@@marjanp Maybe he meant it like, it's been a long time since she's been intimate with someone and Larry came at her with full force, rather than by gradually increasing intimacy with romance first.
I swear I know this white man that could be LD's twin, at the very least his brother. Let's just say that I'm single and grown and many moons ago before I became a born again certified Jesus agent, that balding white man tried to wear my ass out!
@@NoahNelson-Smith ````````````````````````````````````` I don't think anyone just goes completely bald unless theyre on chemo meds, usually they just shave it when it starts to look like danny de vito
"I only have five seconds. After that, it's out of my control." Lmao, some parts of this show, man; it's like Larry David has an unlimited imagination. Where does he come up with this stuff?! Bizarre observations seem to just be how his mind works. Lol. It's great.
"stabbed her in the stomach" ! so bloody hilarious. David just continuous his comedy gold. Has me rollin' off the couch. "Go stab somebody else, man" He tried.
Michael Stevens it’s because it’s kind of difficult to count exactly one second so Mississippi is a way of doing it easier. I used to say one potato two potato so on
This is one of the best episode's ever! I knew a guy who got a girlfriend like that because he got an erection after hugging her. She saw it as a compliment, I guess, lol.
Rules of bald community members: 1. You must grow your hair so the horse shoe pattern would appear proudly. Bald people who shave their heads are not accepted. 2. You must be bald or severely balding already in your 20’s. All those who had full hair throughout their 20’s and 30’s and started only thinning in their 40’s or 50’s are not accepted.
Did you see the time Larry David was on the David Letterman show and he gave Paul Shaffer a rough time because Paul shaves his head completely bald because he is balding? Larry gave Paul hell because Larry thinks balding people should use what little hair they have and let it grow. It was pretty funny.
The irony, casting Sue Ellen Mischke, the bra-less wonder & the heiress to the Oh Henry candy bar fortune, from Seinfeld for this EP and scene, was EPIC..LOL!
Wow, this had nothing to do with dropping food on the floor.
Yeah, I came here for that reason too.
youre not very bright are you?
Thats 8 seconds, mate
TheRichPersonsDigest
I'm nighter than the real old light bulbs.
dog person what does that mean?
I love how he immediately calls their bluff on leaving
That kiss attempt was the best ever on TV
😂😂
Hilarious. I’ve been there.
@@TheGlass50 Yup! haha
That shit was brutal. Lol
@@Somnus88extremely
"ITS NOT 1-2-3-4-5, WHERE'S THE MISSISSIPPI?! "
LMAO
1-2-3-4-5-boing
The mutual thumbs up to the other bald guy is classic LOL!
"Bald Asshole" ? That's hate crime!
It started as a light nod, you know?
I guess Larry just can't curb his enthusiasm.
Yep only Larry David!
Roll credits!
😜😜😜😜
@@odeleon24 ding
That's because it's unbridled.
"I'm not stretching it out, I shortened it."
He's absolutely right, he started at 2:06 and stopped at 2:10
Nebular_0001 “stretching it out” isn’t the right phrase for this situation 😂 it makes it even funnier
He took out the Mississippi.
And from the time the hug started to when he got an erection was 0:28 to 0:34.
"its been a long time since my uncle passed away and you all over her" LMAO
don't understand this part, she should be happy about it
@@marjanp Maybe he meant it like, it's been a long time since she's been intimate with someone and Larry came at her with full force, rather than by gradually increasing intimacy with romance first.
The "bald dude salute" @2:50 gets me every time.
Bald kings.
Impressive for a guy at his age.
he wasn't as old as he looked here haha
OutlawStarkiller It’s mostly his hair, if he went totally bald he would look younger.
@@NoahNelson-Smith this was in 2007 was he was 60 which means kinda old
I swear I know this white man that could be LD's twin, at the very least his brother. Let's just say that I'm single and grown and many moons ago before I became a born again certified Jesus agent, that balding white man tried to wear my ass out!
@@NoahNelson-Smith ````````````````````````````````````` I don't think anyone just goes completely bald unless theyre on chemo meds, usually they just shave it when it starts to look like danny de vito
Vivica Fox is so underrated om this show.
'You stab my auntie in the stomach'
I never get tired of watching this! Each and every line in this show is hilarious. And Larry's faces are priceless!!!
The way she ran off tho!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aunty's run is hilarious.
"I only have five seconds. After that, it's out of my control."
Lmao, some parts of this show, man; it's like Larry David has an unlimited imagination.
Where does he come up with this stuff?! Bizarre observations seem to just be how his mind works. Lol. It's great.
Either he has that rule or somebody told him about it.
"stabbed her in the stomach" ! so bloody hilarious. David just continuous his comedy gold. Has me rollin' off the couch. "Go stab somebody else, man" He tried.
"One two three four five and boing it come out". Pure comedy gold.
To be fair, 5 seconds is too long for a hug. 3 tops and I'm done.
😂😂😂😂😂Whaaat three seconds?
Yep. Any more than that is unnecessary and creepy.
1 second is too long
Half a second.. Mine can cut Diamonds.. Women don't understand what goes on down there
Hugs is unnecessary and uncomfortable
Larry is the only one who can touch on something like this and make u realize u might be able to relate....
thankfully in my experience the women involved don't seem to mind. i don't think i make it to five mississippi though
2:52 Bald man solidarity😂
I mean, at his age? 5 seconds? Good for him!
"Call that god damn doctor, get a diagnosis and go stab somebody else man" hahaha!!!
"what the fuck, i mean what the fuck" love how he says that so quick lol
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, boing !"
I instantly laughed so hard seeing larry and the other bold guy giving eachother thumbs up my softdrink were literally pouring down my shirt
"bold" guy??? Learn how to type you fuckin moron. It's "bald" guy idiot.
@@KulDeeSak Christ the fuck is your problem?
I laughed so hard my vagina exploded
The bald community stick together
@@KulDeeSak maybe you've been taking estrogen by accident...
"LD you done lost your damn mind. Auntie Rae ?"
*He got a 5 second rule. One, two, three, four, five boing and it come out*
The improv on this show is exceptional! Larry's got a great team.
I swear this is the best show ever written for tv
Yeah no it’s improvised they just give the the idea about the subject they playing
anybody notice he gave a thumbs up to the other bald guy. haha
On this video I've had such a good run of scrolling through the comments and the comment matching exactly what's happening in the video 😂
david mckesey I noticed it only this time of seeing this 😂
the way they both say Mississippi is hilarious.
Haha i love how understanding she is, "why dont u just go".
Leon is one of the greatest characters of all time!
"1-2-3-4-5 boing, and it came out" Hahaha!
😂😂😂
And yet another reason to observe social distancing.
Jason Neal ... underrated comment
i mean....you're not wrong.
I have to start binge watching this show every time I watch these clips i start cracking up laughing
“Stab her on the stomach” had me dying
The way she runs away at 00:46 is hilarious
"GO STAB SOMEBODY ELSE, LARRY!"
He DIDN'T get an erection, that's why she was upset.
And that’s sad
Estrogen is a hell of a drug
@@gitgenKE just ask....THAT community.
Man that last kiss was brutal
It was! :-(
MISSISSIPPI?!
+Charles Crumb that's the funniest shit ever, MISSISSIPPI????
He shortened it fo sho!
WTF Mississippi got to do wit any thang?? 🍓
Michael Stevens it’s because it’s kind of difficult to count exactly one second so Mississippi is a way of doing it easier. I used to say one potato two potato so on
Season 9 is coming in 2017 folks
How many Mississippis do we gotta wait?
barkape got turned on by Cornelius' profile pic. Woooooooo! Go for it!
Cornelius Maximilianus already there
Season 10 In 2020!!!
If you start counting when they start the hug, his face changes after 5 Mississippi 😂
Okay so this is the first time I paid attention and the hug was almost for a good 15 seconds sooo, I gotta side with Larry on this one.
Larry starved of affection.
I really would’ve thought a doctor would be more understanding 😂
Yeah, especially played by Sue Ellen Mischke, the bra-less wonder from Seinfeld
I love the bald thumbs up in the hallway ahaha
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Boing, then it come out"
Hey, Isn't that Sue Ellen Mischke, the braless wonder and the heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune from Seinfeld?
z
Fine ass sue
Yup
Yeah. She's seen better days. lol
@bigpimpdaddy69 That woman is a menace
"grow some lettuce" is an underrated line
I can’t with Larry. I can’t. LOL
2:52 it took me a full 10 seconds to understand that joke.
+Benny Z Wait explain it to me
+hingle mccringleberry In this show Bald people do this because they immediately relate to each other. It's like a secret club.
10 Mississippis?
Benny Z ... I had to read your comment b4 I knew it was a joke. Then I repeated 2:52 4x's b4 I caught on. 😂😂😂
@2:52 giving a fellow bald man with glasses and a suit a thumbs up 👍🏻😂
its fantastic how larry has one more chance to let them live there...genius
Lol too funny!
I'm so starved for affection, I guess any kind of contact...
I fricken love this show
It's not 5 seconds, you gotta put Mississippi in there. 😂😂😂.... Hilarious 😂😂 😂
This is one of the best episode's ever! I knew a guy who got a girlfriend like that because he got an erection after hugging her. She saw it as a compliment, I guess, lol.
0:48
The way she ran like a cartoon character 😂😂😂
thank god im 7 Mississippi's
1 2 3 4 5 boing.
This is why when someone tries to hug me I immediately deflect it into a side hug
😂😂😂 "Mississippi?"
I'm determined to watch the entire series via youtube clips. No HBO in Australia.
None in Indonesia as well 😑
“Go stab somebody else!” 😂😂😂😂
I like how Jeff plays that. I got discipline down there. Damn straight we do lol✊
Love the music towards the end.
2:53 bald community
😂😂😂
Rules of bald community members:
1. You must grow your hair so the horse shoe pattern would appear proudly. Bald people who shave their heads are not accepted.
2. You must be bald or severely balding already in your 20’s. All those who had full hair throughout their 20’s and 30’s and started only thinning in their 40’s or 50’s are not accepted.
The funny thing about this story Arc was that Leon was not affected by the hurricane and he moved in also .
It has to be fun being Larry. He goes everywhere! 🎉😂
His Mississippi count was pretty perfect
Sue Allen Mishky!!!
3 years late YES that is Sue!.. or the same actress ..
Sue Ellen
I knew she looked familiar but couldn't place her!
Leaning over for the kiss was hilarious 😂
If his enthusiasm is curved, does that mean he has Peyronie’s Disease? 🤣🤣🤣
Honest to god I thought she was going to walk into the backyard and Larry would have like a cotton field started for her lol
"Very good..." I actually laughed lol
What was that thumbs up at the 2:53 mark? Lol. Do all bald guys give each other the thumbs up when they see each other ?
thats kinda cool.
Yes, bald guys are like motorcycle riders on the highway. It's a fellowship, even if you're not acquainted.
It's only for members of the bald community.
Not for men who shave their hair in order to cultivate a certain look.
Did you see the time Larry David was on the David Letterman show and he gave Paul Shaffer a rough time because Paul shaves his head completely bald because he is balding? Larry gave Paul hell because Larry thinks balding people should use what little hair they have and let it grow. It was pretty funny.
It's in reference to earlier in the episode, where Larry was telling the newly-balded Jeff how the bald brothers look out for each other.
“1 2 3 4 5 and it come out” lmaoo
1,2,3,4,5 and it goes boing lmao
Thumbs up to the other bald guy 😂😂
12345 boing then it come out💀
Love how he gives the other bald man the thumbs up!
Baldo a baldo acknowledgement 😂😂😂👍
12345 and boing 😂😂😂😂
hahaha....the way she says "Larry...." and runs off
The irony, casting Sue Ellen Mischke, the bra-less wonder & the heiress to the Oh Henry candy bar fortune, from Seinfeld for this EP and scene, was EPIC..LOL!
1:37 Leon's sweaky "WTF", haha
😄😄😄😄😄
"call that doctor, get a diagnosis, and go stab somebody else." LOL
Sue Ellen Mischke must have really left a big impression on Larry back in Seinfeld days, huh?
the balled thumbs up at 2:54 ... hahahaha. LD genius!
Bro this show is legendary 😂
Auntie Rae got some wheels on her
I thought this was going to be about picking food from the floor.
I think of dead puppies whenever I'm in that situation. Works every time. 😁
1,2,3,4,5, boing! 🤣🤣
I LOVE THIS SHOW LARRY IS CRAZY . 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Just realizing the black guy (JB Smoove) is the Chakra attack voice actor on GTA V
😂I thought it was about food, go figure!!!
*Eastside Low Bottoms shit !*
"He got a 5 second rule. 12345 'BOING' and it come out."
Leon is the greatest !