r/QuitYourBullsh*t | SHE'S REAL!!
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11:47 This dude probably IS the teenage son that broke the expensive piece of art, and is trying to see what the average person would do to him. He probably thinks his parents would do around the same thing as the average person.
gotta give him props for coming up with that though
Yo the one about the self defense from the Yakuza sounds like a plot to an anime. And I would definitely watch it.
I doubt the Yakuza would make a mistake like that.
But i gotta say... why Yakuza with AK 47's?
@@josiahgibbs4063 it's anime, crazier things have happened
@@josiahgibbs4063 idk, they could have bought them from a russian mafia
@@hanchan254 yea... your right about that... 🤣
Honestly looking at all of those, it is more believable to say that my dog jumped up and bit my crotch at night while some officers were going by the house due to suspicious activity in the area while I was holding a flashlight in my left hand and shovel slung over my shoulder in my right, wearing a spanx tank top and red plaid pajama pants, only to then later caddie for those two officers at the golf course down the road and be reminded of it in front of two other golfers who were buddies with my dad.
r/oddlyspecific
@Haldi Wones quit your bull shit 😃
@Haldi Wones We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbyeWe're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbyeWe're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
This happened to me once.
@@dermor_ Only difference between that and the real thing was that she didn’t bite there, just jumped up and hit me there. They had shined their squad car light on me since all they could see was my silhouette due to the garage lights and I shined my dinky flashlight back at them, said “Evenin’ officer” and she nails me right there. Fell to the ground in pain and those guys were laughing their asses off as they drove away. She’s a cockapoo, energetic breed. Even so many years later she is still kicking, although sadly she is getting a lot older. Hard on hearing and her vision is starting to go.
It's always so hilarious (and pathetic) how fast these people get caught. They don't even try.
@du20💞 nobody asked for a CORN WITH A P WEBSITE-
7:04 Property management companies get bullshit bad reviews all the time. Typically they're from people who break shit all the time and blame the company, complain about every single little thing all the time, or trash the property (littering everywhere or not cleaning up after their pets) and get all pissy when it isn't dealt with immediately. All of these are usually people trying to find ways to live there for free, and when that doesn't work or they get called out on it (often receiving a fine, paying for the repairs, or getting evicted), they go online to leave negative reviews as a last ditch effort
7:04 The property owner having poor grammar and spelling is not automatically an indicator of them bullshitting. It's quite possible that either a) English is not their native language, or b) they're just bad at wording things.
yeah, something about the grammar and spelling mistakes feels to me like the owner is an ESL speaker. Maybe I'm imagining things, but I think native english speakers' grammar mistakes have a subtly different flavor.
real like ihave typos a lot too amdbad grammar its CRAZY hiw psople act like ifs fhe end of the world!!!!
I get irrationally angry when I see people put the drawing filter on images and claim to have drawn them. I have no printer and a child, so I get to hand draw FNAF coloring pages for my kid. Every. Single. Version. Of. Every. Single. Character.
Yea, your hand hurts from photoshop.
nuh uh.... im praying for ur poor hands 😭😭😭😭
i am so sorry for your hands
as an ex - priest, firefighter, postman, pilot, ninja warrior, doctor, billionaire, CEO of amazon and sailor i can say that this is all bullshit
Kinda sus ngl
@@smashbrother980 no this is true
Johnny Sins?!
@@g0ldeclipse nice to meet you
source?
6:55 when I see bad grammar, I consider the possibility that English is not everyone's first language before I jump to "fake."
Yeah the specific mistakes looked like a non-native speaker, not poor spelling.
I know english a lot, but my grammar sucks. I'm trying to make it better everyday because I'm Not proud of it. I won't tell why it sucks.
REAL
To be fair, you can throw a lit match into a puddle of gas and not ignite it. Unless it is soaked in. the fumes ignite but not so much the liquid. Not saying it is impossible to ignite, but you "can" do so.
Robin learns that people who don't have English as a native language have trouble speaking it
Do people usually assume that if something is slightly poorly worded that the entire situation is faked & not that there were some minor auto-correct issues or the person was typing so fast &/ or so pissed off or emotional, they missed a few screw ups?
No?
Jesus Christ people do not know how to lie to save their lives
This is one of fav subreddits. Simply because of the seer amount of happiness i derive when these attention seekers get outed. It's sooo satisfying! And especially so, if narrated by Robin!
As a British person, can confirm we look like that.
Same as another British person I can confirm twice ✨
th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html idk what this is but check it out
so all of you guys just look like anime characters?? damn, that's cool
@@_MyWay_l bro you didn't even try lmao
@@sansundertale5274 yeah pretty much I have a friend that looks like josuke /j
Welp, I'm back
Random Skylanders Fact: Free Ranger's catchphrase was supposed to be Hoot Loop's catchphrase, and vise versa for Hoot Loop.
It’s been so long I almost forgot their names. I was notorious for memorising every single one (up to trap team) and now I have no idea which one free ranger is
Edit: Ohhhhh that one
1:52 It's actually possible that the person here truly didn't put Eyeliner in her eye.... at least not on purpose.
Eyes are known to tear up when you're getting sleepy and during sleep.
Girl didn't put Eyeliner in her eyes on purpose. Girl just forgot to get rid of her makeup before going to sleep XD
The only person who’s a doctor surgeon firefighter as well as astronaut is Johnny sins
@Haldi Wones ayo chill y’all chill
I like to inform Robin that I'm more grammatically correct in my own writing than my boss, who is significantly older than me. And he sends pretty much the same borderline unreadable stuff to clients as he does to me and my co-workers. So while something with professional intention may read as "quit your bullshit" material, it may as well not be.
Day 1 of supporting Mace Palpatine in asking Robin, Jack and Lexi to all get together and react to r/memes at once
Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."
@Haldi Wones WHY ARE YOU BOTS IN EMKAYS COMMENT SECTION NOW ASWELL THIS IS BULLSHIT
@@Disbanded9998 I-
Why?
@@Disbanded9998 I was about to ask why but your last comment on this channel explains it. If you don't support her for who she is, keep it to yourself.
@@Disbanded9998 you have a choice to watch her videos. That doesn’t mean you have to and are being forced to. You should always be respectful towards peoples decisions.
@@Disbanded9998 Not supporting LGBTQ isn’t something you share with the world. You have the right to like/dislike who you want, but when your opinions come from things like this, you really should keep to yourself.
My favourite subreddit and my favourite TH-cam channel is the perfect combination
@have a nice day 🌈 please that's obviously a Rickroll
@@overthinker__ it is a bad sit not a rickroll
@@sledger2066 they are bots…stop clicking random links on the internet. You’re gonna regret it, quickly. Some of these bots use links to pull Ip & other info
For the "13 or 16?" post:
People get paid to ask questions on Quora so the site gets attention. More than 80% of the people asking questions on that site are probably paid to do so. I only know this because I got an email with one of these offers years ago. It's complete BS, honestly. 🤣🙃
Somebody doesn't know Thunderf00t! I'll leave it there.
the 2nd to last post would be a great transition into the fanart
"the only authentic place on the internet is r/emkay, where you can post your fanart" or something like that lol
4:40 Isn't yakuzas or whatever mainly in Japan? I did a bit of a Google search on both mafia and yakuza so I think I get the basic understanding
The Yakuza is, effectively, the Japanese equivalent to the (Italian/Italian-American) Mafia. In both cases, they're large criminal groups that sort of oversee large portions of the 'criminal underworld' of their respective nations.
5:30 I’m an 8th grader and I 100% agree that this is what one of us would make for like an essay or something and have very little effort put into it. But not all of us are as idiotic as the person who POSTED that metaphorical essay onto the internet over and over again until they were caught in their web of lies.
Yeah. Theres a kid in my class lie that
@@j.r6621 å
damn, you also class of 2026?
@@jockeyfield1954 wut
@@SomeIceGuy you'll graduate in 2026 if you're in 8th grade in 2022
This is honestly more cathartic then r/satisfiyingImages
5:28 this is the type of story a cartoon character would tell to his parents after he broke something and got caught lmao
I've caught up with all of the videos and I finally can comment. It took me a while to finish the 1k+ videos but I'm proud of myself
Congrats! You’ve done something I’d like to do.
@@acetheone5765 I bet you can do it!
10:30 next to the fact that Thunderf00t is not transphobic. Hes an older scientist that debunks stuff. Normal guy.
As someone who is partly British, I can confirm that we all have eyes that are bigger that our ears.
And no noses.
I love this subreddit and Iike emkay
who the fuck does break-ins with swords
if its a real yakuza then youd die nonetheless
edit:haha made you read this edit
their videos still make me smile
its been several years
"Because shes british" that got me
Day 4 of trying to get Robin to say "what's Robin I'm poppin"
that thumbnail is actually very true 😃👍
yep! great!
@@curby3352 yep not great
off topic: i just had the best slice of cake in my life
What flavor?
Dude, what flavour???? Where did you get it from? WE NEED ANSWERS!!
CAKE FLAVOUR
@@benjacobson5660 red velvet
@@samsnottheman7268 red velvet, my friend gave it to me
5:15 You sure this isn't Barbie in disguise😭
6:00 Oh god they found out
I knew when he said people with swords broke into his house he was talking about the mother fucking Yakuza. *lmao*
day 1 of supporting the people who want the team to do stuff. props to you. you know who you are.
5:28 as a 7th grader
I wouldn't expect this level of absolute GARBADGE from a 4th grader
4:22 the background music is perfection
Nice Emkay video
3:58
The person asking was....completely destroyed,not gonna need an ambulance for those scumbags anyways-
More of this category please~ 🤣💕
9:38 I'm crying 😭😭😭 the voice
"AK-47s and swords" well which one were they using? Because no one would have both In a home invasion 😂😂
1:34 hey at least he admitted it. Instead of getting all confrontational about it lol
1:12 can I just say that with that 'drawing,' even if it was fully colored with markers that are on the brink of death and crayons, it really wouldn't hurt your hands at all. Dare I say, it wouldn't even make your hands feel very tired.
When they say "my hands hurt" you immidiently know its fake, trust me, your hand dosent hurt from drawing...
It does... if you do it for a long period of time, I don't draw usually.
Damn i love this channel
But not these bots
Don’t know why but I prefer Robin than anyone else
same
@@darkshadow-ng7bm agreed but everyone else is amazing too
@@Ty-mx9ch yeah
as a British-American person, I am absolutely astounded that he thought that would work
1:35 at least they actually admitted to it
Aw yeah emkay
@Haldi Wones SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gotta love these video
5:42 "The crime syndicate apologized for the misunderstanding"
🙂😀😁😂🤣⚰
you CAN toss a lit match into a puddle of gasoline....in upper alaska. the vapors are what ignites so the liquid form is stable. the problem is that gasoline vaporizes pretty readily in most of the world so just doing it anywhere is a bad idea.
"I.m a firefighter, surgeon, brain disease specialist, rocket scientist and ninja" Did you also work for Metro State in Florida?
I love the undertale/deltarune music in the background
The thumbnail one is wild
"She's British"?
No.
Robins intro should be "Hi im robin and im robbin' your depression away
You'd be surprised at what people would go through for attention. I had a girl at my old school who used to fake self-harm for attention.
Yo, that’s messed up.
8:15
HOLY SHID IT'S SANS UNDERTA- *gets shot*
The thumbnail had me facepalm so hard i now have a hand tattoo on my forehead
As an 8th grader I can confirm this is 100 percent true
Bro you’d have to be such a smooth brain to believe some of these
Didn’t know anime was actually live-action for british people
2:24 wait what? An actual answer in Quora?
I used to be there. And when I tried to find exactly how heavy is a minigun recently (to lecture a friend why it's a bad idea to hip fire one), the best answer was a story about how someone was decapitated. I got reminded why I left.
Like, I'm sorry, but I just need the weight of a minigun without ammo and a battery. Not explanation for why it's not good idea to fire it from the hip, that's what I'm trying to tell.
“I’m also a ninja, and I killed *G O D* .”
The fact I’m here before 1k likes makes me feel like I have so much power,and it’s scaring me
There is an uncensored curse on 8:15, just felt the need to point it out (:
Are people this desperate for attention that they have to lie to be noticed online? I’m guessing they are if they get called out on their lies.
I love you
9:16
Pretty sure gasoline not burning kind of defeats the purpose of gasoline
I know nothing about cars, but I know they need to burn gas to run
1:20 Why does that car look like a transformer and a stormtrooper had a baby?
I'm an American, graduated from high school, and I have ABSOLUTLEY NO IDEA who JFK is... the only presidents mentioned at my school were Washington, Lincoln, Obama, Trump, and Biden (recent graduate). Is there something I shoulda learned that I didn't?
also that 16 year old who got kicked out. Idc if you're 13 or 16, you're STILL A KID! *HERE ME OUT KIDS ARE KIDS STILL AT 16* it's still child neglect
Yakuza? Dude i think you were attacked by pirates
As a British person, I can confirm we look like that
bro my day was complete shit but now its not. thank you.
4:23 has to be a shitpost. I can’t imagine someone dumb enough to unironically post that expecting others to believe it
4:53
"And then everyone in the Starbucks clapped."
T H E C R I M E S Y N D I C A T E A P O L O G I Z E D F O R T H E M I S U N D E R S T A N D I N G
5:06 this call out was completely unnecesary, can't think of a person who needed that to be like yeah this is fake
you only really realize how badly people type online when Robin reads them out loud. like, if i read it in my head, it for the most part makes sense, but when i hear someone reading it out loud, it sounds like gibberish.
i'm pretty sure if you read this comment aloud, it probably sounds like gibberish too... but i also tend to have a stroke every fifteen minutes when typing/writing, reading and speaking, so nothing makes sense anymore...
like, you know the gist of what i'm trying to convey, but putting all the words together in context, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
right there! i had a stroke there too!
or i'm just sleep deprived...
I love how the redditors see any post that looks fishy and instantly track the users occupation and location and literally look at all their posts just to have those sweet sweet orange arrows
Literally everyone on that site will take any opportunity to be Sherlock holmes
watching a emkay video and not having cuphead music in the background hurts
I'm also a ninja and I killed god is now gonna be on my resume. Ty for the idea
4:39 that’s why the Deltarune OST was necessary!
XD
1:33 So far this is the only honest person I've seen in these videos.
Two posted in close proximity, nice
Spam really
Robin is prob my fav narrator 😃
As a British person, I didn't know we were animated
As an eighth grader, I think I can write better than that “killed 3 people” post…
Robin is robbin' my thumbs up
Oh no the thugs had swords because every thug has at least one sword
9:40 man just explained the plot of Persona 5
8:17 HEY I POSTED THAT LOL
Bruh you gotta wonder,
How many of these people watched Barbie religiously
That thumbnail was an r/woooosh moment