@@sandychen1381 I have heard your cries for communication human. Your "Hi" has gained my mighty attention. What is the wish you would like to convey to my mind?
@@sandychen1381 Hi is equivalent to hello, but it is considered a little bit more informal in tone. In fact, it was recorded a lot earlier than hello. Hi developed from the Middle English hy, similar to hey and ha. Essentially, these are all terms used to call attention (they’re short and easy to say) that evolved into the greetings we use today.
@Savetion dude that is not funny AT ALL! that is so disrespectful and rude and jacks dad died only recently and this is how u talk about him that is terrible
The tactical amplifier is the boomer equivalent of putting Disney characters on soup cans to get kids to eat their food. “No grandpa it’s not a hearing aid it’s a TAC AMP, it’s the SUPER manly equipment soldiers use to hear things better!”
2:06 jack says your eyes don't work like that unless you smear Vaseline all over your eyes. Me with astigmatism: 🥴😶 (lights really do look like to me🤣🤣)
Omg hello fellow astigmatism brother/sister, it's true that living with astigmatism is hard I get migraines a lot cause of mine and indeed it looks like light is basically Vaseline somebody descided to smear all over your face🤣
For some reason, the Snap and Sooth was super popular in South African primary school's like 10 years ago. Kids would trade colours and pay people to borrow them for the day.
The sound quality wasn't that great and it wasn't even really THAT loud. Tbh though I wouldn't go so far as to say it's not worth $14 (not much more though)
Oooo I'm 2 yessss fuck yha yessss you helped me with so much depression yay first time iv ben there's early iv watched you for 5 and a half years like a boss
It's just a bigger version of the same thing taking up even more space while having different branding. i would just get the original smaller one if i needed one as i don't chop much.
Seán: "Your eyeballs don't work like that; this is a camera!" Me with an astigmatism in both eyes: 👁💧👄💧👁 "Well you don't have to *DRAG* me and my Dollar Tree vision like that..."
I have astigmatism toooo I thought everyone see lights like me until recently Me: what do you mean you see light without the spiky things that come out of it? I saw it like stars this whole time!!
I don’t have an astigmatism but I still see lights like that 🥲 I’ve been to an optometrist and apparently I have 20/15 vision, this still perplexes me.
@@ashphobic3703 samee I didn't realise what it was then my vision got MUCH worse and I went to the doctors and they were like 'oh shit, your eyes are fucked' 😂
22:10 I remember these! When I used to ski as a kid, to warm my hands up my mom gave me smaller and round things like these and worked exactly like that! aaww what a good childhood memory
@@thelucindamay It's so awful, I basically can't drive after dusk anymore because of it. I just don't feel like I can see well enough to be safe on the road at night because all of the streetlights and car lights are blown out and blurred together like that. I'm sorry you have to deal with it too!
@@shamrockgamer401 misshapen eyeballs. Normal people have roundish eyes. Astigmatism is when your eyes are shaped more like a football (American football). Causes all kinds of fun vision issues.
As an owner of an egg pod, the shell actually does just slip off. Only downside is taking apart to clean unless u wanna just leave egg water marinating with shells that fell in the vent holes
13:04 I like how the Lil Shorty is plugged into the top outlet, and then the regular extension cord is plugged into the bottom outlet, not even obstructing the top outlet. 😅😂🤣
I know I'm a few months late on this, but the "tacamplifier" is actually a perfect example of things made for people with disabilities and marketed to the ablebodied to help fund it. In the US hearing aids are not always covered by health insurance and can cost hundreds, or even thousands of dollars out of pocket even when they are covered. This is a way to potentially provided hearing aids to those that need it, but still be able to cover the cost and make a profit. There are a lot of infomercials like that.
@@avvidsttv8185 disabled people not being able to get the health care and medical equipment is not actually political. Just because you can politicize doesn't mean it's actually a political issue.
I don't know why, but when I saw Jack's reaction to seeing six lil' shorties, I almost died of asphyxiation from laughing. I could feel my lungs collapsing.
I love that the flash drive one says "For those with more technical know how"... Those with more technical know how know that that's just a flash drive and external hard drives look nothing like what that woman was using. They are trying to fool older people that don't have anyone to tell them/help them. That is what's wrong with all this crap.
You can tell that Jack is very confident in himself and does whatever he wants for his intros because he's hit a wide range of entertainment and knows he can't please everyone.
@@Kayla.124 - It means the intro is offensive to native americans, but Seán does it anyway because to him personally it was just funny or pleasant sounding.
You technically can. I could connect a VCR to my AV receiver, run a slide show on my fire tv cube, and record to VHS. I would imagine that you could store data on a VHS tape like you could with audio tapes on the Commodore 64. I enjoy old formats. I have a CD changer, tape deck, mini disc deck, record player, and Laser Disc player. Not to mention the USB floppy drive I got for my Sony Mavica.
I have to burn CDs all the time for my job. I'm an engineer and whenever we submit plans to the city or county they usually ask for a digital copy of the pdf on a cd even though we email them the pdfs anyways.
@@alphalunablue8918 yup, I also have astigmatism, it’s like this at night when I drive, or just anything in general. My eyes have become crazy sensitive to sunlight as well. Not going to lie, those glasses seem appealing lol
Actually one of my friends has something similar built into his ear protection its one of those newer active hearing protection ones that block out loud damaging sounds but amplifies regular sounds so you can still hear relatively ordinary with them on.
“To The Early Squad Reading This: sending virtual hugs to everyone who needs it! stay safe and positive in these difficult times❤️ My Dream is to hit 11k subs, I’m struggling a bit and I need ur support pl
5:50 I actually do still use CDs, but only ripping. Something I love doing is going to music stores, and just browsing the CD shelves, looking for obscure albums I've never heard of that catch my interest. If I like it, I rip it for my collection. I've found a lot of really obscure music that I never would've encountered browsing online, simply because it's too old and/or unknown. Of course, sometimes I get stinker albums that were a waste of $5, but that gamble is part of the fun.
Imagine having to go to the speaker every time you want to change the sound volume or the melody instead of being able to carry your phone around and do it from anywhere.
@@unicornsandthorns3973 not only that, but everything becomes blurry. Like a thin layer of old-timey tv static (maybe not thin if it's real bad) Edit: typo
me with over 25 physical copies of video games for the playstation 2, playstastion 3, playstation 4, and the nintendo gamecube. this doesn't include movies i own or my physical computer game discs. i still use cd's and one of my favorite movies i got at a pawn shop to replace a damaged copy i had is one i've kept since i was a kid.
JBL and Bose speakers are actually well worth the heavy price tags. If you go to parties or hang out with friends regularly then $130 is honestly going on the cheap end. To really bring the sound you would want upwards of a $300 speaker. But that's because they aren't Bluetooth only but also have auxiliary ports, can daisy chain, have subs, etc.
TacSMASH that tacLIKE button
WAY too many people are NOT smashing that like button!!!!
Sure
Laugh
YES
Oh my god, IM EARLY
ok
Opening sequence: My Brain during every exam
I LOVE UR VIDEOS
Why your room so dirtty 🤣
Mango 🥭
Oooo dad's gonna be mad
Sup
Steeeeeeeevennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
“Your eyeballs don’t even work like that!”
Well I don’t know what that means but Allison’s got astigmatism!
fucking LOL
Lmao
It's me, I'm Allison, my astigmatism is getting bad :(
Bro be proud the man, the myth and the legend replied to you. Be proud
@@breannarcher4483 I am, I was so happy I just pogo sticked for 10 minutes straight.
I feel like these infomercials are literally just the "Am I a joke to you" meme but unironically
Hi
@@sandychen1381 I have heard your cries for communication human. Your "Hi" has gained my mighty attention. What is the wish you would like to convey to my mind?
HuH
@@sandychen1381 Hi is equivalent to hello, but it is considered a little bit more informal in tone. In fact, it was recorded a lot earlier than hello. Hi developed from the Middle English hy, similar to hey and ha. Essentially, these are all terms used to call attention (they’re short and easy to say) that evolved into the greetings we use today.
@sathish official creations why tf are you here
Man, I'm baked out of my mind and that intro felt like a spiritual experience
not me reading this while currently baked as heck lmao
Same, I had to check if I was on the right video
Gonna get baked later and rewatch this video just so I can experience what you did
Experienced what you did. Per nirvana I gotta say. (Written while baked)
This series has become Jacksepticeye's Infomercial Review, and Im all for it!
Jacksepticeyes infomercial power hour
Yes this series was so hilarious
Oh, it’s been this way for a long time now.
@@mattbavolar8516 yesss
@Savetion dude that is not funny AT ALL! that is so disrespectful and rude and jacks dad died only recently and this is how u talk about him that is terrible
The tactical amplifier is the boomer equivalent of putting Disney characters on soup cans to get kids to eat their food. “No grandpa it’s not a hearing aid it’s a TAC AMP, it’s the SUPER manly equipment soldiers use to hear things better!”
Thats exactly what I was thinking! This is such boomer marketing, its really funny xD
I legitimately need to get something like that for my granddad. He refuses to wear his hearing aids constantly.
Dont forget, it's inspired by patriotic military! America!
No it's not DIET soda, it's pepsi MAX!!
@@jacksepticeye It's not 7UP, it's Sprite
Jack: "Real life doesn't look like that!"
Me with an astigmatism: "👁️👄👁️"
Broo I actually thought I commented that 👁💧👄💧👁
Same 🤡💀
Hahaha same. Astigmatism and lazy eye sucks
The hell is that
@LEONARDO GARZON TOSETTI are you using gay as an insult?
Jack predicting the typically commercials with the $19.99 and the “add in another one for free” made me laugh so hard 😂
I wanna see the un-edited version of Sean dancing, chanting "Laugh laugh laugh laugh"
Yes!
Ah, yes. One of life's necessities.
Just imagine robin having to watch it to edit it like that
Release the Sean Cut. This needs to be done.
Same
the intro of this video just made me realize that we are all apart of the Jacksepticeye cult
and you can never leave
°_°
You achieved heart + reply from the Gaelic Gladiator himself, thou art the chosen one.
The only cult that counts
Praise the septic god
That "... just, bye" "My coffee" at the end killed me. Robin's too good.
That was the best and quickest self plug I've ever seen. Robin is indeed a genius.
Huh? I must have missed that
Robin Thicke? Yeah he's a leg-end.
@@GDBaby96 very last second of the video!
2:06 jack says your eyes don't work like that unless you smear Vaseline all over your eyes.
Me with astigmatism: 🥴😶 (lights really do look like to me🤣🤣)
Yeah I wish my eyes didn't work like this . :(
Omg hello fellow astigmatism brother/sister, it's true that living with astigmatism is hard I get migraines a lot cause of mine and indeed it looks like light is basically Vaseline somebody descided to smear all over your face🤣
True!
As a fellow astigmatic, I feel you
I am 16 and I learned earlier this year that lights looking like that is not "normal" and I have astigmatism that was an interesting day
the intro put the fear of god into me, jesus jack
Hey Caitlin
First of all all my pride and second that's my culture you're talking about
hey caitlin!! 💕💕 nice to see ya here
@@skollkrusher6151 taking it a bit too much to heart don't you think? They're just having fun
@@skollkrusher6151 Bro it’s just the chant for the Septiceye Cult
So, the “Boom Touch” honestly seems like a fancy version of putting your phone in a cup...sounds just as good to.
If it would work like that yeah. I imagine even if it worked the quality would be shity af
I have one and its a lot more clearer than the video.. you only need one tho lol
So my buddy in school owned something like the “boom touch” and your right just a fancy upgrade.
Seems*
@@icchance3734 oops, you’re right, I’ll fix that.
Therapist: chanting Jack can’t get you, he’s not real.
Chanting Jack: ..”laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh”..
You forgot about laughluaghluaghlaughlaughlaughlaugh
What about the laughlaughlaughlauguaghlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh
Okay but you forgot laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh
These comments man /p
I thought he was saying fla lmao
I'm going on my bi-annual re-watch Sean's older videos binge.
Nice to see another fellow traveler lol!
On the same journey, miss jacks old funniest home videos
For some reason, the Snap and Sooth was super popular in South African primary school's like 10 years ago. Kids would trade colours and pay people to borrow them for the day.
OH MY SOUL YES I REMEMBER THAT
I just realized: magnetic field induction is how a dynamic microphone works. The Boom Touch is literally a microphone.
With a speaker attached
Magnetic force Jack! Nature's force!
Like the ones we used to get as kids from the dollar store? You just yell in it and it made things louder
Or it’s using the vibrations
The sound quality wasn't that great and it wasn't even really THAT loud. Tbh though I wouldn't go so far as to say it's not worth $14 (not much more though)
I love how he's actually tearing into these products now instead of being sarcastic the whole time.
Oooo I'm 2 yessss fuck yha yessss you helped me with so much depression yay first time iv ben there's early iv watched you for 5 and a half years like a boss
@@drakerieve6239 you feeling good bro?
I'm good still dealing with it
But when has he actually been sarcastic? I can’t even remember one where he was
The boom touch actually works
Jack's expression change when granny lue says "with two fingers" shows how fast he relises that the pump chop was a rip off
It's just a bigger version of the same thing taking up even more space while having different branding. i would just get the original smaller one if i needed one as i don't chop much.
“Your eyeballs don’t work like that”
My astigmatism: think again
Aey! 👉🏻
yep came down to comment the same thing
Isn't that a serious issue on a bigger level?! I have a small bit of astigmatism that I inherited from my mother and even that much sucks.
I was about to say LOL
Same
Jacksepticeye should start a second series called, "Testing funny items" where he buys and reviews products like this.
That’s a great idea
I was thinking the same thing.
Oh god you’re a genius
he did something like that with pewds
She's already done that you idiots
Jack: "That's not how light works..."
*Everyone with an astigmatism glares*
true
Yupp
I feel this.
and i took that personally
Same
I can imagine Evelyn outside the door hearing this intro and seriously wondering what’s happening
when you forget to plug your headphones in so your family thinks your starting a cult when the video starts
Who says we aren't?
Me who's still using CD in the third world countries 😑
get them to join!
@@jacksepticeye you got it Jack!
@@jacksepticeye Unus Seánus
damn, jack’s version of ‘shark bait ooh ha ha’ is so good, man
Ay!!! I thought that too!
I love that when Sean gets sooo angyyy he turns 10000% more Irish......I approve
SO TRUE
He’s got the shamrock power
Why thank you
My dad has one of those speakers, and we use it on Christmas eve when we're next to the fire. It works really well.
Yeah my mom got one and I stole it 😂 My case is chunky though so I have to take that off, it’s my only complaint
My sister has one and i'm kind of jealous
Seán: "Your eyeballs don't work like that; this is a camera!"
Me with an astigmatism in both eyes: 👁💧👄💧👁 "Well you don't have to *DRAG* me and my Dollar Tree vision like that..."
I have astigmatism toooo
I thought everyone see lights like me until recently
Me: what do you mean you see light without the spiky things that come out of it? I saw it like stars this whole time!!
Glad I'm not the only one who came here to say this!
Saameee
I don’t have an astigmatism but I still see lights like that 🥲 I’ve been to an optometrist and apparently I have 20/15 vision, this still perplexes me.
lol i also have astigmatism
What makes those hearing aids tactical, is my Grandfather tactically turning it down when he was getting in trouble for leaving a mess in the kitchen.
What an icon
Can’t wait to be 70. I’m halfway there. I shall use your grandfather’s tactics.
Vietnam flashbacks anyone?
“This isn’t real life, your eyeballs don’t work like that”
My blind ass “I-it shouldn’t work like that??-..”
You might have astigmatism if you see it like that
@@delta_g2831 I've had astigmatism since I was 6, I legit thought this was normal until someone told me it was not-
Your not blind or you wouldn't be able to type this
@@deathperception9285 it was hyperbole or a great exaggeration of the truth they aren’t claiming they’re blind, idiot
@@ashphobic3703 samee I didn't realise what it was then my vision got MUCH worse and I went to the doctors and they were like 'oh shit, your eyes are fucked' 😂
22:10 I remember these! When I used to ski as a kid, to warm my hands up my mom gave me smaller and round things like these and worked exactly like that! aaww what a good childhood memory
This series is slowly turning into Jacksepticeye debunks advertisements and I love it
I would love to see him react to the dr. Sasquatch soap ad cause its so ridiculous
He’s slowly becoming jackskepticeye
"This isn't even real life! Your eyeballs don't work like that!"
Cries in astigmatism.
haha feel you, the image used for the heavy traffic is exactly how lights look for me when night driving :(
@@thelucindamay It's so awful, I basically can't drive after dusk anymore because of it. I just don't feel like I can see well enough to be safe on the road at night because all of the streetlights and car lights are blown out and blurred together like that. I'm sorry you have to deal with it too!
What is astigmatism can someone kindly explain please
Truth.
@@shamrockgamer401 misshapen eyeballs. Normal people have roundish eyes. Astigmatism is when your eyes are shaped more like a football (American football). Causes all kinds of fun vision issues.
Jack: “Your eyes don’t work like that!”
Me with astigmatism: uhh...
Relate 😂
True
Deadass that bloom makes it so hard to drive at night.
Saaaaaaaaame
Oh that's what it's called? I was kinda confused when Jack said that, guess I have astigmatism then lol
Jack talking about how real life doesn’t look like that with the tack glasses…me having an astigmatism: “it doesn’t?”
“All with just 2 fingers”
Seáns face went dead serious
Seán: "😶😏👀"
As an owner of an egg pod, the shell actually does just slip off. Only downside is taking apart to clean unless u wanna just leave egg water marinating with shells that fell in the vent holes
So, it' easier to just shell a normal egg. Point proven.
sean:”it’s just a usb drive, here you can have this one for free”
also sean: “it has all my noods on it”
I think for half of the ppl in the comment section that only sweetens the deal 😂
I would most definitely take it for all the "extra storage" the nudes are a plus lmao
This man's vocals are absolutely STUNNING. He has screamed more times than I can count yet he can still produce vocals like at 0:05
“There’s just nothing like it on the market today!”
Me, who’s worn hearing aids since I was 4: “ex-SQUSE ME!?”
Do we need to turn the volume up?
I just got mine! They are an actual lifesaver 🦻
I laughed when Granny Lou said “With only two fingers” and Sean’s smile INSTANTLY vanished
Lmfao i just saw that and i burst out wheezing
@@En_chonky_fuzzy_bee same 💀. It was like a “what did she just say” look 💀💀💀
@@En_chonky_fuzzy_bee same 😂
Why else are just those two fingers trimmed properly? Heheheh
I found the emoji for Sean's reaction
😐
Séan: Eyes don’t work like that
People with an astigmatism: I beg to differ
I was just thinking this!! Oh... you mean it's not normal to take off your glasses at night and see GIANT BLURRY SNOWFLAKES on every street light?
I was about to say 😂
yeah like My eyes ALWAYS have that. only when i put my glasses on do i not have the flared out light.
@@MizTheWitch i still have that when i wear my glasses are you saying it is supposed to go away?
13:04 I like how the Lil Shorty is plugged into the top outlet, and then the regular extension cord is plugged into the bottom outlet, not even obstructing the top outlet. 😅😂🤣
I know I'm a few months late on this, but the "tacamplifier" is actually a perfect example of things made for people with disabilities and marketed to the ablebodied to help fund it. In the US hearing aids are not always covered by health insurance and can cost hundreds, or even thousands of dollars out of pocket even when they are covered. This is a way to potentially provided hearing aids to those that need it, but still be able to cover the cost and make a profit. There are a lot of infomercials like that.
I still bet half of them are shittily made.
@@r.j.penfold which is also on purpose honestly
Is the slap chop review out yet?
Example 1 of trying to make everything about politics
@@avvidsttv8185 disabled people not being able to get the health care and medical equipment is not actually political. Just because you can politicize doesn't mean it's actually a political issue.
Jack: "Those aren't even real lights. Your eyeballs don't look like that."
Me, with severe astigmatism: 👁👄👁
The moment where part of Jack's audience realised they need glasses
Exactly! Lol!
I came here to say the same thing haha
Same haha, I'm lucky mines not that bad but I do get alot of blurry lights
@@Museofmemory that moment when you go to an optician and they tell you that you have astigmatism but don't need glasses...kinda sus
I'm literally blasting the opening sequence on max and my family is looking at me in a very meaningful manner
The word you're looking for is concerned 😟
Oh no
Perfect
Make it your ring tone
@@TheDoomsock Make it your alarm and play it on the radio in traffic stops
I don't know why, but when I saw Jack's reaction to seeing six lil' shorties, I almost died of asphyxiation from laughing. I could feel my lungs collapsing.
I thought potential fire hazard seeing it
Gabs in the other room like "He's lost it again BB, give him space to make loud Irish noises."
I was laughing before the intro was even over. Wow this is a powerful series
Hello verified person
@Chrístœfer Pëzēt x31 here's a word, no.
Mango 🥭
if is funniest
@Chrístœfer Pëzēt x31 there's always a reason for being hated
Can we all just acknowledge the fact that Sean made it until 2:37 without swearing?! I think that's a new record
Edit: holy crap 300 likes omg
How did you notice that?
Holy crap your right
Shall we not point out videos where he hasn't ever sweared?
@@juliasmallwood4703 I guess I'm just very observant
I've gotten more Irish as I get older and it's definitely at least partly Jack's fault
Same
I love that the flash drive one says "For those with more technical know how"... Those with more technical know how know that that's just a flash drive and external hard drives look nothing like what that woman was using. They are trying to fool older people that don't have anyone to tell them/help them. That is what's wrong with all this crap.
Im pretty sure one of the things she was connecting was a projector
Its also just very cheap flash drives with a sticker on it. They literally give them away for free here, the same ones.
"Your eyeballs don't work like that!"
My astigmatism: "LAUGH!"
Shivam Yadav b o t
Preach!!!
These tac products are just like "here's a normal household thing, BUT PATRIOTIC!"
That's what I was thinking when he said, why do you need a tac visor?
I said, because the glasses don't have an eagle flag DUH! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
WITH THE AMERICAN EAGLE!
I wanna see the tac flag, the tactical flag to deter potential muggers, but helps them see you support the USA. 🇺🇸
9:13 gotta love JBL though, their boombox and "charge" series are fantastic
Imagine Jack do that intro dancing to his queen like a bird trying to impress his love
I almost spit out my drink reading that 🤣🤣🤣
Now imagine him doing it in a Lauren cloth dancing to her lol
yea it looks like a mating call and dance
😂😂😂
God damnit I can totally see that
You can tell that Jack is very confident in himself and does whatever he wants for his intros because he's hit a wide range of entertainment and knows he can't please everyone.
And that is when you truly are free.
Todays humor is exactly this so it’s not too far fetched to say he’s just pleasing the majority
*me not knowing what it means*
@@Kayla.124 - It means the intro is offensive to native americans, but Seán does it anyway because to him personally it was just funny or pleasant sounding.
PS: He did sound very pretty and I hope he doesn’t get cancelled over it.
“Who in their right mind are using CDs anymore.”
Jack, if I could, I’d totally use a VHS tape to save my photos on. Just for the fun of it.
You technically can. I could connect a VCR to my AV receiver, run a slide show on my fire tv cube, and record to VHS. I would imagine that you could store data on a VHS tape like you could with audio tapes on the Commodore 64. I enjoy old formats. I have a CD changer, tape deck, mini disc deck, record player, and Laser Disc player. Not to mention the USB floppy drive I got for my Sony Mavica.
@@jennoscura2381 well... now all I need is an empty VHS tape (preferably new) and I’m all set... oh, and a VCR player.
I'm so proud of him for buying the slap chop. LONG LIVE VINCE!!!
I never realized that sitting at home sick as a child and watching these terrible infomercials on TV was such a unique American experience lol
We have them in Finland too, though they're usually nighttime TV for low budget channels that don't have nighttime programs for some reason.
i remember sneaking out to the tv at 3am and watching hours of ads, i’m australian btw
I’m living in Korea now and oh my gosh they have SO MANY home shopping channels - help! 😂
I’m American and I haven’t seen as much of them as used to but I grew up with Vince hopper and billy Mayes screaming on the tv
everywhere has them, you just have to be a child and find those weird channels to find them
"If you're still using CDs we have a bigger problem!"
Me, ignoring my giant case of CDs and nodding "You tell 'em!"
Most of my older games are on CD's 😅
@@VariaSweetGuardian ZUMA is best game, change my mind 😂
I have to burn CDs all the time for my job. I'm an engineer and whenever we submit plans to the city or county they usually ask for a digital copy of the pdf on a cd even though we email them the pdfs anyways.
Lol
Me pushing away my entire box full of floppy disks
Plot Twist: Jack cast a spell on us in the intro so now we have to laugh.
That intro remind me of indigenous people
@@youwantmyname9208 okay?
@@youwantmyname9208 Oh look Mr.Obvious 😒
You're a genius!
@@henri5560 yes
The d-frost wonder actually worked. We had one or something similar growing up.
Yeah, it's called a microwave.
@@anzaca1 don't thaw meat in the microwave please
@@theogtimeclock But e coli is fun...
Jack: "No one's eyes are like that!"
Me: *Sweating profusely* "Wait you mean that isn't normal?"
For me it is, but I have an astigmatism in my right eye. You might need to get your eyes checked
@@alphalunablue8918 yup, I also have astigmatism, it’s like this at night when I drive, or just anything in general.
My eyes have become crazy sensitive to sunlight as well. Not going to lie, those glasses seem appealing lol
Look up astigmatism on google, I would talk to an opthomoligst about that
If you have astigmatism it is. I have it in both eyes. If you're having this issue I suggest seeing the eye doctor if you can. 😊
I have severe astigmatism and that's what every night looks like even with my glasses.
The "tactical amplifier" is a hearing aid for the grandpa who insists that he doesn't need a hearing aid.
LMAO
that's actually a genius idea, show it to someone who's unwilling to get a hearing aid
Actually one of my friends has something similar built into his ear protection its one of those newer active hearing protection ones that block out loud damaging sounds but amplifies regular sounds so you can still hear relatively ordinary with them on.
@@happyjohn354 I have them but it doesn’t block sound but make hearing better but different hearing aids
Yes the attack amplifier is a hearing aid but tbh I’d rather pay for that than 200 dollar hearing aids
Considering they charge crazy amounts for hearing aids cost that is actually a cheap hearing aid not bad idea
"This isnt even real life! Your eyes don't work like that!" *cries in astigmatism*
t r u e
right it not as bad but its close. my step dad got a pair for my mom and those work. like its exaggerated to sell.
ikr!! my glasses help but night time is still just a fireworks show :((
Ah, a man of culture i see
@@perfectcatto yup :C its a pain in the but
0:01 All hail Jacksepticeye, the god of joy, comedy and laughter!
That opening clip is 100% gonna be a meme
Naahhh that’s the intro from now on 😂
“To The Early Squad Reading This: sending virtual hugs to everyone who needs it! stay safe and positive in these difficult times❤️
My Dream is to hit 11k subs, I’m struggling a bit and I need ur support pl
Ong😂😂😂
Well of course
@@SalamiHoopz kk fdd
You should look at one of my favorites. The High Spy Drone. Im sure you'll easily get a few laughs out of that one
It's high you say?
He doesn’t read the comments
@@vexedemperor5588 he does but rarely
Do they really sell those stuff or they are just there for those vids?
@@schwarzschaz idk
0:00 And here we have Sean’s mating call-
0:06 is his siren
LMFAO😂😂😂
I get it... Jehovah Witness, TomSka
@@arfansthename 😂🥰🥰😅🥰😅😅😅
@@mrdigbears5675 ...ok?
5:50 I actually do still use CDs, but only ripping. Something I love doing is going to music stores, and just browsing the CD shelves, looking for obscure albums I've never heard of that catch my interest. If I like it, I rip it for my collection.
I've found a lot of really obscure music that I never would've encountered browsing online, simply because it's too old and/or unknown.
Of course, sometimes I get stinker albums that were a waste of $5, but that gamble is part of the fun.
"All with just two fingers" he just stares like he just saw you hiding a body and then looks back like nothing just happened
ur profile is a different character but i regognize it, its kira quween wo noruke mikistgeta
"All with just two fingers"
Jack: Looks into my soul and we have an understanding.
Jack "who in the right mind uses CDs?"
Me:sweats nervously
Me with the Garth Brooks collection and not wanting to pay for it digitally
Me,with my forest gump,top gun and dirty dancing on dvd.
Well shit
Umm I definitely dont have a folder full of them
So do you like Cd's?
@@Fred_boy2000 yes/no. I don't mind them, besides the space they take up
It's wild the evolution of this channel. Love ya, Jack. No matter the Era.
I literally cried when he said
"Are you trying to build a husband or something"
5:05
Watching this vid for first time. NO word of a lie legit came across this comment AS he was saying it. LOL
I mean imma stay a single-ass for ever, and if this product DOES help me make a husband, so....
💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳
Look on the right side of that frame I'm pretty sure thats a nintendo wii
Imagine having to go to the speaker every time you want to change the sound volume or the melody instead of being able to carry your phone around and do it from anywhere.
I've bought one and it's actually not that bad. And it does work.
@@neighbourhoodlum Huh, interesting. Out of curiosity, why did you decide to buy it over a bluetooth speaker?
@@mihneazarojanu5761 I was curious if it actually works or not.
@@neighbourhoodlum Alright, fair enough
15:31 she also made it rhyme guys omg😂😂😂
2:10 jack: "your eyeballs don't work like that"
Everyone with astigmatism: 😅😅😅
Ikr😂😂😂
I have visual snow syndrome and its like this too except its a neurological disorder instead of physical
What’s that?
@@pemanilnoob I don't know what it is on a technical level, but it's an eye problem that causes light to appear flaired out like in that photo
@@unicornsandthorns3973 not only that, but everything becomes blurry. Like a thin layer of old-timey tv static (maybe not thin if it's real bad)
Edit: typo
"That's a slogan I've heard for other things"
*Proceeds to get a Trojan ad
Same here man
Cool pfp! 👀
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Jack: “that’s not what light looks like!”
Me *squinting cause it does look like that for me* : ya sure???
It does when you have an astigmatism!
Ah the glory of astigmatisms......
If you wear glasses it does
Thank you my brothers
The glory of Stigmatism- is it Stigmatism or Astigmatism?
"who in their right mind is using cds anymore" me watching this infront of my metal cd collection 👀 (its comfortingly nostalgic ok)
Cripes it's like having a museum exhibit in your home lol.
@@mr.nickols1293 Dude I still have an old MIB 2 VHS in my closet somewhere (Even if I cant ever use it :)
me with over 25 physical copies of video games for the playstation 2, playstastion 3, playstation 4, and the nintendo gamecube. this doesn't include movies i own or my physical computer game discs. i still use cd's and one of my favorite movies i got at a pawn shop to replace a damaged copy i had is one i've kept since i was a kid.
“Having period cra-“
Seán: “Well! That’s about it for today”
Ikr 🤣
Me stuck at home with bad cramps today: wAIT-
Jacksepticeye from 2015 : “ TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADEES “
Jacksepticeye now : unga bunga noises*
@Chrístœfer Pëzēt x31 no, your not worth hating on
Lmao
@Çhrîztöfêr Pêzét 39 no
@Çhrîztöfêr Pêzét 39 again, your not worth hating on
Dude you attracted two hate comment attention junkies.
I love how literally all of them say “THE SECRET IS THIS HIGH TECH-“
STATE OF THE ART TECHNOLOGY
SUPER ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY
14:58 As soon as the screen went black I got an ad, THAT WAS PERFECT TIMING XD
Lil Shorties: *is like an extension cord, but several feet less*
Doofenschmirtz: "That's what I needed for my 'Waffleinator!'"
"Are you making a husband or something ?" :- jacksepticeye
That line really got me 😂😂
Appreciate the pfp
5:04 One of the best parts, got me as well xD 👌
0:00 “and here uncanny see a wiled jacksepticeye in its natural habitat a recording room preforming its maternal dance”
Lol
‘Wiled’ lol
That intro lives in my head rent free. 😂
I need a meme video of that in my life
you’re telling me if you lay your phone on the boom touch it can make color blind people see color?! this deserves an award
"All it takes is two fingers!"
That was the face of a man that said: "I can say it, but I won't."
19:28 Priceless. 😂😂
These videos in a nutshell:
"Local Irishman roasts American products and/or America its self"
I'm American and here for it tbh.
As well he should. We're a joke.
I've actually seen the "night vision tac glasses" in Walmart
Jack: "Who's paying $130 for a Bluetooth speaker?"
My mother:
I got a 100 dollar one for free once. I think that's also how many times I used it. Wireless earbuds with their own volume control, maybe?
I bought a $100+ Bose speaker. No regrets, that thing is badass
My bf with his Bose speaker as well:
JBL and Bose speakers are actually well worth the heavy price tags. If you go to parties or hang out with friends regularly then $130 is honestly going on the cheap end. To really bring the sound you would want upwards of a $300 speaker. But that's because they aren't Bluetooth only but also have auxiliary ports, can daisy chain, have subs, etc.
Same
Seán's laugh is so contagious, honestly he's great.
Jacksepticeye has evolved into what we all are inside after one year of isolation
I'm like this all the time
I fell asleep watching the playlist and this woke me up and scared the crap out of me.