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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 ปีที่แล้ว +17984

    Friendly reminder that you can wear whatever the hell you like regardless of your gender.

    • @jasonowolabi900
      @jasonowolabi900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      First comment

    • @killerdrew199
      @killerdrew199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      jacksepticeye lol i suggest u look up to ted-ed riddles

    • @broadwaytrash8359
      @broadwaytrash8359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      ❤️

    • @casskathleen2703
      @casskathleen2703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

      Thanks Seán I know a lot of ppl even me in fact get bullied bc of what they wear or bc of what "they are supposed to wear" so thank you I hope you are staying safe

    • @crystaldragon3491
      @crystaldragon3491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Ever since quarantine you have been rushing to make content because you care about your fans and want them to be able to have something to watch but it is not too fun for you which is why I’ve been thinking about a certain game, one that everyone has always enjoyed, one that you’ve never finished and that game is undertale, early on you attacked a monster thus never got the true ending which is something we all would want to see together because your fans treat you like family and care for you as you care for us, so please if you do see this comment go back to undertale and revisit your old pals

  • @ruben5109
    @ruben5109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3396

    Woman: wears baggy clothes
    Secret agent: *confused screaming*

    • @redpz
      @redpz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      reasons why jack needs to stop doing these challenges that involve the bright side and the other bs channels

    • @borgesmaster
      @borgesmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Woman: wears baggy clothes
      7 second riddles: wait thats illegal

    • @redpz
      @redpz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@borgesmaster i hate these channelelsl olAWJODIAHJRUIRTHUOda

    • @willyoung7344
      @willyoung7344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      RedPz r/IHadAStroke

    • @thorbonds7804
      @thorbonds7804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha Poor

  • @r2d2fromstartrack83
    @r2d2fromstartrack83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    "He had a heart attack"
    A second later
    "The police questioned the suspects"

    • @lunaplaysgames9824
      @lunaplaysgames9824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      kira...

    • @sravanh6707
      @sravanh6707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Normal detective stuff

    • @thevideogamenerd2268
      @thevideogamenerd2268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 more likes

    • @overlorda.k.4732
      @overlorda.k.4732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lunaplaysgames9824 Kira Queen has touched the riddle!!

    • @brocksells197
      @brocksells197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also, the Grandma said she was gone all EVENING he died in the afternoon as the kid was at school when he died. Her alibi was crap

  • @mariet7004
    @mariet7004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    him: "such simple math my brain can't keep up"
    Me: continuously pausing the video to do the math....

    • @nobodylovesme7140
      @nobodylovesme7140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      17:48 it was Jason momoa that guy from the super bowl add

    • @ulrikahaggard9923
      @ulrikahaggard9923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrSpy-bq9up LIES

    • @dominiquelamothe2425
      @dominiquelamothe2425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this just as he was saying it

    • @TabithaDarkDreamer
      @TabithaDarkDreamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same lol Also when both Jack and I were at 7 and they did 7 I genuinely wanna know how tf

    • @newplayerbut_pro
      @newplayerbut_pro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that was me also lol

  • @gototot
    @gototot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    “Diana’s a normal teen”
    *Spiderman dance scene without music intensifies*

    • @cinnamonroll4773
      @cinnamonroll4773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah Diana reminded me a bit too much of that scene. 😂🤣

    • @joshlol895
      @joshlol895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THIS HAD ME DEADDDDD

    • @Braydenhb
      @Braydenhb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did this comment get so many likes when it was only hours ago almost when the vid was posted

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Woman: Dresses comfortably on the beach
    Diana: Suspicious

    • @milindk1478
      @milindk1478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nuclearmcginnis simp

    • @spaceorc1397
      @spaceorc1397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hehehne hehebb that's not what simp means

    • @milindk1478
      @milindk1478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spaceorc1397 dude u edited the comment don't lie simp

    • @nuclearmcginnis
      @nuclearmcginnis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@milindk1478 Yeah ok since people wanna start flame wars, the comment is getting deleted.

    • @milindk1478
      @milindk1478 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nuclearmcginnis simp and pussy

  • @stuartcooke2787
    @stuartcooke2787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    In the envelope riddle, either of the last two statements could be true, and the check could have been in any envelope

    • @hawk3079
      @hawk3079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      7:00 we can all agree that the statements here are bullsh*t because the first is obviously false if the second was true than the third is false meaning it's in the second one if the third is true you have a fifty fifty chance of getting the check

    • @hawk3079
      @hawk3079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I think it should have been in the second one

    • @kkagie
      @kkagie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hawk3079 i agree

    • @randomralsei3145
      @randomralsei3145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@hawk3079 Nah, they are just bad riddle-makers. The first envelope is probably supposed to say, "there is no check IN THIS ENVELOPE"

    • @seanmchugh1981
      @seanmchugh1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@randomralsei3145 The grandmother made the riddle, she she’s the small smooth brain who doesn’t understand parallel universes

  • @potatoism4591
    @potatoism4591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Sean: * smiles *
    Also sean: everything is pain, and i'm dying!
    everyone: *haha?..*

  • @lit_gameplays6133
    @lit_gameplays6133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    Bruh the one with the “who is a man” what if....a girl doesn’t wanna dress revealing? How scary

  • @envykristo2881
    @envykristo2881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4894

    Fun fact jack is actually still held at gun point

    • @dominichaggith7805
      @dominichaggith7805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Goated Chicken only a true shinobi would see that though

    • @ban3bunk3r51
      @ban3bunk3r51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He is always held at gunpoint

    • @alissavann639
      @alissavann639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dominichaggith7805 does that mean you are a true shinobi?

    • @trippy0x074
      @trippy0x074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Goated Chicken poor

    • @tmky2172
      @tmky2172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fun fact jack isn’t his real name

  • @rainbowcloud5400
    @rainbowcloud5400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Fun fact, when Jack said I'm detective bell, there's an actually detective named detective bell. I know him very well cuz of my dad...

    • @rainbowcloud5400
      @rainbowcloud5400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @riri ! yea, it was fun seeing cops go to my old house

    • @Zen.jz1
      @Zen.jz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rainbowcloud5400 yeah, i'd like to hear if there're any interesting stories too 👁

    • @scarletpachyderm
      @scarletpachyderm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rainbowcloud5400 same for me :D

    • @jessecrossley21
      @jessecrossley21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fun fact, Jack is your dad. 4:18

  • @charchar2627
    @charchar2627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “Take your name, add 5, subtract 4, multiply by 2, subtract the amount of letters in your name... I’m your dad.” Ok so 7 + 5 = 12 - 4 = 8 x 2 = 16 - 7 = 9. I’m your dad is 9 letters. I’m scared.

    • @grimm3995
      @grimm3995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      my interpretation: so... he's 12 years old!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • @GlunkusCheeseIII
    @GlunkusCheeseIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Girl: does simple math trick
    Sean: BURN THE FAAACKIN WITCH

    • @claritygamin8551
      @claritygamin8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HAH POOR

    • @teddybear2234
      @teddybear2234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HHAGAH POOR

    • @orfanclub6288
      @orfanclub6288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jimbo's land of awesomeness your number is : 7 me no it’s 1.154

    • @lizardlegend42
      @lizardlegend42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This one wasn't even that good. They literally say "subtract the number of letters in your name" so the letters in your name obviously don't matter, I have seen some cool ones involving multiplication/division but that one was just boring

    • @blossomtea4330
      @blossomtea4330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lizard ledgend I know right. The adding and subtracting of the amount of letters in your name cancel each other out. From there it's just basic math. And he says his brain is wrinkle

  • @drbens549
    @drbens549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2218

    "She hides her upper body and therefore it's a man"
    Don't most women do that at the beach?

    • @ActuallyAcce
      @ActuallyAcce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Pretty sure its illegal (in most places) if you don't. Big stink

    • @ronsauceify
      @ronsauceify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      We live in a society.

    • @papatristan3536
      @papatristan3536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Happiehope why

    • @blu_blur_0614
      @blu_blur_0614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      The first riddle is an insult to flat chested women.

    • @ActuallyAcce
      @ActuallyAcce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@papatristan3536 Most places indecent exposure is illegal. Meaning nudity and the likes.

  • @viviana3776
    @viviana3776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The guy in the telephone booth is poor because he has no cell phone

  • @echoshadow7485
    @echoshadow7485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Who is poor
    Jack: the baby
    😂😂

  • @tinglemingle6451
    @tinglemingle6451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    The mafia is like the tooth fairy, you leave drugs and then he puts money under your pillow

  • @emilykirkpatrick703
    @emilykirkpatrick703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    The first “riddle” sucks. It doesn’t matter how many letters are in your name because you add it an subtract it which cancels each other out

    • @humannomore7759
      @humannomore7759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah, you learn that kinda stuff in 9th grade
      Edit:Yeah, so I have no idea what grade you learn it exactly, all I knew is that by the time I was done with school you could do one is those pretty easily

    • @dragontheminerz
      @dragontheminerz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's that one "fun mathematical riddles that will blow your mind" bs

    • @LordBloodySoul
      @LordBloodySoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Didn't work with mine, since I have 9 letter in my first name and I am a girl, so my number is 0.1 at the end

    • @rainbowkingyt2766
      @rainbowkingyt2766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      true accually

    • @rower8691
      @rower8691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      LordBloodySoul maybe it’s best you dont do math riddles

  • @skullhoodie3743
    @skullhoodie3743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    I remember watching this when I was still questioning my gender and not knowing if I should add/ subtract when it said to if you were a boy and skipping the part, now I watched it and didn’t question anything. I’m kind of proud of that.
    Edit: Alright, there’s been an unneeded argument going on since I posted this comment, other people’s gender does not affect you so if you’re upset by the fact I’m trans then go to a different comment please.

    • @juliagibbs32
      @juliagibbs32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Congratulations! I’m glad you’ve found happiness!

    • @MecodoVision
      @MecodoVision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You can’t question you’re gender

    • @largeboi4678
      @largeboi4678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@MecodoVision do you enjoy being negative? You can always just accept people for who they are.

    • @MecodoVision
      @MecodoVision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@largeboi4678 no I just find making snowflakes like you angry, funny

    • @MecodoVision
      @MecodoVision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beepbeep4261 no I didn’t have a bad day and I will listen to what you said I never tried to ruin anyone’s day I’m just here saying my opinions

  • @Cygnusart0843
    @Cygnusart0843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    16:06 it can’t be Rose because yes, she said that she cleaned the living room, but Chloe was found unconscious in the bedroom.

  • @minx.toesies2037
    @minx.toesies2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    sean: has bell
    felix: has tambourine
    their neighbours: have hearing loss

    • @killerqueen1798
      @killerqueen1798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      FLOOOOOOOORRRRRE GANG WHERE U AT

    • @minx.toesies2037
      @minx.toesies2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@killerqueen1798
      floor gang ouh
      floor gaNG OUH
      FLOOR GANG OUH
      *FLOOR GANG OUH*
      *FLORORI GANAG OUDHHH*

    • @-TheDefinitionOfGayPanic.-
      @-TheDefinitionOfGayPanic.- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hotel : trivago

    • @whaccoon
      @whaccoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop: using this format
      It's: so overused

    • @mathewcapone5661
      @mathewcapone5661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hotel: trivago

  • @BootyCrusader
    @BootyCrusader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    “He died of a heart attack. WHO KILLED HIM?”
    his heart. his heart did.

    • @Sirvanquish
      @Sirvanquish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      its called a heart attack for a reason

    • @angelb3055
      @angelb3055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      *Big Brain Time*

    • @SKewber42069
      @SKewber42069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ...Was it a shear heart attack?

    • @Anonymous-cn9ow
      @Anonymous-cn9ow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SKewber42069 L O O K O V E R H E R E

    • @whateveranimations6616
      @whateveranimations6616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Booty Crusader 😂😂😂

  • @tetehenkes
    @tetehenkes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    07:50 the beginning of an era

  • @magdalenapardo7704
    @magdalenapardo7704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jacksepticeye: there is no check, thats false cause there is a check
    Also Jacksepticeye: its the third one

  • @eye_of_pluto
    @eye_of_pluto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    "He had a heart attack."
    Jack: Oh no!
    Me: Haha, poor.

    • @dogerish
      @dogerish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      cant even afford a working heart!

    • @ieatyourhead2296
      @ieatyourhead2296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean I can't but that is because I scare everyone away and keep on spending my money on more heads

    • @ieatyourhead2296
      @ieatyourhead2296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So he's poor hahahhahahahhaha

    • @DivineMind222
      @DivineMind222 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poor heart*

  • @pranavr9536
    @pranavr9536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    "I have a job where no one looks at me"
    - Jack, while speaking to 23.8 million people

    • @The-A.S.O
      @The-A.S.O 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's talking to a camera so really he's not talking to that many people its recorded and not live plus you don't know how many people could watch the video XD of course I'm joking hope no one takes offence to this lol

    • @staria3970
      @staria3970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pranav R it’s a joke

    • @zillasaiyan1m274
      @zillasaiyan1m274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well he is making a joke about the joke it’s called jokeseption

    • @pranavr9536
      @pranavr9536 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@staria3970 wooosh

    • @pranavr9536
      @pranavr9536 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@staria3970 wow well played, that was a very good joke you just did there, it's almost like I just said that

  • @ImJustAGuy612
    @ImJustAGuy612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me when someone asks how I'm doing:
    0:58

  • @Gacha_gays
    @Gacha_gays ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:35
    The dude in the phone box: exists
    Everyone: HAHA, POOR!

    • @Lorraine_ii
      @Lorraine_ii ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, whoever you are I just want you to know that I hope you have an amazing day! ❤

  • @WarlikeMark97
    @WarlikeMark97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Jack : Did they break into his house to pay him?
    Me : umm its called reverse robbing

    • @thatgayenby2554
      @thatgayenby2554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's the new thing.

    • @wolfie1924
      @wolfie1924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or the mafia boss is the tooth fairy, I mean he left the money under a pillow, think about it 🤔🤔

    • @theotakufailure4290
      @theotakufailure4290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wolfie1924 The expensive items were his molars

    • @thatgayenby2554
      @thatgayenby2554 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wolfie1924 correct

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wolfie1924 mafia boss came into my room, put money under my pillow and kissed my temple??? Dont be silly 😂😂 unless,,,,?😳

  • @danielreddish8706
    @danielreddish8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    No one:
    Seven Second riddles: Diana is dead. What is her favorite shade of the number gorilla?

  • @dannydecheeto9623
    @dannydecheeto9623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:58 when im forced to interact with any human being at all

  • @vishakhamalewar3771
    @vishakhamalewar3771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:58 - "Everything is pain and I'm dying" - 2020 Jacksepticeye

  • @Lilly.Mouske
    @Lilly.Mouske 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    Jenna Marbles: 5 minute crafts
    Simplynaillogical: Troom Troom
    Jacksepticeye: 7 second riddles
    Epic trilogies of lies.

    • @fr34k45
      @fr34k45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Next is Bright Side

    • @jkcatsmeow5225
      @jkcatsmeow5225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lilly Mouske dang I thought Danny was the king of troomtroom crafts, guess he got knocked off his thrown 😞✌🏻

    • @TheClarkChannel
      @TheClarkChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jkcatsmeow5225 I think simplynailogical has just been doing the troom troom vids longer than Danny. She's the queen but he can be the king 😂

    • @nekkoPi
      @nekkoPi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Lauren does all of them lol
      ...Now that I think about it, Lauren seems very lonely and bored doing life hacks and riddles videos POOR LAUREN

    • @jkcatsmeow5225
      @jkcatsmeow5225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Clark Channel dang I didn’t know that! I should check out her vids :)

  • @jhorsthreedee5869
    @jhorsthreedee5869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    The three envelope check riddle was stupid, technically the check could’ve been in any of them and still two statements would be false, and one true. Hell, the grandmother could’ve not put a check in, and still one would be true, and the other two false.

    • @chibikomeh
      @chibikomeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I agree. I guess they were trying to be clever because most people assumed the check would be in the "true" statement one while it didn't explicitly state it would be, but then the whole stupid "riddle" doesn't actually solve anything. If you were stupid and picked one at random you would have better odds than picking the most logical one. If the granddaughter is stupid it's because it runs in the whole family.
      That or we both put far more thought into their own puzzle than they did. That's entirely possible too.

    • @ecat4789
      @ecat4789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes it could have been in any but it couldn't have been in none because that would make two of them true

    • @captainpotatochips1367
      @captainpotatochips1367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are correct about it being in any of them:
      1st envelope- 3rd statement is true
      2nd envelope- 2nd statement is true
      3rd envelope- 3rd statement is true
      However, there had to be a check, because if there wasn’t then both the 1st and 3rd statements would be true.

    • @RogueAngel1016
      @RogueAngel1016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE WAS BOTHERED BY THIS

    • @Saber7175
      @Saber7175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it was in the second envelope and the first and third message was false.

  • @sanrai9077
    @sanrai9077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:52 to answer your question it's literally that guy in the telephone on the right

  • @msia7201
    @msia7201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:15 I don't know why that's poor? I run hot in the north, and I'm out cooling off in the snow in a tee basically everyday.

  • @Ghost-ql6tn
    @Ghost-ql6tn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    "she's covering her chest" because this is a public beach??

  • @lilacianlilyophus5159
    @lilacianlilyophus5159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    "The Local Mafia Boss"
    They talk like Mafia Boss' are as local as a gas station.

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lilacian Lilyophus yup, your local mafia boss is probably buying your local serial killer chips at the local gas station 🙃🙃🙃

    • @jahdielfreeland2698
      @jahdielfreeland2698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Chill Sis just giving up some local cash to the local gas station worker

    • @bstmeg5237
      @bstmeg5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are more people in gangs and mobs than you’d think. They even live and work in the public.

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bst Meg I know it was meant to be a joke tho

    • @jahdielfreeland2698
      @jahdielfreeland2698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chill Sis that’s just your local know it all, giving out some local information :)

  • @tinasroadtrip5696
    @tinasroadtrip5696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jack is such a mood. I tryed doing those "riddles" and i literally thought the same thing jack did. LoL

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:50
    Phone booth guy, because everyone else gas smart phones, & he's calling from a T.A.R.D.I.S.

  • @IggyVRam
    @IggyVRam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    You're so busy doing math you don't realize it starts with "count the number of letters in your name" and halfway through there's a step that tells you to "subtract the number of letters in your name".

    • @scowrules
      @scowrules 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, thats why I always pretend my original number is x when I get these mathy ones.

  • @asphoris5844
    @asphoris5844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    When he says “Smooth brain.”
    I imagine an actual smooth brain and it scares me...

    • @intensemaster
      @intensemaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      well that's techincally what it means. A smooth brain without wrinkles means less brain capacity

    • @cheesed-kun8445
      @cheesed-kun8445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PsyFY yeah but imagine a completely smooth brain isn’t that terrifying?

    • @apeture_explorer4810
      @apeture_explorer4810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cheesed-kun8445 may I introduce you to koalas?

    • @greyjustgrey2423
      @greyjustgrey2423 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look up a koala brain

    • @drakeatkins3765
      @drakeatkins3765 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

  • @themaleskeleton
    @themaleskeleton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *_My favorite ice-cream flavour is b r a i n w r i n k l e_*

    • @grimm3995
      @grimm3995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i prefer intestine shower or liver pool

  • @isabellebise8440
    @isabellebise8440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the one with the friends in the cabin by the sea where Rose did it. She said living room and they showed a bedroom.

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver9135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Why do the designs of these 7-second “Riddles” remind me so much of those creepy online girl games with pregnant Elsa?

    • @mumtazmintyfresh6159
      @mumtazmintyfresh6159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i really shouldn't have laughed like i did at this comment
      lmao

    • @Tad0t
      @Tad0t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      because of JonTron

    • @kimbleryan7150
      @kimbleryan7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @conman2216 yt no

    • @himbokyles
      @himbokyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmfao i got 0 by the end of it,i do not have a gender

    • @butterbean6538
      @butterbean6538 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol

  • @fennikusu3254
    @fennikusu3254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    7-second riddles : Diana is a normal teen.
    Diana: *spazzing out*

    • @vesigamer6667
      @vesigamer6667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what all normal teens do😂

    • @Jaswinderkaur-vt2ze
      @Jaswinderkaur-vt2ze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No it’s the thing between their legs that-

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All teens do this 😳😳😘😘do you??😂😂😚😊🙄🤭😂🤣👉👉👉 Have seizures

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jaswinderkaur-vt2ze finish your sentence

  • @fatma98jessica
    @fatma98jessica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "AHAH POOR!" I just keep laughing everytime he says that

  • @mikecahill4831
    @mikecahill4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man: Doesn't were a cote when there is snow
    Jack: Haha poor

  • @A.J.TheRocker9000
    @A.J.TheRocker9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Guy: (walks)
    7-second riddles: He’s poor because he exists.

  • @PrateekSrivastava789
    @PrateekSrivastava789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Jack: Luckily I do a job where no one has to look at me.
    Everyone: *confused screaming*

    • @KanyeWestglazer69
      @KanyeWestglazer69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prateek Srivastava ya we can hear idk y u point stuff out that he said it’s not like we don’t watch his videos

    • @reversev9778
      @reversev9778 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Statick Vlogs buzzkill

    • @ninjacozmo294
      @ninjacozmo294 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

    • @zeldaprincessgirl100
      @zeldaprincessgirl100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Statick Vlogs
      Sssshhh, don't ruin the fun, just go with it.

    • @karldemegillo9895
      @karldemegillo9895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fools. Don't you all know that's not Sean? It's a robot controlled by the real JackSepticEye; Séan.

  • @echo8513
    @echo8513 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:04 gives me the same vibes as doof going "a platypus? *gasp* PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!?"

  • @oppaiqueen447
    @oppaiqueen447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As I get ready to go to bed with headache and I decide to listen to my favorite loud boy. Love ya Jacky:3

  • @arfoster384
    @arfoster384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Me, having the name Anna:
    Jack: "I don't think you're stupid Anna"
    Me: cries uncontrollably

    • @educatedbrawler
      @educatedbrawler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are not stupid I am the only one allowed to be stupid here

    • @alfishbein5332
      @alfishbein5332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Annas unite

    • @emilymartinez6534
      @emilymartinez6534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MY HEART JUST BROKE AWWWWW COME HERE ANNA AND GIVE ME A HUG IM ADOPTING YOU I DONT THINK UR STUPID ANNA

    • @SpaceWaveKitty
      @SpaceWaveKitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GREETINGS FELLOW ANNAS

    • @anastaydead9252
      @anastaydead9252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm a Ana with one N

  • @justsomeguyontheinternet3822
    @justsomeguyontheinternet3822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Woman: *Wears baggy clothes.*
    Secret Agent: *This is beyond illegal.*

    • @zeyzmbe3105
      @zeyzmbe3105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So I’m illegal 😂

    • @APerson-dz6bq
      @APerson-dz6bq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      gaming with Zoe
      How are you allowed in public? Wait a minute how am I allowed in public?

    • @APerson-dz6bq
      @APerson-dz6bq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zoey

    • @melinafarias5913
      @melinafarias5913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      your username made me uncomfy and i don't like it

    • @EthanN-jj1uy
      @EthanN-jj1uy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@melinafarias5913 R00D

  • @Inhaler2.0
    @Inhaler2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:58, how I feel everyday...

  • @Nicktendoxtxl
    @Nicktendoxtxl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:01 “I’M GETTING UPSET!” XD

  • @thorfypoo
    @thorfypoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1249

    Beginning of video: Diana is just a normal teen
    End of video: She’ll never be the same again, she is paranoid, she has lost it, she started thinking girls were guys, she has gone bonkers, she is brain dead and might as well be dead, she is gone.

  • @pfysche2283
    @pfysche2283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6000

    Ah, yes. A normal teen who does normal teen stuff like saving her parents' life or assuming people's gender.

    • @evnoteve5269
      @evnoteve5269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      And why did it matter to her though😂 "my parents have been kidnapped, I saved them, we're on vacation, but one of these 3 lady's is ACTUALLY A GUY!!1!!! 111!!!!!!!" What was the thought process behind the writing😂😂

    • @me-cl1ew
      @me-cl1ew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@evnoteve5269 maybe there wasn't a thought process behind it

    • @darrendays4489
      @darrendays4489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Maybe she's scared off Trans ppl or something

    • @aldo_the_apache3422
      @aldo_the_apache3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Well it's pretty easy to tell girls from guys so assuming ones gender is just human nature

    • @darrendays4489
      @darrendays4489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@aldo_the_apache3422 yup

  • @spencersonnefeld
    @spencersonnefeld 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first one: for any number n, 2*(n+3-6+3+5-n)-3 = 2*(n+3-6+3+4-n)-1 = 7.
    It simplifies down to
    2*5-3 and 2*4-1.

  • @roninbowling
    @roninbowling ปีที่แล้ว

    The first one is super easy to understand. She makes you do the math on the amount of numbers in your name, then she makes you subtract the amount of numbers in your name. So then, everybody did the same math because they took out their starting number.

  • @callum5808
    @callum5808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Sean: “glen traded illegal product, glen how dare you”
    Kid called glen: *sweating intensifies*

    • @glennyboi368
      @glennyboi368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cazza1107 I’m glenn

    • @glenwiggins5042
      @glenwiggins5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I am also called glen

    • @DracoBloodline
      @DracoBloodline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      visit my channel, let's be friend's

    • @callum5808
      @callum5808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely not creepy

    • @peepeestorm2178
      @peepeestorm2178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the glens :
      allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @sprikitik4936
    @sprikitik4936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    "Everything is pain and I'm dying"
    This phrase sounds like a meme to me.

    • @ManofSex69
      @ManofSex69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ignore me If Gay it was and it died

    • @sprikitik4936
      @sprikitik4936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F

  • @LocalGoober10
    @LocalGoober10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It’s the scenic route to adding to 7.

  • @Jaisprod
    @Jaisprod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack: such basic math
    Also jack: messes up and messes everything up

  • @swedisheek
    @swedisheek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    me: doesn’t have 25 million bells
    tom nook: HAHA, POOR!!!

    • @Idk-pr2nd
      @Idk-pr2nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The number of likes is 69 let's keep it like that

    • @limits821
      @limits821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      heh, poor

    • @yvonnehoward3888
      @yvonnehoward3888 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who's poor? Picture of Bam and Tossboy.
      Well Sheri of course that's why she's not in the picture.

    • @memestert7561
      @memestert7561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me having 24,999,999 bells but tom nook still calls me poor
      Me realizing this isn't funny
      Then i realizing typing this bead grammar

  • @MMDVG
    @MMDVG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Woman: *Wears baggy clothes*
    7 Second Riddles: So you have chosen death

    • @tiem6260
      @tiem6260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      not to mention the sheer amount of transphobia that oozed off of that whole "riddle"

    • @MMDVG
      @MMDVG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tomer Dagan THIS! It was so freaking cringey you can just see Sean was over it lmao

    • @JayD30
      @JayD30 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ttyfyg

  • @iamthesnakeufearme8965
    @iamthesnakeufearme8965 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:01 that face you make when your mom doesn't give the sweets to you but you're sibling

  • @rocketlueage4188
    @rocketlueage4188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jacksepticeye: does math and says; I’m your dad.
    Me: WITCH

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    4:48
    "The local mafia boss"
    Of course, every town has one.

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As you do.

    • @RealestPerson.
      @RealestPerson. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ˙noʎ sǝǝs ǝH

  • @melissamikaelson7146
    @melissamikaelson7146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Jack: “no stupid people here, right?”
    Me: nervous laugh

  • @chkfla_lvr
    @chkfla_lvr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:53 hes not wearing a “mafia” or ninja outfit, its just parts of him darkened in the style of a “ninja” outfit

  • @padoodle
    @padoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    among us has wrinkled my brain more than school ever did

  • @tannerchristensen4302
    @tannerchristensen4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    he did not have a heart attack he is just floor gang

  • @cxhen1231
    @cxhen1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    “I do a job where no one looks at me”
    2.108 million people: hmm

  • @CreepDestroyer
    @CreepDestroyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jack: says that it's not 7 second riddles but way longer
    7secriddles: prepare your grip
    7secriddles: lift the Sean
    7secriddles: yeet the Sean

  • @arfansthename
    @arfansthename ปีที่แล้ว

    7:00
    The third statement has to be true, because it validates the false statement of the second one.
    And since the third statement is true, then the first statement is false, meaning the check would be there.

  • @thegongoozler5920
    @thegongoozler5920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    “Everything is pain and I’m dying”
    That’s a mood if ever I heard one.

  • @montanasky3181
    @montanasky3181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Jack: “No stupid people here though, right”
    Me: initiate nervous laughter

    • @nova_final5683
      @nova_final5683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Montana Sky that's definitely a while mood

  • @partyclownz
    @partyclownz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:05
    It could be in any envelope and I this is why I think so.
    1. It didn’t state that the one that was true had the check or one that was false had the check
    2. The second envelope says “the check is here” and not “the check is IN here” which is true because the check is in one of the envelopes which means it is “here”
    3. The third one is most likely false which means if we are following the “the check is in the envelope with a true statement” thing it would be the 2nd envelope because it is the only (most likely) true statement

  • @monkael1438
    @monkael1438 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    by subtracting the letters in your name, everyone becomes the same.
    bob:3
    add 2. 3+2 is 5.
    subtract the number of letters in your name.
    5-3=2. bob ends up with 2
    timmy+2=7
    subtract the number of letters in timmy
    7-5=2. always ends up with 2

  • @aswayalmao
    @aswayalmao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "Who is poor"
    Jack: the baby!
    7 second riddles: no, he's got a point

    • @ennojohan
      @ennojohan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Empiror's New Groove

  • @mk_the_maniac2091
    @mk_the_maniac2091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    World: Don't Judge a book by its cover
    Seven second riddles: WhO iS pOor? LoOk At ThIs CaRtOoN

    • @mrcreepe-oi4yq
      @mrcreepe-oi4yq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To all the people out there don't be a ass

    • @mrcreepe-oi4yq
      @mrcreepe-oi4yq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you

    • @spacehunternebulanm7003
      @spacehunternebulanm7003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Don't judge a book by its cover!"
      Cover: "But... that's what I'm here for..."

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spacehunternebulanm7003 a cover is just a representative of the book. I've read amazing book with shit covers and vice versa. It's about the CONTEXT

  • @androgynousbadassvillain
    @androgynousbadassvillain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "If your a girl minus 3, if your a boy minus 1"
    *confused enby screaming*

    • @notsoanonymous241
      @notsoanonymous241 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's enby mean?

    • @lordexplosionmurder8978
      @lordexplosionmurder8978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@notsoanonymous241 non binary. Enby is like an acronym. Non binary is also written as nb, which is pronounced as enby

    • @notsoanonymous241
      @notsoanonymous241 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lordexplosionmurder8978 ahh thank you for telling me

  • @heddja
    @heddja ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i watched this video so many times. It has no right being as funny as it is 😁

  • @mrvinyee7539
    @mrvinyee7539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    person: wears fake Nike's
    everyone around him: *GET A LOAD OF THIS HOMELESS MAN*

    • @bebsss1117
      @bebsss1117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He doesn't know how to communicate

    • @giraffewithscales647
      @giraffewithscales647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @randomswine his mind is in a different place

    • @Mddsnll
      @Mddsnll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@giraffewithscales647 will everyone give him a little bit of space

    • @claritygamin8551
      @claritygamin8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amparo Jerez HAH POOR

    • @anonomuse9094
      @anonomuse9094 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Panther2706 yes. Yes he has. And whats with the poor jokes it kind of offensive if people keep commenting it.

  • @zerolayne8245
    @zerolayne8245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    If Jack is doing 7-Second Riddles, it only makes sense that he tries 5-Minute crafts.

    • @danishgentmobil275
      @danishgentmobil275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @thebigone8986
      @thebigone8986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that would be awesome

    • @jakebrennan1209
      @jakebrennan1209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is 100% needed

    • @shadowlibrarian400
      @shadowlibrarian400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As long as he doesn’t try the dangerous stuff.

    • @krishbae0708
      @krishbae0708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I dunno 5 minute crafts contents are trashy enough, if Jack do them it would encourage others to do it too, I mean there's an episode where they bleached a freaking strawberry what if young children copied that? Nope, it's a big nope

  • @frowny5460
    @frowny5460 ปีที่แล้ว

    To be fair, breaking into your home to pay you is a pretty badass way of saying "good job, but we know where you live"

  • @erisvurek2133
    @erisvurek2133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    husband: had a heart attack
    7 second riddles: who caused his heart attack =D

  • @zachk1878
    @zachk1878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    No one:
    Mary's Husband: FLOOR GANG OOO OOO

    • @tiorhusky2342
      @tiorhusky2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stinky floor gang...

    • @montyhowarth8041
      @montyhowarth8041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FLOOR GANG

    • @minecraftegg3607
      @minecraftegg3607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tiorhusky2342 I bet you're ceiling gang

    • @giannis5767
      @giannis5767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FLOOR GANG OO OO

    • @giannis5767
      @giannis5767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tiorhusky2342 you must be ceiling... Cringe

  • @Joi_to_da_World
    @Joi_to_da_World 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Who is poor?
    Jack: the baby!
    Me: he's got a point 🤔

    • @shaxxmeer
      @shaxxmeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also,
      That Nike thing could've been to avoid copyright.

    • @cadenbrown4447
      @cadenbrown4447 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True both of yall

  • @averagegamer6959
    @averagegamer6959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don’t know if someone mentioned it but the poor person in 9:05 is the man in the phone booth because he doesn’t have a phone.

  • @MysteryMan9133
    @MysteryMan9133 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:25 they added any subtracted the letters of your name then just made a big equation of how to get 7

  • @user-ph3mr2jo6d
    @user-ph3mr2jo6d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Question: Who is poor?
    Jack: The baby. HE WANTS THE EXPENSIVE PHONE

    • @Sy-dj2ci
      @Sy-dj2ci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no he just left his in the Ferrari at home

  • @CptRussiaXD
    @CptRussiaXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    These puzzle games are the type of games facebook and instagram would promote i swear

    • @VegetaHitsGirls
      @VegetaHitsGirls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lazy garbage that is very easy to replicate? Sounds about right.

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that's why I ignore them

  • @lapetus7695
    @lapetus7695 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    bro the part where you said "OH he was a youtuber he had a computer, headphones and microphone in his car and told me to subscribe but I didn't know what that meant so I arrested him" it really explained how messed up the riddle was
    also my favorite ice cream flavor is strawberry, and I like the outro really catchy

  • @TNiinja
    @TNiinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:21 I think the man in the telephone booth is “poor” because everyone else has a phone of their own but he has to use a payphone

  • @calvie420
    @calvie420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    “Don’t make me kick you out of quarantine club.” Seán straight up willing to sacrifice the smooth brains to save the economy

    • @Mr_Murdersalot
      @Mr_Murdersalot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It had to be done

    • @1Alyxx
      @1Alyxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It not Sean it Seán

    • @calvie420
      @calvie420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HELL toss lad I knew there was an accent somewhere thanks

    • @1Alyxx
      @1Alyxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      np

  • @cattyblogging9906
    @cattyblogging9906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    everyone from the midwest during winter: sh*t guess i’m poor now

    • @Cheiriko
      @Cheiriko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cattyblogging
      Everyone in Canada who can handle some cold-

    • @gramcrackergaming2723
      @gramcrackergaming2723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @Dragon-hu5ev
      @Dragon-hu5ev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree, it just doesn’t really get that cold in the Midwest. I mean we can have snow, but, like, that ain’t cold.

    • @wonkykid6113
      @wonkykid6113 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats great!

    • @CCuppy29
      @CCuppy29 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mary Bridges chief have you ever spent a winter in Chicago?

  • @-panalex-4697
    @-panalex-4697 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:57 the man in the telephone booth- everyone else has cell phones.. he doesn’t.

  • @kylarzwei
    @kylarzwei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Video: If you're a girl, subtract 3, boys subtract 1
    Me: *Screams in nonbinary*