Larry David vs Susie Greene

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  • @wurble
    @wurble 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4494

    "the kid is home, HYSTERICAL because her doll, Judy, has been DECAPITAAAATED"
    I fucking love how she delivers that line. Larry and Geoff just stood there like two naughty little boys makes it even funnier. That whole scene is amazing. Probably my favourite episode.

    • @nothaks7250
      @nothaks7250 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      if I was Jeff or Larry I would have broke down laughing

    • @WindowsXPFrog
      @WindowsXPFrog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      SOME VOODOO SHIT YOUR DOING!

    • @leajiaure
      @leajiaure 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      GET ME THE HEAD!!!

    • @EvanMitsakis
      @EvanMitsakis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Despott DECAPITAAAAAAAAAATED

  • @i.l.l.l.l.
    @i.l.l.l.l. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3764

    I love how most of Susie and Larry's interactions begin very warmly, very cordial and convivial, but within 30 seconds it all falls apart

    • @ridedirect9114
      @ridedirect9114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      same as ted dansons

    • @spacekitt.n
      @spacekitt.n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      lol the house tour immediately comes to mind

    • @thejew1789
      @thejew1789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I love it. Susie still loves Larry and cares for him, she just has a fucked up temper.

    • @TheMusicalFeeling
      @TheMusicalFeeling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Its always “Oh hi Lar”... then 🤯🤬

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Those two can't go through a minute without getting confrontational 😂

  • @newthrash1221
    @newthrash1221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    "You four-eyed fuck" will always be my favorite classic line from Susie. lol

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The way she delivers that “fcuk” is so damn hilarious.

    • @yanni2112
      @yanni2112 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I like when she calls him bald

    • @Nerdylady
      @Nerdylady ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It wins every time.

    • @tommyudo3195
      @tommyudo3195 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm partial to "You sicko, fucko asshole!"

    • @vismundo2437
      @vismundo2437 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tie with "Bald Prick"

  • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
    @skwisgarskwigelf7191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2456

    I love how whenever Susie yells and curses at Larry, Jeff just stands there like a deer in the headlights 😂🤣

    • @benjamingrimes3304
      @benjamingrimes3304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      The guy is totally shell-shocked from years of abuse.

    • @chandlergreen9300
      @chandlergreen9300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      He knows that she is in full control of his life and with one word she can destroy him

    • @vegancandy9570
      @vegancandy9570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I think he genuinely loves her and also likes to be told what to do by her. Probably his mother was very overbearing so in some Freudian way that’s what he’s attracted to and married!

    • @nhjo
      @nhjo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kingpettytv You too, huh? I think it's the accent.

    • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
      @skwisgarskwigelf7191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Susie reminds me of my second grade teacher. She had a very short fuse and was always screaming. Like a PG version of Susie 😂

  • @EdMan57
    @EdMan57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    I love how Jeff never stands up to Susie,or defends Larry.

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      He’s a married man, he knows to stay out of it.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Typical married man. They lose their balls as soon as they walk up to the alter.

    • @H.C.Q.
      @H.C.Q. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He has a great amount of patience and tolerance for such a vile disgusting bitch of a wife.

    • @valeriebernstein9167
      @valeriebernstein9167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He's afraid of her.

    • @yehor_ivanov
      @yehor_ivanov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      u know, what's interesting is he started doing that in the later seasons
      I guess, Jeff just sorta got fed up with Susie bs)

  • @DavidGriffin-ww2fk
    @DavidGriffin-ww2fk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    "You've shown a consistent lack of respect for wood as I see it." Is the single greatest line in television history as I see it.

    • @JTisOneCrazyMan20
      @JTisOneCrazyMan20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That whole scene is my favorite Larry and Susie scene ever. "I respect wood so much, if I had a piece of wood in my hand right now, I'd beat the shit out of you with it okay!?"
      My favorite Susie line

  • @bink
    @bink 9 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    "Sicko fucko asshole!!" Ah, Susie's a poet.

  • @LeftIsBest001
    @LeftIsBest001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1926

    "I thought she had a speech impediment.."
    "You've known her all these years and she all of a sudden develops a speech impediment!!?"
    "That's what was so puzzling..." 😂😂

    • @exdoode
      @exdoode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's quite a line... 😂😂😂😂 has me in tears!!

    • @YK-fj5bj
      @YK-fj5bj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Left Is Best the puzzling line was delivered perfectly 😄

    • @edwardquaye8312
      @edwardquaye8312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That was so funny!

    • @mikeypickett4468
      @mikeypickett4468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She smells like a fucking wine-o

    • @sisterdoublehappiness9714
      @sisterdoublehappiness9714 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "You sicko, fucko, asshole" is my favorite insult of all time.

  • @NorthernHistory
    @NorthernHistory 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1983

    her voice needs to be my alarm clock

    • @ostrovisky
      @ostrovisky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      "Wake the FUCK UP!!!! You lazy piece of shit" lmaoooo

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      look up shut the fuck up its hilarious

    • @sythlorde
      @sythlorde 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      DECAPITATEEEEED! _(Its 7am, time to get up!)_

    • @GrizzlyCHarry
      @GrizzlyCHarry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Absinthevideo wake up you four eyed fuck lol that's what i want

    • @gonefishing408
      @gonefishing408 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hahahahaha fuck that

  • @unerevuese
    @unerevuese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    The fact Susie has a theme song right when she is about to drag Larry. 😂

    • @caseyhunter3840
      @caseyhunter3840 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ....hn...m😊😂😊😂😊

    • @anitat277
      @anitat277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yup. The Susie song is the one that Mexican and Spanish movies use when the bull is about to kill your ass.
      It is also used in old American westerns during those high noon shoot out scenes

    • @luchilds
      @luchilds ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Spaghetti western

    • @Brrrrrrrr
      @Brrrrrrrr ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s called boss music

  • @Juan_of_the_gorlz
    @Juan_of_the_gorlz ปีที่แล้ว +137

    "SOME VOODOO SHIT YOU'RE DOING!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love Susie

  • @A-Oh-Trey
    @A-Oh-Trey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    "You sick fuck Larry David"
    I busted out laughing. Her delivery is just freakin' wonderful. The perfect amount of scorn and malice.

    • @lizzyw8
      @lizzyw8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      “You sick four-eyed fuck” is another gem 💎

    • @Vejur9000
      @Vejur9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well to be honest... she’s just delivering the way any decent New Yorker would. She is gold.
      “Freak of fucking nature... doesn’t wanna house tour...”

  • @deadnerves
    @deadnerves 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    she is like a female version of Joe Pesci, love her!

    • @Knifyman
      @Knifyman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Susie is like a really constantly pissed off fran fischer

    • @TANTHEMANFILMS
      @TANTHEMANFILMS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Jew Pesci..

    • @jumpbox3
      @jumpbox3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tanner Herzman That’s it. You win!! 🙌

    • @dmonarredmonarre3076
      @dmonarredmonarre3076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not even close. She has no skin in the game. All she does is rant with empty threats. Joe Pesci is a risk-taking beast who actually ACTS, irrespective of threats. Like all cowards, she's all lip til things get dangerous. Pathetic.

    • @jumpbox3
      @jumpbox3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      dmonarre dmonarre She was scheming to kill Jeff. Lol

  • @tartgreenapple
    @tartgreenapple 9 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Susie Essman is a genius improv actor.

    • @redlady935
      @redlady935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yep her improv lines are the best

  • @AquaAtia
    @AquaAtia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Susie has to be my favorite character in this show. She’s super underrated but in my eyes she steals every scene she’s in. She just has has a way of completely tilting the plot of the episode or escalating it

    • @jaimebarba619
      @jaimebarba619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup lol

    • @spaciouscake
      @spaciouscake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She's not underrated? Everyone thinks hilarious

    • @michaeldoyle6702
      @michaeldoyle6702 ปีที่แล้ว

      Suzie is the worst character on the show. An appalling cunt.

    • @ericday4505
      @ericday4505 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The thing about Susie is she has that voice, and most of the time her lines are similar, but she manages to get humor out of it.

    • @leeb.5795
      @leeb.5795 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      She's adorable.

  • @dmcgarry07
    @dmcgarry07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    “i thought she had a speech impediment” is one of the all time lines 😂

    • @romeoromero9612
      @romeoromero9612 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's what was so puzzling to me 😂

  • @EdMcStinko
    @EdMcStinko 9 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    This actress adds so much hilarity to the show it wouldnt be the same otherwise.

  • @poppycakes6805
    @poppycakes6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    I love the Western "Showdown music" whenever Larrry &/or Jeff have to face an angry Susie!!!!

    • @lj6109
      @lj6109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The music makes that scene much funnier lol

    • @kebokev7519
      @kebokev7519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A Mexican standoff

    • @joebell6129
      @joebell6129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A fistful of dollars

    • @confusedredditor1660
      @confusedredditor1660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Morricone, haha

    • @gutsfinky
      @gutsfinky 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hope Ennio had a sense of humor.

  • @incognito3743
    @incognito3743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    " I respect wood Larry, I respect wood so much that if I had a piece of wood in my hand, I'd beat the s*it out of you with it!!" 😂

  • @HailCostanza
    @HailCostanza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    “I thought she had a speech impediment” cracks me up every time.

    • @themisbabalis
      @themisbabalis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @gutsfinky
      @gutsfinky 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's what was so puzzling...

  • @nyyanksrdbest
    @nyyanksrdbest 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    Susie Green is the most underrated TV character

    • @10topowerof8
      @10topowerof8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't think she is. Susie gets the love.

    • @maxmerton
      @maxmerton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not underrated.

    • @bretthall8115
      @bretthall8115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SHE SCARES ME

    • @DannyXXXXX
      @DannyXXXXX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But she ruins many episodes with how over the top and unreasonable she is.

    • @johnhawthorn5393
      @johnhawthorn5393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most annoying

  • @Vasileski88
    @Vasileski88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    I love the way she says: "Hysterical"!!!

    • @davidjackson393
      @davidjackson393 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      HYSSSS-TE-RI-CAAAAAAL

    • @mishaj5588
      @mishaj5588 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love the way she says fuck!!

    • @yoshpeters3079
      @yoshpeters3079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why tho? And decapitated!

    • @lawrencefeldman7744
      @lawrencefeldman7744 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let's not forget decapitated! You do know that after watching this you'll be picking up her riffs,pronunciations,energy levels and channeling when needed. A true master

  • @LeBor169
    @LeBor169 8 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    You knew her since she was born and suddenly she develops a speech impediment...
    That's what was soo puzzling.... Lmao I dunno why but that kills me every time

  • @MatrixDiscovery
    @MatrixDiscovery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    People hated when Seinfeld went off the air, but actually we got 10 more seasons of Seinfeld as Curb Your Enthusiasm.

    • @-diogenesthecynic-
      @-diogenesthecynic- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      It’s such an improvement on Seinfeld though

    • @irishman4671
      @irishman4671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@-diogenesthecynic- 100 times funnier

    • @boosteddaily1294
      @boosteddaily1294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This is way better than seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld is as funny as...

    • @u2nice3079
      @u2nice3079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IDK Larry David has gotten better over time.

    • @crazymono13
      @crazymono13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Please dont disrespect Curb like that again. Thanks

  • @leejones8082
    @leejones8082 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The house tour scene is one of my all-time favorites. One because how quick Susie goes from 0-100 and also I totally relate to not wanting to see a tour of someone's house.

    • @Thomas-n9y1t
      @Thomas-n9y1t ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No Tour for you!! Remind of No Soup for you!!

    • @bhz8947
      @bhz8947 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      “No, I get it: bedrooms, bathrooms…”

    • @hw3748
      @hw3748 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Mine too

  • @kitfisto8669
    @kitfisto8669 10 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    Susie is the only person who can shut upp larry ,....lmao

    • @christofferjenzen78
      @christofferjenzen78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Good god....she is pretty awful but that was not a proportionate response. I cant really chime in when you say psychotic shit like that,they will lump me in with you...and you are the worst. How does a minor character in a comedy show bring up such extreme emotions in you? I feel like maybe if you ceased to exist,it would be pretty....pretty,prettay Good....

    • @josefino72
      @josefino72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And Wanda.

    • @EarFarce4
      @EarFarce4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scottwilliam3470 1to100 then back to 1 in 2 seconds flat LMAO!

    • @johns3491
      @johns3491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And Vivica A. Fox is the only person that can shut up Susie.

    • @nicolasmrn
      @nicolasmrn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      and throw his blackberry to the ocean

  • @murphyec
    @murphyec 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1081

    DECAAAAAAPPPITTAAATTTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @bwdrums1
    @bwdrums1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    She is the most vile, angriest, foul- mouthed character that I ever seen.......I think I'm in love !!

    • @coachdynomite2752
      @coachdynomite2752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      “I like a woman with a smart ass mouth like that,” - Leon Black

    • @jonkline709
      @jonkline709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She just does something to me just love strong women

    • @alexsmith2014
      @alexsmith2014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ari gold from entourage 🤣

    • @brycemorey1557
      @brycemorey1557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@coachdynomite2752 “go fuck yourself”

    • @solomonbrown2692
      @solomonbrown2692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too😆

  • @yonnybriggs6435
    @yonnybriggs6435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The western dueling music every time she's waiting for Larry is the best lol so perfect

  • @tiasara5967
    @tiasara5967 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Susie is the best role anyone has ever had in the history of acting. Shakespeare would literally keel over laughing. It’s beautiful!

  • @victorm152
    @victorm152 9 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    One false move and she will kill you with obscenities

  • @joemasters2270
    @joemasters2270 8 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    There's a definite realism to her character. I live on Long Island. Women like Susie are very commonplace here XD

    • @bryansandiego
      @bryansandiego 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Joe Masters Jewish!

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I need to marry a Jewish woman just like her. Susie is my dream wife.

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Noice

    • @kanifalam7835
      @kanifalam7835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      There is a very close similarity between the Jewish and Italian female.

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kanifalam7835 I can see her throwing a lamp at Tony Soprano.

  • @LastAvailableAlias
    @LastAvailableAlias 8 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    How many times has Larry been banned from Susan's house?

    • @ThePanicPuppet
      @ThePanicPuppet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      LastAvailableAlias every

    • @martinashwoodsmith7674
      @martinashwoodsmith7674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LastAvailableAlias ... oh, I dunno, a few million, give or take ;)

    • @Max-ro7sz
      @Max-ro7sz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Susie, not Susan.

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too many to count

    • @Tracymmo
      @Tracymmo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      About as many times as the thumbs up on your comment

  • @joeyk606
    @joeyk606 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love how Susie consistently assumes Larry and Jeff are twisted perverts despite there being no reason to think that. Its always “you sickos!!!”

  • @mloftus8618
    @mloftus8618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Love their exchanges. The chemistry is great...the anger feels real. These are among the funniest pieces on the show...anytime Suzy and Larry are fighting.

    • @nilesclifford9704
      @nilesclifford9704 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And larry david is Susie's punching bag.

  • @DeathShouldTakeMeNow
    @DeathShouldTakeMeNow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Larry must hold the world record for getting kicked out of a house the most times.

    • @Choccster
      @Choccster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +DeathShouldTakeMeNow I don't know, Jazz in Fresh Prince and Roger in Tia & Tamera, they got kicked out a stupid amount of times (I watched a lot of TV as a child). Larry's uh out-kickings are a lot better, though :D

    • @10topowerof8
      @10topowerof8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jazz's exits were pretty legendary

    • @magillagorilla57
      @magillagorilla57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Choccster Pam on Martin has a pretty good record too

    • @germansalas6159
      @germansalas6159 ปีที่แล้ว

      That time he touched the old woman boob 😂

  • @bclaude87
    @bclaude87 8 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Hahaha. I love Susie so much. Susie and Leon are my 2 favorite characters on the series.

    • @gita3088
      @gita3088 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Leon was fabulous .... bring the ruckus to that ass, Larry. Too funny. :)

    • @kimlarge4077
      @kimlarge4077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too.

    • @janicejacome
      @janicejacome 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bclaude87 No DOUBT!!!

    • @cacksm0ker
      @cacksm0ker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Their actors are geniuses at the ad-lib style that Curb does. Each time they speak it's a masterpiece.

    • @mrj4990
      @mrj4990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They’d make the most rowdy couple. Leon (as long as he wears glasses) and her in the world would be unstoppable. Leon & Susie 2020🇺🇸

  • @musicalman1995
    @musicalman1995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    People forget that a lot of this show is improvised. It's completely brilliant.

    • @dontalkt2meboutheros
      @dontalkt2meboutheros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They film the same scenes a few times and choose the funniest

  • @marrydruli
    @marrydruli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    'Get the fuck out of my house Larry' is the summary of their relationship.

  • @andred4473
    @andred4473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “Misanthropic moron” is the best Larry insult

    • @mikebynes3720
      @mikebynes3720 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hardcore

    • @chunkylefunga
      @chunkylefunga 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fantastic line and great improv.

  • @ericbrown9900
    @ericbrown9900 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    For a show about Larry David, Susie steals every scene she shows up in.

  • @SerraPontosSoc
    @SerraPontosSoc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    9:14
    "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE"
    "You sure?"
    That line gets me everytime

  • @aaroneusjames2342
    @aaroneusjames2342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    one of the best 240p vids on TH-cam.

    • @rainscratch
      @rainscratch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The scenes are so funny you forget about the cr^p quality.

    • @ChaossX77
      @ChaossX77 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@rainscratchwow such uncalled for language holy shit

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I grew up in the pre digital era. This is luxury

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    *H Y S T E R I C A L*

  • @sacramentocheesehog9195
    @sacramentocheesehog9195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Vivica fox destroyed her in like 13 words

    • @cragerzz
      @cragerzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And so eloquently worded...... 28 words to be exactish and in only 7 seconds!
      😂👏👏 Beauitful moment I agree!
      "Who the fuck do you think your talking to!! Dont nobody talk to my man like that! You better get your ass outta my house you fuckin bitch!!"

  • @LEMMYKISGOD
    @LEMMYKISGOD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Susie Green has the voice of an angel...

  • @TR-gl8wl
    @TR-gl8wl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is!"

  • @rafaelsolis
    @rafaelsolis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    "SHE TOLD YOU COULD TAKE THE DOG AFTER YOU GOT HER ALL FUCKED UP ON ALCOHOL.....ALL LIQUORED UP!"
    Love how she delivers that line

    • @MarcosIsABaritone
      @MarcosIsABaritone 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Rafael Solis My fave too.

    • @CurbUrEnthusiazm
      @CurbUrEnthusiazm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Majority of this show is made up lines they make up I the spot. Larry will present a topic situation, and they'll ad-lib most of it. The only people that have actual lines from a script are insignificant roles, such as waiters, receptionists, hostesses, cashiers, etc. as for the main characters, it's all ad-libbed. That's what makes this show legendary.

    • @Fuzorz
      @Fuzorz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Uralya 909 indeed !! no "delivering lines" !!!

    • @whirlingdervish69
      @whirlingdervish69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      H Y S T E R I C A L

  • @carletoncandis635
    @carletoncandis635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Susie has made cussing an art form.

  • @ChocolateAsian9000
    @ChocolateAsian9000 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    7:54 never fails to get me. This man is squatting, which he’s never really done on camera, shoving books around, and Susie’s delivery is perfect

  • @gibbsy36
    @gibbsy36 9 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    'Freak of fucking nature doesn't want a house tour?' I bloody love this show. xx

  • @mcbc4
    @mcbc4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    the last scene where Larry's gf stands up to Susie is absolute gold!

    • @SeismicChirp
      @SeismicChirp ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not his girlfriend.

    • @Tbone.357
      @Tbone.357 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@SeismicChirpuuh, yes they were dating on the show. Hence, "girlfriend". 🙄

  • @PhilDesigns
    @PhilDesigns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    freak of fuckin nature doesn't want a house tour

    • @MEGADEEZOO
      @MEGADEEZOO 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'd still credit this, a BEATIFUL HAIKU😇😇😇

  • @frisco21
    @frisco21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    _"What's with your verkakte shoes?"_ Great use of Yiddish in the dialogue!

  • @Acky642
    @Acky642 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    How did this woman not win an Emmy every year?

  • @Sizo008
    @Sizo008 9 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    7:58 I love how he squats over the table to check for stains like some sort of bald goblin and then pushes the books and i lost it

    • @willingtotry
      @willingtotry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bald goblin! Hahaha

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      yes dude. that book push was gold 🤣

    • @jimbeam100100
      @jimbeam100100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He was asking for trouble with that book push

    • @SamAronow
      @SamAronow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was a highly tactical push.

  • @ShaithMaster
    @ShaithMaster 10 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I love the gunslinger music, hilarious.

  • @georgechanturidze1409
    @georgechanturidze1409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Get the f#$% out of my house!"
    - Susie Green

  • @Vejur9000
    @Vejur9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    OMG. Susie essman is a veteran NYC comic, and she’s always been drop dead funny.

  • @sandiasurfers3174
    @sandiasurfers3174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “You know what, get the fu*k outta here!” Lost count the amount of times Susie kicked Larry out 😂

  • @phizap
    @phizap 8 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    best ending ever with loretta lol

    • @hughbertram2476
      @hughbertram2476 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ş

    • @jessicajaynenc1202
      @jessicajaynenc1202 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Absolutley !!!! That one is classic and makes literally bust out loud laughing , EVERYTIME !

    • @lilyray
      @lilyray 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      lmao she met her match!!!

    • @jessicajaynenc1202
      @jessicajaynenc1202 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      and the look on Larry's face! you knowwww he's so happy.

    • @raymonddodd9048
      @raymonddodd9048 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I couldn't stop laughing. It was high time somebody stood up to Susie.

  • @Holymakinaw
    @Holymakinaw 9 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    LMAO. I love New York Jews. Funniest people on earth.

    • @nyny5699
      @nyny5699 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Tom Evans
      Is that you Mel Gibson? out of rehab so soon?

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Arthur K FREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @SamJohn52
      @SamJohn52 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Holymakinaw ............they are.....except Woody Allen......

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MarlonBrando More people think he's funny than they do Larry David.

    • @mrxxbrian
      @mrxxbrian 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      GET A LIFE JEWS!

  • @DaftSwank
    @DaftSwank 10 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    "Freak of fuckin' nature doesn't want the house tour?!?"
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHA!!!!!

    • @basehead617
      @basehead617 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      love that line too

    • @webow88
      @webow88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Tour Nazi:
      "No tour for you!"

  • @thejew1789
    @thejew1789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    "I'll give you the tour."
    "Oh that's okay. I get it. Bedrooms, bathrooms."
    I've literally said this exact same thing lmao

    • @ZemanTheMighty
      @ZemanTheMighty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe it's a Jewish thing

    • @vers1fier
      @vers1fier ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ZemanTheMighty Nope gentile here, think the exact same thing.

  • @lynettelaroche8868
    @lynettelaroche8868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Omg! This show wouldn’t be the same without Susie!! She’s a riot! I love her!!😂

  • @dominicangadi
    @dominicangadi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    'Misanthropic moron' I wish my girlfriend ever called me that.

    • @yoshpeters3079
      @yoshpeters3079 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dominic Angadi I am a misanthrope, bald asshole and four eyed fuck. I need a girl like Susie then she can call me a misanthropic moron, four eyed fuck and bald fucko asshole. Lol and my buddy is the fat piece of shit.

  • @sirmoanalot3779
    @sirmoanalot3779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    “Mr hush puppy rumpled suit look” 😂

  • @flamegrl13
    @flamegrl13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Charlie Brown and Lucy Vander Pelt as adults

  • @Al404DVP
    @Al404DVP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Long live Larry David. An absolute genius and a giant of a man in the comedy world. Thank u for a lifetime of laughs.

  • @aegontargaryen6269
    @aegontargaryen6269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “You weren’t invited go eat somewhere else” 😂😂😂

  • @keithdriscoll6760
    @keithdriscoll6760 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    LMAO! "Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is!"

    • @gargarcomedy
      @gargarcomedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe the best line ever😂😂😂

  • @manakin5
    @manakin5 10 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    24 people don't respect wood.

    • @jammar521
      @jammar521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      manakin5 I dont believe you respect wood

  • @jessicaruales8649
    @jessicaruales8649 7 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I love this woman!!

    • @mishaj5588
      @mishaj5588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jessica Ruales
      She's mint.

    • @knucks1983
      @knucks1983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This show is great

  • @Cwho9ss
    @Cwho9ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “I thought she had a speech impediment” haha

  • @shannonc3121
    @shannonc3121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Part of what I love is that Susie flips the f#ck out to the 10th degree. She uses almost every expletive in the book and most of their interactions end with Susie kicking Larry out of her house.
    If you notice though, Larry is usually calm, shakes his head and is calm except for just a few times. And he never calls her the B or C word.
    He seems to take it on stride. To me showing how close the characters actually are.

  • @prettybullet7728
    @prettybullet7728 9 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I was sure glad when Larrys woman told Susie off. Susie looked totally stunned.

    • @prettybullet7728
      @prettybullet7728 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Thank God. Someone finally put her in her place.

    • @bwise392
      @bwise392 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      pretty bullet You do realize you're replying to yourself right

    • @erickherrrington518
      @erickherrrington518 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bwise LOL XD

    • @erickherrrington518
      @erickherrrington518 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's a TH-cam/Google thing, I think. When someone wants to continue their thought..they uh, they click, "reply" but don't delete the name they replied to.

    • @erickherrrington518
      @erickherrrington518 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :( I'm not scary at all.

  • @jeromesilva4503
    @jeromesilva4503 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Susie Essman is at the top of her game in every scene she's in ... (she should've had her own show by now... I mean, come on !)

    • @harvestcanada
      @harvestcanada 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember a teacher I had that was exactly like her. It was one thing or another. I fucking hated her.

  • @rishabmehta02
    @rishabmehta02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Susie is so repulsive & attractive at the same time.

    • @peterh18
      @peterh18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YUck!

  • @cynthiabelknap8655
    @cynthiabelknap8655 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “Freak of fucking nature doesn’t want a house tour”😂. Gold!

  • @samuelluebbers4099
    @samuelluebbers4099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    A goddamn icon, her and jb smoove make a better supporting cast than even Jerry had

  • @dansofe0r
    @dansofe0r 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The kid is home, hystericaaaal, because her doll, Judy, has been DECAPITAAATEEEEEEEEED!

  • @idavo
    @idavo 11 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    An English man here. She should get an Oscar for her supporting role, every time she appears in CYE - it is an amazing episode.
    Thank you so much for posting this montage.
    She inspires me to break balls when I do not get the service I deserve, as well as making me laugh until my sides hurt.
    I would love to see her over here guesting on one of our chat shows & doing some stand up.
    Best comedy character ever - for me.

    • @idavo
      @idavo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** like she didn't smell like a fuckin' wino before... Made me laugh...

    • @idavo
      @idavo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know it is EMMY - I was just making a 'how good she is' reference and using the word Oscar as, she is the best.
      I thank you for taking time out to reply & correcting my error.
      Best wishes to you
      David

    • @Sunderland95FTM
      @Sunderland95FTM 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm English too, are you the owner/creator of the comedy channel 'Dave' or something? Or just a big fan of that channel? hahaa

    • @idavo
      @idavo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The image is much more preferable to using a mug shot.
      My name is David, I hate being referred to as Dave - I watch re-runs of Have I Got News For You & that type of humour.
      Not a fan of anything that promotes Jeremy Clarkson as much as Dave does.
      Just a bit of irony with me using the icon.
      Nice to chat with a #Curb fan.
      Take care

    • @Sunderland95FTM
      @Sunderland95FTM 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh okay i see! And i dislike Jeremy Clarkson and Top Gear. Boring! And yet it's on all the time! And i absolutely love Curb! It's so my humor, better than the punchline crap they show on TV over here. I just wish more British people knew about or liked Curb Your Enthusiasm!

  • @mydogsioux
    @mydogsioux 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Notice how often they play "western showdown" music when Larry & Susie face off?
    '

  • @Iamverybald
    @Iamverybald 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    That delivery on “you four eyed fuck” is always perfect

  • @nathan2497
    @nathan2497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Classic show, The Larry and Susie exchanges were always brilliant.

  • @xbrando7
    @xbrando7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    4:37 "Oh no, I'm done, I'm turned off" lol

    • @mikeoxlong567
      @mikeoxlong567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its like their married lol

    • @dcaseng
      @dcaseng 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO, she was turned ON by the thought of giving Larry a house tour.

  • @zyzor
    @zyzor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I love the showdown music that qeues

    • @zyzor
      @zyzor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Two of nature’s mortal enemies facing one another

  • @bornwithoutwarning
    @bornwithoutwarning 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This woman really knows how to swear. To paraphrase Mark Twain, she knows the words and the tune. Hilarious.

  • @cesarbueno1615
    @cesarbueno1615 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The second HYSTERRRICAAAAL hit me like a train 😂😂

  • @Itsmarieanne
    @Itsmarieanne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Susie makes me laugh because she speaks to Jeff and Larry the same, she’s like a horrible mom cursing her children 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Vejur9000
    @Vejur9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    She’s a veteran stand up comedian, and funny as hell. Love Susie. It’s one of her alter egos. The jersey shore mom.

  • @yatesy117
    @yatesy117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Susie green - testament that women can be funny. one of the best characters on the show!!

    • @grahampeters91
      @grahampeters91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeh i usually dont find females funny but she and julia louis dreyfuss and geogres mother are fucken hilarious. Great writing and exceptional acting.

    • @otomicans6580
      @otomicans6580 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She's perfect at being mean, no question. Does that count as funny though? Not exactly the same thing.

    • @losbloontas
      @losbloontas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Delivery is a part of humor so yea she delivers lines perfectly. Shes one of about 5 exceptions to the oxymoron of "woman comedian"

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So Kristen Wiig and Isla Fisher mean NOTHING TO YOU?

    • @kingsosa6493
      @kingsosa6493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Who doesnt find women funny?? Comedy is comedy...ive never heard something funny and thought ...mehhh it came from a woman

  • @zackjones5764
    @zackjones5764 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Conversation with Susie always ends with: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE! hahah

  • @Crimson28
    @Crimson28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I hate it when Susie yells at Jeff, but I love when she yells at Larry! I can’t get enough of it 🤣

  • @j.jbinks9669
    @j.jbinks9669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    TH-cam has done be a great service by recommending this to me.

  • @extremetee
    @extremetee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Susie is my second favourite Curb character! Larry first obviously. Thanks for uploading.

  • @Jamietheroadrunner
    @Jamietheroadrunner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Loretta Black defending Larry's honor and taking Susie out was one of the funniest scenes ever!

  • @comprehensiveboy
    @comprehensiveboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    How the hell did Jeff and Suzie ever get together in the first place? Was is some kind of sick, twisted joke by their parents in some kind of a diabolical arranged marriage scam?

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Jeff is the most chilliest guy I have ever seen

    • @JCMELKOR
      @JCMELKOR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      opposites attract, my dude

    • @mrp6850
      @mrp6850 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If you watch the scenes with his mother you can see traces of that male dominating behavior in her. I would suspect that in her younger days the mother was as bad as Susie is now but she just mellowed somewhat with age. So he basically married his mother. That's what's so brilliant about LD's characters is that the family dynamics make perfect sense when you think about it.

    • @GooglyEyedJoe
      @GooglyEyedJoe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She's controlling and enjoys controlling, Jeff is a pushover, so it's most likely she "chose" him because hes easy to control in a relationship and he doesn't mind that, he plays a similar character in The Goldbergs where he also has a wife who is controlling but nowhere near as rude or harsh as Susie.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I own a Business where couples come to my house in respect of Boarding their dogs during their holidays. Time after time the Women just want a solid, wuiet Guy to agree with them like Susie as in " Isn't that right Jeff ? ". Jeff agrees EVERY TIME which is how they like it !

  • @CitrusMike
    @CitrusMike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    No experience is as magical as Susie yelling at larry

  • @Stevedrums741
    @Stevedrums741 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "I thought she had a speech impediment..." ROTF!!!