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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 ปีที่แล้ว +18249

    Friendly reminder that you can wear whatever the hell you like regardless of your gender.

    • @jayowolabi
      @jayowolabi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      First comment

    • @killerdrew199
      @killerdrew199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      jacksepticeye lol i suggest u look up to ted-ed riddles

    • @LaytonGallagher
      @LaytonGallagher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      ❤️

    • @casskathleen2703
      @casskathleen2703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

      Thanks Seán I know a lot of ppl even me in fact get bullied bc of what they wear or bc of what "they are supposed to wear" so thank you I hope you are staying safe

    • @Users_balls
      @Users_balls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Ever since quarantine you have been rushing to make content because you care about your fans and want them to be able to have something to watch but it is not too fun for you which is why I’ve been thinking about a certain game, one that everyone has always enjoyed, one that you’ve never finished and that game is undertale, early on you attacked a monster thus never got the true ending which is something we all would want to see together because your fans treat you like family and care for you as you care for us, so please if you do see this comment go back to undertale and revisit your old pals

  • @ruben5109
    @ruben5109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3504

    Woman: wears baggy clothes
    Secret agent: *confused screaming*

    • @redpz
      @redpz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      reasons why jack needs to stop doing these challenges that involve the bright side and the other bs channels

    • @borgesmaster
      @borgesmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Woman: wears baggy clothes
      7 second riddles: wait thats illegal

    • @redpz
      @redpz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@borgesmaster i hate these channelelsl olAWJODIAHJRUIRTHUOda

    • @willyoung7344
      @willyoung7344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      RedPz r/IHadAStroke

    • @thorbonds7804
      @thorbonds7804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha Poor

  • @gototot
    @gototot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    “Diana’s a normal teen”
    *Spiderman dance scene without music intensifies*

    • @cinnamonroll4773
      @cinnamonroll4773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah Diana reminded me a bit too much of that scene. 😂🤣

    • @joshlol895
      @joshlol895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THIS HAD ME DEADDDDD

    • @Braydenhb
      @Braydenhb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did this comment get so many likes when it was only hours ago almost when the vid was posted

  • @drbens549
    @drbens549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2311

    "She hides her upper body and therefore it's a man"
    Don't most women do that at the beach?

    • @ActuallyAcce
      @ActuallyAcce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Pretty sure its illegal (in most places) if you don't. Big stink

    • @ronsauceify
      @ronsauceify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      We live in a society.

    • @papatristan3536
      @papatristan3536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Happiehope why

    • @blu_blur_0614
      @blu_blur_0614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      The first riddle is an insult to flat chested women.

    • @ActuallyAcce
      @ActuallyAcce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@papatristan3536 Most places indecent exposure is illegal. Meaning nudity and the likes.

  • @r2d2fromstartrack83
    @r2d2fromstartrack83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    "He had a heart attack"
    A second later
    "The police questioned the suspects"

    • @lunaplaysgames9824
      @lunaplaysgames9824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      kira...

    • @sravanh6707
      @sravanh6707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Normal detective stuff

    • @thevideogamenerd2268
      @thevideogamenerd2268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 more likes

    • @overlorda.k.4732
      @overlorda.k.4732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lunaplaysgames9824 Kira Queen has touched the riddle!!

    • @brocksells197
      @brocksells197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also, the Grandma said she was gone all EVENING he died in the afternoon as the kid was at school when he died. Her alibi was crap

  • @GlunkusCheeseIII
    @GlunkusCheeseIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    Girl: does simple math trick
    Sean: BURN THE FAAACKIN WITCH

    • @claritygamin8551
      @claritygamin8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HAH POOR

    • @teddybear2234
      @teddybear2234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HHAGAH POOR

    • @orfanclub6288
      @orfanclub6288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jimbo's land of awesomeness your number is : 7 me no it’s 1.154

    • @lizardlegend42
      @lizardlegend42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This one wasn't even that good. They literally say "subtract the number of letters in your name" so the letters in your name obviously don't matter, I have seen some cool ones involving multiplication/division but that one was just boring

    • @blossomtea4330
      @blossomtea4330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lizard ledgend I know right. The adding and subtracting of the amount of letters in your name cancel each other out. From there it's just basic math. And he says his brain is wrinkle

  • @lit_gameplays6133
    @lit_gameplays6133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    Bruh the one with the “who is a man” what if....a girl doesn’t wanna dress revealing? How scary

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    Woman: Dresses comfortably on the beach
    Diana: Suspicious

    • @milindk1478
      @milindk1478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nuclearmcginnis simp

    • @spaceorc1397
      @spaceorc1397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hehehne hehebb that's not what simp means

    • @milindk1478
      @milindk1478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spaceorc1397 dude u edited the comment don't lie simp

    • @nuclearmcginnis
      @nuclearmcginnis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@milindk1478 Yeah ok since people wanna start flame wars, the comment is getting deleted.

    • @milindk1478
      @milindk1478 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nuclearmcginnis simp and pussy

  • @mariet7004
    @mariet7004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    him: "such simple math my brain can't keep up"
    Me: continuously pausing the video to do the math....

    • @nobodylovesme7140
      @nobodylovesme7140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      17:48 it was Jason momoa that guy from the super bowl add

    • @ulrikahaggard9923
      @ulrikahaggard9923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrSpy-bq9up LIES

    • @dominiquelamothe2425
      @dominiquelamothe2425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this just as he was saying it

    • @TabithaDarkDreamer
      @TabithaDarkDreamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same lol Also when both Jack and I were at 7 and they did 7 I genuinely wanna know how tf

    • @newplayerbut_pro
      @newplayerbut_pro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that was me also lol

  • @Lilly.Mouske
    @Lilly.Mouske 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Jenna Marbles: 5 minute crafts
    Simplynaillogical: Troom Troom
    Jacksepticeye: 7 second riddles
    Epic trilogies of lies.

    • @fr34k45
      @fr34k45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Next is Bright Side

    • @jkcatsmeow5225
      @jkcatsmeow5225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lilly Mouske dang I thought Danny was the king of troomtroom crafts, guess he got knocked off his thrown 😞✌🏻

    • @TheClarkChannel
      @TheClarkChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jkcatsmeow5225 I think simplynailogical has just been doing the troom troom vids longer than Danny. She's the queen but he can be the king 😂

    • @nekkoPi
      @nekkoPi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Lauren does all of them lol
      ...Now that I think about it, Lauren seems very lonely and bored doing life hacks and riddles videos POOR LAUREN

    • @jkcatsmeow5225
      @jkcatsmeow5225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Clark Channel dang I didn’t know that! I should check out her vids :)

  • @minx.toesies2037
    @minx.toesies2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    sean: has bell
    felix: has tambourine
    their neighbours: have hearing loss

    • @killerqueen1798
      @killerqueen1798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      FLOOOOOOOORRRRRE GANG WHERE U AT

    • @minx.toesies2037
      @minx.toesies2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@killerqueen1798
      floor gang ouh
      floor gaNG OUH
      FLOOR GANG OUH
      *FLOOR GANG OUH*
      *FLORORI GANAG OUDHHH*

    • @-TheDefinitionOfGayPanic.-
      @-TheDefinitionOfGayPanic.- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hotel : trivago

    • @whaccoon
      @whaccoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop: using this format
      It's: so overused

    • @mathewcapone5661
      @mathewcapone5661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hotel: trivago

  • @envykristo2881
    @envykristo2881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4911

    Fun fact jack is actually still held at gun point

    • @dominichaggith7805
      @dominichaggith7805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Goated Chicken only a true shinobi would see that though

    • @ban3bunk3r51
      @ban3bunk3r51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He is always held at gunpoint

    • @alissavann639
      @alissavann639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dominichaggith7805 does that mean you are a true shinobi?

    • @trippy0x074
      @trippy0x074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Goated Chicken poor

    • @tmky2172
      @tmky2172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fun fact jack isn’t his real name

  • @stuartcooke2787
    @stuartcooke2787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    In the envelope riddle, either of the last two statements could be true, and the check could have been in any envelope

    • @hawk3079
      @hawk3079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      7:00 we can all agree that the statements here are bullsh*t because the first is obviously false if the second was true than the third is false meaning it's in the second one if the third is true you have a fifty fifty chance of getting the check

    • @hawk3079
      @hawk3079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I think it should have been in the second one

    • @kkagie
      @kkagie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hawk3079 i agree

    • @randomralsei3145
      @randomralsei3145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@hawk3079 Nah, they are just bad riddle-makers. The first envelope is probably supposed to say, "there is no check IN THIS ENVELOPE"

    • @seanmchugh1981
      @seanmchugh1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@randomralsei3145 The grandmother made the riddle, she she’s the small smooth brain who doesn’t understand parallel universes

  • @tinglemingle6451
    @tinglemingle6451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    The mafia is like the tooth fairy, you leave drugs and then he puts money under your pillow

  • @eye_of_pluto
    @eye_of_pluto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    "He had a heart attack."
    Jack: Oh no!
    Me: Haha, poor.

    • @dogerish
      @dogerish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      cant even afford a working heart!

    • @muidmk
      @muidmk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean I can't but that is because I scare everyone away and keep on spending my money on more heads

    • @muidmk
      @muidmk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So he's poor hahahhahahahhaha

    • @DivineMind222
      @DivineMind222 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poor heart*

  • @emilykirkpatrick703
    @emilykirkpatrick703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    The first “riddle” sucks. It doesn’t matter how many letters are in your name because you add it an subtract it which cancels each other out

    • @humannomore7759
      @humannomore7759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah, you learn that kinda stuff in 9th grade
      Edit:Yeah, so I have no idea what grade you learn it exactly, all I knew is that by the time I was done with school you could do one is those pretty easily

    • @dragontheminerz
      @dragontheminerz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's that one "fun mathematical riddles that will blow your mind" bs

    • @LordBloodySoul
      @LordBloodySoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Didn't work with mine, since I have 9 letter in my first name and I am a girl, so my number is 0.1 at the end

    • @rainbowkingyt2766
      @rainbowkingyt2766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      true accually

    • @rower8691
      @rower8691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      LordBloodySoul maybe it’s best you dont do math riddles

  • @potatoism4591
    @potatoism4591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Sean: * smiles *
    Also sean: everything is pain, and i'm dying!
    everyone: *haha?..*

  • @RealRedMan01
    @RealRedMan01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    No one:
    Seven Second riddles: Diana is dead. What is her favorite shade of the number gorilla?

  • @WarlikeMark97
    @WarlikeMark97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Jack : Did they break into his house to pay him?
    Me : umm its called reverse robbing

    • @thatgayenby2554
      @thatgayenby2554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's the new thing.

    • @wolfie1924
      @wolfie1924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or the mafia boss is the tooth fairy, I mean he left the money under a pillow, think about it 🤔🤔

    • @theotakufailure4290
      @theotakufailure4290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wolfie1924 The expensive items were his molars

    • @thatgayenby2554
      @thatgayenby2554 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wolfie1924 correct

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wolfie1924 mafia boss came into my room, put money under my pillow and kissed my temple??? Dont be silly 😂😂 unless,,,,?😳

  • @pranavr9536
    @pranavr9536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    "I have a job where no one looks at me"
    - Jack, while speaking to 23.8 million people

    • @The-A.S.O
      @The-A.S.O 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's talking to a camera so really he's not talking to that many people its recorded and not live plus you don't know how many people could watch the video XD of course I'm joking hope no one takes offence to this lol

    • @staria3970
      @staria3970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pranav R it’s a joke

    • @zillasaiyan1m274
      @zillasaiyan1m274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well he is making a joke about the joke it’s called jokeseption

    • @pranavr9536
      @pranavr9536 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@staria3970 wooosh

    • @pranavr9536
      @pranavr9536 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@staria3970 wow well played, that was a very good joke you just did there, it's almost like I just said that

  • @rainbowcloud5400
    @rainbowcloud5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Fun fact, when Jack said I'm detective bell, there's an actually detective named detective bell. I know him very well cuz of my dad...

    • @rainbowcloud5400
      @rainbowcloud5400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @riri ! yea, it was fun seeing cops go to my old house

    • @Zen.jz1
      @Zen.jz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rainbowcloud5400 yeah, i'd like to hear if there're any interesting stories too 👁

    • @scarletpachyderm
      @scarletpachyderm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rainbowcloud5400 same for me :D

    • @jessecrossley21
      @jessecrossley21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fun fact, Jack is your dad. 4:18

  • @thorfypoo
    @thorfypoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    Beginning of video: Diana is just a normal teen
    End of video: She’ll never be the same again, she is paranoid, she has lost it, she started thinking girls were guys, she has gone bonkers, she is brain dead and might as well be dead, she is gone.

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver9135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    Why do the designs of these 7-second “Riddles” remind me so much of those creepy online girl games with pregnant Elsa?

    • @mumtazmintyfresh6159
      @mumtazmintyfresh6159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i really shouldn't have laughed like i did at this comment
      lmao

    • @Tad0t
      @Tad0t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      because of JonTron

    • @kimbleryan7150
      @kimbleryan7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @conman2216 yt no

    • @himbokyles
      @himbokyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmfao i got 0 by the end of it,i do not have a gender

    • @butterbean6538
      @butterbean6538 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol

  • @charchar2627
    @charchar2627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “Take your name, add 5, subtract 4, multiply by 2, subtract the amount of letters in your name... I’m your dad.” Ok so 7 + 5 = 12 - 4 = 8 x 2 = 16 - 7 = 9. I’m your dad is 9 letters. I’m scared.

    • @grimm3995
      @grimm3995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my interpretation: so... he's 12 years old!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • @IggyVRam
    @IggyVRam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    You're so busy doing math you don't realize it starts with "count the number of letters in your name" and halfway through there's a step that tells you to "subtract the number of letters in your name".

    • @scowrules
      @scowrules 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, thats why I always pretend my original number is x when I get these mathy ones.

  • @lilacianlilyophus5159
    @lilacianlilyophus5159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    "The Local Mafia Boss"
    They talk like Mafia Boss' are as local as a gas station.

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lilacian Lilyophus yup, your local mafia boss is probably buying your local serial killer chips at the local gas station 🙃🙃🙃

    • @jahdielfreeland2698
      @jahdielfreeland2698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Chill Sis just giving up some local cash to the local gas station worker

    • @bstmeg5237
      @bstmeg5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are more people in gangs and mobs than you’d think. They even live and work in the public.

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bst Meg I know it was meant to be a joke tho

    • @jahdielfreeland2698
      @jahdielfreeland2698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chill Sis that’s just your local know it all, giving out some local information :)

  • @asphoris5844
    @asphoris5844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    When he says “Smooth brain.”
    I imagine an actual smooth brain and it scares me...

    • @intensemaster
      @intensemaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      well that's techincally what it means. A smooth brain without wrinkles means less brain capacity

    • @cheesed-kun8445
      @cheesed-kun8445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PsyFY yeah but imagine a completely smooth brain isn’t that terrifying?

    • @apeture_explorer4810
      @apeture_explorer4810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cheesed-kun8445 may I introduce you to koalas?

    • @greyjustgrey2423
      @greyjustgrey2423 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look up a koala brain

    • @Fruitloop606
      @Fruitloop606 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

  • @viviana3776
    @viviana3776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The guy in the telephone booth is poor because he has no cell phone

  • @arfoster384
    @arfoster384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Me, having the name Anna:
    Jack: "I don't think you're stupid Anna"
    Me: cries uncontrollably

    • @educatedbrawler
      @educatedbrawler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are not stupid I am the only one allowed to be stupid here

    • @alfishbein5332
      @alfishbein5332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Annas unite

    • @emilymartinez6534
      @emilymartinez6534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MY HEART JUST BROKE AWWWWW COME HERE ANNA AND GIVE ME A HUG IM ADOPTING YOU I DONT THINK UR STUPID ANNA

    • @SpaceWaveKitty
      @SpaceWaveKitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GREETINGS FELLOW ANNAS

    • @anastaydead9252
      @anastaydead9252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm a Ana with one N

  • @Ghost-ql6tn
    @Ghost-ql6tn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    "she's covering her chest" because this is a public beach??

    • @livlovey7681
      @livlovey7681 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

    • @amdirt9753
      @amdirt9753 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@livlovey7681 13:37

    • @BonW
      @BonW 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@amdirt9753
      That clip has been removed from the video sadly

  • @thegongoozler5920
    @thegongoozler5920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    “Everything is pain and I’m dying”
    That’s a mood if ever I heard one.

  • @skullhoodie3743
    @skullhoodie3743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    I remember watching this when I was still questioning my gender and not knowing if I should add/ subtract when it said to if you were a boy and skipping the part, now I watched it and didn’t question anything. I’m kind of proud of that.
    Edit: Alright, there’s been an unneeded argument going on since I posted this comment, other people’s gender does not affect you so if you’re upset by the fact I’m trans then go to a different comment please.

    • @juliagibbs32
      @juliagibbs32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Congratulations! I’m glad you’ve found happiness!

    • @MecodoVision
      @MecodoVision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You can’t question you’re gender

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@MecodoVision do you enjoy being negative? You can always just accept people for who they are.

    • @MecodoVision
      @MecodoVision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@VagueNaming no I just find making snowflakes like you angry, funny

    • @MecodoVision
      @MecodoVision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beepbeep4261 no I didn’t have a bad day and I will listen to what you said I never tried to ruin anyone’s day I’m just here saying my opinions

  • @akafennikusu
    @akafennikusu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    7-second riddles : Diana is a normal teen.
    Diana: *spazzing out*

    • @vesigamer6667
      @vesigamer6667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what all normal teens do😂

    • @Jaswinderkaur-vt2ze
      @Jaswinderkaur-vt2ze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No it’s the thing between their legs that-

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All teens do this 😳😳😘😘do you??😂😂😚😊🙄🤭😂🤣👉👉👉 Have seizures

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jaswinderkaur-vt2ze finish your sentence

  • @callum5808
    @callum5808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Sean: “glen traded illegal product, glen how dare you”
    Kid called glen: *sweating intensifies*

    • @glennyboi368
      @glennyboi368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cazza1107 I’m glenn

    • @glenwiggins5042
      @glenwiggins5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I am also called glen

    • @DracoBloodline
      @DracoBloodline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      visit my channel, let's be friend's

    • @callum5808
      @callum5808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely not creepy

    • @peepeestorm2178
      @peepeestorm2178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the glens :
      allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @sprikitik4936
    @sprikitik4936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    "Everything is pain and I'm dying"
    This phrase sounds like a meme to me.

    • @ManofSex69
      @ManofSex69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ignore me If Gay it was and it died

    • @sprikitik4936
      @sprikitik4936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F

  • @tetehenkes
    @tetehenkes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    07:50 the beginning of an era

  • @mk_the_maniac2091
    @mk_the_maniac2091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    World: Don't Judge a book by its cover
    Seven second riddles: WhO iS pOor? LoOk At ThIs CaRtOoN

    • @mrcreepe-oi4yq
      @mrcreepe-oi4yq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To all the people out there don't be a ass

    • @mrcreepe-oi4yq
      @mrcreepe-oi4yq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you

    • @spacehunternebulanm7003
      @spacehunternebulanm7003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Don't judge a book by its cover!"
      Cover: "But... that's what I'm here for..."

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spacehunternebulanm7003 a cover is just a representative of the book. I've read amazing book with shit covers and vice versa. It's about the CONTEXT

  • @starsandrats6462
    @starsandrats6462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    *My name being Anna*
    “...believed her daughter Anna to be stupid”
    Me: :(
    Jack: I don’t think you’re stupid Anna.
    Me: :)

    • @manthespoon
      @manthespoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good Gud

    • @acknott2256
      @acknott2256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My name is Anna too :)

    • @thedude9980
      @thedude9980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ac Knott no it is ac knott

    • @hanzclauderamziese.daldal49
      @hanzclauderamziese.daldal49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Elsa. Anna is stupid.
      Jack. I don't think youre stupid anna!
      Anna. Wipes of tear from cheek.
      Sven. Yo u tryin to steal my gurl! >:(

    • @flwrsofbffnry
      @flwrsofbffnry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's so nice I literally smiled at that comment

  • @PrateekSrivastava789
    @PrateekSrivastava789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Jack: Luckily I do a job where no one has to look at me.
    Everyone: *confused screaming*

    • @KanyeWestglazer69
      @KanyeWestglazer69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prateek Srivastava ya we can hear idk y u point stuff out that he said it’s not like we don’t watch his videos

    • @reversev9778
      @reversev9778 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Statick Vlogs buzzkill

    • @ninjacozmo294
      @ninjacozmo294 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

    • @zeldaprincessgirl100
      @zeldaprincessgirl100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Statick Vlogs
      Sssshhh, don't ruin the fun, just go with it.

    • @karldemegillo9895
      @karldemegillo9895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fools. Don't you all know that's not Sean? It's a robot controlled by the real JackSepticEye; Séan.

  • @magdalenapardo7704
    @magdalenapardo7704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jacksepticeye: there is no check, thats false cause there is a check
    Also Jacksepticeye: its the third one

  • @justsomeguyontheinternet3822
    @justsomeguyontheinternet3822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Woman: *Wears baggy clothes.*
    Secret Agent: *This is beyond illegal.*

    • @zeyzmbe3105
      @zeyzmbe3105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So I’m illegal 😂

    • @APerson-dz6bq
      @APerson-dz6bq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      gaming with Zoe
      How are you allowed in public? Wait a minute how am I allowed in public?

    • @APerson-dz6bq
      @APerson-dz6bq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zoey

    • @melinafarias5913
      @melinafarias5913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      your username made me uncomfy and i don't like it

    • @EthanN-jj1uy
      @EthanN-jj1uy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@melinafarias5913 R00D

  • @pfysche2283
    @pfysche2283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5999

    Ah, yes. A normal teen who does normal teen stuff like saving her parents' life or assuming people's gender.

    • @figment641
      @figment641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      And why did it matter to her though😂 "my parents have been kidnapped, I saved them, we're on vacation, but one of these 3 lady's is ACTUALLY A GUY!!1!!! 111!!!!!!!" What was the thought process behind the writing😂😂

    • @darrendays4489
      @darrendays4489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Maybe she's scared off Trans ppl or something

    • @aldo_the_apache3422
      @aldo_the_apache3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Well it's pretty easy to tell girls from guys so assuming ones gender is just human nature

    • @darrendays4489
      @darrendays4489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@aldo_the_apache3422 yup

    • @hunni3243
      @hunni3243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      A new scary world,
      T R A N S G E N D E R P E O P L E

  • @A.J.Torres
    @A.J.Torres 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Guy: (walks)
    7-second riddles: He’s poor because he exists.

  • @Cygnusart0843
    @Cygnusart0843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    16:06 it can’t be Rose because yes, she said that she cleaned the living room, but Chloe was found unconscious in the bedroom.

  • @squidguy8134
    @squidguy8134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Diana realized she will never be the same again.
    she was suspicious of everything now.
    There was a new scary world out there.
    It was time for Diana to leave.
    She had seen everything.

  • @aswayalmao
    @aswayalmao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "Who is poor"
    Jack: the baby!
    7 second riddles: no, he's got a point

    • @ennojohan
      @ennojohan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Empiror's New Groove

  • @ThatWolficorn
    @ThatWolficorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    "A new scary world out there. Where women can wear baggy clothes"
    -Jack 2020

  • @echoshadow7485
    @echoshadow7485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Who is poor
    Jack: the baby
    😂😂

  • @calvie420
    @calvie420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    “Don’t make me kick you out of quarantine club.” Seán straight up willing to sacrifice the smooth brains to save the economy

    • @Mr_Murdersalot
      @Mr_Murdersalot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It had to be done

    • @1Alyxx
      @1Alyxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It not Sean it Seán

    • @calvie420
      @calvie420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HELL toss lad I knew there was an accent somewhere thanks

    • @1Alyxx
      @1Alyxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      np

  • @MMDVG
    @MMDVG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Woman: *Wears baggy clothes*
    7 Second Riddles: So you have chosen death

    • @tiem6260
      @tiem6260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      not to mention the sheer amount of transphobia that oozed off of that whole "riddle"

    • @MMDVG
      @MMDVG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tomer Dagan THIS! It was so freaking cringey you can just see Sean was over it lmao

    • @JayD30
      @JayD30 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ttyfyg

  • @montanasky3181
    @montanasky3181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Jack: “No stupid people here though, right”
    Me: initiate nervous laughter

    • @nova_final5683
      @nova_final5683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Montana Sky that's definitely a while mood

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:50
    Phone booth guy, because everyone else gas smart phones, & he's calling from a T.A.R.D.I.S.

  • @swedisheek
    @swedisheek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    me: doesn’t have 25 million bells
    tom nook: HAHA, POOR!!!

    • @Idk-pr2nd
      @Idk-pr2nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The number of likes is 69 let's keep it like that

    • @limits821
      @limits821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      heh, poor

    • @yvonnehoward3888
      @yvonnehoward3888 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who's poor? Picture of Bam and Tossboy.
      Well Sheri of course that's why she's not in the picture.

    • @memestert7561
      @memestert7561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me having 24,999,999 bells but tom nook still calls me poor
      Me realizing this isn't funny
      Then i realizing typing this bead grammar

  • @sampuentes4326
    @sampuentes4326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    First jack brings back “Top o’ the mornin ti ya laddies” and Felix brought back brofist? They know how to make an old man cry
    And please jack try to do more drums or try and play Jurassic park the game

    • @SeeMeRowan
      @SeeMeRowan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Howdy Doodly I want to see my little BOY

  • @넥네이므
    @넥네이므 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Question: Who is poor?
    Jack: The baby. HE WANTS THE EXPENSIVE PHONE

    • @Sy-dj2ci
      @Sy-dj2ci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no he just left his in the Ferrari at home

  • @BonW
    @BonW 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Sad that the "Her world was never the same" part got cut out at 13:05, laughed hard at that and can't find it anywhere now

  • @zerolayne8245
    @zerolayne8245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    If Jack is doing 7-Second Riddles, it only makes sense that he tries 5-Minute crafts.

    • @danishgentmobil275
      @danishgentmobil275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @thebigone8986
      @thebigone8986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that would be awesome

    • @jakebrennan1209
      @jakebrennan1209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is 100% needed

    • @shadowlibrarian400
      @shadowlibrarian400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As long as he doesn’t try the dangerous stuff.

    • @krishbae0708
      @krishbae0708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I dunno 5 minute crafts contents are trashy enough, if Jack do them it would encourage others to do it too, I mean there's an episode where they bleached a freaking strawberry what if young children copied that? Nope, it's a big nope

  • @mrvinyee7539
    @mrvinyee7539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    person: wears fake Nike's
    everyone around him: *GET A LOAD OF THIS HOMELESS MAN*

    • @bebsss1117
      @bebsss1117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He doesn't know how to communicate

    • @giraffewithscales647
      @giraffewithscales647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @randomswine his mind is in a different place

    • @Mddsnll
      @Mddsnll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@giraffewithscales647 will everyone give him a little bit of space

    • @claritygamin8551
      @claritygamin8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amparo Jerez HAH POOR

    • @anonomuse9094
      @anonomuse9094 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Panther2706 yes. Yes he has. And whats with the poor jokes it kind of offensive if people keep commenting it.

  • @chickenbutt1800
    @chickenbutt1800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Diana: *Sees a manly woman*
    Also Diana: AAAH MY EYES I CAN NEVER SEE THE WORLD THE SAME AGAIN!!!

    • @arthur-ux4rx
      @arthur-ux4rx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sis needs to get her priorities straight...they do be pretty homosexual rn

  • @msia7201
    @msia7201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:15 I don't know why that's poor? I run hot in the north, and I'm out cooling off in the snow in a tee basically everyday.

  • @tannerchristensen4302
    @tannerchristensen4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    he did not have a heart attack he is just floor gang

  • @CptRussiaXD
    @CptRussiaXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    These puzzle games are the type of games facebook and instagram would promote i swear

    • @VegetaHitsGirls
      @VegetaHitsGirls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lazy garbage that is very easy to replicate? Sounds about right.

    • @SoldierMan1557
      @SoldierMan1557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that's why I ignore them

  • @gingerinajacket8519
    @gingerinajacket8519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Wait a minute, the one with checks has no answer, other than the check does in fact exist.
    We can attempt to prove by contradiction
    Scenario 1: There is no check
    That would mean both 1 and 3 are true. Because it contradicts the rules of the game, this scenario is impossible.
    Scenario 2: The check is behind the 1st envelope. (AKA: The one they call the answer)
    Since there is a check this time, the first envelope is a lie, and the second envelope is lying too, since it doesn't have the check either.
    Since the check isn't in the second one, the third one is correct.
    This means that this is a possible solution to the problem. If we knew that it had to be in the lowest number it could possibly be in, then we could stop here, but...
    Scenario 3: The check is behind the 2nd envelope
    Like scenario 2, this disproves the first envelope's statement. Unlike scenario 2, the check being in envelope 2 also makes the 3rd statement false
    Since this scenario is behind the second envelope, the only correct statement is statement 2, fulfilling the rules of this game.
    This means that both scenarios 2 and 3 are possible. But thats not all.
    Scenario 4: The check is behind the 3rd envelope.
    This almost perfectly mirrors scenario 2, since there is in fact a check and it isn't in envelope 2, and it fulfills the conditions of envelope 3
    This means that Scenarios 2, 3, and 4, are all possible.
    This means that the only scenario to be ruled out, is Scenario 1. The problem does not give enough information to solve.
    Either the mother or the lawyer, whomever came up with this problem, need to evaluate their own intelligence, and stop worrying about the child's. If it was the mother, then she needs to wonder if her stupidity is hereditary.

    • @koutsioj4762
      @koutsioj4762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thank you... I was like, am I missing something??? And why didn't anybody in the comments say that? aM i ThE sTUpId???
      But no everyone else is just too busy talking about the other idiot, Dianna

    • @rainminartz5689
      @rainminartz5689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      OMG! That was exactly what I was thinking! When Jack gave his answer I was like sure, but there are other answers. So I was really confused. Thanks for making me feel less stupid! 😄

    • @martalucas03
      @martalucas03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think that when they said "there is no check" they meant that there is no check in that envelope (the first one), because then the answer they gave would be correct

    • @thegrammarpolice368
      @thegrammarpolice368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't have enough brain wrinkles for this

    • @char_the_shark
      @char_the_shark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my uni courses have prepared me for following this lovely proof😂 Love seeing other math people who watch Seán's content😊

  • @vishakhamalewar3771
    @vishakhamalewar3771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:58 - "Everything is pain and I'm dying" - 2020 Jacksepticeye

  • @oingusboingus5662
    @oingusboingus5662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    3:05 THERE IS A MEME ABOUT HOW DUMB THIS IS!!!! It’s basically like: take your age, if you are a human add six, subtract your age. If you got six you’re human

    • @thehotceilingfan4079
      @thehotceilingfan4079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh... i guess im not a human than.

    • @Delix3r
      @Delix3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm human phew

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait then what am i?

    • @night_rhi469
      @night_rhi469 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm never human

    • @fj8270
      @fj8270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      makmur sejahtera then you are a dumbass;)

  • @cattyblogging9906
    @cattyblogging9906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    everyone from the midwest during winter: sh*t guess i’m poor now

    • @Cheiriko
      @Cheiriko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cattyblogging
      Everyone in Canada who can handle some cold-

    • @gramcrackergaming2723
      @gramcrackergaming2723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @Dragon-hu5ev
      @Dragon-hu5ev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree, it just doesn’t really get that cold in the Midwest. I mean we can have snow, but, like, that ain’t cold.

    • @Ya_Mama_xoxo
      @Ya_Mama_xoxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats great!

    • @CCuppy29
      @CCuppy29 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mary Bridges chief have you ever spent a winter in Chicago?

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    6:30 The envelope riddle doesn't have a unique answer. We know "there is no check" is false, so only one of the remaining propositions is true (because one is true and the other ones are false). That yields two possibilities:
    i)If "the check is here" is false and "the check isn't in the second one" is true, then the check could be in the first or the third envelope
    ii) If "the check is here" is true and "the check isn't in the second one" is false, then the check is in the second envelope
    2:40 That expression is always 7 because it doesn't depend on the number of letters in your name or whether you're a boy or a girl. Let x be the number of the letters in your name, and B be a 0-1 variable that indicates whether you're a boy or not. The expression they compute is (x + 3 -6 + 3 + 4B + 5(1-B) -x)*2 -3(1-B) -B = ( 4B + 5(1-B) )*2 -3(1-B) -B = (4B + 5 -5B) * 2 - 3 + 3B -B = (5 -B)*2 -3 +2B = 10 -2B -3 +2B = 7.

    • @Mustaali1
      @Mustaali1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s nice to have someone who thinks like me as well 😄

    • @fabulous_foe157
      @fabulous_foe157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are the definition of wrinkled brain
      Also quick maths

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No quick math to it. All you have to do is realize that at some point the number of letters in your name gets subtracted out leaving whatever numbers the person is giving you. The answer if done correctly is 7 for everybody.
      As for the envelope thing yeah I would have chose the 2nd Envelope and yes it's a flawed logic puzzle because ideally only one answer should have been possible.

    • @DapperestDave
      @DapperestDave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is it just me because it doesnt even look like the envelope question says where the money is it just says in the envelopes

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was stated in the set-up that the envelopes have something written on each one. Though the way it's layed out I didn't catch that those statements were meant to be the writing right away. It isn't exactly presented well on top of the fact that multiple sollutions are possible.

  • @dannydecheeto9623
    @dannydecheeto9623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:58 when im forced to interact with any human being at all

  • @cxhen1231
    @cxhen1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    “I do a job where no one looks at me”
    2.108 million people: hmm

  • @Joi_to_da_World
    @Joi_to_da_World 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Who is poor?
    Jack: the baby!
    Me: he's got a point 🤔

    • @shaxxmeer
      @shaxxmeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also,
      That Nike thing could've been to avoid copyright.

    • @cadenbrown4447
      @cadenbrown4447 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True both of yall

  • @arthur-ux4rx
    @arthur-ux4rx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Whatcha waitin' for kid?"
    "I dunno, a 7-second riddle that's actually seven seconds."
    *sighs* "Me too kid, me too."

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ... and also a riddle

    • @arthur-ux4rx
      @arthur-ux4rx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@McBehrer Touche, kid...touche. *sniffs the air for a reason to live*

  • @tinasroadtrip5696
    @tinasroadtrip5696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jack is such a mood. I tryed doing those "riddles" and i literally thought the same thing jack did. LoL

  • @madgamer1166
    @madgamer1166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Diane is a typical teen
    Me: *ah yes, I too have seizures while walking through the park*
    Edit: Ah yes, people of culture!!

  • @amber6429
    @amber6429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    No one:
    Diana after seeing a woman wear baggy clothes: OMG MY WHOLE WORLD IS SO DIFFERENT AND SCARY NOW 😱

    • @saltyhasnochill5249
      @saltyhasnochill5249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @wolfie1924
      @wolfie1924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hell yeah

    • @Hierophant_Bean
      @Hierophant_Bean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No one:
      Nathan sparks after seeing a fictional character being an idiot: OMG THIS SHOULD BE THE FIRST THING SOMEONE SEES WHEN THEY LOOK AT THE COMMENTS

    • @amber6429
      @amber6429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Hierophant_Bean If you don't like my comment you don't have to look at it or tell me about it because that just puts you in a bad light. Also I'm assuming that no one told you that if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say it all.

    • @user-rw9yo2pc6e
      @user-rw9yo2pc6e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      FB I don’t get mad about it

  • @melissamikaelson7146
    @melissamikaelson7146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Jack: “no stupid people here, right?”
    Me: nervous laugh

  • @partyclownz
    @partyclownz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:05
    It could be in any envelope and I this is why I think so.
    1. It didn’t state that the one that was true had the check or one that was false had the check
    2. The second envelope says “the check is here” and not “the check is IN here” which is true because the check is in one of the envelopes which means it is “here”
    3. The third one is most likely false which means if we are following the “the check is in the envelope with a true statement” thing it would be the 2nd envelope because it is the only (most likely) true statement

  • @reitexgaming
    @reitexgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    The look of disappointment in Seán's face when he said "theres nothing on there is there" while holding up his phone...

  • @piplewis5139
    @piplewis5139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    after every riddle i was like: "what's next?" "GARBAGE!"
    no hate to 7 sec. riddles, though! =)

    • @devonmorrison2630
      @devonmorrison2630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol 100% true

    • @Timetravler_3005
      @Timetravler_3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol me too the 7 second riddles aren’t that great I would recommend “riddle me this” their munch better in my opinion but hey at least 7 sec riddles are trying kinda

    • @Twiggytea
      @Twiggytea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Timetravler_3005 riddle me this is the absolute shit, I spent a rather large chunk of time going through every season lol

    • @Chrishum
      @Chrishum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kat O'Neill is it shit or THE shit?

    • @devonmorrison2630
      @devonmorrison2630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thnx for the like

  • @9rimace553
    @9rimace553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    “That’s mean... callin her stupid... Who’s the one who’s dead?” I tried so hard not to laughhhhhhh😭🤣🤣

    • @omg_killme2853
      @omg_killme2853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly didnt make me laugh until I read the comment lmaoo

    • @mrhmud
      @mrhmud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why did you try hard not to laugh?

    • @9rimace553
      @9rimace553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mrhmud the real question is, why didn’t you?

    • @hxneyedbellsss
      @hxneyedbellsss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cozmic Carma *big brain intensifies*

  • @EXEfan666
    @EXEfan666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    " it's the baby we all know it's the baby"
    Correction: "its Dababy we all know its DaBaby"
    DaBaby: "Les gooooooooo"

  • @Rude_Potato
    @Rude_Potato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    The last "Who is poor?" was the the guy in the phone booth in the back. Everyone else had mobile phones.

    • @insanejames7046
      @insanejames7046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Rude Potato but the baby can’t even buy a call for the phone

    • @MarySunshine25
      @MarySunshine25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes!

    • @kierahnthor2514
      @kierahnthor2514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100 likes yay!

    • @mewtwaila
      @mewtwaila 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rude Potato Or he could be a tourist whose phone doesn’t work lololol

  • @brianjordan9097
    @brianjordan9097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Spider-Man: Swings through the air
    Random citizen: WOW
    Jack: He’s homeless HAHA POOR

  • @brotherkhrayn3525
    @brotherkhrayn3525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Jack: “ok, so 7.”
    “Your number is.... 7.”
    “WHAAAAT? WITCH! BURN IT! HERECY!”

    • @clokie6671
      @clokie6671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I...i think I did it wrong, i got 5 (my name is Pedro)

    • @uf0und.aaliyah
      @uf0und.aaliyah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clokie6671 I think I did it wrong too cause I got 1😂😂

    • @doclies
      @doclies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I...I got -5

    • @Call-me-Creeds
      @Call-me-Creeds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got 11 in the end... I think I did it wrong as my name has 7 letters lmao though it was a common number in the math problem?

    • @clokie6671
      @clokie6671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So apparently of we all can't do basic math, or the trick doesn't work with a lot of names
      Edit: or*, sorry, typo

  • @fatma98jessica
    @fatma98jessica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "AHAH POOR!" I just keep laughing everytime he says that

  • @60ksubscriberswithoutvideo3
    @60ksubscriberswithoutvideo3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    *3 years and this guy still makes my day. He's like a therapist* .

    • @firestarthewarrior6309
      @firestarthewarrior6309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed

    • @benisscrenis745
      @benisscrenis745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      10K Subscribers With No Videos Challenge 6 for me

    • @chickennuggetchuck198
      @chickennuggetchuck198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      add a space between the the in therapist

    • @level0118
      @level0118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Benis Screnis same bro been here since the beginning lol

    • @inaru1097
      @inaru1097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oreo ice cream!!!

  • @rangamsarmah2061
    @rangamsarmah2061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I love when these riddles go like "add 6 to your number! Subtract your original number! Your answer is 6!!!!"
    Yeah, no shit, Pythagoras.

    • @-ewitsme-6308
      @-ewitsme-6308 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i had a stoke reading that last word, wtf does it even mean lmao 😂

    • @CrisperPoet
      @CrisperPoet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pythagoras? He was a Greek philosopher.

    • @rangamsarmah2061
      @rangamsarmah2061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@-ewitsme-6308 I dont know, maybe it's just the name of ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS MATHEMATICIANS IN HISTORY.

    • @-ewitsme-6308
      @-ewitsme-6308 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kirk WAHmett 89 IM SORRY I HAVENT BEEN AT SCHOOL FOR A HOT SECOND MY BRAIN IS SHRINKING LMAOOOII

    • @-ewitsme-6308
      @-ewitsme-6308 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dustin Sylvester ah thank you

  • @zachk1878
    @zachk1878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    No one:
    Mary's Husband: FLOOR GANG OOO OOO

    • @kyeneoffearth
      @kyeneoffearth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stinky floor gang...

    • @montyhowarth8041
      @montyhowarth8041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FLOOR GANG

    • @minecraftegg3607
      @minecraftegg3607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kyeneoffearth I bet you're ceiling gang

    • @giannis5767
      @giannis5767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FLOOR GANG OO OO

    • @giannis5767
      @giannis5767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kyeneoffearth you must be ceiling... Cringe

  • @padoodle
    @padoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    among us has wrinkled my brain more than school ever did

  • @enigmas_archive
    @enigmas_archive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    i liked for the intro
    "I'm thinking of a funny intro. . .
    it's hard, I'm not good at it"
    melting my heart and relating to my sad little dreams at the same time.

  • @langfordpickin4439
    @langfordpickin4439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Normal people: NO!! You can't just say that a baby is poor. He has no way of getting money
    Jacksepticeye:HAHA, baby is poor

    • @momentomori4070
      @momentomori4070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, Boss Baby tho... 😂

    • @momentomori4070
      @momentomori4070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ELATEDMMATIN that doesn't mean that they're poor either.

    • @WorthyTrike
      @WorthyTrike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@momentomori4070 I think it's meant to say that they cant afford a phone and thus have to use a phone stall but it could be that their phone has died but who knows‽

    • @ryanfarrow7838
      @ryanfarrow7838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True,but he probably ment women with baby

    • @mathiskiller2162
      @mathiskiller2162 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly the baby is probably richer than most of them anyway

  • @ianbaker672
    @ianbaker672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Video: "which one is poor?"
    Me: "Statistically, all of them"

  • @mikecahill4831
    @mikecahill4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man: Doesn't were a cote when there is snow
    Jack: Haha poor

  • @mr.admr1016
    @mr.admr1016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Just imagine being thrown in jail because you did not clean up an apartment properly

  • @tariqrahim223
    @tariqrahim223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Damn they're really out there telling kids that only men can wear baggy shorts, and then they say that Diana is "scared" because that she can't know who is a woman or a man. Of course I may be overthinking it, but...

    • @SarosSol
      @SarosSol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Watch out kids if a man has a different expression then whats normal they’re gonna hurt you. If a guy who is normal though hurts you then shut up because you’ll ruin their life

    • @sophisticatedPJs
      @sophisticatedPJs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Sometimes I kinda wonder if the creator of those videos is just a TERF or something

    • @thevoidcritter
      @thevoidcritter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sophisticatedPJs I mean, probably.

    • @Holy_Roomba
      @Holy_Roomba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sophisticatedPJs most likely

    • @LLLIIIIEEENNNNN
      @LLLIIIIEEENNNNN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can't be emo and be gay?!

  • @posHt0TTY
    @posHt0TTY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Seán: “do I have to do the intro?”
    His fans with a gun pointed at him: “Yes, it puts the lotion on its skin”

    • @habeebhamood9021
      @habeebhamood9021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why does that sound so weird

    • @Samanthalaa
      @Samanthalaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't you hear him? He said he WASN'T being held at gunpoint. Gosh.

    • @dojetunes
      @dojetunes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      boutta bust a... septicnut

    • @brookg3244
      @brookg3244 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @ningw8073
      @ningw8073 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Samanthalaa Sarcasm is a thing

  • @-panalex-4697
    @-panalex-4697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:57 the man in the telephone booth- everyone else has cell phones.. he doesn’t.

  • @fr0gson728
    @fr0gson728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    "the baby is poor. The baby has no money, and no job, and no career prospects." wow harsh they are trying their best

    • @sxerralzve2739
      @sxerralzve2739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      fr0gson it wasnt the baby tho lol there was a guy in the telephone booth who was “too poor” to afford a cell phone, and instead used the phone booth with spare change

    • @sxerralzve2739
      @sxerralzve2739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bengt Bagels haha you’re probably right 🤔🤔

    • @jessicatavi116
      @jessicatavi116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fr0gson hahaha 😂 I laughed too hard at this! Come on, it’s tough being a poor wee bee bee Jack a boy!

    • @kohlcooke8789
      @kohlcooke8789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stealing a phone isn't trying their best

    • @sxerralzve2739
      @sxerralzve2739 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      kohl cooke lmaooo you right

  • @matthewbartlett3442
    @matthewbartlett3442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Someone: we’ve kidnapped your parents
    Diana: surprised Pikachu face

  • @buddyboxer3802
    @buddyboxer3802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Plot Twist: Jack was actually held at gunpoint doing that intro. Edit: I was really not expecting to get this many likes xd, thanks so much!

    • @hyperion1377
      @hyperion1377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BB just standing there with one claw outstretched ready to slice.

    • @mechanical5809
      @mechanical5809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plot twist: Shari was holding jack at gun point during that intro

    • @speedracerxiooi4596
      @speedracerxiooi4596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what 7 second riddles is: jack was not held at gunpoint, was he?

    • @DivineMind222
      @DivineMind222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mechanical5809 during* 😉

  • @sanrai9077
    @sanrai9077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:52 to answer your question it's literally that guy in the telephone on the right