I'm pretty sure most of those "5 Minute Craft" hacks are trolling, but that way of carrying a baby car seat is legit, it keeps the seat from smacking into your leg and holds the baby up higher.
I didn’t know about the baby one tell recently and wish I knew cuz carrying it by the handle is super heavy and gets in ur way but the way it shows is an easier way to hold it
How to know Sean is now in his 30s. "I do have a garbage disposal now, I think its pretty dope" I extend my hand to officially welcome you to the club now buddy. Its great to have ya!
That doesn't actually work and is likely dangerous. Ann Reardon has done a great series on why they should be obliterated from the face of the earth. Fuck Five Minute Crafts, they're a bunch of scumbags.
"Don't kill the spiders, let them live. Teach your kids to be ok with the spiders" Aussie parents: Ok ok, just this once you can ignore the loud Irishman's advice.
Jack:”let the spider live, don’t drown them” Also jack: *plays a game where he kills all spiders with different weapons* Edit:the game is “kill it with fire” or something
I don't get why so many people are such pacifists when It comes to spiders. They're nothing but disgusting vermin that already deserve to die enough as it is.
7:04 If you actually want to prevent dark bottoms on your baked goods, try lining the pan with parchment paper instead of baking spray. (Make sure to use PARCHMENT paper. Not wax paper. Wax paper will set your oven on fire.)
I can relate to that. I've actually watched 5-Minute Crafts when I was a kid and thought it was good. Now I look back and cringe. There's only one life hack that I actually DID and it worked was putting plastic bags on your shoes to avoid a low-level raw sewage flood.
dont u put clear on afterwards? mine takes like 3 min to dry, u still gotta be careful with em tho, u can't just go jamming your figures into everything. regardless if its dry or not
@@aphrodiety_rose8841 What top coat are you using? Most good ones don't smudge. I use seche vite, the only downside I've noticed is it sometimes darkens after about a week (the varnish gets an almost yellow tint), but it's really fast drying and good for not smudging
That one with the baby carrier works like a charm though, it doesn’t explain that it’s waaay easier on your arm, much more stable and frees up your other arm completely. Not explained in the video but actually handy.
The membrane of an egg shell is actually very helpful for cuts, but ofc you're not always gonna have eggs nearby. Its basically a new layer of your own skin and heals the cut faster because it speds up the healing process of making new skin, funky stuff.
U HAVE A CUT ON UR HAND and there's no eggs nearby Step1: find a bird nests Step2: Take one egg Step3:Crack the egg Step4:Peel the skin of the shell Step5: put it on the cut of u hand
Betadine ointment also works, it won't have the danger of infection and it's easier to keep in your purse 😉 also, covering the wound with betadine and then a patch means you can get back to work in a few minutes, you don't have to keep a part of egg on your finger for half an hour 🙃 I know what's my first choice 😀
8:30 when you’re a sucker for silliness and therefore completely disregard the entire video just to keep replaying this moment over and over again…! 😅😆
"Let the spider live, dont drown it" Me: *almost sets fire to a house trying to kill a fly* Also me: *trying to exorcise any annoying bug (mosquitos) for being alive*
Jack: *swears* TH-cam: Demonetized! 5 min craft: *tells kids to eat strawberries soaked in bleach and fling molten caramel all over the place* TH-cam: I see nothing wrong here. Have all the money!
For real. Troom Troom and 5min have some insane videos of theirs reported for being outright dangerous and YT did nothing about it for how long. Health and skin hazards, safety and even body mangle hazards, like cmon.
Part of the problem is that they have a team of people who watch through the videos, and when they see videos of people being murdered next to dangerous crafts, they deem the crafts as ok. They need to have different levels of reports, such as sexual, gruesome, and dangerous.
@@militor_207 they are basically telling kids to play with molten sugar. Which causes instant second or third degree burns and it sticks to you and continues to burn. It is extremely dangerous.
@@militor_207 Yeah the wonderful folks tend to put hard objects into blenders, that has a potential danger of breaking the blades of said blender. They also like to use other hardware products the wrong way..
Jack here: "No, let the spider live, don't teach your kids to drown spiders" Jack in every other video: "Don't drown them if a spider is in your house... *burn down the whole building*
@@cyanspider_killer6423 Bot/dumb kid that thinks being edgy will get them attention to replace the love their parents never gave them. Instead, it just makes their parents think they should've let mistake drown.
We actually got rid of ours in favor of Insta-Hot. Also my uncle, former master plumber for our state (Florida), says disposals are actually very bad for your septic tank. It's fine if you got city sewage though.
Is that not a normal thing in other parts of the world? In the US it’s pretty common, or at least I’ve never heard of them not being common. I’ve lived in many houses in my life and I’m only 15, and every one I’ve lived in has had a garbage disposal
@@fcsmeikuari1942 I think it's more common in the US. I live in Germany and I don't know anyone who has a garbage disposal in their sink. Usually it's just a drain cover that will collect food scraps so the drain won't get clogged and you throw the scraps into a trashcan.
Funny enough the egg one actually works- the “lining” of the egg is high in collagen (which is a big component of skin) and if cleaned first provides a good barrier to bacterial infection while the wound is healing😂
I have to say, the coaster, basketball, and confetti popper are pretty good ideas. The coaster spoke for itself, the basketball is a good way to let your kids play inside without risking something breaking, and the confetti popper would be a fun DIY activity for birthday parties.
My Mom came in my room, and asked me what I was watching so I showed her this video, and she kept giggling through out the whole time I was showing it, Jack I think you might have a new fan lol
It really is too damn bad that TH-cam demonitizes for swearing, like if movies that HALF THE WORLD sees can make billions and have swearing, TH-camrs making a 25 minute video should be able to.
I have a larger theory that swearing is a useful way to expel stress that may help the brain function, and that the dislike of profanity is more of an anxiety around the possibility of anger and a mistake belief that you make people become more civil by forcing them to refrain from certain pieces of language that may or may not truly be anger signals.
@@sydneywilliams4662 when enabling monetisation, you have to declare whether the video contains certain topics that may be controversial, has strong language, or has any form of hate speech, be it direct (such as the N word) or indirect. When it comes to swearing, whether it contains any words like shit etc in the first 30 to 60 seconds, or any stronger swearing such as f*ck or c**t at any point or regularly throughout the video. There's more but haven't got the list to hand at the moment.
For the 'Finding the end of the Tape' tip, instead of a paperclip, just fold the end of the tape back on itself. Gives you a little flap to grab next time!
@@dancingghostgirl2291 Folding it tends to work better, especially with packing tape. The strip is less likely to tear down the middle when the leading edge is folded over.
Also as someone who does shipping for a living, folding the end over and taping the box will also make it easier to open! :) for someone who doesn’t have a box cutter that is.
I’ve had braces, it’s not really the same thing, especially because I wasn’t actively biting down on metal. The concept of biting into tinfoil sounds like absolute hell to me, whereas the braces were mildly annoying/painful at times
The balloon thing for wiping is more intended to teach kids that aren't yours, iirc. Some teacher came up with it for kids at school/daycare to cut down on problems. Apparently a lot of parents never think to teach their kids how to do it in the way that reduces UTIs.
Yes. I never learned how to wipe so I've always wiped back to front. I mean, I do my best to not get anything in there obviously, wipe the front, then the back, but I can't wipe front to back it doesn't make sense to me
Fun fact: the earbud one was how apple wanted you to wear them (if you do some digging, you’ll even find a manual that they made with pictures), but literally nobody used them the way 5-minute crafts showed so on the contrary, we actually are using them wrong!
That nail thing is an ANCIENT trick. My mom taught me how to do that with water from the tap at a steady, but not high, stream and that actually helped level it out and get rid of any air bubbles. But you can also avoid that by PAINTING YOUR NAILS RIGHT AND NOT GOING FULL CAVEMAN
@@noticemesenpai7829 I used to too, but then one of my friends was a nail salon lady and she showed me how to paint so I don't have to do that anymore! It was a game changer
Actually Sean, as a mother, I can assure you that carrying the baby carrier the way shown in the video was a lot more comfortable for me, safer for my baby, and provided me with a lot more control over the carrier (in my experience).
That car seat carrying technique is LEGIT. It seriously saved me and my wife’s backs when our son was an infant, and it’s much more stable than just using the handle.
@@ericridgeway2846 Sorry, Mr.Fucking-Swole (/s) but not everybody needs to fucking exercise to be fit enough, you still get tired or sore. They just want to carry a baby, and carrying one for long periods of time can be tiring, especially with heavy carriers, for many people.
@Eric Ridgeway Then you've got disabilities, previous injuries, and a whole set of other issues that means you need to be more careful. Also, you always want to be putting the least amount of unnecessary strain on non-muscular or low muscular parts of the body. Including when you work out. I mean, you could use a backpack - OR get swole and just carry it in one hand. Naw, the backpack exists for a reason. My lower back can lift max weight at the gym. My chest muscles are swole. My shoulder blades are like a baby turtle on its back, flailing. So I end up in pain, cause day-to-day my shoulder muscles are slacking off. That's what happens when you don't pay attention to how you lift things.
The skin of an egg actually is very good for covering cuts. It fuses to skin very well so it's able to reduce the amount of time required to heal and can minimize the amount of scarring on cuts and, more importantly, burns. It also has some pain relieving effects.
So the baby carrier thing is actually a life safer. It is so much easier to carry and puts way less strain on your arm and back. Especially when you were on bed rest your entire pregnancy and are just extra weak and tired.
I have carried my kids in a carrier like that, it actually is easier for long distance transportationof a carrier. But in congested areas, I lowered them and used the handle.. that high position can be ungainly and almost double your spatial footprint, but it is easier.
Maybe safer/easier for the parent, but if your hand slips the carrier is going sideways, where if you drop it from the handle it's more likely to land flat.
The bandaging ones were /so/ close to being useful but they just… didn’t use them correctly. Like the tampon one would be good for deep wounds, I believe they were used to plug bullet wounds in some wars! The egg skin can be used to help stop bleeding and keep bacteria out of smaller cuts but the person just didn’t apply it correctly lol, though actual bandages might be preferable
The tampon one, it looked like a pretty decently sized gash. That trick would be good if you got one that was too big for a regular size bandage (and didn't have the space for a full assortment)
Actually, tampons were invented by nurses during some war that I don't remember the name or time period of, for bullet wounds! It was only later on that people discovered we good use them to plug other spaces
with the earbud thing I actually used to do that, when earbuds weren’t mostly cordless, because I could never find earbuds that didn’t fall out immediately. putting it around your ear secures it there :)
Just so you know 5-mnutes crafts is a russian content farm and an incredible amount of their hacks either don't work at all, not as advertised or is genuinely dangerous.
3:42 if you use PVC piping, a glove finger from a dishwashing glove and a hose clamp, you can make essentially home made paint ball gun that shoots rocks or ball bearings or marbles etc
“It doesn’t take them (nail polish) *that* long to dry” Please tell me what nail polish you’re using because I would *love* a nail polish that doesn’t screw up *2 hours* after I put it on.
Used to paint my nails around lunchtime or even in the morning and their fine all day but then I wake up the next morning with all weird marks on my nailpolish... Seriously?! Ffs lol aaaand also the reason why I never wear nailpolish anymore 😆😆😆
@@JustC00kie The nailpolish I use typically “dries” after about 20 minutes, but is still fragile I guess? Cause it’ll be “dry” but get pushed up onto the cuticle.
That confetti cannon was something we made a lot when I was a kid, but we used longer and narrower cardboard tubes. And we didn't shoot colourful paper with them, we filled them with dried peas and shotgunned each other. Good times. Also a fun thing to do; sometimes those vertical bars for pants that you find on plastic coat hangers are hollow, and are perfect improvised blowguns.
I work at a scout camp and tampons are actually something we keep in some of our first aid kits, especially at shooting ranges. They’re excellent for puncture wounds and actually work great for nosebleeds
Shoutout to the last few braincells watching these "life hacks"
after this i have a iq much higher than 4... because its 6
shoutout to Jack for uploading
Ayyy
They will now proceed to make a life hack which will increase brain cells
@Thicc beast I might need proof
I'm pretty sure most of those "5 Minute Craft" hacks are trolling, but that way of carrying a baby car seat is legit, it keeps the seat from smacking into your leg and holds the baby up higher.
I want to like the comment but its at 69. Oh wait its at 70 I can like it
Ever since I saw the baby one I’ve done it every time it’s the best
I didn’t know about the baby one tell recently and wish I knew cuz carrying it by the handle is super heavy and gets in ur way but the way it shows is an easier way to hold it
Also a parent. Can confirm, best way to carry the seat.
They are. Only those with two brain cells will fall for those
How to know Sean is now in his 30s. "I do have a garbage disposal now, I think its pretty dope" I extend my hand to officially welcome you to the club now buddy. Its great to have ya!
ayo the pizza here
Okay, I would LOVE to have a garbage disposal.
FJDHSHDBDJSHSH I STILL BELIEVE MANS IS IN HIS 20'S
I HAVE A HEALTH TEACHER WHO LOOKS HIS AGE, AND IS 31
@@zerode_9438 Yeah Sean looks younger then he is. He's 31.
@@idontwantahandle651 It does indeed mean you have made it to the big leagues haha
I love how 5 minute crafts sees a problem and find the most over complicated and unnecessary solution to it
That doesn't actually work and is likely dangerous. Ann Reardon has done a great series on why they should be obliterated from the face of the earth. Fuck Five Minute Crafts, they're a bunch of scumbags.
*remembers when they hammered a spoon just so they didn’t have to flip it over*
Half of the time it's not even an actual problem
@@themoonchild7302 it was like them having -69 iq
They never heard of a thing called Occam's razor.
Jack: *Sees someone pouring sugar in coffee the wrong way*
Also Jack: So you have chosen.. *death*
"Don't kill the spiders, let them live. Teach your kids to be ok with the spiders"
Aussie parents: Ok ok, just this once you can ignore the loud Irishman's advice.
It's all fun and games, until a didgeridoo spider takes off with Little Timmy
@@michaelritzen8138 At least you can hear those ones coming, aye.
@@Timotheuster hearing them come and doing something about it, are two completely different things, though XD
The spiders don’t pay rent they get the boot (literally)
@@FunSanctuary they do pay rent
"Bring the spider outside."
Says the man who once set an entire house on fire to remove a spider.
I mean, technically, he brought the spider outside... but just by removing the house instead of the spider.
That is the logical response to a spider in the house tbh. 🏠 🔥
Ask the spider to look at the roses before loading up your round.
Lmfao he did that
@@Trashcan.grimlin yeah that is what the comment says.
Jack:”let the spider live, don’t drown them”
Also jack: *plays a game where he kills all spiders with different weapons*
Edit:the game is “kill it with fire” or something
I don't get why so many people are such pacifists when It comes to spiders. They're nothing but disgusting vermin that already deserve to die enough as it is.
Yassss gurl
@@try_100 👩🎤
@@crusty2170 ldldldldl
Same🍷🍷🍷🍷🍼☕🍵11
7:04
If you actually want to prevent dark bottoms on your baked goods, try lining the pan with parchment paper instead of baking spray. (Make sure to use PARCHMENT paper. Not wax paper. Wax paper will set your oven on fire.)
This isn’t a normal TH-cam video. This is a documentary of Jack losing his few scraps of sanity
I can relate to that. I've actually watched 5-Minute Crafts when I was a kid and thought it was good. Now I look back and cringe. There's only one life hack that I actually DID and it worked was putting plastic bags on your shoes to avoid a low-level raw sewage flood.
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@@MinecraftGamerLR I look back at my later child hood-my twenties and it's almost like a constant cringe festival in my head 😬🤦
I don't like it.
@@LynnAgain83 Everyone feels that way, now huh?
He's not the only one.
Jack: "They should be dry by then"
Me: no. Never. Absolutely never.
Nail Polish: yeah no. Never.
Ya gotta add a top coat, then it won't smudge or get dented
@@sprigganpanda bruh. You know how many times my top coats have smudged?
dont u put clear on afterwards? mine takes like 3 min to dry, u still gotta be careful with em tho, u can't just go jamming your figures into everything. regardless if its dry or not
@@aphrodiety_rose8841 What top coat are you using? Most good ones don't smudge. I use seche vite, the only downside I've noticed is it sometimes darkens after about a week (the varnish gets an almost yellow tint), but it's really fast drying and good for not smudging
@nemo pouncey yes
4:17 SPLATOON REFERENCE
That one with the baby carrier works like a charm though, it doesn’t explain that it’s waaay easier on your arm, much more stable and frees up your other arm completely. Not explained in the video but actually handy.
Sean: "Stuff your face full of cream!"
Me: "heh" *clicks like button*
That’s what she said
🧐
I clicked the like button before even watching this video.
Why? Because I already know he's gonna make me laugh
was looking for this comment
@@trexz3720 I feel you ❤
The membrane of an egg shell is actually very helpful for cuts, but ofc you're not always gonna have eggs nearby. Its basically a new layer of your own skin and heals the cut faster because it speds up the healing process of making new skin, funky stuff.
U HAVE A CUT ON UR HAND and there's no eggs nearby
Step1: find a bird nests
Step2: Take one egg
Step3:Crack the egg
Step4:Peel the skin of the shell
Step5: put it on the cut of u hand
@@mishera540 love how 5 minute craft places a bandage 1:10
Betadine ointment also works, it won't have the danger of infection and it's easier to keep in your purse 😉 also, covering the wound with betadine and then a patch means you can get back to work in a few minutes, you don't have to keep a part of egg on your finger for half an hour 🙃 I know what's my first choice 😀
Im trying to get eggy
@@mishera540 well, there's only eggs in the nests at a certain time of year
8:30 when you’re a sucker for silliness and therefore completely disregard the entire video just to keep replaying this moment over and over again…! 😅😆
"Let the spider live, dont drown it"
Me: *almost sets fire to a house trying to kill a fly*
Also me: *trying to exorcise any annoying bug (mosquitos) for being alive*
Jack: *swears*
TH-cam: Demonetized!
5 min craft: *tells kids to eat strawberries soaked in bleach and fling molten caramel all over the place*
TH-cam: I see nothing wrong here. Have all the money!
For real. Troom Troom and 5min have some insane videos of theirs reported for being outright dangerous and YT did nothing about it for how long. Health and skin hazards, safety and even body mangle hazards, like cmon.
Part of the problem is that they have a team of people who watch through the videos, and when they see videos of people being murdered next to dangerous crafts, they deem the crafts as ok. They need to have different levels of reports, such as sexual, gruesome, and dangerous.
@@turkizno body mangle? Wtf are they showing these kids?
@@militor_207 they are basically telling kids to play with molten sugar. Which causes instant second or third degree burns and it sticks to you and continues to burn. It is extremely dangerous.
@@militor_207 Yeah the wonderful folks tend to put hard objects into blenders, that has a potential danger of breaking the blades of said blender. They also like to use other hardware products the wrong way..
4:01 wait until he finds out about the ones full of shaving cream
I absolutely love the editing in this video. It's so full of personality.
Jack here: "No, let the spider live, don't teach your kids to drown spiders"
Jack in every other video: "Don't drown them if a spider is in your house... *burn down the whole building*
Exactly.
*flashbacks to Kill It With Fire video*
@MGTWO Entrepreneur What????????
He said don't DROWN them. He never said anything about not killing them with fire. Lmao
@@cyanspider_killer6423 Bot/dumb kid that thinks being edgy will get them attention to replace the love their parents never gave them.
Instead, it just makes their parents think they should've let mistake drown.
If no one has said it yet, congratulations on your garbage disposal, that is pretty dope! And a very big accomplishment.
Dont have live in the uk😎
suomi? no?
We actually got rid of ours in favor of Insta-Hot. Also my uncle, former master plumber for our state (Florida), says disposals are actually very bad for your septic tank. It's fine if you got city sewage though.
Is that not a normal thing in other parts of the world? In the US it’s pretty common, or at least I’ve never heard of them not being common. I’ve lived in many houses in my life and I’m only 15, and every one I’ve lived in has had a garbage disposal
@@fcsmeikuari1942 I think it's more common in the US. I live in Germany and I don't know anyone who has a garbage disposal in their sink. Usually it's just a drain cover that will collect food scraps so the drain won't get clogged and you throw the scraps into a trashcan.
1:16 Well, in her defense, the bandaid was very small compared to the wound she got 😂 maybe that's what that """hack""" was about
1:27 this had me laughing for so long! 😂😂 keep it up jack!
“I have a garbage disposal now; it’s pretty neat.”
Even Jack knows it’s the little things in life that matter.
yeah and he's right everybody has the "moveable sink hose" or whatever
I remember seeing that as a kid and thought it was the best thing since sliced bread lol
Felix jealous now
Let's remember this man was utterly enjoyed to show the world his new ladder. And We're all in for it.
I feel the same way for Jack as I do for Jev; if he’s happy, we’re all happy.
Funny enough the egg one actually works- the “lining” of the egg is high in collagen (which is a big component of skin) and if cleaned first provides a good barrier to bacterial infection while the wound is healing😂
Really now? That's pretty neat.
That was my reaction when I first saw it too !!
@MGTWO Entrepreneur get a life
@@zoro3485 how do you know that they don't have a life
@@maximusmaxipad482 bruh look at his content and comments 💀
I have to say, the coaster, basketball, and confetti popper are pretty good ideas. The coaster spoke for itself, the basketball is a good way to let your kids play inside without risking something breaking, and the confetti popper would be a fun DIY activity for birthday parties.
My Mom came in my room, and asked me what I was watching so I showed her this video, and she kept giggling through out the whole time I was showing it, Jack I think you might have a new fan lol
"I have a garbage disposal now, it's pretty neat."
*Thinks back to Felix's presentation on why sinks suck*
Felixs presentation was evidently very influencial
I think you mean why sinks stink*
I wanna like Ur comment but it's on 420 😬
sinks stinks
Having worked on a few sinks, garbage disposals will clog your sink eventually.
Seán: Don't teach your kid to murder spiders.
Also Seán: *has multiple videos playing a game all about killing spiders*
V O I L E N C E
I like how Jack doesn’t just say “five minutes craft bad” the whole video, but has some he actually thinks are cool.
5:57 Do *not* do that with cables. The plastic can break and cause an electrical fire.
It really is too damn bad that TH-cam demonitizes for swearing, like if movies that HALF THE WORLD sees can make billions and have swearing, TH-camrs making a 25 minute video should be able to.
I think they can say shit and bitch now but idk. There's something like that.
I have a larger theory that swearing is a useful way to expel stress that may help the brain function, and that the dislike of profanity is more of an anxiety around the possibility of anger and a mistake belief that you make people become more civil by forcing them to refrain from certain pieces of language that may or may not truly be anger signals.
@@sydneywilliams4662 See, that says to me that it's even more arbitrary that we first thought.
THIS COMMENT
POLITICS: NO
@@sydneywilliams4662 when enabling monetisation, you have to declare whether the video contains certain topics that may be controversial, has strong language, or has any form of hate speech, be it direct (such as the N word) or indirect. When it comes to swearing, whether it contains any words like shit etc in the first 30 to 60 seconds, or any stronger swearing such as f*ck or c**t at any point or regularly throughout the video. There's more but haven't got the list to hand at the moment.
For the 'Finding the end of the Tape' tip, instead of a paperclip, just fold the end of the tape back on itself. Gives you a little flap to grab next time!
I do that, its way better than trying not to lose a dang paperclip
Or run your nail around it til u feel it bump into the end
@@dancingghostgirl2291 Folding it tends to work better, especially with packing tape. The strip is less likely to tear down the middle when the leading edge is folded over.
@@CertifiedDoc makes sense
Also as someone who does shipping for a living, folding the end over and taping the box will also make it easier to open! :)
for someone who doesn’t have a box cutter that is.
9:00
People with braces: Am I a joke to you?
I’ve had braces, it’s not really the same thing, especially because I wasn’t actively biting down on metal. The concept of biting into tinfoil sounds like absolute hell to me, whereas the braces were mildly annoying/painful at times
@@statementofjoespooky1660 yeah
"Teaching your kid to murder?! Just gently put the spider on a piece of paper and put it outside"
*"Continues to throw spider several miles away"*
the editing in this video feels like a fucking fever dream holy shit
I love it 😂😂
@@elianmontero644 same
Feels like a video made for kids tbh
@@dinfgokarton7638 it basically is XD
The editor is on sum lsd
The balloon thing for wiping is more intended to teach kids that aren't yours, iirc.
Some teacher came up with it for kids at school/daycare to cut down on problems. Apparently a lot of parents never think to teach their kids how to do it in the way that reduces UTIs.
It’s also helpful got neurodivergent kids who need visuals to learn!
Yes. I never learned how to wipe so I've always wiped back to front. I mean, I do my best to not get anything in there obviously, wipe the front, then the back, but I can't wipe front to back it doesn't make sense to me
Fun fact he folded it so that if he had actually been wiping his hum he would have poop on his hand now
@@rubberduckssss no? I fold my tp all the time. You just suck at folding, apperently
@@SilverWolf_-cj4qn The kid folded it so the side that wiped was on the outside. It was the -child's- teacher's mistake for not correcting it.
Jacksepticeye: teach your kids to be ok with the spider and bring it outside. Me: I HAVE ARACHNOPHOBIA MAN!!!
Yeah. Me too. I really wish he had thought about that before hand and just used a cartoon spider or a minecraft spider.
2:31 this made me laugh so hard 🤣
"Buy a lid"
Spongebob: Patrick that's a pickle
Yes
*explosion*
@MGTWO Entrepreneur atleast he had a loving dad unlike yours who went to go grab the milk and you still wait for him after 20 years
Jack: "im trying not to swear cuz i dont want to be demonitized"
Also Jack: " STUFF YOUR FACE WITH CREAM"
Not a swear. Just a suggestive comment of the "cream." Be sure to get it in there good. Don't want any escaping.
that's not funny.
@@cuh5762 You're right. It's hilarious.
Jack being himself is the best i wish he could just be sponsored to be him
I miss old jacksepticeye that cussed everytime something happens
2:10 THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER *epic boss theme intensifies*
Jack in the thumbnail looks like he's one molecule away from spontaneously combusting
"theyre going to be dry by then" oh jack, you sweet summer child.
wait I'm just scrolling through these comments but...we follow each other on twitter omg hello
Jack: "Stuff your face full of cream!"
Also Jack: realizes what he just said
66 likes Jinx, all you need is 3 more and your comment will be perfect 🤌🏻✨😉
@@Panda72021 we went to far go back go back!
@@Panda72021 69 is not funny anymore
LOLLL FR? WHAT GAME DID HE PLAY?
@@mrwhite9185 Comedy is suggestive. Plus a lot of people just joke about it for old times sake for any ounce of serotonin we can get.
They somehow manage to make the solution *way more inconvenient* than the actual problem
I love how Sean just starts contemplating life when he sees the coffee hack
Fun fact: the earbud one was how apple wanted you to wear them (if you do some digging, you’ll even find a manual that they made with pictures), but literally nobody used them the way 5-minute crafts showed so on the contrary, we actually are using them wrong!
no way. had to see if it was true - and it is!!! damn !!!
DAMNIT
no wonder my earbuds always fall out my ear
That nail thing is an ANCIENT trick. My mom taught me how to do that with water from the tap at a steady, but not high, stream and that actually helped level it out and get rid of any air bubbles. But you can also avoid that by PAINTING YOUR NAILS RIGHT AND NOT GOING FULL CAVEMAN
Time stam
My mom also taught me the same trick except i do it religiously everytime i paint my nails
@@noticemesenpai7829 I used to too, but then one of my friends was a nail salon lady and she showed me how to paint so I don't have to do that anymore! It was a game changer
5:02 that earbud lifehack actually works wut
8:03 she put training wheels on it
Actually Sean, as a mother, I can assure you that carrying the baby carrier the way shown in the video was a lot more comfortable for me, safer for my baby, and provided me with a lot more control over the carrier (in my experience).
If it helps anyone else who sees this, I recommended this to a new mother struggling to carry her baby, and she was astounded at the discovery.
I think it’s ilegal
And so much better on the back
Totally agree. I did that with the carrier for both my kids and it’s so much more comfortable.
I was gonna comment something like this so I'm glad you did!!
That car seat carrying technique is LEGIT. It seriously saved me and my wife’s backs when our son was an infant, and it’s much more stable than just using the handle.
It causes so much less strain on your arm and shoulder too! It really is a life hack
@@CMass228 Truly!
Build some fucking muscle, get them gains, wont be a problem
@@ericridgeway2846 Sorry, Mr.Fucking-Swole (/s) but not everybody needs to fucking exercise to be fit enough, you still get tired or sore. They just want to carry a baby, and carrying one for long periods of time can be tiring, especially with heavy carriers, for many people.
@Eric Ridgeway Then you've got disabilities, previous injuries, and a whole set of other issues that means you need to be more careful. Also, you always want to be putting the least amount of unnecessary strain on non-muscular or low muscular parts of the body. Including when you work out. I mean, you could use a backpack - OR get swole and just carry it in one hand. Naw, the backpack exists for a reason.
My lower back can lift max weight at the gym. My chest muscles are swole. My shoulder blades are like a baby turtle on its back, flailing. So I end up in pain, cause day-to-day my shoulder muscles are slacking off. That's what happens when you don't pay attention to how you lift things.
The skin of an egg actually is very good for covering cuts. It fuses to skin very well so it's able to reduce the amount of time required to heal and can minimize the amount of scarring on cuts and, more importantly, burns. It also has some pain relieving effects.
“What happened to your sink?! Who did you kill? 16 funny hacks! AND HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER” is pure gold 😂
Jack: "EVERYONE TYPES WITH TWO THUMBS!"
My fiancé: *Types slowly with one finger*
My mum honestly 😂
me because of my disability >.> can only properly use onr thumb
*laughs in Swipe*
Same sometimes
Does she have missing fingers?
So the baby carrier thing is actually a life safer. It is so much easier to carry and puts way less strain on your arm and back. Especially when you were on bed rest your entire pregnancy and are just extra weak and tired.
@Sadness yes
I have carried my kids in a carrier like that, it actually is easier for long distance transportationof a carrier. But in congested areas, I lowered them and used the handle.. that high position can be ungainly and almost double your spatial footprint, but it is easier.
@@mrblack5145 No doubt. Use when appropriate and it's a back saver. Coulda used this info for my daughter!
Maybe safer/easier for the parent, but if your hand slips the carrier is going sideways, where if you drop it from the handle it's more likely to land flat.
looks dangerous
The tool man grunt is just perfect
Thank you Sean for teaching em not to kill spiders but to tape them to a paper airplane and throw off cliff
The Antistressball is actually called a waste of toothpaste
Edit: Thanks for the likes I've never had this much before
I don’t know where they’re from but I doubt an anti stress ball should cost more than a Colgate toothpaste
@@hiway19891 I don’t think they mean it would cost more, just that toothpaste could be of more use for brushing teeth instead
@@defn0tkc_tt Like getting all over your hands while the balloon eventually pops?
Mayonnaise is cheaper.
@@JeremiahKaneGame Gagh, eeeewwwww.
Video: Shows hack to get rid of the burnt bottoms on cookies.
Sean: "Just don't put them on a dirty baking sheet".
Burnt ≠ dirty, Sean
@MGTWO Entrepreneur If u see this bot's comment pls report, thx.
@@RedFierceWings spam, bullying or hate speech which one do I report it as
@@thegrimreaper2608Harassment of others since they're attacking Sean.
@@RedFierceWings amazing TH-cam deleted my reply but not this not that is so obsessed with deaths of family members of TH-camrs
2:36 This way of carrying a car seat is actually really good! It gives your arm more stability instead of a tight hand grip
8:36 "It doesn't take that long" bish yes it does!
The "Ah! Crap, I cut my finger, let me just hard-boil some eggs!" got to me! Humor is on point as always!
Jack has the best humour
Jack's genuine amazement at the confetti blaster was so wholesome.
soooooo... we're just not gonna acknowledge the discord ping at 8:47?
I think that might have your actual discord, because I don't hear a discord noise there...
Bro i love how he just questioned his own love for coffee like if he rlly loved it or just liked it
The bandaging ones were /so/ close to being useful but they just… didn’t use them correctly.
Like the tampon one would be good for deep wounds, I believe they were used to plug bullet wounds in some wars! The egg skin can be used to help stop bleeding and keep bacteria out of smaller cuts but the person just didn’t apply it correctly lol, though actual bandages might be preferable
The tampon one, it looked like a pretty decently sized gash. That trick would be good if you got one that was too big for a regular size bandage (and didn't have the space for a full assortment)
Actually, tampons were invented by nurses during some war that I don't remember the name or time period of, for bullet wounds! It was only later on that people discovered we good use them to plug other spaces
@@thorybrouns-celis2864 Really? I'm gonna have to look that up, that's interesting.
Tampons are actually not good for bullet wounds. You want to stop the bleeding but the tampon just allows more space for the blood to go.
Hypothetically, if my arm were chopped off, could I use a bunch of pads to stop the blood?
Jack: “Stuff your face full of cream!”
Me: “Yum!”
Jack: *inhales*
Me: *hysterical laughing*
This was my exact reaction process, too. 😂
“This I do do” and the sound effect after made me laugh like a 5 year old way harder than it should have.
with the earbud thing I actually used to do that, when earbuds weren’t mostly cordless, because I could never find earbuds that didn’t fall out immediately. putting it around your ear secures it there :)
Jack: "Okay that one slides"
No..no it doesn't that's the whole point of the hack ;)
Comedy 100
Intelligence 100
Just so you know 5-mnutes crafts is a russian content farm and an incredible amount of their hacks either don't work at all, not as advertised or is genuinely dangerous.
Agreed.
0:55 that’s actually a thing that my dad does as an EMT, it’s perfect for bullet wounds
That ice water for undried nail polish one is actually legit, I used it before I got a hand dryer
Can we all just agree that Jack is expressing how terrible these crafts are and how amazing he is expressing it
Love your profile pic
@@nolitrujillo9085 Thank you, I love yours as well :)
@@TobiasMyBeloved awe thanks
@@nolitrujillo9085 No prob :)
The above convo was sweet ☝️☝️
Jack: “I do have a garbage disposal now”
Definitely watched Pewds new sink vid
exactly what went through my mind!! hehehe :)
@MGTWO Entrepreneur what?
The "16 funny hacks and how to get away with murder" was my favorite quote
I love your energy and reactions to everything
Lady:*Falls on smooth floor*
Leg:*Looks like she fell on a rugged sidewalk*
"she put those stilettos into 4 wheel drive" is the best quote ever
Indeed.
"It's not *me* thats wrong, it's the *internet* that's wrong!"
No. It's *5 Minute Crafts* that's wrong.
Who needs to be nice to spiders when you can just squash them it's so much faster
Jack: "It's like watching the Twilight movies...Do I hate it, do I love it, Oh god I don't know..."
Me: "Ahh, makes sense Jack, exactly how I feel..."
I love that Sean isn’t afraid to say tampon. Even further proves how great of a guy he is. We love you jack!
why would he be afraid??
Literal bare minimum.
Really low bar
Ah yes, the one word all us men fear....
Tampon
Actual bare minimum
I love the sound effects at 8:30
The car seat one actually works. So much more comfortable than using the handle.
Jack: "oh no"
Me: "our table, it's broken!"
I died inside just reading this
0:24
Jack: "OH NO..."
My brain: "THE TABLE...ITS BROKEN"
yes, thank you! hahah
LOL
3:42 if you use PVC piping, a glove finger from a dishwashing glove and a hose clamp, you can make essentially home made paint ball gun that shoots rocks or ball bearings or marbles etc
"you'd have tampons in your purse more likely than a bandaid"
bandaid : BONJOUR
“It doesn’t take them (nail polish) *that* long to dry”
Please tell me what nail polish you’re using because I would *love* a nail polish that doesn’t screw up *2 hours* after I put it on.
Most good quality nailpolish dries after about 10 minutes. Then you wait another hour to apply top coat and you're good to go.
Holo Taco! Only nail polish I use now because otherwise I am way too fucking impatient.
Used to paint my nails around lunchtime or even in the morning and their fine all day but then I wake up the next morning with all weird marks on my nailpolish... Seriously?! Ffs lol aaaand also the reason why I never wear nailpolish anymore 😆😆😆
@@JustC00kie The nailpolish I use typically “dries” after about 20 minutes, but is still fragile I guess? Cause it’ll be “dry” but get pushed up onto the cuticle.
That confetti cannon was something we made a lot when I was a kid, but we used longer and narrower cardboard tubes. And we didn't shoot colourful paper with them, we filled them with dried peas and shotgunned each other. Good times.
Also a fun thing to do; sometimes those vertical bars for pants that you find on plastic coat hangers are hollow, and are perfect improvised blowguns.
I work at a scout camp and tampons are actually something we keep in some of our first aid kits, especially at shooting ranges. They’re excellent for puncture wounds and actually work great for nosebleeds
Can I just say I love the bloody editing here it’s so damn good and works perfectly
9:55 this is the moment where you know Sean wanted to make a joke but the monetisation was the main priority
No I think it was the moment where he had instant regret because that could be taken out of context so easily
Shoutout to Sean for cackling like a madman over these “life hack” videos.
-Hopefully he’s inspired you to cackle like a madman yourself
6:13 they're actually used in a lot of other places, they're pretty common in my country
This is just jacksepticeye reacting to 5 minute crafts and it’s amazing