Larry David: Ass man?

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  • @andymaq
    @andymaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3610

    "Scrounging around in the bleachers saying 'where's that ass?'"
    Absolutely. Dead. 😂😂😂😂

    • @asundelgun3487
      @asundelgun3487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Best line ever

    • @casualobserver2380
      @casualobserver2380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Andymaq is it difficult to comment on TH-cam post death?

    • @jntj3007
      @jntj3007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHAHAHA!!!

    • @danholliday5564
      @danholliday5564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😅😅😅

    • @KnowOne111
      @KnowOne111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It is so. fucking. rare that I actually laugh at a video like that. I was fucking ugly laughing. Amazing stuff

  • @KangoTV
    @KangoTV 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3204

    "Are you expecting somebody?"
    "Wanda."
    *starts running*

    • @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771
      @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      All Cheryl does is start trouble. Probably because she doesn't work and has nothing better to do.

    • @pengyzin8668
      @pengyzin8668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can't stand that racist shithead Wanda racecard

    • @Astral0G1
      @Astral0G1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@pengyzin8668 ?

    • @saucelord780
      @saucelord780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Luke Leopard yeah we know..you’re white and you feel oppressed.

    • @MaestroTJS
      @MaestroTJS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Astral0G1 She always brought up racial stuff on Curb. There is also a viral video of her after Trump was elected which is annoying as hell.

  • @akhodagu
    @akhodagu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    “Hey big-ass, hey Assie!” Crack up laughing every time !

    • @gayan2517
      @gayan2517 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      'I know that asss'🤣

    • @TalkingToAWall
      @TalkingToAWall 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You can tell even Cheryl is trying so hard not to laugh 😂😂

    • @odradekk
      @odradekk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I love “ Hey big ass Wanda!”😂😂😂.

  • @jameskuckkan2326
    @jameskuckkan2326 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +298

    Can we just admire how perfect of a foil Cheryl is to Larry? She does such a great job of being juuuust a little bit wrong sometimes, or misunderstanding him, while still also being the most grounded one in the relationship. It's such a great dynamic, and so impressive that she's able to not just hold her own, but genuinely sometimes steer an entire scene while paired with debatably one of the greatest comedy writers the United States has ever produced. That's an insane level of talent.

    • @rowredround7206
      @rowredround7206 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Hate her. She constantly sells him down the river, particularly in the early seasons.

    • @Eric7SouthGate
      @Eric7SouthGate 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol larry knew it and abused it

    • @theboss-iu1xh
      @theboss-iu1xh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      "greatest comedy writers the US ever produced"? Please. Just show a little frame of reference and say of all time.

    • @MichaelSotoCE
      @MichaelSotoCE 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I really think Cheryl is fucking with him calling him an ass man. She fell for him and married him. So I interpret this scene as this is the kind of repore they have with each other
      Wanda is in on it too, I refuse to believe that she as a black woman comedian is actually that offended, I'm sure she thinks it's funny to call him an ass scrounger

  • @davidsnow6171
    @davidsnow6171 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4679

    i luv how he tries to run away when he finds out wanda is at the door

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Because a big mouth bitch was coming over. Couldn't stand Wanda

    • @croweziec
      @croweziec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@LordTalax shut the fuck up. Wanda is a Queen. The only bitch I can think of is you.

    • @princekyle4132
      @princekyle4132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah. Whenever Larry David is around, she got that "I'm gonna whoop yo ass" look.

    • @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335
      @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@croweziec are you a damn feminine men or something

    • @scotty_james
      @scotty_james 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      We’ve ALL done that before.

  • @decadentkids
    @decadentkids 9 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    "Hey big ass! Hey ASSY! Hey, I know yor ass" lol LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! This is definitely one of the best episodes!

    • @swizzybk1665
      @swizzybk1665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pants tent

    • @Rahimo
      @Rahimo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wanda Sykes isn’t usually my cup of tea, but she’s hysterical here.

  • @Deadsoc
    @Deadsoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    The “okay” at 2:27 is just perfect. The way Larry knows he’s cornered and has to explain himself, I think we’ve all had a moment like that

    • @cqgator
      @cqgator 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      funny as hell hahahahah

  • @franciscotrejos9479
    @franciscotrejos9479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    this is so absolutely brilliantly acted/improvised/written

    • @PixlPlayer
      @PixlPlayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blood Beryl lol you’re such a dick. Basically all of the dialogue on this show is improv

    • @frankieaddams3937
      @frankieaddams3937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Off the rails hilarious!

    • @babymaude8469
      @babymaude8469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "What's the matter with a big ass? I like big asses!" Poor Larry...omg...

    • @hockeypnc3
      @hockeypnc3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was scripted.

    • @debojyotipanda938
      @debojyotipanda938 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LD man. They don't make 'em like him anymore.

  • @viseberg8527
    @viseberg8527 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3579

    "But I'm not the ass man."
    "Well, according to the state of New York, you are."

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Legendary Cosmo Kramer: "Ass Man"

    • @JoeCnNd
      @JoeCnNd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      "You stop short with my wife!"

    • @victorraphals-kath2097
      @victorraphals-kath2097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Dr Cosmo Kramer, proctology.

    • @dmmaddex
      @dmmaddex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I stopped short...

    • @roxmittens
      @roxmittens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👌

  • @roberttauzer7042
    @roberttauzer7042 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1805

    "Nothing's kinky! Nothing's unfolding!"

    • @babymaude8469
      @babymaude8469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You've got nothing on me!

    • @doraigayaragok3693
      @doraigayaragok3693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No ugly side! no ugly side!

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Which is why Cheryl finds him terrible during sex.

    • @kamakaziozzie3038
      @kamakaziozzie3038 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@okamijubeiCheryl loved the way Larry bangs. Otherwise they wouldn’t have stayed married for so many years

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      deep down, he knows he’s a deviant 😆

  • @superc
    @superc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    Anybody else noticed Cheryl almost cracked up when Wanda said, "Hey, Assy"?

    • @zyrrhos
      @zyrrhos 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      She definitely had to swallow that one. Love when actors try to hide a laugh with some other nonverbal action.

    • @MichelangeloVA
      @MichelangeloVA 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@zyrrhos Plus wasn't a lot of curb dialogue improv by the actors

  • @natewatson6962
    @natewatson6962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The way this episode unfolded was absolutely genius... It just gets better the more times you watch it.

  • @uptempo5318
    @uptempo5318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1881

    HAHAHA the way he runs up the stairs like a little kid when Wanda shows up. Too funny

    • @ronoccc
      @ronoccc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i've actually done that, trying to run away from someone coming into the house and halfway up the stairs

    • @abramslion1
      @abramslion1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's more anger Wanda and his wife ganged up on him. And he didn't say nothing bad all was a greeting. Wanda need to stop crying 😭 like little baby over a greeting.

    • @babymaude8469
      @babymaude8469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao everyone needs to quit picking on Larry 😭😭😭😭

    • @babymaude8469
      @babymaude8469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Hey big ass Wanda" 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @yeetboi9817
      @yeetboi9817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah that run up the stairs is genuinely hilarious

  • @lauraminet6259
    @lauraminet6259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    "scrounging around, looking for asses" killed me XD

  • @vthyaga
    @vthyaga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "How big do you like 'em?" - Cheryl's phrasing is fantastic 😂

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    He doesn't dig himself deeper with a shovel, he uses a backhoe, lol.

    • @Brandon-tk2rw
      @Brandon-tk2rw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What did you call wanda?

  • @moraksbamdo4102
    @moraksbamdo4102 10 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    'What is that shit all over you,what have you been doing? Scrounging around looking for asses, all up in the bleachers and shiiit, where's the ass' hahahahah he walked up the stairs so defeated.

    • @boot_leg_ramen_noodle
      @boot_leg_ramen_noodle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMFAO is an understatement 😂

    • @martinAbC
      @martinAbC ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He did the right thing, there's no comeback to that one

    • @bjrnarydsteb2094
      @bjrnarydsteb2094 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She was pounding it on. She still had some left to, love Wanda

  • @borg718
    @borg718 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

    "I'm not a deviant"
    "You got nothing on me!"

    • @BlakeGildaphish76
      @BlakeGildaphish76 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +borg718 i didn't say deviant

    • @JBGuarino43
      @JBGuarino43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      borg718 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❣️

  • @maknavickas
    @maknavickas 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    “No no that’s not so” I love when Larry just slips into some poetic language, it’s just another layer that shows that the character is incapable of ever being truly genuine.

    • @HittheSwitch2002
      @HittheSwitch2002 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I feel like he is nothing but honest though, as honest as he is self aware though lol.

  • @johns7530
    @johns7530 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This remains one of the funniest and most brilliant segments from that show. That he would write such awkward situations for himself... the man is a genius, with no shame! Whenever Wanda shows up, you know Larry is in trouble.

  • @sainters7
    @sainters7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    I love how defeated he walks up the stairs at the end, mumbling to himself.

  • @wanjirunjuguna9819
    @wanjirunjuguna9819 8 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    "I was being chummy" ... LMAO!!

    • @tomggabin5838
      @tomggabin5838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why the hell is your ass coming off? You got something against asses?

    • @babymaude8469
      @babymaude8469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "You love big asses!?" Omg, Cheryl. Leave Larry alone.

  • @SRMkay
    @SRMkay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I love how Larry obsesses over Cheryl never finding any dirt on him, then has his cover completely blown in under a minute

  • @nickjourno
    @nickjourno 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The single funniest moment in Curb. Absolutely hilarious impro.

  • @hdent1922
    @hdent1922 11 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    The way he tries to run up the stairs is fucking funny.

    • @Oswadomob
      @Oswadomob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Harvey Dent 2 faced bitch

    • @zaidshah4535
      @zaidshah4535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Oswadomob it's been 6 years I'm pretty sure hes dead

  • @AJ_Nightfall
    @AJ_Nightfall 14 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "I don't mind a big ass..." Larry David is my hero.

  • @jimmybernasconi9000
    @jimmybernasconi9000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    How they are not on their knees howling with laughter is beyond comprehension. 4 or 5 of the best lines of the entire series packed into one scene. Piss my pants every time I come back to this gem.

  • @greengoblin48
    @greengoblin48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I like how Wanda is one of the few characters who can thrash Larry in a verbal joust, she may not fight fair, but she gives him no room to argue, he even said she was right, truly a gift to be able to beat Larry David in saying things that make people regret talking to you.

  • @buffalomind6838
    @buffalomind6838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I'm not a deviant. Classic line as with practically everything Larry said in the series.

    • @PuffTheMagicHobo
      @PuffTheMagicHobo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Delivery made it

    • @basehead617
      @basehead617 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a reference to earlier when Jeff was talking about Susie telling people he's a deviant

  • @JoobSensei
    @JoobSensei 8 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    "Nothing's unfolding!"

  • @blueface
    @blueface 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My friend showed me this show for the first time last night, this part came up and I was in tears. I'm an instant fan now.

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    You gotta feel bad for Larry. He says “I recognize that tush anywhere” and somehow she hears “hey big ass Wanda!”

    • @chrismofer
      @chrismofer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I took it to mean he said something in between I. E. I'd know that big ass anywhere. And then Larry softened it and Wanda harshened it in their tellings.

    • @chrisb7051
      @chrisb7051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Larry’s in the right like 90% of the time this show makes me pull my fucking hair out

    • @guerillawhite3083
      @guerillawhite3083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      i mean its a pretty strange greeting

    • @theeasyway9432
      @theeasyway9432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s the reason I don’t watch it it is just a new form of cringe

    • @pruthvish007
      @pruthvish007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      Oh please. Greeting your neighbor by commenting about their bum is not normal.
      Larry is right many times in a weird sort of way but this is definitely not it.

  • @unionmade82
    @unionmade82 10 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    This is likely funniest curb episode. Only Larry David would be ashamed of being labelled an ass man.

    • @lisapage9317
      @lisapage9317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Unlike Cosmo Kramer.

    • @jamesjustice8711
      @jamesjustice8711 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Back in the early 2000s big asses weren't "in".

    • @noshortselectric5208
      @noshortselectric5208 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jamesjustice8711 men still liked them

    • @bigmo10
      @bigmo10 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@jamesjustice8711not in the mainstream. Big ass was always appreciated on MLK Jr Blvd.

  • @TheLotharx
    @TheLotharx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    "Dr. Cosmo Kramer - proctology."

  • @cappuccino3444
    @cappuccino3444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:57 damn L.D got some bars 🔥

    • @smallgoon
      @smallgoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha lmfao

  • @davidr4523
    @davidr4523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    It is amazing that 90% of this dialogue is unscripted. Can anyone confirm this? If so these are absolutely brilliant comedians.

    • @Cukito4
      @Cukito4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Because now EVERYTHING is AMAZING?

    • @FC-hj9ub
      @FC-hj9ub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not. Not exactly the most advanced conversations

    • @zyrrhos
      @zyrrhos 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Curb is unscripted, with actors given just outlines for the plots and improvising the dialogue.

    • @dorhinj23
      @dorhinj23 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      A buddy used to have to type out a transcription on set in real time. He says it sucked.

    • @bilsid
      @bilsid 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      it's acting without acting

  • @caseylaw2013
    @caseylaw2013 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "Hey Big Ass Wanda"

  • @squirlamania
    @squirlamania 6 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    It’s strange to see how the general view on big asses has changed in the last 10 years LOL

    • @iyaramonk
      @iyaramonk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round

    • @melodiefrances3898
      @melodiefrances3898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just thinking that myself lol ...

    • @t.veritas884
      @t.veritas884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Curtis Riceman nah just big. You think all women go the gym?
      It’s because they got a good shape. They naturally have a thick ass. It’s usually not that they’re gym-going toned as hell

    • @t.veritas884
      @t.veritas884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pyropulse Alright who let their 10 year grandson on the computer to watch porn again? Look, kid leave the talk about attraction to adults.
      I know things are pretty cool now, since you don’t have school. But, please try to do other things than watch porn and write dumb ass comments on TH-cam.
      My advice? Read a book

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@t.veritas884 The nice asses come from squats and deadlifts.

  • @camabkamuvoba7467
    @camabkamuvoba7467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When Wanda said, "Hey, Assy," Cheryl was trying her best not to laugh

  • @Mike-kv5pl
    @Mike-kv5pl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Larry is completely defeated walking up the stairs.

  • @joelwexler
    @joelwexler 10 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    This scene is in the top ten, maybe better, of all time. So I proclaim.

    • @tomggabin5838
      @tomggabin5838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are such an ass.

    • @GG-yp6kd
      @GG-yp6kd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TomG Gabin stfu pussy

    • @MackeyWilliams
      @MackeyWilliams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right up there with the bra shopping scene and being caught on camera mincing around with Susie's.

    • @tomace7924
      @tomace7924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Palestinian Chicken episode was the greatest ever!!!

    • @insidher
      @insidher 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Battered woman scene and chicken kamikaze is good too

  • @basehead617
    @basehead617 7 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    The best is the way Larry says "perhaps not"

  • @GornubiusFlux
    @GornubiusFlux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    How Cheryl turns this into about how he likes big asses is just genius. This show's secret is how relatable these situations are to our (viewer's) lives and what we've experienced in different context.

    • @sangun123
      @sangun123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Lmfao it’s brilliant how Larry just blurts it out in panic to defend himself and basically says he likes big asses

    • @Over_Toasted
      @Over_Toasted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The secret is that they retroscript - so they have an idea for the plot and the lines and actions are improvised. It feels a lot more organic and relatable.

    • @pizzajona
      @pizzajona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unfortunately the newest season feels harder to relate to, like Larry was just lecturing. There were a couple good episodes like the Klansmen one and the Japanese restaurant, but outside of that it’s been meh.

    • @NormAppleton
      @NormAppleton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cheryl is also a nightmare.

    • @capslockcapable1719
      @capslockcapable1719 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cheryl Hines is weirdly hot. She looks like her jaw unhinges like a python so she can consume prey whole, but I can't help but find her super attractive.

  • @Chrisflyism
    @Chrisflyism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Before my spinal cord injury and having to use a wheelchair I was a tit-man. I'm an ass-man now. Just a matter of perspective.

    • @UnfitToLive
      @UnfitToLive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Haha nice one, works in a few ways! 🤭
      Hope you doing OK mate. ❤️

    • @jcnot9712
      @jcnot9712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’d think the smell would put you off from them.

    • @DeeP-_PerspectivE
      @DeeP-_PerspectivE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ass man since day 1 here. Remember being in preschool and eyeing girls asses on the playground. Could careless if they have A cup tits, as long as they have a decent tush everything is cool.

    • @AbdulMalik-rt2io
      @AbdulMalik-rt2io 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Change your last name to Hawking and become asscientist

    • @antonimartinez9961
      @antonimartinez9961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DeeP-_PerspectivE You mean you *couldn't* care less. If you "could care less", then you must care at least a little bit. This isn't difficult stuff.

  • @rachelw821
    @rachelw821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Scrounging around lookin for asses! 🤣 makes me lol every time

    • @2011super
      @2011super 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh wheres the ass!?

  • @DanielSmith-tb9vi
    @DanielSmith-tb9vi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I love her laugh at 1:19 haha

  • @tylertyler82
    @tylertyler82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    All these characters have gone through so many houses over the years.

    • @RYN988
      @RYN988 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Monnneeeeyyyy

  • @nikw3026
    @nikw3026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Scrounging around looking for asses" LMAOOOO

  • @ZonkzUK
    @ZonkzUK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    hahaa 3:26 'What you been doin, scroungin' around lookin for asses?'

    • @kgisabeast
      @kgisabeast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kaiben Music best line in the show 😂😂

    • @shamp5727
      @shamp5727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LOL!!!"oh... Where's the ass?!" Classic!!

    • @Decipher101
      @Decipher101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can tell the way he walked away. He did not like that comment from Wanda

  • @la021583
    @la021583 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "you got nothing on me" and the way he runs up the stairs----hysterical.
    thanks for posting

  • @TheCamaro1987
    @TheCamaro1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "thought I had to turn around to show you my big ass" that's fucking hilarious

  • @Amykhany
    @Amykhany 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watch all these clips from curb all the time and feel like you are living with them💕 love love love Larry David 😍

  • @dmacdm88
    @dmacdm88 11 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    And what is that shit all over you? What you been scroungin around lookin for asses?!?! Haha shit had me rollin!

    • @saadahsan2994
      @saadahsan2994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OH WHERE'S THE ASS? 😂

  • @rg9810
    @rg9810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "No...no..thats not so.."

  • @anthonywhite6895
    @anthonywhite6895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    cheryl trying not to laugh while wanda was talking was my favorite part

  • @myothercarisadelorean8957
    @myothercarisadelorean8957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My life is very much like this show... every little thing I do or say backfires at me and blows up out proportion. LOL Love this show!

  • @alpuretim
    @alpuretim 15 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I honestly think Wanda Sykes is a wordsmith of the highest order! She always comes up with the funniest shit! "Assey" is GENIUS!!!! Wanda is a genius! She is soooo talented! She needs to be in everything!!! I can't stop laughing. "Hey Assey...!""

  • @VincentWilliams007
    @VincentWilliams007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    2:17 was epic. He starts running up the stairs.

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The way he says "what?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mother3crazy
    @mother3crazy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I love how sheryl and wanda just both utterly annhiliate him to the point where he throws his hand up and walks away 😂

  • @maknavickas
    @maknavickas 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    The phrase “ass fetish” is so funny and I honestly can’t quite pinpoint why. That is the genius of the show I guess.

    • @chocomilkfps1264
      @chocomilkfps1264 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It’s just so outrageous and demonizing of something normal. Like saying Larry David has a woman fetish because he likes woman, there is just so much bias shown just in the framing of the accusation… that’s why it’s funny to me anyway

  • @dailyflash
    @dailyflash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "It's all unfolding now." "Nothing's unfolding!"

  • @MaestroTJS
    @MaestroTJS 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    laughing my ASS off!
    Haven't seen this scene for a few years...as hysterical as ever. This is just too good!

  • @RaiderX948
    @RaiderX948 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hey Assie, best line ever.

  • @rickrose5377
    @rickrose5377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He was a dead man as soon as he walked in the room. There's no way out of this conversation.
    Dr. Cosmo Kramer, proctology.

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango9653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I kinda like “I’d know that tush anywhere.” Poor Larry is so misunderstood. HeHe!

    • @johnmac91
      @johnmac91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It is true about us men, when we like a woman's ass, it does indeed get imprinted on our brains. More than any other part of the female anatomy I think, probably because when we're checking one out we're behind the woman, so we can enjoy it at our leisure it without getting caught. As opposed to say, a woman's breasts, which you have to be a little subtle about, since the woman is looking right at you as you're admiring them. A quick look, then you turn away. As Seinfeld said, "like looking at the sun".
      I remember one incident many years ago. I was working repairing copy machines, and at one of the accounts there was a young woman named Donna who was in charge of the copy machine who had an absolutely amazing behind. All the techs at our company used to comment on it.
      One day, I was in New York City, seeing a Broadway show with my then girlfriend, when I saw a girl with an amazing ass in the lobby during intermission. As I was admiring this woman's ass I thought to myself, "what a nice ass, it looks just like Donna's". The woman turned around and sure enough, it was her.
      Now bear in mind, I live in Boston, so I had no reason to expect to see this woman in NYC. But I had so admired her ass that I had every subtle curve committed to memory.

    • @Rahimo
      @Rahimo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too. It’s chummy!

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not really misunderstanding, the way characters interact with Larry is flat-out purposefully dishonest and callous.

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      John Mac you put an unreasonable amount of effort into that post, and I salute you for it

    • @randyisftw
      @randyisftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I definitely recognize a certain booty anywhere

  • @blingstababe
    @blingstababe 14 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    comic timing PERFECT on this show!

  • @85wastedyears
    @85wastedyears 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of my favorite moments on the show. I laugh so hard every time I see this episode.

  • @KevinMuller5
    @KevinMuller5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is that how you say HELLO?!!...lol..one of the many things Wanda says that are gold and her delivery is amazing

  • @kaykko
    @kaykko 13 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I'm not a deviant, you got nothing on me!" lolololololololololololo!!!!

  • @joysticky83
    @joysticky83 12 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Favourite scene from Curb ever.

  • @collinmichaelkahn3918
    @collinmichaelkahn3918 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Absolutely my all-time fave frienemies. They are golden together. ❤️

  • @GordiansKnotHere
    @GordiansKnotHere 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hysterical!!! Sums up how conversations between men and women end up...

  • @evesolis6133
    @evesolis6133 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Cheryl is the perfect partner for Larry. Not too delicate, romantic, rational, or smart, but gives a great sense of domesticity to Larry. All the daily quarrels that don't lead to "social awkwardness" like it is in the outside world, all the "annoying" questions that are kind of smothering but show partner cares as well. Sometimes you like the feeling of being defeated by someone that loves you.

    • @basehead617
      @basehead617 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eve Nam they actually have pretty good chemistry too

    • @beatle1956
      @beatle1956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's a nagging, whiney bitch... I would rather stick pins in my eyes than be married to that beast

    • @patriciofernandez2711
      @patriciofernandez2711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Sometimes you like the feeling of being defeated by someone who loves you". That's strangely profound.

  • @cliffdariff74
    @cliffdariff74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I don't mind big asses"...lol

  • @james2155
    @james2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is my favourite scene of any show ever

  • @PlayzBlanston
    @PlayzBlanston 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    its gets me every single time when he goes "i was being nice and chummy!"

  • @ZorbaTheDutch
    @ZorbaTheDutch 12 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I'd recognize that tush anywhere!"
    ... ... ...
    "I was just saying hello"
    -- "Is that how you say hello?!"

  • @RustySimRacing
    @RustySimRacing 15 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i laughed the whole time during this scene, the dialogue is perfect!!!!
    this is classic

  • @JeremyGalloway
    @JeremyGalloway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What an incredible scene! I lost it when Wanda said “download” 😂

  • @theengineered1949
    @theengineered1949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the greatest scenes of this show

  • @arblahblah
    @arblahblah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I saw this clip before I watched the show and thought it was hilarious. After seeing this episode and hearing the conversation Larry has with Jeff in a previous scene, it makes this scene 1000 times funnier.

  • @darkhalo0868
    @darkhalo0868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of my favorite scenes.. All of Wanda's scenes are funny.

  • @ahmadbahram2917
    @ahmadbahram2917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of rhe best episodes 😂😂😂😂

  • @eph1223
    @eph1223 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Holy shit Wanda Sykes is a riot! Great scene.

  • @spelzu
    @spelzu 15 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I watched him running the stairs seven times and I still laughed as hard as the first time!

  • @FranLuthier
    @FranLuthier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You realize most of the dialogue is improvised? That mind blowing, cause it's all genius and full of great acting

  • @JohnnyOstentatious
    @JohnnyOstentatious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You got nothing on me " 🤣

  • @sisterdoublehappiness9714
    @sisterdoublehappiness9714 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how Larry's arguments always devolve into pure surrealism.

  • @teddyj5944
    @teddyj5944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "it's good size"😂🤣

  • @kennylangley1997
    @kennylangley1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perfect seen. "All up under the bleachers."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @belladonna131
    @belladonna131 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is so funny. Poor Larry. His words get changed and blown out of proportion and he digs himself deeper and deeper into a hole. I love how Wanda asks him why he's dirty. Was he "climbing around under the bleachers looking for "tushies."" That was HILARIOUS! I was CRACKING UP LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AT THAT REMARK. IT WAS SO FUNNY AND WATCHING LARRY SULK UP THE STAIRS IN A, "UGH, I GIVE UP" WAY. IT'S TOO MUCH.😂😅😂😊😂😅❤❤❤

  • @thomasjohnstonaloha
    @thomasjohnstonaloha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The way this conversation escalates from larry's offhanded comment to a full attack on his character from the significant other is too relatable

    • @Gk2003m
      @Gk2003m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahhh, but that’s not the only possible outcome! Larry *perceived* it as an attack on his character. Seems to me that Cheryl was not attacking him, but trying to roll with it. Asking him to tell her about her ass! She said (paraphrase) “so you like big asses, how’s my ass, do you dig my big ass” and wanted to hear “yeah it’s big, and yeah I like it”. And then there’s Wanda, and why would she come over if she were truly offended by his comment? To the trained eye, his unwillingness to cop to the fetish, or at least to play as if he had the fetish, means he just missed out on banging the two of them together.

    • @Gk2003m
      @Gk2003m 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At 2:58 Wanda is wanting him to blurt it out: “something about my ass is stored in your memory”… the two women are looking at him, imagining his ass fetish.

  • @AccordionManiac
    @AccordionManiac 14 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    ASS MAN! just remembered that was part of a seinfeld ep :P

    • @babyindirt
      @babyindirt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      how is it going in the 2010s

    • @jacobrollins1778
      @jacobrollins1778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man I wish it was 2010

    • @ASSman864
      @ASSman864 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacobrollins1778 ive been to 2010

  • @mizzury54
    @mizzury54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't have cable so I'm so thankful that these clips are on TH-cam !!!

  • @maxuli21
    @maxuli21 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "You are an ass man" hilarious 😂

  • @bidnowitzki41
    @bidnowitzki41 14 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "ok assy"
    hahahahahaha

  • @bianco2012
    @bianco2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Can I get an Amen for all the guys out there who have been through a trap of a conversation like this

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      uh.. ..Ramen?
      I was in a similar state of denial back when I was still in the closet about my fetish for booty. ...I like booty.
      FYI: Just some context here, I'm a woman and I dig chicks.

    • @novelchaser3556
      @novelchaser3556 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      EVERY guy

    • @jackm4457
      @jackm4457 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen brother. My friends and family consider me very well spoken, glib and likely to say "just the right thing." But the one thing I have NEVER gotten right is when a girl friend asks me, "Does this dress make my ass look big?"

  • @redscarecomixx
    @redscarecomixx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man i miss these early seasons...

  • @trippcox2641
    @trippcox2641 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Larry is a national treasure 🙌

  • @KBMars
    @KBMars ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Absolutely hilarious, hardest I laughed in a long time.