"the kid is home, HYSTERICAL because her doll, Judy, has been DECAPITAAAATED" I fucking love how she delivers that line. Larry and Geoff just stood there like two naughty little boys makes it even funnier. That whole scene is amazing. Probably my favourite episode.
"I thought she had a speech impediment.." "You've known her all these years and she all of a sudden develops a speech impediment!!?" "That's what was so puzzling..." 😂😂
Yup. The Susie song is the one that Mexican and Spanish movies use when the bull is about to kill your ass. It is also used in old American westerns during those high noon shoot out scenes
I think he genuinely loves her and also likes to be told what to do by her. Probably his mother was very overbearing so in some Freudian way that’s what he’s attracted to and married!
That whole scene is my favorite Larry and Susie scene ever. "I respect wood so much, if I had a piece of wood in my hand right now, I'd beat the shit out of you with it okay!?" My favorite Susie line
Not even close. She has no skin in the game. All she does is rant with empty threats. Joe Pesci is a risk-taking beast who actually ACTS, irrespective of threats. Like all cowards, she's all lip til things get dangerous. Pathetic.
Susie has to be my favorite character in this show. She’s super underrated but in my eyes she steals every scene she’s in. She just has has a way of completely tilting the plot of the episode or escalating it
Let's not forget decapitated! You do know that after watching this you'll be picking up her riffs,pronunciations,energy levels and channeling when needed. A true master
Love their exchanges. The chemistry is great...the anger feels real. These are among the funniest pieces on the show...anytime Suzy and Larry are fighting.
You knew her since she was born and suddenly she develops a speech impediment... That's what was soo puzzling.... Lmao I dunno why but that kills me every time
+DeathShouldTakeMeNow I don't know, Jazz in Fresh Prince and Roger in Tia & Tamera, they got kicked out a stupid amount of times (I watched a lot of TV as a child). Larry's uh out-kickings are a lot better, though :D
Majority of this show is made up lines they make up I the spot. Larry will present a topic situation, and they'll ad-lib most of it. The only people that have actual lines from a script are insignificant roles, such as waiters, receptionists, hostesses, cashiers, etc. as for the main characters, it's all ad-libbed. That's what makes this show legendary.
Good god....she is pretty awful but that was not a proportionate response. I cant really chime in when you say psychotic shit like that,they will lump me in with you...and you are the worst. How does a minor character in a comedy show bring up such extreme emotions in you? I feel like maybe if you ceased to exist,it would be pretty....pretty,prettay Good....
The house tour scene is one of my all-time favorites. One because how quick Susie goes from 0-100 and also I totally relate to not wanting to see a tour of someone's house.
And so eloquently worded...... 28 words to be exactish and in only 7 seconds! 😂👏👏 Beauitful moment I agree! "Who the fuck do you think your talking to!! Dont nobody talk to my man like that! You better get your ass outta my house you fuckin bitch!!"
Dominic Angadi I am a misanthrope, bald asshole and four eyed fuck. I need a girl like Susie then she can call me a misanthropic moron, four eyed fuck and bald fucko asshole. Lol and my buddy is the fat piece of shit.
An English man here. She should get an Oscar for her supporting role, every time she appears in CYE - it is an amazing episode. Thank you so much for posting this montage. She inspires me to break balls when I do not get the service I deserve, as well as making me laugh until my sides hurt. I would love to see her over here guesting on one of our chat shows & doing some stand up. Best comedy character ever - for me.
I know it is EMMY - I was just making a 'how good she is' reference and using the word Oscar as, she is the best. I thank you for taking time out to reply & correcting my error. Best wishes to you David
The image is much more preferable to using a mug shot. My name is David, I hate being referred to as Dave - I watch re-runs of Have I Got News For You & that type of humour. Not a fan of anything that promotes Jeremy Clarkson as much as Dave does. Just a bit of irony with me using the icon. Nice to chat with a #Curb fan. Take care
Oh okay i see! And i dislike Jeremy Clarkson and Top Gear. Boring! And yet it's on all the time! And i absolutely love Curb! It's so my humor, better than the punchline crap they show on TV over here. I just wish more British people knew about or liked Curb Your Enthusiasm!
Susie was hysterical in every scene that she was in. I loved her abrasiveness, foul mouth, and straight forward directness. How did she not win an Emmy for portraying that character. I loved this show. Susie was one of the very best!
Jeff's look when Larry and Susie are about to go at it because they don't answer the phone at dinner makes me laugh every time. He's like, "Here we go..."
It's a TH-cam/Google thing, I think. When someone wants to continue their thought..they uh, they click, "reply" but don't delete the name they replied to.
When Larry is looking for wood stains, the way he pushes the books away on the table lmfaoooo and then you hear "CALL THE SPRINKLER GUY" Such an amazing cast
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"the kid is home, HYSTERICAL because her doll, Judy, has been DECAPITAAAATED"
I fucking love how she delivers that line. Larry and Geoff just stood there like two naughty little boys makes it even funnier. That whole scene is amazing. Probably my favourite episode.
lol
if I was Jeff or Larry I would have broke down laughing
SOME VOODOO SHIT YOUR DOING!
GET ME THE HEAD!!!
Despott DECAPITAAAAAAAAAATED
I love how most of Susie and Larry's interactions begin very warmly, very cordial and convivial, but within 30 seconds it all falls apart
same as ted dansons
lol the house tour immediately comes to mind
I love it. Susie still loves Larry and cares for him, she just has a fucked up temper.
Its always “Oh hi Lar”... then 🤯🤬
Those two can't go through a minute without getting confrontational 😂
"You four-eyed fuck" will always be my favorite classic line from Susie. lol
The way she delivers that “fcuk” is so damn hilarious.
I like when she calls him bald
It wins every time.
I'm partial to "You sicko, fucko asshole!"
Tie with "Bald Prick"
"I thought she had a speech impediment.."
"You've known her all these years and she all of a sudden develops a speech impediment!!?"
"That's what was so puzzling..." 😂😂
It's quite a line... 😂😂😂😂 has me in tears!!
Left Is Best the puzzling line was delivered perfectly 😄
That was so funny!
She smells like a fucking wine-o
"You sicko, fucko, asshole" is my favorite insult of all time.
I love how Jeff never stands up to Susie,or defends Larry.
He’s a married man, he knows to stay out of it.
Typical married man. They lose their balls as soon as they walk up to the alter.
He has a great amount of patience and tolerance for such a vile disgusting bitch of a wife.
He's afraid of her.
u know, what's interesting is he started doing that in the later seasons
I guess, Jeff just sorta got fed up with Susie bs)
The fact Susie has a theme song right when she is about to drag Larry. 😂
....hn...m😊😂😊😂😊
Yup. The Susie song is the one that Mexican and Spanish movies use when the bull is about to kill your ass.
It is also used in old American westerns during those high noon shoot out scenes
Spaghetti western
It’s called boss music
I love how whenever Susie yells and curses at Larry, Jeff just stands there like a deer in the headlights 😂🤣
The guy is totally shell-shocked from years of abuse.
He knows that she is in full control of his life and with one word she can destroy him
I think he genuinely loves her and also likes to be told what to do by her. Probably his mother was very overbearing so in some Freudian way that’s what he’s attracted to and married!
@@kingpettytv You too, huh? I think it's the accent.
Susie reminds me of my second grade teacher. She had a very short fuse and was always screaming. Like a PG version of Susie 😂
"Sicko fucko asshole!!" Ah, Susie's a poet.
hilarious!
Top knotch she is!! :-)
"You sick fuck Larry David"
I busted out laughing. Her delivery is just freakin' wonderful. The perfect amount of scorn and malice.
“You sick four-eyed fuck” is another gem 💎
Well to be honest... she’s just delivering the way any decent New Yorker would. She is gold.
“Freak of fucking nature... doesn’t wanna house tour...”
"You've shown a consistent lack of respect for wood as I see it." Is the single greatest line in television history as I see it.
That whole scene is my favorite Larry and Susie scene ever. "I respect wood so much, if I had a piece of wood in my hand right now, I'd beat the shit out of you with it okay!?"
My favorite Susie line
"SOME VOODOO SHIT YOU'RE DOING!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love Susie
her voice needs to be my alarm clock
"Wake the FUCK UP!!!! You lazy piece of shit" lmaoooo
look up shut the fuck up its hilarious
DECAPITATEEEEED! _(Its 7am, time to get up!)_
Absinthevideo wake up you four eyed fuck lol that's what i want
hahahahaha fuck that
she is like a female version of Joe Pesci, love her!
Susie is like a really constantly pissed off fran fischer
Jew Pesci..
Tanner Herzman That’s it. You win!! 🙌
Not even close. She has no skin in the game. All she does is rant with empty threats. Joe Pesci is a risk-taking beast who actually ACTS, irrespective of threats. Like all cowards, she's all lip til things get dangerous. Pathetic.
dmonarre dmonarre She was scheming to kill Jeff. Lol
“i thought she had a speech impediment” is one of the all time lines 😂
That's what was so puzzling to me 😂
Susie has to be my favorite character in this show. She’s super underrated but in my eyes she steals every scene she’s in. She just has has a way of completely tilting the plot of the episode or escalating it
Yup lol
She's not underrated? Everyone thinks hilarious
Suzie is the worst character on the show. An appalling cunt.
The thing about Susie is she has that voice, and most of the time her lines are similar, but she manages to get humor out of it.
She's adorable.
Susie Green is the most underrated TV character
I don't think she is. Susie gets the love.
Not underrated.
SHE SCARES ME
But she ruins many episodes with how over the top and unreasonable she is.
Most annoying
This actress adds so much hilarity to the show it wouldnt be the same otherwise.
I love the Western "Showdown music" whenever Larrry &/or Jeff have to face an angry Susie!!!!
The music makes that scene much funnier lol
A Mexican standoff
A fistful of dollars
Morricone, haha
I hope Ennio had a sense of humor.
Susie is the best role anyone has ever had in the history of acting. Shakespeare would literally keel over laughing. It’s beautiful!
The Best.
“I thought she had a speech impediment” cracks me up every time.
😂😂😂😂
That's what was so puzzling...
Susie Essman is a genius improv actor.
Yep her improv lines are the best
She is the most vile, angriest, foul- mouthed character that I ever seen.......I think I'm in love !!
“I like a woman with a smart ass mouth like that,” - Leon Black
She just does something to me just love strong women
Ari gold from entourage 🤣
@@coachdynomite2752 “go fuck yourself”
Me too😆
freak of fuckin nature doesn't want a house tour
I'd still credit this, a BEATIFUL HAIKU😇😇😇
" I respect wood Larry, I respect wood so much that if I had a piece of wood in my hand, I'd beat the s*it out of you with it!!" 😂
why blur out the shit
My favorite Susie line ever
7:32
Funniest line of the entire show
I love how Susie consistently assumes Larry and Jeff are twisted perverts despite there being no reason to think that. Its always “you sickos!!!”
DECAAAAAAPPPITTAAATTTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
YESSSSS . My favorite line!
Eric Murphy best line ever
SOME VOODOO SHIT YOUR DOING
Perfect
geeky films and theories Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is
I love the way she says: "Hysterical"!!!
HYSSSS-TE-RI-CAAAAAAL
I love the way she says fuck!!
why tho? And decapitated!
Let's not forget decapitated! You do know that after watching this you'll be picking up her riffs,pronunciations,energy levels and channeling when needed. A true master
I wish I had a dollar for every time Susie kicks him out of her house lmao
+darkbeat101 LOL...I always thought the same thing except that it would be $1.00 for EVERY swear word....boy howdy Here I come Palm Springs!
darkbeat don't wish. Make a drinking game out of Susie kicking Larry out of her house. You'll be drunk in three minutes.
LOL!!!
darkbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out...
And then Larry confirms lunch plans with Jeff.
People hated when Seinfeld went off the air, but actually we got 10 more seasons of Seinfeld as Curb Your Enthusiasm.
It’s such an improvement on Seinfeld though
@@-diogenesthecynic- 100 times funnier
This is way better than seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld is as funny as...
IDK Larry David has gotten better over time.
Please dont disrespect Curb like that again. Thanks
Love their exchanges. The chemistry is great...the anger feels real. These are among the funniest pieces on the show...anytime Suzy and Larry are fighting.
And larry david is Susie's punching bag.
You knew her since she was born and suddenly she develops a speech impediment...
That's what was soo puzzling.... Lmao I dunno why but that kills me every time
Larry must hold the world record for getting kicked out of a house the most times.
+DeathShouldTakeMeNow I don't know, Jazz in Fresh Prince and Roger in Tia & Tamera, they got kicked out a stupid amount of times (I watched a lot of TV as a child). Larry's uh out-kickings are a lot better, though :D
Jazz's exits were pretty legendary
@@Choccster Pam on Martin has a pretty good record too
That time he touched the old woman boob 😂
"SHE TOLD YOU COULD TAKE THE DOG AFTER YOU GOT HER ALL FUCKED UP ON ALCOHOL.....ALL LIQUORED UP!"
Love how she delivers that line
+Rafael Solis My fave too.
Majority of this show is made up lines they make up I the spot. Larry will present a topic situation, and they'll ad-lib most of it. The only people that have actual lines from a script are insignificant roles, such as waiters, receptionists, hostesses, cashiers, etc. as for the main characters, it's all ad-libbed. That's what makes this show legendary.
+Uralya 909 indeed !! no "delivering lines" !!!
H Y S T E R I C A L
“Misanthropic moron” is the best Larry insult
Hardcore
Fantastic line and great improv.
The western dueling music every time she's waiting for Larry is the best lol so perfect
9:14
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE"
"You sure?"
That line gets me everytime
"Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is!"
Susie is the only person who can shut upp larry ,....lmao
Good god....she is pretty awful but that was not a proportionate response. I cant really chime in when you say psychotic shit like that,they will lump me in with you...and you are the worst. How does a minor character in a comedy show bring up such extreme emotions in you? I feel like maybe if you ceased to exist,it would be pretty....pretty,prettay Good....
And Wanda.
@@scottwilliam3470 1to100 then back to 1 in 2 seconds flat LMAO!
And Vivica A. Fox is the only person that can shut up Susie.
and throw his blackberry to the ocean
'Get the fuck out of my house Larry' is the summary of their relationship.
The house tour scene is one of my all-time favorites. One because how quick Susie goes from 0-100 and also I totally relate to not wanting to see a tour of someone's house.
No Tour for you!! Remind of No Soup for you!!
“No, I get it: bedrooms, bathrooms…”
Mine too
There's a definite realism to her character. I live on Long Island. Women like Susie are very commonplace here XD
Joe Masters Jewish!
I need to marry a Jewish woman just like her. Susie is my dream wife.
Noice
There is a very close similarity between the Jewish and Italian female.
@@kanifalam7835 I can see her throwing a lamp at Tony Soprano.
One false move and she will kill you with obscenities
+Victor M ikr!
oh hey weiss
hey weiss
LMAO. I love New York Jews. Funniest people on earth.
+Tom Evans
Is that you Mel Gibson? out of rehab so soon?
Arthur K FREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Holymakinaw ............they are.....except Woody Allen......
MarlonBrando More people think he's funny than they do Larry David.
GET A LIFE JEWS!
How did this woman not win an Emmy every year?
"I'll give you the tour."
"Oh that's okay. I get it. Bedrooms, bathrooms."
I've literally said this exact same thing lmao
Maybe it's a Jewish thing
@@mrttripz3236 Nope gentile here, think the exact same thing.
For a show about Larry David, Susie steals every scene she shows up in.
People forget that a lot of this show is improvised. It's completely brilliant.
They film the same scenes a few times and choose the funniest
Hahaha. I love Susie so much. Susie and Leon are my 2 favorite characters on the series.
Leon was fabulous .... bring the ruckus to that ass, Larry. Too funny. :)
Me too.
bclaude87 No DOUBT!!!
Their actors are geniuses at the ad-lib style that Curb does. Each time they speak it's a masterpiece.
They’d make the most rowdy couple. Leon (as long as he wears glasses) and her in the world would be unstoppable. Leon & Susie 2020🇺🇸
Susie has made cussing an art form.
*H Y S T E R I C A L*
Susie Green has the voice of an angel...
An angry angel
Yeah..SATAN
The Angel of Death!
Yeah... The fallen angel.
...said no one ever.
How many times has Larry been banned from Susan's house?
LastAvailableAlias every
LastAvailableAlias ... oh, I dunno, a few million, give or take ;)
Susie, not Susan.
Too many to count
About as many times as the thumbs up on your comment
'Freak of fucking nature doesn't want a house tour?' I bloody love this show. xx
7:54 never fails to get me. This man is squatting, which he’s never really done on camera, shoving books around, and Susie’s delivery is perfect
“You know what, get the fu*k outta here!” Lost count the amount of times Susie kicked Larry out 😂
the last scene where Larry's gf stands up to Susie is absolute gold!
Not his girlfriend.
@@SeismicChirpuuh, yes they were dating on the show. Hence, "girlfriend". 🙄
one of the best 240p vids on TH-cam.
The scenes are so funny you forget about the cr^p quality.
@@rainscratchwow such uncalled for language holy shit
I grew up in the pre digital era. This is luxury
best ending ever with loretta lol
ş
Absolutley !!!! That one is classic and makes literally bust out loud laughing , EVERYTIME !
lmao she met her match!!!
and the look on Larry's face! you knowwww he's so happy.
I couldn't stop laughing. It was high time somebody stood up to Susie.
“Freak of fucking nature doesn’t want a house tour”😂. Gold!
Vivica fox destroyed her in like 13 words
And so eloquently worded...... 28 words to be exactish and in only 7 seconds!
😂👏👏 Beauitful moment I agree!
"Who the fuck do you think your talking to!! Dont nobody talk to my man like that! You better get your ass outta my house you fuckin bitch!!"
7:58 I love how he squats over the table to check for stains like some sort of bald goblin and then pushes the books and i lost it
Bald goblin! Hahaha
yes dude. that book push was gold 🤣
He was asking for trouble with that book push
It was a highly tactical push.
Charlie Brown and Lucy Vander Pelt as adults
Exactly 👍
Yesss!
"Get the f#$% out of my house!"
- Susie Green
Omg! This show wouldn’t be the same without Susie!! She’s a riot! I love her!!😂
Long live Larry David. An absolute genius and a giant of a man in the comedy world. Thank u for a lifetime of laughs.
hes not dead 😂
'Misanthropic moron' I wish my girlfriend ever called me that.
Dominic Angadi I am a misanthrope, bald asshole and four eyed fuck. I need a girl like Susie then she can call me a misanthropic moron, four eyed fuck and bald fucko asshole. Lol and my buddy is the fat piece of shit.
I love the gunslinger music, hilarious.
“Mr hush puppy rumpled suit look” 😂
_"What's with your verkakte shoes?"_ Great use of Yiddish in the dialogue!
“You weren’t invited go eat somewhere else” 😂😂😂
24 people don't respect wood.
manakin5 I dont believe you respect wood
LMAO! "Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is!"
Maybe the best line ever😂😂😂
"Freak of fuckin' nature doesn't want the house tour?!?"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHA!!!!!
love that line too
The Tour Nazi:
"No tour for you!"
That delivery on “you four eyed fuck” is always perfect
OMG. Susie essman is a veteran NYC comic, and she’s always been drop dead funny.
I love this woman!!
Jessica Ruales
She's mint.
This show is great
"Get the fuck out of my house!"
"Are you sure?"
LMFAO
This woman really knows how to swear. To paraphrase Mark Twain, she knows the words and the tune. Hilarious.
“Stop scratchin ya balls and tell me where it is” 💀😂
The second HYSTERRRICAAAAL hit me like a train 😂😂
Susie is so repulsive & attractive at the same time.
YUck!
An English man here. She should get an Oscar for her supporting role, every time she appears in CYE - it is an amazing episode.
Thank you so much for posting this montage.
She inspires me to break balls when I do not get the service I deserve, as well as making me laugh until my sides hurt.
I would love to see her over here guesting on one of our chat shows & doing some stand up.
Best comedy character ever - for me.
***** like she didn't smell like a fuckin' wino before... Made me laugh...
I know it is EMMY - I was just making a 'how good she is' reference and using the word Oscar as, she is the best.
I thank you for taking time out to reply & correcting my error.
Best wishes to you
David
I'm English too, are you the owner/creator of the comedy channel 'Dave' or something? Or just a big fan of that channel? hahaa
The image is much more preferable to using a mug shot.
My name is David, I hate being referred to as Dave - I watch re-runs of Have I Got News For You & that type of humour.
Not a fan of anything that promotes Jeremy Clarkson as much as Dave does.
Just a bit of irony with me using the icon.
Nice to chat with a #Curb fan.
Take care
Oh okay i see! And i dislike Jeremy Clarkson and Top Gear. Boring! And yet it's on all the time! And i absolutely love Curb! It's so my humor, better than the punchline crap they show on TV over here. I just wish more British people knew about or liked Curb Your Enthusiasm!
Loretta Black defending Larry's honor and taking Susie out was one of the funniest scenes ever!
"Stop Scratching Your Balls and Tell Me Where It Is."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Classic show, The Larry and Susie exchanges were always brilliant.
The kid is home, hystericaaaal, because her doll, Judy, has been DECAPITAAATEEEEEEEEED!
Conversation with Susie always ends with: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE! hahah
She’s a veteran stand up comedian, and funny as hell. Love Susie. It’s one of her alter egos. The jersey shore mom.
“I thought she had a speech impediment” haha
Susie was hysterical in every scene that she was in. I loved her abrasiveness, foul mouth, and straight forward directness. How did she not win an Emmy for portraying that character. I loved this show. Susie was one of the very best!
Susie Essman is at the top of her game in every scene she's in ... (she should've had her own show by now... I mean, come on !)
I remember a teacher I had that was exactly like her. It was one thing or another. I fucking hated her.
Jeff's look when Larry and Susie are about to go at it because they don't answer the phone at dinner makes me laugh every time. He's like, "Here we go..."
I love the showdown music that qeues
Two of nature’s mortal enemies facing one another
"I thought she had a speech impediment..." ROTF!!!
No experience is as magical as Susie yelling at larry
4:37 "Oh no, I'm done, I'm turned off" lol
Its like their married lol
LMFAO, she was turned ON by the thought of giving Larry a house tour.
I was sure glad when Larrys woman told Susie off. Susie looked totally stunned.
Thank God. Someone finally put her in her place.
pretty bullet You do realize you're replying to yourself right
bwise LOL XD
It's a TH-cam/Google thing, I think. When someone wants to continue their thought..they uh, they click, "reply" but don't delete the name they replied to.
:( I'm not scary at all.
Notice how often they play "western showdown" music when Larry & Susie face off?
'
When Larry is looking for wood stains, the way he pushes the books away on the table lmfaoooo and then you hear "CALL THE SPRINKLER GUY"
Such an amazing cast
Susie makes me laugh because she speaks to Jeff and Larry the same, she’s like a horrible mom cursing her children 🤣🤣🤣