Larry Dave - Bald Asshole

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.พ. 2008
  • Larry David experiences a "hate crime" from some teenagers who make a trick or treat "threat."
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  • @camithewitch5265
    @camithewitch5265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

    I love how pretty much everything that happens in this show happens because Larry chooses the weirdest hills to die on lmao

    • @diannadolly
      @diannadolly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Very relatable lol

    • @StephenPaulTroup
      @StephenPaulTroup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      True, but he's usually right :)

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thats what makes his comedic mind so amazing.

    • @dangerousdave123451
      @dangerousdave123451 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yea but they're hills that we all wish we could die on if it wasn't just too socially uncomfortable.

    • @alfiewright1396
      @alfiewright1396 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nah it's all the other characters that get weirdly annoyed about specific things. Larry is stubborn for sure but so is everyone else
      They never give Larry the benefit of the doubt ever and this is what carries the stories forward

  • @MattLB19
    @MattLB19 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

    love how he accuses them of being 16 or 17, and then inflates it to 20 when he gives the police the description.

    • @crochunter35
      @crochunter35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're late to the party.....that's alright been said (numerous times).

    • @carlredfield1693
      @carlredfield1693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@crochunter35 look at when this was said dumbass

    • @tcmaddox
      @tcmaddox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@crochunter35 you're late to the party responding to a 12 year old comment

    • @theyellowlightsaber3193
      @theyellowlightsaber3193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      A subtle joke but I noticed it lol larry decides to just make them adults to make his victimisation seem worse.

    • @allthingshollywood2620
      @allthingshollywood2620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      12 Years A Slow

  • @pawneechief1
    @pawneechief1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1948

    "with all due respect. we don't consider you apart of the bald community." That's hilarious!

    • @stevefowler1787
      @stevefowler1787 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      lol...totally agree...that scene is a real gut buster.

    • @georgethompson3763
      @georgethompson3763 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It's cultural appropriation.

    • @allwrighty100
      @allwrighty100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      With all due respect, he actually considers him 'apart' from the bald community but not 'a part' of the bald community.

    • @TheYankees123456
      @TheYankees123456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Norm MacDonald

    • @rikjamesguitare
      @rikjamesguitare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ........*sigh*.....

  • @floridagator013
    @floridagator013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    I love it... "I didn't know it was felony or treat!"

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best line😆

    • @gooseman1011
      @gooseman1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm dying of laughter

    • @AGPfan
      @AGPfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even funnier: How could Larry not anticipate the “trick” would extend to “felony”? They’re teenagers! What’s he expect?😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NeoStoicism
      @NeoStoicism ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Trick or treat!" *Bang-Bang*

  • @walkingmonument
    @walkingmonument 6 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    The sigh from the black police officer when Larry explains that he's not technically bald and that he's not part of the bald community.

    • @calvin3005
      @calvin3005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      “The people I have to deal with on this job...”

    • @LewisCampbellTech
      @LewisCampbellTech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOL that's what got me too. "I can't believe he's getting all political on me"

    • @sb-jo2ch
      @sb-jo2ch ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The officer was bald appropriating. It's a hate crime! /s

    • @rafaelmoura2103
      @rafaelmoura2103 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he said the same to paul schaffer on letterman

  • @mamaluke1
    @mamaluke1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "I'm 40 years old. I want free candy" laughing so hard it hurts 😂😂😂

  • @Decipher101
    @Decipher101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    I like how Larry puts officer Burt in his place. He thought he could sneak in undetected in the Bald Community. Thanks God for Larry’s vigilance. It ain’t happening. Nice trying officer Burt!

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Happens all the time. I'm Gay and it is surprising,over the years,how many Guys try to sneak in as being "Gay" just because they have a Boyfriend....

  • @ianfravel5756
    @ianfravel5756 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    "I will not be intimidated. Even on halloween." That line always gets me every time. Lol..

  • @lookwhoitis6281
    @lookwhoitis6281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I love how he keeps increasing the age estimation. “You look about 16”...
    “17 year old girls with no costume”...
    “they were about 20 years old”

    • @festuswilliams654
      @festuswilliams654 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rumor has they're octogenarians now..

    • @ninthcrusader2355
      @ninthcrusader2355 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Bruv they looked more likely to use a fake id to buy booze than trick or treat lmfao.

  • @Decipher101
    @Decipher101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I like how Larry stayed reluctant all the way to the end “I will not be intimidated even on Halloween”

  • @25411959
    @25411959 8 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "No treat?! Trick! It`s a threat!"-LOL!

  • @PaulTraces
    @PaulTraces 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Early seasons of Curb are so unmatched for comedy, pure gold.

  • @samwill226
    @samwill226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    My favorite Larry argument of all time. It still cracks me up. "Trick or Treat BANG BANG!"

    • @tabularasa2015
      @tabularasa2015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes that was fantastic! specially in the us with the super - vigilant police officers

  • @angelrivera6169
    @angelrivera6169 9 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Larry David has to be one if the most funniest people alive.

    • @stevefowler1787
      @stevefowler1787 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      most funniest? I think you mean mostest funniest... :)

    • @barkape
      @barkape 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i think u meant stupidy hi hi ~(8(|)

    • @frankhoward7645
      @frankhoward7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here's one of the funniest things he ever did. th-cam.com/video/Gjl80E1SSmM/w-d-xo.html

    • @OarsmanPower
      @OarsmanPower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Angel Rivera
      Most funniest?

    • @Vriappiopoi
      @Vriappiopoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The man is a comedic genius.

  • @MattSingh1
    @MattSingh1 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    *That "asshole!" as Larry shuts the door is priceless.*

    • @che1eb
      @che1eb ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “ld hole” on one side…brilliant!

    • @akapple3538
      @akapple3538 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      There was a “fuck you” in there too 😂😂

    • @xman777b
      @xman777b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      hysterical

  • @EdMcStinko
    @EdMcStinko 9 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    felony o' treat, i want free candy im 40 years old, bald community.
    Great scene.

  • @chinary8
    @chinary8 11 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "There's a social contract you enter into when you open that door" hahaha

  • @gogotrololo6192
    @gogotrololo6192 7 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Lmao Cheryl never backs up Larry for anything

    • @christianhuston897
      @christianhuston897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And rightly so

    • @babymaude8469
      @babymaude8469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I know! He really had a point here too. Hahaha. "I didn't know it was going to be FELONY or treat!" I guess maybe he could have just given them the candy lol....

    • @Rathause
      @Rathause 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@babymaude8469 I mean, if you've got a bunch of candy with the express purpose of giving it away to strangers why the fuck not? Why should I care who it is or how they're dressed, the candy serves no other purpose than to give it away, I don't see why anybody should be selective or judicious with who does or doesn't get a piece. I'd give it to anybody who came to the door, I don't care.

    • @billyrosewood2090
      @billyrosewood2090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@christianhuston897 beta male

    • @SightForMemories
      @SightForMemories 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Rathause I think the jew in Larry needs to make it a principle.. No /s or Irony meant.

  • @pushytub
    @pushytub 8 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    1:56 is the entire series summed up in 1 sentence

    • @originalJoeKing
      @originalJoeKing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      pushytub *Two sentences.

    • @bigpete7865
      @bigpete7865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But he's mostly, if not always right.

    • @MrMichealHouse
      @MrMichealHouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No. Maybe "a lot of people are inconsiderate assholes and never get checked on their bullshit."

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm pretty sure we all know at least one person like what she's describing. The only thing is unlike Larry here, they don't care about being right. All they want is to control others

    • @StephenPaulTroup
      @StephenPaulTroup 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

  • @JBijouxee
    @JBijouxee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This scene makes me cry laugh every time! “It’s a hate crime!”.

    • @babymaude8469
      @babymaude8469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TRICK OR TREATIIING AT 40 YEARS OLD!!!!!! hahaha

  • @JorgeGalrito
    @JorgeGalrito 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I'm almost part of the bald community. I can't wait.

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      have you had a brotherly nod from a strangee yet?

    • @soylentgreen2065
      @soylentgreen2065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its not as great and Larry and George Costanza make it out to be

    • @nelsonr32
      @nelsonr32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      With all due respect, we don’t really consider you part of the bald community.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have waited 7 long years to find out. Are you bald yet? We should be told...

  • @Megumi_Bandicoot
    @Megumi_Bandicoot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    *_"B A L D A S S H O L E"_*

  • @rftulie
    @rftulie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    When I was a kid, I would have been proud to the point of tears to have pulled off such a massively successful TP job!

    • @subg8858
      @subg8858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No doubt 😂

    • @deborahminter6231
      @deborahminter6231 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @stagna1959
      @stagna1959 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Toiletpaper cost them more money and effort than few sweets they did not get from Larry. revenge which is not worth of it .

  • @subarnafigo3566
    @subarnafigo3566 9 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    If is funny how the girls went from being 16 to 17 and then 20..

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Subarna Figo How can you tell?

    • @subarnafigo3566
      @subarnafigo3566 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      +Tom Evans he changes it to suit his argument in a subtle way

    • @urzathehappy72
      @urzathehappy72 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Subarna Figo
      Oy vey

  • @adfggffffffddffd
    @adfggffffffddffd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I will not be intimidated... even on Halloween.

    • @Decipher101
      @Decipher101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite line. Let me be clear, no one is going to intimidate Larry to get some candies. Is that clear?

  • @arlieferguson3990
    @arlieferguson3990 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I just love how there’s this dive into political philosophy before it’s all over. There’s an implicit contract between you and the trick or treaters. Actually, that’s kind of the whole show: a deliberation over implicit contracts.

  • @kerrybiggs4102
    @kerrybiggs4102 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I fucking lost everything at "I'm 40! I want free candy!!!!"

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always laugh at cheryls "who cares" 😆 just give em the candy

  • @bobdobbs62
    @bobdobbs62 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Cheryl's stifled scream at 1:28, rage, frustration, fatigue all in one sound. 😆 Cheryl Hines was freakin *perfect* in this role.
    .....and for the record, Larry is correct; this is absolutely a hate crime!!

    • @chosenArchitec
      @chosenArchitec 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lol weird ADR ;D

  • @emv1237
    @emv1237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "It's a social contract, you open the door,....you give the treat " 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tylerrobinson5490
      @tylerrobinson5490 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love that cop's explanation

    • @deuteros
      @deuteros ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is also in the contract to have costumes...

  • @kalibos
    @kalibos 11 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Totally with Larry on this one (and practically every other one.) My dad made the exact same point years ago. I'll give a forty year old man in a Batman costume candy, but not a sixteen year old in jeans and a t-shirt.

    • @deborahminter6231
      @deborahminter6231 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂I like that! Not an age limit, but costume criteria.

    • @emptiester
      @emptiester 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Send your address

    • @xman777b
      @xman777b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      no way. LD deserved that one. It's Halloween. Jus give them the candy

  • @nicorigo5661
    @nicorigo5661 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is pure gold.
    So many killer lines.
    One of my Curb faves.

  • @thesecondshambler
    @thesecondshambler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the best 4 minutes of Curb. Show this to anyone to see if they will like it or not.

  • @Jawohl721
    @Jawohl721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I lost my hair in my early twenties and I’m thirty now and anytime some one uses bald as an insult I immediately turn into Larry and start laughing

  • @cheesebufer
    @cheesebufer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    "where are your costumes?"
    "I'm being my sister"
    .....fucking Larry.

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Her sister was fucking Larry??

    • @gnypp45
      @gnypp45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤔

  • @HrishiSomayaji
    @HrishiSomayaji 10 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    larry is 100%, infallibly correct here

    • @superjet123
      @superjet123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Larry is always correcy. My religion is Larryanity

    • @frankhoward7645
      @frankhoward7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@softan My friend tells me he doesn't watch the show because Larry reminds him of me. Should I take that as a compliment?

    • @DanishJerk123
      @DanishJerk123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Frank Howard Well, if your friend doesn’t want to watch a show because the main character reminds him of you, he probably doesn’t like you lol jk

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@frankhoward7645 no
      Larry can be right almost 80% of the time but that’s not the way socialising works.
      It works on mutual respect and compromise and sometimes dumb traditions or excuses
      Larry’s inability to adhere to any of these is completely self-destructive and he has no one else to blame but himself even if he’s right. It’s hilarious but if people are acting like this in real life it borders on autistic.
      That being said I kind of agree with Larry’s actions here
      But calling the police no
      They were a pair of little shits
      This was to be expected
      “trick or treat” is fair warning
      The TP’ing was fair game but Bald Asshole is straight up abuse and vandalism

    • @gordons-alive4940
      @gordons-alive4940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He just refuses to cave and follow the path of least resistance.

  • @Eralen00
    @Eralen00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "It doesn't mean you're entitled to go around to people's homes and BILK them out of candy"
    Larry uses the most random hilarious words lmao

    • @grahmthrush4924
      @grahmthrush4924 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah and that line after the girl says she’s dressed up as a teacher. “Well I’d love to get a seat in your class.” Such a good scene.

  • @robertgowdey
    @robertgowdey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Great EP. I love how much improv is in this show. I love how they talk over each other. I hope he does another season.

  • @Wykesidefruitmachine
    @Wykesidefruitmachine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Love the touch of him telling the cops that they were 20 as he realised his argument around withholding the treats wouldn't be taken seriously if he described them accurately. Getting them to agree on his concept of a cut off was more important than the capture of the offending youths 😂😂😂

  • @christianbh
    @christianbh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Funny how he keeps raising her age. First 16, then 17, then 20.

    • @crochunter35
      @crochunter35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone already said that.

  • @Jex2112
    @Jex2112 12 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "How far can you take this thing?!.... 'Trick or Treat, BANG BANG!?' " LOL :D

  • @guguigugu
    @guguigugu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    100% right in everything he said

    • @hugh2hoob668
      @hugh2hoob668 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      guguigugu God shoulda made more larry davids lol we need em

    • @frankhoward7645
      @frankhoward7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @nickys34 You missed the point completely, but I don't expect an anti-semite to understand Larry or his show. Why don't you go back to watching re-runs of Hee-Haw?

    • @frankhoward7645
      @frankhoward7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @nickys34 Do you understand the word "comedy"?

    • @frankhoward7645
      @frankhoward7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @nickys34 If you're losing an argument, you can always resort to name calling.

    • @brandonsamano7428
      @brandonsamano7428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @nickys34 Oh what a fucking asshole

  • @TOHOFIEND54
    @TOHOFIEND54 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Larry David is the hero we both need and deserve

  • @zacharyjensen8918
    @zacharyjensen8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This clip never gets old

  • @hazelgoodshepherd9315
    @hazelgoodshepherd9315 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I mean honestly I agree with him. The sense of entitlement with those girls was through the stratosphere. It felt SO satisfying to see him shut them down in that moment regardless of the repercussions. 😂

    • @crochunter35
      @crochunter35 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Entitlement? They're actors playing a part.

    • @hazelgoodshepherd9315
      @hazelgoodshepherd9315 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@crochunter35 Oh c'mon buddy... I'm talking about the entitlement of the characters they're playing not the actors themselves. Seriously..?😕

    • @rareform6948
      @rareform6948 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@crochunter35simp more lol

  • @ratso69ful81
    @ratso69ful81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Those girls should get "Emmy's" for this, love the banter, "can we have some candy grandpa".... LMAO!!

  • @nyeahsquidward5275
    @nyeahsquidward5275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My favorite part: Larry literally asks her "Do you wanna switch?" Cheryl says, "Yeah sure let me finish a few more bags." This entire thing would have been avoided if Cheryl had just switched and answered the door.

  • @assault410
    @assault410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I remember one time this 20 somethings couple tried to trick or treat when I was younger. The guy was wearing a wife beater and i forget what the girl was wearing. My dad opened the door, laughed, and then closed it.

  • @morgantown1
    @morgantown1 13 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    the whole Elvira thing hahaha, Larry always unknowingly hurting his cause

  • @tonyboyd7794
    @tonyboyd7794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Teacher? Id love to have a seat in your class" i almost missed that line 😂

    • @indiablackwell
      @indiablackwell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Larry “Me Tooed” before Metoo

    • @edsh6902
      @edsh6902 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I came here to find someone who noticed it too 😂

  • @mozartnoyon
    @mozartnoyon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    'felony or treat !' .. i think Larry is on to something here

  • @carloscalvo2659
    @carloscalvo2659 9 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    You are not part of the bald community with all due respect!

  • @dr.rebuttal3009
    @dr.rebuttal3009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I didn't know that the trick extended to felony
    😂😂

    • @babymaude8469
      @babymaude8469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I want free candy at 40 years old!!!!!!

  • @dominicdennis320
    @dominicdennis320 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Felony or treat

  • @Don-md6wn
    @Don-md6wn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Best Curb episode ever. Also had the fight over the origin of the Cobb Salad and Larry whistling Wagner.

  • @ivanalovemore1686
    @ivanalovemore1686 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Man creates his own drama...he can make ANY situation a hot mess!! 🙂

  • @glennarcher6
    @glennarcher6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best thing that ever happened to Larry was Cheryl leaving him. She's a traitor

  • @John_McDonnell
    @John_McDonnell 9 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Larry David is my goddamn hero. If we were all a little bit more like Larry the world would be a better place.
    He's the hero LA desperately needs, but doesn't deserve.

    • @crochunter35
      @crochunter35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Did you forget to take your meds?

    • @hahahaha-ut6ir
      @hahahaha-ut6ir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@crochunter35 your mom forgot to take her meds and boom, here you are.

    • @WakaWaka2468
      @WakaWaka2468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LA is a left wing shithole

    • @ohnobro4760
      @ohnobro4760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hahahaha-ut6ir OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @listrahtes
      @listrahtes 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's funny LD Is a narcicist sometimes going on sociopath. You can laugh about it on tv but you don't want someone like that in your life. What makes people put up with him in show is his money and reputation

  • @huerta25264
    @huerta25264 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "we don't consider you part of the bald community" "sigh"" bahahahahahhaahhahahaha fucking hilarious

  • @joelpeterson9035
    @joelpeterson9035 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m with Larry on this one.

  • @cremebrulee4759
    @cremebrulee4759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Not everyone knows your rules, Larry". How true. And there are so many of them.

  • @StephenPaulTroup
    @StephenPaulTroup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The officer's sigh at 3:35 is perfect!

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
    @IPlayOneOnT.V. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This dialogue seemed so real and appropriate for the situation, I'm sure that whole scene happened to Larry in real life.

  • @YD-uq5fi
    @YD-uq5fi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Only after Seinfeld did I realize that George and Kramer combined is Larry David.

  • @jessicaparker1688
    @jessicaparker1688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2019
    I missed her as his wife

  • @unenombre5840
    @unenombre5840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "They were just using Halloween to get candy!"

  • @prsngfr
    @prsngfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For the first time in my life, at 27, I finally understood the meaning of “trick or treat”.

  • @MoneyIsSilver
    @MoneyIsSilver 10 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    In real life, those girls would never have gotten over the 8ft wall around the property or past the security cameras or the dogs.

    • @DarkGob
      @DarkGob 10 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      or the dogs with bees in their mouths or the robotic richard simmons

    • @Betoven81
      @Betoven81 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      dark gob lol

    • @jinhyun1
      @jinhyun1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      dark gob Smithers, release the hounds!

    • @DarkGob
      @DarkGob 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      come on guys it was a simpsons reference it's not that fucking funny, stop +1ing it

    • @jinhyun1
      @jinhyun1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dark gob The Simpsons'moment though was very funny. The memory of that is what's getting the likes.

  • @regularyoutubename
    @regularyoutubename 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:41 their delivery on “assh0le” and “fuc y0u” is too perfect 😂

  • @aroundandround
    @aroundandround 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Police advising Larry on trick or treat social etiquette is hilarious.

  • @hank1519
    @hank1519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Larry manages to be 100% right and 100% wrong at the same time!

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Not everybody knows your rules, Larry!"
    Curb Your Enthusiasm in a nutshell.

  • @ikemefunaumeadi4947
    @ikemefunaumeadi4947 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'felony or treat?' is such a wild statement to make...

  • @alexnaoum88
    @alexnaoum88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    How does Larry always end up the bad guy when he's right??? Society is baffling lol

    • @kabooby0
      @kabooby0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We live in a society smh 😤😤😤

    • @chadhawley7050
      @chadhawley7050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “when he’s right” Is that why he lied to the cops telling them the girls were 20, despite the fact that he thought they were 16? If you want the police to help you with anything, at least be honest with them and not be a bitter idiot about it

    • @Darling137
      @Darling137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Like I told a guy who worked for me long ago, it's not what you say, it's how you say it. I agree he's almost always 100% right.

    • @porsche911sbs
      @porsche911sbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      because that's the source of comedy on the TV show

    • @AGPfan
      @AGPfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because it’s Curb Your Enthusiasm. The world hates Larry.

  • @westingtyler1
    @westingtyler1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "he's not wrong, .....however...." could summarize pretty much every Curb scene.

  • @taze317
    @taze317 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    May be my favorite episode, and I've seen them all, multiple times.

  • @matthewhopkins1282
    @matthewhopkins1282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm bald and I'm with you brother Larry.

  • @jimmyblues59m76
    @jimmyblues59m76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If Larry had had a ring doorbell he would have recorded the perps. 😊

  • @chevfan88
    @chevfan88 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know if Cheryl opened the door, she would've given those girls candy but she let larry open the door which means trouble

  • @_ata_3
    @_ata_3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Cops teaching larry a lesson about halloween 😂

  • @Decetop
    @Decetop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hahaha Larry's dead set on preserving the sanctity of Halloween

  • @MikeD32784
    @MikeD32784 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    trick or treating at 40, I'm 40 years old can i get free candy hahahaha

    • @deborahminter6231
      @deborahminter6231 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would give a hundred year old candy if he or she was trick or treating. Lol!🎃

  • @jamespn
    @jamespn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Larry is a comedic genius, cracks me up.

  • @mitchellgeorge6031
    @mitchellgeorge6031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Second best scene in the episode behind Larry conducting Wagner outside Walter’s window.

  • @mike196212
    @mike196212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm a part of the ''bald community'' and agree with Larry. The shaved heads are not with us. lol.

    • @CanalTremocos
      @CanalTremocos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's cultural appropriation!

    • @mike196212
      @mike196212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CanalTremocos Right you are. Friend of mine once suggested I become a shaved head. This still puzzles me: Why would I want to bring more attention to the fact that I'm bald?? Or,as another friend jokingly puts it(he's in the same position) ''balding?'' Which actually is true because I am only horseshoe bald and so is he. And I'm starting to sound like Larry. lol. Sorry.

    • @shrimpflea
      @shrimpflea 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well then I guess I'm out. Sucks

  • @kasihumber4440
    @kasihumber4440 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    this is too good. I don't know what's scarier: the prospect of me ending up like this i n 30 years or the possibility that I'm already there.

    • @marshall886
      @marshall886 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When you start worrying about ;the economy, lower socio economic groups moving to your neighbourhood, and voting Republican, then you are there.

    • @reticulator
      @reticulator 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      marshall886 Crap, Im there at 25...

    • @HIMYMTR
      @HIMYMTR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@marshall886 fuck Republican pos

  • @nickhy9223
    @nickhy9223 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's so funny that the cops are asking questions trying to establish whether or not the kids were wearing costumes as if that matters at all

  • @smoothpants
    @smoothpants 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This entire episode was classic!

  • @19chips
    @19chips 15 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    " I didnt know it was gonna be felony or treat" He kills me lol.

  • @funnellbyrd
    @funnellbyrd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I move how the two policemen sat 'costume' at the same time, thus, undercutting his argument superbly. 2:46

  • @johnwade1847
    @johnwade1847 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great comedy script writing complimented with the acting it deserves. Fantastic 👍👍👍

  • @collegeman1988
    @collegeman1988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hear Lifetime TV is going to make a TV movie about Larry David’s life -.Bald Asshole: The Larry David Story

  • @lmyshkin
    @lmyshkin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "What is with you and your cutoffs?" Larry is secretly a never-nude.

  • @112frankybaby
    @112frankybaby 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love his reaction after shutting the door.

  • @NickyMetropolis1313
    @NickyMetropolis1313 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I loved when they recorded these on film. It seemed more like a documentary.

  • @karazimsabour7899
    @karazimsabour7899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how it went from 13 to 16 to 17 to 20 years old

  • @richardweeks1481
    @richardweeks1481 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Trick or treat bang bang

  • @ApeQuake
    @ApeQuake 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Cheryl should never be within 50 yards of a glue factory or The Kentucky Derby...

    • @Grant25
      @Grant25 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that's rather hurmourous. She must be related to Sarah Jessica Parker! I hope she doesn't break a leg or they'll put her down!

    • @Yorubulut
      @Yorubulut 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't get the reference

    • @jim191185
      @jim191185 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd still ride that horse

    • @sisbrawny
      @sisbrawny 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You need your eyes checked then.

    • @gls600
      @gls600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cheryl Hines is very attractive.

  • @IncompleteTheory
    @IncompleteTheory 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The "LD Hole" on just the right door was a brilliant move.

  • @oscarxp25
    @oscarxp25 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I also like to add the little release of anger that Cheryl lets out at 1:29 is so cute

  • @pillarsofserpents
    @pillarsofserpents 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Larry is the most loveable asshole ever.