that is literally what she just said
"Do old people just get floppy?" Jacksepticeye 2015
Tuổi?
8:09 was the funniest thing ever
This was 5 years ago?! I remember when it first came out and how happy it made me omfg🥺😭♥️
No Jack, it is a horror game, It's Life ;)
true
so true XD!
Ha...JOKES
Life is a rollercoaster.Scary and fun......But mostly...... MESSED UP AS FUCK!
+Ebonicade it is so true
"Life sucks"
True words were ever spoken - IGN 10/10
my life in a nutshell :D
IGN=InGameName...
You're everywhere :(
This title is the most true title in life. :)
I just fucking watched an ign video right before this.
Jack: You and your f*cking purple hair
Me with purple hair: ......
same-
5:41 😂😂😂
11:08 *grandma having a rave*
You know the song Aron Chupa's "Rave in The Grave" exists
stebby noooooooooooooo
Was I the only one thinking to myself that he called himself grandma?
After much frustration with pausing at the right time...this is what the date one says when you mess up.
"You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!"
I bow to you my saviour we shall call you " The One With To Much Time"
XD Yeup....though it only took me like a minute...but yeah....I do have too much time. Lol
+SpacePug For Life Too* If you're gonna be sassy, do it right
thank u....
Thank you so much!
9:26 "You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!"
This is my favourite era of Jacksepticeye and this video was always my favourite for some reason
For anyone curious about the "Findher" Failure:
*You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!*
Fun as always Jack! *Big Hugs* Merry Christmas everyone!
+DontWatchMePlay aww. i was gonna tell you to play this during indie night
+Jared Spotts Nope need to find a new game lol
ok
+DontWatchMePlay ...why didn't I look at the comments before I tried to stop it for 3.5 minutes..
+Cuhh Awesomeness (Jane) Haha I'm just always around when least expected. Sorry for your inconvenience!
I thought you said, and I quote, " *_TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU, LADIES!_* "
He isn't saying that? 😂
Top o’ the morning to ya laddies!
i have watched this so many times throughout the years and i still luv it
9:47 that’s what she said
I tried to write a comment but Alan broke my keyboard..........................................................GOD DAMMIT ALAN !!!!!!!
Alan's a little bitch.
Katie Mae xD
+Pasa Marius XD funniest comment so far bro
im sorry
lol
Jack:“Do old people just get floppy and weird?”
Me:”That’s what viagra is for!”
I’m going through my teenage years now.
I discovered what is written when you lose in a app called of Findher, "You were attracted to dangerous chicks, this time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities". If you use slow motion then you can see it
Was anyone else yelling about the shoes?
Yup XD
:D
Yes
+Bella Walker I was like all I was thinking was look down jack hurryyyyyyy
ME
9:26 thank me later
It says: you were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went to far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!
bunny fun :3 it changes depending on the chick
Bunny fun you can read fast
@@birdy3614 nah, if you put the playback speed at the lowest and pause the video at the right time, you can see it. Took a few tries though😂
I'll thank you now
@@Lee-ht1st
Also if you pause and use the > key on your keyboard, it goes frame by frame
Jack: puberty is one hell of a ride
Me 10 years old and going through puberty: shi-
Unless your female why are you already going through puberty
@@Umbrakinesis207 some people just start early
Almost 4 Years Ago
AND HE IS STILL ISNT 30
Conters in Ahh I think u haven’t seen Eminem yet
Lmao
Its sad he will be 30 next year
I think he was like 25
@@kenanhacili44 I'm guessing u really like eminem
6:52 Jacksepticeye cried happily after his character died.
The way he changed emotions ina blink of an eye at 6:53
When you lose on “Findher” the thing says “You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!”
It depends on who you click wrong on if you click no one the first chick and future wife it says “you NOPE’d one of the prettiest girls you’ve ever seen and now cry yourself to sleep” and if you click no on zoidburg it just says “why not zoidburg?”
@@finn_the_human363 just like jacksepticeye 1:59
"A real person doesn't put fucking MILK in their coffee"
*looks down in shame*
I do so -flips hair- yeah he's not the only one
same
Same😂😂
i put hot water in my coffie
People put milk in their coffee
The dating fail says "you were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went to far and the next day you were found in 7 different cities,"
Zoidberg does _not_ take well to rejection.
+Moocow2003 cuz he knows everyone loves his derpiness WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
you are either very good at pausing at the right moment, or someone finally fixed that bug.
+jordyn moore seeing this makes me realise I wasted 10 minutes of my life when I coud've just searched the comment section XD
+Benjamen McGhee pause exactly at 1:48
7:57(and so on)no because you want it 10 minutes
"How many of you are going through puberty right now?"
*raises hand*
Meh?
Me...I think
XD lol
@@memelord5236 oof
when i first went through puberty I didnt know too, until I realised periods were part of puberty and started having pubic hair xD
@@aasia. Uh,.the pubic hair part gave me some bad flashbacks
11:05 "stay together for the kids" was that a blink 182 reference...
I've been looking for this comment XD
Rosalie Duran I love blink 182 check out my channel lol
Im2slick4u 556 that advertising lol
Im2slick4u 556
9:24 says 'you were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and was found in 7 different cities!'
It feels like yesterday when I subscribed to this channel and that very day this video came out :)
In case anyone was wondering the dating fail said "you were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities" so that you don't waste your time trying to pause that ridiculously fast image flash
2nd try
+SergeantSwiss 9002 nice took like the 50th for me
+Hoodie135 Thank you!
Everyone destroy this comment's like button to keep it alive
+Zosonils The Foxhog why?
Took me like 10
you break up with your girlfriend, Alan and her get married, and Alan won the lottery..........
*GOD DAMMIT ALAN!!!!*
Alan gets married, has kids, kids get pimples in puberty, Alan operates and kills his son
Janine Isabelle Villalobos did you make that up or is it from a tv show (Charlie, Alan..)
Janine Isabelle Villalobos SCREW Alan!!
Janine Isabelle Villalobos GOD DAMMIT ALAN
Janine Isabelle Villalobos iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
damn i cant believe this was 8 years ago, i vividly remember it coming out
Wow
When the end my brother just opened the music "It's been a long day"
I never get tired of his intro :)
k
It scares me I jump everytime and I fell outa my chair once
Same
TOP OF THE NIGHTTIME TO YOU LADDIES!!
BabySnatcher Jaguar hjgy
I didn't realize this was uploaded on Christmas....
The way he just said 'YOU DON'T BUY THEM AT THE F*CKING GROCERY STORE' got me😨😨😭😭😭
0:52 when Jack laughs turn on captions and tell me what it says
Laughing like a perv
Laughing like a perv
Jack's reaction at 6:42 was absolute GOLD! Made me laugh so hard I nearly fell off the couch.
PrimVictorian lol me too
PrimVictorian It made me cry because my grandma died last saturday
PrimVictorian your right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Luka TheBoss
Sounds fun
How is that funny
I thought he was suppose to put the flowers on the coffin... but I was wrong..
"FAST! Jack before the time... runs out" oh
Yasss! Also when he had to get dressed I saw his shoes and I'm pointing like dudeee his shoes!!!
indeed :p
+Ciara Buckner yay phandom!
The begging scared the hell out of me he just started yelling😂
Jack: "How many of you are going though puberty right now?"
Me, Already has a beard: Yes.
You are one cool guy Jack
I hope you have a good year
The findher thing said
You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities
Lmao it dose
I hust typed that
Silver Slayy same 🤣
5:12 put the grandchildren in the fire
Anyone else just watching his older series and videos in quarantine? 😅 I just finished rewatching his Minecraft series 😌😌
still holds true 7 years later
The note on date says:
You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went to far and were found the next day in 7 different cities
:)
Jasmine Herbert no
Jasmine Herbert your right
noice work
Jasmine Herbert thank you ouo
There's a game after this one, its called "Afterlife"
He already played it
Danish ShahrinPlayz - Roblox he played it. After this comment. So she knows. He did.
He played it idiot
Lol hi Hiyori
Played u tiddie