@@flangecorp9789 Frank, Larry, and Michael having an argument about toasters. And they say Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover event in history...
He's right, you can't pause toast. When you interrupt and remove it, it cools, and moisture from the air condenses on the partially toasted bread. Then the retoast attempt has to spend a lot of time re-drying the bread before actual toasting can continue, and it will be incomplete. It's like a whole NASA level operation. Can't do it at home.
BenB8290 There are plenty of people who have worked a long time in the middle class with careful investing who have put together 7 figures worth of assets. Doesn't mean you can live in the ritziest neighborhoods, own a fancy car etc. If you're a billionaire, you're on a different level and you can basically buy whatever you want. 10 of each.
Gee, thanks for the economics lesson, you captain of the obvious fucktard. Larry David didn't get rich by clipping coupons and buying clothes at Target, you idiot, he is worth probably like $600 million or some shit like that -the original poster's comment made perfect sense and yet you had to come in here on a TH-cam comment and give us your Suze Orman finance lesson. Jesus fucking Christ!!!!
Shelley was one of the greatest improvisers of all time. He never would take off his toupe in public. Larry told him that he wanted him to play his father but that he'd have to play him without the toupe. Great decision because Shelley was just brilliant and hysterical. RIP Shelley!
New toaster that doesn't take a year: $30 Taxi ride for woman who needs to get to an interview: $50 Not making your wife divorce you and take half money when you're a billionaire: Priceless.
one of the best things about LD is he brings guys like Shelly Berman out for us to enjoy again. He gets the best cast members because they probably crack him up too.
0:27 you get a good look at Senior's glasses. They are the same prop that Larry has in season 4 in his costume for The Producers. What a frugal man. I love LD.
I know i’m supposed to be invested in the toaster part of this scene but I can’t get over how stunning Vivica Fox looks in that blazer and skirt. she really is a fox. fucking hot.
Is Larry's father saying he got a happy ending?.... WTF... who would do that to an old man like that?! ...... im uh.... im asking for a friend of mine..
I was just wondering about that actor earlier this year, around May. Found he had retired and was suffering from Alzheimer's. Looks like he died about a month ago, Sept 1 2017. Very sad, RIP.
Wide-slot toasters have ruined breakfast. The heating elements are so far away from the bread that it takes literally _forever_ to toast the bread. Yes, _literally!_ If the breakfast-impaired fools designing these mechanical atrocities make the slots any wider, we'll be able to fit entire loaves in there, which is no exaggeration, as bread continues to shrink at a literally _alarming_ rate. *It's an outrage.*
Only Ed and The Almost Literally, Ed? Are you sure? Well, then they aren't toasters at all, are they, since the bread never actually becomes toast. I guess they are just slotted electrical devices. In the words of Seinfeld, regarding his maid, "What the hell did I just pay for?"
It depends on the severity of the toasting. If it remains as bread, then you're safe. If it has transformed into a toast like state, you're outta luck. Too dry, too burnt. Been there, done that.
That’s Shelley Berman playing Larry’s dad. He was also in an episode of The Twilight Zone, where he played a misanthropic office worker. I knew he sounded familiar
A millionaire who hasnt got a decent toaster, thats the funniest part like he couldnt own the worlds latest most high tec toaster or just get a toasted sandwhich from a deli or something.
At 2:07, it sounds like Loretta caught herself starting to say "Larry", then quickly changed it to "LD". Wonder if that was almost a mistake that she quickly corrected.
He should have brought the toaster to her room.
Too bad Larry never had Danny Devito on the show.
Or the George Forman grill like Michael Scott
A Frank and Larry cross-over would be a great episode!
@@flangecorp9789 Frank, Larry, and Michael having an argument about toasters. And they say Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover event in history...
I believe Divito made a brief appearance as a golfer.
He's right, you can't pause toast. When you interrupt and remove it, it cools, and moisture from the air condenses on the partially toasted bread. Then the retoast attempt has to spend a lot of time re-drying the bread before actual toasting can continue, and it will be incomplete. It's like a whole NASA level operation. Can't do it at home.
@Cris you most definetaly cannot pause toast
Fake intellectual
I don't think you know whats air condensation.
The toast is hot, it will NOT condense any moister
You captured the whole Leon explanation! You are a true humanitarian.
i think it depends what you're putting on the toast...if it's a thousand on a raft it'll make no difference.
I love Larry’s father....so funny and his glasses are a riot
It was so great to see veteran comedians working on ‘Curb’....LUVED Shelly Berman. R.I.P.
"If this toast goes back in that machine, it’s gonna lose its essense, it’s not gonna be toast no more"
I love how Larry is a millionaire and uses the generic Safeway strawberry jelly.
*billionaire lol
Lionel Marsden As if it makes any difference, say except to his accountants.
BenB8290 There are plenty of people who have worked a long time in the middle class with careful investing who have put together 7 figures worth of assets. Doesn't mean you can live in the ritziest neighborhoods, own a fancy car etc. If you're a billionaire, you're on a different level and you can basically buy whatever you want. 10 of each.
Gee, thanks for the economics lesson, you captain of the obvious fucktard. Larry David didn't get rich by clipping coupons and buying clothes at Target, you idiot, he is worth probably like $600 million or some shit like that -the original poster's comment made perfect sense and yet you had to come in here on a TH-cam comment and give us your Suze Orman finance lesson. Jesus fucking Christ!!!!
The Eagle I don't understand why you watch this show if you have bigoted assumptions towards jews...
I love how he goes from you can pause toast to you can’t pause toast based on what’s convenient
“She did things that say love” hahahaha
I love this season
larry's dad is a bro, he needs to be on the show more often
Unfortunately he can't anymore. Rest in peace, Shelley Berman.
Couldn't agree with you more.
@Cris LOL
2021 suns fan here. Couldn't agree with you more. His dad was the homie.
“Don’t bother Larry”
Schmohawk
I've learned some Yiddish words from Judge Judy.
I produced a commercial when I worked at WBAB in LI in 1981 with a character named Norman Schmohawk. Larry probably heard it and stole it! Damn
Those have to be Morty's glasses from the Seinfeld archives.
my wallets gone!
"Jerry! Look at this - I'm watching *3* movies at once....Pay Per View!"
Tap...Tap... What are you looking at me? I'll tell you what I'm looking at - the next condo board president
All he needs now is the 'Executive', the best beltless raincoat ever produced.
Shelley was one of the greatest improvisers of all time. He never would take off his toupe in public. Larry told him that he wanted him to play his father but that he'd have to play him without the toupe. Great decision because Shelley was just brilliant and hysterical. RIP Shelley!
Cheryl been living the easy life off Larry for too long
curb accurately depicted the consequences of marrying some chick just because she is hot
She took half of Larry in their divorce, she don't need no man
yah but hot blondes man
I seriously dislike her character, always guilt and shaming him non-stop.
n a yes.....bill burr ....lol🤣
New toaster that doesn't take a year: $30
Taxi ride for woman who needs to get to an interview: $50
Not making your wife divorce you and take half money when you're a billionaire: Priceless.
Gotta love that mastercard
"I'm gonna get my love lady a toaster". Sometimes curbs most throw away lines are my favourites.
one of the best things about LD is he brings guys like Shelly Berman out for us to enjoy again. He gets the best cast members because they probably crack him up too.
"You can't pause toast", "Yes you can" lol. Only on Curb would this debate be had.
I can’t stop laughing when his dad is on. Everything he does is funny
She did things that said LOVE! ...Best show ever and season 9 started filming 11/2016
Anyone else impressed by Larry’s toast catching reflexes
“She did things, that say love”. 😂🤣
hahaha I'm going to get my love lady a toaster...."
I got a toaster for Christmas from a BF one yr....... he wrapped two-$20s around Styrofoam bread slices....
@@lindaleelaw5277 Did you like the gift?
Love ladies love toasters.
@@lindaleelaw5277 obviously you're someone's love lady Haha
😄"I'm gonna get my love lady a toaster!"😆 😂Lmfao🤣
I love Larry’s relationship with his dad
Couldn't LD just ask Leon to make Cheryl some toast?
Larry’s dad with the mob glasses on 😎
Larry’s father (actor) was so precious.
Rip 💗
You don't look bad yourself
@@nostro1940is that you in your profile picture? Youre not so bad yourself 💋
The interviewer left for 30 minutes and the toast took 15 minutes...
xdfgdgdfgdfgdf So... Do you realise that the time it took them to drive there was ALSO 15 minutes, hence the 30 min figure...
Gothicfan51 She was mad that he took 15 minutes, so she would have been 15 minutes late instead of 30, but still late...
+xdfgdgdfgdfgdf The shmohawks took 15 minutes.
@@gothicfan51 Then even without factoring the toaster in they were _still_ running 15 minutes late.
@@silverapples75 I don't even know what this conversation was about.
Toast it in the oven or toast it on a gas stove with a metal spatula. Save the toaster for the bathtub.
LOL
How to make something take thrice the time
🙋🏽♀️
It woudnave worked with that nasty btch, no way
RIP Mr Berman
Oh, Shelley Berman. I just found out who this guy was by Googling "political satirists." Mort Sahl's name also came up too.
Larry's dad is an amazing character
In the toaster business we call those sloasters
0:27 you get a good look at Senior's glasses. They are the same prop that Larry has in season 4 in his costume for The Producers. What a frugal man. I love LD.
I love this segment. So many moving parts.
I know i’m supposed to be invested in the toaster part of this scene but I can’t get over how stunning Vivica Fox looks in that blazer and skirt. she really is a fox. fucking hot.
watching him say "she did things that say love" and then watching larry die inside lol
Is Larry's father saying he got a happy ending?.... WTF... who would do that to an old man like that?! ...... im uh.... im asking for a friend of mine..
Jex2112 : Robert Kraft has been getting them for ages.
ginger well done sir
depends on the place and the tip.
He is Jewish, I think we know what his tip was like.
L Day McCoy Joy Behar’s neck.
Larry was out of breath from walking up the stairs
" im getting mi love lady a toaster"
Shelley Berman is 22 years older than Larry David, so good casting. Before I looked it up I thought they were maybe 15 years apart.
And now he's dead.
I was just wondering about that actor earlier this year, around May. Found he had retired and was suffering from Alzheimer's. Looks like he died about a month ago, Sept 1 2017. Very sad, RIP.
I thought they were twins.
"You can't pause toast"
"She did things that say love" with the hands up is so funny.
Those glasses on Shelly Berman are great!
That’s what I got my “love lady” for Valentine’s Day; a toaster.
Wide-slot toasters have ruined breakfast. The heating elements are so far away from the bread that it takes literally _forever_ to toast the bread. Yes, _literally!_ If the breakfast-impaired fools designing these mechanical atrocities make the slots any wider, we'll be able to fit entire loaves in there, which is no exaggeration, as bread continues to shrink at a literally _alarming_ rate. *It's an outrage.*
Larry would love you.
I read it in Larry's voice. Thank you.
Larry's writers would have put it so much better. I just hate wide-slot toasters. But thanks.
Only Ed and The Almost
Literally, Ed? Are you sure? Well, then they aren't toasters at all, are they, since the bread never actually becomes toast. I guess they are just slotted electrical devices.
In the words of Seinfeld, regarding his maid, "What the hell did I just pay for?"
It's all gone to shit. Protectionism.
Shelley Bergman in his 90’s and still hilarious.
The toaster debate was hilarious from 2 genius comedians great show. 😁
Shelley Berman is awesome.
rest in peace.
"She did things that say LOVE"🤣🤣😂👌
I love Larry father's big glasses😊😊
Larry says to Leon that you can pause toast but tells cheryl you can't
She said not to bother you so I didn't bother you 😂
His wife is so spoiled. Apparently her toast is more important than anything else, and who cares if someone misses their job interview?
The modern female for ya.
Women hate women.
Could have put the slices in and left it at her bedside, toast would have been toast by the time they got back.
@Diane Berg guess my mom and several school friends are incels, damn
Those guests in Larry's home are freeloaders. Larry's wife should come first. Whether she's a whiner or not
LOL. You can pause toast. Ha ha ha.
mixer14316 I'm with Leon - you simply can't!
It depends on the severity of the toasting. If it remains as bread, then you're safe. If it has transformed into a toast like state, you're outta luck. Too dry, too burnt. Been there, done that.
It’s true that you can pause toast, that said, the integrity is certainly diminished. No one likes that. No one.
I actually intentionally pause toast.
I also love "I've got a lot of time invested in this toast."
Let the poor man give a nice toaster to the happy-ender!
thehellwithem Asians don't even eat bread!
I just had to pause this video to watch Larry on Seth. It's a good day.
At the end I see them driving sunset at the edge of Beverly hills a lot in this show. One of my favorite places to open it up on my bike
"yes, yes I'm crazy"
Truth
Shelly Berman is a mensch.
And an under appriecated comic legend.
I love Larry's dad
That’s Shelley Berman playing Larry’s dad. He was also in an episode of The Twilight Zone, where he played a misanthropic office worker. I knew he sounded familiar
The book "A Hotel is a Place ..." by Shelley Berman is a classic as far as my family is concerned.
I've never fell in love with a masseuse but I've been addicted to a few.
Using Shmohawk whenever there’s a bad driver on the road from now on
His dad was a great judge on Boston Legal.
I feel his pain - our toaster is too slow too !
Must be the same brand of toaster they use at Tim Horton's, I feel Cheryl's pain every time I order a "toasted" bagel there.
It does make you want to see how this turns out. If only movie previews could do the same simple thing.
I'm going to get my love lady...I'm going to get her a toaster!
🤣🤣🤣
Nothing says I love you, like a toaster.
Love his dad. So cute
A millionaire who hasnt got a decent toaster, thats the funniest part like he couldnt own the worlds latest most high tec toaster or just get a toasted sandwhich from a deli or something.
At 2:07, it sounds like Loretta caught herself starting to say "Larry", then quickly changed it to "LD". Wonder if that was almost a mistake that she quickly corrected.
ha
Sam Samuels nah she says Larry again at 3:07
This show is SO exaggerated and ridiculous, and silly, yet SO real to life at the same time. There really is a genius to it.
She did things that say love 😂
I'm larry david in disguise
"I'm gonna get my love lady a toaster"...and I always thought the saying was "Diamonds are girl's best friend", how could I have been so wrong...
Cheryl , always been a ball breaker.
Larry's dad wears the same glasses as Jerry's dad did in Seinfeld
The casting is amazing
His dad got a ‘happy ending!’😜
Those glases are about 45 years old.
Lmao I got a lot of time invested in this toast!
I’m gonna get my love lady a toaster!
Every guy loves a HAPPY ENDING!!!
Only Larry's dad can pull off those glasses
still the best HBO Comedy Series
Yes Yes, Yes I'm crazy... love pops
Shelley Berman was incredible casting. I wonder how many people appreciate his career.
He really wants his cast to look like the sopranos. His dad=junior. Jeff= Bobby Baccalieri
This is a real life Magoo
"Haha yes yes I'm crazy" hahaha
Buying a new toaster will solve everyone's problems
RIP Shelley Berman
Worth $400M. Doesn't have a decent toaster.
Why didn’t Larry just have Leon make Cheryl the toast?
Did anyone else notice that toast-catch at 2:07 was smooth as fuck?
His "love lady" 😂
What if Berman opened the door and said to Larry “People...People! People!”
What’re you crazy?
Yes I’m crazy